The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

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Nithyananda's Criminal Trial Starts December 3, 2014. On July 2, 2012, a U.S. Federal Court found the Nithyananda Foundation guilty of Fraud with damages of $1,565,000 U.S.D. Peaceful Spirituality or Blood Thirsty Cult? Nithyananda's supporters are willing to die for his crimes. The untimely death of a Canadian citizen in Nithyananda's ashram.  An accident or murder? Nithyananda is not who he seems to be. Behind the scenes, Nithyananda's smile is quite different. Some like it spicy. Nithyananda is known to offer chilies, human hair, and marijuana seeds in his midnight fire rituals. Nithyananda the 'renunciant' was caught money laundering over $6,000,000 USD into his personal bank account. Nithyananda managed several hedge funds while in the U.S. on a religious visa. Spiritual practice? Tantric techniques? Or just plain sleaze? Sex Swami Nithyananda: Self-Idolizing and Cross-dressing Nithyananda's Healing: This won't hurt a bit. Your Soul is now mine; brainwashed and devoted to me. Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977? Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977? Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977?

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Nithyananda Kicked Out of Kumbh Mela - Fraud, Sex, Scam & Cults Not Wanted Here


'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & His Sex Cult Sent Home From Kumbh Mela

Hey there, Sri Nithyananda, what's up?  Oh, we just heard on the news that the Kumbh Mela Committee decided to say bye-bye to you, your cult, your fraud, your sex, your lies, your scandal your rape, your crimes, your murder, your land grab, your fake propaganda, and your disgrace on Hinduism and Vedic culture.  Some how the Kumbh Mela Committee just didn't think you were up to it this year.  We have no idea why. According to this news video, the committee destroyed the land set aside for you and your cult followers, which was about 8,000 square feet.  Wow, that's great slash and burn tactics.  'Swami' Nithyananda, did the committee also burn you in effigy? or was this a big enough hint that they really didn't want you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda to turn your camp at Kumbh Mela into a massage parlor?  Don't worry there, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  The Kumbh Mela Committee still addressed you as a 'Saint'.  We think that they forgot they forgot the word 'tongue' at the end, as in 'Swami Saint Tongue, the Smooth Talking Operator'.  (Come on readers, say that real fast, and then you will know.)

So, we guess that means that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, really were at Kumbh Mela or at least intended to go there.  Wow, that's the closest thing to the Truth we've gotten out of you in such a long time.  We're really proud of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  You're really making a lot of progress.  At this rate, we imagine that in about thirty years from now you might even be able to answer all those questions about your time line, your alleged wandering, your fake 'enlightenment', birthday, how many ladies, everything.  Of course, there will probably be a big book deal if you tell the truth then, but if you don't tell the truth now, we'll try to arrange another book deal.  We'll make sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are booked for all the crimes that you have committed and that the authorities really throw the book at you.  Hopefully, these authorities will also throw away the key, but we can't be too hopeful.

Here, let's watch the video together:



So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, now that you've been tossed from entering your 'official' duty of Kumb Mela, what are you going to do?  Does this mean that you will take responsibility for every thing that has happened and face all those nice meek reporters that will ask soft gentle planted questions just like your devotee, we mean to say, independent researcher and sometimes writer Rajiv Malhotra?  And, we're sure that the police and other authorities will be extra nice to you if you be sure to give them enough of the right financial incentives. Wink. Wink.  Ou La La, Coop d'etat!

But, yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this throws your schedule way off.  If you, Sri Nithyananda, arrive back at Bidadi now, all those wire transfers might not yet cleared into the right bank accounts, and then the authorities might even ask stern questions.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you better wait just a bit until it cools down a little as you implied in your interview.  But, where can you hide and still have all the comforts of home?  We know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can stay at the IPL Cricket Cheerleaders' Clubhouse.  We're sure that those ladies will be excited to have a real, live, legendary Paramahamsa to tell their fortunes and practice those meditations (and other special techniques) that awaken their muladhara (root) chakras just like you recently preached on YouTube.  Here, let's watch you, 'Paramahamsa' Studman Nithyananda tell it like it is:



Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 95: Ninety-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 117: One hundred and seventeen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Hanuman 3.0, a.k.a. Lenin, Sets Lanka Ablaze to Defeat Nithyananda's Fraud & Sex Cult


Modern Day Hanuman Defends Dharma Against Modern Day Ravana (Nithyananda & His Cult - Pure FRAUD!)


