Nithyananda Learns From His YouTube Videos - Fraud, Sex & Cults Do Not Pay

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Birthday Surprise - YouTube Videos Full of Fraud and Fun
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Before we forget, we would like to wish you a happy birthday. Yes, Swami Nithyananda, we didn't forget. Do you remember your cancelled 'with prejudice' U.S. Visa that happened when you were denied entry to the U.S. in 2007? that stated in official black and white print that your birthday is on March 13, 1977. We really doubt that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda were really born in 1977, but we could believe that March 13 is your birthday. At least that makes sense, especially if it was on a Friday the Thirteenth.

'Swami' Nithyananda, we know you're probably a bit depressed. We mean we know you just got tossed out of Kumbh Mela and they even burned your allotted space to make it clear that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were not wanted. And, to top things off, all of the other Hindu Swami's excommunicated you from Hinduism. [Deccan Herald] Do you remember that one couple that you encouraged to divorce? Well, that marks a big difference between that guy and you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You have been excommunicated, and he is now communicating with his X.

But, Sri Nithyananda, it isn't looking all bad for you. Look! They upgraded your status. There's now a man hunt for you. [Breaking News] Well, Sri Nithyananda, they could have used some other term like a wild jackal chase or something. And, look here, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you have your first private complaint under section 295 (a) (deliberate and malicious acts intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious belief). [Express Buzz]

Looks like that smart solicitor (lawyer) knew exactly how to bypass the police on this one. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the Tamil Nadu police acted very quickly, but somehow when the Tamil Nadu Police gave it to the Karnataka Police, the Karnataka Police managed to lose it. [Express Buzz] Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we hope that you didn't grease their palms to the point that they couldn't hang on to any of those charges. That would be an abuse of the system, and yet another crime. And, look Sri Nithyananda, the date that you must answer the court is April 2, 2010. Why isn't April 2 also the day you were denied entry to the United States from Canada in 2007? What a coincidence!  Wasn't that the day we all decided would be your new, revised Vedic Holy Day in honor of your cult?

And finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we remembered in your interview yesterday that you whined that you were the once the most watched spiritual guru on YouTube, but no more, no more. Sorry to hear that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. But, don't worry, for your birthday, we'll help you regain that number one spot by embedding some of your videos on our blog today.

As promised, here's some of your YouTube videos that seem even more relevant and helpful now than ever before!:

















Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 97: Ninety-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 119: One hundred and nineteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Admits to His Sex Fraud & Scam, But Still Wiggles Like a Worm - Wants It Both Ways - Fruits & Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Admits to Him being with that Hot Lady on the Video, But Claims He Did Not Inhale, Was Asleep at the Time, and Was Just Following Orders
Well, there Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? Oh, sorry we asked. Hey, we want to congratulate you for actually speaking with a real live reporter, not just a cuddly little lap dog that drools over you. Sorry, there, Rajiv Malhotra, but when you sleep with a dog with fleas, guess what? You get fleas. Big surprise for your research, we're sure. Anyway, here's the video:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we had to listen to the video a couple of times to make sure we got this very long list of all the things you said to discredit all that hanky-panky fraud we saw you doing with our own eyes with that hot married actress lady. Let's see, there was:

• lots of misrepresentation
• manipulation
• conspiracy
• morphing

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you've been out with lots of Miss Representation?  Is she another hot married actress with way rad curves?  We're just going to have call you Studliji for now on.  And, morphing?  Is that like saying 'more fraud', 'more fraud', 'more fraud' until it becomes the word 'morphing'?  Leave it to you, like an 'enlightened' healing master to come up with something like that.  Is that, 'Swami' Nithyananda, known as spin?

Oh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we see that you're trying to play the victim again.  You, Sri Nithyananda, seem almost convincing when you say that you were a victim of an 'intrusion of privacy', 'abused', 'totally abused'. Boy, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that married actress lady looked like a real sadist abusing you with the oil rub torture, the grip of death, and advanced suffocation techniques.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are lucky to escape with your life!  We're sure you're divine now.  And invasion of privacy?  Looks more like an invasion of private parts, if you ask us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  True Saints always lived a transparent lives.  Welcome to the club, there, Saint.  That is 'Saint Tongue, the Smooth Operator'.  Looks like your private life did have something to hide.  Nice that you're a public figure claiming to be a celebate monk with a hot, sexy, married actress in your closet.

And, what a detective.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are now going to do your own detective work to show us:

...which part was morphed, which part is misrepresented, which is manipulated... all these things we are studying, before I come to a 'complete' conclusion, I don't want to make any comment.

Wow, we can really trust you, genuine, bona fide 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda with all that detective work, just like that 'unbiased' research with lap dog, Rajiv Malhotra.  But, guess what, there, man-of-his-word 'Swami' Nithyananda, you already said plenty.  As always, you want it both ways.

Well, at least you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally admit that the actress is a devotee and taking care of you in your private quarters when were "physically, not feeling well".  Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you, an 'enlightened' healing master still needs a hot, sexy, married actress to look after you when you're sick.  Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you need a hot sexy married actress to help heal you?  Why couldn't you have just used your hand like how you healed your broken back?  That would have made having a hot, sexy, married actress totally not necessary.  Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, produce some phony doctor's note just like you produced a phony coroner's report for that murder, oh, we mean to say, accidentally death at your ashram last December 2008 involving a Canadian citizen?

