God-Fraud, Nithyananda Dragged Back to Bangalore, Stalls & Calls Nurses for Room Service

Nithyananda's Transformation Blueprint: From Fraud to Fugitive to Faker to Furlough to Freedom
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Boy, you look a bit stressed, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We bet that you could use a little R&R to recoup and recharge yourself. We know just the place, a nice little sleepy town in the foothills of the Himalayan Mountains in Himachal Pradesh. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will just love it. This time of year, it is so nice. Spring, birds, fresh air... and no one around to bother you... why there's even all the modern amenities such as wireless internet and cell phone coverage. Oh, my gosh! We're so sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We forgot that you were busted because the CID Team was able to trace your phone number. Who do you, 'Paramahamsa' think gave them such confidential information? Sri Nithyananda, did you use this same phone to try to intimidate all those donors who recently left you after they lost their life savings to build your empire? Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we agree. Those 'ungrateful' people are still stuck in the greed factor. Just imagine, they lost their lifesavings, and they got some strong words from you that no doubt, helped remove their ego. And, just because of that, look what happens. They probably were willing to call up the CID Team or even pass your cell number on to our friend, Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald, who probably then passed it on to the CID Team. Wow, we guess that how news travels.

'Swami' Nithyananda, it looks like your whole house has fallen on you. Just like this classic picture from the Wizard of Oz:

No, No, No, Sri Nithyananda. That is not Ma Medhananda Mayi under that house. She is still running loose out in the West, Seattle to be exact. That definitely isn't her. We hate to tell you this, actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that is you stuck under there with your smelly feet exposed. You're in the East now... and well, you seemed to be crushed by the house you built. But, don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, unless someone tents the house and fumigate, we imagine that you will be able to borrow down and slither out sometime before next winter.

For the record, 'Swami' Nithyananda, let's review all of the charges that have been leveled against you, shall we?:

• Two cases under Sections 295A (deliberate and malicious acts, intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs)
• 376 (punishment for rape)
• 377 (unnatural sex)
• 420 (cheating and dishonestly inducing delivery of property)
• 506 (criminal intimidation) 
• 120B (criminal conspiracy) of IPC

That's quite a collection, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Will your threatening kal bhairava emails on your confiscated computers will show up on this list? We've already reported your threats to the FBI. Just a tip from us, next time in your 10-page sex contract, be sure to include a phrase about not being married and 'available'. That might help you look like a legitimate sex-craved sanyasi (renunciant). So, where do all the other charges fit it?  Let's see there's gold smuggling, excess foreign funds on hand (just a weekend supply, no doubt), more illegal forest products including tiger skins. Say, you go all out for your room service ladies.  Were those skins for your meditation or for more 'experiments'?  We agree, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Nothing like a hot room service lady on a tiger skin. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, those new findings are not exactly extremely serious criminal acts. Small time stuff, like that of a petty criminal. But, we're sure that everyone knows that you did the violent crimes above, so the authorities will be able to keep you at bay until they get the evidence they need. Those crimes above should do the trick.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to be honest, we were a bit disappointed with your arrest. We were expecting to see you sporting handcuffs. You know, without handcuffs, you might have been able to escape from the authorities and continue your YouTube career. But, looks like the tables were turned. Instead of giving them the slip, someone gave you the slipper. Did they do this because, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, had no sole? OK, we realized that was a low shot, but it was the thought that counted.

More seriously, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Foreign Exchange Management Act (FEMA) and notify the Enforcement Directorate (ED). For all the laundering you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda did, you sure didn't have a clean act. In fact, take a look at you as you were arrested:

photo source: www.daijiworld.com

Sri Nithyananda, your hair looks greasy, you're unshaved, your saffron cloth is wrinkled, and looks like you haven't slept all night. Why 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you look just like an ashramite! Welcome to our world, when we were brainwashed slaves of course. Is this your karma coming around? Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, let's hope not. Let's pray that the police don't break canes over your head and throw furniture on you like you did to your ashramites to beat them into a brainwashed submission. That would be very cruel.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we heard the CID team was very nice to you. In fact, they even cleaned and fixed the toilet in your 8' by 5' cell. Wow nice of them. Perhaps that preparation was for their benefit, though. They must have watched your YouTube channel and knew that if that 'content' couldn't be flushed down and then the stench got into their air conditioning unit, it would be torture for them. We're beginning to catch on to their logic in receiving you, Sri Nithyananda. And, we understand, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that the CID Team went out of their way to make your feel at home. Why they even installed a little camera and a one-way mirror. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, don't get too excited. This isn't going to be the type of bar and grill you're used to. Quite different, we're sure.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, is your little cell nice and clean? Is the mattress they slip in during nap hours to your standards? We hope that everything is to your liking, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Just imagine that if there were head lice that infested your hair, then they would have to shave [hint, hint] everything off, well maybe not everything. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we bet if they shaved your head, then you would look just like a common criminal, exactly like Bhaktananda. By the way, how is he? Oh, that's right, we heard that he's no longer in the air-conditioned lock up but in jail for a couple of weeks. That ought to cool him off, or will it? Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if they do shave your head like Bhaktananda, do you think we'll be able to see that little birthmark that looks like a '9-9-9' symbol upside down! And, if you didn't have that birthmark, then do you think that at least one of the good-natured interrogators would be willing to tattoo that symbol on you just for authenticity?

Wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's smoke coming from our computer and sulfur fumes belching out. Yuck. Disgusting. Look, an email from The Devil! And, the email is written in crimson blood. Boy, we didn't know that it was possible to send an email written in blood, but here it is:

Dear Blog Owner,

Sorry to say that I am very offended by your humor.  Please note, as the caretaker of pure evil, I want you to be aware that Nithyananda Swami does not meet my already very low standards.  Just like Osho, I don't claim to be anything that I'm not.  In this way, Nithyananda Swami, has tried to hide all of his shame behind a veneer of holiness.  Nithyananda Swami is undeserving to be associated with our registered up-side-down 9-9-9™ symbol. Any further violations of our Registered Trademark, and I will make sure that the search engine ranking for this site sinks to the bowels of Nithyananda's abode.  Have a nice day.

Yours cordially,  The Devil

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we've gotten all kinds of threats from all kinds of characters, but this was the first time that The Devil has threaten us. We guess that even The Devil will have to go to the back of an already very long line if he wants to sue us or do anything to stop us. Sorry, no special treatment; not even for your peers, Sri Nithyananda. But, wait a minute, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this criticism here?:

"Only a house-holder is entitled for tantric sex. Claiming to be a monk and using so many people for one's pleasure is unpardonable,"

"(Nithyananda) has violated UNAIDS guidelines as well as the rules of tantra."

“He (Nithyananda) should have had one partner and announced himself as a tantric guru. It has caused damage to the faith of people in the institution and traumatized many.”

Who said that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Oh, that was Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. Wait at minute, that makes two devils in one day!  It was bad enough that The Devil condemns you, but when you have a truly evil, cult personality and renown closet womanizer, like Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, come out and publicly denounce you, then you know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you really need to get your marketing team in overdrive. Otherwise, donations are going to dry up into the bottomless pit you seemed to dig for yourself in, and then you'll have no choice but to sell your ashram and other assets to Sri Sri at a fire and brimstone sale rate. Scandalous.

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, how are you going to recover from this setback? Oh, we see, you're going to start a campaign to have everyone recite a mantra for your acquittal. How enchanting.  And, you're actually going to lead by example. How innovative.  We're not used initiative from you, Sri Nithyananda. Which mantra are you going to use? Oh, yes, your standard house mantra:

Om Hrim Nithyananda

But, wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there are only about sixty people in the world that are still willing to say that mantra. But, don't worry, 'Swami' Nithyananda; there's close to six million people still willing to chant for you. But, Sri Nithyananda, you'll have to modify your mantra just a bit. Don't worry, it will still be close to your original mantra, but just slightly different. Here it is:

Om H-Ream it up your backside, Nithyananda

Since you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, seem so at ease changing sacred mantras to substitute your name, we knew that you wouldn't mind this slight alteration. It kind of makes it a little more joyful to say. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should give it try. We would like to see you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, smile again. Honest. It gives us great joy to imagine the CID Team telling you again and again to wipe that stupid smirk off your face. Oh, don't cry on us. Boo Hoo. Really Sri Nithyananda, we've seen crocodiles with more sincerity.

Just think, Sri Nithyananda, in a two days, you'll be back on that 24(K) golden throne in your ashram waiting for a nice afternoon massage on your bed without any more surveillance cameras. Of course, with Bhaktananda in jail, you might have to give yourself that massage, but we know you'll manage somehow. So, just forty-eight hours of CID interrogation. That should be easy for you. In your book, Formless in Form, page 44, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, mentioned how you withstood days of doing the panchtapas (fire meditation), that in your own words:

"So extreme was this penance that none but the most courageous even attempted it."

And, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda go on to say how you were surrounded and went down, down, down, in ring a fire... and the flames got higher (just like Johny Cash) and placed a pot of smoldering embers on your head to boot. Wow! That must have been tough. And, then just to make sure you could outdo Clint Eastwood, in the same book you mention about doing the 'dreaded' traatak mediation where you would stare at the sun all day long without blinking. So, the withstanding the rigors of talking to a few non-brainwashed souls that do not carry your certificates of 'enlightenment' especially after being cooped in with the likes of Bhaktananda, should be a piece of cake.

So, what is this? Chest pain? Are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, trying to say that the CID Team put the squeeze on your chest? We all know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda were very good at doing that do others, especially after watching those videos. Is this part those karmic returns? If you really had chest pains, why weren't you able to heal them?  After all, in Formless in Form on page 44, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, talk about how you broke your back on a truck ride in an army truck from Tapovan, and how you healed your back with your own hands to the amazement of the doctors. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you heal your back, but forgot to heal your spine? We don't understand. After all, in all your books, you included the article of "A Mind of a Mystic" which included all of those test results from some doctors in Oklahoma in 2005.  From this study, you, Sri Nithyananda clinically 'proved' your ability to control your brainwaves from the results indicated from Positron Emission Tomography (PET) device. The gushing doctor talked about how you effortlessly moved into the 'pleasure zone' by simply meditating at will:

"I believe the PET scan revealed what I call the brain's 'D-spot'. Whether you consider the 'D' in D-spot to stand for Delight, the Divine or even Dopamine (the chemical through which our bodies experience pleasure), initial indications are that the meditation can stimulate it."

