The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

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Nithyananda's Criminal Trial Starts December 3, 2014. On July 2, 2012, a U.S. Federal Court found the Nithyananda Foundation guilty of Fraud with damages of $1,565,000 U.S.D. Peaceful Spirituality or Blood Thirsty Cult? Nithyananda's supporters are willing to die for his crimes. The untimely death of a Canadian citizen in Nithyananda's ashram.  An accident or murder? Nithyananda is not who he seems to be. Behind the scenes, Nithyananda's smile is quite different. Some like it spicy. Nithyananda is known to offer chilies, human hair, and marijuana seeds in his midnight fire rituals. Nithyananda the 'renunciant' was caught money laundering over $6,000,000 USD into his personal bank account. Nithyananda managed several hedge funds while in the U.S. on a religious visa. Spiritual practice? Tantric techniques? Or just plain sleaze? Sex Swami Nithyananda: Self-Idolizing and Cross-dressing Nithyananda's Healing: This won't hurt a bit. Your Soul is now mine; brainwashed and devoted to me. Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977? Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977? Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977?

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Punching Holes in Nithyananda's God Fraud - A Critique of Rajiv Malhotra's Essays


Fraud Coverage by Independent Researcher, Rajiv Malhotra

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. We haven't seen you in the last couple of days. Where you been? Oh, we understand, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You've been doing that vow of silence to heal all the pain, that you are sure that someone else caused. Did you, 'Swami' Nithyananda ever find the source of all that pain?  After all, there's quite a few leads there.  And, Sri Nithyananda, don't you think that you might need some penicillin to really  address the root of your personal pain?  OK, we agree on something there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Silence is golden. Is that why you're sitting on it?

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we saw that 11-page article that your independent and sometimes, but prolific writer, Rajiv Malhotra did about you and your cult. Here it is, 'Swami' Nithyananda, "Lessons from The Swami Nithyananda Saga". Perhaps he should have titled it "The Rise and Fall of Nithyananda's Civilization". That would have given the readers a good idea of the amount of coffee they would need to consume before starting to read it. Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we'll take our turn to rip it up. But, why should we have all the fun? So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, for today's post, we're going to publish the comments from one of our loyal readers. Here it is:
Rajiv Malhotra recently wrote an article “The Lessons from the Swami Nithyananda Saga” which makes excuses for Nithyananda’s behavior of sexual misconduct. Mr. Malhotra’s insights are based upon his personal experiences with Nithyananda, other spiritual gurus, and historical knowledge of various religious organizations. Though Mr. Malhotra claims that Swami Nithyananda is not his guru, citing that “to be classified as a devotee/disciple of his, there are two criteria, neither of which applies to me. First, there is an optional program one can sign up for, to do “paada puja” at the guru’s feet, in order to develop a special link with him. The second is that one can ask to be given an initiation with a new name...I did not do either of these steps. So my relationship is not as a devotee or disciple.” Ah, but it is Mr. Malhotra! You do not have to specifically change your name to be a devotee, there is no Hindu scripture that says this is mandatory! Furthermore, the “paada puja” program was only recently instituted as another profit center in order for Swamiji to generate additional revenue and did not exist before this past year. Are you saying that all the people who have been with him for many years and consider him as their guru are not true devotees because they weren’t able to do the “paada puja” this past year? And if someone did waste their money on doing “paada puja”, let me assure you, there is no “special link with him” other than the “link to his bank account.”

It is obvious that Mr. Malhotra idolizes Swamiji since Swamiji gave his undivided attention for 2 days (each 12 hour days) listening to Mr. Malhotra’s educational lectures and insisted that his top people, including acharyas to attend as well, which obviously has swelled up Mr. Malhotra’s ego to the point where it has clouded his judgment of Swamiji setting up an approving liberal slant in his favor. Mr. Malhotra himself has described “the interactions were intense” and that “no other guru in the world has invested so much time with me to try and learn.” You were also enamored with Swamiji because “he bought a couple of hundred copies of the book, “Invading the Sacred” at the full price, and made it required reading for all his ashram residents.” So it is obvious that Mr. Malhotra is biased toward Nithyananda and is not an independent researcher as he states. Don’t get too proud Mr. Malhotra because Swamiji also resold those Invading the Sacred books in his centers for more than the full price he originally paid and Swami Nithyananda also made the cult scientology book Dianetics required reading for his ashramites as well. Notice that Nithyananda did not require his ashramites to read or learn sanksrit, Sanskrit slokas, meditation techniques (they weren’t even given time to do these), any Hindu texts like Bhagavad Gita, Bhagavatam, Upanishads, etc. I guess Dianetics enhances Vedic knowledge much more than any of these outdated ancient texts. I’m sure Swamiji knows best since he’s enlightened and all.

