The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

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Thursday, September 6, 2018

Holy Houdini! Sex Swami Nithyananda is Absconding! It's Official. Non-bailable Warrant Issued.


Summary:

Today, 6 September 2018, there was a hearing date to allow Nithyananda's legal counsel to argue against allowing the forensic evidence, specifically the sleaze video, to be submitted as evidence. Sorry to say that none of Nithyananda's big-shot attorneys* showed up to the court. Nithyananda and the other accused (not counting Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Bhaktanadna, A-2, for he is already separated from the rest of the trial because he went AWOL last June) bother to show up either. The Judge had no choice but to issue non-bailable arrest warrants to Swami Nithyananda (A-1) and Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Sri Sachitananda (A-3). Gopal Reddy Sheelum already has a non-bailable warrant out for his head. The judge allowed Sri and Ma Sadhananda (A-4 and A-6) a break because they normally show up. The Judge also allowed Ragani Vallabhaneni, Ma Sachitananda (A-5) a break due to her serious illness of cancer. So, now the holy threesome (A1 thru 3) are all prison bound before the main trial begins if they get caught.

* It is our understanding that one local attorney did show up on behalf of Nithyananda. He wasn't prepared to argue and just informed the judge that the other high-profile attorneys including CV Nagesh and Paramila (Ranjitha's attorney) were too busy doing something else.

Please read the Court's Daily Status for 6 September 2018, which we posted in the comments below for the official ruling.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Hones in on his Disappearing Siddhis. Court Sees Differently. Absconding!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, where have you been? The CID police and the judge were looking all over for you today. Geez, you, Oh Great One, should have been there. At the very least, you, Salamander Nithyananda, should have brought your very own Hollywood Wax Museum piece, you know, the one that you put in center stage and have all your fawning sycophants worship when you are not there, which has been every day for almost three months. Yeah, that statue is totally creepy, but captures the essence of you. What irony. Hey, Nastyananda, do the eyes move in that statue like a grade 'B' horror movie? Just asking. OK, if that statue was too heavy for your muscle flexing yoga thugs to haul into the court, at least they should have brought in one of those cut-out cardboard pieces and told the judge that you're busy exploring the second dimension. And, as soon as one of your pretty room service ladies, ah, pumps you up and blows some life back into you, you'll be ready to proceed with the hearing. Or at least they could have said that you were run over by a steamroller and that you needed to take some of your so-called ayurvedic Viagra to pop up again. Who knows? They might have bought it.

But, now, Sri Nithyananda, your absense upset the judge, and he has cancelled your bail and issued a non-bailable arrest warrant out for you. All because you didn't show up. Tsk. Tsk.

And where were all your well-paid, well-dressed, and well-fed attorneys? Well, Well. There goes your wealth. They didn't bother to show up either. Was that like that hippie philosophy of 'what if they have a war and no one showed up'? Where were they? Were they too busy watching reruns of 'Dallas'? Did you not pay them? You oh knowing avatar of every known deity on the planet, couldn't have run out of cash, could you? We know that it's been almost three months since you last held one of your money-making programs where you separate 15 grand out dumb-as-paint dolts who've been lured in by the promise of learning grade 'B' magic tricks and passing those off as spirituality. A fool and his money are soon parted. But, you, Mr. Nithyananda, are no fool. No siree. How much money do you have squirreled away? And, what's the going currency in big house? We sure you'll have plenty of it.


Apparently, something was much more interesting to Nithyananda's attorneys than defending the Divine Avatar.
Perhaps they were binge watching reruns of 'Dallas'?


What do you have to say for yourself, MNr. Nithyananda? "Rrrgaga." What? That was short. What does that mean? "I can't talk now. The CID will be able to trace my hiding spot like they did last time, thanks to Bhaktananda and his 'Calling Mother India' calling card. Yeah, everyone calls me a mother these days, but I don't want to be called. I just want to be left alone with a few comfy amenities." So, it's true, Mr. Nithyananda, you're hiding? "Well, not exactly. I can't talk now. Here's a picture."


Sex Swami Nithyananda, the undisputed Abs Skunk King


Gee, Salamander Nithyananda, this picture seems a bit esoteric for us. What could it mean? We guess that there's a fine line between enlightened genius and downright weird and insane. We imagine that line is so thin that it doesn't exist at all. We see some buff guy showing off his tummy muscles and a stinky rodent wearing a crown on its head. Hey, Sri Nithyananda, that couldn't be you, is it? "The skunk?" No, don't be silly. The guy showing off his abdomen muscles. Yeah, it couldn't be you, oh Porkananda. Quite frankly, you've gotten quite chubby lately with all those room service ladies eager to please with late night snacks to go along with the midnight show. Sorry that we asked.