So, Sri Nithyananda, why then did the medical results for your chest pains come back as 'negative'? Weren't you able to heal yourself? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you faking it because all those chats with CID Officers were too much for you and it made you cry? Really? 'Swami' Nithyananda, where did you learn this behavior? I couldn't have been from any of your room service ladies. We doubt that any of them ever said, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache." So, where did you learn this? Oh, yes, one of our loyal readers gave a plausible explanation that you learned this from watching TV while, you, Sri Nithyananda, would go into samadhi (trance) and do tantric 'experiments', while you were not feeling well, of course. Yes, if you weren't watching TV, it would have just seemed like regular sex. But, now we know that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were really not that interested in the sex, so you must have watched TV in a way to unclutch your mind while distributing all of that tantric energy. Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, next time you do this type of healing meditation, we suggest that you watch some educational television, instead of those cheap crime thrillers. After all, James Cagney as well as tips from Cosmopolitan [source:IBN-Live] are not the ideal roll model for a real genuine 'parmahamsa'.

OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt.  So, let's just assume that you weren't faking it. Just the same, we're still confused, Sri Nithyananda. If you're able to heal yourself, quickly get into the 'pleasure zone', and can stand the rigors of the toughest of tapas (penance meditations), then why did you still go to the hospital? Now we get it; room service ladies in nurse's outfits. Yes, that makes sense. Did they take your temperature with a banana? Well, they should have and filmed it too. That way, you would have had visual to show everybody if you ever try to tell that joke again. Sorry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to bust your fantasy, but as you probably found out, real nurses don't dress or behave that way.  We know, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda probably got those ideas from your DVD collection, but it is always good to become aligned with your reality.

Sri Nithyananda, have you ever thought about writing a book from all of these recent experiences as a fugitive and now as an inmate? We think a titled called "Common Criminal Behavior to Uncommon Criminal Acts" just might capture the essence of your new life story. We'll be sure to purchase a copy and write a favorable review for it. We can't wait to read the upcoming chapters.  We'll be waiting.

Latest Headlines:

• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/65789/nithyananda-likely-booked-fema.html (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/66097/nityanandas-police-custody-extended-two.html(Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/66191/nithyananda-hospitalised-chest-pain.html
  (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/66244/nityananda-discharged-hospital.html
  (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.tamilkey.com/nithyanandas-agreement-paper-with-lady-devotee-leaked.html
  
• (has actual contract)
• http://ibnlive.in.com/blogs/dpsatish/237/61773/nithyananda-the-sadhu-who-reads-cosmopolitan.html
  (Funny Article)
• http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Charges-under-Fema-could-add-to-Nityanandas-woes/articleshow/5854818.cms
• http://www.bangaloremirror.com/index.aspx?page=article&sectid=10&contentid=201004252010042509564934348640daa
• http://www.bangaloremirror.com/index.aspx?page=article&sectid=10&contentid=2010042420100424052106135db57f069
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/interrogating-sex-swami-was-like-a-punishment-20922.php
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/seized-tiger-pelt-could-spell-trouble-for-sex-swami-20921.php
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/did-bangalore-sex-swami-stage-manage-his-arrest-20610.php
• http://expressbuzz.com/states/tamilnadu/nithyananda-may-be-grilled-in-pondicherry/168293.html
• http://www.thehindu.com/2010/04/24/stories/2010042466410600.htm
• http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report_swami-nithyananda-discharged-from-hospital_1376157
• http://www.dnaindia.com/bangalore/report_us-agency-seeks-info-on-nithyananda-case-progress_1375632
• http://www.mid-day.com/news/2010/apr/270410-Swami-Nithyananda-Gopika-racket-CID-smuggler.htm
• http://mangalorean.com/news.php?newstype=local&newsid=178128
• http://sify.com/news/how-nityananda-had-kept-sexual-activities-secret-news-national-kexrbqadgje.html
• http://sify.com/news/nityananda-violated-rules-of-tantric-sex-sri-sri-news-international-ke0vadgjjfd.html
• http://www.asiantribune.com/news/2010/04/28/sex-scandal-nithyananda-may-be-brought-pondy-interrogation
• http://himachal.us/2010/04/25/nithyananda%E2%80%99s-associates-trail-runs-cold-in-himachal/19683/news/ravinder
• http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/nityananda-should-have-had-only-one-partner-ravi-shankar_100354324.html
• http://www.ptinews.com/news/627603_Nityananda-admitted-to-hospital-after-chest-pain
• http://www.behindindia.com/india-news-stories/apr-10-03/nithyananda-23-04-10.html
• http://indianrealist.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/can-hindus-self-govern-competitively-lessons-from-the-nithyananda-scandal/
  (boring dribble)
  

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 142: One Hundred and forty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 164: One hundred and sixty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Stop Nithyananda's Fraud; Please Come Forward

Victims, Please Come Forward and Prevent Others From Suffering Your Fate
We interrupt our normal blog style to ask all the victims of Nithyananda's fraud to come forward and tell the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) your story. We are at the tipping point of a long journey. At this juncture, we could either gain a legal conviction against Nithyananda and his cult or Nithyananda can be acquitted due to a lack of witnesses.

