Video Night With Nithyananda, Featuring Fraud, Cult, Sex & Scams

Nithyananda Gets Dharmananda Vision; Fraud Exposed.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing?  You look pretty tired.  Does this mean you found some room service?  Rrrrrrrrrrrrough.  Oh, we were just asking.  We guess that means that you're tired for other reasons.  To be honest with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're pretty tired too.  You know how it is.  Talking with American police during the day and then talking with Indian police at night.  Throw in some lawyers, reporters, and recently escaped cult members, and we don't know when our next wink of sleep will be.  Yes, we don't really feel like doing a proper blog post tonight, so let's turn on the television and see what's on, shall we?

Hey, look, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Look, it's our friend (but not your friend) Lenin, and he's on TV.  Boy, we bet you're sorry you ever took away his sanyasi (monk) initiation and demoted him with a yellow kavi cloth.  There's no telling what those people, who all of the sudden had their enlightenment taken, will do.

Dharmananda Vision 1: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed



Dharmananda Vision 2: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Dharmananda Vision 3: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Dharmananda Vision 4: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Boy it sure was interesting to hear about how you were pushing, then threatening, then begging Lenin to stop.  And, Lenin says you have a thing for guys too?  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, when you wear that leopard skin Tarzan suit, you really do swing both ways.   Are you sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are still enlightened?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 124: One Hundred and twenty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 146: One hundred and forty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Ramakrishna Mission (RKM) & Deccan Herald Take Away Nithyananda's Enlightenment; Expose Him as Fraud

RKM & Deccan Herald = Cult Crushers; 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Without His Fraud Stories of Fake Enlightenment

Summary: Throughout this blog, we have shown that Sri Nithyananda Swami (that's his legal name) has deceived his followers and the world.  He is not enlightened. He's a career pathological liar, a psychopath in saffron.  The on-record testimonies from the Deccan Herald and the Ramakrishna Mission prove, without a doubt, that Nithyananda's whole spiritual wanderings and enlightenment stories are nothing more than just stories, and that Nithyananda made the whole thing up.  He is nothing but a spiritual con artist. Pure fraud.  Although Nithyananda can seem very convincing, no words uttered from his mouth can be trusted as being the Truth.  This is fraud at the expense of Hinduism, Vedic culture, and most importantly people's trust.  Sri Nithyananda has proven to be the embodiment of adharma (unrighteousness).  Sri Nithyananda has created emotional, mental, financial, and spiritual damage beyond belief. Nithyananda, along with his whole cult operations, needs to be stopped and punished. 

Hi there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  Oh, yes, we can see that you had a very rough week.  Get used to it, kid.  Well, we hate to give you more bad news, but do you remember our post of:

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Wanders in the Ramakrishna Mission for Five (5) Years

Oh, yes, how could you forget that.  Well, looks like the Deccan Herald which are Indian News Distributors, must have read our little blog, and got some good story leads. 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really love the Deccan Herald; they carry the best stories about you.  Will, yes, we admit that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't really like the stories, but we do.  Just search for 'Nithyananda' and then all the Truths just seem to pop out.  Anyway, The Deccan Herald did an article on March 4, 2010 titled "Sincere Monk Goes Astray".  Wow, that was just two days after the big scandal hit.   So, it went pretty much unnoticed.  But, sorry, Sri Nithyannda, we noticed it.   In that article, it talked about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and how when you were still just Rajasekharan you were not able to stand the rigors of the advanced training at the Ramakrishna Mission (RKM).  Actually, our findings were that you went up to the RKM Belur Matt, and managed to pick a fight with one of the senior monks there, and left in a huff.  (Read our post titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Expelled from Ramakrishna Mission in Calcutta")  Anyway, most of the Ramakrishna monks who we communicated said that you left on your own.  OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're glad that you were able to leave on your own, if that was the case.  But, it looked like from our research that you might have left the Ramakrishna Mission as early as 1999.  But, it wasn't decissive, because, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't really make a big impression with anyone there while you were there.

Anyay, the good reporters of the Deccan Herald decided to contact Swami Abhiramananda, Manager of the Ramakrishna Mutt in Chennai (Madras) and this true swami was kind enough to confirm the dates, on record, that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were with the Ramakrishna Mission.  Swami Abhiramananda confirmed that you were there from 1995 to 2000.  And, that was the end of the article.  Oh, yes, he said that you did go to the Belur Matt near Kolkata and then left the Ramakrishna Mission.  And, he also confirmed that all monks have to pass successfully for ten years before the Ramakrishna Mission will  given a ‘sanyasa name’ (a renunicate name).  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't make the grade.  Sorry about that.  And, that was pretty much the story.

Wait a minute, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were those dates again???  Let's see from 1995 to 2000?  Repeat:

1995 to 2000!!!

Wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananada, 1995 to 2000, why that completely cuts into your years of wandering which you reduced from nine-years-of-wandering down to seven-years-of-wandering and further reduced to just six-years-of-wandering, but we really figured out that it could have only been four-and-a-half-years-of-wandering?  That confirms that during the whole time that you said you traveled the breadth of India, by foot no doubt, that you really were in the Ramakrishna Matt as we suspected all along.

And, when, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did you claim you received the ultimate experience of 'enlightenment'?  Was it not January 1, 2000?  Which coincides with the birthday that does not match up with your passport?  Oh no! 'Swami' Nithyananda.  If Swami Abhiramananda of the Ramakrishna Mission is telling the Truth, it doesn't matter when in the year 2000, because your 'enlightenment' day lands on January 1, 2000, so as long as you were at the Ramakrishna Mission in Belur during the year 2000, it would be very difficult, almost impossible, to be at the banks of the Narmada River in forests of Omkareshwar in the state of Madhya Pradesh , as Sankara did more than 1000 years earlier.  Does this mean, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that your 'enlightenment' is a sham?  Repeat:

Does this prove that your 'enlightenment' is a sham?