What could this picture mean? Hey, we think that we figured it out. It was like a puzzle. But, it obviously means that you, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, want to drink a six pack of royal skunk beer. Did we get it right? Or is it because you are the king of smelly bellies?

"Rrrrah!" OK. OK. A simple 'no' would be suffice. So, what could it possible mean, Oh Mr. Holy Molly with the Dolly? "I'm abs skunk king." What? How long have you 'downloaded' English for? Yup, we remember that when you first came to the United States back in 2003, you said that you Salami Nithyananda, downloaded English. Just like you downloaded Sanskrit. Like right. Remember how you said that you traveled the breadth of India and didn't touch money but you BOUGHT that 'Learn to speak Hindi' book at the train station? Or did you swipe it? And, then you that Hindi was like Sanskrit, so you downloaded the whole language. And, have you ever downloaded Kannada, the official language of the State of Karnataka where your HQ of La-La Land Ashram is situated? We know that you're most comfortable with Tamil. And, since almost all of your Indian followers are from Tamil, it's like forming a colony in Karnataka. But, really, Sri Nithyananda. You had that ashram in Karnataka for over 16 years now. You, Oh (de)Grating one, get pulled to Court almost daily now. So, when are you going to download Kannada? We wait. Soon, you might have all the time in the world to download anything you choose including "I Love Lucy" reruns. Sorry, we digress.

So, you say that the meaning to this picture that you presented to us is that you are Abs Skunk King?

Don't you mean absconding? With a 'D'? What could a 'D' possibly be associated with you, Creepyji Nithyananda?

Oh, dear, Sri Nithyananda. You better put a spin on this right now. Or you will lose every one of your followers who are still with you. All fifty of them. You better come up with something quick!

Hey, we know, just say that you are perfecting your disappearing siddhis. Poof! You're gone! And, that you'll gladly teach these disappearing siddhis at your next Maha Sadashivoham or Inner (rude) Awakening class at a baragin $30,000 a pop, which is only double of your latest $15,000 a pop that you charge to deprived sleep from once-rich seekers who hallucinate as they stare into bricks, peak under blindfolds, and move coconuts on other people's shaky hands. Hey, you could easily pull of that price of $30K if you can make everyone disappear without a trace. Just think of all the criminals on the run that will flood your ashram? Well, shucks, your ashram is already full of criminals. Your new marketing segment will feel right at home. Cool! We hear that cash register ringing already. Clink! Clink!

On the downside, Sri Nithyananda, is that if you show up then that nasty little non-bailable arrest warrant is going to snag you right into the slammer again. Clink! Clink! Ooopsie. We had the wrong sound effects earlier. Oh, well.

Hmmm... you, salamander Nithyananda, could do more of your distant learning. But, the CID Police might be able to trace your IP address.

Oh, we get it! You, Sri Nithyananda, will just use more siddhis to get out of every going to prison, other than the 53 days in 2010 and a couple of nights in 2012. Never again. And, you will be able to teach those siddhis along with your now proven disappearing siddhis to anyone who needs to disappear and reappear but not go to jail. You, oh great one, will not only get criminals on the lam, but you will get tax cheats, politicians, PR professionals, shady real estate agents like Bhakta, and even some professional sports figures when they miss a big game due to some hangover or failed drug test. Instead of $30,000 USD a pop, you can ask and get $100,000 a pop once you have perfected the technique yourself.

It goes a little like this. Anyone, we repeat, anyone can slip out of a pair of handcuff. Child's play. Why even Paris Hilton can do that.


Paris Hilton applies the handcuff escape technique taught by Siddhi Master, Sri Nithyananda, after being pulled over for having possession of Life Bliss Holy Water.


And, look, Sri Nithyananda, here's a shot from the latest hidden camera right in your bedroom.

Practice makes perfect. Sri Nithyananda teaches the art of
escape with one-on-one sessions in his bedroom.


Child's play! We get it now, Salami Nithyananda. You're a marketing genius. To be able to attract a large crowd that is willing to shell out the big bucks, you need to make quite a sensation. Just like Harry Houdini!


Sex Swami Nithyananda tied by his own chain of fools.


All dressed up and nowhere to go, except to the
big house for one very long dinner date.


To be seen or not to be seen? That is the question...with big consequences.  Most likely to be mean up the river for the rest of his life.


Get used to it, kid.  This will be the rest of your life rotting away
because of your appetites for the flesh. Over. Done. Finished.


Boxed in with no place to go.  All that yoga and meditation might come in handy when they put you in the hole.


Sex Swami in a can. Only room for one. Milking it for what its worth.