Please, please, please, for the sake of humanity, this is your time to come forward and prevent others from having the unfortunate fate they we shared. The CID Team has expressed concerns that not enough witnesses have come forward to reach a judgment against Nithyananda. The case, as it is right now, is weak. Not weak due to moral grounds; not weak due to allegations, but weak due to too many other people think that someone else will do the job for them. The strength to stop all of these wrongs comes from the ones who are reading these words now. This is the time to act. There is only a few more days that Nithyananda can be held in remand (jail) unless someone comes forward. If not, Nithyananda will be back on his 24(K) throne, making more brainwashing YouTube videos, and calling more mesmerized ladies to give him more of his tantric room service experiments.

Therefore, if you have any sense of moral values as well as have information that will be of interest to the CID team, please, please, please come forward.

The CID Team needs this information:

1. The crime needed to happen on Indian soil. If you received fraudulent sales calls or threats from India but received them in North America or Malaysia, please come forward.
   
2. Victims of Nithyananda's tantric experiments.   These were just wrong and unwholesome.  No one should have to go through what you went through.  Please help prevent other people from suffering the same abuse.  Please help other victims of the past to heal.  But, only you can do this.
   
3. If you have information on the financial dealings of Nithyananda's fraud, please come forward.  Do not discount anything.  If you have a receipt for a Shiva Lingam that was supposed to be installed, but never was, and if you have the receipt for this 'donation', please come forward.  The CID Team needs your help.

To all the ladies that were victims to Nithyananda's tantric experiments, please gather your strength.  This is the time to act.  We have spoken directly with the Banglore CID Team in charge of investigating Nithyananda,  both Sri KN Yogappa and top CID Administrator.  They are men of their word.  They have promised that anyone coming forward will be treated with dignity and respect.  They have female police officers that you will be able  to confide with and tell your story if sharing your story with a man is too difficult.  The top CID Administrator has promised that your identity will be protected.  That your testimonial will remain confidential.  He also promised that anyone coming forward will receive police protection against any harassing or physical threats that Nithyananda and his rowdy swamis might try to use to intimidate you.  You will not be alone.

Furthermore, top CID Administrator promised that anyone who becomes a witness (also known as an approver) will not be prosecuted for any legal irregularities that might have occurred on your side.  Yes, Nithyananda and his crafty management led by the likes of Swami Nithya Sadhananda, must certainly tried to intimidate you and threaten you.  Do not worry.  The one-sided ten-page contract is illegal and void.  It will only be used against them, not you.  Even if you helped bring others to receive Nithyananda, your innocence will be maintained.  And, even the few that helped schedule these encounters for Nithyananda, as long as you come forward now, your innocence  will be maintained.  You will be protected, and your innocence is guaranteed.  Yes, this is both the time to forgive and to act.  Unfortunately, this is a shrinking window, one that the opportunity to come forth and do the right thing is vanishing.  We only have a few days more.  We really need your help, to do the right thing, and to bring this heinous crime to an end.  No one, including you, should have to go through this.  Please act now.

On a personal level, we at this blog and the team that we have collected will try our best to make your life good again.  We expressed our opinion of all the ladies who have fallen victim to Nithyananda on our blog post two weeks ago:

Respecting the Victims of Nithyananda, the Fraud-God, & His Cult

We haven't changed.  We will never change.  Our opinion of you will only go up if you can come forward now and help the CID team.  Sorry, there isn't much we can offer in terms of compensation or reward.  But, as soul brothers, we will try to look after you if you would like our help.  If you are single and a victim of Nithyananda's crimes, we know that there are a lot of men who will worship you and want to marry you just as you are.  These men value the strength of a woman who can come forward and take the dharmic action and be bold when society norms pressure the weak to look the other way.  True spiritual beings love those that have the fearlessness to face down evil and ensure that it is stopped.  Many really good men are out there that will hold you so high that they will never let you down.  They know that they could never get anyone better in life than someone like you.  These men are not interested in dowries, societal approval, and other material nonsense.  They want solid partners to go forward in life, to have a mother of their children that will teach their children the same qualities that you demonstrated.  To these people, there is no stigma, only glory.  We cannot promise you a match, but we will promise you, as our sister, that we will look and network tirelessly for you, if you want us to do so.

So, please, we ask all victims of Nithyananda's crimes, please come forward and let the CID teams hear your story.  Good things happen to those that uphold dharma.

