God-Fraud, Nithyananda Dragged Back to Bangalore, Stalls & Calls Nurses for Room Service

Nithyananda's Transformation Blueprint: From Fraud to Fugitive to Faker to Furlough to Freedom
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Boy, you look a bit stressed, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We bet that you could use a little R&R to recoup and recharge yourself. We know just the place, a nice little sleepy town in the foothills of the Himalayan Mountains in Himachal Pradesh. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will just love it. This time of year, it is so nice. Spring, birds, fresh air... and no one around to bother you... why there's even all the modern amenities such as wireless internet and cell phone coverage. Oh, my gosh! We're so sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We forgot that you were busted because the CID Team was able to trace your phone number. Who do you, 'Paramahamsa' think gave them such confidential information? Sri Nithyananda, did you use this same phone to try to intimidate all those donors who recently left you after they lost their life savings to build your empire? Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we agree. Those 'ungrateful' people are still stuck in the greed factor. Just imagine, they lost their lifesavings, and they got some strong words from you that no doubt, helped remove their ego. And, just because of that, look what happens. They probably were willing to call up the CID Team or even pass your cell number on to our friend, Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald, who probably then passed it on to the CID Team. Wow, we guess that how news travels.

'Swami' Nithyananda, it looks like your whole house has fallen on you. Just like this classic picture from the Wizard of Oz:

No, No, No, Sri Nithyananda. That is not Ma Medhananda Mayi under that house. She is still running loose out in the West, Seattle to be exact. That definitely isn't her. We hate to tell you this, actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that is you stuck under there with your smelly feet exposed. You're in the East now... and well, you seemed to be crushed by the house you built. But, don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, unless someone tents the house and fumigate, we imagine that you will be able to borrow down and slither out sometime before next winter.

For the record, 'Swami' Nithyananda, let's review all of the charges that have been leveled against you, shall we?:

• Two cases under Sections 295A (deliberate and malicious acts, intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs)
• 376 (punishment for rape)
• 377 (unnatural sex)
• 420 (cheating and dishonestly inducing delivery of property)
• 506 (criminal intimidation) 
• 120B (criminal conspiracy) of IPC

That's quite a collection, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Will your threatening kal bhairava emails on your confiscated computers will show up on this list? We've already reported your threats to the FBI. Just a tip from us, next time in your 10-page sex contract, be sure to include a phrase about not being married and 'available'. That might help you look like a legitimate sex-craved sanyasi (renunciant). So, where do all the other charges fit it?  Let's see there's gold smuggling, excess foreign funds on hand (just a weekend supply, no doubt), more illegal forest products including tiger skins. Say, you go all out for your room service ladies.  Were those skins for your meditation or for more 'experiments'?  We agree, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Nothing like a hot room service lady on a tiger skin. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, those new findings are not exactly extremely serious criminal acts. Small time stuff, like that of a petty criminal. But, we're sure that everyone knows that you did the violent crimes above, so the authorities will be able to keep you at bay until they get the evidence they need. Those crimes above should do the trick.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to be honest, we were a bit disappointed with your arrest. We were expecting to see you sporting handcuffs. You know, without handcuffs, you might have been able to escape from the authorities and continue your YouTube career. But, looks like the tables were turned. Instead of giving them the slip, someone gave you the slipper. Did they do this because, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, had no sole? OK, we realized that was a low shot, but it was the thought that counted.

More seriously, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Foreign Exchange Management Act (FEMA) and notify the Enforcement Directorate (ED). For all the laundering you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda did, you sure didn't have a clean act. In fact, take a look at you as you were arrested:

photo source: www.daijiworld.com

Sri Nithyananda, your hair looks greasy, you're unshaved, your saffron cloth is wrinkled, and looks like you haven't slept all night. Why 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you look just like an ashramite! Welcome to our world, when we were brainwashed slaves of course. Is this your karma coming around? Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, let's hope not. Let's pray that the police don't break canes over your head and throw furniture on you like you did to your ashramites to beat them into a brainwashed submission. That would be very cruel.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we heard the CID team was very nice to you. In fact, they even cleaned and fixed the toilet in your 8' by 5' cell. Wow nice of them. Perhaps that preparation was for their benefit, though. They must have watched your YouTube channel and knew that if that 'content' couldn't be flushed down and then the stench got into their air conditioning unit, it would be torture for them. We're beginning to catch on to their logic in receiving you, Sri Nithyananda. And, we understand, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that the CID Team went out of their way to make your feel at home. Why they even installed a little camera and a one-way mirror. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, don't get too excited. This isn't going to be the type of bar and grill you're used to. Quite different, we're sure.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, is your little cell nice and clean? Is the mattress they slip in during nap hours to your standards? We hope that everything is to your liking, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Just imagine that if there were head lice that infested your hair, then they would have to shave [hint, hint] everything off, well maybe not everything. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we bet if they shaved your head, then you would look just like a common criminal, exactly like Bhaktananda. By the way, how is he? Oh, that's right, we heard that he's no longer in the air-conditioned lock up but in jail for a couple of weeks. That ought to cool him off, or will it? Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if they do shave your head like Bhaktananda, do you think we'll be able to see that little birthmark that looks like a '9-9-9' symbol upside down! And, if you didn't have that birthmark, then do you think that at least one of the good-natured interrogators would be willing to tattoo that symbol on you just for authenticity?

Wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's smoke coming from our computer and sulfur fumes belching out. Yuck. Disgusting. Look, an email from The Devil! And, the email is written in crimson blood. Boy, we didn't know that it was possible to send an email written in blood, but here it is:

Dear Blog Owner,

Sorry to say that I am very offended by your humor.  Please note, as the caretaker of pure evil, I want you to be aware that Nithyananda Swami does not meet my already very low standards.  Just like Osho, I don't claim to be anything that I'm not.  In this way, Nithyananda Swami, has tried to hide all of his shame behind a veneer of holiness.  Nithyananda Swami is undeserving to be associated with our registered up-side-down 9-9-9™ symbol. Any further violations of our Registered Trademark, and I will make sure that the search engine ranking for this site sinks to the bowels of Nithyananda's abode.  Have a nice day.

Yours cordially,  The Devil

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we've gotten all kinds of threats from all kinds of characters, but this was the first time that The Devil has threaten us. We guess that even The Devil will have to go to the back of an already very long line if he wants to sue us or do anything to stop us. Sorry, no special treatment; not even for your peers, Sri Nithyananda. But, wait a minute, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this criticism here?:

"Only a house-holder is entitled for tantric sex. Claiming to be a monk and using so many people for one's pleasure is unpardonable,"

"(Nithyananda) has violated UNAIDS guidelines as well as the rules of tantra."

“He (Nithyananda) should have had one partner and announced himself as a tantric guru. It has caused damage to the faith of people in the institution and traumatized many.”

Who said that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Oh, that was Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. Wait at minute, that makes two devils in one day!  It was bad enough that The Devil condemns you, but when you have a truly evil, cult personality and renown closet womanizer, like Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, come out and publicly denounce you, then you know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you really need to get your marketing team in overdrive. Otherwise, donations are going to dry up into the bottomless pit you seemed to dig for yourself in, and then you'll have no choice but to sell your ashram and other assets to Sri Sri at a fire and brimstone sale rate. Scandalous.

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, how are you going to recover from this setback? Oh, we see, you're going to start a campaign to have everyone recite a mantra for your acquittal. How enchanting.  And, you're actually going to lead by example. How innovative.  We're not used initiative from you, Sri Nithyananda. Which mantra are you going to use? Oh, yes, your standard house mantra:

Om Hrim Nithyananda

But, wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there are only about sixty people in the world that are still willing to say that mantra. But, don't worry, 'Swami' Nithyananda; there's close to six million people still willing to chant for you. But, Sri Nithyananda, you'll have to modify your mantra just a bit. Don't worry, it will still be close to your original mantra, but just slightly different. Here it is:

Om H-Ream it up your backside, Nithyananda

Since you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, seem so at ease changing sacred mantras to substitute your name, we knew that you wouldn't mind this slight alteration. It kind of makes it a little more joyful to say. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should give it try. We would like to see you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, smile again. Honest. It gives us great joy to imagine the CID Team telling you again and again to wipe that stupid smirk off your face. Oh, don't cry on us. Boo Hoo. Really Sri Nithyananda, we've seen crocodiles with more sincerity.