Yes, that's it, you have to attract the crowd and then make it sensational! Then escape! Then market it and milk it! Holy cash cow here you come!

But, what if things don't go as planned, Sri Nithyananda? Do you have a backup plan? If you don't, then you could be spending the rest of your life behind bars! Will the authorities allow room service ladies to come in and help keep you in your physical body if you're stuck in the slammer? If not, then what? Oh, Sri Nithyananda, you better have perfected those escape siddhis. We don't like the looks of things if you can't. For sures!

Wake up, followers. La-la land is over.


Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Sunday, July 1, 2018

Did Sex Swami Nithyananda Run Away?


Nithyananda Absconding? A Poem for His Holy Highness Criminal

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how did your Kailish tour go? Sorry to hear that your Facebook profile has been 'hacked', but now it has been restored? Lots of new posts since then. Yes, we saw that Facebook picture of you and that empty bed. No room service lady to keep you comfortable and in your divine body? Must be rough.

Sure looks hot in that picture; not exactly Mount Kailash weather. Was the room still steamy? So where are you now? Room service porn queen, Ranjitha Menon, now re-branded as Ma Nithyananda Mayi, hinted that you were their walking around in circles in Varanasi, and Sri Akhil Kodali, Igor to Shashank, declared under penalty of perjury that he actually SAW that you, Your Holiness, were not at Kailash as advertised, but in Varanasi. Was this a deception to throw the police off? Please send us new pictures of you with embedded GSP data. We're your biggest followers, and we certainly want to follow you, Oh Great One, right into the court room.


Bad doggie! Caught making a mess in the cosmic pooja room, Sex Swami Nithyananda attempts to run away from his never-ending problems. (The bed is sure popular with this holy roller.)

Here's a poem, that you might appreciate:

Sex Swami Nithyananda can't come out to play
Because he put all his followers in the family way
Now that he is scared, he has ran away
Won't be back for another day (week, month, year, forever!)


Sorry, dear devotees. His Holly Highness has deserted you. Your just desserts.

Perhaps its time for all of you to do what Bhaktananda tried to do as he became a failed real estate salesman. And, that is pack it up and try to make a REAL living and add some kind of value in this world before you are dragged off, arrested, tried, and convicted.

La-la land is over.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Charges Framed Against Sex Swami Nithyananda & Other Thugs


The Trial for Rape, Fraud, Threat to Life, Criminal Conspiracy & Unnatural Sex has Began! (Tuesday, 5 June 2018)

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how did the tour to Cambodia go?


The law abiding Holy Tour Guide Nithyananda was kind enough to interrupt his money-making vacation in Cambodia just to attend Court on 5 June 2018 where the framing of the charges has began.

Waaaba Waaba Waabadoo Gee, it all sounds like Cambodian to us. You, Oh Maker of Fate, are quite an amazing linguist. Why we bet that there's nothing that you cannot do and of course teach. Let's see, you had create wealth, change the future, and gain 1313 magic sidhis that will amaze your friends and earn you a promotion at work. Why Nithyananda Greater than Hudini, slipping out of a pair of handcuffs must be child's play. Don't you agree? Why Divine Master of Debating and Other Such Orator Acts, we encourage you to start teaching a class on Divine Creativity. Look! Is this your artwork now?

Artwork: The Framing of the Charges by Master of Performing Arts, Sex Swami Nithyananda.


Oh, you're so creative, Sex Swami Nithyananda! We bet that's why you're sooo good in bed!

So, what happened in Court today? Did your Divine Excellency blow the judge away with your best Kala Bhairava impersonation on YouTube? What? The Judge was not impressed? And, then what? Oh no! The framing of the charges began? Does this mean that the trial that you said was dismissed long time back for rape, fraud, threat to life, criminal conspiracy & unnatural sex has began? Heavens! So it ain't so! This must be Kali Yuga!

And, what was your plea, Oh Master of Truth, Sex Salami Nithyananda? Not guilty? Well, there we go. No need to have a trial now. For you, Oh Grate Avatar of (de)Light and other Wordily Pleasures, only speak the truth. Case closed, right?

And, how about the other accused? What is their fate? All of them have started to have the charges against them framed too? All but, one? What divine entity escaped the stinky bad luck of Kali Yuga? Oh, it's Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, accused no. 2. Well, we're glad that at least one of the alleged criminals was saved. What happened? He didn't bother to show up? Gee, Salamander Nithyananda, you shouldn't have bothered to show up either. Look what happens! Oh, there's now an arrest warrant out for Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, who is now hawking property in Florida. If he gets deported, then will he still get his commission on his latest property sales? He might become very popular with lots of phone calls. Let's hope that he closes a big deal before he is hauled back into pokey.