Here's the information again:

Report A Fraud-god
Karnataka:
Contact: Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry)
Int'l Tel: 011 91 94-808-00123
Int'l Fax: 011 91 80-223-81894
In India Tel: 9480800123
In India Fax: 080-22381894
Mail Address: Carlton House, Palace Road, Bangalore – 560 001

Tamil Nadu:

Good News! Tamil Nadu has re-opened the case and wants to hear from you. Best to inform both the Karnataka CID and the Tamil Nadu CID Teams.  (The Karnataka CID Team is urgent.)
Website: Criminal Branch, Criminal Investigation Department of Tamil Nadu (CBCID)
At this website, all the contact information to make a criminal complaint and press charges against 'Swami' Nithyananda are right there: email addresses, phone numbers, and mail addresses, etc.  Be mail a signed original, preferably notarized, to them, just to make it nice and legal.

May the Divine Mother bless everyone.  Jai Maa.
Latest Headlines:

• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/65535/godman-may-lose-his-ashram.html (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/65238/nityananda-swami-his-associates-taken.html
  (Deccan Herald)
• http://www.sakaaltimes.com/SakaalTimesBeta/20100423/4629624090742320178.htm
• http://www.bangaloremirror.com/article/10/20100423201004230508162372c408d40/Club-class-to-cattle-class.html
• http://www.bangaloremirror.com/article/10/2010042320100423050814175f78741f5/A-carte-blanche-for-sex-at-ashram.html?pageno=1
• http://www.thehindu.com/2010/04/24/stories/2010042466410600.htm
• http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Godmans-flock-signed-sex-pacts-/articleshow/5846585.cms
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/did-bangalore-sex-swami-stage-manage-his-arrest-20610.php
• http://expressbuzz.com/cities/bangalore/nithya's-'tantrick'-secrets/167653.html
• http://vijayvaani.com/FrmPublicDisplayArticle.aspx?id=1191

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Respecting the Victims of Nithyananda, the Fraud-God, & His Cult

Beyond a Means to an End; Necessary Conditions for Healing & a Conviction; No Space for Shame
Hi there, readers. We're going to take a small break from our usual style of banter and ridicule against our the fraud-god, Nithyananda and his cult. And, actually focus on something that is at least near and dear to us.

Yes, there are lots of us, in growing numbers that would like to see an end of Nithyananda's crimes and all of his fraud that he has inflicted upon society. Agreed that Nithyananda has tarnished Hinduism, Vedic culture, spiritual beliefs, and all the good work of many sincere Masters as well as seekers. Equally bad, Nithyananda has brought on a lot of pain and broken up and ruined many families. This is very wrong and must stop.

A key component in being able to mete out justice to Nithyananda is the testament from some of the victims that he sexually exploited. We often took a lighthearted approach to these crimes and called them 'room service ladies'. Although it makes the topic approachable, we have to remind ourselves (especially to the one who is typing these words) that these women are victims. And, we need to respect these victims and see them first as human beings. These women should not be seen as the potential means to our ends of convicting Nithyananda for his crimes. These ladies have already been a victim once, they don't need to be the victim twice over again.

In the comments received (not all of them published) there seems to be a call for strong, independent minded lady, the embodiment of Devi Durga, to come forth and give a 'tell all' testament against Nithyananda. Indeed, if such a lady comes forward, she would require the strength, courage, and fearlessness unknown to most of us reading this blog. There's no denying that quality. If a woman testified in court her intimate crime on how she was exploited, then the story told would not just be Nithyananda’s affairs, but her affairs too. The anticipated ridicule, shame, and ostracizing could be unbearable for anybody, regardless of gender, regardless of martial status, regardless of culture, and regardless of age.

So instead of hoping that some lady with super human qualities appears before all, let's work on giving the conditions and support to all of these ladies whether they come forward or not. They are victims. Innocent victims. They have been taken advantage of, set up, drugged either physically or esoterically, and placed in a very well planned trap. Who helped to set this trap and pave the way for these ladies to be sexually abused? Sorry, guys. Looks like we can take a majority stake in that blame. Yes, we were well meaning, deceived, fooled, etc., and like-minded victims in the same game. But, we were not careful. We failed to protect those that were counting on our support. We allowed, and most likely, encouraged the sex crimes to happen. We allowed those who had the most to lose come right up to liar's lair. Their pain has to be our pain.

OK, our point is not to suffer shame and wallow in some puddle of despair. That's not going to help anyone. We would like everyone, especially us guys, to own up to our responsibility that these sexually abused victims are the making of our own shortcomings. We need to realize that this is our fault too.

Once this understanding that everyone, especially the guys, share fault in this crime, then the first step is to forgive our selves and especially the women who were abused. Yes, we are all victims. No one realized what a monster Nithyananda really was. Most of us thought that he could really help someone in ways that we could not comprehend or understand. We really thought that Nithyananda was divinely sent. That our daughters, sisters, wives, nieces, and friends would really benefit from being around his energy. From our own personal experiences, there were plenty of times we saw the ladies deliver food to Nithyananda's private quarters and stay there for hours. During those moments, the only thoughts that entered our minds were that Nithyananda was giving extra attention to that woman and that she was very fortunate to receive his undivided blessings. OK, we were fools, and many of you reading these words, also fell short.