Speaking of not feeling well, we're rather surprised to hear that, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  One of our loyal readers sent us yet another YouTube clip of you dancing around like a fool on Prozac and Viagra on December 24, 2009.  Was this in preparation of your alleged 'birthday' and 'enlightenment' celebrations?  (Don't forget the 'R' in celebrate, as you have reminded us.) Let's take a look:



Why weren't these videos stamped on December 23 through 25, 2010? Maybe there is something very healing indeed to that hot, sexy, married actress. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is your illness just like malaria where you would only get the intense fever at night?  Or, Sri Nithyananda, are you just a closet Count Dracula.  You, know royalty by day, blood sucker (amongst other things) by night?  We don't really know about these allegations, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but we think your whole cult operations sure do fly-by-night.

And, then, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you said that in addition to physically not feeling well, you were consciously in a deep samadhi (trance).  Wow, no wonder going into samadhi is such a big deal.  As one loyal reader pointed out, when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, go into samadhi, you get to:

• enjoy the company of a hot, sexy, married actress with lots of hands on and lips locked activity
• enjoy a little action around your muladhara joy stick
• watch pay-for-view TV
• reads worldly books and magazines with center-folds
• attend to phone calls (probably call girls, no doubt)
• get body-length oil massages, you're slick!
• collects lots of money in the name of Kalpatharu darshan
• brainwash & defraud new victims in your programs

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you sold your brand of brainwashing enlightenment with all of these benefits, then we know demand for your programs would increase and you, renounced one, could triple the cost.  Just think how easy it would be to pay off all those palms in need with that kind of money.

And, finally, we were so glad to be assured that you still have those great renunciant qualifications of not having any lust or needs for the other person at all.

"I do not have any lust, 100 percent certain of that, I do not have any need for the other person."

Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure that this whole leela (play) was done to help others grow.  Nothing in it for you.  Absolutely zero.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you are so ultraistic.

Let's watch that other video you posted, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know the one that you're sitting up in what looks like your new luxurious bed in a prison.  Were you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, able to put it to good use?




Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you sure are consistent. More of the same.  Yes, you're still 'collecting more evidence', which translates to 'we're stalling until everyone is paid.'   Nice going there.

But, this was a surprise, you, prolific porn star of a 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, said that you wrote just 200 books.  Why this is down from 500 books just a bit earlier.  Why the modesty?  It's a lot of work to copy other masters' works, rewrite them just a bit, add your brainwashing nonsense, and then get them to the publisher.  Oh, yes, then there's all that marketing.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should be proud that you copied and plagiarized at least 500 books.  Saying that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda only did 200 books just makes you a common criminal.  You, Sir, are much greater than that.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that there is now a motive behind this conspiracy.  Let's see in your own words:

I've done so much research in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically, so much research in so many fields I contributed. I contributed in the spiritual field also, but unfortunately, because I contributed in the spiritual field also, there was no benefit of doubt given to me.

Yes, that's it.  It's all because of that 'spiritual' hands-on work you've done.  We're really lucky to see all of this research being conducted in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically with our own eyes in those videos.  That was truly the work of an 'enlightened' healing master preserved for all of us to appreciate.  We never knew that there were such sacrifices.  No wonder there are people who are jealous and out to get you.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, need to be very careful.

And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you close with one more victim statement.  We pity you, honestly.  You say that your life is endanger and that's how come you are hiding at Kumbh Mela where you have been kicked out and excommunicated.   Then, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said:

"I was such a peaceful, silent, humble spiritual movement. We never felt that we would have enemies."

Who would imagine, enemies?  Sounds like a dangerous world.  What could those silly misguided people be upset with?  Murder?  Rape?  Fraud?  Cults?  Bribes?  Cover ups?  Sex scandals?  Religious defamation?  Breaking up families?  Robbing life-savings? Adultery?  Divorces?  Deceit?  Lies?  Violence?  'Swami' Nithyananda, there sure seems to be a lot of people out there that get upset for nothing.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 97: Ninety-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 119: One hundred and nineteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud Protection - Part II: Nithyananda's PR Machine Shifts into Low Gear

More of the Same - Nithyananda's Cooking Class Continues with 'Independent' Five-Star Chef, Rajiv Malhotra - Today's Lesson, How to Serve Up a Stale Tale

To be continued...

Nithyananda Kicked Out of Kumbh Mela - Fraud, Sex, Scam & Cults Not Wanted Here

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & His Sex Cult Sent Home From Kumbh Mela
Hey there, Sri Nithyananda, what's up?  Oh, we just heard on the news that the Kumbh Mela Committee decided to say bye-bye to you, your cult, your fraud, your sex, your lies, your scandal your rape, your crimes, your murder, your land grab, your fake propaganda, and your disgrace on Hinduism and Vedic culture.  Some how the Kumbh Mela Committee just didn't think you were up to it this year.  We have no idea why. According to this news video, the committee destroyed the land set aside for you and your cult followers, which was about 8,000 square feet.  Wow, that's great slash and burn tactics.  'Swami' Nithyananda, did the committee also burn you in effigy? or was this a big enough hint that they really didn't want you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda to turn your camp at Kumbh Mela into a massage parlor?  Don't worry there, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  The Kumbh Mela Committee still addressed you as a 'Saint'.  We think that they forgot they forgot the word 'tongue' at the end, as in 'Swami Saint Tongue, the Smooth Talking Operator'.  (Come on readers, say that real fast, and then you will know.)