CALL TO ACTION: All Devotees of the Divine and Defenders of Dharma, Pass This Video to EVERYONE You Know.  Also GIVE SUPPORT to our modern day Hanuman, Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda. Protect him and spread his word.



Well there, Sri Nithyananda.  Do you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, remember the Ramayana?  You know, that classic story between dharma (righteousness) and adharma (unrighteousness)?  Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we often compared you to a character in that very epic.  Sorry to say, that you 'Swami' Nithyananda, seem to be a perfect fit for Ravana. Why? Well, let's see, there's that anger, greed, violence, power thirsty, ego, oh, yes, lots of that, lies, and you name it, you fit it.  Oh, yes, and then there's that lust thing.  And, going after other people's wives.  How could that possibly slip our minds?   And, what a coincidence, Ravana even had an evil brother just kind of like you have, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We mean anyone whose brother is in charge of the accounting and is willing to lie about your age, well, we consider that not to be with dharma.  On a side note, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, where is your older brother?  He has been missing from this drama from day one.  Doesn't he believe that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were born on January 1, 1978?  And, does he actually believe that you did all that wandering in nine years now reduced to just six years but really just zero years because you were in the Ramakrishna Mission the whole time? 

You know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't Ravana also known for building big, big, big cities to glorify himself with big, big, big, temples, to of all deities, Lord Shiva?  We think that is right, but there was a big difference between you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and Ravana.  We think Ravana was a bit more sincere in his worship.  And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, wasn't it Lord Shiva himself who came in the form of Lord Hanuman that really defeated Ravana and his wicked cult in Lanka?


Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we would sure like to see an updated version of Lord Hanuman come down to this planet and do the same to you.  No offence or anything, but what you have done is really wrong.  You, know, enslaved people into your cult through mind games to work 24/7 to build your empire, drugging and tricking attractive ladies to give up their innocence or abandon their husbands to give you a little sexual pleasure, summons god-knows-what from all of your graveyard worship, robbing people of their land and wealth, leaving them nothing for their old age, breaking up families, violence, rape, murder, and smearing Hinduism and Vedic culture as if it was a cheap commodity or some form of personal toilet paper used only to benefit your self.  Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you've been a bit cheeky lately.  At least it smells that way.

But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this over here?  Why isn't this one of your blue movies that launched your porn star career? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, how did that happen?  Oh, we get it now, one of your cult members woke up just like we did.  But, wow, Sri Nithyananda, this guy didn't just leave your hell-hole-of-for-ashram and try to start his life over again.  He stuck around just to expose you, and he sure did a great job of exposing you, maybe a little bit to much exposure, but certainly a great job.  'Swami' Nithyananda, who was this person?  Oh, we see, it was Sri Lenin Karuppan.  Wasn't he your diver?  But, now he's driving your crazy!  Oh, what irony.  A lonely driver can bring down a huge villain, that's you, Sri Nithyananda.


And, what 'Nithya xyz-Ananda' name did you give your driver who is now driving you crazy?  Oh, you gave him the name Sri Nithya Dharmananda.  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you really must have meditated before giving someone one of your special brainwashing-identity-robbing-cult-entrapping names.  We thought all along that one of your caretakers just had some Excel spreadsheet and randomly matched names like we seen her do so many times before at your programs.  But, then again, if there's a big time donor, you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, then we know that you give that person a special name to flatter their ego like Ahimsananda or something like that to ensure a steady stream of major money and support.  Yes, money and their soul, right there in your pocket, next to your, ah, wallet... just for safekeeping.