Oh, no, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  No wonder the other true swamis excommunicated you from Kumbh Mela.

And, how about all of those stories too, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know, the ones that you always told us that made you such a rugged he-man of a self-enlightened self-made, really selfish 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Does this mean that Mahavtaar Babaji didn't give you your name after all?  If he didn't give you your name, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, where did you get it from?  Was it in the inside flap of a book of matches?  And, we suppose all those other stories like wandering 18,641 miles then upgraded to 70,000 miles, fending off bears, wading through a roaring river with your eyes closed, healing your own broken back with the palm of your hands, hiding from tigers,  seeing a bunch of bees fly in formation of a honeycomb that stretched from mountain peak to mountain peak, sitting inside a big Buddhist bell soaking in all those vibrations until  you became soft enough that another monk was able to tap a piece of wood right into your third eye chakra, lifting boulders with your advanced telekenis meditation techniques, stumbling across a village of 300-year-old people, camping out with the Baba who never ate or drank, but smoked pot and turned the ashes into gold, completing your pancha tapas (fire meditation), staring into the sun for a whole day, not touching any money for nine years, and meditating for three days at the Manikarnika Ghat in Benares until you got the 'death experience' of being one-with-the-ghosts?  Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think that you're getting that death experience right now.  The death of anyone ever taking you serious again.  Anyone with a brain, that is.

And, then it seems doubtful that you moved into a cave near Mahabalipuram (in Tamil Nadu) for nine months as our body settled into the new 'enlightened' you.  (See our our posts titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Fabricates an Osho Statue Story" and "Nine Months for Nithyananda's Full 'Enlightenment'".)  So that probably means that you did not carve that Osho statue that you gave as your gift of 'enlightenment' to Mr. Popat and Mrs. Kalpana Jain after they donated a cool two million dollars to your Montclair Temple.  Is this correct?  Would this be seen as fraud?  Does this mean that you have been downgraded from spiritual leader to just plain old cult leader, amongst the ranks of Reverand Jim Jones and Charles Mason?

Oh, no, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what are you going to do?  Are you going to try to bribe the Ramakrishna Mission like you tried to bribe all of those politicians, newspapers, TV stations, and government officials?  That's going to be really hard, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Those people at the Ramakrishna Mission are really sincere.  They don't need anything from anyone.  They already have everything.  What are they going to do with all the money you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, swindled out from other devotees?  Even if they received one dollar from you, Sri Nithyananda, they would probably get sick because they have all transformed into sattvic (pure) beings.  Remember, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, these people all have been screened and have done the work to be where they are.  They are wonderful people.  They speak the Truth.

Hmmm, 'Swami' Nithyananda, maybe you can fall back on your original 'enlightenment' story, you know, where you said that you received 'enlightenment' after reading the Gospel of Ramakrishna straight in one 10-hour stretch. (See post titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Firefly 'Enlightenment'; Where It Lands, Nobody Knows")  Otherwise, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're going to have to think about a career change.  Lucky for you that you graduated with 'honors' from the Rajagopal Polytechnic College in Gudiyattam, Tamil Nadu.  You did graduate, right?

The graphic below nicely summarizes the inconsistencies in self-titled 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's timeline and how he has taken the world for a ride:

Thanks to the creator of nithyatales for creating this graphic.

Related Posts:

• Backpedaling Keeper of Revised 'Truths', Nithyananda, Required to Embellish His Story (Again)
• Do the Math - Nithyananda's Enlightenment Timeline Doesn't Add Up
• Guinness World Book of Record Holder: Nithyananda as Youngest Polytechnic Student
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Wanders in the Ramakrishna Mission for Five (5) Years
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Firefly 'Enlightenment'; Where It Lands, Nobody Knows

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 99: Ninety-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 121: One hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Kicked Out of Kumbh Mela - Fraud, Sex, Scam & Cults Not Wanted Here

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & His Sex Cult Sent Home From Kumbh Mela
Hey there, Sri Nithyananda, what's up?  Oh, we just heard on the news that the Kumbh Mela Committee decided to say bye-bye to you, your cult, your fraud, your sex, your lies, your scandal your rape, your crimes, your murder, your land grab, your fake propaganda, and your disgrace on Hinduism and Vedic culture.  Some how the Kumbh Mela Committee just didn't think you were up to it this year.  We have no idea why. According to this news video, the committee destroyed the land set aside for you and your cult followers, which was about 8,000 square feet.  Wow, that's great slash and burn tactics.  'Swami' Nithyananda, did the committee also burn you in effigy? or was this a big enough hint that they really didn't want you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda to turn your camp at Kumbh Mela into a massage parlor?  Don't worry there, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  The Kumbh Mela Committee still addressed you as a 'Saint'.  We think that they forgot they forgot the word 'tongue' at the end, as in 'Swami Saint Tongue, the Smooth Talking Operator'.  (Come on readers, say that real fast, and then you will know.)

So, we guess that means that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, really were at Kumbh Mela or at least intended to go there.  Wow, that's the closest thing to the Truth we've gotten out of you in such a long time.  We're really proud of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  You're really making a lot of progress.  At this rate, we imagine that in about thirty years from now you might even be able to answer all those questions about your time line, your alleged wandering, your fake 'enlightenment', birthday, how many ladies, everything.  Of course, there will probably be a big book deal if you tell the truth then, but if you don't tell the truth now, we'll try to arrange another book deal.  We'll make sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are booked for all the crimes that you have committed and that the authorities really throw the book at you.  Hopefully, these authorities will also throw away the key, but we can't be too hopeful.

