Swami Nithyananda Gives His Dog and Pony Show a New Lift
Hey, there, Sri Nithyananda. How did you like that last post? Quite a discussion going there, and of course it was all about you! Your favorite subject. Yeah, Sri Nithyananda, with you around, we're sure that it is the only subject. But, we already know that the Life Bliss Foundation is just all about you. It's no secret.
So, how's the enrollment going for your next batch of 'Inner Awakening'? "Growwable." We don't even need our Grunatenese translator to know that means not so well. Yes, we can see that you're in for a rude awakening with you 'Inner Awakening' program. Is there any way you can do a 'short sell' on this program, like on stock that is about to tank, and make some money? We think, Sri Nithyananda, after everyone knows about the Truth and all of your, well, inconsistencies, no one with a brain is going to pay $6,000.00 and take over three weeks off just to get your certificate of 'enlightenment'. You better act quickly, there, Sri Nithyananda. Perhaps you, Sri Nithyananda could warm up the crowd with the dog and pony show like you did during your last visit. Oh, yes, we see. The crowd is tired of Bhaktananda and Medhananda. We just knew people were going to ask Medhananda about his smelly, infected feet and get distracted about signing up for your 'Inner Awakening'. And, Sri Nithyananda, you really need to get Bhaktananda a new joke book. His jokes weren't funny the first time we heard them.
Oh, look here, Sri Nithyananda. You actually did something proactive. We see that you're sending your very first Ashramite, Ayya, you, know, your Secretary to the rescue. We guess his new identity, which is really your identity, is Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami. So, Ayya or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami is going to sludge through the cold winter instead of you? Smart move there, Sri Nithyananda. No wonder you're a Paramahamsa. We sure wouldn't want to be going through Toronto in the middle of the Winter unless we had to.
So, Sri Nithyananda, is it true what one of our posters said about Ayya or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami:
Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:11 PM
Anonymous said...
In the recent US marketing season/tour, in the program called "Kalpatharu darshan', where people are made to pay $ 250 and made to listen to marketing stuff, a recruiting turf for Inner Awakening ($ 6000 program) etc. when one of the participants asked Sadhananda, "Are you enlightened", he said "Yes" . . . . . Nobody asked any thing further. Probably they knew, there was no point in talking further. LOL.
Let me narrate one incident which corroborates Sadhananda's enlightenment. In one Himalaya tour, one Tamil lady from India who came on the tour, made an agreement with the Khacchar owner 'owner of donkey used for travel to Yamunotri', to pay Rs. 1500 or so. After the trip was made, she escaped without paying that fellow, and the buses came off to the base/hotel. The poor donkey owner could not let it go as Rs. 1500 would probably make a fortune for their life. (People who traveled will know how hard their life is.) He along with 2 of his friends came to the hotel by searching and locating the party, traveling in the night, and spotted the lady and demanded the money.
Sadhananda and some other goondas were ready to beat that fellow as he insisted for his agreed amount. Finally, poor fellow had to go away with Rs. 500 or so, because he could not fight the enlightened man and others!!
This is Sadhananda's enlightenment. LOL!
Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you better tell Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) not to get into any more fights about ripping off poor people over donkeys. We remember your last donkey, Sri Nithya Medhananda Swami, started to yell at someone in the audience in San Jose just because she was taking notes. Doesn't he know that he should only yell at people when they are doing acharya training (teacher training)? And, that big scene in the San Jose parking lot where he was yelling and fighting, that's legendary. Oh, well, we guess that's the type of 'enlightenment' we can expect after 'Inner Awakening'.
And, Sri Nithyananda, what is this here? This just came through our comments:
Sunday, January 31, 2010 10:10 AM
Anonymous said...
This is one example of Nithya Sadhananda the chief Goonda's enlightened compassion. Let me narrate another one.
I attended Nithyanandam program in Bidadi about 2 years ago. Nithyananda had finished one session and it was a break now. Some people had left the hall for a refreshments, but many of the people were still sitting in the hall in a 'meditative' mood.