So, we guess that means that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, really were at Kumbh Mela or at least intended to go there.  Wow, that's the closest thing to the Truth we've gotten out of you in such a long time.  We're really proud of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  You're really making a lot of progress.  At this rate, we imagine that in about thirty years from now you might even be able to answer all those questions about your time line, your alleged wandering, your fake 'enlightenment', birthday, how many ladies, everything.  Of course, there will probably be a big book deal if you tell the truth then, but if you don't tell the truth now, we'll try to arrange another book deal.  We'll make sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are booked for all the crimes that you have committed and that the authorities really throw the book at you.  Hopefully, these authorities will also throw away the key, but we can't be too hopeful.

Here, let's watch the video together:



So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, now that you've been tossed from entering your 'official' duty of Kumb Mela, what are you going to do?  Does this mean that you will take responsibility for every thing that has happened and face all those nice meek reporters that will ask soft gentle planted questions just like your devotee, we mean to say, independent researcher and sometimes writer Rajiv Malhotra?  And, we're sure that the police and other authorities will be extra nice to you if you be sure to give them enough of the right financial incentives. Wink. Wink.  Ou La La, Coop d'etat!

But, yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this throws your schedule way off.  If you, Sri Nithyananda, arrive back at Bidadi now, all those wire transfers might not yet cleared into the right bank accounts, and then the authorities might even ask stern questions.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you better wait just a bit until it cools down a little as you implied in your interview.  But, where can you hide and still have all the comforts of home?  We know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can stay at the IPL Cricket Cheerleaders' Clubhouse.  We're sure that those ladies will be excited to have a real, live, legendary Paramahamsa to tell their fortunes and practice those meditations (and other special techniques) that awaken their muladhara (root) chakras just like you recently preached on YouTube.  Here, let's watch you, 'Paramahamsa' Studman Nithyananda tell it like it is:



Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 95: Ninety-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 117: One hundred and seventeen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud Protection: Nithyananda's PR Machine in High Gear

Nithyananda's Cooking Class with Cult Master Chef Rajiv Malhotra, First Cook the Books, then Grease the PR, and Wait and Wait and Wait...Until Roasting is Done
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, we're really glad to see you looking very chipper and lively.  That is quite a change from your last terrorist-quality video.  In that video, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, looked like something that the cat wouldn't even bother to drag home.  See?  Just a little bit of abstinence does wonders!  Will you be including these personal findings in your next talk?

And, the production qualities of this video are a major improvement.  We see the lights, the sound, the backdrop, everything is very professional.  How did your crew find you in Kumb Mela?  Your spokesperson, sometimes-Swami 'Stonewall' Sachitananda, said so sincerely that you were 'somewhere' in Kumb Mela.  Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda have their malas (rosaries) beam into you?  Just amazing.

Wow, that was quite a grilling from one of your followers.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you really think it is a good idea to impart such knowledge that could later be used against you like Rajiv Malhotra did?  Wow, shivering.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why were you squirming throughout the interview?  Some of our readers thought you should be called 'squirmiji'.  When we saw that, we instantly remembered one of our favorite Indonesian sayings:

"Kaya cacing kepanasan"

which means, wiggling like a heated worm.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you tapping into one of your hidden energy centers or were you just missing your room service ladies?  Let's take a look at your interview now:



So, back to back to your friend, Rajiv Malhotra.  Let's see if we have this straight.  Rajiv Malhotra is an independent 'researcher' and writer from Princeton that has taken the 21-day "Inner Awakening" program who came running to interview you and never once ask the 2,000-pound-elephant-in-the-bedroom question about if that was you, the porno star, doing all those steamy things in those blue movie videos.  Not a word.  But, we did hear the blueprint of strategy.  Delay.  Post 'facts' on your internet, and wait till the next big scandal takes away all the steam and attention that is on you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Wow, he said he was going to ask the 'tough' questions, instead, you had another yes-man agreeing to your strategy.   Hmmm,  we found that Sri Rajiv Malhotra is the President (nice worldly title) of the Infinity Foundation.  But, after palling around with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, inside that little harem tent of yours, we really wonder if Sri Rajiv Malhotra is not the President of the Infinity Foundation, but actually the President of the Infidelity Foundation.  Then, we would know, Sri Nithyananda, that indeed Sri Rajiv Malhotra really is your disciple.