But we digress, Sri Nithyananda.  We do mean to say that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda seemed to get it right in giving names at least once, but don't let your ego swell so big there.  Even a broken clock is right twice a day.  But, giving Sri Lenin Karuppan the name of Sri Nithya Dharmananda was spot on.

You see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, there are very few people that were trapped into your cult that were able to 'wake up' and realize that you were not only just a fraud, but they were stuck in a cult.  Those few people that did wake up usually ran away and tried to restart their lives without looking back. In the case of Sri Lenin Karuppan, he not only woke up, but he stuck around while awake in this horrible cult mess.  Then he risked his life, you heard me right there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, he risked his life and put himself in harms way to catch you commit all kinds of crimes on video.  If you caught Sri Lenin Karuppan video taping you, Sri Nithyananda, we bet that he would have had another mysterious death falling from some high unknown place, and you and your cult henchmen would blame it on Sri Lenin Karuppan with some lame story like:
"We warned him that he should not have attempting doing acrobats on top of the water tower during a heavy rainstorm.  We guess his ego was just too big for Swami's energy.  Hey, we even have a coroner's autopsy report, which we wrote ourselves, that proves that we are completely innocent and that it is all Sri Lenin Karuppan's fault.  Case and casket closed."
Yes, Sri Nithyananda, Sri Lenin Karuppan really was brave to risk everything.  And, did he do this for money, fame, to impress some hot yoga chick?  No, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  He didn't even do it because he was jealous of you, although you and your public relations (more like public retaliation) spokesperson would like us to believe that.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, speaker of revised Truths, you've done your absolute best to discredit him.  But, unfortunately for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, too many people know Sri Lenin Karuppan personally.  They know him as being sweet, sincere, honest, trustworthy, of character, etc., you know, he is just about everything you're not.  And, so when you go on a rampart character assault, all of your fingers get pointed right back at you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  We just have selected fingers pointed at you, but we'll resist for now.  Anyway, you came up empty handed again.  Perhaps you, Sri Nithyananda, were clutching on to something else.

You see, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this is a big deal.  We certainly have been under your attack and have received your legal threats, etc., but most of the time, we've done our sparring in the comforts of our living room, far from you and your cult.  We also had some time to wake up and assess just how bad you were.  Sri Lenin Karuppan, on the other hand, woke up, and immediately began to fight back, right there, in the dangers of your own territory.  We are just amazed.  Sri Lenin Karuppan not only recognized what was right (with dharma), but he acted on what was right with no ulterior motive other than to uphold dharma.  We are not qualified to say if Sri Lenin Karuppan really is Hanuman or not, but we are very certain that Hanuman's energy and intelligence worked through Sri Lenin Karuppan.  Therefore, we salute him as Hanuman 3.0, the updated revised version of Hanuman.  Whereas Hanuman used his own tale (and that must have hurt) to set fire all of Lanka, Sri Lenin Karuppan used a tiny video recorder that spread like fire over the internet.  We are just amazed and impressed, and we really do hail our Hanuman 3.0, a.k.a. Lenin, as a hero in protecting dharma, Hinduism, and Vedic culture from a hijacking-kidnapper, that's you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

Get Ready to Help!
So, all of you readers out there, who believe in dharma and identify with the little honest guy who can bring down the big villain, please extend a hand to Sri Lenin Karuppan.  He is going to need legal assistance and needs a safe place with food, shelter, and basic living accommodations/needs, etc.  This is your chance to show Divinity that you do care, and that you do want dharma to win over adharma.  So, please open your heart and extend a hand.  No, we are not going to promise you 'enlightenment' for helping.  Sorry, someone else already has done this and it is wrong.  But, we will promise you the satisfaction to know that you have stopped other young ladies from being sexually traumatized and raped, that you have stopped other people from being swindled, and that you have prevented further hijacking and erosion of our rich Hindu and Vedic traditions, etc.  Later, we'll give links on how you can help.  Just get ready, for Sri Lenin Karuppan really could use a hand right now.

