Nithyananda Needs Breath Mints After Eating His Fraud

GruruSwamiG Blasts 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for His 'Sincere' Smirk Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  "Rrrrrrrrrrraf."  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're doing rough.  OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're beginning to understand your grunts.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you remember GuruSwamiG?  Of course you do, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We featured her videos on our blog just a week ago.  Yes, we know, it is all about you, Sri Nithyananda.  We know that this world is all about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Let's watch her again, shall we?:

GruruSwamiG on Nithyananda's Fraudulent Resignation Part I


GruruSwamiG on Nithyananda's Fraudulent Resignation Part II


Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like GruruSwamiG's Truth cuts through your pile of so-called sincerity like knife through butter.  Let's recap that last part of the second video, shall we?

"All I can say to Nithyananda, shame on you! I went one time to see you and told you what you are giving is dangerous and you pooh-poohed it. OK.  OK, well, the universe is showing you for what you are. And, I thank the universe for putting it out there exactly what it is. And, thank you (Nithyananda) for giving that most insincere speech about leaving and how spiritual and holy you still think you are, and how you are stepping down for the "good of the community". No, you are stepping down to save your own hide.

Please (Nithyananda) stop playing games with people. And, more importantly, Nithyananda, stop playing games with yourself.  Be honest.  Because the first, three pointings to this path is honesty, integrity, and transparency.  Until you (Nithyananda) are honest with yourself, you won't be honest with anyone else.  OK?

So, have the integrity now, to turn yourself into the police rather running and hiding. And, be transparent with the actions that you have done. Don't try to make a spin on it and say that it didn't happen. Don't abuse these women (room service ladies) any longer. Don't abuse them any longer. Give them back some sort of self-respect that you have taken away from them.

And (Nithyananda) take off the saffron clothing. Be what you are. Not as what you would like to believe you are, because you are not that."

Wow, we couldn't have said it better.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are you happy with this?  You seem to have a big grin on your face, but the rest of you looks a little out of place.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that sure is a big grin on your face.  Have you been eating well?  We hope so, because, you are what you eat.  And, what does fraud taste like?  Does it leave a good taste in your mouth? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to break you the news, but you really need to do something about that breath of yours.  Can we offer you some breath mints?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 114: One Hundred and forteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 136: One hundred and thirty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud-Man, Nithyananda Plays Dead & Resigns - Hints to Rise Again

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Goes Into Spiritual Hiding - Resigns; Let's His Band of Criminals Continue; Aims for a Comeback
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  We just heard you break your vow of silence.  But, that doesn't surprise us seeing how you broken just about every vow possible that relates to integrity and Dharma (righteousness).  Let's watch you say that again:



We get it now. You're playing possum which means to fake being dead, while you let all your trusted criminals still hang on to all the loot your plundered... and then when the heat is off, then you can resurface again.

Just like Nithyananda 'playing possum' from his own vices.

So, who are these jokers, that will continue the Trust?  The only signatures on the so-called Trust for the Dhyanapeetam land is you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and that scraggily little hermit crab without its shell, 'Swami' Saddhananda (who also seems to be in hiding) and his wife, Jamuna.  That doesn't seem to be a very trusted Trust.  Does that make your film actress room service lady, Miss Trust?  Perhaps you'll give it over to the very loyal protectors of you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the body guards of Truth, such as Swami Bhaktananda and sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda, who promised us all kinds of information, like the report on the murdered Canadian that has not yet been posted on your website.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you might as well give your so-called legacy to the Mafia.  At least that would be upfront.

And you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said that you:

"...met some of the leading Acharyas of Hindu Dharma at Hardwar. 

I had also undertaken that I would act entirely in accordance with their counsel."

Hey, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We though it was very clear that they, (these people you said you met) threw you out.  Did you cloak Rajiv Malhotra in some saffron?  Well, the reason we ask is that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your so-called swamis seem to slip in and out of saffron like an hourly striptease show.  Yes, we still remember those videos, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  So, you, Sri Nithyananda, act as if this was some meeting of equals, of other like-minded holy saints.  Well, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you wanted to meet other like-minded peers, you should have hanged out at the water front, the gold shops, Madoff scammers, sing-sing, and of course the likes of Osho, Shri Shri, and Bhagavan Kalki.  These are your peers, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We don't think that your peers would be hanging out with the saints at Kumbh Mela.

Boy, this scandal thing has really roughed you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, up. Why, you don't even have those room service ladies to straighten your mala (rosary). Were you actually using your mala (rosary) for japa (prayers), not just for show? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you have a lot to pray for. We can hear it now... "Oh, God, please forgive me and let me keep my ten 24(K) gold thrones and my harem of room service yoga chicks. I promise only to brainwash people using Osho techniques and not to use many ghosts as I have used in the past."

And then, Sri Nithyananda, you say:

"I have decided to live a life of Spiritual seclusion, for some indefinite time."

Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we agree that you should go into a prolonged period of seclusion. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we still disagree on where you should have this seclusion. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, probably think that you should be secluded in some little penthouse complete with room service (you know which type) and a remote control to channel surf all of those stations.  But, we think your seclusion should be in solitaire confinement in some penitentiary.  Then, we know the world would be at least safe from you.  Perhaps there will be an opening in Guantanamo Bay.  And, why you're in seclusion, who will get to sit on all of your 24(K) golden thrones? They probably need to be scrubbed down first. No telling what yecky stuff has dripped off your saffron robes on to these chairs.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sorry, your band of merry men are not exactly worthy of being trusted. These are the partners in your crimes too. We think that all your inner-circle thugs deserve the same scrutiny that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and after the authorities has investigated them, then the guilty ones (we think that will be a lot of them) should join you in a life behind bars, since it looks like they were joining you when you were 'the life at bar', or where every you did your sleazy romping.

'Swami' Nithyananda, do you think they can dedicated one wing of the prison to as a family wing to house all of your inmates? Sri Nithyananda, are you there? Oh, drats. Samadhi (trance) again. OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we seen you go into samadhi (trance) again, but this time, don't do anything naughty. We have our video camera rolling.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we need to ask some questions to to make sure this is not some charade to sidetrack the investigations and public outcry: 

One: Why was there no apology for all the inappropriate behavior and shame that you have given to Sanatan Dharma, Hinduism, and Vedic Culture?  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda looked about as sincere and remorseful as a grinning crocodile with a leg still stuck in his mouth.

