Video Night With Nithyananda, Featuring Fraud, Cult, Sex & Scams

Nithyananda Gets Dharmananda Vision; Fraud Exposed.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing?  You look pretty tired.  Does this mean you found some room service?  Rrrrrrrrrrrrough.  Oh, we were just asking.  We guess that means that you're tired for other reasons.  To be honest with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're pretty tired too.  You know how it is.  Talking with American police during the day and then talking with Indian police at night.  Throw in some lawyers, reporters, and recently escaped cult members, and we don't know when our next wink of sleep will be.  Yes, we don't really feel like doing a proper blog post tonight, so let's turn on the television and see what's on, shall we?

Hey, look, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Look, it's our friend (but not your friend) Lenin, and he's on TV.  Boy, we bet you're sorry you ever took away his sanyasi (monk) initiation and demoted him with a yellow kavi cloth.  There's no telling what those people, who all of the sudden had their enlightenment taken, will do.

Dharmananda Vision 1: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed



Dharmananda Vision 2: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Dharmananda Vision 3: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Dharmananda Vision 4: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Boy it sure was interesting to hear about how you were pushing, then threatening, then begging Lenin to stop.  And, Lenin says you have a thing for guys too?  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, when you wear that leopard skin Tarzan suit, you really do swing both ways.   Are you sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are still enlightened?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 124: One Hundred and twenty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 146: One hundred and forty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Respecting the Victims of Nithyananda, the Fraud-God, & His Cult

Beyond a Means to an End; Necessary Conditions for Healing & a Conviction; No Space for Shame
Hi there, readers. We're going to take a small break from our usual style of banter and ridicule against our the fraud-god, Nithyananda and his cult. And, actually focus on something that is at least near and dear to us.

Yes, there are lots of us, in growing numbers that would like to see an end of Nithyananda's crimes and all of his fraud that he has inflicted upon society. Agreed that Nithyananda has tarnished Hinduism, Vedic culture, spiritual beliefs, and all the good work of many sincere Masters as well as seekers. Equally bad, Nithyananda has brought on a lot of pain and broken up and ruined many families. This is very wrong and must stop.

A key component in being able to mete out justice to Nithyananda is the testament from some of the victims that he sexually exploited. We often took a lighthearted approach to these crimes and called them 'room service ladies'. Although it makes the topic approachable, we have to remind ourselves (especially to the one who is typing these words) that these women are victims. And, we need to respect these victims and see them first as human beings. These women should not be seen as the potential means to our ends of convicting Nithyananda for his crimes. These ladies have already been a victim once, they don't need to be the victim twice over again.

In the comments received (not all of them published) there seems to be a call for strong, independent minded lady, the embodiment of Devi Durga, to come forth and give a 'tell all' testament against Nithyananda. Indeed, if such a lady comes forward, she would require the strength, courage, and fearlessness unknown to most of us reading this blog. There's no denying that quality. If a woman testified in court her intimate crime on how she was exploited, then the story told would not just be Nithyananda’s affairs, but her affairs too. The anticipated ridicule, shame, and ostracizing could be unbearable for anybody, regardless of gender, regardless of martial status, regardless of culture, and regardless of age.

So instead of hoping that some lady with super human qualities appears before all, let's work on giving the conditions and support to all of these ladies whether they come forward or not. They are victims. Innocent victims. They have been taken advantage of, set up, drugged either physically or esoterically, and placed in a very well planned trap. Who helped to set this trap and pave the way for these ladies to be sexually abused? Sorry, guys. Looks like we can take a majority stake in that blame. Yes, we were well meaning, deceived, fooled, etc., and like-minded victims in the same game. But, we were not careful. We failed to protect those that were counting on our support. We allowed, and most likely, encouraged the sex crimes to happen. We allowed those who had the most to lose come right up to liar's lair. Their pain has to be our pain.

OK, our point is not to suffer shame and wallow in some puddle of despair. That's not going to help anyone. We would like everyone, especially us guys, to own up to our responsibility that these sexually abused victims are the making of our own shortcomings. We need to realize that this is our fault too.

Once this understanding that everyone, especially the guys, share fault in this crime, then the first step is to forgive our selves and especially the women who were abused. Yes, we are all victims. No one realized what a monster Nithyananda really was. Most of us thought that he could really help someone in ways that we could not comprehend or understand. We really thought that Nithyananda was divinely sent. That our daughters, sisters, wives, nieces, and friends would really benefit from being around his energy. From our own personal experiences, there were plenty of times we saw the ladies deliver food to Nithyananda's private quarters and stay there for hours. During those moments, the only thoughts that entered our minds were that Nithyananda was giving extra attention to that woman and that she was very fortunate to receive his undivided blessings. OK, we were fools, and many of you reading these words, also fell short.

