God-Fraud, Nithyananda, Denied Entry to the U.S.A. - Visa Canceled

U.S.A. Says "NO!" to Nithyananda and His Cult; Spares U.S. Citizens from Fraud

* * Breaking News * *
We just got word from reliable sources that the U.S. Embassy has canceled 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's U.S. Visa. This is 'officially' unconfirmed, but we'll give confirmation as soon as we receive it.  Confirmed, our information source seems solid that Nithyananda Swami had his U.S. visa canceled a second time.

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Where have you been all this time? Oh, yes, that's right. It is a secret. Some say you've been hiding in Nepal, some say in Tamil Nadu, some say in the VIP section of some professional cricket team where all the cheerleaders hang out. We guess nobody knows for sure except your hairdresser, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We guess that adds to your mystique. But, one place that doesn't seem likely is that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are hiding in the U.S.A. You know, Sri Nithyananda, there was a rumor that you were hanging out at Gilligan's Island, but that doesn't seem so likely right now. Look, just in:

"U.S. Embassy Cancels Nithyananda's Visa; Places Him on Watch"

'Swami' Nithyananda, we're still waiting for official confirmation, but just the same, ouch!  It looks like it is deja vu  all over again.   But, don't worry there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're sure you can rally and get a new visa. Remember April 2, 2007 when you had your tourist visa canceled but were able to rally all of your supporters to get you a religious visa? So, you've been through this. Old hat. Oh, no, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot something. This time you don't have any supporters to rally behind you. They all felt cheated and left you. So, this means you're going to have to go to the U.S. Embassy and wait in line just like everyone else. We're sure you'll meet some interesting people in line. Perhaps you might even meet some young attractive students that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, might be able to recruit for future service to your, ah, mission or research department. So, think of this as an opportunity.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, with your great ability to see everything around you, the future, the past, all dimensions, did you see this coming? Ah, we get it now. This is why you had your ashram cleared out, so you wouldn't be stuck with an extra month's rent. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, always had an eye for finances.

So, what's going to happen now, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? You know, all of those hot yoga ladies from L.A. that wear those tight spandex outfits that you were hitting on? Now, it looks like you will have to convince them to come see you in India, that is whenever you set up shop again and sit on your 24(K) gold throne. So, how are you going to convince them to come over to your place? We get it now, you'll have Bhaktananda and Medhananda recruit them for you. Hmmmm. That might not be so optimal for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You see, Bhaktananda seems to only be able to recruit like-minded hardcore types like professional school bus drivers and retired roller derby ladies. We don't know how happy you'll be with ladies like that. And, Medhananda, with his eye-sight, which you never healed, there's no telling what he'll send your way.  Chances are she will be able to walk and talk, but the rest just might be a guess.   It will be the new Mystery of Mysteries.   Just the same, you might want to check the ID of any ladies that Medhananda recruits for you just to make sure, that they are, ahem, at least 18.

What you need, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is a real smooth operator who is still loyal to you who could convince people who are still sitting on the fence to jump and fall off a cliff even when these 'fence sitters' can see that it is pure insanity to support you. There's gotta be somebody. Wait! We know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you can get Sri Nithya Niranjananda, a.k.a. coo-coo Mukku. We think that he must have been a lemming in his past life, leading the pack to follow him over to the promised land. Too bad that in this life, he just became a regular old rat.  A rather large one at that.  Oh, well. But, he is a smooth operator. No doubt about that. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's still a problem there. Sri Nithya Niranjananda seems to have an inclination of super-sizing everything. You, know, 128 oz. 'Big Gulp', over-sized Ford Taurus, all-you-can-eat buffets, Costco-sized portions, you know, the works with everything on it. So, Sri Nithyananda, you might want to reinforce the furniture in your pad, especially the bed, just as a precaution. We wouldn't want to see you with a broken home, even though you're a proven expert in breaking up other people's homes. No siree. But, just be ready for a really super big surprise.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, kind of a bummer that your visa got canceled. But, don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, a lot of people get their visa denied and placed on watch. We bet Bin Laden, for instance, will never know the joy of riding the Magic Dumbo ride at Disneyland either. Say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you're visa has been denied and you've been put on the 'watch list' by the U.S. Government, does that mean your other cronies, sorry, we meant to say other swamis, like Sadhananda (Ayya), Bhaktananda, Atmamaneesha (Mr. Tiwari), Ma Bhaktika, Dheera (Martyn Williams), Ma Bharti, Sachitananda, Sevananda, Pranananda, Gnanananda, Roopananda, Ma Achalananda, Ma Arpana etc. will also be watched and denied entry? Left high and dry. Tsk. Tsk. Pity.

