Cult of the La La Land Hides the Fraud of Nithyananda via YouTube

Terrorist Quality YouTube Videos Just Keep Coming - and Will Be Used As Evidence Against Nithyananda
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, looks like your video making days are on hold for a while.  Does that mean we'll get a break from your constant barrage of psycho-babble from your 'Life Bliss' Channel on YouTube?  Oh, heavens.  Looks like all of your hardcore disciples did learn one thing from you... that is how to capture their ramblings and make a YouTube video.  It's like as if the Energizer Bunny  multiplied several times over and created a whole army of self-winding, never stopping battery-babbling operated toys.  And, they all had the same reprogrammed software and hardware.  Now, who do you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did all that transformation?

Lets' look at all of these videos for just a moment.  Let's see.  There's the round up of about nine of your seriously brainwashed ashramites giving testimonials about how happy they are in La La Land and how the big bad media is causing all these lies.  Looks like like a case study of brainwashing.  Not a free thought anywhere. Perhaps not even a thought.  Wonder where all the other ashramites who rediscovered their senses and ability to reason are? If this most blissful place on earth was actually true, then where are all those people who escaped?  Don't forget that nearly a thousand 'blissful' people in Jonestown drank cyanide laced cherry flavored Kool Aide.  Believe it or not, the Jonestown ladies even willingly fed this 'enlightenment' juice to their own babies as they watched foam churn out of their young innocent mouths, and then these mothers guzzled down a lethal dose themselves.

Then next up on the cue is piranha lady.  Dig those bulging eyes and mouth that seems to bite with every breath.  We thought she was about to swim out from our monitor and attack us.  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, is this 'transformation' the results someone can expect from following your teachings?  Wow, thanks for confirming to the world.  Our reply is "No thanks!"

OK, Sri Nithyananda, you can view the real Life Bliss Piranha here.  Just don't get too close:



Then, in the same video, the spiritual terrorists parade their own children to become part of the support network for a sexual  predator.  We haven't seen that maneuver since Saddam Hussein displayed captured kids giving him a big hug on the eve of the first Gulf War.  And, then the hit parade just keeps coming... full of refugees from your now defunct LA temple and old ladies who have no where else to go.  So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you have no where else to go, and a bunch of your landlords / captors shoved a microphone in front of you, what would you say?

And, then in the same video, the Canadian contingency steps in.  Let see, there's Nithyanadna Dheera, a.k.a. Martyn Williams, Ma Munivati, a.k.a. Antonie Vanmerlin, and not featured, but present, Ma Ananda Bharati, a.k.a. Sharon Kasic.  Yes, these are kind and gentle souls that are completely brainwashed.  We remember that Nithyananda Dheera must have been one of the masterminds (sarcastic irony) behind this winner of a defunct blog:

http://nithyananda-cult-clarity.blogspot.com

that hasn't been updated since last year.  The ironic final posting was 'Truth Requires No Embellishment'.  We thought that are more appropriate title would be 'Truth Requires No Embarrassment'.   If you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look to the right hand side, you can see one of the supporters of this blog is the ice cream man with icicles dripping on his frozen-over brain.  Yes, that's Dheera.

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what type of visa are these Canadian followers who are staying permanently in your ashram on?  In most countries, any type of work whether it is paid or not-for-pay (volunteer) work is strictly prohibited on a tourist visa.  Is this the case in India?  Attention, Sri KN Yogappa and the CID Team, you can get three boneheads in one bag if you act quickly.  Don't worry there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we've done our part and reported these Canadians to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (US ICE) Agency, so, they should save themselves the trouble and only purchase one-way tickets back to Canada, eh?

Moving on up the YouTube playlist, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we see that you had one of your prized acharya (marketing specialist)  Pretty Boy Floyd, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Gnanananda, a.k.a. Mr. Noble, flaunt his straightened locks as any manicured true sanyasi (renunicant) would have done, but it looks like he has renounced eyeshadow and lipstick at least for this photo shoot.



Sri Nithyananda, is this your sex offending dentist at the ashram that only does his drilling at night? On only selected molars?  'Swami' Nithyananda, we have to admit that there seems to be a tired but content serene look on Gnanananda's face.  Kind of like the look we might expect to see on Hugh Hefner after he has had a long night of taking inventory at his mansion.  Oh, well, with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, not in the picture anymore, someone needs to comfort all those ladies, all those sad ladies, all those deprived ladies, all those lonely ladies, that everything will be OK and they will continue to still receive your fulfillment and special energy even when you're not a around.   It's a tough job with long hours, but someone has to do it.  Perhaps Gnanananda is secretly hoping that your detention will be extended so he can get some extra practice in for his new role.


Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and this video just came in.  Is this the articulate way that your brand of enlightenment will deliver?  Public speaking by Ghost Masters?  Frightening.  'Swami' Nithyananda, are you sure he's not high on marijuana? Four minutes into the video, even the photographer gets bored and starts fidgeting with the camera.



'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you seem to have quite an impact on this chap.  At 4:40, we find out that your transformation makes people so they are not even afraid of 'a cold bath in the morning' in the steamy tropics!  Now, he's "not even afraid of catching cold.... and these things are not such a big deal."  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, now that is a total transformation.  Where can we sign up? And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, he really thinks we should all experience your energy first hand. To be honest, it's not your hands that we worried about. 

Then finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we have the crown jewel of your testimonial YouTube videos.  It is an outsider who knew you from your shared Ramakrishna Mission days.  Let's take a look:



Wow, we were sure surprised at the title:

"Nithyananda's Brother Disciple at Sri Ramakrishna Ashram Speaks"

We thought for certain that this was someone from the Ramakrishna Mission supporting you. We didn't think that anyone from the Ramakrishna Mission could be supporting you after you stole a true Paramahamsa's works, after you degraded the title of Paramahamsa, after you lied about your association with the Ramakrishna Mission, after you called time and time again that the Ramakrishna Mission was a "dead institution", that was "very bureaucratic",  and "rife with hierarchy". We know the career caretakers of the Ramamkrishna Mission were forgiving souls, but they are also defenders of the Truth. So, it came to a shock that someone from such an established institution of wholesome goodness would be a willing participant of propaganda propping up a 'Porno-mahamsa' (thank you, loyal reader for this great line). Then we realized that this sincere looking chap with the freshly washed dhoti (traditional prayer clothes) was not actually in the Ramakrishna Mission any more. In fact, he mentioned that he was there for nine years. Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, nine years at the Ramakrishna Mission? Doesn't the Ramakrishna Mission only gave out sanyasi (monk) initiation after ten years? So, why would someone stay with the organization nine years and then stop short of going the full ten years? Was this his idea to stop or the Ramakrishna Mission's idea to stop? Looking at his inability to discern Truths, we have a strong idea of which scenario was most likely.

Anyway, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the part of the video which we all thought made it a classic was exactly at 0:30 (thirty seconds) into the video.

"He was actually with me (in the Ramamkrishan Order) from 1995 to 1999."

There we go. Right to our findings. Of course, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, then hiked up to Belur at the Ramakrishna Order before you left in a huff somewhere in the year 2000. But, for 1995 to 1999, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were at the Ramakrishna Mission in Chennai. Yet, another testimonial. Your friend, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, went on to say how you had the responsibilities of looking after the kitchen department. But, you, Sri Nithyananda, said that you spent your wandering years going in and out of different monasteries. Well, if you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were looking after the kitchen department, then those poor monks might have been on prolonged and permanent fast. Yes, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would have been noticed if you were missing, eve if it was just for a few hours. Then at 3:10 of the video, your former roommate said that you decided to become a wandering monk, thereby bypassing the Belur Matt days. Oh, how time erases memory. So, according to him, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda started your wandering in 1999. Do you, Sri Nithyananda, still claim this to be nine-years of wandering? Seven-years of wandering? Six-years of wandering? Most recently, over thirteen-years of wandering? All starting from 1999? Wow, that time continuum zone must have been one busy place.

Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We really can't blame your friend for giving such an enthusiastic testimonial about the amazing life of a real, genuine Paramahamsa. No siree. What amazes us is that your video team who have certain edited this video along with all your other videos must have heard from time to time, again and again, about all of your stories of wandering.  Didn't they have the common sense to edit that damning portion out? Now we can see that this one particular video has been edited and doesn't quite look like the terrorist quality videos that has become your standard production line since you decided to skip town and go into a vow of silence.  This  video, in contrast, was smoothly transitioned and edited nicely. So, there certainly wasn't the lack of ability or lack of time not to edit that portion out. Therefore, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we can conclude that your video team had their perceptions so bent that they only can hear things in only in terms of 'is this for our Master, Nithyananda' or 'is this against our master, Nithyananda'. No other criteria of discrimination seems to exists. Your followers cannot even recognize even simple numbers that make you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, look like a fool.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, could this be seen as brainwashing?

