The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

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Nithyananda's Criminal Trial Starts December 3, 2014. On July 2, 2012, a U.S. Federal Court found the Nithyananda Foundation guilty of Fraud with damages of $1,565,000 U.S.D. Peaceful Spirituality or Blood Thirsty Cult? Nithyananda's supporters are willing to die for his crimes. The untimely death of a Canadian citizen in Nithyananda's ashram.  An accident or murder? Nithyananda is not who he seems to be. Behind the scenes, Nithyananda's smile is quite different. Some like it spicy. Nithyananda is known to offer chilies, human hair, and marijuana seeds in his midnight fire rituals. Nithyananda the 'renunciant' was caught money laundering over $6,000,000 USD into his personal bank account. Nithyananda managed several hedge funds while in the U.S. on a religious visa. Spiritual practice? Tantric techniques? Or just plain sleaze? Sex Swami Nithyananda: Self-Idolizing and Cross-dressing Nithyananda's Healing: This won't hurt a bit. Your Soul is now mine; brainwashed and devoted to me. Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977? Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977? Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977?

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End Nithyananda's Rape! Stop Nithyananda from Committing Sex Crimes Against Children, Women & Men!

Make a difference! Dismantle Nithyananda's cult! We had Nithyananda in jail before. And, he almost got away scot free with murder, rape, sex with minors, fraud, violence, and other heinous crimes unspeakable, e.g. Nithyananda's Sex Contract. Don't let Nithyananda get away a second time. Don't let Nithyananda have another chance to ruin lives. If you're a victim of any of Nithyananda's crimes, report these crimes committed by Nithyananda and/or his criminal followers to the CID Police Team in India. Your information and identity will be kept confidential.
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Thursday, October 23, 2014

Happy Diwali 2014 to Nithyananda and His Criminal Gang


Diwali Fireworks are Just Starting Now for Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Followers; Nithyananda's Criminal Trial Starts this Monday, October 27, 2014

Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Just a short and sweet message to wish you, old holy one, as well as your close followers a very special Diwali Fireworks Show that will last for months to come.


An explosive show of Divine showering waits ahead in the upcoming weeks. Nithyananda's criminal trial is scheduled to start this Monday, October 27, 2014.


While we have your attention there, Sri Nithyananda, we want to wish you all the blessings that you deserve from Maha Kali and Kalabhairava, both whom you claim to be, as you and your inner-circle start your criminal trial for rape, unnatural sex, criminal conspiracy, threat to life, and fraud, which starts this Monday, October 27, 2014. Our sincere prayers will be with you or at least directed at you, Salamander Nithyananda.

And, as you, Sri Nithyananda, sit in the court thinking about all the families you broken up, and all the wealth that you have unscrupulously taken, and all the ladies and men you have sexually abused, and all the ashramites who you physically and mentally tortured, and all the dark practices you have done, may your personal idol, Asura Rakta Beejasura (Deva???) (who you, Sri Nithyananda, also claim to be) guide you through the same 'glorious' results that this Asura Rakta Beejasura had when battling the Divine Mother during Navratri. A Divine licking is guaranteed.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Sex Swami Nithyananda Gets Stiffed by the Supreme Court of India


CID Police to Give 'Potency' Test to Sex Swami Nithyananda, Monday September 8, 2014
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Sorry for the lapse of blog posts, but we've been practicing your special tantric practices that you taught us and we've been in samadhi while in bed for all this time. You sure are the greatest guru who ever taught us such skills. Well, did you recruit any hot new room service ladies while we've been off? Rrrrrrrrahba. Rrrrrrrrahba. Rrrrrrrrahba. We can't make out your gruntanese, but that sounds like ruba ruba ruba. Do you mean 'rub her' or 'rubber'? Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we know what's on your mind.

Sri Nithyananda, did you hear the news? The Supreme Court of India reversed its earlier seemingly flip-flopping and said that you now must undergo the potency tests that you've been evading for over four years. It seems that all the trouble happened when you, Old Horny One, we mean Old Holy One, said during your CID Police interviews that:
"I am like a six-year-old boy and am not capable of indulging in sexual intercourse with anybody."
Obviously, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, these judges have not taken the Life Bliss Programs, I, II, III, IV, V, VI... ad nauseam, because if they had, they would know that you would never, never, never be cable of acting anything greater than a six-year-old boy. Sri Nithyananda, were do these rumors come from anyway?

While relaxing with a stiff grin of content, Sex Swami Nithyananda clutches on to his symbolic instrument of power... with all the splendor of glittering 24K gold, which, ironically, is one of the softest 'solid' elements on the planet.

Oh, dear, Salami Nithyananda, that picture above really shouldn't be available to people who haven't spent thousands of dollars for all your multi-level spiritual programs. The masses would just not understand. And, then there's those pictures from those videos that got leaked out that show you down to your undies (underwear) what seems to be a roll of quarters (coins) shoved underneath. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, you're right. Those pictures are obviously morphed and we sent them to the CID police just to set the record straight.