Hey, there, Sri Nithyananda. Don't despair. We know a way out. You need to become a famous rock star with a huge fan base, and then the U.S. Officials will have to let you in. That happens all the time. Let's see, with your singing talents, or lack of, hey, you could start up a punk rock band. Perfect. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda already have that stage presence. But, there is a problem. Punk rockers are known to be a bit rowdy, just like your swamis. But, the problem is that they often fight back. So, if you try to break one of your canes over someone's head, that person just might jump on stage and return the favor in kind. So, unless you're prepared for this, we don't suggest that you break stuff on people's heads any more. But, everything else about you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, is perfect. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what shall we call your new band? Hmmm... how about "Nastyananda and the Psycho Swamis" or maybe "Swami Shim Sham and His Wham Bams". Yes, those don't sound so good to us either. Perhaps our reader, [hint, hint] will come up with some really fitting band names for you.

In the meantime, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you need to practice up on some songs so you can get a hit record. Here's a band just perfect for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. It is an early British punk band called "Sham 69".

Yes, we know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, could relate with a band named "Sham 69", since both words, "sham" and "69" perfectly describe your operations, to a tee.  Anyway, these fine young men also were once denied entry to the U.S.A. We don't know why. But after some hard work and convincing interviews, they were allowed into the U.S.A. to tour and spread the love and bliss that their music conjures. In fact, they wrote a song about your now shared experience about having their U.S. visa canceled titled "No Entry". What luck, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's a YouTube video with that exact song. So, you'll know exactly how to sing it. Here it is:



and even more luck, here's the lyrics:

They wanted us to go
To New York City
But the man in the embassy
Said, "Oh, what a pity
We don't know things you done in the past
But never mind, son
Have a little puff on the grass"

They didn't want us in the U.S.A.
We didn't wanna go their anyway
They don't want us in the U.S.A., puke

Our manager said to us
"What`s all the fuss"
We said, "We don`t know
But they won`t let us go"
"What did you do to make them do this to you"
"I dunno, Boss"
Carry on puffing the grass

They didn't want us in the U.S.A.
We didn`t wanna go their anyway
They don`t want us in the U.S.A., puke x2

The press all started to ring
Asked what was happening
Our boss said, "I don't know"
But I said, "They won't let us go"
We don`t care what you think of us
This is where we live
Stick America up your arse

OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you think you can sing like that? We can't wait to see the new you in action and back in the U.S.A. Sri Nithyananda, can we have your autograph? Please?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 132: One Hundred and thirty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 154: One hundred and fifty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

The Cult of the Great Pumpkin; Nithyananda Followers Wait It Out for Fraud-God

The Peppermint Patty Experience; Nithyananda's Room Service Lady Wakes Up and Smells the Fraud; Leaves Linus Sucking His Thumb
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? Yes, looks like you've been up all night again. What have you been up to, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Graveyard or room service? We hope that you didn't combine the two. That would be even creepy for your already low standards. Say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we know how much you must love Halloween, you know doing all those meditations and red chili fire rituals in the wee hours in the cemetery. And, since it's Friday night, we don't feel like doing a proper post either. So, let's watch a clip of one of our favorite Halloween specials, just to relax. Look, it's the "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown":



Wow, that Sally Brown character wasted her whole Halloween because she believed Linus, the kid who sucks his thumb, some story about the Great Pumpkin coming down and brining toys to all the good boys and girls. But, after being cheated of a special night of fun, Sally Brown wakes up to reality and leaves Linus who spent the whole night in the pumpkin patch without the aid of a red chili fire ritual to keep him warm. Finally, his no-nonsense sister, Lucy, drags him out of the pumpkin patch and to the safety of a warm bed. Ah, that's so touching.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, it just occurred us that the same thing is going on here with you. That kid sucking his thumb, that must be Bhaktananda or maybe Sachitananda, he he got some other sweet lady to believe in your fraudulent story about all the goodies that will happen if you just believe in you, and fork over a truckload of dollars, but that money thing wasn't in the movie; it's unique to your holy business model. Anyway, that young lady, Sally Brown, sure looks cute. We bet that she could be room service potential, but that cartoon had to be acceptable to little children, so we bet that probably got edited out. But just the same, when Sally Brown realized that the Great Pumpkin (that's you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, note that pumpkins are dressed in orange too) didn't materialize and make good on the promise, she got up and left that wimpy little kid. Boy, was she upset, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, she missed out on all the fun that kids in America have on Halloween. It was gone. Over. Finito. She really felt cheated. Just kind of like those room service ladies must have felt when they found out that their innocence has been robbed due to some 'tantra' experiment that they 'signed up for' in that ten-page contract. Or, like all the other youth that devoted their lives to serve in your mission felt when they realized that all of the sudden their chance to get a real education has vanished. Or like all those parent who found that their kids lives have been physically abused, sexually abused, and cheated. Or, like all those other people who no longer have homes, life savings, retirement funds, friends, family, marriages, anything... all gone.

