In His Own Words, Nithyananda Swami Comments about the Arrest of Ma Pranapriya, and Ma Priyatattva and the Future of His Cult Nation, (the nonexistent) Kailaasa in Exile
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, wow. Did you see all that fake news out there? Ngrrrraba. Ngrrrraba. Oui! Oh, dear Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, our Grunteneese translator says you can't get enough of watching all about you. Gee, you say that you're in samadhi in the Himalaya Mountains, but you plugged into the news and able to live broadcast your never-ending lectures all over the internet. Technology! It's even more amazing than you, oh, (de)grating one, Nithyananda.
OK, we better get your side of the story out in a hurry! Oh, lucky us, you got an hour-long YouTube video out complete with your Jafarananda snake staff. Wait a minute, we thought Ma Nithya Jnanatmananda Swamini was your chief of staff. She's a snake alright. But that's not her in the video. Just way too thin. And, it doesn't hiss.
We want to get your word out so that everyone will know that you, Porkananda, and your cult are not child-abusing, sexual harassing, serial raping, defrauding, money-milking, religious hijacking, brainwashing, thug-bruising, violent cult. After watching your video, we're convinced! We will add our comments later, but let's hear it in your own words. And, we're sure that all our loyal readers, Mr. Nithyananda, will be so convinced and swayed, that they will all give you a big thumbs up just as you, oh grated one, deserve.
Stay tuned, we will have plenty of comments to add. For now, you can leave your comments below.
And, don't worry a bit there, Sex Swami Nithyananda, we downloaded the video for safe-keeping just in case all the auntie and uncle conspiracists take down your video and make it private.
Oh, what a joyful day! We get to watch your hour-long video, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, and listen to your charming voice a second time! A real pleasure. Right off, we see that you lost some weight and that your beard is nicely trimmed. Is it because Ranjitha doesn't know how to cook? Or all the exercise that you're doing from all the sex you're getting while you pass the time in your pseudo-cave at some five-star hotel in Ecuador? Or is the local Taco Bell just not up to your high standards? Oh, it's the stress from all the worrying. Did you wipe your computer clean of all the naked images of the underaged children you made them send you yet? That's a lot of work! We know, Sri Nithyananda, you should read your book, Guaranteed Solutions for Sex, Fear, Worry, Etc. Did you really write it yourself? It might help you during these troubling times.
We have a question, Nithyananda. Are all those rudraksha beads heavy? And that chandelier-quality bling? It might be hard to keep your back straight or are you just naturally crooked?
Back to your video. Yup, the same prayer that you insert your name over Lord Shiva's name. True and tried. And your classic crocodile grin. @1:58 OK, your Kailaasa nation has no territory or border because it is in a spiritual place because you have no land. And, you will later ask for land anywhere even though Kailaasa is in the Universe and Cosmos. @3:34 And, since you, Salamendar Nithyananda, have to function within the law within the nation that the organization is registered. And, then you go on to say that years ago that you have 'disconnected' from even the Indian laws that your hellholes in India are registered. So you admit that you ignore all the Indian laws for years and that you operate as an outlaw. Cool. James Dean would be proud of you. That's quite a self-disclosure, Mr. Nithyananda. Are the authorities listening?
@4:02 Gee, Nithyananda, you say that you completely withdrew and that you gave away all your land to the trust and not part of any organization and not legally bound to anything. Answerable to no one except you. Cool. So no extradition treaty can drag you away, because you were asleep at the time and a spiritual visionary @5:42. So, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, you're no longer a self-proclaimed Paramahamsa? Shocking. And, @6:00 you start batting your eyes not because you're lying but you are letting all your devotees know that you will still like to practice tantra with them. Such a flirt!
Then some shifty edits occur as you took a break for more tantra and came back and claim @6:40 you claim that you are a "peace-loving, happy, blissful (HOLD THAT THOUGHT) Hindu organization (that is) practicing authentic Vedic organic Hinduism in whichever country that Hindus are allowed to live and practice their religion". So, why don't you, Nithyananda, move back to India and reset up shop there?
@8:10 you state that you're only interest is to do spiritual work and initiate people into living enlightenment (at $15,000 USD a pop). A real renunciant.
@8:20 "In spite of all these ferocious, aggressive, vengeful attack(s) going on me (me-me-me) and our sangha all over the world, I'm only concerned that atma linga has reached to all our ashrams and branches (which you publicly renounced), so that I can do my atma linga process (a.k.a. smokescreen for ghost worship) and initiate people. That's all I was concerned." And, then you, Sri Nithyananda, go on to say @8:50 that this process will happen even though there are all these people attacking you to make sure that the atma lingas don't reach the ashrams on time. Is that your biggest concern right now, Mr. Nithyananda? Really? That's quite noble of you. @9:20 Rest assured, no one can stop you and your noble cause of initiation. What a relief.
@9:30 you, Jafarananda, promise to give a piece of the atma linga to every one of you (clowns still holed in Nithyananda's hell holes) so that the initiation process can begin. Wow. Brilliant. You, Oh Great One, found a way to keep your brainwashed followers waiting at your ashram. How do you, Sri Nithyananda, keep a bunch of morons in deep, deep, deep suspense? Just wait until the atma lingas arrive. Soon. Very soon. Maybe next week if we're lucky.
Wow. @9:50 you, Avatar of Tar, reassure that you have given up everything! Your ashrams. Your bank accounts with over $6 million USD. Everything. Say, didn't you state this before in 2010 and 2012? And after your impotency test in 2014? It seems like each time that you, Sri Nithyananda, are in trouble, you come up with the same storyline. But, this time, we believe you. We know that you are going to give up all that property, wealth, money, and possessions just to help save the world. Yup. Can we know why there are Google Ads tacked on to your video? Do you want us to click them and miss your words of wisdom?
@10:20, all you, Sri Nithyananda, need is a huge diety to stare at. Nothing else. A blowup doll won't do. And, forget yourself and be in samadhi. Say, Nithyananda, in 2010 after the scandal broke and you were explaining what happened in the video with Ranjitha, didn't you state as an excuse that you were under samadhi? Will this be the same samadhi? Well, then, perhaps a blowup doll will suffice. Just pucker up and add hot air. No shortage of that.