Just think, Sri Nithyananda, in a two days, you'll be back on that 24(K) golden throne in your ashram waiting for a nice afternoon massage on your bed without any more surveillance cameras. Of course, with Bhaktananda in jail, you might have to give yourself that massage, but we know you'll manage somehow. So, just forty-eight hours of CID interrogation. That should be easy for you. In your book, Formless in Form, page 44, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, mentioned how you withstood days of doing the panchtapas (fire meditation), that in your own words:

"So extreme was this penance that none but the most courageous even attempted it."

And, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda go on to say how you were surrounded and went down, down, down, in ring a fire... and the flames got higher (just like Johny Cash) and placed a pot of smoldering embers on your head to boot. Wow! That must have been tough. And, then just to make sure you could outdo Clint Eastwood, in the same book you mention about doing the 'dreaded' traatak mediation where you would stare at the sun all day long without blinking. So, the withstanding the rigors of talking to a few non-brainwashed souls that do not carry your certificates of 'enlightenment' especially after being cooped in with the likes of Bhaktananda, should be a piece of cake.

So, what is this? Chest pain? Are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, trying to say that the CID Team put the squeeze on your chest? We all know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda were very good at doing that do others, especially after watching those videos. Is this part those karmic returns? If you really had chest pains, why weren't you able to heal them?  After all, in Formless in Form on page 44, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, talk about how you broke your back on a truck ride in an army truck from Tapovan, and how you healed your back with your own hands to the amazement of the doctors. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you heal your back, but forgot to heal your spine? We don't understand. After all, in all your books, you included the article of "A Mind of a Mystic" which included all of those test results from some doctors in Oklahoma in 2005.  From this study, you, Sri Nithyananda clinically 'proved' your ability to control your brainwaves from the results indicated from Positron Emission Tomography (PET) device. The gushing doctor talked about how you effortlessly moved into the 'pleasure zone' by simply meditating at will:

"I believe the PET scan revealed what I call the brain's 'D-spot'. Whether you consider the 'D' in D-spot to stand for Delight, the Divine or even Dopamine (the chemical through which our bodies experience pleasure), initial indications are that the meditation can stimulate it."

So, Sri Nithyananda, why then did the medical results for your chest pains come back as 'negative'? Weren't you able to heal yourself? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you faking it because all those chats with CID Officers were too much for you and it made you cry? Really? 'Swami' Nithyananda, where did you learn this behavior? I couldn't have been from any of your room service ladies. We doubt that any of them ever said, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache." So, where did you learn this? Oh, yes, one of our loyal readers gave a plausible explanation that you learned this from watching TV while, you, Sri Nithyananda, would go into samadhi (trance) and do tantric 'experiments', while you were not feeling well, of course. Yes, if you weren't watching TV, it would have just seemed like regular sex. But, now we know that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were really not that interested in the sex, so you must have watched TV in a way to unclutch your mind while distributing all of that tantric energy. Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, next time you do this type of healing meditation, we suggest that you watch some educational television, instead of those cheap crime thrillers. After all, James Cagney as well as tips from Cosmopolitan [source:IBN-Live] are not the ideal roll model for a real genuine 'parmahamsa'.

OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt.  So, let's just assume that you weren't faking it. Just the same, we're still confused, Sri Nithyananda. If you're able to heal yourself, quickly get into the 'pleasure zone', and can stand the rigors of the toughest of tapas (penance meditations), then why did you still go to the hospital? Now we get it; room service ladies in nurse's outfits. Yes, that makes sense. Did they take your temperature with a banana? Well, they should have and filmed it too. That way, you would have had visual to show everybody if you ever try to tell that joke again. Sorry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to bust your fantasy, but as you probably found out, real nurses don't dress or behave that way.  We know, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda probably got those ideas from your DVD collection, but it is always good to become aligned with your reality.

Sri Nithyananda, have you ever thought about writing a book from all of these recent experiences as a fugitive and now as an inmate? We think a titled called "Common Criminal Behavior to Uncommon Criminal Acts" just might capture the essence of your new life story. We'll be sure to purchase a copy and write a favorable review for it. We can't wait to read the upcoming chapters.  We'll be waiting.