Just in case any of our readers have a problem that independent researcher and writer (yes, we saw those blogs he does, dreadful) Sri Rajiv Malhotra is supporting and legitimizing a proven sex offender (that's you, 'Swami' or was it Squirmy Nithyananda), we thought that we should include the contact to the Office of the Dean of the Faculty, Princeton University, just in case our readers also wanted to do some independent research and writing about Sri Rajiv Malhotra:

Office of the Dean of the Faculty, Princeton University
9 Nassau Hall, Princeton NJ 08544-5264, U.S.A.
Phone: 609-258-3021
Fax: 609-258-2168
Email: dof@princeton.edu

'Swami' Nithyananda, we hope that through all these times that we mentioned Sri Rajiv Malhotra name, that if anyone searched for Sri Rajiv Malhotra, then they will know that he stood by you to the very end.  Now that's a loyal follower.

To be continued...

Hanuman 3.0, a.k.a. Lenin, Sets Lanka Ablaze to Defeat Nithyananda's Fraud & Sex Cult

Modern Day Hanuman Defends Dharma Against Modern Day Ravana (Nithyananda & His Cult - Pure FRAUD!)

CALL TO ACTION: All Devotees of the Divine and Defenders of Dharma, Pass This Video to EVERYONE You Know.  Also GIVE SUPPORT to our modern day Hanuman, Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda. Protect him and spread his word.



Well there, Sri Nithyananda.  Do you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, remember the Ramayana?  You know, that classic story between dharma (righteousness) and adharma (unrighteousness)?  Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we often compared you to a character in that very epic.  Sorry to say, that you 'Swami' Nithyananda, seem to be a perfect fit for Ravana. Why? Well, let's see, there's that anger, greed, violence, power thirsty, ego, oh, yes, lots of that, lies, and you name it, you fit it.  Oh, yes, and then there's that lust thing.  And, going after other people's wives.  How could that possibly slip our minds?   And, what a coincidence, Ravana even had an evil brother just kind of like you have, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We mean anyone whose brother is in charge of the accounting and is willing to lie about your age, well, we consider that not to be with dharma.  On a side note, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, where is your older brother?  He has been missing from this drama from day one.  Doesn't he believe that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were born on January 1, 1978?  And, does he actually believe that you did all that wandering in nine years now reduced to just six years but really just zero years because you were in the Ramakrishna Mission the whole time? 

You know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't Ravana also known for building big, big, big cities to glorify himself with big, big, big, temples, to of all deities, Lord Shiva?  We think that is right, but there was a big difference between you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and Ravana.  We think Ravana was a bit more sincere in his worship.  And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, wasn't it Lord Shiva himself who came in the form of Lord Hanuman that really defeated Ravana and his wicked cult in Lanka?

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we would sure like to see an updated version of Lord Hanuman come down to this planet and do the same to you.  No offence or anything, but what you have done is really wrong.  You, know, enslaved people into your cult through mind games to work 24/7 to build your empire, drugging and tricking attractive ladies to give up their innocence or abandon their husbands to give you a little sexual pleasure, summons god-knows-what from all of your graveyard worship, robbing people of their land and wealth, leaving them nothing for their old age, breaking up families, violence, rape, murder, and smearing Hinduism and Vedic culture as if it was a cheap commodity or some form of personal toilet paper used only to benefit your self.  Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you've been a bit cheeky lately.  At least it smells that way.

But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this over here?  Why isn't this one of your blue movies that launched your porn star career? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, how did that happen?  Oh, we get it now, one of your cult members woke up just like we did.  But, wow, Sri Nithyananda, this guy didn't just leave your hell-hole-of-for-ashram and try to start his life over again.  He stuck around just to expose you, and he sure did a great job of exposing you, maybe a little bit to much exposure, but certainly a great job.  'Swami' Nithyananda, who was this person?  Oh, we see, it was Sri Lenin Karuppan.  Wasn't he your diver?  But, now he's driving your crazy!  Oh, what irony.  A lonely driver can bring down a huge villain, that's you, Sri Nithyananda.

And, what 'Nithya xyz-Ananda' name did you give your driver who is now driving you crazy?  Oh, you gave him the name Sri Nithya Dharmananda.  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you really must have meditated before giving someone one of your special brainwashing-identity-robbing-cult-entrapping names.  We thought all along that one of your caretakers just had some Excel spreadsheet and randomly matched names like we seen her do so many times before at your programs.  But, then again, if there's a big time donor, you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, then we know that you give that person a special name to flatter their ego like Ahimsananda or something like that to ensure a steady stream of major money and support.  Yes, money and their soul, right there in your pocket, next to your, ah, wallet... just for safekeeping.

But we digress, Sri Nithyananda.  We do mean to say that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda seemed to get it right in giving names at least once, but don't let your ego swell so big there.  Even a broken clock is right twice a day.  But, giving Sri Lenin Karuppan the name of Sri Nithya Dharmananda was spot on.

You see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, there are very few people that were trapped into your cult that were able to 'wake up' and realize that you were not only just a fraud, but they were stuck in a cult.  Those few people that did wake up usually ran away and tried to restart their lives without looking back. In the case of Sri Lenin Karuppan, he not only woke up, but he stuck around while awake in this horrible cult mess.  Then he risked his life, you heard me right there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, he risked his life and put himself in harms way to catch you commit all kinds of crimes on video.  If you caught Sri Lenin Karuppan video taping you, Sri Nithyananda, we bet that he would have had another mysterious death falling from some high unknown place, and you and your cult henchmen would blame it on Sri Lenin Karuppan with some lame story like:

"We warned him that he should not have attempting doing acrobats on top of the water tower during a heavy rainstorm.  We guess his ego was just too big for Swami's energy.  Hey, we even have a coroner's autopsy report, which we wrote ourselves, that proves that we are completely innocent and that it is all Sri Lenin Karuppan's fault.  Case and casket closed."