@11:48 you go on to say about your first commitment. To be available to Paramashiva is to be available to receive His blessings. But, wait a minute, Mr. Nithyananda, we thought that you said that you were Paramashiva as well as Kal Bhairav, Maha Kali, and just about any other deity that you can think of? So, you are making yourself available to yourself? We don't get it. (Hold that thought.)
So, what about the recent arrests and rescues at your (now defunct) gurukul in Gujarat? Oh, at @14:00 you, Mr. Nithyananda, explain that people are afraid of your super-conscious mutants and projected their fear. So, it's all those police, cheated parents, and media are at fault for not understanding that only enlightened children can take beatings, sleep deprivation, food withdrawal, forced meditation in confined spaces, and creating lots of fake social media accounts and then enticing people to part $15K USD for your enlightenment courses? After all, these are super-conscious underaged mutants with extraordinary powers that we're dealing with. Not exactly ordinary human beings.
@14:00 You say that we will not do anything bad. Relief. Kidnapping, abusing, exploiting, beating, and sexing minors is only good for the world. Right? We now understand. Only love and compassion. That's it.
@15:00 You, Mr. Nithyananda, say that you only found out about this whole attack against your gurukul (which you have publicly renounced) AFTER watching the video (just like all of us). We're glad to know that no one is calling you and disturbing your samadhi. We're especially glad now that the police have confiscated the phones and notebook computers at the gurukul. No tracing whatsoever. But, wait, didn't you, Pornomahasa Nithyananda, say that you can see everything through the same cookbook of powers that you promised to transfer if someone forks over $15K USD for one of your enlightenment courses? Do these powers work any more? At least for you? But, now you have to get your knowledge through YouTube. Hmmmm. This might be a tough sell for your next online program in December. That's just around the corner.
Then @15:30, you blame all of the kids losing their supernatural powers on eating the outside food that they were forced to eat. Does that explain why you lost your supernatural powers to know and see everything?
Not to worry, anyone. @16:12, Sex Swami Nithyananda, you assure that you can reinitiate any of your kids their powers if they lost any powers. Just keep on waiting. But, will you be able to do that for yourself? Obviously, there's a need. Then @16:35, you, Mr. Nithyananda, go on to challenge the legal authority of 'force-feeding' the gurukul kids with outside food. Good call. Now if they are detained, the little kiddies will go on a hunger strike, but based on the well-known malnourishment at your ashrams, they already have.
@17:20, now you, Mr. Nithyananda, blame the legal structure in India and refer how in 2010 that you were arrested for rape when there was not one victim. But, there was one victim that came forward. So, same thing. You, Nithyananda, think that no crime has been committed but there was a crime committed, perhaps many crimes committed, but you won't acknowledge that perhaps because your lawyer said to keep your mouth shut, which is impossible. This gets rather confusing to us.
@20:45, You, (de)grating one, explain that your arrest in 2010 was an attempt to poison you. A true victim. Assassination attempt with heavy metal! wow. Was it Deep Purple? Now, it was blue kerosene, the kerosene allocated to the poor, which you must have bought at a discount to 'cleanse' yourself. Gee, Nithyananda, we thought ghee was the proper stuff to poor in a fire ritual. Not kerosene.
Yes, you're right, Sri Nithyananda. @21:45 you state in India, no one is answerable. Correct. How long have you been absconding? Over 19 months now. When will we get to hear your side of the story sworn under oath? You say that you have so much evidence of assassination attempts on you. Please, please, please, get these out in court now. The rape case against you will be dismissed for sure!
@21:16, you, protective father on earth, give an appropriate disclaimer that your 'sons and daughters' that once attended your gurukul are not your biological 'sons and daughters' to spare them of a DNA test. Cool. So, how many kids out there that are not in the gurukul did your father? We bet they can fill a minivan. Maybe a whole bus full. So glad that you publicly renounced them all. Should you really say 'my' and 'mine' anymore? We're confused.
Then you, Mr. Nithyananda, make a huge disclosure @23:30. "All kids cannot be trained to lie." Wow. Then only some kids can be trained to lie. Those are the ones you want to invite up to your bedroom.
@24:53 the conspiracy plan is revealed. [LONG pause for a BIG smile. Pan left to right.] The first step was to separate you from the sangha. Hmmm, didn't you run away after the framing of the charges? Then, constant assassination attempts. Yup, you said that already. And, the 'gang', you mean police? 'sitting' inside the campus. Tragic. Oh, these infiltrators have committed crimes and then try to blame you. Diabolic! Then spreading media abuse! Just like that Nithyananda Truth website and Nithyananda Truth Facebook profile? They are spreading lies and false news for sure. And, then @26:46 initiating witch-hunting investigations, which led to these administrators (henchwomen) being arrested and forced to confess through torture to the crimes that never ever happened, even if the evidence on the computers confirms this. And, then these so-called 'victims' are forced to implicate you, Nithyananda, to the crimes that did not happen but are supported with evidence, which was probably planted by the infiltrators. It's very clear to us now. Conspiracy. 100 percent.
@28:25 you, Nithyananda, claim that the gang is using Ma Nithya Tattvapriyananda and Ma Nithyananditha (the missing sisters) as a weapon to file false cases against you. So, that totally justifies kidnapping and keeping them from their heartbroken parents. And, you said that not all kids can be trained to lie, but maybe some can be trained to lie, can this explain why you forced Ma Nithya Tattvapriyananda and Ma Nithyananditha to make contradicting and revised statements about how their own parents are criminals and about their parent's friends who tried to rape them? Shocking. But, seriously, Nithyananda, you should get them to make up a believable story the first time so that they don't have to revise it. This is the true art of lying, which you, Defender of the Truth, are such a master of it.