So, regardless of whether these women testify or not, we need to embrace them as our sisters or as or daughters, and help them heal. They need to know that at least within the realms of the immediate families and greater family of those once trapped within Nithyananda's cult, that they are loved, respected, worshipped, honored, and forgiven as they suffered through our faults. We need to see these women for the beauty that they are not for the dirt that has been dished upon them. After seeing all of the romping’s on YouTube, yes, it is easy to dismiss the fact that these victims are human beings with real feelings, with real concerns, with real lives, who yearn to have a sense of normalcy and perhaps even a future in their now tainted lives. Becoming sensitive to the human side, remembering that these are human beings, and carrying that within your heart for the remainder of your life will do so much more to heal than any conviction of Nithyananda.

So, please, readers, we beg you to do exactly this. These women will need lots of space and time. Outwardly expressions of pity and restrictions will only make things worse. Please don't let the ego, which is so eager to show others that there's an 'understanding', smother the space of someone who is trying to go forward and cope. True love will understand and silently embrace. Compassion knows no words or restrictions. But, don't worry, there will be plenty of opportunities to let others know that you stand on the side of your sister, daughter, or wife. That is the time that your head needs to be raised and voice counted to silence those who are ready to shame via whispers or rejection.

Yes, we would be delighted if at least one woman came forward and would testify against Nithyananda. That would help bring an end to these crimes and ensure that no one else will suffer the fate that many of us have suffered. Just the same, our goals and objectives should not come at the expense of the victim's dignity, integrity, and respect. These ladies were already used once. They should not be used twice, no matter how noble the cause seemed at either time. Therefore, all victims of Nithyananda's cult and fraud should take a vow that any woman who is brave enough to come forward and stop these horrible crimes is a hero beyond our own means. The courage and determination to serve humanity and risk the humiliation of a society jaded by sensationalism and instant visuals goes beyond the imaginations that described the epic heroics in terms of the battles of dharma (righteousness) and adharma (unrighteousness). So, look, guys, you better fall at the feet of any lady who is clearly braver and has much more to lose than you will comprehend in your life time. And, fall at her feet, you must. If this lady is your wife, you need to serve her as the protector of humanity and always realize that she did something that you would never be capable of doing. If this lady is your daughter or sister, you need to hold her so high in your hearts and minds that she will never be let down again. And, for you Indian guys, if she is still single, you better make sure that only the best hearted, qualified, and capable male suitors are lined up a mile deep for her to select one that will serve her sincerely for the rest of his life. She has embodied dharma (righteousness) and should be regarded as the Divine Mother herself. No second best suitors for Divinity, please.

Well, these words are nice, but they are not going to do the job alone. We would like to ask the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) to ensure a framework be put into place that will allow these victims to come forward to testify safely and with dignity. Assurances are needed that these women will not become a new victim to the ills of society. Please don't just see these women as just 'informants' or 'witnesses' that will help piece together the crimes. Instead, look at them with compassion that you would have to your own sister, your own mother, to your own daughter, or to your own wife. Find a way to allow them to tell their story but still be protected. For instance, is there a way that a victim’s identity can remain anonymous? That her name will not be in the press? That her face will not be broadcasted on television or the internet? Is there a way to ensure the dignity, privacy, and respect, so that the victim's story not her life will be disclosed? Can there be real penalties that will be levied against those who violate these terms including the smear tactics that Nithyananda's loyal cult members have exercised?

Getting a conviction against Nithyananda will help bring closure to a lot of pain that many of us have experienced. But, getting closure should be done in a way that does not create new victims from the old victims. Those who have experienced Nithyananda's pain have to ban together to ensure that any witness who testifies will be honored, cherished, and respected for the great deed that she has done. The authorities will need to create a framework to allow for system to thrive, and the media will need to show restraint in reporting the story without breaking the soul. We wish we had the answers, but at least we have an idea where to start.

For our readers that did not have to endure the pain of Nithyananda's crimes, we apologize for the personal blog post and perhaps the preachy undertones. Please just see this as a window through our thoughts, pain, and conviction.  And, if you have the compassion, please help us in our cause.