Suddenly some commotion happens and we the audience, see a young lady brahmacharini run into the hall from the side doors seemingly in distress and throws herself down with her head on the foot stool of Nithyananda and is weeping. It looked like the lady was in deep distress and she fell on the foot stool of Nithyananda for 'blessings or solace of the divine' although he was physically not there.
And within seconds, a man (I will tell you who this man was shortly) comes seemingly in pursuit of this girl. This man is totally oblivious to the fact that there are over a hundred people in the hall. He grabs this girl by the arm and starts dragging her out of the hall towards the side door and the girl was in total distress. Suddenly after dragging the girl quarter of the way through the hall, he realizes, oops there is a crowd here. He lets go of the girl and gets his bearing quickly and then kind of smiles sheepishly and says to the audience "Oh this girl is not listening and is insisting on going on a Paravarajika, so I was trying to advice her not to do such a thing at such a young age". Meanwhile the girl left the hall.
Really Mr Man - this girl was not listening and hence you were 'advising' and had the right to drag this girl half way like she was a dog on a leash?
By now you probably guessed or are in total denial that this even happened. This wonderful man who was being ever so compassionate to the girl was none other than the great Mr. Aiyya or shall we say Nithya Sadananda Swami. To me from that I decided he is the biggest crook.
Sri Nithyananda, this sounds like quite a tradition you've started... a tradition of not being what you seem. Wow, we imagine what it takes to be a leader in your organization is good stage presence with gritty determination to get the job done at all costs. Wow, no wonder your organization has grown so fast so soon. Sounds like Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) is a rowdy swami's rowdy swami. No wonder he's the al-Zawahiri of your organization. He seems so mild-mannered otherwise. Must be that super graveyard energy that brings out the beast, we mean best in people.
And, what is this here, Sri Nithyananda. Look, another Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) story by one of our faithful readers. Let's take a look:
Friday, February 5, 2010 12:12 AM
Anonymous said...
Ayya is the guy who was saved by Nithyananda from his death bed and that's how he became a man to spread his mission...right? So in this case should'nt his family members be greatful and loyal for saving Ayya from the so-called death bed?
If so then why? Only his wife - (Jammuna Amma) – is the only person who is in the ashram and not his sons? or his siblings? or rest of their family who knew this story?
While Ayya recruits Volunteers for the 1yr program (Cheap Labor who drives the organization) and Nithyananda mesmerizes his devotees to become ashramites and opens Gurukulam for their children, why does Guyya (sorry Ayya) needs to send his son’s to UK for their master’s degree?
So, Sri Nithyananda, did you really initiate Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) Purna Sanyas (full renunciant)? After all, he still has his business, factories, wife, children, and expenses of looking after children. Yes, those MBAs abroad aren't cheap, unless you, of course, get an 'honorary' PhD from the Hindu University of America (HUA), then it is dirt cheap. Sri Nithyananda, are you still passing out 'honorary' degrees from HUA to your rich and influential friends, now that you are no longer the Chair of that prestigious trailer park? After all, if Ayya's (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) children get one of your 'honorary' PhD degrees, then that will guarantee that they will never get a job anywhere else except your Ashram. That way, you save the money and guarantee the scion of Ayya to be slaving for you for generations to come. Now, that would be a guaranteed solution. And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, isn't initiating Purna Sanyas (full renunciant) into your order, but letting them still have all of their worldly ties, isn't that making a joke of the Vedic Traditions? You really must be an 'enlightened' healing master to be able to do that. All us regular morals would probably be screaming "FRAUD"!
By the way, Sri Nithyananda, will you be giving Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) all of the respect that you get when you go on tour in North America? We mean will you be hiring burly body guards and arranging that special room service that you always get, you, know, we hear that Ayya only eats certain types of Tamilnadu food. We guess this rules out Taco Bell.
So, Sri Nithyananda, while Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) is making the rounds, can we encourage our fellow Truth Seekers to attend and ask the questions that you never had time to reply back to us? We promise to be polite, courteous, but persistent. Sri Nithyananda? Oh, drats. Samadhi again.
OK, everybody, if you attend one of these programs, be sure to ask Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami):
Is Paramahamsa Nithyananda above the Truth?
