Ramakrishna Mission (RKM) & Deccan Herald Take Away Nithyananda's Enlightenment; Expose Him as Fraud

RKM & Deccan Herald = Cult Crushers; 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Without His Fraud Stories of Fake Enlightenment

Summary: Throughout this blog, we have shown that Sri Nithyananda Swami (that's his legal name) has deceived his followers and the world.  He is not enlightened. He's a career pathological liar, a psychopath in saffron.  The on-record testimonies from the Deccan Herald and the Ramakrishna Mission prove, without a doubt, that Nithyananda's whole spiritual wanderings and enlightenment stories are nothing more than just stories, and that Nithyananda made the whole thing up.  He is nothing but a spiritual con artist. Pure fraud.  Although Nithyananda can seem very convincing, no words uttered from his mouth can be trusted as being the Truth.  This is fraud at the expense of Hinduism, Vedic culture, and most importantly people's trust.  Sri Nithyananda has proven to be the embodiment of adharma (unrighteousness).  Sri Nithyananda has created emotional, mental, financial, and spiritual damage beyond belief. Nithyananda, along with his whole cult operations, needs to be stopped and punished. 

Hi there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  Oh, yes, we can see that you had a very rough week.  Get used to it, kid.  Well, we hate to give you more bad news, but do you remember our post of:

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Wanders in the Ramakrishna Mission for Five (5) Years

Oh, yes, how could you forget that.  Well, looks like the Deccan Herald which are Indian News Distributors, must have read our little blog, and got some good story leads. 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really love the Deccan Herald; they carry the best stories about you.  Will, yes, we admit that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't really like the stories, but we do.  Just search for 'Nithyananda' and then all the Truths just seem to pop out.  Anyway, The Deccan Herald did an article on March 4, 2010 titled "Sincere Monk Goes Astray".  Wow, that was just two days after the big scandal hit.   So, it went pretty much unnoticed.  But, sorry, Sri Nithyannda, we noticed it.   In that article, it talked about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and how when you were still just Rajasekharan you were not able to stand the rigors of the advanced training at the Ramakrishna Mission (RKM).  Actually, our findings were that you went up to the RKM Belur Matt, and managed to pick a fight with one of the senior monks there, and left in a huff.  (Read our post titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Expelled from Ramakrishna Mission in Calcutta")  Anyway, most of the Ramakrishna monks who we communicated said that you left on your own.  OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're glad that you were able to leave on your own, if that was the case.  But, it looked like from our research that you might have left the Ramakrishna Mission as early as 1999.  But, it wasn't decissive, because, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't really make a big impression with anyone there while you were there.

Anyay, the good reporters of the Deccan Herald decided to contact Swami Abhiramananda, Manager of the Ramakrishna Mutt in Chennai (Madras) and this true swami was kind enough to confirm the dates, on record, that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were with the Ramakrishna Mission.  Swami Abhiramananda confirmed that you were there from 1995 to 2000.  And, that was the end of the article.  Oh, yes, he said that you did go to the Belur Matt near Kolkata and then left the Ramakrishna Mission.  And, he also confirmed that all monks have to pass successfully for ten years before the Ramakrishna Mission will  given a ‘sanyasa name’ (a renunicate name).  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't make the grade.  Sorry about that.  And, that was pretty much the story.

Wait a minute, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were those dates again???  Let's see from 1995 to 2000?  Repeat:

1995 to 2000!!!

Wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananada, 1995 to 2000, why that completely cuts into your years of wandering which you reduced from nine-years-of-wandering down to seven-years-of-wandering and further reduced to just six-years-of-wandering, but we really figured out that it could have only been four-and-a-half-years-of-wandering?  That confirms that during the whole time that you said you traveled the breadth of India, by foot no doubt, that you really were in the Ramakrishna Matt as we suspected all along.