And, how did the other five accused, oopsie, we meant to say four accused because Bhakta didn't make it to the party. So, how did the other four accused who were present in Court today plead? Not guilty. Innocent as a baby lamb. We have no idea what all the fuss is about. Perhaps Sri Sri Ravishakar is up to no good again. Meh. Interesting note, Mr. Nithyananda (accused no. 1, because you are always no. 1 in our book), your very first ashramite ever, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D. Jamunarani (accused no. 6), had to get a translator to understand the verbal charges in English into Tamil. But, wasn't she the that co-signed all your NDA consensual sex contracts? And, didn't your stellar, but pricey legal representation, Mr. CV Nagesh and Mr. Anand Sanjay Nuli admit in court that these NDA sex contracts were legitimate and that you did have consensal sex with all those ladies? And, were all those NDA sex contracts that were co-signed by your first ashramite, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D. Jamunarani (accused no. 6), who now lives far from your sphere of influence, in ENGLISH? Jeez, looks like Ma Nithya Sadhananda's enlightenment certificate has faded. She was authorized and signed legal documents in English and now she cannot even understand simple English in Court. That should be a good lesson to all your followers that they should never leave your sphere of La-La Land in Bidadi. Not good for their spirituality, language skills, or their common sense. God forbid, why would anyone ever want to leave you, Oh Holy Bloat with a Facial Goat?

Another fine mess you got us in, Sex Swami Nithyananda!  Let's not tell our followers.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, when is the next mandatory court appearance? Thursday, 14 June 2018? Bummer, that's smack in the middle of your next money-making holiday to Kailash.  Flip! The Court just doesn't understand the need to make money right now.  Just think, your Cambodian tour for the bargain price of $6,000 U.S.D. for six days would have netted over $1 Million Dollars if 200 people signed up.  ($6,000 minus $1,000 - for expenses) x 200 suckers = $1,000,000). Your Kailash Tour at $10,000 U.S.D. a pop could land you a couple of million if the turnout was good. Oh, dear.  We guess you'll have to rely on Ma NithyaPancakeMakeupAnanda on her seductive ways to get the next batch of IA suckers to cough up the cash in advance. But, she holds an enlightenment certificate from you, Oh (de)Grating Tantric Master, Nithyananda, so we know that she'll be up for it.


Dang! The next mandatory court appearance  is set for 14 June 2018, right in the middle of another planned money-making vacation to Mount Kailash.

Golly, Sri Nithyananda, this is going be kind of hard to hide.  It will be like trying to hide a gorilla in brothel. Hey, we said gorilla. Yes, we know that you, Tantric Master Debater, Nithyananda, only had consensual sex with ladies 18 or over. At least that's what they said as they signed your NDA sex contract. Back to hiding a gorilla in a brothel, oh, but we almost forgot, you Holy Tantric Roller, Nithyananda, are already an experienced expert in that. 


Like Hiding a Gorilla in a Brothel


Hope still remains!

Keep posted for new updates.

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Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Friday, June 1, 2018

Dharma Wins! Cult Loses. (Round 2) Supreme Court of India (again) Orders Crushing Defeat to Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult


The Supreme Court of India tells Sex Swami Nithyananda and the Other Five Accused to Start Their Trial Now! (This Tuesday, 5 June 2018)

In a resounding legal victory for dharma and a crushing defeat for Sex Swami Nithyananda and the other five accused criminals, the Supreme Court of India today, 1 June 2018, ordered that their criminal charges of rape, criminal intimidation, conspiracy, destruction of evidence, abetting to rape and sexual abuse, abnormal sex, threat to life, and lots of felony fraud must get started now. It took the Apex Court less than five minutes to deny at least three neatly dressed attorneys the opportunity to convince the Supreme Court that it should consider the pleas of serial obstructionists and quash the criminal proceedings that are leveled against them and walk away scot-free. The Supreme Court reasoned that in light of the unfavorable order from the session court of the Ramnagaram Criminal Court and in light of the unfavorable appeal order from the High Court of Karnataka, that Nithyananda and his hoard of thugs don't have a case. Scram! Get the criminal trial started! Times up! It's been nearly eight years now.


UPON hearing the counsel the Court made the following
O R D E R
We do not find any reason to interfere with the order passed by the High Court.

The special leave petitions are dismissed.

However, it is made clear that the Trial Court will decide the matter without being influenced by the observation made in the impugned order.

Download the Order from the Supreme Court of India's Website


So, will Nithyananda's attorneys still bill their clients? We know that they are in it just for the charity to help an Divine Avatar out of a hot seat. Frankly, they didn't do anything, except stand their with their limbs blowing in the wind. It must be a long trip back to their five-star hotel. Pity. But, thank goodness for Inner Awakening fees. Today probably just costs less than seven participants. (7 x $15,000 = $105,000 - the cost of being a holy criminal.)