Mr. Malhotra claims that he “found that the sensationalized media reports were too one-sided, and none of them had a single statement to report from the swami himself.” Gee, maybe that’s because Swami went into hiding and was nowhere to be found. I remember the media desperately pleading with Sachitananda at the first news conference to have Swami appear and answer questions.

Mr. Malhotra said, “another point that is worth noting is that the techniques taught by Swami Nithyananda are not his original ones; he has made it clear repeatedly that they are from the Shiva Sutras which have a long history in our civilization.” No, actually, most techniques that Nithyananda taught and stories that he regaled were ones that he claimed original authorship and asserted to have “downloaded” from Existence.

Regarding the sex acts on the videotape, Mr. Malhotra explains, “This was consensual sex between adults, and that too backed by a formal written contract between the parties... And if it was done under the Tantra portions of the Shiva Sutra, it was also an act within the Hindu tradition despite the controversy surrounding Tantra today.” There are many problems with this statement. First, it could never be considered consensual sex between adults because one person is clearly at a higher level of authority and power and the other is a subordinate. Would it be okay for an employer and an employee to engage in sex? There is a certain duty that Swamiji had, as a head of a religious organization, to be the ultimate bearer of moral responsibility. In other words, he should have known right from wrong even when his devotees didn’t. Also, all inner circle insiders clearly know that Swami Nithyananda always covers his legal bases by making his people sign all sorts of legal waivers. So the formal written contract means nothing since it is usually signed by a person who is under duress and not thinking rationally. Mr. Malhotra says that “it was an act within Hindu tradition.” What Hindu tradition says that adultery, premarital sex, or sexual relations outside the confines of marriage is acceptable?

Mr. Malhotra professes Swamiji was only being scientific, “This [Tantric sex] he [Nithyananda] considers to be like any R & D done in a lab for developing a product.” Any scientist can elaborate that the scientific method requires strict, controlled conditions in order to conduct any research and development. It was pretty obvious that the conditions that Nithyananda was in were not controlled in any way. In fact, even Mr. Malhotra says, “She took the sexual initiative with him on the occasion shown in the videotape, at a time when he was not fully alert.” Why would she do that if she knew it was a strict scientific experiment? And why would Swami allow any of the events to occur if he was not fully alert? It would be unconscionable to any scientist to conduct any part of any experiment if he were not fully alert. So Mr. Malhotra, let’s drop all your excuses, stop supporting the guru you claim is not yours and admit that this was not any scientific research whatsoever. Stop believing everything Nithyananda tells you because he is doing nothing more but trying to justify his immoral activities.

Mr. Malhotra suggests, “Also, as a matter of principle, regardless of whether or not he is guilty of the morality charge, I felt opposed to spurious criminal charges being piled up by the irresponsible media just to create sensationalism.” In what way was the media irresponsible? They took a very credible videotape and aired it for the public to see. It’s about time that everyone knows what a sham operation Nithyananda is conducting under the guise of religion. Swami has duped thousands of people in so many ways. This is just one that happened to get exposed. Don’t blame the media. Blame Swami Nithyananda for engaging in less-than-moral behaviour. No one is “doing” this to Nithyananda, he did it to himself.

Mr. Malhotra spins a tale of conspiracy that Nithyananda was “targeted” for being very popular, healing many people, and not being a Brahmin. I have to point out the obvious that he actually isn’t that popular. The reason for the high YouTube ratings was because Nithyananda’s people were told by him to constantly click on the highest star rating for all his video and to surf the web regularly and squash any dissent immediately. As far as healing goes, most if not all of the stories of healing are exaggerated claims by Nithyananda’s people and none can be verified without any doubts. Not being Brahmin is one of the most ridiculous claims because there are thousands of non-Brahmins who are in the Hare Krishna movement all over the world and no one harasses them for being non-Brahmins.