Latest Headlines:

• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/65789/nithyananda-likely-booked-fema.html (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/66097/nityanandas-police-custody-extended-two.html(Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/66191/nithyananda-hospitalised-chest-pain.html
  (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.deccanherald.com/content/66244/nityananda-discharged-hospital.html
  (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
• http://www.tamilkey.com/nithyanandas-agreement-paper-with-lady-devotee-leaked.html
  
• (has actual contract)
• http://ibnlive.in.com/blogs/dpsatish/237/61773/nithyananda-the-sadhu-who-reads-cosmopolitan.html
  (Funny Article)
• http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Charges-under-Fema-could-add-to-Nityanandas-woes/articleshow/5854818.cms
• http://www.bangaloremirror.com/index.aspx?page=article&sectid=10&contentid=201004252010042509564934348640daa
• http://www.bangaloremirror.com/index.aspx?page=article&sectid=10&contentid=2010042420100424052106135db57f069
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/interrogating-sex-swami-was-like-a-punishment-20922.php
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/seized-tiger-pelt-could-spell-trouble-for-sex-swami-20921.php
• http://www.ndtv.com/news/cities/did-bangalore-sex-swami-stage-manage-his-arrest-20610.php
• http://expressbuzz.com/states/tamilnadu/nithyananda-may-be-grilled-in-pondicherry/168293.html
• http://www.thehindu.com/2010/04/24/stories/2010042466410600.htm
• http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report_swami-nithyananda-discharged-from-hospital_1376157
• http://www.dnaindia.com/bangalore/report_us-agency-seeks-info-on-nithyananda-case-progress_1375632
• http://www.mid-day.com/news/2010/apr/270410-Swami-Nithyananda-Gopika-racket-CID-smuggler.htm
• http://mangalorean.com/news.php?newstype=local&newsid=178128
• http://sify.com/news/how-nityananda-had-kept-sexual-activities-secret-news-national-kexrbqadgje.html
• http://sify.com/news/nityananda-violated-rules-of-tantric-sex-sri-sri-news-international-ke0vadgjjfd.html
• http://www.asiantribune.com/news/2010/04/28/sex-scandal-nithyananda-may-be-brought-pondy-interrogation
• http://himachal.us/2010/04/25/nithyananda%E2%80%99s-associates-trail-runs-cold-in-himachal/19683/news/ravinder
• http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/nityananda-should-have-had-only-one-partner-ravi-shankar_100354324.html
• http://www.ptinews.com/news/627603_Nityananda-admitted-to-hospital-after-chest-pain
• http://www.behindindia.com/india-news-stories/apr-10-03/nithyananda-23-04-10.html
• http://indianrealist.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/can-hindus-self-govern-competitively-lessons-from-the-nithyananda-scandal/
  (boring dribble)
  

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 142: One Hundred and forty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 164: One hundred and sixty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

New Legal Complaints Filed Against Nithyananda's Fraud - CIDs in Chennai & Bangalore

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Piles Up the Criminal Complaints and Charges for Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember one of your ashramites who you angled to get his home and you treated like a used tissue even especially when he went through his divorce? Which one!?! How silly of us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We should have figured that there would be almost as many people you screwed over as the number of room service ladies you've, well, ah, serviced. Anyway, that guy who you used to call Sri Nithya Prabha, obviously doesn't think much about your brand of enlightenment. In fact he thinks that cow dung serves a better purpose in society than anything thing that you've rolled out (and smeared over). So, our loyal reader and frequent contributor to this blog, under his real name of Douglas McKellor, filed criminal complaints or criminal charges against you, Sri Nithyananda, with the California State Attorney General. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that the California Attorney General, Edmund G. Brown Jr., is running for Governor? So investigating you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and all your fraud just might give Jerry Brown a nice high-profile case that involves dharma (righteousness) vs. adharma (evil). 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, don't you just love an election year?

Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we know that this is already old news, almost two weeks to be exact. But we heard from Douglas that the Attorney General Office has contacted him and Jerry Brown's lawyers seem very interested not only in you, but the sixty (60) odd names (some of them were very odd) that included ashramites of past and present, big time donors, marketing specialists also known as acharyas (teachers), enthusiastic volunteers, and city coordinators. Yes, he didn't forget your Nithya Franchise Feeders, or are they suckers?  Never mind. Regardless, they are in cahoots and in your bed too. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, maybe that was a poor choice of words considering recent allegations.