Special thanks to the person who sent us a two unpublished comments that helped sharpen our sensitivity to this matter.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 123: One Hundred and twenty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 145: One hundred and forty-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda's Outfits Come Out of the Closet; Fraud-God in Drag

No Skeletons Found in Nithyananda's Closet; Just Ladies Outfits
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing today?  Rrrrrrrabu.  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're not too happy.  What is it now, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Oh, we see, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, don't have a thing to wear.  Since you've been a fugitive, you've just keep wearing the same old outfit.  No more space suits, no more Michael Jackson extra outfits, no more Osho-me-too-zoot-suits, no more Sgt. Peppers, no more Star Trek, no more Spring attire from fashion show run way crossed with samba dancers attire, no more.  no more.  Just back to basics.  But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we thought that real, genuine sanyasis (renunciant monks) just keep three sets of saffron cloth plus perhaps some undies, and that's all you need.  Is this true, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  We know that being an 'enlightened' healing master that none of the rules applied to you, so we didn't expect much from a dress code.  But, you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you want to aim for your comeback, you might try to look a little simple and not like a show case for an Indian version of a Liberace wedding.

But, don't worry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, as soon as your goons grease the right palms, you'll be right back in that famous penthouse suite in Bidadi and you'll have access to all of your wardrobe once again.  What's this, Sri Nithyananda?  Another article from the Deccan Herald.  Those guys must love you, shall we take a look?:

Criminal Investigation Department (CID) Digs into Swami’s Fund Sources

Oh my gosh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look! The Criminal Investigation Department (CID) took at least 120 saffron robes and other outfits including several ladies' outfits, dresses, and sarees. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you save those for your room service ladies or were they souvenirs that they left behind? The Deccan Herald didn't go into much detail, but now we have a glimpse that perhaps when sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda asserted that Dhyanapeetam was a very transparent organization, now we begin to see. Perhaps we're beginning to see all right... see through it all. That is quite a revealing revelation about you and your wardrobe, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Wow, 120 outfits. Why simple math that means that you can wear one a day, every day, for a whole season, and still not have to do a single load of laundry. We guess that bachelor living style is something that just doesn't go away after wandering all of those, ah, zero years, in the Himalayas.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, with over 120 outfits, this puts you in the same league as Imelda Marcos. Shall we now call you Nithymeldananda? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the police said that you had a ton of accessories. We bet they were all 24(K) gold, were they not? What were these accessories? Oh, we see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, there were female jewellery like earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and belly-button (navel)rings. Were these all for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why of course, we forgot about your special Devi Darshan, you know, where you masquerade as the Divine Mother and parade in front of all your brainwashed followers to gauge exactly how brainwashed they really are (and perhaps to gauge which ones are physically aroused).  Sorry, to say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but you come off as a cheap imposter...in so many ways.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, yes, we now remember your antics at the last Life Bliss Engineering Program where you even wiggled a little. Sri Nithyananda, is that where you got that catty laugh of yours? Well the first time we heard that, we seriously thought that a chicken was stuck somewhere in the egg laying process. Then we realized that it was just you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

'Swami' Nithyananda, we would love to go on and roast you some more, but we already wrote about your old queen habits in this post:

Divinity Celebrates Swami Nithyananda's Jayanti (Birthday) with a Mirror Universe of Truth Website

So, we won't go over them again. Just that we were a lot shocked about how you might be luring in young men into the mix. We never saw anything like that happen in Los Angeles, but then again, we would never put anything past you. You sir, are very resourceful, but in all the wrong ways.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what else did the police take? Did they take your vanity mirror with all the little make-up lights? That special hair remover of yours, you know, how you got your legs to be so silky and smooth? 'Swami' Nithyananda, they better not have taken your curling iron. That would have been too much. Stop! Police brutality! Give back Swami his curling iron now!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 122: One Hundred and twenty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 144: One hundred and forty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud-man, Nithyananda, You are Busted!

'Swami' Nithyananda's Den of Fraud Gets Raided by the Police

Extra! Extra! Read all about it, The Deccan Herald does it again. Scoops the big bust in Nithyananda's Bidadi Ashram. It's jail time for Nithyananda and his henchmen.

Police from the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) raids Nithyananda ashram at Bidadi

Acting stealthily, the Karnataka Crime Investigation Department (CID) on Monday conducted raids at the Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam ashram of sex scandal-tainted self-proclaimed godman Nithyananda, now on the run, and searched the premises before seizing documents.

...Read the full story at the Deccan Herald.

