Tamil Nadu Police Rains in Sex Swami Nithyananda's Birthday Parade
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how's your late birthday party going? Rrrrrrrrah! Wow, Salami Nithyananda, it's your party and you can grumble if you like to. Gee, why the sour mode? Oh, oh, we just saw the news too thanks to that other blog, Stand Up for Dharma:
http://www.dinamalar.com/News_Detail.asp?Id=621116 NEW!And, look Salamander Nithyananda, here is an eye-witness report along with a translation of the consolidated articles above:
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Late in the Night of 5th, Nithya was informed by the local Thruvannamalai police that he is not allowed to enter the main Shiva temple on the 6th morning as per his schedule. Nithya's devotees had erected a huge temporary stage in front of the temple for Nithya to address the gathering and give his birthday message. Late on 5th night the police dismantled the stage and removed the audio system and warned Nithya that he would be arrested if he conducted a public address. So his 6th morning programme of visiting the Main Shiva temple in Thruvannamalai and addressing the devotees and giving his birthday message was cancelled. He never visited the temple. This is the first time perhaps he could not visit the temple on his birthday, from the time he became a so called Swami.Oh, dear, Parmesan Nithyananda, it looks like the Tamil Nadu Police blocked your parade, big speech, everything. How dare the Tamil Nadu Police does this to you, Salami Nithyananda!
His evening programme in his Thruvannamalai Ashram also turned out to be a bigger fiasco. He erected a huge temporary stage in the open grounds and decked it up with floral decorations. Dinner for devotees was arranged in an adjoining school ground. His schedule was: At 4.30 PM pada puja and arati was to be performed in the Ananda Sabha by his fully brain washed devotees like Aiyya, Rishi and other fools. At 5.30PM he was supposed to be on the stage to be honored by his devotees. Sat sang and message was for 6.00PM to be followed by individual darshan and dinner. His brainwashed organizers from nearby villages arranged for about 10 bus loads of poor villagers. The organizers paid Rs500.00 per person with free mala, meals and transport. It was a paid holiday trip for the villagers. Nithya wants crowds for advertisement and is willing to pay for them. This is a practice followed by political parties in India. Sad but this is the truth. By about 3.00PM a crowd of about 2000 was managed by Nithya's organizers. Most of the crowd were villagers who were paid to attend the programme. The Police about 200 personnel in all arrived in 4 vans at around 3.30PM and surrounded the Ashram. The inspector went inside and told Nithya that he was not permitted to take the stage and address a public gathering. He could only give darshan to his devotees in a room/ hall and accept pada puja. Once the police realized that the majority of the so called devotees were a paid crowd, they promptly dispersed them and sent them back to their villages. Nithya was warned not to take the stage and address the crowd. He promptly cancelled the evening program. As I write this the police are still posted in the Ashram. Tomorrow he has announced an NSP program in nearby Salem District. We need to see if he will take the program as announced or will cancel the same.
Parmesan Nithyananda, who is to blame for this disaster? After all, Sri Nithyananda, it couldn't be you. You, Oh Failed Pharaoh of Madurai, are the Rare Living Avatar, God Incarnate. Therefore, no one could blame this fiasco on you. Not at all. Then again, your staff could have really messed up. Without your presence while you, Oh Great Holy Tour Guide, were cruising money right out of the pockets of all those rich paying tourists (high seas robbery), your staff's enlightenment certificates certainly must have eroded. Why even with a whole extra week to make preparations (translates greasing the right palms) your enlightened inner-circle just couldn't put round pegs inside square holes. Not looking good, Parmesan Nithyananda, your weak week late birthday bash had been thoroughly bashed. Kaput. No more. What an embarrassment!
Gee, Salami Nithyananda, you are the Greatest Kal Bhairva imitator this side of any circus. No one can cross your path like the Tamil Nadu Police just did and get away with it. Will you make another threatening YouTube Video where you declare yourself as being a Divine Bug Zapper and then threaten to zap the daylights out of the Tamil Nadu Police?
It's just natural that you, Sri Nithyananda, continue these threats. After all, you, Salami Nithyananda, did threaten to destroy that blogger. It's been a whole year since you, ex-293 Nithyananda, made that threat and nothing happened to that blogger yet. But, we are sure that in ten, fifteen, maybe even twenty years, that blogger will stub his toe or not get an extra scope of ice cream when it is hot outside. Then, he will know not to make fun of you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, ever again.
But, all is not lost, Parmesan Nithyananda, you can still hire a punk rock band or two to do some birthday celebrations and amuse the big crow of 10 million followers that came for the big failed even. And, then you, Salami Nithyananda, can still tape your birthday speech and then post it on YouTube. You can even have the three or four ashramites (who haven't been arrested) gathered around you during your speech. These ashramites can clap their hands and whoop on cue so you, Salamander Nithyananda, can say your speech was taped in front of a live audience. Perfect! In five years from now, no one will ever guess that your birthday bash, Sri Nithyananda, was a bust.
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