So, regardless of whether these women testify or not, we need to embrace them as our sisters or as or daughters, and help them heal. They need to know that at least within the realms of the immediate families and greater family of those once trapped within Nithyananda's cult, that they are loved, respected, worshipped, honored, and forgiven as they suffered through our faults. We need to see these women for the beauty that they are not for the dirt that has been dished upon them. After seeing all of the romping’s on YouTube, yes, it is easy to dismiss the fact that these victims are human beings with real feelings, with real concerns, with real lives, who yearn to have a sense of normalcy and perhaps even a future in their now tainted lives. Becoming sensitive to the human side, remembering that these are human beings, and carrying that within your heart for the remainder of your life will do so much more to heal than any conviction of Nithyananda.

So, please, readers, we beg you to do exactly this. These women will need lots of space and time. Outwardly expressions of pity and restrictions will only make things worse. Please don't let the ego, which is so eager to show others that there's an 'understanding', smother the space of someone who is trying to go forward and cope. True love will understand and silently embrace. Compassion knows no words or restrictions. But, don't worry, there will be plenty of opportunities to let others know that you stand on the side of your sister, daughter, or wife. That is the time that your head needs to be raised and voice counted to silence those who are ready to shame via whispers or rejection.

Yes, we would be delighted if at least one woman came forward and would testify against Nithyananda. That would help bring an end to these crimes and ensure that no one else will suffer the fate that many of us have suffered. Just the same, our goals and objectives should not come at the expense of the victim's dignity, integrity, and respect. These ladies were already used once. They should not be used twice, no matter how noble the cause seemed at either time. Therefore, all victims of Nithyananda's cult and fraud should take a vow that any woman who is brave enough to come forward and stop these horrible crimes is a hero beyond our own means. The courage and determination to serve humanity and risk the humiliation of a society jaded by sensationalism and instant visuals goes beyond the imaginations that described the epic heroics in terms of the battles of dharma (righteousness) and adharma (unrighteousness). So, look, guys, you better fall at the feet of any lady who is clearly braver and has much more to lose than you will comprehend in your life time. And, fall at her feet, you must. If this lady is your wife, you need to serve her as the protector of humanity and always realize that she did something that you would never be capable of doing. If this lady is your daughter or sister, you need to hold her so high in your hearts and minds that she will never be let down again. And, for you Indian guys, if she is still single, you better make sure that only the best hearted, qualified, and capable male suitors are lined up a mile deep for her to select one that will serve her sincerely for the rest of his life. She has embodied dharma (righteousness) and should be regarded as the Divine Mother herself. No second best suitors for Divinity, please.

Well, these words are nice, but they are not going to do the job alone. We would like to ask the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) to ensure a framework be put into place that will allow these victims to come forward to testify safely and with dignity. Assurances are needed that these women will not become a new victim to the ills of society. Please don't just see these women as just 'informants' or 'witnesses' that will help piece together the crimes. Instead, look at them with compassion that you would have to your own sister, your own mother, to your own daughter, or to your own wife. Find a way to allow them to tell their story but still be protected. For instance, is there a way that a victim’s identity can remain anonymous? That her name will not be in the press? That her face will not be broadcasted on television or the internet? Is there a way to ensure the dignity, privacy, and respect, so that the victim's story not her life will be disclosed? Can there be real penalties that will be levied against those who violate these terms including the smear tactics that Nithyananda's loyal cult members have exercised?

Getting a conviction against Nithyananda will help bring closure to a lot of pain that many of us have experienced. But, getting closure should be done in a way that does not create new victims from the old victims. Those who have experienced Nithyananda's pain have to ban together to ensure that any witness who testifies will be honored, cherished, and respected for the great deed that she has done. The authorities will need to create a framework to allow for system to thrive, and the media will need to show restraint in reporting the story without breaking the soul. We wish we had the answers, but at least we have an idea where to start.

For our readers that did not have to endure the pain of Nithyananda's crimes, we apologize for the personal blog post and perhaps the preachy undertones. Please just see this as a window through our thoughts, pain, and conviction.  And, if you have the compassion, please help us in our cause.

Special thanks to the person who sent us a two unpublished comments that helped sharpen our sensitivity to this matter.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 123: One Hundred and twenty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 145: One hundred and forty-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

New Legal Complaints Filed Against Nithyananda's Fraud - CIDs in Chennai & Bangalore

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Piles Up the Criminal Complaints and Charges for Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember one of your ashramites who you angled to get his home and you treated like a used tissue even especially when he went through his divorce? Which one!?! How silly of us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We should have figured that there would be almost as many people you screwed over as the number of room service ladies you've, well, ah, serviced. Anyway, that guy who you used to call Sri Nithya Prabha, obviously doesn't think much about your brand of enlightenment. In fact he thinks that cow dung serves a better purpose in society than anything thing that you've rolled out (and smeared over). So, our loyal reader and frequent contributor to this blog, under his real name of Douglas McKellor, filed criminal complaints or criminal charges against you, Sri Nithyananda, with the California State Attorney General. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that the California Attorney General, Edmund G. Brown Jr., is running for Governor? So investigating you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and all your fraud just might give Jerry Brown a nice high-profile case that involves dharma (righteousness) vs. adharma (evil). 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, don't you just love an election year?

Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we know that this is already old news, almost two weeks to be exact. But we heard from Douglas that the Attorney General Office has contacted him and Jerry Brown's lawyers seem very interested not only in you, but the sixty (60) odd names (some of them were very odd) that included ashramites of past and present, big time donors, marketing specialists also known as acharyas (teachers), enthusiastic volunteers, and city coordinators. Yes, he didn't forget your Nithya Franchise Feeders, or are they suckers?  Never mind. Regardless, they are in cahoots and in your bed too. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, maybe that was a poor choice of words considering recent allegations.

But, it doesn't stop there, Sri Nithyananda. Douglas went ahead and filed additional criminal complaints against you and your fraudulent cult with the Criminal Investigation Departments (CID) in the state of Karnataka. Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry) already confirmed that he received Douglas' official notarized complaints. Since Douglas met you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and participated in your sponsored pay-for-use programs such as your first Himalaya tour in 2004, where you acted as the tour guide, and your Ananda Tapas (a.k.a. get-burned-in-so-many-ways) program in 2007, that means that all the crimes that you committed are valid in the State of Karnataka. What luck. So, this complaint cannot be ignored. Sorry.

And, wait, there's more. Douglas is willing to travel to India just to meet you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, at your trial of course. He can't wait to relive old times together like how you used human hair in the fire ritual and then made everyone declare to everyone else how they really were enlightened, and how you pitted him against his wife and dangled sanyasi (monk) initiation in front of his wife, and then put him on the spot in public for him to say either 'yes' to her becoming a sanyasi (monk) or 'no' and really getting her upset. Do you remember that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why you did a great job of breaking up that marriage, but you were a bit slow at it. It took years to undo. Now, if you really were an 'enlightened' compassionate master, we bet that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda could have broken up that marriage in just a matter of weeks. The fact that all of your tricks and siddhis (esoteric powers) took years to erode their marriage already gave hints that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were not really 'enlightened' after all.

And, during this trial, Douglas said that he cannot wait to read some of the passages in your book "Swamiji as We Know Him". Do you remember that book, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Yes, that was the book that you printed, without permission, all your early devotees' emails, and then you made those emails a part of your blatant marketing strategy for others to fall into your cult trap. Some of those emails are just down right scary and mentioned how spouses started to snap their fingers uncontrollably and shake with your so-called energy. What was that 'energy'? Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, explain in the court? And, since these were emails were written to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and then later published as a book in which you were credited as being the author (we see a pattern here), then there is no way that you can deny that this was not your energy? Your tantric energy? Your evil energy? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, your own ego, marketing, and desire to build a legacy will be used against you in any court of law. You, Sri Nithyananda, will pay.

But, wait, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's more! Since Douglas' wife went on some trip with you to Thiruvannamalai in the State of Tamil Nadu, he thought that it would be only appropriate to send some certified and notarized criminal complaints against you in that state too. And, according to his FedEx tracker, those official documents have already arrived over 24 hours ago. Douglas thinks that his then wife would probably not have followed you there if she knew that truth about all your made up wanderings, never been enlightened, phony birth date, and so on and on and on... So, guess what, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Your legacy has followed you... right into the legal system. Yes, your legacy of fraud. Now it's time to pay the piper. Is that the same piper, you 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed as you lured all those ladies into performing room service? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we don't think so either. But, gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that only makes you wanted in three states. A real, full-fledged outlaw, like Jesse James, would be wanted in seven states or more. You are just wanted in three states. That doesn't make your legacy all that great. But, don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we'll show our readers how to file in additional states and counties, so by the time we're through, you will be wanted in 20 states or maybe even more. Now, that would be very fitting to your legacy.

Since your empire, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is now imploding, we think that this would be a good time to encourage all those that are leaving to file a criminal complaint against you. We heard that there are a lot of former followers who are jumping ship. We think that's great, but we question their motives. Are they jumping ship to recover their assets? Are they jumping ship to cover their assets? Are they jumping ship so they and their assets wouldn't be thrown in jail? Or, are they jumping ship because they now realize that what you, 'Swami' Nithyananda have done is pure fraud, that you hurt so many people, and that you need to be stopped?

What better way for all those that bank rolled your fraud and invested dollars to the Nth degree (for whatever business return you, Sri Nithyananda, promised them) to show that they are clean and have no further investments in either you or your cult than to make a criminal complaint or press criminal charges. For instance, even though Maheshwara, Kaivalya, and the Swabav's gave you, Sri Nithyananda, serious amounts of money, we will know that their motives are pure if they filed criminal complaints against you. Then we will know that they want to do the right thing and undo the harm they caused, not just try to get their 'investment' or 'good name' back.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we are also very interested to see what Mr. Ram Ramanathan of Singapore does. Do you remember how he 'fitted' all of your stories into a time line? And, Sri Nithyananda, we have actually seen that email that he sent that requested trusted translators to re-write other Master's works, mix them up, add a few jokes, and then sprinkle in your trade brainwashing lines. Wow, instant 500 books, in your name. Now, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you just claim 200 books in your name. We think, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that it is 200 books in vain. Plagiarism is no sign of a Paramahamsa. And, we want Mr. Ram Ramanathan to come clean and expose you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We feel that he must name all the sources that you so conveniently borrowed just to get rich and build your empire. Otherwise, he is just as guilty as you and deservers a bit of time in prison to think about what he did. So, Sri Nithyananda, we look forward to Mr. Ram Ramanathan's criminal complaint against you.