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  Oh, samadhi (trance) this early?  We haven't even started.  The last few days have been quite a ride.  First your lifeblissfoundation.org site goes blinkty-blink.  And no sooner than the Deccan Herald wrote an article on it, poof!  it's back on line.  Just like magic.  Now, who suppose tipped off the Deccan Herald about such inconsistencies.  Hmmmm.  We better put our thinking caps on for that one.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, you won the shell game prize for that switcheroo.  But, you have another website that seems to be permanently boinked-out.  At least it will be in this state until you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, read this and yell at someone who still left in your ashrams, and who has the capabilities of restoring your web stuff.  So, the odds or at 50-50.  Anyway, we noticed that your yogam4you.org is not only down, but all the redirects that you had placed are incorrectly configured.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't the yogam4you.org your events webpage?  You know, where you will be next and what you will be doing?  Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we imagine that we know what you will be doing next.  That's easy.  Make more inane YouTube videos to try to convince anyone still left in your cult that you really are an 'enlightened' healing master that is able to make YouTube videos while under a vow of silence and seclusion.  That's a lot of talent that only an 'enlightened' healing master could accomplish.  But, where these video are coming from, is anyone's guess.  We imagine, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that you probably really don't want to let people know where you are now and where you will be, unless of course, jail life looks even more promising than fugitive life.  But, we need to tell you something, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  The alluring term of 'jail bait' does not exist inside jail.  So, don't think you're going to get any upgrades any time soon by going behind bars.  You better be content with what you have right now.  By the way, how is Bhaktananda?

But the next question, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is where will you be next?  Why it looks like your calendar is completely cleared except for those annoying dates in court.  Will you be going to those, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  We're sure that the television stations will produce the whole event into a YouTube video, so your video production team can take the day off and video tape some terrorist instead.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, no sooner than our regular contributor, Douglas McKellor came out and filed in two Indian states against you, then the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) was raiding your ashram.  As much as we would like to attribute this raid to his contributions, it was probably this interview with Lenin, remember him?, yes, him, that helped set off the fishing expedition.  Here let's watch that interview with Lenin, shall we?:

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that sounds pretty aggressive move on the part of the police.  But, it isn't all that bad, Sri Nithyananda.  You said yourself that you always wanted to get that front-page news.  Well, be careful what you wish for.

Anyway, back to that police raid.  It's reported that the police took one full day just in your ashram including your bedroom.  Now, that was brave of them.  Is nothing sacred anymore?  Maybe, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the police were just conducting a scavenger hunt.  (Note to readers, a scavenger hunt is game played by children in the U.S. to go out looking around the neighborhood or asking neighbors to for odd items such as a clothespin, and the first team that finds everything on the list, wins.)  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what items do you think were on their scavenger list?  Let's take a look:

• illegal forest products
• hidden 24(K) gold ingots
• stash of marijuana seeds
• human hair (must be found around the fire pit)
• red chili stems (must also be found around the fire pit)
• forged land documents
• DVD on the hot babes' guide to tantric yoga positions
• bogus accounting ledger that converts extortions and profits into donations
• guide on how to cover up a murder and make it look like an accident
• fake coroner's reports
• book about samadhi for success
• broken 'enlightenment' canes
• warm paper shredder with shards of bank statements
• lighters and gasoline (petrol) cans (must be found near burned buildings)
• lady's panties (must be found in Nithyananda's bedroom)
• brass knuckles
• partially 'converted' Deepak Chopra book
• bottle of happy samadhi pills
• video on how to look and act like a 'swami'
• Bermuda checking account
• Barron's Guide on how to ace the state lie detector examination
• DVD's on how to possess friends and influence spirits
• secret deal contract with Shri Shri
• donation receipts to judges' favorite Swiss charity trust
• fake "official" gold ceremony objects (for traveling out of the country, but not into the country)
• Five-year, framed certificate of participation from the Ramakrishna Mission during the years of 1995-2000.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, that was quite a list.  No wonder it took all day before there was a winner from that scavenger hunt.  It looks like your room, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't the only room the police searched.  It looks like the police were very interested in the dealings with your so-called Secretary T Dhanasekaran, alias 'Swami' Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Aiyya.  Did the police find any thing of interest in his bedroom too; you know, like inflatable love objects?  Just imagine, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if the police are able to link everything together, the new required 'Nithyananda' bracelets that your cult members will soon be sporting will look like this:

Updated Nithyananda Bracelets:
remember, cult members, only an 'enlightened' master holds the key

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't that some special quote from the Chief Minister (CM) of Karnataka, you know from the BJP party?  Lets see, he said that "emphatically that his government was not taking a soft stand on the Nithyananda controversy."   Say, isn't the CM from the Hindu party?  So, let's see if we have this straight, the Hindu Party says that you, self-proclaimed 'Paramahamsa' and keeper of Vedic traditions as a controversy and most likely a major liability in any upcoming election.  Wow, that means the Hindu Party completely disowns you, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  You've been excommunicated by politicians!  We don't even think that a 'thick envelope' can save you now.  Unlike you, Sri Nithyananda, who could never do the math, obviously the CM can.  He added it up and can see that being associated with Sleazyji (that's you) will end his political career faster than you wrecked your followers' careers and family ties.  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you really do have an impact.