Two: Specifically, which Trusts and Organizations have you resigned?  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have more so-called nonprofit organizations than you have room service ladies, well maybe not that many, but quite a few.  So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you are sincere, which we know you are not, would you mind naming all of these organizations that you are now resigning?  Yes, see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think that you will say "this not that" when it comes time to scooping up money and making your calculated comeback.  So, we just want you, Sri Nithyananda to be honest, maybe just for once.

Three: Where is this 'letter of resignation'?  Why isn't it on your website, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  Until it becomes a legal document that is visible for the public to see, this just might be one more of your not-so-famed stories like your wandering, your enlightenment, and your Paramahamsa title.  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we'll just regard this as one more of your antics until we have seen that letter, signed and dated by you.

Four: Supposing that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda,  actually did submit a letter of resignation, who is this letter addressed to?  Who is the Trustees that the letter was addressed?  Did they accept your so-called resignation?  If they later secretly reject your letter of resignation, does that mean you get to keep your 24(K) golden empire built on your financial scams, your slavery scams, and the murder of a Canadian citizen?  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we need to see that letter to.  Accepted and acknowledged, that your mistrusted trusted Trust actually accepted your resignation and that there is no chance of a loophole to wiggle out.  Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the only loophole you're qualified for involves a noose and a little stage.  You do like to be on center stage, correct?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 113: One Hundred and thirteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 135: One hundred and thirty-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Save the Purity of Fraud in Nithyananda's Cult - Sign the Petition

Signatures Needed to Help Counter the Online Attacks (like from this Blog) Against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & His Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing?  Rrrababoo.  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you haven't been with a room service lady for over two weeks now, and you're going through withdrawals.  Yes, yes, that would make someone grumpy.

Well, there's good news for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  There's an online petition to:

Stop the Defamation of Paramahamsa Nithyananda

We noted that your goal was to reach 100,000 signatures to prove that being a sex fiend doesn't necessary preclude someone from defrauding others through spirituality.  Yes, being sex offender and dark tantric master can go hand-and-hand.  (Ah, just the same, Sri Nithyananda, not so close there; you don't need to touch us.  Thank you.)  So far your petition site has been up for almost two weeks, and you already have 592 signatures!  Wow, there's 592 people still willing to stand up and display their name online to show the world that they are strongly behind a pervert.  Well, maybe not too strongly behind, but they are there, nonetheless.

Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we were a little concerned.  If you goal is to reach 100,000 signatures, and you're barely getting 300 a week, let's see that will take you, 'Swami' Nithyananda about six and a half years.  (100,000 / 300 = 6.4 years).    Gee, Sri Nithyananda, we don't know if that petition website will still be up before you get those signatures.  Do you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, still have plans to build a big 10,000-seat stadium in your ashram?  Well, reason we ask is that it might be a little hard to fill it up at this rate.  Hey, we have an idea.  Why don't you order some 9,900 life-size dolls that you can quickly install around the stadium to make it look like you have that many supporters?  Hmmm, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what do you think we can use and where can you obtain all those life-size dolls?  Perhaps you can get some ideas from your pay-for-view television?

OK, why you're thinking about that, we just want to say that we really do like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and we really do want to help reach that goal of 100,000 signatures.  Honest.  So, to help you, we're going to encourage all of our readers to go to your site and sign the petition.  The best thing is that our readers don't have to sign with their real names.  Any name will do.  So, for all of our readers who secretly would love to have a Nithyananda name but don't want to have the hassle of changing it legally, now is the time for them to act.  Simply, they just need to sign the petition using any name they like, and voila, they're done.

Just think of the possibilities, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Our readers could become 'Ananda Pornstar', 'Nithya Psychopath', 'Ananda Hooker', oh, that one is already taken.  Well, they can use just about any name that will remind them of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  And, then, the best thing of all, 'Swami' Nithyananda, our readers can then leave a comment about how much you mean to them and how you, Sri Nithyananda, transformed their lives.  Touching. And, for those that really like to have a little extra exposure, our readers can upload a picture of themselves or anything that reflects their love for you.

Why look, here's a perfect example of one of your supporters from our blog now, Sri Nithyananda.  This petitioner is comment 588, but maybe he won't last that long, but we appreciate the effort.  Anyway, here is the comment:

Nithya Cockroach, California
All my brothers and sisters, 1000's of them, we all love Paramahamsa Nithyananda because he drops all kinds of food in his private room when he is alone with those curvy room service ladies. We always eat so well. Thanks! And, we can lay our eggs everywhere, just like the master does. So, please continue to support Nithyananda, because if he can no longer go back to the United States, our food supply is doomed.

"Nithyananda simply transformed me!"

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that's very touching. That deserves a six-legged clap, much unlike the case of clap you have right now, don't you agree?  And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you really drop a lot of crumbs when you, know, are alone in your private quarters with your room service ladies? That sounds kind of kinky.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 111: One Hundred and eleven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 133: One hundred and thirty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Self-Styled Fraud-Man, Nithyananda, Makes Front Page News

Cult of 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets a Cult Following from the Press; Fraud Exposed
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  What's going on?  We haven't seen you in a while, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Are you still hiding? Well, we imagined that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have buried your self deep in some rabbit hole with the company of some very fluffy little bunnies. No, no, Sri Nithyananda. You're mind is in the gutter again. Not that Hugh Heffner type of bunny, certainly not. You know, real bunnies that like to nimble on, ah, carrots. That type of bunny. Ah, we see. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are in a fox hole. OK, we don't need any more explanation than that. Good thing its dark in that fox hole, Sri Nithyananda. Do you know that there are digital cameras that can film in the dark? Just thought we would let you know, just in case you decided to shake off that not-so-holy saffron cloth of yours.