But, lucky for Sally Brown; she got out early, and her friends were still there. But, that wimpy kid is stuck being a sanyasi (monk). 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we can tell, because that kid is clutched to his blanket just like your brainwashed sanyasis (renunciants) or clutched to their kavi (saffron) cloth. But, any way you look at it, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that kid is lost for some dream that will never happen. Yeah, like right. Waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Is that anything like your 'paramahamsa' story and your promise of an easy, if not expensive, living-enlightenment? By the way, where did you hatch that story, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?

Lucky for that wimpy brainwashed kid, he had a big sister, Lucy, that looked after him and eventually got him back to safety. Just think, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if that wimpy kid didn't have a strong family member to pull him back into the fold, he probably would still be in that same pumpkin patch. He would have been that babbling derelict still sitting there in the mud long after all the pumpkins rotted... waiting and waiting for your stupid promise of toys and 'enlightenment' which we all know will never materialize.

Don't you think, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that it would be better if you got all your brainwashed devotees back into society and become productive and integrated again why you wait it out? After all, 'Swami' Nithyananda, it could take over 20 years before the coast is clear or your served a few life-time sentences for all the crimes that you could be prosecuted for. Wouldn't it make sense if you let your devotees rebuild their wealth? You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, build up that nest egg and maybe even get married and have children? If you don't let this happen, then 'Swami' Nithyananda, your brainwashed devotees that refuse to leave you will be broke with no family. The only thing that they can show you is that the drooled over the pada pooja set for over twenty years while faithfully reciting corrupted mantras every morning. That's not a lot to show for twenty-years of service. But, if they have careers again and get married, after twenty years there'll be a bunch of loot you can just scoop up which will allow you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to order your the next round of 24(K) gold thrones. And, who knows, if your former followers have kids, a whole new generation of room service ladies can be at your disposal with eager parents vying to deliver them to your doorstep. By that time, we hope that the hidden camera technology has really improved, but for now, we just want these people to get on with their lives.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, while your biding your time with a lifestyle that's a cross between Hugh Hefner and Bin Laden, why don't you make it clear that the dream is over and that it will be a long wait, so these people can get on with their lives? Think about, 'Swami' Nithyananda, it would be nice to let these people be free especially since there's no future for them otherwise. Can you do that for them, Sri Nithyananda? Just set them free? After all, they really did trust you. Can you help them get started again, even if it is just a word of encouragement to go forward? Are you big enough to do that, 'Swami' Nithyananda? We're waiting.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 131: One Hundred and thirty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 153: One hundred and fifty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud-God, Nithyananda, Closes Up 'Vedic' Cult Temple (for now)

Another Crack in Fraud-God's Crumbling Empire
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How's your USA breadbasket empire doing? Oh, we see. Instead of a 'bread basket', maybe you should call it 'dead in a casket'. Boy, that sure crumbled in a hurry. We drove by your once bustling ashram at 928 Huntington Dr, Duarte, California, and looks mighty deserted. A ghost town. But, knowing your dark tantric practices, it always was one. We don't know what type of energy the new tenants will find in your old quarters, no. 5. But, rest assured, we are pretty certain that the new tenant's bed will start shaking and there will be lots of moaning. Oh, scary.