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, Sri Lenin Karuppan really was brave to risk everything.  And, did he do this for money, fame, to impress some hot yoga chick?  No, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  He didn't even do it because he was jealous of you, although you and your public relations (more like public retaliation) spokesperson would like us to believe that.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, speaker of revised Truths, you've done your absolute best to discredit him.  But, unfortunately for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, too many people know Sri Lenin Karuppan personally.  They know him as being sweet, sincere, honest, trustworthy, of character, etc., you know, he is just about everything you're not.  And, so when you go on a rampart character assault, all of your fingers get pointed right back at you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  We just have selected fingers pointed at you, but we'll resist for now.  Anyway, you came up empty handed again.  Perhaps you, Sri Nithyananda, were clutching on to something else.

You see, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this is a big deal.  We certainly have been under your attack and have received your legal threats, etc., but most of the time, we've done our sparring in the comforts of our living room, far from you and your cult.  We also had some time to wake up and assess just how bad you were.  Sri Lenin Karuppan, on the other hand, woke up, and immediately began to fight back, right there, in the dangers of your own territory.  We are just amazed.  Sri Lenin Karuppan not only recognized what was right (with dharma), but he acted on what was right with no ulterior motive other than to uphold dharma.  We are not qualified to say if Sri Lenin Karuppan really is Hanuman or not, but we are very certain that Hanuman's energy and intelligence worked through Sri Lenin Karuppan.  Therefore, we salute him as Hanuman 3.0, the updated revised version of Hanuman.  Whereas Hanuman used his own tale (and that must have hurt) to set fire all of Lanka, Sri Lenin Karuppan used a tiny video recorder that spread like fire over the internet.  We are just amazed and impressed, and we really do hail our Hanuman 3.0, a.k.a. Lenin, as a hero in protecting dharma, Hinduism, and Vedic culture from a hijacking-kidnapper, that's you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

Get Ready to Help!
So, all of you readers out there, who believe in dharma and identify with the little honest guy who can bring down the big villain, please extend a hand to Sri Lenin Karuppan.  He is going to need legal assistance and needs a safe place with food, shelter, and basic living accommodations/needs, etc.  This is your chance to show Divinity that you do care, and that you do want dharma to win over adharma.  So, please open your heart and extend a hand.  No, we are not going to promise you 'enlightenment' for helping.  Sorry, someone else already has done this and it is wrong.  But, we will promise you the satisfaction to know that you have stopped other young ladies from being sexually traumatized and raped, that you have stopped other people from being swindled, and that you have prevented further hijacking and erosion of our rich Hindu and Vedic traditions, etc.  Later, we'll give links on how you can help.  Just get ready, for Sri Lenin Karuppan really could use a hand right now.

Jai Bajrang Bali Jai Hanuman Ki Jai!!!

Transcript of Video and Conversation:

Nakkeeran’s Interview of Dharmananda (9th, Mar, 2010)

Nakkeeran: Hello

Dharmananda: Hello. I am happy to deliver these truths to the world through Nakkeeran. To tell you exactly, in 2006 I first join Swami as his disciple. Before that in 2004 I attended his meditation program. After that I did many of his programs continuously, one after another. I became deeply interested and from 2006 Aug onwards I became his direct disciple. Until I left recently in Feb 2010 I was living in his ashram only. I was following his teachings and practicing them. I was there because I liked his teachings. The reason for this video is, last year in November, I started hearing many things about him from some people. I was shocked by what I heard, because people see him and we also see him only as god. But the information I heard was shocking, I don’t even know how to say it!

This video incident has happened before but there was no proof of it. How to tell the world about it? So many youngsters and women are coming in every day. There are some who have been affected, but they are unable to talk about this openly, because if they bring this in the open their personal family life will be affected negatively by it. Because of that fear none of this came to public view. If that mask has to be torn, this kind of video is needed as solid evidence. That is why this video was taken and released.

Nakkeeran: What did people tell you about how they were affected? You say women were affected. Was it physical?

Dharmananda: Yes. Women have been abused through their body [sexual abuse]. The worst part of all this is, they are not even aware that they are being abused, to that extent they have been mesmerized. That is the sad news. “I am God. If you are with God, you will also achieve my state”, this is what he has told them and kept them mesmerized. Because of that, they don’t even think there is something wrong in this. They don’t even realize that they are a victim [of this abuse]. This is the problem. Only because some people mentioned it, even I came to know about it.

Nakkeeran: So he claims himself to be an incarnation of God?

Dharmananda: Yes. “I am Krishna. If you are with me like the Gopikas, you will also achieve their state”, this is what he tells them and mesmerizes them to abuse them.

Nakkeeran: So he says this is a path to enlightenment?