Since you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have been hunkered down like a terrorist, we thought we would bring you up-to-date on some of the latest news. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, look at this! Our friends at the Deccan Herald, specifically, our hero, Sri Chandan Nandy, has done it again. 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you remember Sri Chandan Nandy? Of course you do, he's the one that described you as:

How do we describe such a man? A fraud? A confidence trickster? A villainous manipulator? A sociopath on the loose? [Deccan Harold]

Anyway, they published a yet another scoop about you, 'Swami' Nithyananda:

Nithyananda May Have Forged Birth Documents

There sure seems to be a lot to scoop about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We don't know how you do it... and we don't know how the Deccan Herald did it either, but there it is, that mythical canceled U.S. Visa that some very righteous redneck of government official scrawled on it, "Canceled Pursuant to with Prejudice". That means, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. And, look, there it is, your birthday of March 13, 1977. We're so glad that we were able to wish you a happy birthday, on time a few blog posts ago. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you wrote March 13, 1977 on your official government passport that seems to be issued by the Indian Police, but on other official Indian Government documents you write January 1, 1978, why the difference? Don't you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda know that this is a serious breach against the law? After all, this isn't just some throw-away book of yours where you can revise it any time you want and the only people who would believe it is your brainwashed cult followers. This is the Government of India. If you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are going to, dare we way, lie about your age, at least you have to be consistent. Because, if you are not, you could be open to even more criminal charges. Looks like Sri Chandan Nandy already wrote down those laws that someone could easily make more criminal complaints about you. Here they are:

• Indian Penal Code’s Section 420 (cheating)
• 468 (forgery for purposes of cheating)
• 471 (using as genuine a forged document)

Wow, the Deccan Harold not only has investigative journalism, they have investigating journalism. We are sure, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that this story will lead to even more stories, with just the right investigation. We mean, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that with all of the other criminal complaints that are piled up on you, there might be a little bit of wiggle room. And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, already prove to be a great wiggler in bed. Now, if you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can just transfer those same skill set in the court of law, you might be scot free. Of course, after all of this, only perverts and Osho followers will want your darshan, but that's better than rotting in some prison doing hard labor. Anyway, with these new allegations, it will be pretty darn hard not to prove that you willingly lied somewhere along the path to the Government of India. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you advocate people to be honest and truthful even to the Government? Well, we sure would like to see you start sometime.

And, Sri Nithyananda, look at that picture of you, back in 2007. Why you looked young and dashing, you know, the sort of guy that could get any hot yoga chick just by doing a little number on the dance floor. But, now look at you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we don't even think that a pit bull would want to chew on you. You look so stressed and tired and well, fat. OK, chubby. 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you can just meditate for about 20 minutes a day, it will do wonders for you, like you won't look so middle-aged and empty.

And, look, here 'Swami' Nithyananda, one of your previous follower is now following you again, but in a different way. OneIndia states that City advocate R Karthikeyan is now advocating that you be investigated by the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI). Isn't that like the FBI for India? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't it be harder to bribe them? You might need to pawn all ten of your 24K gold thrones just to cough up enough loot just to begin the process.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like The Hindu, no, no not that Hindu; not the group you cheated and disgraced, this The Hindu, the news paper. It stated that:

Justice Arali Nagaraj termed as ‘unfounded’ the godman’s apprehension that he could be arrested, pending disposal of the case and directed him to approach the proper forum to seek anticipatory bail.

The Hindu also stated that the court rejected EVERYTHING else that you wanted including your "plea for staying of all the proceedings, including investigation". Our friends at the Deccan Harold also ran the story.

And, boy, Sri Nithyananda, we have to congratulate you.  You really picked a top notch solicitor (lawyer) with H.C. Chandramouli. It looks like H.C. Chandramouli has a lot of direct experience with criminal law and being around other criminals. We just loved those kind and concerned expressions on his face while he's surrounded by his gang of men on the YouTube clip. Is H.C. Chandramouli one of your followers? Maybe you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can cut a deal with him and pay him with energy darshans.

Sorry to say there, Sri Nithyananda, sounds like you struck out, there in court. Does this mean that you will stay in hiding? And, we don't have to listen to your nasal screech and view your crocodile smirk of sincerity? But, wait, wait, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this here?

Oh, that was so nice of you to come out of your terrorist hiding and spend some time with the Nithya Youth Brigade, you know, the one that has completely disbanded because they got tired of you telling them not to do the same things that you do in private. Sri Nithyananda, you set such a good example. We think there's so many parents that must have modeled their behavior after your teachings. "Don't do as I do, do as I say." Now, that sounds like an original quote from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Anyway, it was good to see you back being your old self, even getting a few kisses from that hot yoga chick. And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really do appreciate you cleaning up your act. Why that yoga chick didn't show all of that skin and wrap her legs around you while the camera was filming. That really shows the constraint you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have. Why you were able to control your senses! We glad to see that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are on the right track for a comeback. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 110: One Hundred and ten days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 132: One hundred and thirty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Fakes He Didn't Know - Total Fraud; Tried to Murder Lenin, Then Buy Him Out

Phoney Baloney!  Self-Proclaimed Fraud-man, Nithyananda; Caught on the Phone Begging to Buy Lennin After Cult Tried to Murder Him
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, look at you? You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look like something that cat wouldn't even drag in. And when was the last time you, 'Swami' Nithyananda bathed? Oh, yes, that was several days ago. Boy, are we sure glad we weren't downstream in the river when you 'released it all'. Don't worry there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you'll get another chance to be in the river again. Very soon, the authorities will be sending you up the river. That's a good place for you and your senior cult members. But, then again, that means we'll be 'down the river' from you, and that gets a bit messy. Oh, well, it's a trade off.

But really there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really want you to start looking good again. We mean there's no way we'll be able to see you in great videos like the one rumored about you doing some birthday suit dance with yet another film actress. [OneIndia]. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure do now how to party. Right now, we'll just take it as a rumor. But, as you are now, Sri Nithyananda, not even the house special, Ma Gopika, will want to come near you. You'll be on your own.  In solitude.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what's this here? Why it looks like the English transcript of that fraud phone conversation you had with your former driver, Lenin. Let's watch together:



Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you sure sounded desperate. It looks like you were willing to give Lenin everything, money, fame, power, and probably even a hot yoga chick if he promised not to tell. We know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, respond to these things, so it makes sense that you offered them to Lenin. And, sorry to say that you 'Swami' Nithyananda, clearly knew that if these videos surfaced on YouTube that it would be the end of your 'experiments' and dream-like 'samadhi' (trance) and that stream of hot room service ladies you had coming into your private quarters. Boy, this sure blows some big holes in your 'conspiracy' theory. Wow, did sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda was really surprised by all of this conspricacy and suddenness? As he said? Sounds like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your PR spokes person haven't been transparent like all those ghosts you capture with your red hot chili fire rituals in the graveyard.

