Fraud Protection - Part II: Nithyananda's PR Machine Shifts into Low Gear

More of the Same - Nithyananda's Cooking Class Continues with 'Independent' Five-Star Chef, Rajiv Malhotra - Today's Lesson, How to Serve Up a Stale Tale

To be continued...

Nithyananda Kicked Out of Kumbh Mela - Fraud, Sex, Scam & Cults Not Wanted Here

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & His Sex Cult Sent Home From Kumbh Mela
Hey there, Sri Nithyananda, what's up?  Oh, we just heard on the news that the Kumbh Mela Committee decided to say bye-bye to you, your cult, your fraud, your sex, your lies, your scandal your rape, your crimes, your murder, your land grab, your fake propaganda, and your disgrace on Hinduism and Vedic culture.  Some how the Kumbh Mela Committee just didn't think you were up to it this year.  We have no idea why. According to this news video, the committee destroyed the land set aside for you and your cult followers, which was about 8,000 square feet.  Wow, that's great slash and burn tactics.  'Swami' Nithyananda, did the committee also burn you in effigy? or was this a big enough hint that they really didn't want you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda to turn your camp at Kumbh Mela into a massage parlor?  Don't worry there, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  The Kumbh Mela Committee still addressed you as a 'Saint'.  We think that they forgot they forgot the word 'tongue' at the end, as in 'Swami Saint Tongue, the Smooth Talking Operator'.  (Come on readers, say that real fast, and then you will know.)

So, we guess that means that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, really were at Kumbh Mela or at least intended to go there.  Wow, that's the closest thing to the Truth we've gotten out of you in such a long time.  We're really proud of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  You're really making a lot of progress.  At this rate, we imagine that in about thirty years from now you might even be able to answer all those questions about your time line, your alleged wandering, your fake 'enlightenment', birthday, how many ladies, everything.  Of course, there will probably be a big book deal if you tell the truth then, but if you don't tell the truth now, we'll try to arrange another book deal.  We'll make sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are booked for all the crimes that you have committed and that the authorities really throw the book at you.  Hopefully, these authorities will also throw away the key, but we can't be too hopeful.

Here, let's watch the video together:



So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, now that you've been tossed from entering your 'official' duty of Kumb Mela, what are you going to do?  Does this mean that you will take responsibility for every thing that has happened and face all those nice meek reporters that will ask soft gentle planted questions just like your devotee, we mean to say, independent researcher and sometimes writer Rajiv Malhotra?  And, we're sure that the police and other authorities will be extra nice to you if you be sure to give them enough of the right financial incentives. Wink. Wink.  Ou La La, Coop d'etat!

But, yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this throws your schedule way off.  If you, Sri Nithyananda, arrive back at Bidadi now, all those wire transfers might not yet cleared into the right bank accounts, and then the authorities might even ask stern questions.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you better wait just a bit until it cools down a little as you implied in your interview.  But, where can you hide and still have all the comforts of home?  We know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can stay at the IPL Cricket Cheerleaders' Clubhouse.  We're sure that those ladies will be excited to have a real, live, legendary Paramahamsa to tell their fortunes and practice those meditations (and other special techniques) that awaken their muladhara (root) chakras just like you recently preached on YouTube.  Here, let's watch you, 'Paramahamsa' Studman Nithyananda tell it like it is:



Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 95: Ninety-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 117: One hundred and seventeen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud Protection: Nithyananda's PR Machine in High Gear

Nithyananda's Cooking Class with Cult Master Chef Rajiv Malhotra, First Cook the Books, then Grease the PR, and Wait and Wait and Wait...Until Roasting is Done
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, we're really glad to see you looking very chipper and lively.  That is quite a change from your last terrorist-quality video.  In that video, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, looked like something that the cat wouldn't even bother to drag home.  See?  Just a little bit of abstinence does wonders!  Will you be including these personal findings in your next talk?

And, the production qualities of this video are a major improvement.  We see the lights, the sound, the backdrop, everything is very professional.  How did your crew find you in Kumb Mela?  Your spokesperson, sometimes-Swami 'Stonewall' Sachitananda, said so sincerely that you were 'somewhere' in Kumb Mela.  Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda have their malas (rosaries) beam into you?  Just amazing.

Wow, that was quite a grilling from one of your followers.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you really think it is a good idea to impart such knowledge that could later be used against you like Rajiv Malhotra did?  Wow, shivering.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why were you squirming throughout the interview?  Some of our readers thought you should be called 'squirmiji'.  When we saw that, we instantly remembered one of our favorite Indonesian sayings:

"Kaya cacing kepanasan"

which means, wiggling like a heated worm.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you tapping into one of your hidden energy centers or were you just missing your room service ladies?  Let's take a look at your interview now:



So, back to back to your friend, Rajiv Malhotra.  Let's see if we have this straight.  Rajiv Malhotra is an independent 'researcher' and writer from Princeton that has taken the 21-day "Inner Awakening" program who came running to interview you and never once ask the 2,000-pound-elephant-in-the-bedroom question about if that was you, the porno star, doing all those steamy things in those blue movie videos.  Not a word.  But, we did hear the blueprint of strategy.  Delay.  Post 'facts' on your internet, and wait till the next big scandal takes away all the steam and attention that is on you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Wow, he said he was going to ask the 'tough' questions, instead, you had another yes-man agreeing to your strategy.   Hmmm,  we found that Sri Rajiv Malhotra is the President (nice worldly title) of the Infinity Foundation.  But, after palling around with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, inside that little harem tent of yours, we really wonder if Sri Rajiv Malhotra is not the President of the Infinity Foundation, but actually the President of the Infidelity Foundation.  Then, we would know, Sri Nithyananda, that indeed Sri Rajiv Malhotra really is your disciple.