But, it doesn't stop there, Sri Nithyananda. Douglas went ahead and filed additional criminal complaints against you and your fraudulent cult with the Criminal Investigation Departments (CID) in the state of Karnataka. Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry) already confirmed that he received Douglas' official notarized complaints. Since Douglas met you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and participated in your sponsored pay-for-use programs such as your first Himalaya tour in 2004, where you acted as the tour guide, and your Ananda Tapas (a.k.a. get-burned-in-so-many-ways) program in 2007, that means that all the crimes that you committed are valid in the State of Karnataka. What luck. So, this complaint cannot be ignored. Sorry.

And, wait, there's more. Douglas is willing to travel to India just to meet you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, at your trial of course. He can't wait to relive old times together like how you used human hair in the fire ritual and then made everyone declare to everyone else how they really were enlightened, and how you pitted him against his wife and dangled sanyasi (monk) initiation in front of his wife, and then put him on the spot in public for him to say either 'yes' to her becoming a sanyasi (monk) or 'no' and really getting her upset. Do you remember that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why you did a great job of breaking up that marriage, but you were a bit slow at it. It took years to undo. Now, if you really were an 'enlightened' compassionate master, we bet that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda could have broken up that marriage in just a matter of weeks. The fact that all of your tricks and siddhis (esoteric powers) took years to erode their marriage already gave hints that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were not really 'enlightened' after all.

And, during this trial, Douglas said that he cannot wait to read some of the passages in your book "Swamiji as We Know Him". Do you remember that book, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Yes, that was the book that you printed, without permission, all your early devotees' emails, and then you made those emails a part of your blatant marketing strategy for others to fall into your cult trap. Some of those emails are just down right scary and mentioned how spouses started to snap their fingers uncontrollably and shake with your so-called energy. What was that 'energy'? Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, explain in the court? And, since these were emails were written to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and then later published as a book in which you were credited as being the author (we see a pattern here), then there is no way that you can deny that this was not your energy? Your tantric energy? Your evil energy? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, your own ego, marketing, and desire to build a legacy will be used against you in any court of law. You, Sri Nithyananda, will pay.

But, wait, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's more! Since Douglas' wife went on some trip with you to Thiruvannamalai in the State of Tamil Nadu, he thought that it would be only appropriate to send some certified and notarized criminal complaints against you in that state too. And, according to his FedEx tracker, those official documents have already arrived over 24 hours ago. Douglas thinks that his then wife would probably not have followed you there if she knew that truth about all your made up wanderings, never been enlightened, phony birth date, and so on and on and on... So, guess what, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Your legacy has followed you... right into the legal system. Yes, your legacy of fraud. Now it's time to pay the piper. Is that the same piper, you 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed as you lured all those ladies into performing room service? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we don't think so either. But, gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that only makes you wanted in three states. A real, full-fledged outlaw, like Jesse James, would be wanted in seven states or more. You are just wanted in three states. That doesn't make your legacy all that great. But, don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we'll show our readers how to file in additional states and counties, so by the time we're through, you will be wanted in 20 states or maybe even more. Now, that would be very fitting to your legacy.

Since your empire, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is now imploding, we think that this would be a good time to encourage all those that are leaving to file a criminal complaint against you. We heard that there are a lot of former followers who are jumping ship. We think that's great, but we question their motives. Are they jumping ship to recover their assets? Are they jumping ship to cover their assets? Are they jumping ship so they and their assets wouldn't be thrown in jail? Or, are they jumping ship because they now realize that what you, 'Swami' Nithyananda have done is pure fraud, that you hurt so many people, and that you need to be stopped?

What better way for all those that bank rolled your fraud and invested dollars to the Nth degree (for whatever business return you, Sri Nithyananda, promised them) to show that they are clean and have no further investments in either you or your cult than to make a criminal complaint or press criminal charges. For instance, even though Maheshwara, Kaivalya, and the Swabav's gave you, Sri Nithyananda, serious amounts of money, we will know that their motives are pure if they filed criminal complaints against you. Then we will know that they want to do the right thing and undo the harm they caused, not just try to get their 'investment' or 'good name' back.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we are also very interested to see what Mr. Ram Ramanathan of Singapore does. Do you remember how he 'fitted' all of your stories into a time line? And, Sri Nithyananda, we have actually seen that email that he sent that requested trusted translators to re-write other Master's works, mix them up, add a few jokes, and then sprinkle in your trade brainwashing lines. Wow, instant 500 books, in your name. Now, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you just claim 200 books in your name. We think, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that it is 200 books in vain. Plagiarism is no sign of a Paramahamsa. And, we want Mr. Ram Ramanathan to come clean and expose you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We feel that he must name all the sources that you so conveniently borrowed just to get rich and build your empire. Otherwise, he is just as guilty as you and deservers a bit of time in prison to think about what he did. So, Sri Nithyananda, we look forward to Mr. Ram Ramanathan's criminal complaint against you.