Jai Bajrang Bali Jai Hanuman Ki Jai!!!
Transcript of Video and Conversation:

Nakkeeran’s Interview of Dharmananda (9th, Mar, 2010)

Nakkeeran: Hello

Dharmananda: Hello. I am happy to deliver these truths to the world through Nakkeeran. To tell you exactly, in 2006 I first join Swami as his disciple. Before that in 2004 I attended his meditation program. After that I did many of his programs continuously, one after another. I became deeply interested and from 2006 Aug onwards I became his direct disciple. Until I left recently in Feb 2010 I was living in his ashram only. I was following his teachings and practicing them. I was there because I liked his teachings. The reason for this video is, last year in November, I started hearing many things about him from some people. I was shocked by what I heard, because people see him and we also see him only as god. But the information I heard was shocking, I don’t even know how to say it!

This video incident has happened before but there was no proof of it. How to tell the world about it? So many youngsters and women are coming in every day. There are some who have been affected, but they are unable to talk about this openly, because if they bring this in the open their personal family life will be affected negatively by it. Because of that fear none of this came to public view. If that mask has to be torn, this kind of video is needed as solid evidence. That is why this video was taken and released.

Nakkeeran: What did people tell you about how they were affected? You say women were affected. Was it physical?

Dharmananda: Yes. Women have been abused through their body [sexual abuse]. The worst part of all this is, they are not even aware that they are being abused, to that extent they have been mesmerized. That is the sad news. “I am God. If you are with God, you will also achieve my state”, this is what he has told them and kept them mesmerized. Because of that, they don’t even think there is something wrong in this. They don’t even realize that they are a victim [of this abuse]. This is the problem. Only because some people mentioned it, even I came to know about it.

Nakkeeran: So he claims himself to be an incarnation of God?

Dharmananda: Yes. “I am Krishna. If you are with me like the Gopikas, you will also achieve their state”, this is what he tells them and mesmerizes them to abuse them.

Nakkeeran: So he says this is a path to enlightenment?

Dharmananda: Yes, he says that. He says this is a tantra technique, that’s what he makes them all believe. I was shocked to hear this and I realized that only if this is proved with some evidence people will believe what is going on. Even after giving all this evidence some people still don’t believe it. If I had said this with mere words, nobody would have believed me. That’s why I decided that I have to collect evidence for this. Legally whether this can be punished or not, only the police and government has to decide. Whatever is his true face, I have showed it [to the world]. Now its for the law to decide.

Nakkeeran: Is there any hidden motive for you to defame Nithyananda like this?

Dharmananda: Definitely not! I don’t have any hidden motive or agenda for this. People must know the truth about who he is – this is my only intention. There are so many youngsters from Tamilnadu, not only Tamilnadu they come from all around the world – young men and more importantly young women; and in addition there are many families that also come and join the ashram. I do not want any more people to be affected like this, that is the only genuine good intention with which this was done. There is no other hidden motive or conspiracy behind this.

Nakkeeran: What is the reason for this video to be released so many days after it was shot?

Dharmananda: Due to certain safety, security and legal reasons it took some time.
 
Nakkeeran: There is an allegation that he was blackmailed with this video for getting some money.

Dharmananda: No. This is entirely a false accusation spread by them. If I wanted money, then this news would not have come out at all. This accusation itself is wrong. If I wanted money I could have directly talked to them, I could have lived like a king. This news would not have come out at all.

Nakkeeran: How true are the scenes in this video? Nithyananda’s people have been continuously claiming that this is a forgery.

Dharmananda: The original source CD, I have submitted to Tamilnadu police and government. Let their lab report become available. I am saying that this is definitely original. Let them prove that this is fake, then legally whatever punishment they give me, even if they give me death sentence, death by hanging, I am willing to accept it. I know this video is entirely true. It even has date and time on it.

Nakkeeran: There is an allegation that Ranjitha and you conspired together and created this video.