Just in case any of our readers have a problem that independent researcher and writer (yes, we saw those blogs he does, dreadful) Sri Rajiv Malhotra is supporting and legitimizing a proven sex offender (that's you, 'Swami' or was it Squirmy Nithyananda), we thought that we should include the contact to the Office of the Dean of the Faculty, Princeton University, just in case our readers also wanted to do some independent research and writing about Sri Rajiv Malhotra:

Office of the Dean of the Faculty, Princeton University
9 Nassau Hall, Princeton NJ 08544-5264, U.S.A.
Phone: 609-258-3021
Fax: 609-258-2168
Email: dof@princeton.edu

'Swami' Nithyananda, we hope that through all these times that we mentioned Sri Rajiv Malhotra name, that if anyone searched for Sri Rajiv Malhotra, then they will know that he stood by you to the very end.  Now that's a loyal follower.

To be continued...

Hanuman 3.0, a.k.a. Lenin, Sets Lanka Ablaze to Defeat Nithyananda's Fraud & Sex Cult

Modern Day Hanuman Defends Dharma Against Modern Day Ravana (Nithyananda & His Cult - Pure FRAUD!)

CALL TO ACTION: All Devotees of the Divine and Defenders of Dharma, Pass This Video to EVERYONE You Know.  Also GIVE SUPPORT to our modern day Hanuman, Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda. Protect him and spread his word.



Well there, Sri Nithyananda.  Do you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, remember the Ramayana?  You know, that classic story between dharma (righteousness) and adharma (unrighteousness)?  Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we often compared you to a character in that very epic.  Sorry to say, that you 'Swami' Nithyananda, seem to be a perfect fit for Ravana. Why? Well, let's see, there's that anger, greed, violence, power thirsty, ego, oh, yes, lots of that, lies, and you name it, you fit it.  Oh, yes, and then there's that lust thing.  And, going after other people's wives.  How could that possibly slip our minds?   And, what a coincidence, Ravana even had an evil brother just kind of like you have, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We mean anyone whose brother is in charge of the accounting and is willing to lie about your age, well, we consider that not to be with dharma.  On a side note, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, where is your older brother?  He has been missing from this drama from day one.  Doesn't he believe that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were born on January 1, 1978?  And, does he actually believe that you did all that wandering in nine years now reduced to just six years but really just zero years because you were in the Ramakrishna Mission the whole time? 

You know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't Ravana also known for building big, big, big cities to glorify himself with big, big, big, temples, to of all deities, Lord Shiva?  We think that is right, but there was a big difference between you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and Ravana.  We think Ravana was a bit more sincere in his worship.  And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, wasn't it Lord Shiva himself who came in the form of Lord Hanuman that really defeated Ravana and his wicked cult in Lanka?

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we would sure like to see an updated version of Lord Hanuman come down to this planet and do the same to you.  No offence or anything, but what you have done is really wrong.  You, know, enslaved people into your cult through mind games to work 24/7 to build your empire, drugging and tricking attractive ladies to give up their innocence or abandon their husbands to give you a little sexual pleasure, summons god-knows-what from all of your graveyard worship, robbing people of their land and wealth, leaving them nothing for their old age, breaking up families, violence, rape, murder, and smearing Hinduism and Vedic culture as if it was a cheap commodity or some form of personal toilet paper used only to benefit your self.  Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you've been a bit cheeky lately.  At least it smells that way.

But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this over here?  Why isn't this one of your blue movies that launched your porn star career? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, how did that happen?  Oh, we get it now, one of your cult members woke up just like we did.  But, wow, Sri Nithyananda, this guy didn't just leave your hell-hole-of-for-ashram and try to start his life over again.  He stuck around just to expose you, and he sure did a great job of exposing you, maybe a little bit to much exposure, but certainly a great job.  'Swami' Nithyananda, who was this person?  Oh, we see, it was Sri Lenin Karuppan.  Wasn't he your diver?  But, now he's driving your crazy!  Oh, what irony.  A lonely driver can bring down a huge villain, that's you, Sri Nithyananda.

And, what 'Nithya xyz-Ananda' name did you give your driver who is now driving you crazy?  Oh, you gave him the name Sri Nithya Dharmananda.  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you really must have meditated before giving someone one of your special brainwashing-identity-robbing-cult-entrapping names.  We thought all along that one of your caretakers just had some Excel spreadsheet and randomly matched names like we seen her do so many times before at your programs.  But, then again, if there's a big time donor, you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, then we know that you give that person a special name to flatter their ego like Ahimsananda or something like that to ensure a steady stream of major money and support.  Yes, money and their soul, right there in your pocket, next to your, ah, wallet... just for safekeeping.

But we digress, Sri Nithyananda.  We do mean to say that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda seemed to get it right in giving names at least once, but don't let your ego swell so big there.  Even a broken clock is right twice a day.  But, giving Sri Lenin Karuppan the name of Sri Nithya Dharmananda was spot on.

You see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, there are very few people that were trapped into your cult that were able to 'wake up' and realize that you were not only just a fraud, but they were stuck in a cult.  Those few people that did wake up usually ran away and tried to restart their lives without looking back. In the case of Sri Lenin Karuppan, he not only woke up, but he stuck around while awake in this horrible cult mess.  Then he risked his life, you heard me right there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, he risked his life and put himself in harms way to catch you commit all kinds of crimes on video.  If you caught Sri Lenin Karuppan video taping you, Sri Nithyananda, we bet that he would have had another mysterious death falling from some high unknown place, and you and your cult henchmen would blame it on Sri Lenin Karuppan with some lame story like:

"We warned him that he should not have attempting doing acrobats on top of the water tower during a heavy rainstorm.  We guess his ego was just too big for Swami's energy.  Hey, we even have a coroner's autopsy report, which we wrote ourselves, that proves that we are completely innocent and that it is all Sri Lenin Karuppan's fault.  Case and casket closed."