Dharmananda: Yes, he says that. He says this is a tantra technique, that’s what he makes them all believe. I was shocked to hear this and I realized that only if this is proved with some evidence people will believe what is going on. Even after giving all this evidence some people still don’t believe it. If I had said this with mere words, nobody would have believed me. That’s why I decided that I have to collect evidence for this. Legally whether this can be punished or not, only the police and government has to decide. Whatever is his true face, I have showed it [to the world]. Now its for the law to decide.

Nakkeeran: Is there any hidden motive for you to defame Nithyananda like this?

Dharmananda: Definitely not! I don’t have any hidden motive or agenda for this. People must know the truth about who he is – this is my only intention. There are so many youngsters from Tamilnadu, not only Tamilnadu they come from all around the world – young men and more importantly young women; and in addition there are many families that also come and join the ashram. I do not want any more people to be affected like this, that is the only genuine good intention with which this was done. There is no other hidden motive or conspiracy behind this.

Nakkeeran: What is the reason for this video to be released so many days after it was shot?

Dharmananda: Due to certain safety, security and legal reasons it took some time.
 
Nakkeeran: There is an allegation that he was blackmailed with this video for getting some money.

Dharmananda: No. This is entirely a false accusation spread by them. If I wanted money, then this news would not have come out at all. This accusation itself is wrong. If I wanted money I could have directly talked to them, I could have lived like a king. This news would not have come out at all.

Nakkeeran: How true are the scenes in this video? Nithyananda’s people have been continuously claiming that this is a forgery.

Dharmananda: The original source CD, I have submitted to Tamilnadu police and government. Let their lab report become available. I am saying that this is definitely original. Let them prove that this is fake, then legally whatever punishment they give me, even if they give me death sentence, death by hanging, I am willing to accept it. I know this video is entirely true. It even has date and time on it.

Nakkeeran: There is an allegation that Ranjitha and you conspired together and created this video.

Dharmananda: No. No.

Nakkeeran: There is also an allegation that you were accused in the Magnetic Therapy Bed case.

Dharmananda: This is false accusation. In 2003 there was a company that was promoting Magnetic Therapy Bed. They had many lakhs of distributors. I was also one of the distributors who was cheated by that company. I was also a victim who lost money. There is no police complaint against me in that case. This is a false allegation meant to defame me and show me in bad light.

Nakkeeran: In the middle of all this, you said you were afraid for your life. Was the ashram such a place where you had to be concerned for your life?

Dharmananda: Yes. Ashram is about 40 acres land. In that Swami stayed in approximately 2-3 acres land. In that area nobody can enter, even ashramites, disciples, no one can enter. Only those who are chosen by Swami can go into that area. It is a high security area. For example, you can even visit American President’s home, but it is very difficult to go into Swami’s quarters.

Nakkeeran: Will only specific people be allowed there?

Dharmananda: Yes. Yes, definitely. Only those whom he chooses, ladies only will be allowed there.

Nakkeeran: Is that for doing service to him?

Dharmananda: Yes. Only those who do service to him are allowed there.

Nakkeeran: Who selects them?

Dharmananda: Swami. Only Swami selects them, no one else interferes in that.

Nakkeeran: After this video was aired what kind of feedback have you received?

Dharmananda: Many friends and relatives although they could not contact me directly, they expressed that I have done a good thing. Many people from around the world, including some ashramites, feel happy that a person who has been fooling the society, a womanizer in the disguise of a Sannyasi wearing the kavi cloth, is exposed. Many emails and phone calls appreciating this have been received. People have been expressing a strong support through Nakkeeran and all other media also.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 94: Ninety-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 116: One hundred and sixteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Edited "Unedited" Press Conference Video - Nithyananda' Cult Stonewalls, Stalls & Denies His Sex Crimes & Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Hints of Red Herring Conspiracy Theory as He Plays the Victim; Fraud Still Exposed
Hey there, Sri Nithyananda.  You're really making your true followers really work overtime.  Is defending the indefensible a new type of tapas (penance)?  Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda promise your cult followers that they would be departed into an 'enlightened' plain if they can maintain your innocence?  We think, Sri Nithyananda, that they will be deported into next aeroplane and the rest will go off in some big paddy wagon. And, we think, Sri Nithyananda, that you've really fallen off your wagon.  And, why 'Swami' Nithyananda, even have this press conference?  Was it just another delay tactic?  You, Sri Nithyananda, raise the expectations that questions will be answered and that clarity will be given.  All we got was more of the same.  "Nope, cannot comment on that."  "Wait till Swami comes back." "We're still getting facts."  "This is not clear."  "Cannot comment on speculation."... You, know, Sri Nithyananda, we think there should be a new name for your spokesperson, the sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, and that is, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda.  You know, Sri Nithyananda, he really does make a good stonewall.  Rock solid. But, here, let's just keep to the facts. Let us all, Sri Nithyananda, watch this 'unedited' press release together, shall we?:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, the first thing that we would like to ask you is this really an 'unedited' unedited press release? The reason we ask is that just as that reporter begins to ask the tough questions like is that porn star in the video you or not? if you, Sri Nithyananda knew in advance that this video would be aired?, and if there was some 'black mail' was involved?, precisely at 42:35 (on YouTube) and at 14:47:43 (on your video log), there's a skip of 17 seconds. And magically at 42:36 (on YouTube) now displays on your video count at 14:48:00. Was this another example of your time continuum miracle? In those 17 seconds as we, Sri Nithyananda, were suspended in another dimension, what exactly happened? Did the cameras catch sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda picking his nose? We imagine that something really embarrassing happened, (like right, as if we haven't already seen something real embarrassing with you before), and you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, keeper of Truth, and firm encourager of Truth (as mentions @27:40 YouTube) decided that portion should be edited out. But, why, 'Swami' Nithyananda? Why now an 'edited' 'unedited' Press Conference? Are you, Sri Nithyananda, trying to project to be something that you are not?