Talking to Nithyananda’s people, Mr. Malhotra felt, “I had a difficult time to get dependable information, and the stories kept changing not only over time but also between one person and another within the group. I could not tell if there was a cover up and if new lies were fabricated to cover prior lies. In such an atmosphere one cannot tell which individuals might have a separate stake and vested interest from the group.” Yes, Mr. Malhotra, welcome to what the rest of us already know – that this organization run by Swami Nithyananda is a cult and nothing that is said by him or by his people is credible. Most everything is either a lie or an exaggeration!

Mr. Malhotra says in his article, “One factor is that the swami’s approach was too conservative for some and too liberal for others. It is too filled with deities, symbols and rituals of a very orthodox kind for the aesthetic taste of modern global gurus who propagate a whitened, Westernized “clean” Hinduism that is abstract and metaphysical but devoid of imagery associated with “primitive paganism.” At the other end of the spectrum are orthodox Hindu leaders who find his idea of youthful dancing, celebration, and liberal atmosphere to be not “real” Hinduism.” You see, Mr. Malhotra, Swami Nithyananda intentionally embraces all forms of Hinduism so that he can appeal to any individual anywhere and attract them and their accompanying dollars into his fold. Don’t misunderstand me – Swamiji doesn’t care about Hinduism, he only pretends to embrace Hinduism in order to profit himself in any way he can.

The best part of Mr. Malhotra article that we can all agree on is where he stated, “I have personally recommended to Swami Nithyananda that the best course at this stage would be for him to resign completely from his organization.” Finally, Mr. Malhotra, we can agree on something! "While it is understandable that you have an eager interest in supporting Hindu dharma, please support real Hindu dharma and do not be blinded to take the side of a false guru like Swami Nithyananda."
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 104: One Hundred and four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 126: One hundred and twenty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Ramakrishna Mission (RKM) & Deccan Herald Take Away Nithyananda's Enlightenment; Expose Him as Fraud


RKM & Deccan Herald = Cult Crushers; 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Without His Fraud Stories of Fake Enlightenment

Summary: Throughout this blog, we have shown that Sri Nithyananda Swami (that's his legal name) has deceived his followers and the world.  He is not enlightened. He's a career pathological liar, a psychopath in saffron.  The on-record testimonies from the Deccan Herald and the Ramakrishna Mission prove, without a doubt, that Nithyananda's whole spiritual wanderings and enlightenment stories are nothing more than just stories, and that Nithyananda made the whole thing up.  He is nothing but a spiritual con artist. Pure fraud.  Although Nithyananda can seem very convincing, no words uttered from his mouth can be trusted as being the Truth.  This is fraud at the expense of Hinduism, Vedic culture, and most importantly people's trust.  Sri Nithyananda has proven to be the embodiment of adharma (unrighteousness).  Sri Nithyananda has created emotional, mental, financial, and spiritual damage beyond belief. Nithyananda, along with his whole cult operations, needs to be stopped and punished. 
Hi there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  Oh, yes, we can see that you had a very rough week.  Get used to it, kid.  Well, we hate to give you more bad news, but do you remember our post of:
'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Wanders in the Ramakrishna Mission for Five (5) Years
Oh, yes, how could you forget that.  Well, looks like the Deccan Herald which are Indian News Distributors, must have read our little blog, and got some good story leads. 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really love the Deccan Herald; they carry the best stories about you.  Will, yes, we admit that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't really like the stories, but we do.  Just search for 'Nithyananda' and then all the Truths just seem to pop out.  Anyway, The Deccan Herald did an article on March 4, 2010 titled "Sincere Monk Goes Astray".  Wow, that was just two days after the big scandal hit.   So, it went pretty much unnoticed.  But, sorry, Sri Nithyannda, we noticed it.   In that article, it talked about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and how when you were still just Rajasekharan you were not able to stand the rigors of the advanced training at the Ramakrishna Mission (RKM).  Actually, our findings were that you went up to the RKM Belur Matt, and managed to pick a fight with one of the senior monks there, and left in a huff.  (Read our post titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Expelled from Ramakrishna Mission in Calcutta")  Anyway, most of the Ramakrishna monks who we communicated said that you left on your own.  OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're glad that you were able to leave on your own, if that was the case.  But, it looked like from our research that you might have left the Ramakrishna Mission as early as 1999.  But, it wasn't decissive, because, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't really make a big impression with anyone there while you were there.