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, Sri Lenin Karuppan really was brave to risk everything.  And, did he do this for money, fame, to impress some hot yoga chick?  No, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  He didn't even do it because he was jealous of you, although you and your public relations (more like public retaliation) spokesperson would like us to believe that.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, speaker of revised Truths, you've done your absolute best to discredit him.  But, unfortunately for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, too many people know Sri Lenin Karuppan personally.  They know him as being sweet, sincere, honest, trustworthy, of character, etc., you know, he is just about everything you're not.  And, so when you go on a rampart character assault, all of your fingers get pointed right back at you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  We just have selected fingers pointed at you, but we'll resist for now.  Anyway, you came up empty handed again.  Perhaps you, Sri Nithyananda, were clutching on to something else.

You see, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this is a big deal.  We certainly have been under your attack and have received your legal threats, etc., but most of the time, we've done our sparring in the comforts of our living room, far from you and your cult.  We also had some time to wake up and assess just how bad you were.  Sri Lenin Karuppan, on the other hand, woke up, and immediately began to fight back, right there, in the dangers of your own territory.  We are just amazed.  Sri Lenin Karuppan not only recognized what was right (with dharma), but he acted on what was right with no ulterior motive other than to uphold dharma.  We are not qualified to say if Sri Lenin Karuppan really is Hanuman or not, but we are very certain that Hanuman's energy and intelligence worked through Sri Lenin Karuppan.  Therefore, we salute him as Hanuman 3.0, the updated revised version of Hanuman.  Whereas Hanuman used his own tale (and that must have hurt) to set fire all of Lanka, Sri Lenin Karuppan used a tiny video recorder that spread like fire over the internet.  We are just amazed and impressed, and we really do hail our Hanuman 3.0, a.k.a. Lenin, as a hero in protecting dharma, Hinduism, and Vedic culture from a hijacking-kidnapper, that's you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

Get Ready to Help!
So, all of you readers out there, who believe in dharma and identify with the little honest guy who can bring down the big villain, please extend a hand to Sri Lenin Karuppan.  He is going to need legal assistance and needs a safe place with food, shelter, and basic living accommodations/needs, etc.  This is your chance to show Divinity that you do care, and that you do want dharma to win over adharma.  So, please open your heart and extend a hand.  No, we are not going to promise you 'enlightenment' for helping.  Sorry, someone else already has done this and it is wrong.  But, we will promise you the satisfaction to know that you have stopped other young ladies from being sexually traumatized and raped, that you have stopped other people from being swindled, and that you have prevented further hijacking and erosion of our rich Hindu and Vedic traditions, etc.  Later, we'll give links on how you can help.  Just get ready, for Sri Lenin Karuppan really could use a hand right now.

Jai Bajrang Bali Jai Hanuman Ki Jai!!!

Transcript of Video and Conversation:

Nakkeeran’s Interview of Dharmananda (9th, Mar, 2010)

Nakkeeran: Hello

Dharmananda: Hello. I am happy to deliver these truths to the world through Nakkeeran. To tell you exactly, in 2006 I first join Swami as his disciple. Before that in 2004 I attended his meditation program. After that I did many of his programs continuously, one after another. I became deeply interested and from 2006 Aug onwards I became his direct disciple. Until I left recently in Feb 2010 I was living in his ashram only. I was following his teachings and practicing them. I was there because I liked his teachings. The reason for this video is, last year in November, I started hearing many things about him from some people. I was shocked by what I heard, because people see him and we also see him only as god. But the information I heard was shocking, I don’t even know how to say it!

This video incident has happened before but there was no proof of it. How to tell the world about it? So many youngsters and women are coming in every day. There are some who have been affected, but they are unable to talk about this openly, because if they bring this in the open their personal family life will be affected negatively by it. Because of that fear none of this came to public view. If that mask has to be torn, this kind of video is needed as solid evidence. That is why this video was taken and released.

Nakkeeran: What did people tell you about how they were affected? You say women were affected. Was it physical?

Dharmananda: Yes. Women have been abused through their body [sexual abuse]. The worst part of all this is, they are not even aware that they are being abused, to that extent they have been mesmerized. That is the sad news. “I am God. If you are with God, you will also achieve my state”, this is what he has told them and kept them mesmerized. Because of that, they don’t even think there is something wrong in this. They don’t even realize that they are a victim [of this abuse]. This is the problem. Only because some people mentioned it, even I came to know about it.

Nakkeeran: So he claims himself to be an incarnation of God?

Dharmananda: Yes. “I am Krishna. If you are with me like the Gopikas, you will also achieve their state”, this is what he tells them and mesmerizes them to abuse them.

Nakkeeran: So he says this is a path to enlightenment?

Dharmananda: Yes, he says that. He says this is a tantra technique, that’s what he makes them all believe. I was shocked to hear this and I realized that only if this is proved with some evidence people will believe what is going on. Even after giving all this evidence some people still don’t believe it. If I had said this with mere words, nobody would have believed me. That’s why I decided that I have to collect evidence for this. Legally whether this can be punished or not, only the police and government has to decide. Whatever is his true face, I have showed it [to the world]. Now its for the law to decide.

Nakkeeran: Is there any hidden motive for you to defame Nithyananda like this?