Dharmananda: No. No.

Nakkeeran: There is also an allegation that you were accused in the Magnetic Therapy Bed case.

Dharmananda: This is false accusation. In 2003 there was a company that was promoting Magnetic Therapy Bed. They had many lakhs of distributors. I was also one of the distributors who was cheated by that company. I was also a victim who lost money. There is no police complaint against me in that case. This is a false allegation meant to defame me and show me in bad light.

Nakkeeran: In the middle of all this, you said you were afraid for your life. Was the ashram such a place where you had to be concerned for your life?

Dharmananda: Yes. Ashram is about 40 acres land. In that Swami stayed in approximately 2-3 acres land. In that area nobody can enter, even ashramites, disciples, no one can enter. Only those who are chosen by Swami can go into that area. It is a high security area. For example, you can even visit American President’s home, but it is very difficult to go into Swami’s quarters.

Nakkeeran: Will only specific people be allowed there?

Dharmananda: Yes. Yes, definitely. Only those whom he chooses, ladies only will be allowed there.

Nakkeeran: Is that for doing service to him?

Dharmananda: Yes. Only those who do service to him are allowed there.

Nakkeeran: Who selects them?

Dharmananda: Swami. Only Swami selects them, no one else interferes in that.

Nakkeeran: After this video was aired what kind of feedback have you received?

Dharmananda: Many friends and relatives although they could not contact me directly, they expressed that I have done a good thing. Many people from around the world, including some ashramites, feel happy that a person who has been fooling the society, a womanizer in the disguise of a Sannyasi wearing the kavi cloth, is exposed. Many emails and phone calls appreciating this have been received. People have been expressing a strong support through Nakkeeran and all other media also.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 94: Ninety-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 116: One hundred and sixteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

WARNING! 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's YouTube Videos are Not Safe for Families or at Work - Extreme Fraud!


WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!:

These YouTube Videos are Not Safe at Work, Temples or with Families - Viewer Discretion is Advised.

OK, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, we're going the low road here, but things don't get much lower than you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your cult. The viewers need to see what you are like in your private domain. You see, Sri Nithyananda, there's the holy you who sits on 24K golden thrones that were purchased by sincere devotees thinking that their money was going to help humanity. And, then there's the private you, who does very naughty things with married ladies or very young ladies. Either way, you, Swami Nithyananda, have robbed the innocence of young ladies or have ruined the sanctuary of holy marriage. We won't even go into the details on how you encourage ladies to take off their thali / mangala sutras (sacred gold chains that women wear to symbolize a holy marriage). You, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, are a disgrace to anything and everything in this world. Here's the blow-by-blow proof of you and your friend being caught red handed.

WARNING: THESE VIDEOS ARE NOT SAFE AT WORK, AROUND CHILDREN, OR AT TEMPLES. VIEW WITH DISCRETION!






Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 87: Eighty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 109: One hundred and nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets Busted in Sex Scam. Fraud! Fraud! Fraud!


Video Available!


'Swami' Nithyananda Caught with His Dhoti Down
Hey, there, Sri Nithyananda, looks like you had a rough night.  Get any sleep?  We heard you've been in samadhi for the last nine days.  Is this, like, your version of nine-nights of prayer?  But, what type of goddess do you, Sri Nithyananda, pray to?  Oh, we see, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda pray to film goddesses.

And, before we forget, Sri Nithyananda, Happy Holi! Yes, Swami Nithyananda, Holi happened right at the time of all this excitement. It's very colorful, just like you. We love the story about how the innocence of the little guy was able to send the wicked demon to her fiery death. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you see a connection here?