After a heavy sigh, @30:02, you, Nithyananda thank Ma Pranapriya and Ma Priyatattva's parents and family for standing tall (and being arrested and taking the bullet [or arrow] for you, Nithyananda). Nithyananda, you then say that Kal Bhairav (not you) will protect my kids, (but not biological kids, who are full adults and will be tried as adults, but you have publically renounced them and everything else earlier). Nithyananda, you go on to say, "They are taking it on their chest for me." Well, that wouldn't be the first time. You are a true guru! So important that your disciples need to take the fall so you can still continue your live streaming and marketing initiatives to get as many cash-paying participants to the next $15,000 USD enlightenment program this December. True selfless sacrifice. Will you be sending catered food to the local jail? Pizza perhaps?
@31:15 after another long sigh, you, Sex Swami Nithyananda, tell everyone in your sangha to be grateful forever to Ma Pranapriya and Ma Priyatattva. Then @31:10 tell that these two jailbirds will be deified in all your temples (which you publicly renounced) with marble statues. Wow. Normally it costs a cool one million dollars to be deified by you, but just for going to jail for five days and taking the heat off of you, they too can be forever remembered. Say, Nithyananda, didn't you promise the LA ashramites in 2006 that you will deify them with big marble statues and that everyone will be worshiping them? How many of those original ashramites are still with you? Bhaktananda Swami, a.k.a. Gopal Reddy Sheelum? He shared the women's prison with you for 53 days in 2010 and is also Accused no. 2 (A-2), remember? Well, he was hawking real estate now acting as a consultant for Oracle while he tries not to be extradited. Siva Vallabhaneni and Ragani Vallabhaneni, A-3 and A-5? Siva's career is over and Ragani is wasting away from cancer. Did you offer in healing energy to your original madam? All the other L.A. Ashramite left you long ago, except for Ma Praba and Ma Shantananda, a.k.a. Suman Kris. Both are still stuck and looking very frumpy. Beyond middle age. Will you at least keep your word and deify them too?
@34.24, Nithyananda, you make a pitch for your devotees to donate a few acres of land so you can build a new ashram since you renounced all your old ashrams. But, this might be a tough sell, because all your devotees now know that you will probably renounce this ashram too, which will nullify their enlightenment certificate that you gave in exchange for this land donation. But, then you set up a condition where you, Old Truthful One, will not be harassed or abused. Hmmm. That's a pretty tight list. No one is presently occupying Antarctica, except for those penguin watchers. We know that you have been banned from entering the United States. Blame Ma Praba on that one. Where, Nithyananda? Can you be a pioneer to Mars? Other than Antarctica and Mars, we're out of ideas. Perhaps the bottom of the sea? You can build an aquatic dome and live amongst the squids and denizens of the deep.
At 35:42, Nithyananda, you give some great scare tactics about how much time and money it takes to battle in the courts with the current legal system. How many cases did you, Sri Nithyananda, file against Lenin and Aarthi? About 60 total? Yes, if anyone knows about burning donated money and wasting it year after year is you. Well put. An authority in the matter. Yes, Nithyananda, since you ran away from the country it makes it even harder to bring you to justice. Finding the right lawyer and making the lawyer understand the case takes a lot of time. True, those lawyers will get a windfall as they bill by the hour just to become updated on the case. Who does that for your organization (that you have publically renounced)? Of course, it's Ma Achalananda Swamini, the inhuman barracuda lady. Nasty. You can live under the sea with her too.
Then you go on to the attack by the media, which is only interested in eyeballs and profit. True and tried.
@40:15, you give out your location that you are in the Himalayas. Must be cold in the Himalayas this time of year, late November. Why are you, Nithyananda, wearing a shirt and half-dressed like the tropics? Must be all that fire meditation that you've been practicing. And, what reliable and fast internet connection there is in the Himalayas. Must be beamed by satellite. No need to search Ecuador or Trinidad. You, Oh, Truthful One, are in the Himalayas. We have your word on that.
@42:50, Nithyananda, you say, "I want to assure you very clearly, we will only practice very puuuuuuuure, absolute, time-test, foolproof Vedic, organic Hindu traditions. We will not do anything (that is) violating human rights, violating the social standards of human rights. We will not do anything illegal, immoral, wrong things. We just want a peaceful atmosphere where the spiritual practice of Hinduism and continue where me and the gurukul balasants can stay... safely."..... with the exception of child beating, child pornography, child abuse, forced labor, poor food, sleep deprivation, and occasional room service in your private quarters, Nithyananda. That's pretty straightforward. And, at 42:29, a big blue banner with large white font flashes to email: registrar@kailaasa.org (operators are standing by.) Yes, Sri Nithyananda, that's the only permanent solution. Give you a few acres of land where you can practice your special brand of spirituality that would lead to arrests in any other nation on earth. Cool.
@44:15, you, Mr. Nithyanadna, have great news! Your body is overflowing with energy and the highest power manifestation that will be able to initiate people to levitation, manifestation of powers, and next-level powers, whatever those might be. Falling coconuts off of shaking hands? Yeah, that levitation stunt in 2011 didn't exactly work so well. But, this time with all that energy and power, it will be a cinch!
@45:38, you, Jafarananda, state that Kal Bhairav (not you) is protecting us. But, you, great chameleon, always said that you were Kal Bhairav. Once again, we do know who is doing what? Are you are are you not just a Kal Bhairav imitator?
@47:01, You, Salami Nithyananda, claim that you are being attacked by Hindu phobia people and also being attacked by another group who suffer from Hindu-nation phobia. Just like that, you, Avatar of Tar, have doubled your enemies with just one slur of the tongue. A miracle!
But, you're right, Sri Nithyananda. These are not their enemies. Their enemy is criminal behavior, and what they think that you have done to those children will never be acceptable anywhere. In their eyes, punishment awaits sexual predators that abuse, exploit, and harm children. These are their enemies. You need to convince them that you are only doing good. That's a tough sell, but we know that you can do it. Perhaps.
@51:01 you, Sri Nithyananda, sound like Richard M. Nixon. "I did not commit any crime." And then you said, "I am not afraid of anybody."