Dharmananda: Definitely not! I don’t have any hidden motive or agenda for this. People must know the truth about who he is – this is my only intention. There are so many youngsters from Tamilnadu, not only Tamilnadu they come from all around the world – young men and more importantly young women; and in addition there are many families that also come and join the ashram. I do not want any more people to be affected like this, that is the only genuine good intention with which this was done. There is no other hidden motive or conspiracy behind this.

Nakkeeran: What is the reason for this video to be released so many days after it was shot?

Dharmananda: Due to certain safety, security and legal reasons it took some time.
 
Nakkeeran: There is an allegation that he was blackmailed with this video for getting some money.

Dharmananda: No. This is entirely a false accusation spread by them. If I wanted money, then this news would not have come out at all. This accusation itself is wrong. If I wanted money I could have directly talked to them, I could have lived like a king. This news would not have come out at all.

Nakkeeran: How true are the scenes in this video? Nithyananda’s people have been continuously claiming that this is a forgery.

Dharmananda: The original source CD, I have submitted to Tamilnadu police and government. Let their lab report become available. I am saying that this is definitely original. Let them prove that this is fake, then legally whatever punishment they give me, even if they give me death sentence, death by hanging, I am willing to accept it. I know this video is entirely true. It even has date and time on it.

Nakkeeran: There is an allegation that Ranjitha and you conspired together and created this video.

Dharmananda: No. No.

Nakkeeran: There is also an allegation that you were accused in the Magnetic Therapy Bed case.

Dharmananda: This is false accusation. In 2003 there was a company that was promoting Magnetic Therapy Bed. They had many lakhs of distributors. I was also one of the distributors who was cheated by that company. I was also a victim who lost money. There is no police complaint against me in that case. This is a false allegation meant to defame me and show me in bad light.

Nakkeeran: In the middle of all this, you said you were afraid for your life. Was the ashram such a place where you had to be concerned for your life?

Dharmananda: Yes. Ashram is about 40 acres land. In that Swami stayed in approximately 2-3 acres land. In that area nobody can enter, even ashramites, disciples, no one can enter. Only those who are chosen by Swami can go into that area. It is a high security area. For example, you can even visit American President’s home, but it is very difficult to go into Swami’s quarters.

Nakkeeran: Will only specific people be allowed there?

Dharmananda: Yes. Yes, definitely. Only those whom he chooses, ladies only will be allowed there.

Nakkeeran: Is that for doing service to him?

Dharmananda: Yes. Only those who do service to him are allowed there.

Nakkeeran: Who selects them?

Dharmananda: Swami. Only Swami selects them, no one else interferes in that.

Nakkeeran: After this video was aired what kind of feedback have you received?

Dharmananda: Many friends and relatives although they could not contact me directly, they expressed that I have done a good thing. Many people from around the world, including some ashramites, feel happy that a person who has been fooling the society, a womanizer in the disguise of a Sannyasi wearing the kavi cloth, is exposed. Many emails and phone calls appreciating this have been received. People have been expressing a strong support through Nakkeeran and all other media also.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 94: Ninety-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 116: One hundred and sixteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Edited "Unedited" Press Conference Video - Nithyananda' Cult Stonewalls, Stalls & Denies His Sex Crimes & Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Hints of Red Herring Conspiracy Theory as He Plays the Victim; Fraud Still Exposed
Hey there, Sri Nithyananda.  You're really making your true followers really work overtime.  Is defending the indefensible a new type of tapas (penance)?  Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda promise your cult followers that they would be departed into an 'enlightened' plain if they can maintain your innocence?  We think, Sri Nithyananda, that they will be deported into next aeroplane and the rest will go off in some big paddy wagon. And, we think, Sri Nithyananda, that you've really fallen off your wagon.  And, why 'Swami' Nithyananda, even have this press conference?  Was it just another delay tactic?  You, Sri Nithyananda, raise the expectations that questions will be answered and that clarity will be given.  All we got was more of the same.  "Nope, cannot comment on that."  "Wait till Swami comes back." "We're still getting facts."  "This is not clear."  "Cannot comment on speculation."... You, know, Sri Nithyananda, we think there should be a new name for your spokesperson, the sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, and that is, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda.  You know, Sri Nithyananda, he really does make a good stonewall.  Rock solid. But, here, let's just keep to the facts. Let us all, Sri Nithyananda, watch this 'unedited' press release together, shall we?:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, the first thing that we would like to ask you is this really an 'unedited' unedited press release? The reason we ask is that just as that reporter begins to ask the tough questions like is that porn star in the video you or not? if you, Sri Nithyananda knew in advance that this video would be aired?, and if there was some 'black mail' was involved?, precisely at 42:35 (on YouTube) and at 14:47:43 (on your video log), there's a skip of 17 seconds. And magically at 42:36 (on YouTube) now displays on your video count at 14:48:00. Was this another example of your time continuum miracle? In those 17 seconds as we, Sri Nithyananda, were suspended in another dimension, what exactly happened? Did the cameras catch sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda picking his nose? We imagine that something really embarrassing happened, (like right, as if we haven't already seen something real embarrassing with you before), and you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, keeper of Truth, and firm encourager of Truth (as mentions @27:40 YouTube) decided that portion should be edited out. But, why, 'Swami' Nithyananda? Why now an 'edited' 'unedited' Press Conference? Are you, Sri Nithyananda, trying to project to be something that you are not?

Well 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to tell you this, but this censorship makes your credibility even lower. We really thought there was no where lower you could go, but some how you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, managed. Perhaps this is proof that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, really are 'enlightened' after all. We mean, that lowering into the lowest must have taken some special siddhi (magic power) to go that low.  Are you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your cult now anti-matter? And, once again, Sri Nithyananda, the parallels with the Watergate scandal and edited tapes is eerily the same. Are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda an incarnation of Richard M. Nixon, a.k.a. Tricky Dick?