And, what's this here, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  In the same day, the Deccan Herald posted another article about you.  But, this one didn't make the front page.  Sorry.  Let's take a look:

Nithyananda petition: HC Defers Hearing

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, this article has some damaging information about the medical records at the BGS Apollo Hospital.  Isn't that the hospital that you sent the murdered, ooops, we mean to say the accidental death of that Canadian in December 2008?  Well, according to those official hospital records, a person named Azhagan staying at the Bidadi Ashram tried to commit suicide.  Was this the person that swallowed all of the Nithya Sleeping Pills®?  Was that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda the only way someone could get a good night's sleep in your ashram?  Sri Nithyananda, we don't understand.  Since you are obviously an 'enlightened' healing master full of the most blissful energy that can be cultivated from dark tantra, then why would anyone want to try to attempt suicide in your ashram since it is the most Blissful Place On Earth™ ?  It just doesn't make sense.  Did someone have too much of your bliss?  Could someone not live up to the business objectives of your bliss and complete their blissful deliverables set against the impossible deadline?  Did someone receive one too many bliss-whacks from your blissful stick?  Or, did someone find out that his wife was receiving your special blissful energy late at night, just like in all of those videos we watched?  Well, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we are interested to know.

And, seems that the "complainant was also under threat, which is why the complaint was filed in Chennai and not Bidadi."  Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you sure do a good job of roughing people up just to try to shut them up.  Does that now make three (3) complaints against you, just in the state of Tamil Nadu?  And, looks like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and your legal team are quietly accepting that it really is you, in that video.  The article states that your petition "had not disputed the identity of the person revealed in the video clippings".  You're such a stud.  We know that you would come out of the closet now that every thing was laid out in the open.  Maybe too much was laid out in the open, but it is out.  Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we can't wait till you're not out in the open any more, but sitting nicely, indoors, in a secure prison cell.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 121: One Hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 143: One hundred and forty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

New Legal Complaints Filed Against Nithyananda's Fraud - CIDs in Chennai & Bangalore

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Piles Up the Criminal Complaints and Charges for Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember one of your ashramites who you angled to get his home and you treated like a used tissue even especially when he went through his divorce? Which one!?! How silly of us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We should have figured that there would be almost as many people you screwed over as the number of room service ladies you've, well, ah, serviced. Anyway, that guy who you used to call Sri Nithya Prabha, obviously doesn't think much about your brand of enlightenment. In fact he thinks that cow dung serves a better purpose in society than anything thing that you've rolled out (and smeared over). So, our loyal reader and frequent contributor to this blog, under his real name of Douglas McKellor, filed criminal complaints or criminal charges against you, Sri Nithyananda, with the California State Attorney General. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that the California Attorney General, Edmund G. Brown Jr., is running for Governor? So investigating you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and all your fraud just might give Jerry Brown a nice high-profile case that involves dharma (righteousness) vs. adharma (evil). 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, don't you just love an election year?

Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we know that this is already old news, almost two weeks to be exact. But we heard from Douglas that the Attorney General Office has contacted him and Jerry Brown's lawyers seem very interested not only in you, but the sixty (60) odd names (some of them were very odd) that included ashramites of past and present, big time donors, marketing specialists also known as acharyas (teachers), enthusiastic volunteers, and city coordinators. Yes, he didn't forget your Nithya Franchise Feeders, or are they suckers?  Never mind. Regardless, they are in cahoots and in your bed too. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, maybe that was a poor choice of words considering recent allegations.

But, it doesn't stop there, Sri Nithyananda. Douglas went ahead and filed additional criminal complaints against you and your fraudulent cult with the Criminal Investigation Departments (CID) in the state of Karnataka. Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry) already confirmed that he received Douglas' official notarized complaints. Since Douglas met you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and participated in your sponsored pay-for-use programs such as your first Himalaya tour in 2004, where you acted as the tour guide, and your Ananda Tapas (a.k.a. get-burned-in-so-many-ways) program in 2007, that means that all the crimes that you committed are valid in the State of Karnataka. What luck. So, this complaint cannot be ignored. Sorry.