Really, not afraid of anybody? Then why did you hire bodyguards to stay outside of your LA Ashram dwelling, No. 5, ten years ago when this blog just started? Were you that afraid of the blogger and his snark would somehow enter your third eye during your sleep? That sounds like a good way to spend donated money to protect the best Kal Bhairav imitator on YouTube from the blogger; that's you, Sri Nithyananda.
@52:26 you, Great Peacemaker, say, "I want all the devotees to know that when we are attacked, we should be ferocious. After winning the game, we should be humble. That is the definition of living enlightenment."
Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you just went on and on and on about how peaceful and law-abiding you are. You keep saying how we are attacked. So, your devotees should ditch the peaceful part out and start being ferocious. That sounds a little precocious. And, perhaps a bit pernicious. Almost vicious. So, what do you expect your living enlightenment graduates to do now that you're under attack for assassination attacks, false cases, arresting, poisoning, character assault, chopping up your body, and more? Fight fire with fire? That's how we take it.
Oh, you will fight back with double satsungs every day. One in English and one in Tamil. Boy, that internet connection in the Himalayas has a wide bandwidth. Reliable too. @56:00 so glad to hear that you are safe, in spiritual bliss, healthy, and in samadhi, while your administrators are going to jail for you. We will sleep well at night now. And, you finally let on about your weight loss secret. You're not eating. So your body is very happy. That's great to hear! Have you considered sewing up your mouth to help you meet your eating objectives? If more is better, then we think that you will be in absolute bliss. Just a thought.
Wow, since 2002 you, Porkananda, have been under attack. That's quite a track record. Then you go on to say @101:45 that the reason that you are still alive is that you have great work to do. All the deities under the sun want you alive and that they are all protecting you and sangha (which you publicly renounced.) Yes, you have big contributions to give to the world (which you also have publicly renounced). We cannot imagine how important this is.
@103:20 more praise to Nithyananda's gurukul balasants (which Nithyananda publicly renounced). You, Nithyananda, said that they are proving that you are manifestations of Parmashiva. Hats off to them. But, Salamander Nithyananda, will they still snitch on you if they police haul them away?
@1:04:40 you clarify that you, Nithyananda, do not communicate with anyone from the ashram (which you publicly renounced) other during the public satsang. Of course, Sri Nithyananda, you already told us that you got the news from watching the video clips on the internet. So, we believe you. Otherwise, you are just in samadhi and not communicating with the world, with the exception of the videos you confessed to watching in your spare time.
@106:03, you, Sex Swami Nithyananda, make one last dig at the implants that are at your campus (which you publicly renounced). Wow. Didn't you pick these out yourself?
Say, Nithyananda, didn't you and your enlightened officers hand select, initiate, placed, inserted, and promoted these so-called implants yourselves? We heard that the true shape of these implants is only visible inside your bedroom. Who will be checking and rooting them out now that you are gone? You need someone with a firm grasp on the situation. You, Great Avatar of Tar, can scan people over the internet and taught your close disciples how to do this especially when they give a small donation of $10K USD, but when it comes to your own backyard (which you publicly renounced), you don't know what the flip is going on. Is this because of more bad pizza? Poison? Head trauma? Too much tantra?
Say that everything will be OK because we want to believe in you! Please! OK, we are protected by Kal Bhairav. We won, we are winning in the present, and we will win in the future. Great! Will there be a prize or at least a trophy? We can't wait.
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Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, wow. Did you see all that fake news out there? Ngrrrraba. Ngrrrraba. Oui! Oh, dear Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, our Grunteneese translator says you can't get enough of watching all about you. Gee, you say that you're in samadhi in the Himalaya Mountains, but you plugged into the news and able to live broadcast your never-ending lectures all over the internet. Technology! It's even more amazing than you, oh, (de)grating one, Nithyananda.
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| Nithyananda's sanyasi, now dressed in red civilian clothes, correctly point out with fever about the 'fake' news about Nithyananda and his cult. |
OK, we better get your side of the story out in a hurry! Oh, lucky us, you got an hour-long YouTube video out complete with your Jafarananda snake staff. Wait a minute, we thought Ma Nithya Jnanatmananda Swamini was your chief of staff. She's a snake alright. But that's not her in the video. Just way too thin. And, it doesn't hiss.
We want to get your word out so that everyone will know that you, Porkananda, and your cult are not child-abusing, sexual harassing, serial raping, defrauding, money-milking, religious hijacking, brainwashing, thug-bruising, violent cult. After watching your video, we're convinced! We will add our comments later, but let's hear it in your own words. And, we're sure that all our loyal readers, Mr. Nithyananda, will be so convinced and swayed, that they will all give you a big thumbs up just as you, oh grated one, deserve.
Nithyananda's Kailaasa, the Lawless Nonexistent Nation of Violent Criminals, Sex Predators, Swindlers, Tax Cheats, & Child-beating Absconding Abusers
Stay tuned, we will have plenty of comments to add. For now, you can leave your comments below.
And, don't worry a bit there, Sex Swami Nithyananda, we downloaded the video for safe-keeping just in case all the auntie and uncle conspiracists take down your video and make it private.
Oh, what a joyful day! We get to watch your hour-long video, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, and listen to your charming voice a second time! A real pleasure. Right off, we see that you lost some weight and that your beard is nicely trimmed. Is it because Ranjitha doesn't know how to cook? Or all the exercise that you're doing from all the sex you're getting while you pass the time in your pseudo-cave at some five-star hotel in Ecuador? Or is the local Taco Bell just not up to your high standards? Oh, it's the stress from all the worrying. Did you wipe your computer clean of all the naked images of the underaged children you made them send you yet? That's a lot of work! We know, Sri Nithyananda, you should read your book, Guaranteed Solutions for Sex, Fear, Worry, Etc. Did you really write it yourself? It might help you during these troubling times.
We have a question, Nithyananda. Are all those rudraksha beads heavy? And that chandelier-quality bling? It might be hard to keep your back straight or are you just naturally crooked?
