'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Burns His Scapegoat to Escape God Fraud & Sex Scam

'Swami' Nithyananda’s Strategy: When in Doubt, Blame Someone Else for Fraud = Journalist, Police & Activists Opportunity for Cover Up & Arson Investigation
Hi there Sri Nithyananda. I'm sure glad you're getting to the bottom of this fraud and sex scam. We were worried that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda would not be fit to lead Kumbh Mela in a few weeks, and it is important that a real live 'Paramahamsa' can lead Kumbh Mela. You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, in this age of Kali Yoga, it is really important that someone of impeccable spiritual leadership guide us through these troubled times. By the way, Sri Nithyananda, why did you remove the Kumbh Mela information from your website?

Regardless if you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can attend Kumbh Mela or not, we are glad that you, Sri Nithyananda, have found the 'culprit' that manipulated the video images and placed you, Sri Nithyananda, we mean to say your image next to that married, but still hot looking room service lady who is known to be a sometimes actor. That indeed was a dirty trick. According to the Times of India in the article, "Swami's devotees roughed up in Karnataka, TN after TV sting" published on March 4, 2010, it seems that your cronies, Sri Nithyananda, have offered the head of Premananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan, as the instigator in the hideous digital crime. Your inner-circle, Sri Nithyananda, claim that he digitally morphed your face with the idea of defaming you!  What a scapegoat! Tsk tsk. Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Premananda did a really good job. He even got that little birth mark right on your shoulder. Did he morph that too? As soon as Premananda gets out of jail, we bet that he can get a job at any high tech center for he is the best of best. Realism so good that any politician now can create that donkey picture with just a few clicks of his handy work.

We're confused, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We just learned that Premananda didn't morph you, but he added that hot sexy married lady into video footage of you in your bedroom. So, does that mean that all the footage of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda is authentic? Does that include the footage of you handling your, ahem, muladhara stick with your own hand? (as seen in the video below @2:26, @2:37, @4:28, and @6:10)? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we never knew you could take responsibility for that. And, yes, we still agree. Premananda is certainly a digital genius. He was able to digitally enhance that lady right at the time you were about to manifest those pills you popped in your hand to really make it look like she gave you those pills (@5:39 and 6:32). But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we could tell by your angelic face that you were really praying to divinity at the time and really did ask Existence to manifest those pills right into your palm. 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were those pills for, really? Did you score them off the street or the graveyard? And, gee, Premananda really did a great job of timing that image of the lady to make it look like your hands were going to explore some meditation cave (@5:48). But, really, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we could tell by your movements that your fingers were not going into her inner sanctum, but were really just practicing for your next ritual that a holy man like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda would perform. By the way, your hand looked so graceful, like a swan. Is that the same swan, Sri Nithyananda? And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we were not fooled one moment by Premananda's ability to make the bed and pillows indent when he morphed that image of that lady on top of you and your bed. Likewise we didn't believe it either when Premananda even got her to open up your drawers, as well as the cabinet. We agree, it was all graphic and graphical manipulation. Trickery! It certainly is a dangerous world out there in cyber world. [note to readers: this is sarcasm.]



Speaking of the impact of that cyber world, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that on March 4, 2010, The Wall Street Journal did a whole article about how you got over a million Tweets on Twitter? Here it is "#Nithyananda or How to Get Attention in an Over-Communicated World".

But, wait a minute there, Sri Nithyananda, we see a few problems with this convenient scapegoat of yours, Premananda. What if you needed to have evidence like his computer that actually has the files and the software to do all that high-end video morphing like they can do in Pixar or other Hollywood special effects? What if the authorities asked him to recreate this special morphing? What if the authorities had some knowledgeable person there in computer graphics and video sector to see if Premananda's graphic manipulation was the real thing (just like you are, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda) or just a convenient story from some poor chap who is so brainwashed that he has agreed to lie to the authorities, commit a crime in court, and break the law, just to save you, 'Swami' Nithyananda from your shenanigans with a hot and sexy married sanyasin (renunciant monk), just like Desperate Housewives.

Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that you have anticipated this. Wow, your inner circle and senior devotees must be enlightened! Just brilliant! We see that according to the newspaper, The Hindu, that in this article published on March 4, 2010, "TV footage sets angry mob on Nithyananda ashram" that an angry mob entered the ashram and burned down some of the ashram. Shameful. No respect for such a holy man, like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, how could this 'angry mob' enter the gated ashram community when the "police cordoned off the ashram premises to prevent the public from creating trouble" as stated in The Times of India, article titled "Swami's devotees roughed up in Karnataka, TN after TV sting" on March 4, 2010? The article said there was "an uneasy calm that prevailed".

Police cordoned off the ashram premises to prevent the public from creating trouble and an uneasy calm prevailed... yet an angry mob still entered and burned down many of the buildings? Oh, we get it, 'Swami' Nithyananda. You had your henchmen burn down your own buildings to hide lots of evidence. In fact, The Hindu also came to that same conclusion as well as the police:

Arson suspected

Amidst police security, some huts on the ashram property were gutted in a mysterious fire. The angry mob alleged arson by the godman's followers to destroy evidence. Some police officials also suspect likewise.

"The fire broke out around 4.30 p.m. A police force of at least 150 personnel was deputed to the ashram and senior officials, including Ramanagara District Superintendent S.B. Bisanahalli, were around. Entry was strictly prohibited and barring the sevakas (volunteers) there were no strangers inside the ashram. It was in the middle of this that the fire broke out,” said an officer of the Ramanagara district police."

This seems very conflicting. In fact, there's some YouTube footage of one of those burning buildings now @3:16:



Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that those buildings are just burning and there's no one, absolutely no one but he film camera people. Let's repeat no one. No angry mob. No ashramites (residents) trying to save the building. Completely empty. Just burning, as if a log in the fireplace.

Brilliant, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. It looks like your own insiders must have set the fire and blamed the angry mob that never entered the ashram. And, you even had your anonymous spokesperson say that these 'miscreants' tried to attack the ashramites. Good blame job. Now for certain Premananda's computer was 'lost' in that fire. So all the evidence that he is innocent is gone... but since you and your senior inner circle members lie, we mean to say speak, so convincing that when it comes to the court appearance, it will be just your word against his word. And, you, Sri Nithyananda, and all of your senior members have lots of experience in stating your 'Truths' that this should be easy... especially if you paid off the right people. Slam dunk.  And, as an extra bonus, all those incriminating photos and videos of you hugging sexy married women who you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda might have shared some very intimate 'healing' sessions with has just transformed into toxic smoke.  How efficient!

We see, Sri Nithyananda, that you set the petition has been posted for Monday, March 8, 2010 for further hearing. And on that date, Premananda is sure going to pay for his big, big, big 'crime'. The day of reckoning! [note to readers: this is sarcasm.  We believe Premananda is an innocent scapegoat.]

NOTE TO REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS: hint! hint!

But what if reporters (we hope a lot of them) also decide to come to that hearing on Monday, March 8, 2010 and start asking all the questions about how Premananda could actually have done such an amazing job of generating those graphics with just the regular computers that an ashram has? What if your spokesperson didn't have all those nicely prepared notes to tell everyone how many people you feed (b.s.) and how many centers that you, Sri Nithyananda, have worldwide, etc.? This could be very embarrassing.

NOTE TO POLICE AND AUTHORITIES: hint! hint!