Well 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to tell you this, but this censorship makes your credibility even lower. We really thought there was no where lower you could go, but some how you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, managed. Perhaps this is proof that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, really are 'enlightened' after all. We mean, that lowering into the lowest must have taken some special siddhi (magic power) to go that low.  Are you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your cult now anti-matter? And, once again, Sri Nithyananda, the parallels with the Watergate scandal and edited tapes is eerily the same. Are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda an incarnation of Richard M. Nixon, a.k.a. Tricky Dick?

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that there seems to be a shift in your shifty strategy. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda first declared that the video involved 'graphics' and 'morphing'. We would agree that your video, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was very graphic and involved morphine. 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were the pills again for? But, now, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you seem to do your best to discredit our hero, Swami Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan, and claim that he didn't even finish the twelfth grade and had financial motives to 'blackmail' you (@20:02 YouTube). Perhaps, 'Swami' Nithyananda, he was not a super motivated genius as you were and finished the polytechnic school in Gudiyattam at the tender age of fifteen.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why wasn't Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda able to answer the simple question of when you attended the Gudiyattam Polytechnic? Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda seems quite flustered. Is it right to put your close followers through such torture? Anyway, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda said that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will answer all of these questions when you emerge, (translates, after everybody has been bought off with bribes with hush-hush money, then we'll see your tired face again. For now, we just have to look forward to more of your terrorist-quality YouTube videos of self-denial and deceit.)

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also detected another shift in your shifty strategy. Before you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed that you were out somewhere in Kumbh Mela doing some 'holy' work with other like-minded saddhus (renunciate monks). Now, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda is claiming that you're a no-show because of safety and security issues. Sri Nithyananda, we think that if you're in a jail some place with armed guards that you will then be very safe and secure.  The sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda said that they are really worried (enlightened?) about your security (@16:02 YouTube).  Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think he almost said it correctly.  They are really worried about your securities and other assets.  Won't they be confiscated?  And, as any good foot soldier, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda is willing to take the blame and say that 'Swami' (that's you) really wants to be here, but it is us (sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda and cult cronies) that are concerned about his (your) security.  Hey, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you've done a really great job of brainwashing some followers with advanced education.  Was that the reason for the parade early in your 'Edited' 'Unedited' Press Conference of ladies with degrees?

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, forgive us if we're wrong, but didn't you once say that if someone was upset with you, that you are also at fault because your actions created some conflict that caused the other person to get upset? And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't you also go on to say that since you are an 'enlightened' healing master, that you were so 'light' that you would not cause any conflict at all? Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can you then explain why is it that there's people burning your image in effigy? Are they reenacting your supernatural 'enlightenment' energy?

And, Sri Nithyananda, why do you claim that just two weeks ago there were already mentions of your hanky panky by some blogs, like ours perhaps (@18:13 YouTube)? Remember how sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda kept on saying that this was a conspiracy carried out with "laser like surgical precision" (@18:05 YouTube), that you implied involved a whole team, not a single lone ranger.

"Do you feel that an operation of this magnitude, which has been conducted with such precision is the work of a single, dissatisfied individual?" (@18:55 YouTube)

Oh, we get it now, Sri Nithyananda.  Besides stalling, stonewalling, posturing, playing victim, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, now want to get the press to start investigating a red herring 'conspiracy theory' that all the people in the world that you screwed over are now acting as one to return the favor.  Nice try.

Hey, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, just want to remind you that stories about your 'divine' date rapes didn't just crop up two weeks ago. 'Swami' Nithyananda, sorry if we seem boastful, because we really don't like to imitate your behavior, but we did post the information about your room service ladies staying for hours and hours sometimes up to 3:00 a.m. alone in your private quarters in your Los Angeles ashram way back on Saturday, October 31, 2009 with our blog post titled:

"Nithyananda Private Life is Very Different Than His Public Life
Nithyananda, Now That’s Entertainment! What's It Like to have a Cult Following?"

Here 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, here is our direct quote:

"With all those channels to select from your satellite TV dish, I wonder how you get any conversation in? Nithyananda, may I ask what you talk about when the attractive ladies bring your meal and stay in your quarters for sometimes four to five hours? You must chew your food very slowly. Perhaps you were getting nourishment, but I think you might have gotten dinner and a show. We know someone who has seen all these ladies come and go in your quarters, and if ever called to testify in court, under penalty of perjury, this witness would name all of those ladies. You’re quite a stud for an enlightened renunciate."