Back to your video. Yup, the same prayer that you insert your name over Lord Shiva's name. True and tried. And your classic crocodile grin. @1:58 OK, your Kailaasa nation has no territory or border because it is in a spiritual place because you have no land. And, you will later ask for land anywhere even though Kailaasa is in the Universe and Cosmos. @3:34 And, since you, Salamendar Nithyananda, have to function within the law within the nation that the organization is registered. And, then you go on to say that years ago that you have 'disconnected' from even the Indian laws that your hellholes in India are registered. So you admit that you ignore all the Indian laws for years and that you operate as an outlaw. Cool. James Dean would be proud of you. That's quite a self-disclosure, Mr. Nithyananda. Are the authorities listening?
@4:02 Gee, Nithyananda, you say that you completely withdrew and that you gave away all your land to the trust and not part of any organization and not legally bound to anything. Answerable to no one except you. Cool. So no extradition treaty can drag you away, because you were asleep at the time and a spiritual visionary @5:42. So, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, you're no longer a self-proclaimed Paramahamsa? Shocking. And, @6:00 you start batting your eyes not because you're lying but you are letting all your devotees know that you will still like to practice tantra with them. Such a flirt!
Then some shifty edits occur as you took a break for more tantra and came back and claim @6:40 you claim that you are a "peace-loving, happy, blissful (HOLD THAT THOUGHT) Hindu organization (that is) practicing authentic Vedic organic Hinduism in whichever country that Hindus are allowed to live and practice their religion". So, why don't you, Nithyananda, move back to India and reset up shop there?
@8:10 you state that you're only interest is to do spiritual work and initiate people into living enlightenment (at $15,000 USD a pop). A real renunciant.
@8:20 "In spite of all these ferocious, aggressive, vengeful attack(s) going on me (me-me-me) and our sangha all over the world, I'm only concerned that atma linga has reached to all our ashrams and branches (which you publicly renounced), so that I can do my atma linga process (a.k.a. smokescreen for ghost worship) and initiate people. That's all I was concerned." And, then you, Sri Nithyananda, go on to say @8:50 that this process will happen even though there are all these people attacking you to make sure that the atma lingas don't reach the ashrams on time. Is that your biggest concern right now, Mr. Nithyananda? Really? That's quite noble of you. @9:20 Rest assured, no one can stop you and your noble cause of initiation. What a relief.
@9:30 you, Jafarananda, promise to give a piece of the atma linga to every one of you (clowns still holed in Nithyananda's hell holes) so that the initiation process can begin. Wow. Brilliant. You, Oh Great One, found a way to keep your brainwashed followers waiting at your ashram. How do you, Sri Nithyananda, keep a bunch of morons in deep, deep, deep suspense? Just wait until the atma lingas arrive. Soon. Very soon. Maybe next week if we're lucky.
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| Nithyananda's faithful now has a reason to stay put in his ashrams. This is only a test. |
Wow. @9:50 you, Avatar of Tar, reassure that you have given up everything! Your ashrams. Your bank accounts with over $6 million USD. Everything. Say, didn't you state this before in 2010 and 2012? And after your impotency test in 2014? It seems like each time that you, Sri Nithyananda, are in trouble, you come up with the same storyline. But, this time, we believe you. We know that you are going to give up all that property, wealth, money, and possessions just to help save the world. Yup. Can we know why there are Google Ads tacked on to your video? Do you want us to click them and miss your words of wisdom?
@10:20, all you, Sri Nithyananda, need is a huge diety to stare at. Nothing else. A blowup doll won't do. And, forget yourself and be in samadhi. Say, Nithyananda, in 2010 after the scandal broke and you were explaining what happened in the video with Ranjitha, didn't you state as an excuse that you were under samadhi? Will this be the same samadhi? Well, then, perhaps a blowup doll will suffice. Just pucker up and add hot air. No shortage of that.
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| Smile for Nithyananda! All he needs is you to gaze upon. |
@11:48 you go on to say about your first commitment. To be available to Paramashiva is to be available to receive His blessings. But, wait a minute, Mr. Nithyananda, we thought that you said that you were Paramashiva as well as Kal Bhairav, Maha Kali, and just about any other deity that you can think of? So, you are making yourself available to yourself? We don't get it. (Hold that thought.)
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| Sex Swami Nithyananda is always committed to himself. |
@14:00 You say that we will not do anything bad. Relief. Kidnapping, abusing, exploiting, beating, and sexing minors is only good for the world. Right? We now understand. Only love and compassion. That's it.
@15:00 You, Mr. Nithyananda, say that you only found out about this whole attack against your gurukul (which you have publicly renounced) AFTER watching the video (just like all of us). We're glad to know that no one is calling you and disturbing your samadhi. We're especially glad now that the police have confiscated the phones and notebook computers at the gurukul. No tracing whatsoever. But, wait, didn't you, Pornomahasa Nithyananda, say that you can see everything through the same cookbook of powers that you promised to transfer if someone forks over $15K USD for one of your enlightenment courses? Do these powers work any more? At least for you? But, now you have to get your knowledge through YouTube. Hmmmm. This might be a tough sell for your next online program in December. That's just around the corner.
Then @15:30, you blame all of the kids losing their supernatural powers on eating the outside food that they were forced to eat. Does that explain why you lost your supernatural powers to know and see everything?
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| Blame the recent events on bad pizza. |
Not to worry, anyone. @16:12, Sex Swami Nithyananda, you assure that you can reinitiate any of your kids their powers if they lost any powers. Just keep on waiting. But, will you be able to do that for yourself? Obviously, there's a need. Then @16:35, you, Mr. Nithyananda, go on to challenge the legal authority of 'force-feeding' the gurukul kids with outside food. Good call. Now if they are detained, the little kiddies will go on a hunger strike, but based on the well-known malnourishment at your ashrams, they already have.
@17:20, now you, Mr. Nithyananda, blame the legal structure in India and refer how in 2010 that you were arrested for rape when there was not one victim. But, there was one victim that came forward. So, same thing. You, Nithyananda, think that no crime has been committed but there was a crime committed, perhaps many crimes committed, but you won't acknowledge that perhaps because your lawyer said to keep your mouth shut, which is impossible. This gets rather confusing to us.