Here, let's watch the video together:



So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, now that you've been tossed from entering your 'official' duty of Kumb Mela, what are you going to do?  Does this mean that you will take responsibility for every thing that has happened and face all those nice meek reporters that will ask soft gentle planted questions just like your devotee, we mean to say, independent researcher and sometimes writer Rajiv Malhotra?  And, we're sure that the police and other authorities will be extra nice to you if you be sure to give them enough of the right financial incentives. Wink. Wink.  Ou La La, Coop d'etat!

But, yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this throws your schedule way off.  If you, Sri Nithyananda, arrive back at Bidadi now, all those wire transfers might not yet cleared into the right bank accounts, and then the authorities might even ask stern questions.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you better wait just a bit until it cools down a little as you implied in your interview.  But, where can you hide and still have all the comforts of home?  We know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can stay at the IPL Cricket Cheerleaders' Clubhouse.  We're sure that those ladies will be excited to have a real, live, legendary Paramahamsa to tell their fortunes and practice those meditations (and other special techniques) that awaken their muladhara (root) chakras just like you recently preached on YouTube.  Here, let's watch you, 'Paramahamsa' Studman Nithyananda tell it like it is:



Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 95: Ninety-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 117: One hundred and seventeen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Murder Gee!, Swamiji! Nithyananda, Cheaters Never Prosper! Law Smacks Cult With Criminal Charges of Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Goes From Paramahamsa to Jailbird
Wow, there, Sri Nithyananda.  You sure know how to get a lot of attention in a hurry.  There's so many criminal charges against you that we have trouble keeping count.  Let's see, there's two, count them 1-2, criminal charges and a warrant for your arrest for cheating and offending religious sentiments. [IndiaServer.com, Times of India] City Police Commissioner, T Rajendran, said that a cheating case has been registered against you, Sri Nithyananda, under Sec 420 by the Chennai police. [NewsToday]. Even the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, M Karunanidh, referred to you, Sri Nithyananda, when he said that those who cheat in the name of spirituality will be punished severly. [NewsToday] It is unclear if the Karnataka Police have filed complaints against you yet, but it looks like, Sri Nithyananda, that it is just a matter of when.  They are definitely interested in talking with you.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, just imagine all of this time you would love to have them hear your lectures, and now you get your chance.  But, we imagine, Sri Nithyananda, that you'll probably will be hearing their lecture.  But, don't worry, you'll get your chance to talk...in court.

Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the news doesn't stop there.  The Bidadi police have registered a case against your inmates for all that illegal sandalwood. [ExpressBuzz]  In addition, the Dr V S Acharya, home minister of Karnataka, said that you, Sri Nithyananda, and your Bidadi Ashram is Government land. [Mid-Day, ExpressBuzz] So, how can they possibly confiscate it when it is already theirs?  The Government says, Sri Nithyananda, that this land is intended for cows to graze on.  Is that what's going on at your ashram?  Right now, we just see a bunch of goats and sheep, but no cows.  We'll look at it this way, Sri Nithyananda, with all that recent moonlighting experience from your day job, we think there's a pretty good chance you can get a job milking all those cows.  You, Swami Nithyananda, we're pretty good at milking people out of their savings and their lives.  So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you're doubly qualified.

And, look here, Swami Nithyananda, [source] says that your followers have been trying to kill Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Nithya Premananda, your scapegoat who might have filmed, we mean to say digitally altered those comprising 'healing' videos and leaked them to the press. [India.com, Deccan Chronicle] Rumors have it that you might have even successfully killed someone in regards to this scandal, but right now, we do not have any documented sources other than our contacts in India.  So, we'll leave this as a rumor.  But, sorry to say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the attempt of murder charges look pretty solid.  Yes, we know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you'll say that those rogue followers were just acting on their own. We know firsthand that you give the big 'wink' to violence when it benefits you, Sri Nithyananda.  We've been through that and might have even done a little of it ourselves.  Actually, Sri Nithyananda, we know nothing, repeat nothing happens unless you or some top dog like Swami Sadhananda approves it.  So, as soon as the authorities arrest you, Swami Sadhananda, and all the other top inner-circle devotees, then this violence and other nonsense will end.  While they are at it, they should also permanently close all your ashrams, cult centers, and fraudulent temples.  That would be a good thing for humanity.

Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, looks like the backlash is pretty strong.  All those big name politicians, film actors, celebrities, etc., seem to be running for cover.  Hold, on there, Sri Nithyananda, those actresses are not running under the covers, they are running for cover.  You see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you've become a huge disgrace. Take that BJP Chief Minister Narendra Modi.  You, Sri Nithyananda, had him in your pocket.  He attended your programs and accepted your donation for the state's Kanya Kelavani program, etc. [The Time of India].  Don't expect him to come running to post your bail any time soon.  And, your resurrected Wikipedia page for Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Guess what?  All the content got gutted.  The only thing left is information about your sex-capades.  And, that my friend, violates the Wikipedia standards of 'living persons'.  So, don't expect that page to be around much longer, 'Swami' Nithyananda, just like your freedom.  And, looks like there was even a party in your honor.  Several of them, in fact.  Political parties everywhere, including the Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) and Hindu Makkal Katchi (HMK), burnt effigies of you, Sri Nithyananda demanding your arrest. [NewKerala.com]  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was this burning images of you resembled a weenie roast?

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, on a sad note, why you were playing 'god' and tricking all those room service ladies to service you, some of them have really hurt feelings.  Yes, you made them feel like they were doing some 'divine' service in servicing you, and by playing the 'god' card, you, Sri Nithyananda, lured them into this very compromising situation.  Now that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are being hunted like a dog, a lot of these ladies realize that giving you room service was a huge mistake.  Some of them might even think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are no longer 'enlightened'.  Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we feel that you raped them.  Repeat. YOU RAPED THEM!  Someone might say that this was consenting sex, but as we see it, it was not a partnership of equals.  Hard to say 'No' to someone who you have been tricked in thinking is 'god'.  Anyway, this has lead to several of them feeling very depressed.  Your film actress lady friend who got a little too much exposure from your exploitation has been reported of being suicidal. [OneIndia]  Understand, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if any of these ladies die from your mind poisoning, we will hold you responsible.  We have members who will be glad to testify everything they know about you, Sri Nithyananda.  And, these people really are not your fans.