And, wait, there's more. Douglas is willing to travel to India just to meet you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, at your trial of course. He can't wait to relive old times together like how you used human hair in the fire ritual and then made everyone declare to everyone else how they really were enlightened, and how you pitted him against his wife and dangled sanyasi (monk) initiation in front of his wife, and then put him on the spot in public for him to say either 'yes' to her becoming a sanyasi (monk) or 'no' and really getting her upset. Do you remember that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why you did a great job of breaking up that marriage, but you were a bit slow at it. It took years to undo. Now, if you really were an 'enlightened' compassionate master, we bet that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda could have broken up that marriage in just a matter of weeks. The fact that all of your tricks and siddhis (esoteric powers) took years to erode their marriage already gave hints that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were not really 'enlightened' after all.

And, during this trial, Douglas said that he cannot wait to read some of the passages in your book "Swamiji as We Know Him". Do you remember that book, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Yes, that was the book that you printed, without permission, all your early devotees' emails, and then you made those emails a part of your blatant marketing strategy for others to fall into your cult trap. Some of those emails are just down right scary and mentioned how spouses started to snap their fingers uncontrollably and shake with your so-called energy. What was that 'energy'? Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, explain in the court? And, since these were emails were written to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and then later published as a book in which you were credited as being the author (we see a pattern here), then there is no way that you can deny that this was not your energy? Your tantric energy? Your evil energy? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, your own ego, marketing, and desire to build a legacy will be used against you in any court of law. You, Sri Nithyananda, will pay.

But, wait, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's more! Since Douglas' wife went on some trip with you to Thiruvannamalai in the State of Tamil Nadu, he thought that it would be only appropriate to send some certified and notarized criminal complaints against you in that state too. And, according to his FedEx tracker, those official documents have already arrived over 24 hours ago. Douglas thinks that his then wife would probably not have followed you there if she knew that truth about all your made up wanderings, never been enlightened, phony birth date, and so on and on and on... So, guess what, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Your legacy has followed you... right into the legal system. Yes, your legacy of fraud. Now it's time to pay the piper. Is that the same piper, you 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed as you lured all those ladies into performing room service? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we don't think so either. But, gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that only makes you wanted in three states. A real, full-fledged outlaw, like Jesse James, would be wanted in seven states or more. You are just wanted in three states. That doesn't make your legacy all that great. But, don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we'll show our readers how to file in additional states and counties, so by the time we're through, you will be wanted in 20 states or maybe even more. Now, that would be very fitting to your legacy.

Since your empire, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is now imploding, we think that this would be a good time to encourage all those that are leaving to file a criminal complaint against you. We heard that there are a lot of former followers who are jumping ship. We think that's great, but we question their motives. Are they jumping ship to recover their assets? Are they jumping ship to cover their assets? Are they jumping ship so they and their assets wouldn't be thrown in jail? Or, are they jumping ship because they now realize that what you, 'Swami' Nithyananda have done is pure fraud, that you hurt so many people, and that you need to be stopped?

What better way for all those that bank rolled your fraud and invested dollars to the Nth degree (for whatever business return you, Sri Nithyananda, promised them) to show that they are clean and have no further investments in either you or your cult than to make a criminal complaint or press criminal charges. For instance, even though Maheshwara, Kaivalya, and the Swabav's gave you, Sri Nithyananda, serious amounts of money, we will know that their motives are pure if they filed criminal complaints against you. Then we will know that they want to do the right thing and undo the harm they caused, not just try to get their 'investment' or 'good name' back.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we are also very interested to see what Mr. Ram Ramanathan of Singapore does. Do you remember how he 'fitted' all of your stories into a time line? And, Sri Nithyananda, we have actually seen that email that he sent that requested trusted translators to re-write other Master's works, mix them up, add a few jokes, and then sprinkle in your trade brainwashing lines. Wow, instant 500 books, in your name. Now, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you just claim 200 books in your name. We think, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that it is 200 books in vain. Plagiarism is no sign of a Paramahamsa. And, we want Mr. Ram Ramanathan to come clean and expose you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We feel that he must name all the sources that you so conveniently borrowed just to get rich and build your empire. Otherwise, he is just as guilty as you and deservers a bit of time in prison to think about what he did. So, Sri Nithyananda, we look forward to Mr. Ram Ramanathan's criminal complaint against you.