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that there seems to be a shift in your shifty strategy. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda first declared that the video involved 'graphics' and 'morphing'. We would agree that your video, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was very graphic and involved morphine. 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were the pills again for? But, now, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you seem to do your best to discredit our hero, Swami Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan, and claim that he didn't even finish the twelfth grade and had financial motives to 'blackmail' you (@20:02 YouTube). Perhaps, 'Swami' Nithyananda, he was not a super motivated genius as you were and finished the polytechnic school in Gudiyattam at the tender age of fifteen.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why wasn't Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda able to answer the simple question of when you attended the Gudiyattam Polytechnic? Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda seems quite flustered. Is it right to put your close followers through such torture? Anyway, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda said that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will answer all of these questions when you emerge, (translates, after everybody has been bought off with bribes with hush-hush money, then we'll see your tired face again. For now, we just have to look forward to more of your terrorist-quality YouTube videos of self-denial and deceit.)

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also detected another shift in your shifty strategy. Before you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed that you were out somewhere in Kumbh Mela doing some 'holy' work with other like-minded saddhus (renunciate monks). Now, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda is claiming that you're a no-show because of safety and security issues. Sri Nithyananda, we think that if you're in a jail some place with armed guards that you will then be very safe and secure.  The sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda said that they are really worried (enlightened?) about your security (@16:02 YouTube).  Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think he almost said it correctly.  They are really worried about your securities and other assets.  Won't they be confiscated?  And, as any good foot soldier, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda is willing to take the blame and say that 'Swami' (that's you) really wants to be here, but it is us (sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda and cult cronies) that are concerned about his (your) security.  Hey, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you've done a really great job of brainwashing some followers with advanced education.  Was that the reason for the parade early in your 'Edited' 'Unedited' Press Conference of ladies with degrees?

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, forgive us if we're wrong, but didn't you once say that if someone was upset with you, that you are also at fault because your actions created some conflict that caused the other person to get upset? And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't you also go on to say that since you are an 'enlightened' healing master, that you were so 'light' that you would not cause any conflict at all? Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can you then explain why is it that there's people burning your image in effigy? Are they reenacting your supernatural 'enlightenment' energy?

And, Sri Nithyananda, why do you claim that just two weeks ago there were already mentions of your hanky panky by some blogs, like ours perhaps (@18:13 YouTube)? Remember how sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda kept on saying that this was a conspiracy carried out with "laser like surgical precision" (@18:05 YouTube), that you implied involved a whole team, not a single lone ranger.

"Do you feel that an operation of this magnitude, which has been conducted with such precision is the work of a single, dissatisfied individual?" (@18:55 YouTube)

Oh, we get it now, Sri Nithyananda.  Besides stalling, stonewalling, posturing, playing victim, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, now want to get the press to start investigating a red herring 'conspiracy theory' that all the people in the world that you screwed over are now acting as one to return the favor.  Nice try.

Hey, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, just want to remind you that stories about your 'divine' date rapes didn't just crop up two weeks ago. 'Swami' Nithyananda, sorry if we seem boastful, because we really don't like to imitate your behavior, but we did post the information about your room service ladies staying for hours and hours sometimes up to 3:00 a.m. alone in your private quarters in your Los Angeles ashram way back on Saturday, October 31, 2009 with our blog post titled:

"Nithyananda Private Life is Very Different Than His Public Life
Nithyananda, Now That’s Entertainment! What's It Like to have a Cult Following?"

Here 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, here is our direct quote:

"With all those channels to select from your satellite TV dish, I wonder how you get any conversation in? Nithyananda, may I ask what you talk about when the attractive ladies bring your meal and stay in your quarters for sometimes four to five hours? You must chew your food very slowly. Perhaps you were getting nourishment, but I think you might have gotten dinner and a show. We know someone who has seen all these ladies come and go in your quarters, and if ever called to testify in court, under penalty of perjury, this witness would name all of those ladies. You’re quite a stud for an enlightened renunciate."

'Swami' Nithyananda, was this two weeks lapse just another time continuum phenomena? Perhaps it was just two weeks ago for another planet's lunar system. Sri Nithyananda, what planet are you really from? And, are you not a bit loony to expect us to believe all your stories?

But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we do have some questions to ask you. About ten days prior to your famous blue video airing on YouTube, which made you a porn star, we noticed that you dismantled your Perpendicular Universe Blog, which we had loads of fun ridiculing with this blog entry:

Nithyananda Creates a Perpendicular Universe Blog
Nithyananda Tries to Bend Vedic Truths a Sharp Left Turn

Basically, that blog was your feeble attempt to claim that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were the caretaker of Vedic culture. So, Sri Nithyananda, why did you dismantle the Perpendicular Universe Blog at least a whole week before the scandal broke, still you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed that you did not know about this video until after it aired?

Another one of those little discrepancies, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that we happened to notice is that your right-hand man, first ashramite, Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Ayya, cut his visit short in the U.S. to quickly go back to India. Five days after his last advertised event, the scandal broke. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, keeper and encourager of 'Truths', can we really believe you didn't know about this video and that is was going to be aired on TV?

As if there wasn't enough proof already, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that you knew that video was going to bite your turban on TV, there was that very convenient samadhi that you went into during the NSP (brainwashing in disguise of a meditation) program starting on Thursday, February 26 on through the weekend.  A witness said on March 1, 2010, that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were in samadhi for six days.  In fact, you, Sri Nithyananda, actually refunded everyone's money, or at least you told everyone you would.  But, since you have to pay for all those gold thrones and getting money is built into your system, we knew you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wouldn't let an opportunity to pass up on all that cash.  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you didn't disappoint us.  Other witnesses said they only got the run-around when they tried to get their money back.  Very consistent.  Appear to be honest so you can make any claims to the outside world, but still milk them for everything they're worth.  For the record, our witness said that you came out of your 'convenient' samadhi for the Kalpataru darshan after NSP.  So, Mr. Holy-man, was this a real samadhi or was this a Sear's samadhi?  Yeah, we already know.  We just want you, 'Swami' Nithyananda to know that we know too.