Sorry, to say, Sri Nithyananda, it is time to pay the piper, and he wants more than million lifetimes in payment.  You, Sri Nithyananda, just have pocket change.  We think you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are just chump change.

Speaking of suicide, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that in our sister blog, Guruphiliac, one reader posted a comment about how a young couple were accepted to become inmates at your ashram in Bidadi?  And, according to that person, how you 'separated' this couple and then gave the guy's wife the same extra private healing attention?  The husband became so depressed that he committed suicide.  [Guruphiliac: it's the third story down] If that's true, indirectly, that makes you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, a murderer.  We didn't know that murderers can still be self-declared Paramahamsas.  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that sure does sound like a story that we know that happened in Los Angeles.  But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, this guy didn't commit suicide, but we bet you wished he had.  

Did you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's even a five-page letter from one female ashramite who testifies that you raped and sexually harassed dozens of women in the Bidadi Ashram? [india.com]  We, 'Swami' Nithyananda, only counted about 25 such women in the Los Angeles Ashram in Duarte that might have fallen victim of your predatory behavior, but either way, Sri Nithyananda, we imagine the totals from your 'holy' career to be over 200 ladies.  Sri Nithyananda, no matter how you look at it, you're most likely going from paramahamsa to jailbird in just a matter of hours.

We sure hope you, Sri Nithyananda, enjoy being in that spiritual environment at Kumbh Mela for your final act of freedom even if it is just inside some closet somewhere.  We sure do hope that all those thousands of devotees do not turn into a mob and beat you like you did to your ashramites.  That we wouldn't hope for on anybody, even you, 'Swami' Nithyananda.

One a serious note, we do offer sincere prayers and well wishes to all of Sri Nithyananda's victims especially to Ranjitha.  We hope that Divine will offer them the strength and courage to overcome this hurdle in life.  We know, firsthand, how much suffering Sri Nithyananda has caused, and how easy it was to fall pray to his crimes.  May Divine in all forms be with you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 90: Ninety days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 112: One hundred and twelve days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Burns His Scapegoat to Escape God Fraud & Sex Scam

'Swami' Nithyananda’s Strategy: When in Doubt, Blame Someone Else for Fraud = Journalist, Police & Activists Opportunity for Cover Up & Arson Investigation
Hi there Sri Nithyananda. I'm sure glad you're getting to the bottom of this fraud and sex scam. We were worried that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda would not be fit to lead Kumbh Mela in a few weeks, and it is important that a real live 'Paramahamsa' can lead Kumbh Mela. You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, in this age of Kali Yoga, it is really important that someone of impeccable spiritual leadership guide us through these troubled times. By the way, Sri Nithyananda, why did you remove the Kumbh Mela information from your website?

Regardless if you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can attend Kumbh Mela or not, we are glad that you, Sri Nithyananda, have found the 'culprit' that manipulated the video images and placed you, Sri Nithyananda, we mean to say your image next to that married, but still hot looking room service lady who is known to be a sometimes actor. That indeed was a dirty trick. According to the Times of India in the article, "Swami's devotees roughed up in Karnataka, TN after TV sting" published on March 4, 2010, it seems that your cronies, Sri Nithyananda, have offered the head of Premananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan, as the instigator in the hideous digital crime. Your inner-circle, Sri Nithyananda, claim that he digitally morphed your face with the idea of defaming you!  What a scapegoat! Tsk tsk. Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Premananda did a really good job. He even got that little birth mark right on your shoulder. Did he morph that too? As soon as Premananda gets out of jail, we bet that he can get a job at any high tech center for he is the best of best. Realism so good that any politician now can create that donkey picture with just a few clicks of his handy work.

We're confused, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We just learned that Premananda didn't morph you, but he added that hot sexy married lady into video footage of you in your bedroom. So, does that mean that all the footage of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda is authentic? Does that include the footage of you handling your, ahem, muladhara stick with your own hand? (as seen in the video below @2:26, @2:37, @4:28, and @6:10)? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we never knew you could take responsibility for that. And, yes, we still agree. Premananda is certainly a digital genius. He was able to digitally enhance that lady right at the time you were about to manifest those pills you popped in your hand to really make it look like she gave you those pills (@5:39 and 6:32). But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we could tell by your angelic face that you were really praying to divinity at the time and really did ask Existence to manifest those pills right into your palm. 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were those pills for, really? Did you score them off the street or the graveyard? And, gee, Premananda really did a great job of timing that image of the lady to make it look like your hands were going to explore some meditation cave (@5:48). But, really, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we could tell by your movements that your fingers were not going into her inner sanctum, but were really just practicing for your next ritual that a holy man like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda would perform. By the way, your hand looked so graceful, like a swan. Is that the same swan, Sri Nithyananda? And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we were not fooled one moment by Premananda's ability to make the bed and pillows indent when he morphed that image of that lady on top of you and your bed. Likewise we didn't believe it either when Premananda even got her to open up your drawers, as well as the cabinet. We agree, it was all graphic and graphical manipulation. Trickery! It certainly is a dangerous world out there in cyber world. [note to readers: this is sarcasm.]



Speaking of the impact of that cyber world, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that on March 4, 2010, The Wall Street Journal did a whole article about how you got over a million Tweets on Twitter? Here it is "#Nithyananda or How to Get Attention in an Over-Communicated World".