By the way, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda promised all kinds of things to be up on your website, you know, things like the death reports of the Canadian that died under 'mysterious' conditions. You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but nothing happening with all those promises of transparency... in fact, things are disappearing from your website like those claims that your caught-with-your-pants-down videos were due to graphics and morphing. So is this more cover up? But really, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really wished you covered up a little bit more and showed us a little less. Anyway, there's a nice little YouTube video that showed the world that it really was you and that hot married film actress in bed together and that there was no morphing. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can watch it here on YouTube:

Nithyananda 's Lie Exposed - VIDEO PROVED LEGIT

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you really try to murder Lenin Karuppan in Salem? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that would make two murders and then two murder cover ups for you to be charged with. That would be even more fraud on top of all the other fraud. We think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda would be extra careful to ensure Lenin's safety. Just imagine, Sri Nithyananda, the slightest little scratch on Lenin's face, and everyone will assume that you, 'Paramahamsa' and your gundanandas (you know, those rowdy swamis that like to rough people up and even kill them sometimes, like that Canadian man) would be in big, big, big trouble. As if you weren't, Sri Nithyananda, already in big trouble. You, seeker-of-fame, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally got the whole world's attention and they are all after you, but not after your autograph.

Lucky thing, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you know where some caves are from all of your stories that never happened, so we imagine you might want to start living your myth and camp out there for a long, long while. Maybe a whole lifetime. That would be good for everyone, except for those poor bats. We're sure that they'll get used to the smell, after a while.  After all, what really are bats?  Rats with wings.  So, maybe, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you are really nice to them, they'll teach you how to fly.

And, look 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Just to make sure that your online thugs keep their skill set of knocking any legitimate website down, here's a few more targets for them to work on:

Standup For Dharma
Yes, Sri Nithyananda, this is Lenin's Blog. You can send him a private message and promise even more nifty things. You said that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would touch his feet. Sri Nithyananda, that really isn't going to help matters. Lenin would then have to wash his feet, and he really doesn't feel right charging people to do the job like you charge $2,000 U.S.D. He would rather do it himself. Next time, come up with more practical solutions, like a spy video camera that records sound too. Now, that would have been useful.

Shockan Blog
Sri Nithyananda, we really don't know Tamil very well, so you'll have to visit this site and tell us what it says. Way down in the bottom there's some nice pictures of Ma Nithyananda Gopika whose checking your temperature. Sri Nithyananda, you were smoking hot in that steamy video. After all that strenuous activity, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, must have really been sick and under samadhi (trance). So, why did you do all that experimenting? 'Swami' Nithyananda, you really should look after you health. You know, Sri Nithyananda, this is really a gift that a real, genuine Paramahamsa has come down to help us all get enlightened and if you blow it all off just for some experimenting, then think of all the people who are not going to get 'enlightened'. Shameful.

And, in this same blog, we can see that very nice letter or recommendation to Lenin Karuppan that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda wrote after you tried to kill him. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have such a nice heart. If you have so much anger that you want to murder someone, then you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can easily turn around and write a glowing letter of reference about his character. That was so nice of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We really see the meaning of forgiveness now. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, if you were sincere about the letter, then why did you have your PR guy, you know, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda denounce Lenin as having a criminal record? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you trying to discredit Lenin Karuppan by using some dirty tricks? Wait a minute, dirty tricks, a cover up, a conspiracy theory, a taped phone calls, a truck-load of fraud, a man who-thought-he-was king? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you must be Nixon 2.0! And, all the time, we thought that you were Osho 2.0. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this gets confusing. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, really are a man of mystery.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 106: One Hundred and six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 128: One hundred and twenty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda's Fraud -- Some Words on the Scandal by GuruSwamiG

GuruSwamiG Tells It Like It Is - 'Swami' Nithyananda, You've Been Exposed as Total Fraud!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Boy, this job of exposing you as a fake, fraud, serial liar, worldly person, sex criminal, hypocrite, demonic mind, etc. has gotten much easier now that there's a whole legion of resources to draw on. Is this part of a greater conspiracy? We're sure you and that PR spokesperson, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda will say 'yes'. But, honestly, links to these videos were emailed to us just an hour ago.

Anyway, we never even heard of, well enough met, GuruSwamiG, but boy, she doesn't mince any words. She sincerely speaks the Truth. And you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, could certainly stand to hear what Truth sounds like after listening to your own (oops) we meant to say your ripped-off-Osho-me-too words on your Life Bliss YouTube channel, slurping up the drool of your little yappy lapdog, Malhotra, and all the spin you, as a soul sucking spider, have been spinning.

Yes. GuruSwamiG speaks the Truth, and you, Sri Nithyananda, need to experience it. So, we want to get out of the way, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and let a real swami call you out as what you are, total fraud:

Part 1: Exposing Nithyananda's Fraud


Part 2: Exposing Nithyananda's Fraud


We like to give special thanks to GuruSwamiG for creating these excellent videos.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 105: One Hundred and five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 127: One hundred and twenty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Punching Holes in Nithyananda's God Fraud - A Critique of Rajiv Malhotra's Essays

Fraud Coverage by Independent Researcher, Rajiv Malhotra
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. We haven't seen you in the last couple of days. Where you been? Oh, we understand, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You've been doing that vow of silence to heal all the pain, that you are sure that someone else caused. Did you, 'Swami' Nithyananda ever find the source of all that pain?  After all, there's quite a few leads there.  And, Sri Nithyananda, don't you think that you might need some penicillin to really  address the root of your personal pain?  OK, we agree on something there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Silence is golden. Is that why you're sitting on it?