And, before we forget, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we want to say that we were honored with your recognition when you tried to discredit the information about your timeline revelations by having one of your chief acharyas (teachers), Swami Sri Nithya Gnanananda Maharaj, whisper to the sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, as "blog information" (@25:25 YouTube). But, that inquisitive reporter kept on mentioning the true source of the Rajapoly Polytechnic website. Poor sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda just looked like a deer in front of headlights.

'Swami' Nithyananda, all it seemed like sometime-Swami Sri Sachitananda could do is just deny and delay, and of course appear to be as transparent as one of your ghosts. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you failed again.  And, did all of these allegations make Swami Sri Nithya Gnanananda Maharaj's hair straighten and sytled? Oh, frightening. He now kind of looks like one of your room service ladies.  Does he now shave his legs too?  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda with all of your 'godly' power, why did your video not play at the right time?  Was that delay intentional?

Finally, we had an anonymous comment that summed up a lot of our points.  Thank you, readers:

Monday, March 8, 2010 2:47 AM
Anonymous  said...

Here are a few things everyone should consider after this latest press conference:

1) Now they are neither confirming nor denying the tape? Nithyananda and his ashram have been continuously saying that the images were "morphed" by Lenin and are "graphics".

2) In this conference this guy said that Lenin didnt even get through 12th grade. So now are they saying that he is not intelligent enough to "morph" the video? They are flip flopping so badly that they are destroying their own credibility.

3) It seemed that this statement was also written using similar misdirection as Nithyananda does in his speeches. If you noticed, Sachitanana was trying to disprove the other accusations in order to disprove the video.. notice how he constantly goes back to those other accusations and the unacceptable "facts" he has given.

4) Regarding the death accusation, the 58 yr old Canadian's death is still suspicious because he fell out of a second story of a building! Its funny how Sachitananda could easily skim over that fact. Notice how Sachitananda called to attention his family's coronary heart disease history, when it has no relevance to his death. Also, obviously a post mortem report will show he fell a far distance to his death.. the mysterious question is how did he fall and what legitimate investigation did the police conduct afterwards. India is known for easily paying off police directly after an incident. That is what Lenin was referring to as mysterious.

5) Sachitananda again was using improper comparison to his brahmacharinis when he spoke of the 23 yr old alleged rape victim. Because his closest female ashramites showed their face in front of a camera, was he was implying that a traumatized rape victim should also be able to do the same? Nowhere in the world does a alleged rape victim like to be identified to the public. Also in most rape cases there is no solid evidence... if the ashram is denying a clear video of Nithyananda, you can imagine how they will treat anyone else who comes forward, especially in India. If Nithyananda has done this before I hope more people will come out just to add impact and force the justice system to act, since legally it will almost be impossible prosecute with the massive amount of secrecy and control in the organization. If you have listened to Nithyananda speak, you may have heard him repeatedly speak about how the logic of a legal system can go against showing the actual truth.. its ironic how now the organization is now hiding behind the law to avoid obvious truths.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 92: Ninety-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 114: One hundred and fourteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Comes Clean - Denies His Cult Being Fraud or Wrong, Like Right - Incriminates Self

First Public Statement By 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, we sure are glad that you came out and posted a YouTube Video.  It was your first statement since being on the lamb.  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda.  We said 'on the lamb' not 'on top of the lamb'.  We already saw you do that in your video.  'On the lamb' means running away and hiding from the law.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, you sure seem to have a one-track mind these days.  Feeling a bit sheepish?   Back to that new video, let's take a look:



Boy, 'Swami' Nithyananda. That sure seems like a lot of make up you're wearing.  Were you in the cremation grounds again?  Was that caked on vibhooti (white holy ash)?  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't say 'shaked on her booty'.  That's already old news from that video of yours.  We said 'caked on vibhooti', means that it was applied thick and strong, like this sleazy guy below:

'Swami' Nithyananda, you know without your turban, you kind of look like this guy here.  Will this be your new career, that is, ah, doing card tricks, after the Government bulldozes their land which you're squatting on?  Sri Nithyananda, don't get so upset about having your ashram bulldozed down to make room for cows to graze on.  Do you remember the time in Myshore around early 2006 when some 'squatter' was on your newly acquired land?  Sure you do.  As you, 'Swami' Nithyananda can recall, the bulldozers were there, but the 'squatter' didn't want to leave his home?  You, compassionate master, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda gave the orders for the worker in the bulldozer to just level his home.  And, yes, as you predicted, the squatter came running out of his very humble home just to watch all his meager possessions to be crushed by the bulldozer.  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't have to waste a single precious dollar to compensate this 'outlaw'. How dare someone like that stop you from doing 'divine' work!  We know that you would never do anything to anyone that you couldn't take yourself.  We hope the Government shows us all how to be overflowing with compassion just as you showed us a few years ago.

Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't mean to get sidetracked here.  But, we couldn't help but notice, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that you looked like death-warmed-over in your latest video.  Were you doing that death meditation again?  Is that how come we didn't hear from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for over four days?  And, we never seen you deadpan it so much.  Was that part of your new spontaneity, to look so somber-like a funeral parlor customer, ready for one more embalming drink?  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you downloading that information or was your computer downloading that text for your to read?  Why do we ask?  Well, you seemed to be looking down a lot and straining your eyes.  Was there a room service lady in front of you?