Sayonara, Sex Swami Nithyananda. You exhausted your final appeal. No more. Finished. You and the others must stand trial.

So, all eyes will be on this coming TUESDAY, 5 June 2018, where the framing of the charges begin. Nithyananda and the others must enter their please of 'guilty' or 'not guilty'. There can be no more appeals launched by the defendants. Next stop is a trial.


Hooray for Tuesday (especially, Tuesday 5 June 2018)

So, you sheltered ashramites in Bidadi, you better get your cardboard cutouts ready and your poopipadikas wiped clean. Because this is all that you're going to see of your beloved sex offender, Nastyananda, for that day and probably several days after that.

It will be hard to take, but the fake news that you were told to ignore just might be real.

But, the worst for you is yet to come...




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Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Monday, May 28, 2018

Nithyananda Loses High Court Appeal - Framing of the Charges to Begin


Nowhere to Go! Sex Swami Nithyananda and the Other Five Accused Scheduled to Start the Framing of the Charges Against Them

Good news! On May 16, 2018, the High Court of Karnataka under Judge RB Budihal soundly came out against Nithyananda and his cult.

Here is the ruling as posted in the High Court of Karnataka's website:

http://judgmenthck.kar.nic.in/judgmentsdsp/bitstream/123456789/216479/1/CRLRP211-18-16-05-2018.pdf

Nithyananda and the other five accused are just that much closer to their criminal trial. Justice will prevail.

We were not expecting this victory. We had serious doubts about the fairness of the recent court proceedings. After all, the presiding judge dismissed Lenin and Aarthi from the case back in March 2, 2018, in spite of the fact that they successfully petitioned the Supreme Court at least twice throughout the nearly eight years this case has been active. Their dismissal from the case was without warrant nor precedent. Sad.

Back to the Ruling of May 16, 2018. Judge RB Budihal ruled that there is enough evidence to start framing of the charges against Nithyananda and the other five accused. Judge RB Budihal also denied Nithyananda's claim to introduce 'new' and 'revised' evidence that Nithyananda's team created.

Of course, Nithyananda is expected to appeal this ruling to the Supreme Court of India. But, he can only buy time. It is unlikely that the Supreme Court of India will give any consideration to Nithyananda's arguments since both the High Court and the criminal trial court in Ramanagara Court ruled that Nithyananda and the other five accused should start the framing of the charges.

Another big benefit is that this ruling puts the burden to file the appeal on Nithyananda's legal team. Since Judge RB Budihal removed Aarthi and Lenin from the case, they cannot file the appeal if the ruling had been in Nithyananda's favor. That would have left only the State of Karnataka to file the appeal. If the state filed the appeal, then it might have the full resources available or the political will and the appeal could have been incomplete, incorrectly filed, late, etc., and a number of things could have gone horribly wrong. Now, Nithyananda has to file, and his argument is very, very, very weak. There's even a strong chance that the Supreme Court of India will deny hearing the case, since it has already ruled that the trial court should rule on the matter and that there should be no delay. Done!

It should be noted that Judge RB Budihal did allow one of the charges to be dropped against accused no. 2, Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami. These dropped charges are under section 212 IPC, which is harboring a fugitive. as you recall, Gopal Reddy Sheelum was caught along with a gang of Nithya Thugs when Nithyananda was arrested in April 2010. Out of all the thugs caught, only Gopal Relddy Sheelum, now a failed real estate broker in Florida, spend 53 days in the women's prison (yes, women's prison) along with, but in isolation to, Sex Swami Nithyananda. This dropping of the charges was not due to excellent legal represntation by that daft attorney, C.V. Nagesh. (Remember, it was C.V. Nagesh in the recent High Court of Karnataka sessions that gave us that special gift of changing the true-and-tried defense story that Nithyananda was no longer impotent and couldn't have sex to the new and revised story that all of Nithyananda's sex was consensual as per the sex contract. Like right.) The dropping of 212 IPC. was a revision that the Supreme Court had made. But no worries. Gopal Reddy Sheeul still can be tried for 120b of the IPC. 120b of the IPC is for criminal conspiracy that mandates a minimum of two years in prison and could be up to life in prison or even the death penalty. So, we expect to hear that Gopal Reddy Sheelum will have a lot more heart problems in the very near future. (As you recall, Gopal Reddy Sheelum skipped all the other mandated hearing appearances with the excuse that he had unsubstantiated heart surgery, which the Court is not buying.