Sri Nithyananda, same thing with the recent bunch of ashramites who defected. For all the pimping that Sahajananda did, as in being one who followed Bhaktananda's example on how to contact the desired devotees for your personal room service, we will know that Sahajananda really has come clean when he files criminal complaints against you, Sri Nithyananda. Likewise for Sevakananda (Ma Gopika's 'divorced' husband). Since Sevakananda had all that experience in accounting and brokering all those backdoor deals in a previous business life, we know that he was your man for doing that great accounting shell game of moving money around until it's well hidden and converted as yet another 'donated' 24(K) gold throne. Why, if he filed a criminal complaint against you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we might even forgive him for marketing those $20 dollar mercury Shiva Lingams for $500.00 saying that these were made from your energy, etc. Same with Ma and Sri Jyotir. We're glad that they are finally running away from you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. But weren't they the ones that made sure that all those room service ladies signed the 'disclosure' form and made sure that they were nicely filed and ready to be retrieved in case something came up? Unless we see that they now see you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda as a criminal worth prosecuting, then we might think that the lessons haven't been fully learned. And, lastly our defection of Paramananda, well, he knows what he did wrong. And, he alone knows what needs to be done to undo his crimes. We wish him luck in doing the right thing.

In case you, 'Swami' Nithyananda haven't guessed, we're in the end game. And, right now, there's no middle ground as far as we're concerned. Either someone is in favor of brining you to justice and filing criminal complaints or charges against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, or someone is supporting you directly or indirectly your fraud and your crimes. There's no middle ground. The Truth is out, and people now need to act. It's put up or shut up time. And, we think it is high time that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda get shut up in some prison for a long, long, time.

In making all these criminal complaints against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we just wanted to make sure all our readers know just how easy it is to file. It really is so easy to do the right thing and to undo all the wrongs that someone might have contributed toward your empire of fraud. So, we have these simple tips for our loyal readers and recent defectors:

1. Direct and Indirect Victims
Our readers don't have to be the direct victim in order to file a criminal complaint. If our readers traveled to Nithyananda's ashram and met Nithyananda and felt that they were directly swindled by his fraud, that's great. But, if you lost a love one, or experienced the hurt from a loved one that Nithyananda cheated, and this person traveled to Nithyananda's ashram in India, then you are still a victim. Yes, you are eligible to at least file a legal complaint. This is especially true for spouses who are bound together in a legal and financial union. One spouse's fraud is the other spouse's fraud. Very simple. So, file away.

2. Offending Religious Sentiment
Offending religious sentiment. Wow, there's a low bar if we ever saw it. If you think someone donning the holy saffron cloth of a monk shouldn't be groping curvy actresses... and, if you perceive Nithyananda's rompings not as a tantric act of spiritual 'purification' but just blatant sex... and, if you see Nithyananda's drooling embraces on the same level as someone taking advantage of a weaker mind, much in the same reasoning that psychiatrists are banned from having sex with their patients or teachers are banned from having sex with their so-called consenting students, then file a criminal complaint of offending religious sentiment. After all, it is your sentiment. And, if this pervert (Nithyananda) offended it, you have no one else to blame but your self for not speaking up. So, file away. What do you have to lose?

3. Honesty & Integrity
When you do file, be brave and give your real name and correct contact information. We all know that Nithyananda is in big trouble for not being so honest about his public resume, so we encourage you not to follow his example. Try something that Nithyananda was never able to do, stand on the merits of being honest and truthful.

4. Details & Notaries
Include as much details of when, where, who, what, and even why. This helps make your document nice and strong. Write only the truth, and be sure to sign it. Blue ink always stands out. Invest in $5.00 to $10.00 and get the document officially notarized under oath of being true. This makes your statement a legally binding document. Public notaries are everywhere, and are often additional services offered at copy centers. Make a copy. And, then send away.

There, Sri Nithyananda, if done quickly, in less than two hours of our readers' time, someone can bring a new criminal complaint against you. No big effort, but a big step for dharma.

Here's the information again:

Report A Fraud-god
Karnataka:
Contact: Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry)
Int'l Tel: 011 91 94-808-00123
Int'l Fax: 011 91 80-223-81894
In India Tel: 9480800123
In India Fax: 080-22381894
Mail Address: Carlton House, Palace Road, Bangalore – 560 001

Tamil Nadu:
Website: Criminal Branch, Criminal Investigation Department of Tamil Nadu (CBCID)
At this website, all the contact information to make a criminal complaint and press charges against 'Swami' Nithyananda are right there: email addresses, phone numbers, and mail addresses, etc.  Be mail a signed original, preferably notarized, to them, just to make it nice and legal.