Latest Headlines:

• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/65385/godman-goes-lock-up-laboured.html
  (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/65370/godman-conman.html
  (Deccan Herald editorial)
• http://www.hindustantimes.com/Nityananda-produced-in-court/H1-Article1-534371.aspx
• http://www.daijiworld.com/news/news_disp.asp?n_id=76171
• http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Godmans-flock-signed-sex-pacts-/articleshow/5846585.cms
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/chappal-offering-for-sex-swami-20699.php
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/sex-swami-nithyananda-arrested-in-himachal-20548.php

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 137: One Hundred and thirty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 159: One hundred and fifty-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Self-Styled Fraud-Man, Nithyananda, Makes Front Page News

Cult of 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets a Cult Following from the Press; Fraud Exposed
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  What's going on?  We haven't seen you in a while, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Are you still hiding? Well, we imagined that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have buried your self deep in some rabbit hole with the company of some very fluffy little bunnies. No, no, Sri Nithyananda. You're mind is in the gutter again. Not that Hugh Heffner type of bunny, certainly not. You know, real bunnies that like to nimble on, ah, carrots. That type of bunny. Ah, we see. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are in a fox hole. OK, we don't need any more explanation than that. Good thing its dark in that fox hole, Sri Nithyananda. Do you know that there are digital cameras that can film in the dark? Just thought we would let you know, just in case you decided to shake off that not-so-holy saffron cloth of yours.

Since you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have been hunkered down like a terrorist, we thought we would bring you up-to-date on some of the latest news. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, look at this! Our friends at the Deccan Herald, specifically, our hero, Sri Chandan Nandy, has done it again. 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you remember Sri Chandan Nandy? Of course you do, he's the one that described you as:

How do we describe such a man? A fraud? A confidence trickster? A villainous manipulator? A sociopath on the loose? [Deccan Harold]

Anyway, they published a yet another scoop about you, 'Swami' Nithyananda:

Nithyananda May Have Forged Birth Documents

There sure seems to be a lot to scoop about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We don't know how you do it... and we don't know how the Deccan Herald did it either, but there it is, that mythical canceled U.S. Visa that some very righteous redneck of government official scrawled on it, "Canceled Pursuant to with Prejudice". That means, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. And, look, there it is, your birthday of March 13, 1977. We're so glad that we were able to wish you a happy birthday, on time a few blog posts ago. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you wrote March 13, 1977 on your official government passport that seems to be issued by the Indian Police, but on other official Indian Government documents you write January 1, 1978, why the difference? Don't you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda know that this is a serious breach against the law? After all, this isn't just some throw-away book of yours where you can revise it any time you want and the only people who would believe it is your brainwashed cult followers. This is the Government of India. If you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are going to, dare we way, lie about your age, at least you have to be consistent. Because, if you are not, you could be open to even more criminal charges. Looks like Sri Chandan Nandy already wrote down those laws that someone could easily make more criminal complaints about you. Here they are:

• Indian Penal Code’s Section 420 (cheating)
• 468 (forgery for purposes of cheating)
• 471 (using as genuine a forged document)

Wow, the Deccan Harold not only has investigative journalism, they have investigating journalism. We are sure, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that this story will lead to even more stories, with just the right investigation. We mean, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that with all of the other criminal complaints that are piled up on you, there might be a little bit of wiggle room. And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, already prove to be a great wiggler in bed. Now, if you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can just transfer those same skill set in the court of law, you might be scot free. Of course, after all of this, only perverts and Osho followers will want your darshan, but that's better than rotting in some prison doing hard labor. Anyway, with these new allegations, it will be pretty darn hard not to prove that you willingly lied somewhere along the path to the Government of India. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you advocate people to be honest and truthful even to the Government? Well, we sure would like to see you start sometime.

And, Sri Nithyananda, look at that picture of you, back in 2007. Why you looked young and dashing, you know, the sort of guy that could get any hot yoga chick just by doing a little number on the dance floor. But, now look at you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we don't even think that a pit bull would want to chew on you. You look so stressed and tired and well, fat. OK, chubby. 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you can just meditate for about 20 minutes a day, it will do wonders for you, like you won't look so middle-aged and empty.