And, when, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did you claim you received the ultimate experience of 'enlightenment'?  Was it not January 1, 2000?  Which coincides with the birthday that does not match up with your passport?  Oh no! 'Swami' Nithyananda.  If Swami Abhiramananda of the Ramakrishna Mission is telling the Truth, it doesn't matter when in the year 2000, because your 'enlightenment' day lands on January 1, 2000, so as long as you were at the Ramakrishna Mission in Belur during the year 2000, it would be very difficult, almost impossible, to be at the banks of the Narmada River in forests of Omkareshwar in the state of Madhya Pradesh , as Sankara did more than 1000 years earlier.  Does this mean, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that your 'enlightenment' is a sham?  Repeat:

Does this prove that your 'enlightenment' is a sham?

Oh, no, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  No wonder the other true swamis excommunicated you from Kumbh Mela.

And, how about all of those stories too, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know, the ones that you always told us that made you such a rugged he-man of a self-enlightened self-made, really selfish 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Does this mean that Mahavtaar Babaji didn't give you your name after all?  If he didn't give you your name, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, where did you get it from?  Was it in the inside flap of a book of matches?  And, we suppose all those other stories like wandering 18,641 miles then upgraded to 70,000 miles, fending off bears, wading through a roaring river with your eyes closed, healing your own broken back with the palm of your hands, hiding from tigers,  seeing a bunch of bees fly in formation of a honeycomb that stretched from mountain peak to mountain peak, sitting inside a big Buddhist bell soaking in all those vibrations until  you became soft enough that another monk was able to tap a piece of wood right into your third eye chakra, lifting boulders with your advanced telekenis meditation techniques, stumbling across a village of 300-year-old people, camping out with the Baba who never ate or drank, but smoked pot and turned the ashes into gold, completing your pancha tapas (fire meditation), staring into the sun for a whole day, not touching any money for nine years, and meditating for three days at the Manikarnika Ghat in Benares until you got the 'death experience' of being one-with-the-ghosts?  Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think that you're getting that death experience right now.  The death of anyone ever taking you serious again.  Anyone with a brain, that is.

And, then it seems doubtful that you moved into a cave near Mahabalipuram (in Tamil Nadu) for nine months as our body settled into the new 'enlightened' you.  (See our our posts titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Fabricates an Osho Statue Story" and "Nine Months for Nithyananda's Full 'Enlightenment'".)  So that probably means that you did not carve that Osho statue that you gave as your gift of 'enlightenment' to Mr. Popat and Mrs. Kalpana Jain after they donated a cool two million dollars to your Montclair Temple.  Is this correct?  Would this be seen as fraud?  Does this mean that you have been downgraded from spiritual leader to just plain old cult leader, amongst the ranks of Reverand Jim Jones and Charles Mason?

Oh, no, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what are you going to do?  Are you going to try to bribe the Ramakrishna Mission like you tried to bribe all of those politicians, newspapers, TV stations, and government officials?  That's going to be really hard, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Those people at the Ramakrishna Mission are really sincere.  They don't need anything from anyone.  They already have everything.  What are they going to do with all the money you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, swindled out from other devotees?  Even if they received one dollar from you, Sri Nithyananda, they would probably get sick because they have all transformed into sattvic (pure) beings.  Remember, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, these people all have been screened and have done the work to be where they are.  They are wonderful people.  They speak the Truth.

Hmmm, 'Swami' Nithyananda, maybe you can fall back on your original 'enlightenment' story, you know, where you said that you received 'enlightenment' after reading the Gospel of Ramakrishna straight in one 10-hour stretch. (See post titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Firefly 'Enlightenment'; Where It Lands, Nobody Knows")  Otherwise, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're going to have to think about a career change.  Lucky for you that you graduated with 'honors' from the Rajagopal Polytechnic College in Gudiyattam, Tamil Nadu.  You did graduate, right?

The graphic below nicely summarizes the inconsistencies in self-titled 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's timeline and how he has taken the world for a ride:

Thanks to the creator of nithyatales for creating this graphic.

Related Posts:

• Backpedaling Keeper of Revised 'Truths', Nithyananda, Required to Embellish His Story (Again)
• Do the Math - Nithyananda's Enlightenment Timeline Doesn't Add Up
• Guinness World Book of Record Holder: Nithyananda as Youngest Polytechnic Student
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Wanders in the Ramakrishna Mission for Five (5) Years
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Firefly 'Enlightenment'; Where It Lands, Nobody Knows

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 99: Ninety-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 121: One hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.