'Swami' Nithyananda, was this two weeks lapse just another time continuum phenomena? Perhaps it was just two weeks ago for another planet's lunar system. Sri Nithyananda, what planet are you really from? And, are you not a bit loony to expect us to believe all your stories?

But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we do have some questions to ask you. About ten days prior to your famous blue video airing on YouTube, which made you a porn star, we noticed that you dismantled your Perpendicular Universe Blog, which we had loads of fun ridiculing with this blog entry:

Nithyananda Creates a Perpendicular Universe Blog
Nithyananda Tries to Bend Vedic Truths a Sharp Left Turn

Basically, that blog was your feeble attempt to claim that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were the caretaker of Vedic culture. So, Sri Nithyananda, why did you dismantle the Perpendicular Universe Blog at least a whole week before the scandal broke, still you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed that you did not know about this video until after it aired?

Another one of those little discrepancies, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that we happened to notice is that your right-hand man, first ashramite, Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Ayya, cut his visit short in the U.S. to quickly go back to India. Five days after his last advertised event, the scandal broke. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, keeper and encourager of 'Truths', can we really believe you didn't know about this video and that is was going to be aired on TV?

As if there wasn't enough proof already, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that you knew that video was going to bite your turban on TV, there was that very convenient samadhi that you went into during the NSP (brainwashing in disguise of a meditation) program starting on Thursday, February 26 on through the weekend.  A witness said on March 1, 2010, that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were in samadhi for six days.  In fact, you, Sri Nithyananda, actually refunded everyone's money, or at least you told everyone you would.  But, since you have to pay for all those gold thrones and getting money is built into your system, we knew you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wouldn't let an opportunity to pass up on all that cash.  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you didn't disappoint us.  Other witnesses said they only got the run-around when they tried to get their money back.  Very consistent.  Appear to be honest so you can make any claims to the outside world, but still milk them for everything they're worth.  For the record, our witness said that you came out of your 'convenient' samadhi for the Kalpataru darshan after NSP.  So, Mr. Holy-man, was this a real samadhi or was this a Sear's samadhi?  Yeah, we already know.  We just want you, 'Swami' Nithyananda to know that we know too.

And, before we forget, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we want to say that we were honored with your recognition when you tried to discredit the information about your timeline revelations by having one of your chief acharyas (teachers), Swami Sri Nithya Gnanananda Maharaj, whisper to the sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, as "blog information" (@25:25 YouTube). But, that inquisitive reporter kept on mentioning the true source of the Rajapoly Polytechnic website. Poor sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda just looked like a deer in front of headlights.

'Swami' Nithyananda, all it seemed like sometime-Swami Sri Sachitananda could do is just deny and delay, and of course appear to be as transparent as one of your ghosts. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you failed again.  And, did all of these allegations make Swami Sri Nithya Gnanananda Maharaj's hair straighten and sytled? Oh, frightening. He now kind of looks like one of your room service ladies.  Does he now shave his legs too?  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda with all of your 'godly' power, why did your video not play at the right time?  Was that delay intentional?

Finally, we had an anonymous comment that summed up a lot of our points.  Thank you, readers:

Monday, March 8, 2010 2:47 AM
Anonymous  said...

Here are a few things everyone should consider after this latest press conference:

1) Now they are neither confirming nor denying the tape? Nithyananda and his ashram have been continuously saying that the images were "morphed" by Lenin and are "graphics".

2) In this conference this guy said that Lenin didnt even get through 12th grade. So now are they saying that he is not intelligent enough to "morph" the video? They are flip flopping so badly that they are destroying their own credibility.

3) It seemed that this statement was also written using similar misdirection as Nithyananda does in his speeches. If you noticed, Sachitanana was trying to disprove the other accusations in order to disprove the video.. notice how he constantly goes back to those other accusations and the unacceptable "facts" he has given.

4) Regarding the death accusation, the 58 yr old Canadian's death is still suspicious because he fell out of a second story of a building! Its funny how Sachitananda could easily skim over that fact. Notice how Sachitananda called to attention his family's coronary heart disease history, when it has no relevance to his death. Also, obviously a post mortem report will show he fell a far distance to his death.. the mysterious question is how did he fall and what legitimate investigation did the police conduct afterwards. India is known for easily paying off police directly after an incident. That is what Lenin was referring to as mysterious.

5) Sachitananda again was using improper comparison to his brahmacharinis when he spoke of the 23 yr old alleged rape victim. Because his closest female ashramites showed their face in front of a camera, was he was implying that a traumatized rape victim should also be able to do the same? Nowhere in the world does a alleged rape victim like to be identified to the public. Also in most rape cases there is no solid evidence... if the ashram is denying a clear video of Nithyananda, you can imagine how they will treat anyone else who comes forward, especially in India. If Nithyananda has done this before I hope more people will come out just to add impact and force the justice system to act, since legally it will almost be impossible prosecute with the massive amount of secrecy and control in the organization. If you have listened to Nithyananda speak, you may have heard him repeatedly speak about how the logic of a legal system can go against showing the actual truth.. its ironic how now the organization is now hiding behind the law to avoid obvious truths.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 92: Ninety-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 114: One hundred and fourteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.