But, wait a minute there, Sri Nithyananda, we see a few problems with this convenient scapegoat of yours, Premananda. What if you needed to have evidence like his computer that actually has the files and the software to do all that high-end video morphing like they can do in Pixar or other Hollywood special effects? What if the authorities asked him to recreate this special morphing? What if the authorities had some knowledgeable person there in computer graphics and video sector to see if Premananda's graphic manipulation was the real thing (just like you are, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda) or just a convenient story from some poor chap who is so brainwashed that he has agreed to lie to the authorities, commit a crime in court, and break the law, just to save you, 'Swami' Nithyananda from your shenanigans with a hot and sexy married sanyasin (renunciant monk), just like Desperate Housewives.

Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that you have anticipated this. Wow, your inner circle and senior devotees must be enlightened! Just brilliant! We see that according to the newspaper, The Hindu, that in this article published on March 4, 2010, "TV footage sets angry mob on Nithyananda ashram" that an angry mob entered the ashram and burned down some of the ashram. Shameful. No respect for such a holy man, like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, how could this 'angry mob' enter the gated ashram community when the "police cordoned off the ashram premises to prevent the public from creating trouble" as stated in The Times of India, article titled "Swami's devotees roughed up in Karnataka, TN after TV sting" on March 4, 2010? The article said there was "an uneasy calm that prevailed".

Police cordoned off the ashram premises to prevent the public from creating trouble and an uneasy calm prevailed... yet an angry mob still entered and burned down many of the buildings? Oh, we get it, 'Swami' Nithyananda. You had your henchmen burn down your own buildings to hide lots of evidence. In fact, The Hindu also came to that same conclusion as well as the police:

Arson suspected

Amidst police security, some huts on the ashram property were gutted in a mysterious fire. The angry mob alleged arson by the godman's followers to destroy evidence. Some police officials also suspect likewise.

"The fire broke out around 4.30 p.m. A police force of at least 150 personnel was deputed to the ashram and senior officials, including Ramanagara District Superintendent S.B. Bisanahalli, were around. Entry was strictly prohibited and barring the sevakas (volunteers) there were no strangers inside the ashram. It was in the middle of this that the fire broke out,” said an officer of the Ramanagara district police."

This seems very conflicting. In fact, there's some YouTube footage of one of those burning buildings now @3:16:



Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that those buildings are just burning and there's no one, absolutely no one but he film camera people. Let's repeat no one. No angry mob. No ashramites (residents) trying to save the building. Completely empty. Just burning, as if a log in the fireplace.

Brilliant, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. It looks like your own insiders must have set the fire and blamed the angry mob that never entered the ashram. And, you even had your anonymous spokesperson say that these 'miscreants' tried to attack the ashramites. Good blame job. Now for certain Premananda's computer was 'lost' in that fire. So all the evidence that he is innocent is gone... but since you and your senior inner circle members lie, we mean to say speak, so convincing that when it comes to the court appearance, it will be just your word against his word. And, you, Sri Nithyananda, and all of your senior members have lots of experience in stating your 'Truths' that this should be easy... especially if you paid off the right people. Slam dunk.  And, as an extra bonus, all those incriminating photos and videos of you hugging sexy married women who you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda might have shared some very intimate 'healing' sessions with has just transformed into toxic smoke.  How efficient!

We see, Sri Nithyananda, that you set the petition has been posted for Monday, March 8, 2010 for further hearing. And on that date, Premananda is sure going to pay for his big, big, big 'crime'. The day of reckoning! [note to readers: this is sarcasm.  We believe Premananda is an innocent scapegoat.]

NOTE TO REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS: hint! hint!

But what if reporters (we hope a lot of them) also decide to come to that hearing on Monday, March 8, 2010 and start asking all the questions about how Premananda could actually have done such an amazing job of generating those graphics with just the regular computers that an ashram has? What if your spokesperson didn't have all those nicely prepared notes to tell everyone how many people you feed (b.s.) and how many centers that you, Sri Nithyananda, have worldwide, etc.? This could be very embarrassing.

NOTE TO POLICE AND AUTHORITIES: hint! hint!

What if the police who witnessed this 'angry crowd' (that never was), which neatly and calculatingly burned down selected buildings in their own ashram to hide evidence, decide to attend this hearing too? Wouldn't it be a major crime to make up stories and blaming other people for arson, evidence tampering, etc. in a court of law? Wouldn't then the police who witnessed this act of self-arson be able to arrest your people who are telling these lies in a court? Wow, that would be very bad. But, then 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure you will have your senior, inner circle followers say that they did not know who burned down their own buildings, etc. However, other people like many of the contributors to this blog will be glad to testify how nothing, repeat NOTHING, happens in your ashrams without direct orders from either you or your super senior inner circle followers. For instance, we know that in your LA Ashram that even the exterminating very poisonous spiders had to have your blessings first before anyone could go and get rid of them. So, if even little spiders had to wait until a decision was giving from you or your very senior members, we doubt that any 'rogue' volunteers would neatly and calculatingly burn down just and only just the buildings that had key evidence in them. After all, if there were truly upset insiders, we imagine the first place they would like to torch is your living quarters and then anywhere all your gold is kept. But, we imagine that this 'angry mob' stayed far away from any building like that. But, then again, maybe additional buildings that housed all of those valuables were also intentionally torched, and then you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your senior inner circle cronies could walk off with all those jewels and gold and then sell them to pay off the judge, jury, authorities, politicians, etc. We imagine, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that this is one darshan of yours that they don't want to miss.