Oh, dear, Sri Nithyananda, it does look like you'll have to take that potency test. It's amazing what enlightened masters have to go through. There's one master from Nazareth had to drag his instrument of death in front of his followers and then slowly die while hanging on a cross, and you, on the other hand, have to go into a hospital and get checked for a potency test. Why, there's just no comparison to what you have to endure. Salami Nithyananda, will your tantric partner, Ranjitha Menon, be coming with you?, oops we meant to say, accompany you. Sorry, there Sri Nithyananda. Regardless, if she is by your side, we're sure that she will make a big splash. Hmmmmm... probably not the best of times to have her uplifting presence. But, Sri Nithyananda, we are sure that you'll be up for anything tomorrow.

Gee, Parmesan Nithyananda, it couldn't be all that bad. Let's see, there will be nurses. Yes, you like nurses, or at least their outfits, and there will be massaging, just like your tantric practices; there also will be handcuffs and beds, just standard equipment of yours, and there might even be some straps to make sure you get the full effects of the tantra, oops, we mean potency test. Gee, just like your private quarters, you'll feel right at home. Yes, those nurses can help fulfill your tantric desires if they cooperate and wear the right costume. Why, look, Salamander Nithyananda, here's a nurse now:

Sex Swami Nithyananda realizes that it is best to chose nurses from one's own harem when experimenting with tantric practices.

Sri Nithyananda, is she one of your room service ladies? Gee, Salami Nithyananda, there could be a problem. Perhaps the CID police will pick out the nurse for you. It's one thing when you get to choose from your harem of room service ladies and make the 'nightly special' wear a nurse's outfit, but it's quite another thing to have a real nurse who is trained properly.

Sex Swami Nithyananda might not get the nurse of his choosing during his potency test.

And, then there's another problem, Salamander Nithyananda, what if the nurse doesn't like you? What if she is a follower of Sri Sri Ravi Shankar and only knows the inferior multi-level marketing programs of the 'Art of Living' (like a parasite) and resents your far superior Life Bliss multi-level marketing programs? What if you, Sri Nithyananda, get stuck with Nurse Ratched?

A professional like Nurse Ratched might skew Sex Swami Nithyananda's potency tests in a different direction.

Yikes! Imagine what it would be like to have Nurse Ratched for a potency test!?! Don't visualize that! No telling what cut-throat mischief she might cause!

Oh, No! Sri Nithyananda, we just remembered that there's lots of men these days that also have chosen to enter the professional field of nursing. What if you, Oh Great One, get stuck with some Joker to do your potency test!

A nurse like The Joker might add a certain twist to Sex Swami Nithyananda's potency test.

Oh, dear, Salami Nithyananda, you might get manhandled! Can you picture yourself being manhandled during a potency test? Heavens no! Say it ain't so. OK, Parmesan Nithyananda, we are now worried for you. We must think of something to divert the police and medical team to make them think that you're as innocent as the six-year-old boy you claimed to be.

We got it, Sri Nithyananda, if the medical police team ask you what is long, hard, and full of seamen, you better answer with.... that's seamen! S-E-A-M-E-N.

Sex Swami Nithyananda might find himself in deep during his potency test.

Ahhh, Salamander Nithyananda, you're off to a bad start. Think like a six-year-old boy. OK, if the medical police ask you what's goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and wet, you need to answer.... NO!!!!!! Sri Nithyananda, that's the wrong answer again. It's gum!

Fancy another sticky situation, Sri Nithyananda? We'll soon find out what lies underneath the wrapper.

OK, last chance, Salami Nithyananda, to convince the police that you have an innocent mind. What does a lady have two of that a cow has four of? Wrong, again! Legs, Sri Nithyananda! Legs!

Nice horns. Two legs or four legs, it doesn't matter. Sex Swami Nithyananda's special brand of yoga, in practice.

Sorry, Parmesan Nithyananda, we don't care if you've made Ranjitha wear a muumuu dress and crawl around on all fours. What? You, Salami Nithyananda, only know Ranjitha by crawling around on all fours on your bed? Jeez, this is going to be hard to convince the police and the medic team that you're really just as innocent as a six-year-old boy.

OK, Salami Nithyananda, we give up. We tried to help you, but it looks like you, Oh Holy One, are not cooperating. Hey, we just got a fresh idea! Parmesan Nithyananda, it's been four years since you said that you were like a six-year-old boy and not capable of having sex, right? Well, just tell the police and the medical team that after four years you're now going through puberty. They will understand, we hope.

Stay tuned for our next blog post.

Will the title be of the following...

Sex Swami Nithyananda Limps through His Potency Tests

Sex Swami Nithyananda Wilts under Pressure

Sex Swami Nithyananda Proves that He is the Most Impotent Guru on YouTube

Deflated Sex Swami Nithyananda Verifies to be a Softie Through and Through

or will it be....

Hard-headed Nithyananda Chokes during His Medical Exam; Spills All the Beans

Sex Swami Nithyananda Arises for the Occasion, His Rape Trial Continues

The Second Coming of Nithyananda Proves His Continuing Presence and Reveals His Seedy Secrets

Sex Swami Nithyananda is Larger than Life and Spurts Out His Own Self-incrimination

Hard-luck Sex Swami Turns to Stone During Potency Tests; Sauces Off to the Police

(Readers, please post us possible titles for our next post)

To be continued....

Get used to it, kid. Sex Swami Nithyananda wears his best 'smile' as he enters court in early September 2014, while flanked by his body-bashing supporters.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.