Anyay, the good reporters of the Deccan Herald decided to contact Swami Abhiramananda, Manager of the Ramakrishna Mutt in Chennai (Madras) and this true swami was kind enough to confirm the dates, on record, that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were with the Ramakrishna Mission.  Swami Abhiramananda confirmed that you were there from 1995 to 2000.  And, that was the end of the article.  Oh, yes, he said that you did go to the Belur Matt near Kolkata and then left the Ramakrishna Mission.  And, he also confirmed that all monks have to pass successfully for ten years before the Ramakrishna Mission will  given a ‘sanyasa name’ (a renunicate name).  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't make the grade.  Sorry about that.  And, that was pretty much the story.

Wait a minute, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were those dates again???  Let's see from 1995 to 2000?  Repeat:

1995 to 2000!!!

Wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananada, 1995 to 2000, why that completely cuts into your years of wandering which you reduced from nine-years-of-wandering down to seven-years-of-wandering and further reduced to just six-years-of-wandering, but we really figured out that it could have only been four-and-a-half-years-of-wandering?  That confirms that during the whole time that you said you traveled the breadth of India, by foot no doubt, that you really were in the Ramakrishna Matt as we suspected all along.

And, when, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did you claim you received the ultimate experience of 'enlightenment'?  Was it not January 1, 2000?  Which coincides with the birthday that does not match up with your passport?  Oh no! 'Swami' Nithyananda.  If Swami Abhiramananda of the Ramakrishna Mission is telling the Truth, it doesn't matter when in the year 2000, because your 'enlightenment' day lands on January 1, 2000, so as long as you were at the Ramakrishna Mission in Belur during the year 2000, it would be very difficult, almost impossible, to be at the banks of the Narmada River in forests of Omkareshwar in the state of Madhya Pradesh , as Sankara did more than 1000 years earlier.  Does this mean, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that your 'enlightenment' is a sham?  Repeat:

Does this prove that your 'enlightenment' is a sham?
Oh, no, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  No wonder the other true swamis excommunicated you from Kumbh Mela.

And, how about all of those stories too, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know, the ones that you always told us that made you such a rugged he-man of a self-enlightened self-made, really selfish 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Does this mean that Mahavtaar Babaji didn't give you your name after all?  If he didn't give you your name, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, where did you get it from?  Was it in the inside flap of a book of matches?  And, we suppose all those other stories like wandering 18,641 miles then upgraded to 70,000 miles, fending off bears, wading through a roaring river with your eyes closed, healing your own broken back with the palm of your hands, hiding from tigers,  seeing a bunch of bees fly in formation of a honeycomb that stretched from mountain peak to mountain peak, sitting inside a big Buddhist bell soaking in all those vibrations until  you became soft enough that another monk was able to tap a piece of wood right into your third eye chakra, lifting boulders with your advanced telekenis meditation techniques, stumbling across a village of 300-year-old people, camping out with the Baba who never ate or drank, but smoked pot and turned the ashes into gold, completing your pancha tapas (fire meditation), staring into the sun for a whole day, not touching any money for nine years, and meditating for three days at the Manikarnika Ghat in Benares until you got the 'death experience' of being one-with-the-ghosts?  Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think that you're getting that death experience right now.  The death of anyone ever taking you serious again.  Anyone with a brain, that is.

And, then it seems doubtful that you moved into a cave near Mahabalipuram (in Tamil Nadu) for nine months as our body settled into the new 'enlightened' you.  (See our our posts titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Fabricates an Osho Statue Story" and "Nine Months for Nithyananda's Full 'Enlightenment'".)  So that probably means that you did not carve that Osho statue that you gave as your gift of 'enlightenment' to Mr. Popat and Mrs. Kalpana Jain after they donated a cool two million dollars to your Montclair Temple.  Is this correct?  Would this be seen as fraud?  Does this mean that you have been downgraded from spiritual leader to just plain old cult leader, amongst the ranks of Reverand Jim Jones and Charles Mason?