Sri Nithyananda, same thing with the recent bunch of ashramites who defected. For all the pimping that Sahajananda did, as in being one who followed Bhaktananda's example on how to contact the desired devotees for your personal room service, we will know that Sahajananda really has come clean when he files criminal complaints against you, Sri Nithyananda. Likewise for Sevakananda (Ma Gopika's 'divorced' husband). Since Sevakananda had all that experience in accounting and brokering all those backdoor deals in a previous business life, we know that he was your man for doing that great accounting shell game of moving money around until it's well hidden and converted as yet another 'donated' 24(K) gold throne. Why, if he filed a criminal complaint against you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we might even forgive him for marketing those $20 dollar mercury Shiva Lingams for $500.00 saying that these were made from your energy, etc. Same with Ma and Sri Jyotir. We're glad that they are finally running away from you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. But weren't they the ones that made sure that all those room service ladies signed the 'disclosure' form and made sure that they were nicely filed and ready to be retrieved in case something came up? Unless we see that they now see you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda as a criminal worth prosecuting, then we might think that the lessons haven't been fully learned. And, lastly our defection of Paramananda, well, he knows what he did wrong. And, he alone knows what needs to be done to undo his crimes. We wish him luck in doing the right thing.

In case you, 'Swami' Nithyananda haven't guessed, we're in the end game. And, right now, there's no middle ground as far as we're concerned. Either someone is in favor of brining you to justice and filing criminal complaints or charges against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, or someone is supporting you directly or indirectly your fraud and your crimes. There's no middle ground. The Truth is out, and people now need to act. It's put up or shut up time. And, we think it is high time that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda get shut up in some prison for a long, long, time.

In making all these criminal complaints against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we just wanted to make sure all our readers know just how easy it is to file. It really is so easy to do the right thing and to undo all the wrongs that someone might have contributed toward your empire of fraud. So, we have these simple tips for our loyal readers and recent defectors:

1. Direct and Indirect Victims
Our readers don't have to be the direct victim in order to file a criminal complaint. If our readers traveled to Nithyananda's ashram and met Nithyananda and felt that they were directly swindled by his fraud, that's great. But, if you lost a love one, or experienced the hurt from a loved one that Nithyananda cheated, and this person traveled to Nithyananda's ashram in India, then you are still a victim. Yes, you are eligible to at least file a legal complaint. This is especially true for spouses who are bound together in a legal and financial union. One spouse's fraud is the other spouse's fraud. Very simple. So, file away.

2. Offending Religious Sentiment
Offending religious sentiment. Wow, there's a low bar if we ever saw it. If you think someone donning the holy saffron cloth of a monk shouldn't be groping curvy actresses... and, if you perceive Nithyananda's rompings not as a tantric act of spiritual 'purification' but just blatant sex... and, if you see Nithyananda's drooling embraces on the same level as someone taking advantage of a weaker mind, much in the same reasoning that psychiatrists are banned from having sex with their patients or teachers are banned from having sex with their so-called consenting students, then file a criminal complaint of offending religious sentiment. After all, it is your sentiment. And, if this pervert (Nithyananda) offended it, you have no one else to blame but your self for not speaking up. So, file away. What do you have to lose?

3. Honesty & Integrity
When you do file, be brave and give your real name and correct contact information. We all know that Nithyananda is in big trouble for not being so honest about his public resume, so we encourage you not to follow his example. Try something that Nithyananda was never able to do, stand on the merits of being honest and truthful.

4. Details & Notaries
Include as much details of when, where, who, what, and even why. This helps make your document nice and strong. Write only the truth, and be sure to sign it. Blue ink always stands out. Invest in $5.00 to $10.00 and get the document officially notarized under oath of being true. This makes your statement a legally binding document. Public notaries are everywhere, and are often additional services offered at copy centers. Make a copy. And, then send away.