Update!
What's this here, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  There's an article from Mid-Day.com on March 5, 2010 titled "Illegal sandalwood pellets seized from Swami Nityananda's ashram".  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so a rare snake slithered through your ashram? Was it that two-legged snake with a turban?  Oh, a different snake.  One that people actually want to protect.  This little snake led to a herpetologist to see your criminal operation in full gear.  Following that tip forest officials raided your Bidadi ashram and seized around 60 kg of sandalwood pellets.  Gee, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, bad break.  To have all of these things happen at once, are your sure that you have a direct connection with Divinity?  Looks like these authorities also uncovered your illegal use of animal skin.  Isn't that torture and violence to animals?  What? A breach in your own holy ethics?  Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Does it turn you on to have your room service ladies lie down on some dead exotic animals skin?  Creepy, if you ask us.  Now the forest officials think that your accidentally deliberate fire was to burn up more evidence of even more criminal acts.  We guess that they cannot put you in jail for evidence that is burned into ashes.

Looks like the Forest Officials have already made some arrests and directly linked you. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyanadna, to criminal activity.  Look: 

Also, we have filed a case against the ashram management and have booked them under Section 86 of the Karnataka Forest Act.

We have detained three people from the ashram for questioning.

Sri Nithyananda, did you hear that?  Three of your ashramites have been arrested.  What if your brainwashing rubs off and they tell the authorities everything they know?  Then, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, might really be in big trouble.  So, what's next?  A computer virus that conveniently wipes the hard drives of all your computers, especially the ones that have financial data?  The water tower 'accidentally' falling down and destroying all of your written documents?  A local tornado that blew away some more incriminating evidence? A localized 2012 act like a fire-breathing hailstorm that crushes everything in its path?  We can hardly guess.

So, our point is that if the police and the forest officials had concluded that 'insiders' really did do a criminal act of burning down the buildings, then it was under strict and premeditated orders from your top person. So, if the police, wanted to make an arrest, the first person we imagine they should handcuff and drag off in a big police truck is no other than your loyal, conniving Secretary Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya. Sri Nithyananda, didn't Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya, cut his visit in the United States short so that he could help 'restore' order and get you out of this crisis? Well, we don't know for sure, but if we had to guess which person the police should implicate on this crime, we bet that it would be Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya. Here's a picture of him in case the Police do not have his picture on file yet:

We hope that this helps, Sri Nithyananda. That is we hope this helps the police, forest officials, and reporters do their job very well to build a case against you and your senior inner circle 'inmates'. Soon they really will be inmates. [note to readers: this is not sarcasm.  We are serious.]

Sri Nithyananda, what are you going to do? We don't mean to meddle here, Sri Nithyananda, if we were the authorities, we would raid and seize everything in your ashrams (note plural) before you and your inner circle insider cronies destroy anything else.

REPEAT FOR THE POLICE, FOREST OFFICIALS & AUTHORITIES:
Sri Nithyananda, if we were the authorities, we would raid and seize everything in your ashrams (note plural) before you and your inner circle cronies insiders destroy anything else.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 89: Eighty-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 111: One hundred and eleven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Disgraced 'Swami' Nithyananda Gets His Sex Scam Message of Fraud Out in English YouTube Videos

English YouTube Videos of Defamed 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Available - Fraud Exposed!

Hi there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Remember how you wanted to inspire people across the world? Good news for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Now there are YouTube videos of you and your sexual shenanigans available on YouTube. Let's take a look:



Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you sure did inspire all of these devotees to do pada pooja (foot washing ceremony). Such an inspiration you are! But, really, Sri Nithyananda, this is sort of sad. Now you have a whiff of da feat. But, a few good smacks, and a few stomps and you'll really get the full experience of all these devout souls and their collective thoughts. But, for now, just the bottom of all those souls will do.

'Swami' Nithyananda, will you claim a copyright violation on the English language, because we imagine that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, at one point invented English in a previous life time, so we can just see you, Sri Nithyananda, placing a copyright violation to try to get this video taken down. We understand, Sri Nithyananda, that you've been working very hard to claim copyright violations with the images used in these videos. But, tell me, Sri Nithyananda, were are they going to find something that ugly? Ugliness like this cannot be found in a zoo. Those critters are cute in comparison. But you, Sri Nithyananda, posing as a holy man but behaving like a savage beast in heat, well, we think you belong in a zoo. In an isolated cage where you cannot do any harm to the other animals. OK, if the zoo is not equipped for your type of ugly, deceiving animal that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda are, then we understand. Perhaps a maximum security prison would be already equipped to hand your type.

Oh, what's this? This looks like the official statement from your spokesperson.



Clutching straws again? Funny, we already wrote this up long ago and made fun of it our blog in the post titled, "More YouTube Videos About 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Fraud". You are so Web 1.0, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Time to revise your information and the laws that govern karma. Because it's payback time. We wish you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, everything you deserve. Whack! Whack! Whack!

This just in. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda found a scapegoat. Bahhhh. Bahhuhh. According to the Times of India, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda are blaming an inmate in your ashram Premananda alias Lenin Karuppan, for the morphing your (ugly, lustful, and deceiving) face (it couldn't have made it worse, actually) with the idea of defaming you. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you're serious about slaughtering this goat, we mean inmate. (Soon, you 'Swami' Nithyananda will be a real inmate, but for now, you're just a disgraced playmate.) Looks like, you, Sri Nithyananda have filed a phony petition filed on March 8, 2010 for a hearing against your loyal lackey. Do you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that screwing with a court of law is a big crime? And, will you, Sri Nithyananda, put one of your 24K golden thrones in a pawn shop to raise enough money to pay off the judge and jury? If you decide to do this, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you better do it quickly Looks like there's a big group already to confiscate all your ill acquired wealth from your fruits of fraud. We hope that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will attend the court hearing so that all of your pada pooja (foot washing ceremony) followers can be greeting for you respectfully, with their shoes off. And, we read in the article, that the police already cordoned off your ashram premises. So the only way out is to tunnel? Sounds like a title to one of your books, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Perhaps your roped-off ashram will make for a makeshift jail until everyone can be housed properly.