Oh, no, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what are you going to do?  Are you going to try to bribe the Ramakrishna Mission like you tried to bribe all of those politicians, newspapers, TV stations, and government officials?  That's going to be really hard, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Those people at the Ramakrishna Mission are really sincere.  They don't need anything from anyone.  They already have everything.  What are they going to do with all the money you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, swindled out from other devotees?  Even if they received one dollar from you, Sri Nithyananda, they would probably get sick because they have all transformed into sattvic (pure) beings.  Remember, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, these people all have been screened and have done the work to be where they are.  They are wonderful people.  They speak the Truth.

Hmmm, 'Swami' Nithyananda, maybe you can fall back on your original 'enlightenment' story, you know, where you said that you received 'enlightenment' after reading the Gospel of Ramakrishna straight in one 10-hour stretch. (See post titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Firefly 'Enlightenment'; Where It Lands, Nobody Knows")  Otherwise, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're going to have to think about a career change.  Lucky for you that you graduated with 'honors' from the Rajagopal Polytechnic College in Gudiyattam, Tamil Nadu.  You did graduate, right?

The graphic below nicely summarizes the inconsistencies in self-titled 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's timeline and how he has taken the world for a ride:

Thanks to the creator of nithyatales for creating this graphic.


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Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 99: Ninety-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 121: One hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Nithyananda Learns From His YouTube Videos - Fraud, Sex & Cults Do Not Pay


'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Birthday Surprise - YouTube Videos Full of Fraud and Fun

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Before we forget, we would like to wish you a happy birthday. Yes, Swami Nithyananda, we didn't forget. Do you remember your cancelled 'with prejudice' U.S. Visa that happened when you were denied entry to the U.S. in 2007? that stated in official black and white print that your birthday is on March 13, 1977. We really doubt that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda were really born in 1977, but we could believe that March 13 is your birthday. At least that makes sense, especially if it was on a Friday the Thirteenth.

'Swami' Nithyananda, we know you're probably a bit depressed. We mean we know you just got tossed out of Kumbh Mela and they even burned your allotted space to make it clear that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were not wanted. And, to top things off, all of the other Hindu Swami's excommunicated you from Hinduism. [Deccan Herald] Do you remember that one couple that you encouraged to divorce? Well, that marks a big difference between that guy and you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You have been excommunicated, and he is now communicating with his X.

But, Sri Nithyananda, it isn't looking all bad for you. Look! They upgraded your status. There's now a man hunt for you. [Breaking News] Well, Sri Nithyananda, they could have used some other term like a wild jackal chase or something. And, look here, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you have your first private complaint under section 295 (a) (deliberate and malicious acts intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious belief). [Express Buzz]

Looks like that smart solicitor (lawyer) knew exactly how to bypass the police on this one. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the Tamil Nadu police acted very quickly, but somehow when the Tamil Nadu Police gave it to the Karnataka Police, the Karnataka Police managed to lose it. [Express Buzz] Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we hope that you didn't grease their palms to the point that they couldn't hang on to any of those charges. That would be an abuse of the system, and yet another crime. And, look Sri Nithyananda, the date that you must answer the court is April 2, 2010. Why isn't April 2 also the day you were denied entry to the United States from Canada in 2007? What a coincidence!  Wasn't that the day we all decided would be your new, revised Vedic Holy Day in honor of your cult?

And finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we remembered in your interview yesterday that you whined that you were the once the most watched spiritual guru on YouTube, but no more, no more. Sorry to hear that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. But, don't worry, for your birthday, we'll help you regain that number one spot by embedding some of your videos on our blog today.

As promised, here's some of your YouTube videos that seem even more relevant and helpful now than ever before!:

















Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 97: Ninety-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 119: One hundred and nineteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Admits to His Sex Fraud & Scam, But Still Wiggles Like a Worm - Wants It Both Ways - Fruits & Fraud


'Swami' Nithyananda Admits to Him being with that Hot Lady on the Video, But Claims He Did Not Inhale, Was Asleep at the Time, and Was Just Following Orders

Well, there Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? Oh, sorry we asked. Hey, we want to congratulate you for actually speaking with a real live reporter, not just a cuddly little lap dog that drools over you. Sorry, there, Rajiv Malhotra, but when you sleep with a dog with fleas, guess what? You get fleas. Big surprise for your research, we're sure. Anyway, here's the video:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we had to listen to the video a couple of times to make sure we got this very long list of all the things you said to discredit all that hanky-panky fraud we saw you doing with our own eyes with that hot married actress lady. Let's see, there was:

  • lots of misrepresentation
  • manipulation
  • conspiracy
  • morphing
Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you've been out with lots of Miss Representation?  Is she another hot married actress with way rad curves?  We're just going to have call you Studliji for now on.  And, morphing?  Is that like saying 'more fraud', 'more fraud', 'more fraud' until it becomes the word 'morphing'?  Leave it to you, like an 'enlightened' healing master to come up with something like that.  Is that, 'Swami' Nithyananda, known as spin?