There, Sri Nithyananda, if done quickly, in less than two hours of our readers' time, someone can bring a new criminal complaint against you. No big effort, but a big step for dharma.

Here's the information again:

Report A Fraud-god
Karnataka:
Contact: Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry)
Int'l Tel: 011 91 94-808-00123
Int'l Fax: 011 91 80-223-81894
In India Tel: 9480800123
In India Fax: 080-22381894
Mail Address: Carlton House, Palace Road, Bangalore – 560 001

Tamil Nadu:
Website: Criminal Branch, Criminal Investigation Department of Tamil Nadu (CBCID)
At this website, all the contact information to make a criminal complaint and press charges against 'Swami' Nithyananda are right there: email addresses, phone numbers, and mail addresses, etc.  Be mail a signed original, preferably notarized, to them, just to make it nice and legal.

Good luck, everybody, in filing your criminal complaints against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Don't forget, more the merrier.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 121: One Hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 143: One hundred and forty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Comes Clean - Denies His Cult Being Fraud or Wrong, Like Right - Incriminates Self

First Public Statement By 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, we sure are glad that you came out and posted a YouTube Video.  It was your first statement since being on the lamb.  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda.  We said 'on the lamb' not 'on top of the lamb'.  We already saw you do that in your video.  'On the lamb' means running away and hiding from the law.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, you sure seem to have a one-track mind these days.  Feeling a bit sheepish?   Back to that new video, let's take a look:



Boy, 'Swami' Nithyananda. That sure seems like a lot of make up you're wearing.  Were you in the cremation grounds again?  Was that caked on vibhooti (white holy ash)?  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't say 'shaked on her booty'.  That's already old news from that video of yours.  We said 'caked on vibhooti', means that it was applied thick and strong, like this sleazy guy below:

'Swami' Nithyananda, you know without your turban, you kind of look like this guy here.  Will this be your new career, that is, ah, doing card tricks, after the Government bulldozes their land which you're squatting on?  Sri Nithyananda, don't get so upset about having your ashram bulldozed down to make room for cows to graze on.  Do you remember the time in Myshore around early 2006 when some 'squatter' was on your newly acquired land?  Sure you do.  As you, 'Swami' Nithyananda can recall, the bulldozers were there, but the 'squatter' didn't want to leave his home?  You, compassionate master, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda gave the orders for the worker in the bulldozer to just level his home.  And, yes, as you predicted, the squatter came running out of his very humble home just to watch all his meager possessions to be crushed by the bulldozer.  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't have to waste a single precious dollar to compensate this 'outlaw'. How dare someone like that stop you from doing 'divine' work!  We know that you would never do anything to anyone that you couldn't take yourself.  We hope the Government shows us all how to be overflowing with compassion just as you showed us a few years ago.

Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't mean to get sidetracked here.  But, we couldn't help but notice, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that you looked like death-warmed-over in your latest video.  Were you doing that death meditation again?  Is that how come we didn't hear from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for over four days?  And, we never seen you deadpan it so much.  Was that part of your new spontaneity, to look so somber-like a funeral parlor customer, ready for one more embalming drink?  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you downloading that information or was your computer downloading that text for your to read?  Why do we ask?  Well, you seemed to be looking down a lot and straining your eyes.  Was there a room service lady in front of you?

So, like what was that video all about, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  Was it to say that you're holding out to get all the information together?  That you're going to take a little time to do it?  And, try to stall for a reaction until you can get your act together?  You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you're credibility looked like a big zero.  In fact, anyone could probably chant your new updated mantra:

Om Nithyanandam.  Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, Om Nithyanandam.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, just to keep track, let's review all those criminal charges that are leveled at you and your organization:

Let's see now, we have (1) a complaint by a group of Madras High Court advocates about Cheating under Section 420. Also from Chennai we have (2) offending religious sentiments.  But, wait, there, Sri Nithyananda.  Our hero, Sri Nithya Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan has spilled the beans on even more serious stuff.  Looks like this was so hot to handle that the police in Tamil Nadu handed it over to the police in Karnataka. [OneIndia] (3) Under IPC sections 295 (A) (Deliberate and malicious acts, (4) intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs), (5) 376 (rape), (6) 377 (unnatural sex), (7) 506 (1) (criminal intimidation) and (8) 120 (B) (criminal conspiracy).  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really curious about the 'unnatural sex' charges?  Did you use ghosts and graveyard props with that?  We can't wait to watch the next video.  What are we up to, eight (8) charges.  Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot.  There's still that land dispute where the Government wants their land which you, Sri Nithyananda, plunked your over-cushy tuss on, so that makes number nine (9).  And, then that inconvenient charges about all that illegal forest products such as all those sandalwood pellets.  That makes ten (10). 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 official charges.  Sri Nithyananda, we're out of fingers to count all your criminal charges!  This is getting even more complicated than trying to figure your time line and number of years you wandered.  What are we going to do if the possible allegations that you harbored terrorists from the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LITE) are true?  [DNA Read the World]  Then we suppose we'll have to take off our shoes, in respect to you of course, and count with our fingers and toes.

And, Sri Nithyananda, where are you now?  Are you imitating that other 'enlightened' spiritual leader, Bin Laden?  Well, you both seem pretty good at releasing videos without a trace to where you are.  Sri Nithyananda, it's nice to hear you say that you're going to:

"address all the allegations and issue a detailed explanation." : (@1:32)

But, Sri Nithyananda, the authorities want to talk to you now, not later.  Do you know, Sri Nithyananda, that since you seem completely aware of "allegations": (@0:33), etc.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda must be aware that there's a warrant for your arrest and that criminal charges have been filed against you.  Sri Nithyananda, by not surrendering to the authorities and letting them question you now, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are evading arrest.  Let's make this clear:

ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

You, Sri Nithyananda, are evading arrest, and your video-tape is clear evidence that you do know that criminal charges are against you.  And, since you obviously had some help making that video, that makes at least one person (probably a whole gang) abetting your evasion of arrest, which we're quite sure is against the law. Is this the same as harboring a fugitive? Hmmm. This could be serious legal trouble for anyone near you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. So, if the authorities want to play hardball, they could easily bring criminal charges against your whole entourage.

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also noticed that this video of yours was posted by the Life Bliss Foundation.  Isn't that one of your organizations?  By broadcasting this message and posting it on YouTube, could the authorities claim that this organization of your, The Life Bliss Foundation, is assisting in the dissemination of unlawful activities (evading arrest, harboring a fugitive, etc.) and therefore is doing something illegal.  Does this, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda make them all accomplices to your crimes (as in many)?  

Once again, ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

Could the authorities (in this case the police), file criminal charges and make arrests against not only you, not only your entourage, but also the whole web team and people who posted that video?  Why, Sri Nithyananda, the police might have to book a whole charter bus just to drag your inmates, (oops, poor choice of words) away. How many years in prison will they get for helping this criminal? That criminal is you, Sri Nithyananda.

So, @1:12 when you, 'Swami' Nithyananda say:

"I want to assure, you all, all of you, that nothing illegal has been done by me or by any of my organizations."

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, whose been giving you that legal advice?  It kind of reminded us when another famous leader gave this famous "I'm Not a Crook" speech:


OK, Sri Nithyananda, we get it now.  This is kind of like a stall tactic as you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, try to get your defense together:

"We are in the process of collecting evidence to establish the falsity and the motive of this smear campaign" (@1:24)

"Please wait a few days till we collect all the facts, all the information's, and clearly present it to you all." (@1:52)

Then once you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, get your case together you said:

"I urge everyone, not to rush to judgment before all the facts have been put on the table and are carefully examined." (@1:41)

Hmmm, Sri Nithyananda.  We think we can pretty much see all the facts that are on the table right now.  You know what worries us is not all the facts that are on the table, but what in the fact is going to be passed under the table?

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, even the BJP, who we understand you have cozy relationships with... Sri Nithyananda, stop squirming.  It is not that type of cozy relationship.  We tell you, you're mind, Sri Nithyananda, has been in the gutter ever since that video was released about you.  Where were we, yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, even the BJP leaders are going to have a hard time explaining how they reached their decision if they favor the information that's under the table instead of the information that is on the table.  We wouldn't want to be in their shoes when their own support base goes viral against them.  These BJP politicians would then be ready to be put out to pasture just like you will be, Sri Nithyananda.  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you're going to put them out to pasture, you better make sure that it's going to be a very green pasture, if you know what we mean.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 91: Ninety-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 113: One hundred and thirteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.