@20:45, You, (de)grating one, explain that your arrest in 2010 was an attempt to poison you. A true victim. Assassination attempt with heavy metal! wow. Was it Deep Purple? Now, it was blue kerosene, the kerosene allocated to the poor, which you must have bought at a discount to 'cleanse' yourself. Gee, Nithyananda, we thought ghee was the proper stuff to poor in a fire ritual. Not kerosene.
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| From blue movie star to blue kerosene (that is allocated to the poor) cleansing, Sex Swami Nithyananda finds a way to be impure and obscene. |
@21:16, you, protective father on earth, give an appropriate disclaimer that your 'sons and daughters' that once attended your gurukul are not your biological 'sons and daughters' to spare them of a DNA test. Cool. So, how many kids out there that are not in the gurukul did your father? We bet they can fill a minivan. Maybe a whole bus full. So glad that you publicly renounced them all. Should you really say 'my' and 'mine' anymore? We're confused.
Then you, Mr. Nithyananda, make a huge disclosure @23:30. "All kids cannot be trained to lie." Wow. Then only some kids can be trained to lie. Those are the ones you want to invite up to your bedroom.
@24:53 the conspiracy plan is revealed. [LONG pause for a BIG smile. Pan left to right.] The first step was to separate you from the sangha. Hmmm, didn't you run away after the framing of the charges? Then, constant assassination attempts. Yup, you said that already. And, the 'gang', you mean police? 'sitting' inside the campus. Tragic. Oh, these infiltrators have committed crimes and then try to blame you. Diabolic! Then spreading media abuse! Just like that Nithyananda Truth website and Nithyananda Truth Facebook profile? They are spreading lies and false news for sure. And, then @26:46 initiating witch-hunting investigations, which led to these administrators (henchwomen) being arrested and forced to confess through torture to the crimes that never ever happened, even if the evidence on the computers confirms this. And, then these so-called 'victims' are forced to implicate you, Nithyananda, to the crimes that did not happen but are supported with evidence, which was probably planted by the infiltrators. It's very clear to us now. Conspiracy. 100 percent.
@28:25 you, Nithyananda, claim that the gang is using Ma Nithya Tattvapriyananda and Ma Nithyananditha (the missing sisters) as a weapon to file false cases against you. So, that totally justifies kidnapping and keeping them from their heartbroken parents. And, you said that not all kids can be trained to lie, but maybe some can be trained to lie, can this explain why you forced Ma Nithya Tattvapriyananda and Ma Nithyananditha to make contradicting and revised statements about how their own parents are criminals and about their parent's friends who tried to rape them? Shocking. But, seriously, Nithyananda, you should get them to make up a believable story the first time so that they don't have to revise it. This is the true art of lying, which you, Defender of the Truth, are such a master of it.
After a heavy sigh, @30:02, you, Nithyananda thank Ma Pranapriya and Ma Priyatattva's parents and family for standing tall (and being arrested and taking the bullet [or arrow] for you, Nithyananda). Nithyananda, you then say that Kal Bhairav (not you) will protect my kids, (but not biological kids, who are full adults and will be tried as adults, but you have publically renounced them and everything else earlier). Nithyananda, you go on to say, "They are taking it on their chest for me." Well, that wouldn't be the first time. You are a true guru! So important that your disciples need to take the fall so you can still continue your live streaming and marketing initiatives to get as many cash-paying participants to the next $15,000 USD enlightenment program this December. True selfless sacrifice. Will you be sending catered food to the local jail? Pizza perhaps?
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| Now would be a good time to practice that levitation technique by Nithyananda's enlightened jailbirds. Ma Pranapriya and Ma Priyatattva cooling their heels in the local jail for child abduction, child abuse, and abetting to sexual crimes against minors. Source: Loco Guano |
@31:15 after another long sigh, you, Sex Swami Nithyananda, tell everyone in your sangha to be grateful forever to Ma Pranapriya and Ma Priyatattva. Then @31:10 tell that these two jailbirds will be deified in all your temples (which you publicly renounced) with marble statues. Wow. Normally it costs a cool one million dollars to be deified by you, but just for going to jail for five days and taking the heat off of you, they too can be forever remembered. Say, Nithyananda, didn't you promise the LA ashramites in 2006 that you will deify them with big marble statues and that everyone will be worshiping them? How many of those original ashramites are still with you? Bhaktananda Swami, a.k.a. Gopal Reddy Sheelum? He shared the women's prison with you for 53 days in 2010 and is also Accused no. 2 (A-2), remember? Well, he was hawking real estate now acting as a consultant for Oracle while he tries not to be extradited. Siva Vallabhaneni and Ragani Vallabhaneni, A-3 and A-5? Siva's career is over and Ragani is wasting away from cancer. Did you offer in healing energy to your original madam? All the other L.A. Ashramite left you long ago, except for Ma Praba and Ma Shantananda, a.k.a. Suman Kris. Both are still stuck and looking very frumpy. Beyond middle age. Will you at least keep your word and deify them too?
@34.24, Nithyananda, you make a pitch for your devotees to donate a few acres of land so you can build a new ashram since you renounced all your old ashrams. But, this might be a tough sell, because all your devotees now know that you will probably renounce this ashram too, which will nullify their enlightenment certificate that you gave in exchange for this land donation. But, then you set up a condition where you, Old Truthful One, will not be harassed or abused. Hmmm. That's a pretty tight list. No one is presently occupying Antarctica, except for those penguin watchers. We know that you have been banned from entering the United States. Blame Ma Praba on that one. Where, Nithyananda? Can you be a pioneer to Mars? Other than Antarctica and Mars, we're out of ideas. Perhaps the bottom of the sea? You can build an aquatic dome and live amongst the squids and denizens of the deep.