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we saw that 11-page article that your independent and sometimes, but prolific writer, Rajiv Malhotra did about you and your cult. Here it is, 'Swami' Nithyananda, "Lessons from The Swami Nithyananda Saga". Perhaps he should have titled it "The Rise and Fall of Nithyananda's Civilization". That would have given the readers a good idea of the amount of coffee they would need to consume before starting to read it. Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we'll take our turn to rip it up. But, why should we have all the fun? So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, for today's post, we're going to publish the comments from one of our loyal readers. Here it is:

Rajiv Malhotra recently wrote an article “The Lessons from the Swami Nithyananda Saga” which makes excuses for Nithyananda’s behavior of sexual misconduct. Mr. Malhotra’s insights are based upon his personal experiences with Nithyananda, other spiritual gurus, and historical knowledge of various religious organizations. Though Mr. Malhotra claims that Swami Nithyananda is not his guru, citing that “to be classified as a devotee/disciple of his, there are two criteria, neither of which applies to me. First, there is an optional program one can sign up for, to do “paada puja” at the guru’s feet, in order to develop a special link with him. The second is that one can ask to be given an initiation with a new name...I did not do either of these steps. So my relationship is not as a devotee or disciple.” Ah, but it is Mr. Malhotra! You do not have to specifically change your name to be a devotee, there is no Hindu scripture that says this is mandatory! Furthermore, the “paada puja” program was only recently instituted as another profit center in order for Swamiji to generate additional revenue and did not exist before this past year. Are you saying that all the people who have been with him for many years and consider him as their guru are not true devotees because they weren’t able to do the “paada puja” this past year? And if someone did waste their money on doing “paada puja”, let me assure you, there is no “special link with him” other than the “link to his bank account.”

It is obvious that Mr. Malhotra idolizes Swamiji since Swamiji gave his undivided attention for 2 days (each 12 hour days) listening to Mr. Malhotra’s educational lectures and insisted that his top people, including acharyas to attend as well, which obviously has swelled up Mr. Malhotra’s ego to the point where it has clouded his judgment of Swamiji setting up an approving liberal slant in his favor. Mr. Malhotra himself has described “the interactions were intense” and that “no other guru in the world has invested so much time with me to try and learn.” You were also enamored with Swamiji because “he bought a couple of hundred copies of the book, “Invading the Sacred” at the full price, and made it required reading for all his ashram residents.” So it is obvious that Mr. Malhotra is biased toward Nithyananda and is not an independent researcher as he states. Don’t get too proud Mr. Malhotra because Swamiji also resold those Invading the Sacred books in his centers for more than the full price he originally paid and Swami Nithyananda also made the cult scientology book Dianetics required reading for his ashramites as well. Notice that Nithyananda did not require his ashramites to read or learn sanksrit, Sanskrit slokas, meditation techniques (they weren’t even given time to do these), any Hindu texts like Bhagavad Gita, Bhagavatam, Upanishads, etc. I guess Dianetics enhances Vedic knowledge much more than any of these outdated ancient texts. I’m sure Swamiji knows best since he’s enlightened and all.

Mr. Malhotra claims that he “found that the sensationalized media reports were too one-sided, and none of them had a single statement to report from the swami himself.” Gee, maybe that’s because Swami went into hiding and was nowhere to be found. I remember the media desperately pleading with Sachitananda at the first news conference to have Swami appear and answer questions.

Mr. Malhotra said, “another point that is worth noting is that the techniques taught by Swami Nithyananda are not his original ones; he has made it clear repeatedly that they are from the Shiva Sutras which have a long history in our civilization.” No, actually, most techniques that Nithyananda taught and stories that he regaled were ones that he claimed original authorship and asserted to have “downloaded” from Existence.

Regarding the sex acts on the videotape, Mr. Malhotra explains, “This was consensual sex between adults, and that too backed by a formal written contract between the parties... And if it was done under the Tantra portions of the Shiva Sutra, it was also an act within the Hindu tradition despite the controversy surrounding Tantra today.” There are many problems with this statement. First, it could never be considered consensual sex between adults because one person is clearly at a higher level of authority and power and the other is a subordinate. Would it be okay for an employer and an employee to engage in sex? There is a certain duty that Swamiji had, as a head of a religious organization, to be the ultimate bearer of moral responsibility. In other words, he should have known right from wrong even when his devotees didn’t. Also, all inner circle insiders clearly know that Swami Nithyananda always covers his legal bases by making his people sign all sorts of legal waivers. So the formal written contract means nothing since it is usually signed by a person who is under duress and not thinking rationally. Mr. Malhotra says that “it was an act within Hindu tradition.” What Hindu tradition says that adultery, premarital sex, or sexual relations outside the confines of marriage is acceptable?

Mr. Malhotra professes Swamiji was only being scientific, “This [Tantric sex] he [Nithyananda] considers to be like any R & D done in a lab for developing a product.” Any scientist can elaborate that the scientific method requires strict, controlled conditions in order to conduct any research and development. It was pretty obvious that the conditions that Nithyananda was in were not controlled in any way. In fact, even Mr. Malhotra says, “She took the sexual initiative with him on the occasion shown in the videotape, at a time when he was not fully alert.” Why would she do that if she knew it was a strict scientific experiment? And why would Swami allow any of the events to occur if he was not fully alert? It would be unconscionable to any scientist to conduct any part of any experiment if he were not fully alert. So Mr. Malhotra, let’s drop all your excuses, stop supporting the guru you claim is not yours and admit that this was not any scientific research whatsoever. Stop believing everything Nithyananda tells you because he is doing nothing more but trying to justify his immoral activities.

Mr. Malhotra suggests, “Also, as a matter of principle, regardless of whether or not he is guilty of the morality charge, I felt opposed to spurious criminal charges being piled up by the irresponsible media just to create sensationalism.” In what way was the media irresponsible? They took a very credible videotape and aired it for the public to see. It’s about time that everyone knows what a sham operation Nithyananda is conducting under the guise of religion. Swami has duped thousands of people in so many ways. This is just one that happened to get exposed. Don’t blame the media. Blame Swami Nithyananda for engaging in less-than-moral behaviour. No one is “doing” this to Nithyananda, he did it to himself.

Mr. Malhotra spins a tale of conspiracy that Nithyananda was “targeted” for being very popular, healing many people, and not being a Brahmin. I have to point out the obvious that he actually isn’t that popular. The reason for the high YouTube ratings was because Nithyananda’s people were told by him to constantly click on the highest star rating for all his video and to surf the web regularly and squash any dissent immediately. As far as healing goes, most if not all of the stories of healing are exaggerated claims by Nithyananda’s people and none can be verified without any doubts. Not being Brahmin is one of the most ridiculous claims because there are thousands of non-Brahmins who are in the Hare Krishna movement all over the world and no one harasses them for being non-Brahmins.

Talking to Nithyananda’s people, Mr. Malhotra felt, “I had a difficult time to get dependable information, and the stories kept changing not only over time but also between one person and another within the group. I could not tell if there was a cover up and if new lies were fabricated to cover prior lies. In such an atmosphere one cannot tell which individuals might have a separate stake and vested interest from the group.” Yes, Mr. Malhotra, welcome to what the rest of us already know – that this organization run by Swami Nithyananda is a cult and nothing that is said by him or by his people is credible. Most everything is either a lie or an exaggeration!