What if the police who witnessed this 'angry crowd' (that never was), which neatly and calculatingly burned down selected buildings in their own ashram to hide evidence, decide to attend this hearing too? Wouldn't it be a major crime to make up stories and blaming other people for arson, evidence tampering, etc. in a court of law? Wouldn't then the police who witnessed this act of self-arson be able to arrest your people who are telling these lies in a court? Wow, that would be very bad. But, then 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure you will have your senior, inner circle followers say that they did not know who burned down their own buildings, etc. However, other people like many of the contributors to this blog will be glad to testify how nothing, repeat NOTHING, happens in your ashrams without direct orders from either you or your super senior inner circle followers. For instance, we know that in your LA Ashram that even the exterminating very poisonous spiders had to have your blessings first before anyone could go and get rid of them. So, if even little spiders had to wait until a decision was giving from you or your very senior members, we doubt that any 'rogue' volunteers would neatly and calculatingly burn down just and only just the buildings that had key evidence in them. After all, if there were truly upset insiders, we imagine the first place they would like to torch is your living quarters and then anywhere all your gold is kept. But, we imagine that this 'angry mob' stayed far away from any building like that. But, then again, maybe additional buildings that housed all of those valuables were also intentionally torched, and then you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your senior inner circle cronies could walk off with all those jewels and gold and then sell them to pay off the judge, jury, authorities, politicians, etc. We imagine, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that this is one darshan of yours that they don't want to miss.

Update!
What's this here, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  There's an article from Mid-Day.com on March 5, 2010 titled "Illegal sandalwood pellets seized from Swami Nityananda's ashram".  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so a rare snake slithered through your ashram? Was it that two-legged snake with a turban?  Oh, a different snake.  One that people actually want to protect.  This little snake led to a herpetologist to see your criminal operation in full gear.  Following that tip forest officials raided your Bidadi ashram and seized around 60 kg of sandalwood pellets.  Gee, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, bad break.  To have all of these things happen at once, are your sure that you have a direct connection with Divinity?  Looks like these authorities also uncovered your illegal use of animal skin.  Isn't that torture and violence to animals?  What? A breach in your own holy ethics?  Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Does it turn you on to have your room service ladies lie down on some dead exotic animals skin?  Creepy, if you ask us.  Now the forest officials think that your accidentally deliberate fire was to burn up more evidence of even more criminal acts.  We guess that they cannot put you in jail for evidence that is burned into ashes.

Looks like the Forest Officials have already made some arrests and directly linked you. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyanadna, to criminal activity.  Look: 

Also, we have filed a case against the ashram management and have booked them under Section 86 of the Karnataka Forest Act.

We have detained three people from the ashram for questioning.

Sri Nithyananda, did you hear that?  Three of your ashramites have been arrested.  What if your brainwashing rubs off and they tell the authorities everything they know?  Then, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, might really be in big trouble.  So, what's next?  A computer virus that conveniently wipes the hard drives of all your computers, especially the ones that have financial data?  The water tower 'accidentally' falling down and destroying all of your written documents?  A local tornado that blew away some more incriminating evidence? A localized 2012 act like a fire-breathing hailstorm that crushes everything in its path?  We can hardly guess.

So, our point is that if the police and the forest officials had concluded that 'insiders' really did do a criminal act of burning down the buildings, then it was under strict and premeditated orders from your top person. So, if the police, wanted to make an arrest, the first person we imagine they should handcuff and drag off in a big police truck is no other than your loyal, conniving Secretary Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya. Sri Nithyananda, didn't Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya, cut his visit in the United States short so that he could help 'restore' order and get you out of this crisis? Well, we don't know for sure, but if we had to guess which person the police should implicate on this crime, we bet that it would be Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya. Here's a picture of him in case the Police do not have his picture on file yet:

We hope that this helps, Sri Nithyananda. That is we hope this helps the police, forest officials, and reporters do their job very well to build a case against you and your senior inner circle 'inmates'. Soon they really will be inmates. [note to readers: this is not sarcasm.  We are serious.]

Sri Nithyananda, what are you going to do? We don't mean to meddle here, Sri Nithyananda, if we were the authorities, we would raid and seize everything in your ashrams (note plural) before you and your inner circle insider cronies destroy anything else.

REPEAT FOR THE POLICE, FOREST OFFICIALS & AUTHORITIES:
Sri Nithyananda, if we were the authorities, we would raid and seize everything in your ashrams (note plural) before you and your inner circle cronies insiders destroy anything else.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 89: Eighty-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 111: One hundred and eleven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.