At 35:42, Nithyananda, you give some great scare tactics about how much time and money it takes to battle in the courts with the current legal system. How many cases did you, Sri Nithyananda, file against Lenin and Aarthi? About 60 total? Yes, if anyone knows about burning donated money and wasting it year after year is you. Well put. An authority in the matter. Yes, Nithyananda, since you ran away from the country it makes it even harder to bring you to justice. Finding the right lawyer and making the lawyer understand the case takes a lot of time. True, those lawyers will get a windfall as they bill by the hour just to become updated on the case. Who does that for your organization (that you have publically renounced)? Of course, it's Ma Achalananda Swamini, the inhuman barracuda lady. Nasty. You can live under the sea with her too.
Then you go on to the attack by the media, which is only interested in eyeballs and profit. True and tried.
@40:15, you give out your location that you are in the Himalayas. Must be cold in the Himalayas this time of year, late November. Why are you, Nithyananda, wearing a shirt and half-dressed like the tropics? Must be all that fire meditation that you've been practicing. And, what reliable and fast internet connection there is in the Himalayas. Must be beamed by satellite. No need to search Ecuador or Trinidad. You, Oh, Truthful One, are in the Himalayas. We have your word on that.
@42:50, Nithyananda, you say, "I want to assure you very clearly, we will only practice very puuuuuuuure, absolute, time-test, foolproof Vedic, organic Hindu traditions. We will not do anything (that is) violating human rights, violating the social standards of human rights. We will not do anything illegal, immoral, wrong things. We just want a peaceful atmosphere where the spiritual practice of Hinduism and continue where me and the gurukul balasants can stay... safely."..... with the exception of child beating, child pornography, child abuse, forced labor, poor food, sleep deprivation, and occasional room service in your private quarters, Nithyananda. That's pretty straightforward. And, at 42:29, a big blue banner with large white font flashes to email: registrar@kailaasa.org (operators are standing by.) Yes, Sri Nithyananda, that's the only permanent solution. Give you a few acres of land where you can practice your special brand of spirituality that would lead to arrests in any other nation on earth. Cool.
@44:15, you, Mr. Nithyanadna, have great news! Your body is overflowing with energy and the highest power manifestation that will be able to initiate people to levitation, manifestation of powers, and next-level powers, whatever those might be. Falling coconuts off of shaking hands? Yeah, that levitation stunt in 2011 didn't exactly work so well. But, this time with all that energy and power, it will be a cinch!
@45:38, you, Jafarananda, state that Kal Bhairav (not you) is protecting us. But, you, great chameleon, always said that you were Kal Bhairav. Once again, we do know who is doing what? Are you are are you not just a Kal Bhairav imitator?
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| Nithyananda? Who is this clown? One moment he claims to be Kal Bhairav, the next moment says that he will enlist Kal Bhairav's help. Repeat. I don't know what to believe. |
@47:01, You, Salami Nithyananda, claim that you are being attacked by Hindu phobia people and also being attacked by another group who suffer from Hindu-nation phobia. Just like that, you, Avatar of Tar, have doubled your enemies with just one slur of the tongue. A miracle!
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| With Nithyananda's enlightenment, you can double your vision (and enemies) just like drunks and their reasoning. |
But, you're right, Sri Nithyananda. These are not their enemies. Their enemy is criminal behavior, and what they think that you have done to those children will never be acceptable anywhere. In their eyes, punishment awaits sexual predators that abuse, exploit, and harm children. These are their enemies. You need to convince them that you are only doing good. That's a tough sell, but we know that you can do it. Perhaps.
@51:01 you, Sri Nithyananda, sound like Richard M. Nixon. "I did not commit any crime." And then you said, "I am not afraid of anybody."
Really, not afraid of anybody? Then why did you hire bodyguards to stay outside of your LA Ashram dwelling, No. 5, ten years ago when this blog just started? Were you that afraid of the blogger and his snark would somehow enter your third eye during your sleep? That sounds like a good way to spend donated money to protect the best Kal Bhairav imitator on YouTube from the blogger; that's you, Sri Nithyananda.
@52:26 you, Great Peacemaker, say, "I want all the devotees to know that when we are attacked, we should be ferocious. After winning the game, we should be humble. That is the definition of living enlightenment."
Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you just went on and on and on about how peaceful and law-abiding you are. You keep saying how we are attacked. So, your devotees should ditch the peaceful part out and start being ferocious. That sounds a little precocious. And, perhaps a bit pernicious. Almost vicious. So, what do you expect your living enlightenment graduates to do now that you're under attack for assassination attacks, false cases, arresting, poisoning, character assault, chopping up your body, and more? Fight fire with fire? That's how we take it.
Oh, you will fight back with double satsungs every day. One in English and one in Tamil. Boy, that internet connection in the Himalayas has a wide bandwidth. Reliable too. @56:00 so glad to hear that you are safe, in spiritual bliss, healthy, and in samadhi, while your administrators are going to jail for you. We will sleep well at night now. And, you finally let on about your weight loss secret. You're not eating. So your body is very happy. That's great to hear! Have you considered sewing up your mouth to help you meet your eating objectives? If more is better, then we think that you will be in absolute bliss. Just a thought.
Wow, since 2002 you, Porkananda, have been under attack. That's quite a track record. Then you go on to say @101:45 that the reason that you are still alive is that you have great work to do. All the deities under the sun want you alive and that they are all protecting you and sangha (which you publicly renounced.) Yes, you have big contributions to give to the world (which you also have publicly renounced). We cannot imagine how important this is.
@103:20 more praise to Nithyananda's gurukul balasants (which Nithyananda publicly renounced). You, Nithyananda, said that they are proving that you are manifestations of Parmashiva. Hats off to them. But, Salamander Nithyananda, will they still snitch on you if they police haul them away?
@1:04:40 you clarify that you, Nithyananda, do not communicate with anyone from the ashram (which you publicly renounced) other during the public satsang. Of course, Sri Nithyananda, you already told us that you got the news from watching the video clips on the internet. So, we believe you. Otherwise, you are just in samadhi and not communicating with the world, with the exception of the videos you confessed to watching in your spare time.
@106:03, you, Sex Swami Nithyananda, make one last dig at the implants that are at your campus (which you publicly renounced). Wow. Didn't you pick these out yourself?