Mr. Malhotra says in his article, “One factor is that the swami’s approach was too conservative for some and too liberal for others. It is too filled with deities, symbols and rituals of a very orthodox kind for the aesthetic taste of modern global gurus who propagate a whitened, Westernized “clean” Hinduism that is abstract and metaphysical but devoid of imagery associated with “primitive paganism.” At the other end of the spectrum are orthodox Hindu leaders who find his idea of youthful dancing, celebration, and liberal atmosphere to be not “real” Hinduism.” You see, Mr. Malhotra, Swami Nithyananda intentionally embraces all forms of Hinduism so that he can appeal to any individual anywhere and attract them and their accompanying dollars into his fold. Don’t misunderstand me – Swamiji doesn’t care about Hinduism, he only pretends to embrace Hinduism in order to profit himself in any way he can.

The best part of Mr. Malhotra article that we can all agree on is where he stated, “I have personally recommended to Swami Nithyananda that the best course at this stage would be for him to resign completely from his organization.” Finally, Mr. Malhotra, we can agree on something! "While it is understandable that you have an eager interest in supporting Hindu dharma, please support real Hindu dharma and do not be blinded to take the side of a false guru like Swami Nithyananda."

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 104: One Hundred and four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 126: One hundred and twenty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Ramakrishna Mission (RKM) & Deccan Herald Take Away Nithyananda's Enlightenment; Expose Him as Fraud

RKM & Deccan Herald = Cult Crushers; 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Without His Fraud Stories of Fake Enlightenment

Summary: Throughout this blog, we have shown that Sri Nithyananda Swami (that's his legal name) has deceived his followers and the world.  He is not enlightened. He's a career pathological liar, a psychopath in saffron.  The on-record testimonies from the Deccan Herald and the Ramakrishna Mission prove, without a doubt, that Nithyananda's whole spiritual wanderings and enlightenment stories are nothing more than just stories, and that Nithyananda made the whole thing up.  He is nothing but a spiritual con artist. Pure fraud.  Although Nithyananda can seem very convincing, no words uttered from his mouth can be trusted as being the Truth.  This is fraud at the expense of Hinduism, Vedic culture, and most importantly people's trust.  Sri Nithyananda has proven to be the embodiment of adharma (unrighteousness).  Sri Nithyananda has created emotional, mental, financial, and spiritual damage beyond belief. Nithyananda, along with his whole cult operations, needs to be stopped and punished. 

Hi there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  Oh, yes, we can see that you had a very rough week.  Get used to it, kid.  Well, we hate to give you more bad news, but do you remember our post of:

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Wanders in the Ramakrishna Mission for Five (5) Years

Oh, yes, how could you forget that.  Well, looks like the Deccan Herald which are Indian News Distributors, must have read our little blog, and got some good story leads. 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really love the Deccan Herald; they carry the best stories about you.  Will, yes, we admit that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't really like the stories, but we do.  Just search for 'Nithyananda' and then all the Truths just seem to pop out.  Anyway, The Deccan Herald did an article on March 4, 2010 titled "Sincere Monk Goes Astray".  Wow, that was just two days after the big scandal hit.   So, it went pretty much unnoticed.  But, sorry, Sri Nithyannda, we noticed it.   In that article, it talked about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and how when you were still just Rajasekharan you were not able to stand the rigors of the advanced training at the Ramakrishna Mission (RKM).  Actually, our findings were that you went up to the RKM Belur Matt, and managed to pick a fight with one of the senior monks there, and left in a huff.  (Read our post titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Expelled from Ramakrishna Mission in Calcutta")  Anyway, most of the Ramakrishna monks who we communicated said that you left on your own.  OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're glad that you were able to leave on your own, if that was the case.  But, it looked like from our research that you might have left the Ramakrishna Mission as early as 1999.  But, it wasn't decissive, because, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't really make a big impression with anyone there while you were there.

Anyay, the good reporters of the Deccan Herald decided to contact Swami Abhiramananda, Manager of the Ramakrishna Mutt in Chennai (Madras) and this true swami was kind enough to confirm the dates, on record, that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were with the Ramakrishna Mission.  Swami Abhiramananda confirmed that you were there from 1995 to 2000.  And, that was the end of the article.  Oh, yes, he said that you did go to the Belur Matt near Kolkata and then left the Ramakrishna Mission.  And, he also confirmed that all monks have to pass successfully for ten years before the Ramakrishna Mission will  given a ‘sanyasa name’ (a renunicate name).  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't make the grade.  Sorry about that.  And, that was pretty much the story.

Wait a minute, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were those dates again???  Let's see from 1995 to 2000?  Repeat:

1995 to 2000!!!

Wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananada, 1995 to 2000, why that completely cuts into your years of wandering which you reduced from nine-years-of-wandering down to seven-years-of-wandering and further reduced to just six-years-of-wandering, but we really figured out that it could have only been four-and-a-half-years-of-wandering?  That confirms that during the whole time that you said you traveled the breadth of India, by foot no doubt, that you really were in the Ramakrishna Matt as we suspected all along.

And, when, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did you claim you received the ultimate experience of 'enlightenment'?  Was it not January 1, 2000?  Which coincides with the birthday that does not match up with your passport?  Oh no! 'Swami' Nithyananda.  If Swami Abhiramananda of the Ramakrishna Mission is telling the Truth, it doesn't matter when in the year 2000, because your 'enlightenment' day lands on January 1, 2000, so as long as you were at the Ramakrishna Mission in Belur during the year 2000, it would be very difficult, almost impossible, to be at the banks of the Narmada River in forests of Omkareshwar in the state of Madhya Pradesh , as Sankara did more than 1000 years earlier.  Does this mean, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that your 'enlightenment' is a sham?  Repeat:

Does this prove that your 'enlightenment' is a sham?

Oh, no, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  No wonder the other true swamis excommunicated you from Kumbh Mela.