Here's the Times of India article: "Swami's devotees roughed up in Karnataka, TN after TV sting" published on March 4, 2010. 

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 87: Eighty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 109: One hundred and nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

More YouTube Videos About 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda is a Riot! and His Spin on His Sin Has Spun Out
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  We don't know where you are, but we know that you can hear us.  We imagine that you, Sri Nithyananda, are hiding in some closet some place.  It might be a foreign country, but definitely a closet.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, those videos just don't seem to go away.  You were successful in knocking off the very first video, but then they just kept coming.  Maybe this is the 'Blue Ocean' strategy at work.  It's just too many too soon and it's swallowing you.

We're tired, Sri Nithyananda, but we would like to get a few more of these videos up for everyone. In this video, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure certainly inspired and transferred a lot of energy.  Look!  A riot in your honor.  Why we bet that Swami Vivekananda never inspired followers quite like that.  We're sure, that you, Sri Nithyananda, can brag about that in your next book.  Perhaps, that book will be published while you're in jail, but that's a minor detail.  But, don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, jail isn't so bad.  Your idle, Osho, spent some time there.  And, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can now claim that you were crucified just like Jesus Christ.  Well, not many people will believe you, Sri Nithyananda, but some of your followers might relate.  Here, let's take a look at all that rioting:



Sri Nithyananda, those guys look pretty angery. Were these the husbands of the ladies you, Sri Nithyananda, gave your special 'healing' energy? Were they the brothers of these ladies? Were they the cousins? The uncles? The parents? You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, sure know how to make people come together and really accomplish something.

Look, here, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Do you remember about how you lectured about not chiseling people? Well, apparently these rioters all have their muladhara chakras (root centers) locked. Look, they are really chiseling you. And, look! Further proof that their muladhara chakras are locked. They still have burning desires that never seem to tire. Don't let all that smoke get into your eyes, Sri Nithyananda. And, look, there's a very efficient person. He's cleaning his shoes and your mouth at the same time. Isn't that touching, Sri Nithyananda?



And, in this video, Sri Nithyananda, we have more of the same, but at 6:09, we can see your spokesperson came out and defended the indefensible. It reminded us just like Karna in the Mahabharata. You remember, Sri Nithyananda, he was the 'good guy' on the wrong side. As great as he was and generous as he was, he still went down with the sinking ship of the Kauravas. Sri Nithyananda, we really don't want your good people to drown in your Blue Ocean Strategy. Please offer them a lifeboat and a chance to get out. Anyway, here is the video:



Here's a full transcript of what your spokesperson said @6:09:

This is in response to the defamatory video on Paramahamsa Nithyananda aired by SunTV on the night of March 2nd, 2010. At this moment, we feel that a mix of conspiracy, graphics, and rumor are at play in these recent events (or trends) that have unfolded. We are working on a legal recourse of action and will come up with updates in due course of time. These times, we would wish to assure the laks (100,000) of devotees, and well-wishers, whose sentiments have been deeply hurt by this conspiracy. We thank all devotees and disciples for standing with us during these times.

In the past seven years of his (Nithyananda's) public life, Paramahamsa Nithyananda has been a transformation of force in the lives of over two million people across numerous countries, around the world. The powerful truths he lives and shares and his personality and authenticity have made his teaching relevant across religion and class. Those who have experienced the compassion and ways of Swamiji, no further proof is necessary.

Yet, we request that you recall the life solutions of Swamiji that have provided a powerful spiritual anchor for millions in these turbulent times. Let the clarity of your experience speak for itself and give you the inner-strength to tie you over the difficult times.

For those whose allegation might be your introduction to Paramahamsa Nithyananda, we wish to convey that Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam is a worldwide movement, which is committed to bringing a true awakening to all irrespective to race, gender, or nationality. Reviving the timeless Vedic wisdom, in the light of modern living, the Mission creates opportunities for powerful transformation for the individual and the community. In keeping with Vedic culture, the Nithyananda Order includes married couples and families from traditional and reputed families. All brahmacharis (male monks) and brahmacharins (female monks) are enrolled only with the written consent of their parents.

Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam services includes meditation, anti-addiction (??) centers, and castes (??) touching over 2,000 people. Over 7,000 ordained healers, healing over 20,000 people globally everyday. 10,000 meals distributed every week at ashrams, schools, medical camps, and to the needy. Over 30 Vedic temples and ashrams worldwide. Meditation programs in prisons and in schools.

Boy Sri Nithyananda, we agree with your spokesperson about the graphics part. Seeing you share all that energy with that lady was certainly graphic. And, Sri Nithyananda, what type of updates will you really being coming up with? We don't think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, should be up on any more dates until this blows over. And, you, Sri Nithyananda, are thanking all those people who are standing by you during these times, but how about all those ladies who are not standing by you but instead they are laying besides you. Will you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, thank them too? So, when you, Sri Nithyananda, said that you share powerful truths were these same powerful truths you, Sri Nithyananda, shared with that lady? And, when you said that your teachings were relevant across religions and class, does that mean that you, Sri Nithyananda, would do just about any lady who is willing?

And, when you, Sri Nithyananda said that those who have experienced your compassion and ways, such as beating, hitting, torturing, mind games, etc, no further proof is necessary. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we agree. No further proof is necessary to show us that you are pure fraud and should be placed in a prison. And, when you mention about the transformation for the individual and the community, does that mean what happens in your bedroom (for the individual) and the riots (for the community)? Yes, we can agree to that. And, Sri Nithyananda, when you say that you 'touched over 2,000 people', is that the same touch we saw in your bedroom? Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you get around more than Wilt Chamberlain.  And, what exactly do you mean by "healing over 20,000 people globally every day?" Is this the same globes you're healing like on that lady friend in that video?