Good luck, everybody, in filing your criminal complaints against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Don't forget, more the merrier.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 121: One Hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 143: One hundred and forty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Banglore Police's CID Gives Nithyananda's Fraud a C.O.D. (Cash on Delivery) Payment

Calling 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda on His Fraud, Simple as 1-2-3
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you? Oh, we see you still have your thick gothic make up on and doing some more psycho-babble that contradicts anything and everything. Is that your siddhis (black magic) or some really good stuff that you scored, you know, up from the mountains. Hey 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you know what day it is? Why it is April 2, of course. This is the three-year anniversary that you were denied entry, with prejudice, to America in 2007 as you tried to sneak in unnoticed from Canada. We bet that seemed like the good 'ol days in comparison.

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, even though you are under a vow of silence and you resigned from all of your foundations, you, being an 'enlightened' healing master, sure do put out a lot of new videos. We don't know how you do it. Maybe you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, really are enlightened after all. Do you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, think that these can be used as evidence against you? We think that they just might come in handy for your big day in court.

Speaking of your big day of court, which you seemed to have gone missing, we imagine that you would love to hear from all of your dear devotees that you managed to separate their cash from them, wreck their lives, cause divorces, ruined careers, etc. So, we just want to highlight the offer from the Karnataka Police, Crime Investigation Department (CID). It seems that the Superintendent of police (CID-special Inquiry), KN Yogappa, would really like to hear any stories of fraud that involved you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and any of your cult lackeys, oh, we meant to say Swamis. These stories do not need to be direct experiences, Sri Nithyananda. If someone had a spouse or family member who went to your ashram in Bidadi and then came back all crazy such as talking in tongues, wanting to kill themselves, threatening to divorce, and wanting to donate everything to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, then the Superintendent of Police would like to hear these stories.  These stories might even build on your living legend, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Your legend in the Indian Penal system, of course.

In fact, we called Mr. KN Yogappa ourselves and found him to be very professional and friendly. The type of police officer that really cares about people and wants to protect them against fraud and wrecking their lives.  You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, someone who is both sincere and honest.  Oh, we're sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We forgot that all you know is people like Bhaktananda, Sachitananda, Sadhananda, Medhananda, etc.  Well, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Sri KN Yogappa is just the opposite of those people.  He's a man of his word.

So, if all you devotees have a bit of time and a story to share that happened in Nithyananda's ashram in Bidadi, please contact the following:

Report A Fraud-god:
Contact: Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry)
Int'l Tel: 011 91 94-808-00123
Int'l Fax: 011 91 80-223-81894
In India Tel: 9480800123
In India Fax: 080-22381894
Mail Address: Carlton House, Palace Road, Bangalore – 560 001

Important: Please be willing to give your real name (for the record) and contact information. This is the only way that Nithyananda and his cult can be brought to justice for all the fraud and crimes they committed.  

Remember, Indian time is 12.5 hours ahead of Pacific Time, so if it is 8:00 PM in California, it will be 8:30 AM in Bangalore. The police office is open on Saturdays, so tonight might be just perfect to tell your story. Loyal readers, if you are afraid of the long distance charges, there's lots of great calling cards like Mother India that will allow you to expose the crimes and fraud of Nithyananda for only two cents per minute. We think that's the best 'enlightenment' investment someone can make! But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, our 'enlightenment' is like bolt of 'in-lightning-ment' straight down in your muladhara region. Sri Nithyananda, are you there? Sri Nithyananda? Oh, samadhi again. 'Swami' Nithyananda, seems to have last his sense of humor lately.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 117: One Hundred and seventeen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 139: One hundred and thirty-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Two New Nithyananda Videos Exposes the Fraud-Man Even More, Oooops.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets Remembered in YouTube - Eternal Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, there's sure a lot we need to write about, and we'll be sure to get your latest videos and defections all the limelight they deserve. But, since YouTube is so famous these days, no thanks to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, or maybe partial thanks to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Regardless, we thought we would highlight two new videos. Oh, dratz, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can hear our readers groaning at the very thought of just having to listen to your squealy voice contradict anything and everything in hopes of staying a live. No, no, we'll post those survivor videos later. But, for now, these two videos are all about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We knew you would approve at least of the subject. But, these videos have great fun at your expense and dispense Truths (about you lies, cult, fraud, crimes, brainwashing, greed, lust, murder, etc.) at the same time. Unlike your videos, 'Swami' Nithyananda, which are great for insomniacs and for children who don't want to go to school and grow up to be something productive in society. Yes, there's a niche for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

Anyway, here's the videos we were talking about:








Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 116: One Hundred and sixteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 138: One hundred and thirty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.