If you get anything other than a straight up and down "NO", then you don't need to ask anymore questions, because, well, Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) while representing Paramahamsa Nithyananda will probably not stick to the Truth. Sad. Sad.
But, if you still feel like asking Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami), here's our five (5) basic questions that no one from Paramahamsa Nithyananda's camp has answered for us:
- What was the exact day, time, and year your Dear Leader, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, was born?
- When did your Dear Leader finish your public education, e.g. Senior Secondary School (i.e. high school), Standards IX to XII? What year, what grade level, and how old was he?
- What years (from when to when) did your Dear Leader attend the three-year polytechnic in Engineering? Did he actually graduate? Was he really just a twelve-year-old boy when he started?
- When did your Dear Leader leave home to start his nine-years, now just six-years of wandering? How old was your Dear Leader and what year was that?
- Where (exact place) did your Dear Leader reach his final stage of 'enlightenment' that 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda claimed happened on January 1, 2000?
And, we have a couple of special questions just for Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami):
Where did you first meet the 'enlightened' 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?
The reason we want to ask that, Sri Nithyananda, (oh, we forgot, he's still in samadhi ) is that we heard that your story about meeting Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) at the river bank near your first ashram, was just that, a story. You, Sri Nithyananda, meet Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) at the Isha Foundation. Don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, we have someone in India right now checking up if this is true or not... so if it is too painful for Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) to recall this, we'll find out without his help. But, it would be nice to get it straight from the source.
And, while we have the opportunity to have Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) undivided attention, we would like to ask him:
Is it true that if white bird flew above, but if the so-called 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said, "Look, Ayya, there goes a black bird." You, Ayya, would actually see a black bird. The thought of even questioning if you saw a white bird just wouldn't be there, because you really did see a black bird?
If yes, how is this different than being brainwashed?
Yes, Ayya, (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami), we would really like to know. Actually, with perceptions like that, we're terrified if you, Ayya, ever had a gun in your hand. I'm sure the cult followers of Charles Manson were told that those 'black birds' needed to be disposed of when their cult leader hatched his plan of action. And, yes, indeed, Charles Mason's followers gleefully followed his orders. Sad to say that those cult followers really regretted their actions later, but it was too late... too late for everyone. We hope that you, Ayya, and Nithyananda do not suffer a similar fate.
And, as an EXTRA bonus, if anyone is in Toronto, perhaps you might like to ask:
Where is all the money we gave to have a temple made? Did that money turn into another 24K golden throne?
Well, we just checked the website and looks like perhaps the devotees who had all their money taken in Toronto might not get a chance to ask Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) where all their money went. On the Canadian Life Bliss Homepage, it looks like Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) will still be at:
Canada Sri Ayyappan Temple
635 Middlefield Road,
Scarborough, Toronto
But at the other Nithyananda website, Yogam, there's no mention of that. Oh, well. All Truth Seekers, please register at the Nithyananda site and remember to be courteous, but don't leave until your answers have been answered. And, at the breaks, be sure to strike up conversations about 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda’s wandering, how much time he spent at the Ramakrishna Mission, how old he actually is, how many years did he wander, how many miles he covered during his wandering, etc. Have some fun with this. But, please be nice and peaceful. Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) might have some bodyguards with him.
As a courtesy for our Truth Seekers, and as a way to make sure the search engines help the people know a little bit about 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, his cult, and his fraud of selling fake 'enlightenment' scam, we'll include all of the addresses of where Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) will be appearing. But, be sure to check 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's website and call just to make sure. Don't forget to register too.
So, if you live in Toronto, Canada, on Sunday, January 31, 2010, you *might* be able to see Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) at:
Canada Sri Ayyappan Temple
635 Middlefield Road,
Scarborough, Toronto
Now, the devotees at Canada Sri Ayyappan Temple in Toronto will know more about Swami Nithyananda from this blog.
Or if you life in Vancouver, British Columbia, you can catch Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) on Tuesday, February 2 (say, that's Ground Hog's Day, eh?) at:
Unity Church of Vancouver
5840 Oak Street, Vancouver (Oak St. / 42nd Ave.)
Now, regular attendees at Unity Church of Vancouver in Vancouver, B.C., Canada, will know more about Swami Nithyananda from this blog. Hopefully, we can reach them before their Unity Church of Vancouver becomes the Dis-unity Church of Vancouver. Divorces, separation, career-stoppers, everything. A one-stop wrecking company is invited in. Damage control, please.