Oh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we see that you're trying to play the victim again.  You, Sri Nithyananda, seem almost convincing when you say that you were a victim of an 'intrusion of privacy', 'abused', 'totally abused'. Boy, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that married actress lady looked like a real sadist abusing you with the oil rub torture, the grip of death, and advanced suffocation techniques.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are lucky to escape with your life!  We're sure you're divine now.  And invasion of privacy?  Looks more like an invasion of private parts, if you ask us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  True Saints always lived a transparent lives.  Welcome to the club, there, Saint.  That is 'Saint Tongue, the Smooth Operator'.  Looks like your private life did have something to hide.  Nice that you're a public figure claiming to be a celebate monk with a hot, sexy, married actress in your closet.

And, what a detective.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are now going to do your own detective work to show us:
...which part was morphed, which part is misrepresented, which is manipulated... all these things we are studying, before I come to a 'complete' conclusion, I don't want to make any comment.
Wow, we can really trust you, genuine, bona fide 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda with all that detective work, just like that 'unbiased' research with lap dog, Rajiv Malhotra.  But, guess what, there, man-of-his-word 'Swami' Nithyananda, you already said plenty.  As always, you want it both ways.

Well, at least you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally admit that the actress is a devotee and taking care of you in your private quarters when were "physically, not feeling well".  Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you, an 'enlightened' healing master still needs a hot, sexy, married actress to look after you when you're sick.  Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you need a hot sexy married actress to help heal you?  Why couldn't you have just used your hand like how you healed your broken back?  That would have made having a hot, sexy, married actress totally not necessary.  Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, produce some phony doctor's note just like you produced a phony coroner's report for that murder, oh, we mean to say, accidentally death at your ashram last December 2008 involving a Canadian citizen?

Speaking of not feeling well, we're rather surprised to hear that, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  One of our loyal readers sent us yet another YouTube clip of you dancing around like a fool on Prozac and Viagra on December 24, 2009.  Was this in preparation of your alleged 'birthday' and 'enlightenment' celebrations?  (Don't forget the 'R' in celebrate, as you have reminded us.) Let's take a look:



Why weren't these videos stamped on December 23 through 25, 2010? Maybe there is something very healing indeed to that hot, sexy, married actress. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is your illness just like malaria where you would only get the intense fever at night?  Or, Sri Nithyananda, are you just a closet Count Dracula.  You, know royalty by day, blood sucker (amongst other things) by night?  We don't really know about these allegations, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but we think your whole cult operations sure do fly-by-night.

And, then, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you said that in addition to physically not feeling well, you were consciously in a deep samadhi (trance).  Wow, no wonder going into samadhi is such a big deal.  As one loyal reader pointed out, when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, go into samadhi, you get to:
  • enjoy the company of a hot, sexy, married actress with lots of hands on and lips locked activity
  • enjoy a little action around your muladhara joy stick
  • watch pay-for-view TV
  • reads worldly books and magazines with center-folds
  • attend to phone calls (probably call girls, no doubt)
  • get body-length oil massages, you're slick!
  • collects lots of money in the name of Kalpatharu darshan
  • brainwash & defraud new victims in your programs
Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you sold your brand of brainwashing enlightenment with all of these benefits, then we know demand for your programs would increase and you, renounced one, could triple the cost.  Just think how easy it would be to pay off all those palms in need with that kind of money.

And, finally, we were so glad to be assured that you still have those great renunciant qualifications of not having any lust or needs for the other person at all.
"I do not have any lust, 100 percent certain of that, I do not have any need for the other person."
Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure that this whole leela (play) was done to help others grow.  Nothing in it for you.  Absolutely zero.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you are so ultraistic.

Let's watch that other video you posted, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know the one that you're sitting up in what looks like your new luxurious bed in a prison.  Were you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, able to put it to good use?




Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you sure are consistent. More of the same.  Yes, you're still 'collecting more evidence', which translates to 'we're stalling until everyone is paid.'   Nice going there.

But, this was a surprise, you, prolific porn star of a 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, said that you wrote just 200 books.  Why this is down from 500 books just a bit earlier.  Why the modesty?  It's a lot of work to copy other masters' works, rewrite them just a bit, add your brainwashing nonsense, and then get them to the publisher.  Oh, yes, then there's all that marketing.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should be proud that you copied and plagiarized at least 500 books.  Saying that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda only did 200 books just makes you a common criminal.  You, Sir, are much greater than that.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that there is now a motive behind this conspiracy.  Let's see in your own words:
I've done so much research in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically, so much research in so many fields I contributed. I contributed in the spiritual field also, but unfortunately, because I contributed in the spiritual field also, there was no benefit of doubt given to me.
Yes, that's it.  It's all because of that 'spiritual' hands-on work you've done.  We're really lucky to see all of this research being conducted in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically with our own eyes in those videos.  That was truly the work of an 'enlightened' healing master preserved for all of us to appreciate.  We never knew that there were such sacrifices.  No wonder there are people who are jealous and out to get you.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, need to be very careful.

And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you close with one more victim statement.  We pity you, honestly.  You say that your life is endanger and that's how come you are hiding at Kumbh Mela where you have been kicked out and excommunicated.   Then, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said:
"I was such a peaceful, silent, humble spiritual movement. We never felt that we would have enemies."
Who would imagine, enemies?  Sounds like a dangerous world.  What could those silly misguided people be upset with?  Murder?  Rape?  Fraud?  Cults?  Bribes?  Cover ups?  Sex scandals?  Religious defamation?  Breaking up families?  Robbing life-savings? Adultery?  Divorces?  Deceit?  Lies?  Violence?  'Swami' Nithyananda, there sure seems to be a lot of people out there that get upset for nothing.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 97: Ninety-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 119: One hundred and nineteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Fraud Protection - Part II: Nithyananda's PR Machine Shifts into Low Gear


More of the Same - Nithyananda's Cooking Class Continues with 'Independent' Five-Star Chef, Rajiv Malhotra - Today's Lesson, How to Serve Up a Stale Tale


To be continued...

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Nithyananda Kicked Out of Kumbh Mela - Fraud, Sex, Scam & Cults Not Wanted Here


'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & His Sex Cult Sent Home From Kumbh Mela

Hey there, Sri Nithyananda, what's up?  Oh, we just heard on the news that the Kumbh Mela Committee decided to say bye-bye to you, your cult, your fraud, your sex, your lies, your scandal your rape, your crimes, your murder, your land grab, your fake propaganda, and your disgrace on Hinduism and Vedic culture.  Some how the Kumbh Mela Committee just didn't think you were up to it this year.  We have no idea why. According to this news video, the committee destroyed the land set aside for you and your cult followers, which was about 8,000 square feet.  Wow, that's great slash and burn tactics.  'Swami' Nithyananda, did the committee also burn you in effigy? or was this a big enough hint that they really didn't want you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda to turn your camp at Kumbh Mela into a massage parlor?  Don't worry there, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  The Kumbh Mela Committee still addressed you as a 'Saint'.  We think that they forgot they forgot the word 'tongue' at the end, as in 'Swami Saint Tongue, the Smooth Talking Operator'.  (Come on readers, say that real fast, and then you will know.)

So, we guess that means that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, really were at Kumbh Mela or at least intended to go there.  Wow, that's the closest thing to the Truth we've gotten out of you in such a long time.  We're really proud of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  You're really making a lot of progress.  At this rate, we imagine that in about thirty years from now you might even be able to answer all those questions about your time line, your alleged wandering, your fake 'enlightenment', birthday, how many ladies, everything.  Of course, there will probably be a big book deal if you tell the truth then, but if you don't tell the truth now, we'll try to arrange another book deal.  We'll make sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are booked for all the crimes that you have committed and that the authorities really throw the book at you.  Hopefully, these authorities will also throw away the key, but we can't be too hopeful.