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| Sex Swami Nithyananda complains that there are implants still bouncing around his campus. |
Say, Nithyananda, didn't you and your enlightened officers hand select, initiate, placed, inserted, and promoted these so-called implants yourselves? We heard that the true shape of these implants is only visible inside your bedroom. Who will be checking and rooting them out now that you are gone? You need someone with a firm grasp on the situation. You, Great Avatar of Tar, can scan people over the internet and taught your close disciples how to do this especially when they give a small donation of $10K USD, but when it comes to your own backyard (which you publicly renounced), you don't know what the flip is going on. Is this because of more bad pizza? Poison? Head trauma? Too much tantra?
Say that everything will be OK because we want to believe in you! Please! OK, we are protected by Kal Bhairav. We won, we are winning in the present, and we will win in the future. Great! Will there be a prize or at least a trophy? We can't wait.
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It looks like a terror scene from what the elder sanyasin has posted a few hours back on FB stating her location has been tracked, building where she is in etc and she fears for her life and keeps moving from one country to another. Night is playing with their lives, as if they are #1 in list to he captured. It is only Nithy's keeping them on leash and not letting them go to parents Where they should be safe and sound. Hope the kids get some sense and run away to be with their parents. Being with nithy he would use them in ways that may be self destructive for them.. What a crap nithy is playing with lives of kids
ReplyDeleteThis guy has no knowledge of Hinduism or whatsoever. He just blabbers whatever comes to his mind at that very moment. He is a super actor. He thinks he can get people to his side by his super acting. There is no continuation and link from one sentence to the other. He jumps here and there. He says the same things over and over and over. One time he says he is not related to any organisation and the very next minute he says my balasants and my Gurukul etc., Only if I have the power, I will cut this b@stard into pieces and feed to the vultures. I am sure even vultures don’t accept his flesh as as food. One thing is for sure. His body language shows he is a done deal. He knows that. I told this many times. I am telling now. The day is very near. He is definitely going to commit suicide. Just waiting for that good news to hear.
ReplyDeleteOM Namah Shivaya,
DeleteThanks, anon. Good point. We were going to nail him on his contradicting renunciation later, but that is an excellent point about 'my balasants' and 'my gurukul'. We will work it in.
Jai Maa!
I know Thiruvanamalai a small temple town with many bogus siddhars roaming around with promboke lands and ashram sheds.They have many doestic maids in their service for sex.Most of the Swami's indulge in sex withvillge girls.Unfortunately Nityananda attarcts peopke with drugs and sex and ancient temple worship.This chating is not new in South India.There was one Premanada who used get lady disciples for sex and he was jailed and is no more.Nityananda has no devine piwers as he claims.He talks with telepromters and audio cues and he is a suddra and he cannot pronounce vedic words correctly.
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ReplyDeleteOM Namah Shivaya.
It took us all day, but we updated this post and listened to every word this lunatic had to say.
He really is mad and desperate. Hope he brings everything to an end soon.
Enjoy.
Jai Maa.
Exactly. His expressions, facial gestures and so on, in between the support stick for his left hand falling off, all sums up his state. He does not seem to have the suicidal vest tied up, but you never know where he has hidden it, and of course has a venomous snake stick that he can get himself bitten with?
ReplyDeleteI requested for a new thread because it was such a classic one.... And now he has reached the boundaries of this poor planet where there is no law, no police, no assassins , no nothing... Must be his last post before all explode on his face
OM Namah Shivaya,
DeleteThanks, anon. We're glad that you liked it.
Yes, that was truly painful, but necessary. This post took over eight hours. Nithyananda would say anything at this moment. His long, fake smiles into the camera only show how empty and desperate he is. He is a man that knows he is on the verge of defeat. Suicide is definitely a possibility for him. If things continue as they have been, then Nithyananda will have few to no choices left. Ideally, he and his inner-circle are brought trial. Justice would then be served.
Jai Maa.
What happened to Gopika is something that needs to be resolved. She definitely is a treasure trove for the first decade of enlightenment that Nithy dished out.
ReplyDeleteIf she has been silenced as tarot reading showed, then why is her immediate family not bothered to take Nithy to cleaners? Or is enlightenment even above all these?
Or Nithy bought her also an island next to my friend Jeff Bezos in the Pacific Oceania that she is turning a bind eye to all this cr@p? Any takers to come up with scenarios for this? Bumped into her name from one of the old 2011 videos by AR as well as Lenin
Nithy has great memory. Remember the drama during forced medical test when he came with all the medicines to reduce his every level in body not to be caught? Then next day on wheel chair still present for blabbering, telling he the most purest thing was shown adult content to get his organ which ofcourse can never be erected however hard one try, erect to complete the test.
ReplyDeleteHe is getting small kids tell this same thing about police and other agencies who rescued them from his den.. Shameless creature. Feels sad to see a 8 year child read or tell memorized lines about them being shown adult content. Why they should be shown because they qere being rescued and not undergoing any test that Nithy was avoiding... The parents of kids should object to them being used for such cheap tricks...
"I want to assure you very clearly, we will only practice very puuuuuuuure, absolute, time-test, foolproof Vedic, organic Hindu traditions. We will not do anything (that is) violating human rights, violating the social standards of human rights. We will not do anything illegal, immoral, wrong things. We just want a peaceful atmosphere where the spiritual practice of Hinduism and continue where me and the gurukul balasants can stay... safely." Notice the future tense? He is not talking about the past....
ReplyDeleteHe is a kaliyug demon. S!on of a b!tch. I don’t think he has a stable mind. He is definitely a psychopath. Any psychiatrist can evaluate and give that certificate. He is a danger to the society. He destroyed so many families and destroyed the careers of so many innocent kids in the name of the Gurukul. I am sure the super natural power is watching from above and he will be taken care shortly for sure.
DeleteThe crescent moon �� does not make any movement. What a studio set up. I've spent two decades as a very senior cop and within five minutes of observing the physiognomy and utterances of this specimen, draw a conclusion that he suffers from severe mental illness. It's timely that the Government of India arrests this lowlife and subject him to the Indian Penal Code charges.
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