So, what's the matter? No one wants to live there? Where's your marketing department when you need them, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? It might be a tough sell. Let's see if we can come up with a pitch. "Come live with Swami Sex Offender and experience his energy field!" No thanks. We can see why there are no takers. We're pretty sure that the landlord will be glad to get her property back and start making money again. No telling how much she lost on that deal. But, don't worry; we're sure she'll upgrade the place even if she makes it into a slumlord. You know, even tenants that have jobs now and then will contribute more to society than the tenants before them. And, if there's drug usage, those addicts are only hurting themselves. So, that's a 1000-fold improvement right there.

And, what about that Nithyananda Vedic Temple, also the Head Quarters of your Western Empire? You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that place you spent so much time and energy 'transforming'. So what if some people injured themselves permanently while doing your slave labor and all kinds of other weird stuff that happened there? It was your temple, with your name on it, and with your ripped off Osho logo of a Paramahamsa (which you were not). 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you remember how you used to love bragging about how much better your Vedic Temple was than compared to all the other Hindu temples? You used to love giving specific examples like the murtis (statues) in the Norwalk Sanatan Dharma Temple were ugly... how the Malibu temple was completely mismanaged... and...on...and...on...and...on. There didn't seem to be a temple any where in the U.S.A. that was up to your high standards. Only your temples were so perfect. Divinely so. Heaven on earth. Say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this in our inbox from Constant Contact sent by the Nithyananda Vedic Temple?:

Dear Devotees:

Beginning on Saturday, April 17 the Nithyananda Vedic Temple will be closed to the public. Our deepest thanks for your patronage over the years. We look forward to seeing you again when the temple re-opens.

With best regards,
The Administration of Nithyananda Vedic Temple

What? Closed? Are you trying to sell off the Vedic Temple to pay for all those legal fees, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? How much are bribes to all the courts these days? We're sure the going rate has increased since all those pictures of you on your 24(K) gold thrones have been showcased on your website. How many of those thrones do you have? Well, it looks like you might be out one 24(K) gold throne very soon, unless there are some devotees that want to store in their garage. Mind you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that once it is in someone's garage, there's little chance that heavy piece of bulk is ever going to be moved. So, pick your garage carefully, and hope they still have enough money after experiencing you that they are not going to lose their home any time soon.

So, really, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's going to happen to your Vedic Temple? Are you going to just keep the temple in mothballs until you can come out from hiding? Who's going to pay the mortgage? Who's going to pay the bills? Who's going to turn the lights on and off? Maybe 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can rent your temple out to motorcycle clubs so they can have a big party there on the weekends. That just might make your temple popular again.

Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're kind of hoping that the community will take it over and make it a real temple that the Divine would actually love to call home. Who knows, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you might actually get some good karma if that happened. Yes, it is a long shot, but who knows, even you, Sri Nithyananda, just might be capable of doing the right thing.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 130: One Hundred and thirty days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 152: One hundred and fifty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

A Message to Past & Present Fraud-God Supporters of Nithyananda

Wake Up Call for All Former Devotees. Move Away From this Fraud and Heal!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? Look what came in our inbox. It's a message to all past and present devotees, you know, the type of people who might have came to your acharya (teacher) training program or attended a two-day program with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Let's take a look:

We come in peace. Yes, the last five weeks have been very difficult if not unsettling. Whatever has happened and your involvement in this process is not your fault, because this was all from the influence of the temporary circumstances. Yes, we can blame this on maya (illusion). It had us its grips too.

With sincerity, we would like to say that this is the time to realize the Truth and move on to the path of Dharma (righteousness). Yes, we are out of the dream state of consciousness, and I’m very sure that you are already awaken. Just listen to the divinity inside your heart. Do the right thing. And, leave this person (you know who) immediately. Please don't support his bad karma anymore.

Please understand that whatever has happened has happened for the good. Just move on with your life. This is not the time to regret. We are positive that you learned many things through this process and you can now move to the higher level of consciousness as a result from this experience.

The good news is that we all had a little experience of transcendental consciousness as a result from this learning experience. As a result, we can now move to Bliss Consciousness or God Consciousness and go beyond the emotional attachments of maya (illusion). We are now free to move about the spiritual world.

Finally, we just want to close with a small thought. Even though we might have had a difficult time with our family as a direct result with our involvement, we now can see and realize the priority that family has in our lives. From this experience, we can now look after our family members again with a real understanding of love and devotion. Yes, family and spirituality are both at home. And, there is no place like home. That is where we belong.

If there is any way that we can help, please let us know. Even if you just want to yell at us, we welcome the chance to help you with some cathartic healing. We promise to only listen.

Take care and sincerely hoping the best for you.