Here, let's watch the video together:



So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, now that you've been tossed from entering your 'official' duty of Kumb Mela, what are you going to do?  Does this mean that you will take responsibility for every thing that has happened and face all those nice meek reporters that will ask soft gentle planted questions just like your devotee, we mean to say, independent researcher and sometimes writer Rajiv Malhotra?  And, we're sure that the police and other authorities will be extra nice to you if you be sure to give them enough of the right financial incentives. Wink. Wink.  Ou La La, Coop d'etat!

But, yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this throws your schedule way off.  If you, Sri Nithyananda, arrive back at Bidadi now, all those wire transfers might not yet cleared into the right bank accounts, and then the authorities might even ask stern questions.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you better wait just a bit until it cools down a little as you implied in your interview.  But, where can you hide and still have all the comforts of home?  We know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can stay at the IPL Cricket Cheerleaders' Clubhouse.  We're sure that those ladies will be excited to have a real, live, legendary Paramahamsa to tell their fortunes and practice those meditations (and other special techniques) that awaken their muladhara (root) chakras just like you recently preached on YouTube.  Here, let's watch you, 'Paramahamsa' Studman Nithyananda tell it like it is:



Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 95: Ninety-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 117: One hundred and seventeen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Fraud Protection: Nithyananda's PR Machine in High Gear


Nithyananda's Cooking Class with Cult Master Chef Rajiv Malhotra, First Cook the Books, then Grease the PR, and Wait and Wait and Wait...Until Roasting is Done

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, we're really glad to see you looking very chipper and lively.  That is quite a change from your last terrorist-quality video.  In that video, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, looked like something that the cat wouldn't even bother to drag home.  See?  Just a little bit of abstinence does wonders!  Will you be including these personal findings in your next talk?

And, the production qualities of this video are a major improvement.  We see the lights, the sound, the backdrop, everything is very professional.  How did your crew find you in Kumb Mela?  Your spokesperson, sometimes-Swami 'Stonewall' Sachitananda, said so sincerely that you were 'somewhere' in Kumb Mela.  Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda have their malas (rosaries) beam into you?  Just amazing.

Wow, that was quite a grilling from one of your followers.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you really think it is a good idea to impart such knowledge that could later be used against you like Rajiv Malhotra did?  Wow, shivering.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why were you squirming throughout the interview?  Some of our readers thought you should be called 'squirmiji'.  When we saw that, we instantly remembered one of our favorite Indonesian sayings:
"Kaya cacing kepanasan"
which means, wiggling like a heated worm.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you tapping into one of your hidden energy centers or were you just missing your room service ladies?  Let's take a look at your interview now:



So, back to back to your friend, Rajiv Malhotra.  Let's see if we have this straight.  Rajiv Malhotra is an independent 'researcher' and writer from Princeton that has taken the 21-day "Inner Awakening" program who came running to interview you and never once ask the 2,000-pound-elephant-in-the-bedroom question about if that was you, the porno star, doing all those steamy things in those blue movie videos.  Not a word.  But, we did hear the blueprint of strategy.  Delay.  Post 'facts' on your internet, and wait till the next big scandal takes away all the steam and attention that is on you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Wow, he said he was going to ask the 'tough' questions, instead, you had another yes-man agreeing to your strategy.   Hmmm,  we found that Sri Rajiv Malhotra is the President (nice worldly title) of the Infinity Foundation.  But, after palling around with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, inside that little harem tent of yours, we really wonder if Sri Rajiv Malhotra is not the President of the Infinity Foundation, but actually the President of the Infidelity Foundation.  Then, we would know, Sri Nithyananda, that indeed Sri Rajiv Malhotra really is your disciple.

Just in case any of our readers have a problem that independent researcher and writer (yes, we saw those blogs he does, dreadful) Sri Rajiv Malhotra is supporting and legitimizing a proven sex offender (that's you, 'Swami' or was it Squirmy Nithyananda), we thought that we should include the contact to the Office of the Dean of the Faculty, Princeton University, just in case our readers also wanted to do some independent research and writing about Sri Rajiv Malhotra:
Office of the Dean of the Faculty, Princeton University
9 Nassau Hall, Princeton NJ 08544-5264, U.S.A.
Phone: 609-258-3021
Fax: 609-258-2168
Email: dof@princeton.edu
'Swami' Nithyananda, we hope that through all these times that we mentioned Sri Rajiv Malhotra name, that if anyone searched for Sri Rajiv Malhotra, then they will know that he stood by you to the very end.  Now that's a loyal follower.

To be continued...