Wow, your mission is sure getting famous.  You, Sri Nithyananda, have been giving personal energy darshan to hot actresses.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure have upgraded your room service.  Looks like you're getting more than just food.  Dinner and a show.  There's a big feature about you on SunTV, let's look:



And, here's a Telugu Version of the same video:




Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we never saw you give energy darshan with you legs that way before.  That poor lady must have been very sick. She even got mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. But, lucky for her that after receiving all of your healing energy, she was able to jump right out of your bed, oh, we mean, energy circle, and look as fit as a fiddle.  She even had the curves of a fiddle.  Wow, Sri Nithyananda.  My grandmother is not feeling so well.  Will you give her that special healing too?  And, was that a new yoga pose we saw from you?  You, Sri Nithyananda, sure seemed flexible.  Like a human rubber-man.

And, Swami Nithyananda, what was that you were petting?  Were you taking away some negative energy? Or was it part of your holistic approach to healing? We thought your initiated healers were supposed to use 'healing sticks' in that region.  We guess that since you are an 'enlightened' master, those rules don't apply to you.

And, on your computer, Sri Nithyananda, what video were you watching?  Looks like it involved some sheep.  Was that part of your flock or just more fleece?  And, it looks like all of your donors really were fleeced.  But, the video you were playing wasn't that clear.  And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what was that you were popping into your mouth, at least twice?  Was that medication?  What type of medication, Sri Nithyananda? Were these 'Bliss Pills', He-Man pills, or just not-feeling-very-well pills?

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, judging by all the little knick-knacks around the room that was no hotel.  Was this sacred healing happening in your pad at the ashram?  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, maybe one of your inner-circle, you know, probably one of the folks that you beat again and again turned on you and planted that spy camera. Why would they ever do that, Sri Nithyananda?  We thought that you were a big hit with all of them, at least the ones that you broke your cane over their heads.  And, Sri Nithyananda, was that a peek of the famous 'paramahamsa' bird we heard you talk so much about?  Was that the same bird that never really touched the ground and never went through all of that teenage angst and hormones?  That really was a glimpse of the master.  We're glad we didn't miss.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are you still experimenting with immaculate conception like you bragged about in 2007?  Did you get any results from this immaculate conception?  If you did, you, Sri Nithyananda, really should help pay for child support.  It is only fair.  Judging by this video, Sri Nithyananda, you still do practice immaculate conception.  Just look how clean and tidy your sanyasi dhoti cloth (renunciate monk clothes) still was.  We bet you did the whole exercise routine without even taking your dhoti off, and still we bet it doesn't even need to be washed.  We guess we can just call you Mr. Clean from now on.  Will you come clean, there, Sri Nithyananda?

'Swami' Nithyananda, nothing really surprises us with you any more.  It used to, but not any more.  That shock factor just seems to have slipped away.  But, there was something today that really did surprise us, Sri Nithyananda.  That was how nonchalant you were during the whole yoga and healing exercises that you did.  It looks like you have done this many times before.  So, Sri Nithyananda, how many times have you done these yoga and healing exercises and how many different women got to experience the 'inner' you?  We bet that could be a pretty long list of just about anyone you thought was worthy and willing to experience your 'energy'.

And what is there here, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Is this one of your videos?  Is it called, "From Lust to Liberation (A Discourse delivered at Inner Awakening & Life Bliss Engineering LBE)"?  That sure looks like some great advice.  If we follow these techniques, Sri Nithyananda, will the goodies of divinity just unfold in front of us and surround us with its pleasurable healing effect?



So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are you still a 'Paramahamsa', you know just like Paramahamsa Ramakrishna?  And, Sri Nithyananda, what's going to happen at your ashrams?  Will there be a big charter bus to take everyone away?  Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda attend the Kumbha Mela festivities?  Will you, Sri Nithyananda, lead the procession?  We're sure that everyone will be able to recognize you now.  And what about your programs, Sri Nithyananda?  Is there a new awakening in your Inner Awakening program?  We bet the participants never thought that they would get so much churning.  And, how are all the ashrams doing there, Sri Nithyananda?  We understand that there are a lot of people out there that would like to do a big fire ritual and burn the whole place down.  Maybe you, Sri Nithyananda, can add some red chilies to the whole affair so it won't be a total loss.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 86: Eighty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 108: One hundred and eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.