Sri Nithyananda, same thing with the recent bunch of ashramites who defected. For all the pimping that Sahajananda did, as in being one who followed Bhaktananda's example on how to contact the desired devotees for your personal room service, we will know that Sahajananda really has come clean when he files criminal complaints against you, Sri Nithyananda. Likewise for Sevakananda (Ma Gopika's 'divorced' husband). Since Sevakananda had all that experience in accounting and brokering all those backdoor deals in a previous business life, we know that he was your man for doing that great accounting shell game of moving money around until it's well hidden and converted as yet another 'donated' 24(K) gold throne. Why, if he filed a criminal complaint against you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we might even forgive him for marketing those $20 dollar mercury Shiva Lingams for $500.00 saying that these were made from your energy, etc. Same with Ma and Sri Jyotir. We're glad that they are finally running away from you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. But weren't they the ones that made sure that all those room service ladies signed the 'disclosure' form and made sure that they were nicely filed and ready to be retrieved in case something came up? Unless we see that they now see you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda as a criminal worth prosecuting, then we might think that the lessons haven't been fully learned. And, lastly our defection of Paramananda, well, he knows what he did wrong. And, he alone knows what needs to be done to undo his crimes. We wish him luck in doing the right thing.

In case you, 'Swami' Nithyananda haven't guessed, we're in the end game. And, right now, there's no middle ground as far as we're concerned. Either someone is in favor of brining you to justice and filing criminal complaints or charges against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, or someone is supporting you directly or indirectly your fraud and your crimes. There's no middle ground. The Truth is out, and people now need to act. It's put up or shut up time. And, we think it is high time that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda get shut up in some prison for a long, long, time.

In making all these criminal complaints against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we just wanted to make sure all our readers know just how easy it is to file. It really is so easy to do the right thing and to undo all the wrongs that someone might have contributed toward your empire of fraud. So, we have these simple tips for our loyal readers and recent defectors:

1. Direct and Indirect Victims
Our readers don't have to be the direct victim in order to file a criminal complaint. If our readers traveled to Nithyananda's ashram and met Nithyananda and felt that they were directly swindled by his fraud, that's great. But, if you lost a love one, or experienced the hurt from a loved one that Nithyananda cheated, and this person traveled to Nithyananda's ashram in India, then you are still a victim. Yes, you are eligible to at least file a legal complaint. This is especially true for spouses who are bound together in a legal and financial union. One spouse's fraud is the other spouse's fraud. Very simple. So, file away.

2. Offending Religious Sentiment
Offending religious sentiment. Wow, there's a low bar if we ever saw it. If you think someone donning the holy saffron cloth of a monk shouldn't be groping curvy actresses... and, if you perceive Nithyananda's rompings not as a tantric act of spiritual 'purification' but just blatant sex... and, if you see Nithyananda's drooling embraces on the same level as someone taking advantage of a weaker mind, much in the same reasoning that psychiatrists are banned from having sex with their patients or teachers are banned from having sex with their so-called consenting students, then file a criminal complaint of offending religious sentiment. After all, it is your sentiment. And, if this pervert (Nithyananda) offended it, you have no one else to blame but your self for not speaking up. So, file away. What do you have to lose?

3. Honesty & Integrity
When you do file, be brave and give your real name and correct contact information. We all know that Nithyananda is in big trouble for not being so honest about his public resume, so we encourage you not to follow his example. Try something that Nithyananda was never able to do, stand on the merits of being honest and truthful.

4. Details & Notaries
Include as much details of when, where, who, what, and even why. This helps make your document nice and strong. Write only the truth, and be sure to sign it. Blue ink always stands out. Invest in $5.00 to $10.00 and get the document officially notarized under oath of being true. This makes your statement a legally binding document. Public notaries are everywhere, and are often additional services offered at copy centers. Make a copy. And, then send away.

There, Sri Nithyananda, if done quickly, in less than two hours of our readers' time, someone can bring a new criminal complaint against you. No big effort, but a big step for dharma.

Here's the information again:

Report A Fraud-god
Karnataka:
Contact: Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry)
Int'l Tel: 011 91 94-808-00123
Int'l Fax: 011 91 80-223-81894
In India Tel: 9480800123
In India Fax: 080-22381894
Mail Address: Carlton House, Palace Road, Bangalore – 560 001

Tamil Nadu:
Website: Criminal Branch, Criminal Investigation Department of Tamil Nadu (CBCID)
At this website, all the contact information to make a criminal complaint and press charges against 'Swami' Nithyananda are right there: email addresses, phone numbers, and mail addresses, etc.  Be mail a signed original, preferably notarized, to them, just to make it nice and legal.

Good luck, everybody, in filing your criminal complaints against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Don't forget, more the merrier.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 121: One Hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 143: One hundred and forty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.