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we sure hope that people wake up and heal. We imagine that many of them might think that there might be some glimmer of hope that you will come back, but the owner glimmer of hope we have is that they learned something from being around such a fake and a fraud. Sorry, there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, but it's true. We just hope that all your former devotees go on with their lives a little bit stronger than they did before they fell into your cult trap.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 126: One Hundred and twenty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 148: One hundred and forty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Video Night With Nithyananda, Featuring Fraud, Cult, Sex & Scams

Nithyananda Gets Dharmananda Vision; Fraud Exposed.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing?  You look pretty tired.  Does this mean you found some room service?  Rrrrrrrrrrrrough.  Oh, we were just asking.  We guess that means that you're tired for other reasons.  To be honest with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're pretty tired too.  You know how it is.  Talking with American police during the day and then talking with Indian police at night.  Throw in some lawyers, reporters, and recently escaped cult members, and we don't know when our next wink of sleep will be.  Yes, we don't really feel like doing a proper blog post tonight, so let's turn on the television and see what's on, shall we?

Hey, look, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Look, it's our friend (but not your friend) Lenin, and he's on TV.  Boy, we bet you're sorry you ever took away his sanyasi (monk) initiation and demoted him with a yellow kavi cloth.  There's no telling what those people, who all of the sudden had their enlightenment taken, will do.

Dharmananda Vision 1: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed



Dharmananda Vision 2: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Dharmananda Vision 3: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Dharmananda Vision 4: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Boy it sure was interesting to hear about how you were pushing, then threatening, then begging Lenin to stop.  And, Lenin says you have a thing for guys too?  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, when you wear that leopard skin Tarzan suit, you really do swing both ways.   Are you sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are still enlightened?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 124: One Hundred and twenty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 146: One hundred and forty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Respecting the Victims of Nithyananda, the Fraud-God, & His Cult

Beyond a Means to an End; Necessary Conditions for Healing & a Conviction; No Space for Shame
Hi there, readers. We're going to take a small break from our usual style of banter and ridicule against our the fraud-god, Nithyananda and his cult. And, actually focus on something that is at least near and dear to us.

Yes, there are lots of us, in growing numbers that would like to see an end of Nithyananda's crimes and all of his fraud that he has inflicted upon society. Agreed that Nithyananda has tarnished Hinduism, Vedic culture, spiritual beliefs, and all the good work of many sincere Masters as well as seekers. Equally bad, Nithyananda has brought on a lot of pain and broken up and ruined many families. This is very wrong and must stop.

A key component in being able to mete out justice to Nithyananda is the testament from some of the victims that he sexually exploited. We often took a lighthearted approach to these crimes and called them 'room service ladies'. Although it makes the topic approachable, we have to remind ourselves (especially to the one who is typing these words) that these women are victims. And, we need to respect these victims and see them first as human beings. These women should not be seen as the potential means to our ends of convicting Nithyananda for his crimes. These ladies have already been a victim once, they don't need to be the victim twice over again.

In the comments received (not all of them published) there seems to be a call for strong, independent minded lady, the embodiment of Devi Durga, to come forth and give a 'tell all' testament against Nithyananda. Indeed, if such a lady comes forward, she would require the strength, courage, and fearlessness unknown to most of us reading this blog. There's no denying that quality. If a woman testified in court her intimate crime on how she was exploited, then the story told would not just be Nithyananda’s affairs, but her affairs too. The anticipated ridicule, shame, and ostracizing could be unbearable for anybody, regardless of gender, regardless of martial status, regardless of culture, and regardless of age.

So instead of hoping that some lady with super human qualities appears before all, let's work on giving the conditions and support to all of these ladies whether they come forward or not. They are victims. Innocent victims. They have been taken advantage of, set up, drugged either physically or esoterically, and placed in a very well planned trap. Who helped to set this trap and pave the way for these ladies to be sexually abused? Sorry, guys. Looks like we can take a majority stake in that blame. Yes, we were well meaning, deceived, fooled, etc., and like-minded victims in the same game. But, we were not careful. We failed to protect those that were counting on our support. We allowed, and most likely, encouraged the sex crimes to happen. We allowed those who had the most to lose come right up to liar's lair. Their pain has to be our pain.

OK, our point is not to suffer shame and wallow in some puddle of despair. That's not going to help anyone. We would like everyone, especially us guys, to own up to our responsibility that these sexually abused victims are the making of our own shortcomings. We need to realize that this is our fault too.