Back to the trial court in Ramanagara Session Court on Monday, May 28, 2018. The Court had a session and demanded that Nithyananda and the other five accused be present. Only three of the six accused showed up. Of course, Gopal Reddy Sheelum used the true-and-tried heartache excuse. Not buying it. Accused no. 4, Mr. T. Dhanasekaran, Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ayya (if you remember him, he was the super-rich little troll with a beard that ran Sex Swami Nithyananda's brothel in Bididi. Officially, Ayya was the Secretary) wasn't there. Neither was his wife, Accused no. 6, Ms. D Jamunarani, a.k.a. Ma Sadhananda, whose was the co-signer to all of Nithyananda's sex contracts that obtained the 'consensual' consent for the Divine Pervert to abuse them. Saintly. Ma Sadhananda was alleged to be Nithyananda's FIRST ashramite, Ayya was no. 2, back in the early days. Now they spend their time far, far, far, away from the Avatar. Their loss. Now the reason for the three's absent is ill health. Gopal, accused no. 2, and Ma Sadhananda, accused no. 6, claim to be just too sick to attend. Loyal hubby, Ayya, had to be by his ailing wife's side and she probably projected vomit like the green pea soup scene in The Exorcist at the thought that a lengthy prison sentence is just a few weeks away. We suspect that Nithyananda's healer's certificate only works when you are a bonafide slave at the ashram and this certificate can and will be revoked at any time. We'll send them a get well card.

So, the Session Court in Ramanagara ordered all six accused to be in attendance on June 5, 2018. Dang, this is very inconvenient, for the Holy Tour Guide (Nithyananda) has freshly advertised another holy tour to Cambodia from June 3, to June 8, 2018. Will he abscond and have a money-making vacation (full of consensual sex, of course)? Stay tuned.

The June 5, 2018 hearing date is for the framing of the charges. So, it's serious folks. The Court's records indicate thaat it is not amused by the antics of Nithyananda's legal team. But, this could just be posturing.

Fresh off the press. The Deccan Herald just reported that Nithyananda's legal team, i.e. C.V. Nagesh, has approached the Supreme Court of India to appeal the High Court of Karnataka's ruling of May 16, 2018. The Supreme Court of India has agreed to hear the matter this Friday, June 1, 2018. So, this could be an up-and-down-and-back-at-the-session-court just in time for framing of the charges, which is now scheduled for Tuesday, June 5, 2018. Stay tuned!


Here are some of related news articles:

https://www.deccanherald.com/city/hc-refuses-discharge-nithya-5-others-rape-case-670807.html

http://www.newindianexpress.com/cities/bengaluru/2018/may/20/rape-case-setback-for-nithyananda-others-as-hc-dismisses-revision-pleas-1718038.html

http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/bangalore/hc-upholds-decision-to-frame-charges-against-nithyananda/article23937522.ece

The Hindu posted the story a second time:

http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/tp-national/tp-karnataka/hc-upholds-lower-court-ruling-against-nithyananda/article23940627.ece

https://www.thenewsminute.com/article/k-taka-hc-refuses-entertain-pleas-nithyananda-charges-be-framed-rape-case-81627

Just in:

https://www.deccanherald.com/state/nithyananda-moves-sc-seeks-discharge-rape-case-672219.html

So, this is a HUGE victory!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Dharma Wins! Cult Loses. Supreme Court of India Orders Crushing Defeat to Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult


Did the Supreme Court of India Ring the Final Death Knell of Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult? Doesn't Look Good for the 'Divine' Avatar. Court Rules Criminal Trial MUST Start IMMEDIATELY!

Jai Salami with Cheese, Cheese, Cheese Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Hey! Watch out! WATCH OUT! DUCK!

Graaah! Graaah?

MOVE! OR YOU WILL BE....


S P L A T ! ! !



The Supreme Court of India has weighed in on the motion before it,
and the other shoe has dropped on Mr. Nithyananda and the other accused criminals
like a ton of bricks. The Court threw the kitchen sink and the whole kitchen
at Sex Swami Nithyananda. Is Salami Nithyananda sunk?


Oopsie. A little too late. We tried to warn you, Sri Nithyananda. But, the Supreme Court of India just dropped a bombshell on you, Divine Avatar of Tar and the other accused. Ouch! Oh, Salamander Nithyananda, are you OK?

From what we gather, the Court today, Tuesday, December 5, 2017, has ruled the following:

  • Nithyananda's criminal trial must start now! (No more monkey-business delay tactics Nithyananda and his hired gun have used to successfully delay his trial)

  • The criminal trial court must follow the law as established from the case of The State Of Orissa vs Debendra Nath Padhi Basically, this case says no more wasting time and trying to confuse the issues with 'evidence' that is self-produced from pure B.S.