On Saturday, February 6, 2010 from 5 to 7 p.m., Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) will be at the ISKCON Temple in Chandler, Arizona, which is real close to Phoenix, Arizona. The ISKCON temple in Chandler (suburb of Phoenix, Arizona) is located at:
ISKCON Temple
100 S. Weber Dr
Chandler, AZ 85226
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Time: 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m.
Here's a wonderful chance for ISKCON devotees and other devotees to compare two types of gurus. On one hand, there is A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada and the other, the self-proclaimed 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. One lived a sincere and simple life, the other lavishly dressed and surrounded with gold. One lived in poverty and with transparency unheard of, the other, with expensive programs and a 'secret' private life that seems to counter what he preaches. One devoted his whole life to promote Lord Krishna and the Bhagavad Gita the other works solely to promote himself and shamelessly credits the work of others for himself. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you are no Prabhupada. But, readers, find out yourself, and attend this program at ISKCON in Chandler (next to Phoenix), Arizona if you can.
We see that you plan to have Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) sell your wares in Los Angeles on Sunday, February 7 and in Seattle on Thursday, February 11, but TBD. Are you afraid, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that some of our readers are going to attend and ask him the questions you don't want to hear?
Oh, look. There's an email from the Nithyananda (so-called) Vedic Temple from Montclair. Dance Like Shiva? Really. OK, looks like Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) will be at the Montclair Temple:
Nithyananda (so-called) Vedic Temple
9720 Central Ave., Montclair, CA 91763
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Time: 5:00 p.m. to ???
Hey, Sri Nithyananda. Since Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) is your right-hand man, and no doubt he is 'enlightened' just like you, will you let him sit on your 24K Gold Throne? You know, that 24K gold throne that you have at your so-called Vedic Temple in Montclair, California. Yes, that one, with statues of Lord Ganesha right by your feet, but most interesting (or offensive) is Lord Vishnu and Devi Lakshmi right on you seat. Here's a picture of you now on that very same throne:
Lucky thing for the Hindu world is that you, Sri Nithyananda, we mean 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that you are an 'enlightened' healing master. And, in your very own words, 'enlightened' healing masters are above Hindu Deities. In this case, Sri Nithyananda, you seem to be 'just' above the Hindu Deities, as in only separated by a cushion.
We just got a tip that Ayya will be at the Vedic Temple in Seattle, Washington. Well, it isn't exactly in Seattle, WA, but it is in Redmond, WA. Say, isn't Redmond, WA. the same place that has that big bloated software company? You know, the folks that don't even index our site in their pretty-skinned-but-useless search engine? Yes, don't expect good things out of Redmond, Washington. Anyway, you can ask Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) our questions in Seattle / Redmond Washington at the:
Nithyananda Vedic Temple - Seattle
2877 152nd Avenue Northeast
Redmond, WA 98052
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Time: 7:30 p.m. to ???
On Sunday, February 14, hey, that's Valentine's Day and Tet/Chinese New Year, we see that Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) will be hawking your brand of 'enlightenment' in St. Louis at the Center For Spiritual Living from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. Here's the address:
Center For Spiritual Living
12875 Fee Fee Road
St. Louis, MO-63246
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Time: 3:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Hey, Sri Nithyananda, are you going to make Ayya turn the Center For Spiritual Living into the Center For Spiritual Lying? Those folks for St. Louis are from the 'Show Me' state. Are you going to have Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) show them your timeline? On exactly how nine year (now just six years) fit in just four and a half year? We are sure that the seekers at the Center for Spiritual Living in St. Louis will love to see that. We would love to see that too.
And, look here, on Wednesday, February 17 from 6:30 to 8:00 p.m., people can have an introduction to Nithya Brainwashing in Michigan at Kalakshetra (KTOA), the Temple of Arts, which is a suburb of Detroit.
Kalakshetra, the Temple of Arts (KTOA)
30687 Grand River Ave
Farmington Hill, MI - 48336
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Time: 6:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.
Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you can practice the art of deception at the Temple of Arts, Kalakshetra, in Farmington Hill, Michigan. And, since this region near Detroit, Michigan, is really hurting economically, we bet that the devotees at the Kalakshetra, KTOA (the Temple of Arts) in Farmington Hill, probably do not have an extra $6,000.00 dollars to attend 'Inner Awakening', especially, when they see the search results for such a program.
Perhaps, you, Sri Nithyananda, will have better results sending Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) to Columbus, Ohio at the Bridgewater Banquet and Conference Center in Powell, Ohio. Here's the address:
Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center
10561 Sawmill Parkway
Powell, OH - 43065
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Time: 10.30 a.m. to 12.30 p.m.
Oh, Sri Nithyananda, we see that you are not having it in some church or temple, but a conference center in Powell, Ohio. Is that because everyone spiritual already knows about you and your fraudulent operations from your center in Delaware, Ohio? And, none of the spiritual places wants to see the goodwill of their followers hijacked by a cult? Can't say we blame them. Glad the word is spreading.
We see, Sri Nithyananda, there's a big TBD for both Houston and Dallas, Texas on February 21 and 23 respectively. Yes, Houston, you do have a problem if you let Sri Nithyananda and his cult come in to town.
Maybe, Sri Nithyananda, you'll have better luck in New Jersey. After all, New Jersey is known for its pollution and decay, and we think you'll fit right in. Here, on Thursday, February 25, you'll be sending Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) to the Gayatri Chetna Center, in Piscataway, New Jersey, which is close to Newark, New Jersey and New York, New York.
Gayatri Chetna Center
240 Centennial Avenue
Piscataway, NJ - 08854
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Time: TBD
Sri Nithyananda, does the followers at the Gayatri Chetna Center in Piscataway, New Jersey, know about your graveyard spirituality? Your mass initiation to sanyasi (monk)? Do the priests at the Gayatri Chetna Center know how you insert or substitute your name into the holy mantras? How some of the participants at the acharya (teacher) training programs went crazy? Have the devotees at the Gayatri Chetna Center in Piscataway, New Jersey figured out that you were in the Ramakrishna Mission when you said you were wandering? And, how you beat your ashramite in your ashram? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we guessed that they probably haven't found that out yet, or they would definitely not let you in their temple and give your lieutenant, Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami), a chance to indoctrinate them into your cult.
And, finally, Sri Nithyananda, you have announced that you will send Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) to San Jose (or the Bay Area) in California on Saturday, February 27, 2010. Sri Nithyananda, do you still have a so-called Vedic Temple there? You don't seem to have that so-called Vedic Temple listed anywhere on your websites. Was this the same temple that was closed for over six months due to violating the laws of the City of Milpitas? Sri Nithyananda, is that a good thing to have your devotees willingly break the law in the name of service to you? We can't wait to find out where this gathering will be.
Call to Action for All Truth Seekers:
At the Nithyananda Yogam Tour site, there are only a few venues mentioned where Ayya (or Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami) will be featured. The rest of the venues are "to be determined". Perhaps the Life Bliss Foundation is really the Scared Sitless Foundation. So, please do the following:
1. Please post a comment when you are certain of a local venue. Looks like the cult of Nithyananda is trying to hold it in as many 'outside' venues to reach out to a new crowd. Talk about a Trojan Horse. Let's do our best to warn as many people of this scam before they fall into the trap.
2. Write and warn the local venue especially if it is a temple or a church about how 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the Nithyananda Foundation, the Life Bliss Foundation, Inner Awakening, Nithya Yoga, etc. is one big cult and how they defraud people by offering phony certificates of 'enlightenment'. Even if the event has past, your letter will help the venue owners to wake up and prevent their temple or church from being hijacked or used as a recruiting launch pad for this cult.
3. Try to attend this function and politely ask the questions above. Talk about 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda during the break. Ask questions like "Do you really think he's 'enlightened'? I read that he was at the Ramakrishna Mission the same time he said that he was doing his monastic wandering.", etc.
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Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult.
Day 56: Fifty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.
Day 77: Seventy-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.