Once this understanding that everyone, especially the guys, share fault in this crime, then the first step is to forgive our selves and especially the women who were abused. Yes, we are all victims. No one realized what a monster Nithyananda really was. Most of us thought that he could really help someone in ways that we could not comprehend or understand. We really thought that Nithyananda was divinely sent. That our daughters, sisters, wives, nieces, and friends would really benefit from being around his energy. From our own personal experiences, there were plenty of times we saw the ladies deliver food to Nithyananda's private quarters and stay there for hours. During those moments, the only thoughts that entered our minds were that Nithyananda was giving extra attention to that woman and that she was very fortunate to receive his undivided blessings. OK, we were fools, and many of you reading these words, also fell short.

So, regardless of whether these women testify or not, we need to embrace them as our sisters or as or daughters, and help them heal. They need to know that at least within the realms of the immediate families and greater family of those once trapped within Nithyananda's cult, that they are loved, respected, worshipped, honored, and forgiven as they suffered through our faults. We need to see these women for the beauty that they are not for the dirt that has been dished upon them. After seeing all of the romping’s on YouTube, yes, it is easy to dismiss the fact that these victims are human beings with real feelings, with real concerns, with real lives, who yearn to have a sense of normalcy and perhaps even a future in their now tainted lives. Becoming sensitive to the human side, remembering that these are human beings, and carrying that within your heart for the remainder of your life will do so much more to heal than any conviction of Nithyananda.

So, please, readers, we beg you to do exactly this. These women will need lots of space and time. Outwardly expressions of pity and restrictions will only make things worse. Please don't let the ego, which is so eager to show others that there's an 'understanding', smother the space of someone who is trying to go forward and cope. True love will understand and silently embrace. Compassion knows no words or restrictions. But, don't worry, there will be plenty of opportunities to let others know that you stand on the side of your sister, daughter, or wife. That is the time that your head needs to be raised and voice counted to silence those who are ready to shame via whispers or rejection.

Yes, we would be delighted if at least one woman came forward and would testify against Nithyananda. That would help bring an end to these crimes and ensure that no one else will suffer the fate that many of us have suffered. Just the same, our goals and objectives should not come at the expense of the victim's dignity, integrity, and respect. These ladies were already used once. They should not be used twice, no matter how noble the cause seemed at either time. Therefore, all victims of Nithyananda's cult and fraud should take a vow that any woman who is brave enough to come forward and stop these horrible crimes is a hero beyond our own means. The courage and determination to serve humanity and risk the humiliation of a society jaded by sensationalism and instant visuals goes beyond the imaginations that described the epic heroics in terms of the battles of dharma (righteousness) and adharma (unrighteousness). So, look, guys, you better fall at the feet of any lady who is clearly braver and has much more to lose than you will comprehend in your life time. And, fall at her feet, you must. If this lady is your wife, you need to serve her as the protector of humanity and always realize that she did something that you would never be capable of doing. If this lady is your daughter or sister, you need to hold her so high in your hearts and minds that she will never be let down again. And, for you Indian guys, if she is still single, you better make sure that only the best hearted, qualified, and capable male suitors are lined up a mile deep for her to select one that will serve her sincerely for the rest of his life. She has embodied dharma (righteousness) and should be regarded as the Divine Mother herself. No second best suitors for Divinity, please.

Well, these words are nice, but they are not going to do the job alone. We would like to ask the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) to ensure a framework be put into place that will allow these victims to come forward to testify safely and with dignity. Assurances are needed that these women will not become a new victim to the ills of society. Please don't just see these women as just 'informants' or 'witnesses' that will help piece together the crimes. Instead, look at them with compassion that you would have to your own sister, your own mother, to your own daughter, or to your own wife. Find a way to allow them to tell their story but still be protected. For instance, is there a way that a victim’s identity can remain anonymous? That her name will not be in the press? That her face will not be broadcasted on television or the internet? Is there a way to ensure the dignity, privacy, and respect, so that the victim's story not her life will be disclosed? Can there be real penalties that will be levied against those who violate these terms including the smear tactics that Nithyananda's loyal cult members have exercised?