  • The criminal trial court must consider evidence according to charge sheet, not outside of it

  • The accused, that's Sex Swami Nithyananda and the other five thugs, cannot compel the criminal trial court to look into self-serving evidence. This includes B.S. like Nithyananda's self-conducted impotency tests, medical records he claims to have illegally obtained, bogus forensic reports he go from firms that would say anything at the right price, etc. ALL OUT!

  • The criminal trial court may look at additional evidence that is not disputed by the prosecution or the victim. Fat chance, there Sex Swami Nithyananda for rigging the trial before it begins

Geez, Mr. Nithyananda, and this all happened on December 7th! Say, isn't that Pearl Harbor Day? A day of infamy?


Nithyananda and his cult lose the Supreme Court hearing on December 7,
2017. "A date which will live in infamy" (for Nithyananda & his cult).


How could the the Supreme Court ever make a ruling like that, Sri Nithyananda? Say, you don't suppose that they are followers of your arch rival, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar? Why he isn't even enlightened! Well, at least that's what you told all your ashramites back in 2006. We bet he's put some spell on the Supreme Court of India so that he can scoop up your divine tantric playground in Bidadi. Yes, that must be it. No other explanation.


Hmmmm, Sri Nithyananda. This shouldn't be a problem for you, Mr. Nithyanadna. NOt at all. After all, your the best Kala Bhairava imitator on YouTube. Why with just a few likes from your ten million followers, the Supreme Court should be on its knees begging to touch your divine lotus petals on your feet. Shouldn't they?

But what if the Supreme Court of India really is deep in Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's camp? Memorized! Then what?

The deluge on Sri Nithyananda and his cult is about to break the long
drought.  Will Sex Swami Nithyananda be washed up?


Not to fear, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda. Behind every menacing storm cloud that could flood an entire nation, there's a silver lining. Isn't there?

After giving this a little thought, this Supreme Court ruling is actually very good news! This ruling ensures that the trial goes forward and that you, Oh (de)Greating One, Nithyananda, can prove your innocence once and for all. No longer will these baseless accusations be hanging over your head. Isn't that true, Sri Nithyananda? This is exactly what that truthful scholar and learned man, Mr. Rajiv Malhotra said in his very insightful article. Now, some anti-Hindu elements out there have called Sri Rajiv Malhotra the Anti-Christ of Hinduism, but we think that he is a man worthy of your divine grace. He, like you, only speaks the Truth. Bless his little pointy heart, if we can ever find it. Yes, Mr. Rajiv Malhotra's insights laid the seven-year delay to a speedy trial squarely on the Lenin and Aarti. According to him, it's all their fault. So, now this delay has ended. Hooray! We'll be rooting for you. For sures.

And, make sure that you, Divine Avatar of Tar, understand this. These recent events with Supreme Court have nothing, absolutely nothing to do with the videos that Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. No connection. Nada. Nol. Zip. Just pure coincidence.

As soon as we get hold of the ruling, we will post it here. Stay tuned.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show


For more screen captures of Nithyananda & Ranjita's Sleaze Video, scroll down!


Nithyananda & Ranjita sex sleaze video; Playing footsie. Sex Swami Nithyananda demonstrates to Ranjitha that when tantra is executed correctly, the base of the third leg awakening will be perpendicular and will protrude about one foot up.
Playing footsie.
Sex Swami Nithyananda demonstrates to Ranjitha that when tantra is executed correctly,
the tip of the third leg awakening will be perpendicular and will protrude about one foot up.

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Sex Swami & Ranjitha (Nithyananda Moyi) Demonstrate How Far Can Too Far Go in their Sleaze Video?
Jai Parmesan Cheese, Cheese, Cheese with (phony) Bologna Nithyananda Salami with Rye Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember, Oh Grate (for the cheese) One that in our last blog post we showed the world how easy it is to make fake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud videos within minutes by using the special video software called ewwSleaze-O-Matic? Why of course you, Porkananda Nithyananda, do. We just posted it two days ago. "Rrrrrbbrraaa Raha Raha Rrrrrbbrraaa". Gee, we don't need our Gruntanese translator to know that we're wrong. You, Oh Holy Rolling Bolly, Nithyananda, here's the post since you need a refresher. (Geez, only two days and he forgets. Must be the stress of the upcoming Supreme Court hearing.)

See more pic!

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video


Shucks, Sri Nithyananda, that ewwSleaze-O-Matic software sure churned out picture after picture that we all know is fake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud. But, after seven years the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab came out to say that it was you, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda and failed film star, Ranjitha. Gees, seven year? Authentic? We know, Sri Nithyananda, they must all be in Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's camp. No other explanation. The little conman has been eyeing your property since 2010. We need to put a stop to him. It will be the ruin of your greatness, Mr. Nithyananda.