And, how about all of those stories too, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know, the ones that you always told us that made you such a rugged he-man of a self-enlightened self-made, really selfish 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Does this mean that Mahavtaar Babaji didn't give you your name after all?  If he didn't give you your name, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, where did you get it from?  Was it in the inside flap of a book of matches?  And, we suppose all those other stories like wandering 18,641 miles then upgraded to 70,000 miles, fending off bears, wading through a roaring river with your eyes closed, healing your own broken back with the palm of your hands, hiding from tigers,  seeing a bunch of bees fly in formation of a honeycomb that stretched from mountain peak to mountain peak, sitting inside a big Buddhist bell soaking in all those vibrations until  you became soft enough that another monk was able to tap a piece of wood right into your third eye chakra, lifting boulders with your advanced telekenis meditation techniques, stumbling across a village of 300-year-old people, camping out with the Baba who never ate or drank, but smoked pot and turned the ashes into gold, completing your pancha tapas (fire meditation), staring into the sun for a whole day, not touching any money for nine years, and meditating for three days at the Manikarnika Ghat in Benares until you got the 'death experience' of being one-with-the-ghosts?  Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think that you're getting that death experience right now.  The death of anyone ever taking you serious again.  Anyone with a brain, that is.

And, then it seems doubtful that you moved into a cave near Mahabalipuram (in Tamil Nadu) for nine months as our body settled into the new 'enlightened' you.  (See our our posts titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Fabricates an Osho Statue Story" and "Nine Months for Nithyananda's Full 'Enlightenment'".)  So that probably means that you did not carve that Osho statue that you gave as your gift of 'enlightenment' to Mr. Popat and Mrs. Kalpana Jain after they donated a cool two million dollars to your Montclair Temple.  Is this correct?  Would this be seen as fraud?  Does this mean that you have been downgraded from spiritual leader to just plain old cult leader, amongst the ranks of Reverand Jim Jones and Charles Mason?

Oh, no, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what are you going to do?  Are you going to try to bribe the Ramakrishna Mission like you tried to bribe all of those politicians, newspapers, TV stations, and government officials?  That's going to be really hard, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Those people at the Ramakrishna Mission are really sincere.  They don't need anything from anyone.  They already have everything.  What are they going to do with all the money you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, swindled out from other devotees?  Even if they received one dollar from you, Sri Nithyananda, they would probably get sick because they have all transformed into sattvic (pure) beings.  Remember, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, these people all have been screened and have done the work to be where they are.  They are wonderful people.  They speak the Truth.

Hmmm, 'Swami' Nithyananda, maybe you can fall back on your original 'enlightenment' story, you know, where you said that you received 'enlightenment' after reading the Gospel of Ramakrishna straight in one 10-hour stretch. (See post titled "'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Firefly 'Enlightenment'; Where It Lands, Nobody Knows")  Otherwise, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're going to have to think about a career change.  Lucky for you that you graduated with 'honors' from the Rajagopal Polytechnic College in Gudiyattam, Tamil Nadu.  You did graduate, right?

The graphic below nicely summarizes the inconsistencies in self-titled 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's timeline and how he has taken the world for a ride:

Thanks to the creator of nithyatales for creating this graphic.

Related Posts:

• Backpedaling Keeper of Revised 'Truths', Nithyananda, Required to Embellish His Story (Again)
• Do the Math - Nithyananda's Enlightenment Timeline Doesn't Add Up
• Guinness World Book of Record Holder: Nithyananda as Youngest Polytechnic Student
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Wanders in the Ramakrishna Mission for Five (5) Years
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Firefly 'Enlightenment'; Where It Lands, Nobody Knows

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 99: Ninety-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 121: One hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Learns From His YouTube Videos - Fraud, Sex & Cults Do Not Pay

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Birthday Surprise - YouTube Videos Full of Fraud and Fun
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Before we forget, we would like to wish you a happy birthday. Yes, Swami Nithyananda, we didn't forget. Do you remember your cancelled 'with prejudice' U.S. Visa that happened when you were denied entry to the U.S. in 2007? that stated in official black and white print that your birthday is on March 13, 1977. We really doubt that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda were really born in 1977, but we could believe that March 13 is your birthday. At least that makes sense, especially if it was on a Friday the Thirteenth.

'Swami' Nithyananda, we know you're probably a bit depressed. We mean we know you just got tossed out of Kumbh Mela and they even burned your allotted space to make it clear that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were not wanted. And, to top things off, all of the other Hindu Swami's excommunicated you from Hinduism. [Deccan Herald] Do you remember that one couple that you encouraged to divorce? Well, that marks a big difference between that guy and you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You have been excommunicated, and he is now communicating with his X.

But, Sri Nithyananda, it isn't looking all bad for you. Look! They upgraded your status. There's now a man hunt for you. [Breaking News] Well, Sri Nithyananda, they could have used some other term like a wild jackal chase or something. And, look here, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you have your first private complaint under section 295 (a) (deliberate and malicious acts intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious belief). [Express Buzz]

Looks like that smart solicitor (lawyer) knew exactly how to bypass the police on this one. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the Tamil Nadu police acted very quickly, but somehow when the Tamil Nadu Police gave it to the Karnataka Police, the Karnataka Police managed to lose it. [Express Buzz] Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we hope that you didn't grease their palms to the point that they couldn't hang on to any of those charges. That would be an abuse of the system, and yet another crime. And, look Sri Nithyananda, the date that you must answer the court is April 2, 2010. Why isn't April 2 also the day you were denied entry to the United States from Canada in 2007? What a coincidence!  Wasn't that the day we all decided would be your new, revised Vedic Holy Day in honor of your cult?

And finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we remembered in your interview yesterday that you whined that you were the once the most watched spiritual guru on YouTube, but no more, no more. Sorry to hear that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. But, don't worry, for your birthday, we'll help you regain that number one spot by embedding some of your videos on our blog today.

As promised, here's some of your YouTube videos that seem even more relevant and helpful now than ever before!:

















Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 97: Ninety-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 119: One hundred and nineteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Admits to His Sex Fraud & Scam, But Still Wiggles Like a Worm - Wants It Both Ways - Fruits & Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Admits to Him being with that Hot Lady on the Video, But Claims He Did Not Inhale, Was Asleep at the Time, and Was Just Following Orders
Well, there Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? Oh, sorry we asked. Hey, we want to congratulate you for actually speaking with a real live reporter, not just a cuddly little lap dog that drools over you. Sorry, there, Rajiv Malhotra, but when you sleep with a dog with fleas, guess what? You get fleas. Big surprise for your research, we're sure. Anyway, here's the video:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we had to listen to the video a couple of times to make sure we got this very long list of all the things you said to discredit all that hanky-panky fraud we saw you doing with our own eyes with that hot married actress lady. Let's see, there was:

• lots of misrepresentation
• manipulation
• conspiracy
• morphing

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you've been out with lots of Miss Representation?  Is she another hot married actress with way rad curves?  We're just going to have call you Studliji for now on.  And, morphing?  Is that like saying 'more fraud', 'more fraud', 'more fraud' until it becomes the word 'morphing'?  Leave it to you, like an 'enlightened' healing master to come up with something like that.  Is that, 'Swami' Nithyananda, known as spin?