Getting a conviction against Nithyananda will help bring closure to a lot of pain that many of us have experienced. But, getting closure should be done in a way that does not create new victims from the old victims. Those who have experienced Nithyananda's pain have to ban together to ensure that any witness who testifies will be honored, cherished, and respected for the great deed that she has done. The authorities will need to create a framework to allow for system to thrive, and the media will need to show restraint in reporting the story without breaking the soul. We wish we had the answers, but at least we have an idea where to start.

For our readers that did not have to endure the pain of Nithyananda's crimes, we apologize for the personal blog post and perhaps the preachy undertones. Please just see this as a window through our thoughts, pain, and conviction.  And, if you have the compassion, please help us in our cause.

Special thanks to the person who sent us a two unpublished comments that helped sharpen our sensitivity to this matter.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 123: One Hundred and twenty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 145: One hundred and forty-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda's Outfits Come Out of the Closet; Fraud-God in Drag

No Skeletons Found in Nithyananda's Closet; Just Ladies Outfits
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing today?  Rrrrrrrabu.  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're not too happy.  What is it now, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Oh, we see, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, don't have a thing to wear.  Since you've been a fugitive, you've just keep wearing the same old outfit.  No more space suits, no more Michael Jackson extra outfits, no more Osho-me-too-zoot-suits, no more Sgt. Peppers, no more Star Trek, no more Spring attire from fashion show run way crossed with samba dancers attire, no more.  no more.  Just back to basics.  But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we thought that real, genuine sanyasis (renunciant monks) just keep three sets of saffron cloth plus perhaps some undies, and that's all you need.  Is this true, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  We know that being an 'enlightened' healing master that none of the rules applied to you, so we didn't expect much from a dress code.  But, you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you want to aim for your comeback, you might try to look a little simple and not like a show case for an Indian version of a Liberace wedding.

But, don't worry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, as soon as your goons grease the right palms, you'll be right back in that famous penthouse suite in Bidadi and you'll have access to all of your wardrobe once again.  What's this, Sri Nithyananda?  Another article from the Deccan Herald.  Those guys must love you, shall we take a look?:

Criminal Investigation Department (CID) Digs into Swami’s Fund Sources

Oh my gosh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look! The Criminal Investigation Department (CID) took at least 120 saffron robes and other outfits including several ladies' outfits, dresses, and sarees. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you save those for your room service ladies or were they souvenirs that they left behind? The Deccan Herald didn't go into much detail, but now we have a glimpse that perhaps when sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda asserted that Dhyanapeetam was a very transparent organization, now we begin to see. Perhaps we're beginning to see all right... see through it all. That is quite a revealing revelation about you and your wardrobe, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Wow, 120 outfits. Why simple math that means that you can wear one a day, every day, for a whole season, and still not have to do a single load of laundry. We guess that bachelor living style is something that just doesn't go away after wandering all of those, ah, zero years, in the Himalayas.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, with over 120 outfits, this puts you in the same league as Imelda Marcos. Shall we now call you Nithymeldananda? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the police said that you had a ton of accessories. We bet they were all 24(K) gold, were they not? What were these accessories? Oh, we see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, there were female jewellery like earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and belly-button (navel)rings. Were these all for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why of course, we forgot about your special Devi Darshan, you know, where you masquerade as the Divine Mother and parade in front of all your brainwashed followers to gauge exactly how brainwashed they really are (and perhaps to gauge which ones are physically aroused).  Sorry, to say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but you come off as a cheap imposter...in so many ways.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, yes, we now remember your antics at the last Life Bliss Engineering Program where you even wiggled a little. Sri Nithyananda, is that where you got that catty laugh of yours? Well the first time we heard that, we seriously thought that a chicken was stuck somewhere in the egg laying process. Then we realized that it was just you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

'Swami' Nithyananda, we would love to go on and roast you some more, but we already wrote about your old queen habits in this post:

Divinity Celebrates Swami Nithyananda's Jayanti (Birthday) with a Mirror Universe of Truth Website

So, we won't go over them again. Just that we were a lot shocked about how you might be luring in young men into the mix. We never saw anything like that happen in Los Angeles, but then again, we would never put anything past you. You sir, are very resourceful, but in all the wrong ways.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what else did the police take? Did they take your vanity mirror with all the little make-up lights? That special hair remover of yours, you know, how you got your legs to be so silky and smooth? 'Swami' Nithyananda, they better not have taken your curling iron. That would have been too much. Stop! Police brutality! Give back Swami his curling iron now!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 122: One Hundred and twenty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 144: One hundred and forty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.