Anyway, the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software came with an update. It says that we need to change the formula in order to make more ake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud videos of you, Nastyananda, and your tantric side kick, Ranjitha. This update says we need to substitute the picture of Wily E Coyote with Pinocchio. That doesn't make sense. There's no comparison. One was a little stick of a boy with protruding parts known for telling tall tales and making a jackass out himself. Then on the other hand, Pinocchio.... OK, we digress. Let's just stick in one picture of Pinocchio.


Wile E Coyote out. Pinocchio in. No resemblance at all to Sex Swami Nithyananda.


Then the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software suggests that we add one picture of a snake from your ashram, the Bidadi Dhyanapeetam Fund House (or House of Horror - depending on which stream that Sex Swami sends his newly enlisted slaves to). Gee, Salami Nithyananda, the snakes in your ashram or dangerous. This is not an easy job to get a picture of one. First, these snakes have yellow bellies and are cloaked in saffron. Nothing like you, Oh Great Mr. Nithyananda. These snakes slither around and are known for magic. They make other people's hard earn money disappear. Then any record that this money has disappeared also vanishes. Then these snakes make families disappear and souls trapped deep in their dark snake holes. Sorry. Different type of hole, Salamander Nithyananda. And, although these snakes look harmless enough on YouTube and on your websites, their venom is slow but lethal. Victims of one of these snake bites forgets their families, their careers, their finances, the lives... even their names are forgotten. Scary. This might take a while, Mr. Nithyananda.

Oh, lucky us! We found one right there lurking in the dark corners of your website.



The ever allusive Dhyanapeetam snake found only in the dark corners
of Swami Nithyananda's ashram. Looks harmless and docile, but is known
to put its victims into an induced comatose stupor for years.


OK, Sri Nithyananda, let's load up the new images into the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software and see the changes. Shall we? OK, let's press the start button.
Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap Hisssssssss Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap Hisssssssss

Wow! ewwSleaze-O-Matic software now makes a hissing sound. Must be the snake. And here's the results!

Gee, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, the results sure look authentic again! But, this time, the screen shots look even sleazier than the first batch. Why look!


NOTE to Readers. Download these pictures, immediately share them on social media, and repost them to other sites.


Nithyananda's cult will work hard to get these pictures taken down!


Click on picture to see LARGE high-res photo (save large photos)


Nithyananda's special tantra. More than just a handful.

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Traveling tantric hand works a very large canvas.

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Healing hand in action. Travels to the anahata (heart) chakra
to do a tantric energy transfer

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No need to conduct those potency tests. Sex Swami Nithyananda has it
well in hand. The master and disciple perform
the multiple hand energy transfer from
cheek to cheek. A bumpy road to enlightenment indeed.

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It's a stretch. Tantric student, Ranjitha, demonstrates the unclutching
energy loop technique with her tantric master, Nithyananda.

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That TV program must sure be interesting.
Just another tantric session for sex guru, Nithyananda,
as he displays his ability to channel surf while dispelling ancient
tantric knowledge to his disciple, Ranjitha.

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How do you like them apples? Tantric disciple,
Ranjitha, while deep in prayers of gratitude, bows to her
guru, Swami Nithyananda.

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Something hilarious on TV? Ranjitha's sincere prayers and
deep, deep, deep submission to her tantric master, Nithyananda,
hit the sweet spot. Heaven.

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Bad hair. A sign of success. All those night-long trantric sessions can
sure wreak havoc with the master's personal hygiene.

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All greased up and ready to go. Priming the body for another tantra
session. Snake oil applied over snake oil.

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Pill time. Tantra requires stamina as sex guru Nithyananda and his disciple,
Ranjitha, are well aware of. These will make you feel perky again.

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Rise and shine. A little bit of yoga mixes in with tantra. Flexibility is key
to get into those special tantric positions.

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Legs cocked and in position. A full view of the tantra-yoga-leg fusion.

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Seconds later, tantric master, Nithyananda, pops those energy pills
to sustain his next session with Ranjitha.

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It's nothing. Only a hidden camera inside of an air freshener. Let's deal
with it later.

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Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you and Ranjitha sure do demonstrate the correct techniques for tantra. But, how far must true seekers go before they reach enlightenment?

Perhaps the answer lies with a little song by The Cramps?

How Far Can Too Far Go with Tantra from Nithyananda & Ranjitha?



To be continued...



Want to see more pics?

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show (you are here)

Part 3: Ranjitha & Sex Swami Nithyananda Sleaze Video Picture Show (coming soon)



Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.