And, look, here 'Swami' Nithyananda, one of your previous follower is now following you again, but in a different way. OneIndia states that City advocate R Karthikeyan is now advocating that you be investigated by the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI). Isn't that like the FBI for India? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't it be harder to bribe them? You might need to pawn all ten of your 24K gold thrones just to cough up enough loot just to begin the process.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like The Hindu, no, no not that Hindu; not the group you cheated and disgraced, this The Hindu, the news paper. It stated that:

Justice Arali Nagaraj termed as ‘unfounded’ the godman’s apprehension that he could be arrested, pending disposal of the case and directed him to approach the proper forum to seek anticipatory bail.

The Hindu also stated that the court rejected EVERYTHING else that you wanted including your "plea for staying of all the proceedings, including investigation". Our friends at the Deccan Harold also ran the story.

And, boy, Sri Nithyananda, we have to congratulate you.  You really picked a top notch solicitor (lawyer) with H.C. Chandramouli. It looks like H.C. Chandramouli has a lot of direct experience with criminal law and being around other criminals. We just loved those kind and concerned expressions on his face while he's surrounded by his gang of men on the YouTube clip. Is H.C. Chandramouli one of your followers? Maybe you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can cut a deal with him and pay him with energy darshans.

Sorry to say there, Sri Nithyananda, sounds like you struck out, there in court. Does this mean that you will stay in hiding? And, we don't have to listen to your nasal screech and view your crocodile smirk of sincerity? But, wait, wait, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this here?

Oh, that was so nice of you to come out of your terrorist hiding and spend some time with the Nithya Youth Brigade, you know, the one that has completely disbanded because they got tired of you telling them not to do the same things that you do in private. Sri Nithyananda, you set such a good example. We think there's so many parents that must have modeled their behavior after your teachings. "Don't do as I do, do as I say." Now, that sounds like an original quote from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Anyway, it was good to see you back being your old self, even getting a few kisses from that hot yoga chick. And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really do appreciate you cleaning up your act. Why that yoga chick didn't show all of that skin and wrap her legs around you while the camera was filming. That really shows the constraint you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have. Why you were able to control your senses! We glad to see that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are on the right track for a comeback. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 110: One Hundred and ten days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 132: One hundred and thirty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets a YouTube Video Message from Lord Shiva

From Booming to Brooming: Spiritual 'Business' Truths Revealed on a YouTube Video
Hey, there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you today?  << icy silence >> Oh, cat got your tongue?  Not a problem.  We know that normally you, Sri Nithyananda, like to go on and on about how you met Lord Shiva and you know all of his secrets, even his business secrets... Sri Nithyananda, does Lord Shiva really have business secrets?  Sorry, to get distracted.  Anyway, we know that when you do all of the talking about Lord Shiva, and if you're really on, you sometimes are able to convince your hypnotized wide-eyed followers that you really are Lord Shiva.  We think that you really might be Darth Vader.  After all, Sri Nithyananda, when you walk by, you often snort that exact same sound, but that's beside the point.

Hey, look, Sri Nithyananda, it looks like Lord Shiva wants to get a message to you.  No worries, there, Sri Nithyananda.  You don't need to put on your big bling-bling or your self-titled 'Paramahamsa'.  Lord Shiva produced a YouTube video, so now you can add it to your playlist.  Here it is now, shall we watch?  Don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, we watched this too.  It is 'clean' video... especially at the end... it cleans up a lot of dirt on a filthy picture.  No, no, it is not that type of filthy picture.  Here watch:



Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We hear that your spiritual business went from booming to brooming.  Is it a clean sweep?  You really are a master at Vedic traditions. You even reminded the video maker to take off his shoes at the very end before doing something very Holy. Just like our hero in Iraq. We only hope for your sake, Sri Nithyananda, those weren't the shoes from Swami Medhananda. That would have been hard to absorb for even an 'enlightened' healing master. Maybe you're an 'enlightened' healed master. Is there a difference?

For more YouTube Videos about the fraudulent practices of 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and cults, check out this YouTube playlist:

Playlist of Videos on YouTube:
The Cult of Paramahamsa Nithyananda - Spiritual Fraud!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult.

Day 57: Fifty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 78: Seventy-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.