Oh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we see that you're trying to play the victim again.  You, Sri Nithyananda, seem almost convincing when you say that you were a victim of an 'intrusion of privacy', 'abused', 'totally abused'. Boy, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that married actress lady looked like a real sadist abusing you with the oil rub torture, the grip of death, and advanced suffocation techniques.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are lucky to escape with your life!  We're sure you're divine now.  And invasion of privacy?  Looks more like an invasion of private parts, if you ask us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  True Saints always lived a transparent lives.  Welcome to the club, there, Saint.  That is 'Saint Tongue, the Smooth Operator'.  Looks like your private life did have something to hide.  Nice that you're a public figure claiming to be a celebate monk with a hot, sexy, married actress in your closet.

And, what a detective.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are now going to do your own detective work to show us:

...which part was morphed, which part is misrepresented, which is manipulated... all these things we are studying, before I come to a 'complete' conclusion, I don't want to make any comment.

Wow, we can really trust you, genuine, bona fide 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda with all that detective work, just like that 'unbiased' research with lap dog, Rajiv Malhotra.  But, guess what, there, man-of-his-word 'Swami' Nithyananda, you already said plenty.  As always, you want it both ways.

Well, at least you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally admit that the actress is a devotee and taking care of you in your private quarters when were "physically, not feeling well".  Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you, an 'enlightened' healing master still needs a hot, sexy, married actress to look after you when you're sick.  Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you need a hot sexy married actress to help heal you?  Why couldn't you have just used your hand like how you healed your broken back?  That would have made having a hot, sexy, married actress totally not necessary.  Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, produce some phony doctor's note just like you produced a phony coroner's report for that murder, oh, we mean to say, accidentally death at your ashram last December 2008 involving a Canadian citizen?

Speaking of not feeling well, we're rather surprised to hear that, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  One of our loyal readers sent us yet another YouTube clip of you dancing around like a fool on Prozac and Viagra on December 24, 2009.  Was this in preparation of your alleged 'birthday' and 'enlightenment' celebrations?  (Don't forget the 'R' in celebrate, as you have reminded us.) Let's take a look:



Why weren't these videos stamped on December 23 through 25, 2010? Maybe there is something very healing indeed to that hot, sexy, married actress. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is your illness just like malaria where you would only get the intense fever at night?  Or, Sri Nithyananda, are you just a closet Count Dracula.  You, know royalty by day, blood sucker (amongst other things) by night?  We don't really know about these allegations, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but we think your whole cult operations sure do fly-by-night.

And, then, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you said that in addition to physically not feeling well, you were consciously in a deep samadhi (trance).  Wow, no wonder going into samadhi is such a big deal.  As one loyal reader pointed out, when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, go into samadhi, you get to:

• enjoy the company of a hot, sexy, married actress with lots of hands on and lips locked activity
• enjoy a little action around your muladhara joy stick
• watch pay-for-view TV
• reads worldly books and magazines with center-folds
• attend to phone calls (probably call girls, no doubt)
• get body-length oil massages, you're slick!
• collects lots of money in the name of Kalpatharu darshan
• brainwash & defraud new victims in your programs

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you sold your brand of brainwashing enlightenment with all of these benefits, then we know demand for your programs would increase and you, renounced one, could triple the cost.  Just think how easy it would be to pay off all those palms in need with that kind of money.

And, finally, we were so glad to be assured that you still have those great renunciant qualifications of not having any lust or needs for the other person at all.

"I do not have any lust, 100 percent certain of that, I do not have any need for the other person."

Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure that this whole leela (play) was done to help others grow.  Nothing in it for you.  Absolutely zero.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you are so ultraistic.

Let's watch that other video you posted, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know the one that you're sitting up in what looks like your new luxurious bed in a prison.  Were you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, able to put it to good use?




Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you sure are consistent. More of the same.  Yes, you're still 'collecting more evidence', which translates to 'we're stalling until everyone is paid.'   Nice going there.

But, this was a surprise, you, prolific porn star of a 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, said that you wrote just 200 books.  Why this is down from 500 books just a bit earlier.  Why the modesty?  It's a lot of work to copy other masters' works, rewrite them just a bit, add your brainwashing nonsense, and then get them to the publisher.  Oh, yes, then there's all that marketing.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should be proud that you copied and plagiarized at least 500 books.  Saying that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda only did 200 books just makes you a common criminal.  You, Sir, are much greater than that.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that there is now a motive behind this conspiracy.  Let's see in your own words:

I've done so much research in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically, so much research in so many fields I contributed. I contributed in the spiritual field also, but unfortunately, because I contributed in the spiritual field also, there was no benefit of doubt given to me.

Yes, that's it.  It's all because of that 'spiritual' hands-on work you've done.  We're really lucky to see all of this research being conducted in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically with our own eyes in those videos.  That was truly the work of an 'enlightened' healing master preserved for all of us to appreciate.  We never knew that there were such sacrifices.  No wonder there are people who are jealous and out to get you.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, need to be very careful.

And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you close with one more victim statement.  We pity you, honestly.  You say that your life is endanger and that's how come you are hiding at Kumbh Mela where you have been kicked out and excommunicated.   Then, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said:

"I was such a peaceful, silent, humble spiritual movement. We never felt that we would have enemies."

Who would imagine, enemies?  Sounds like a dangerous world.  What could those silly misguided people be upset with?  Murder?  Rape?  Fraud?  Cults?  Bribes?  Cover ups?  Sex scandals?  Religious defamation?  Breaking up families?  Robbing life-savings? Adultery?  Divorces?  Deceit?  Lies?  Violence?  'Swami' Nithyananda, there sure seems to be a lot of people out there that get upset for nothing.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 97: Ninety-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 119: One hundred and nineteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.