And, finally, Sri Nithyananda, we have this video of you giving one of your lectures side-by-side with that graphical illusion that some high tech person who obviously works at Pixar must have created to make this conspiracy look so realistic. Here's the video:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we can remember one of your best lectures is where you mentioned that people always project something much greater than themselves in the outer world than they really are in their private world. We have to thank you for demonstrating this so clearly for us. It must have been a real effort to look so ridiculously silly, we mean only an 'enlightened' master could possibly stoop so low just to give us that graphical understanding. We are all in your debt, Sri Nithyananda. In fact, there's lots of people in debt because of you. Some of our contributors are on the verge of losing their homes and have lost their families because of you. Perhaps, Sri Nithyananda, you can repay your debt to society sooner than you think. Don't worry, Sri Nithyananda; we'll work hard for you on that issue.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 87: Eighty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 109: One hundred and nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

The Not-So Tactical Retreat of Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami (Ayya)

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Right-hand Man, Swami Sadhananda, Comes Up Empty Handed
Note to readers: This post is a continuation of our blog post three weeks ago titled:

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Sends Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami (Ayya) to the Rescue

Hey, there 'Swami' Nithyananda. How's things going? Oh, dear. More silence. We take it that in your case silence isn't golden. We think that might be the only thing of yours that isn't golden. Perhaps, of course, with also the exception of your reputation. But, that's another story.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we noticed the Swami Sadhananda a.k.a. Ayya is rounding up his tour of North America. How did it go? Oh, more silence. Gee, Sri Nithyananda, since both you and Swami Sadhananda (Ayya) are businessmen (who you both conveniently say have renounced everything), did you set some objectives and even quota of how many people Swami Sadhananda was going to sign up for your pricey 6K 'Inner Awakening' program? Sri Nithyananda, please understand that the economy in North America really sucks right now, and people can't just leave their job for almost a month and except to have them back when they return. And, those that still have income, they probably want to hang on to that $6,000 just in case... Actually, Sri Nithyananda, if a family of two goes plus airfare and everything, they are looking at dropping at least $15,000. That's a lot to ask for when your job might not be there tomorrow. Yes, we knew, you were going to say that they need 'unclutch'. But, perhaps you should 'unclutch' a little from your greedy business objectives... and your cut-throat business model. You know, Sri Nithyananda, they are the ones who are taking the risk, not you. After all, how many 24K golden thrones do you really need?

And, Sri Nithyananda, we really need to talk about having all those other 'enlightened' followers who did your 'Inner Awakening' program market the next potential batch. Sri Nithyananda, they might seem enthusiastic like Amway / Quixtar distributors, but any conversation beyond the "Wow, it was great!" someone can easily tell that these people are not 'enlightened', but just mesmerized. There is a difference, you know. They just don't seem that credible, almost as if they were just pitching for a fraud. But, then again, Sri Nithyananda, having these 'graduates' talk about 'Inner Awakening' suits our objectives very nicely. So, forget what we said earlier, have these people talk to potential new suckers, we mean seekers, for hours on end.  Let them tell everyone how great your pricey 'Inner Awakening' program actually is and how their lives have all changed because of it. They will do great service for everyone.

But, what really puzzled us, Sri Nithyananda, is that your web team, under your orders, we presume, dropped all support of Swami Nithya Sadhananda's (Ayya) tour on your main website, dhyanapeetam.org. You, Sri Nithyananda, used to have this nice Osho logo, we mean 'paramahamsa' bird, that linked to Swami Nithya Sadhananda's (Ayya) schedule. With still three more stops, you removed this link. Why 'Swami' Nithyananda? Is this some sort of tactical retreat? A recruiting defeat? A marketing error?  A defense against fraud? We are just baffled.

Oh, we think we get it now, Sri Nithyananda. Perhaps you are offering up a nice excuse for Swami Nithya Sadhananda (Ayya) for not making the numbers. This way when he gets back to India, Ayya (Swami Sadhananda) can then conveniently blame your web team for the poor results. Yes, you and Ayya (Swami Nithya Sadhananda) are still 'enlightened', but your web team is not, and therefore, they can take the blame and leave your reputations intact. Brilliant, there, Sri Nithyananda. Will you beat them all with a big stick? Or will you just reduce them to tears with your mind games?  How about a combo pact?  As, in reduce them to tears and then beat them.  That way you, Sri Nithyananda, can claim that they were cry babies to begin with and that your violence didn't bring them any real harm.  Like right.

And, why Sri Nithyananda, did you remove the last scheduled day on Swami Nithya Sadhananda (Ayya) for Saturday, February 27, 2010 in San Jose / the Bay Area in California? Is it too risky for your, an almighty 'enlightened' healing master to have Ayya's San Jose/Bay Area appearance visible to everyone on the internet? Was it cancelled outright or just pushed in the shadowy underground (kind of like all those dead people you disturb)? Don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, the welcoming party that some of our readers were going to organize for Swami Nithya Sadhananda (Ayya) was going to be very peaceful. They were just planning to have some picket signs, a little demonstration, some video footage for YouTube, the press from the local papers, and perhaps someone to attend the event and ask Ayya all those questions about your claims to be wandering for nine years then reduced to just six years but really you were in the Ramakrishna Mission the whole time, etc.

You know, Sri Nithyananda, without this practice with Swami Sadhananda (Ayya), it might be really hard for our readers to do a professional job of protesting when you come, or shall we say if you come back to North America. Oh, well, we guess that they will just have to be spontaneous and remind themselves to keep it peaceful at all times. We hope that they can remember all of that.

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• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Sends Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami (Ayya) to the Rescue

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 80: Eighty days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 102: One hundred and two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.