So, like what was that video all about, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  Was it to say that you're holding out to get all the information together?  That you're going to take a little time to do it?  And, try to stall for a reaction until you can get your act together?  You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you're credibility looked like a big zero.  In fact, anyone could probably chant your new updated mantra:

Om Nithyanandam.  Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, Om Nithyanandam.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, just to keep track, let's review all those criminal charges that are leveled at you and your organization:

Let's see now, we have (1) a complaint by a group of Madras High Court advocates about Cheating under Section 420. Also from Chennai we have (2) offending religious sentiments.  But, wait, there, Sri Nithyananda.  Our hero, Sri Nithya Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan has spilled the beans on even more serious stuff.  Looks like this was so hot to handle that the police in Tamil Nadu handed it over to the police in Karnataka. [OneIndia] (3) Under IPC sections 295 (A) (Deliberate and malicious acts, (4) intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs), (5) 376 (rape), (6) 377 (unnatural sex), (7) 506 (1) (criminal intimidation) and (8) 120 (B) (criminal conspiracy).  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really curious about the 'unnatural sex' charges?  Did you use ghosts and graveyard props with that?  We can't wait to watch the next video.  What are we up to, eight (8) charges.  Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot.  There's still that land dispute where the Government wants their land which you, Sri Nithyananda, plunked your over-cushy tuss on, so that makes number nine (9).  And, then that inconvenient charges about all that illegal forest products such as all those sandalwood pellets.  That makes ten (10). 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 official charges.  Sri Nithyananda, we're out of fingers to count all your criminal charges!  This is getting even more complicated than trying to figure your time line and number of years you wandered.  What are we going to do if the possible allegations that you harbored terrorists from the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LITE) are true?  [DNA Read the World]  Then we suppose we'll have to take off our shoes, in respect to you of course, and count with our fingers and toes.

And, Sri Nithyananda, where are you now?  Are you imitating that other 'enlightened' spiritual leader, Bin Laden?  Well, you both seem pretty good at releasing videos without a trace to where you are.  Sri Nithyananda, it's nice to hear you say that you're going to:

"address all the allegations and issue a detailed explanation." : (@1:32)

But, Sri Nithyananda, the authorities want to talk to you now, not later.  Do you know, Sri Nithyananda, that since you seem completely aware of "allegations": (@0:33), etc.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda must be aware that there's a warrant for your arrest and that criminal charges have been filed against you.  Sri Nithyananda, by not surrendering to the authorities and letting them question you now, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are evading arrest.  Let's make this clear:

ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

You, Sri Nithyananda, are evading arrest, and your video-tape is clear evidence that you do know that criminal charges are against you.  And, since you obviously had some help making that video, that makes at least one person (probably a whole gang) abetting your evasion of arrest, which we're quite sure is against the law. Is this the same as harboring a fugitive? Hmmm. This could be serious legal trouble for anyone near you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. So, if the authorities want to play hardball, they could easily bring criminal charges against your whole entourage.

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also noticed that this video of yours was posted by the Life Bliss Foundation.  Isn't that one of your organizations?  By broadcasting this message and posting it on YouTube, could the authorities claim that this organization of your, The Life Bliss Foundation, is assisting in the dissemination of unlawful activities (evading arrest, harboring a fugitive, etc.) and therefore is doing something illegal.  Does this, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda make them all accomplices to your crimes (as in many)?  

Once again, ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

Could the authorities (in this case the police), file criminal charges and make arrests against not only you, not only your entourage, but also the whole web team and people who posted that video?  Why, Sri Nithyananda, the police might have to book a whole charter bus just to drag your inmates, (oops, poor choice of words) away. How many years in prison will they get for helping this criminal? That criminal is you, Sri Nithyananda.

So, @1:12 when you, 'Swami' Nithyananda say:

"I want to assure, you all, all of you, that nothing illegal has been done by me or by any of my organizations."

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, whose been giving you that legal advice?  It kind of reminded us when another famous leader gave this famous "I'm Not a Crook" speech:


OK, Sri Nithyananda, we get it now.  This is kind of like a stall tactic as you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, try to get your defense together:

"We are in the process of collecting evidence to establish the falsity and the motive of this smear campaign" (@1:24)

"Please wait a few days till we collect all the facts, all the information's, and clearly present it to you all." (@1:52)

Then once you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, get your case together you said:

"I urge everyone, not to rush to judgment before all the facts have been put on the table and are carefully examined." (@1:41)

Hmmm, Sri Nithyananda.  We think we can pretty much see all the facts that are on the table right now.  You know what worries us is not all the facts that are on the table, but what in the fact is going to be passed under the table?

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, even the BJP, who we understand you have cozy relationships with... Sri Nithyananda, stop squirming.  It is not that type of cozy relationship.  We tell you, you're mind, Sri Nithyananda, has been in the gutter ever since that video was released about you.  Where were we, yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, even the BJP leaders are going to have a hard time explaining how they reached their decision if they favor the information that's under the table instead of the information that is on the table.  We wouldn't want to be in their shoes when their own support base goes viral against them.  These BJP politicians would then be ready to be put out to pasture just like you will be, Sri Nithyananda.  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you're going to put them out to pasture, you better make sure that it's going to be a very green pasture, if you know what we mean.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 91: Ninety-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 113: One hundred and thirteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Murder Gee!, Swamiji! Nithyananda, Cheaters Never Prosper! Law Smacks Cult With Criminal Charges of Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Goes From Paramahamsa to Jailbird
Wow, there, Sri Nithyananda.  You sure know how to get a lot of attention in a hurry.  There's so many criminal charges against you that we have trouble keeping count.  Let's see, there's two, count them 1-2, criminal charges and a warrant for your arrest for cheating and offending religious sentiments. [IndiaServer.com, Times of India] City Police Commissioner, T Rajendran, said that a cheating case has been registered against you, Sri Nithyananda, under Sec 420 by the Chennai police. [NewsToday]. Even the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, M Karunanidh, referred to you, Sri Nithyananda, when he said that those who cheat in the name of spirituality will be punished severly. [NewsToday] It is unclear if the Karnataka Police have filed complaints against you yet, but it looks like, Sri Nithyananda, that it is just a matter of when.  They are definitely interested in talking with you.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, just imagine all of this time you would love to have them hear your lectures, and now you get your chance.  But, we imagine, Sri Nithyananda, that you'll probably will be hearing their lecture.  But, don't worry, you'll get your chance to talk...in court.

Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the news doesn't stop there.  The Bidadi police have registered a case against your inmates for all that illegal sandalwood. [ExpressBuzz]  In addition, the Dr V S Acharya, home minister of Karnataka, said that you, Sri Nithyananda, and your Bidadi Ashram is Government land. [Mid-Day, ExpressBuzz] So, how can they possibly confiscate it when it is already theirs?  The Government says, Sri Nithyananda, that this land is intended for cows to graze on.  Is that what's going on at your ashram?  Right now, we just see a bunch of goats and sheep, but no cows.  We'll look at it this way, Sri Nithyananda, with all that recent moonlighting experience from your day job, we think there's a pretty good chance you can get a job milking all those cows.  You, Swami Nithyananda, we're pretty good at milking people out of their savings and their lives.  So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you're doubly qualified.

And, look here, Swami Nithyananda, [source] says that your followers have been trying to kill Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Nithya Premananda, your scapegoat who might have filmed, we mean to say digitally altered those comprising 'healing' videos and leaked them to the press. [India.com, Deccan Chronicle] Rumors have it that you might have even successfully killed someone in regards to this scandal, but right now, we do not have any documented sources other than our contacts in India.  So, we'll leave this as a rumor.  But, sorry to say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the attempt of murder charges look pretty solid.  Yes, we know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you'll say that those rogue followers were just acting on their own. We know firsthand that you give the big 'wink' to violence when it benefits you, Sri Nithyananda.  We've been through that and might have even done a little of it ourselves.  Actually, Sri Nithyananda, we know nothing, repeat nothing happens unless you or some top dog like Swami Sadhananda approves it.  So, as soon as the authorities arrest you, Swami Sadhananda, and all the other top inner-circle devotees, then this violence and other nonsense will end.  While they are at it, they should also permanently close all your ashrams, cult centers, and fraudulent temples.  That would be a good thing for humanity.

Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, looks like the backlash is pretty strong.  All those big name politicians, film actors, celebrities, etc., seem to be running for cover.  Hold, on there, Sri Nithyananda, those actresses are not running under the covers, they are running for cover.  You see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you've become a huge disgrace. Take that BJP Chief Minister Narendra Modi.  You, Sri Nithyananda, had him in your pocket.  He attended your programs and accepted your donation for the state's Kanya Kelavani program, etc. [The Time of India].  Don't expect him to come running to post your bail any time soon.  And, your resurrected Wikipedia page for Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Guess what?  All the content got gutted.  The only thing left is information about your sex-capades.  And, that my friend, violates the Wikipedia standards of 'living persons'.  So, don't expect that page to be around much longer, 'Swami' Nithyananda, just like your freedom.  And, looks like there was even a party in your honor.  Several of them, in fact.  Political parties everywhere, including the Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) and Hindu Makkal Katchi (HMK), burnt effigies of you, Sri Nithyananda demanding your arrest. [NewKerala.com]  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was this burning images of you resembled a weenie roast?

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, on a sad note, why you were playing 'god' and tricking all those room service ladies to service you, some of them have really hurt feelings.  Yes, you made them feel like they were doing some 'divine' service in servicing you, and by playing the 'god' card, you, Sri Nithyananda, lured them into this very compromising situation.  Now that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are being hunted like a dog, a lot of these ladies realize that giving you room service was a huge mistake.  Some of them might even think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are no longer 'enlightened'.  Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we feel that you raped them.  Repeat. YOU RAPED THEM!  Someone might say that this was consenting sex, but as we see it, it was not a partnership of equals.  Hard to say 'No' to someone who you have been tricked in thinking is 'god'.  Anyway, this has lead to several of them feeling very depressed.  Your film actress lady friend who got a little too much exposure from your exploitation has been reported of being suicidal. [OneIndia]  Understand, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if any of these ladies die from your mind poisoning, we will hold you responsible.  We have members who will be glad to testify everything they know about you, Sri Nithyananda.  And, these people really are not your fans.

Sorry, to say, Sri Nithyananda, it is time to pay the piper, and he wants more than million lifetimes in payment.  You, Sri Nithyananda, just have pocket change.  We think you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are just chump change.

Speaking of suicide, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that in our sister blog, Guruphiliac, one reader posted a comment about how a young couple were accepted to become inmates at your ashram in Bidadi?  And, according to that person, how you 'separated' this couple and then gave the guy's wife the same extra private healing attention?  The husband became so depressed that he committed suicide.  [Guruphiliac: it's the third story down] If that's true, indirectly, that makes you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, a murderer.  We didn't know that murderers can still be self-declared Paramahamsas.  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that sure does sound like a story that we know that happened in Los Angeles.  But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, this guy didn't commit suicide, but we bet you wished he had.  

Did you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's even a five-page letter from one female ashramite who testifies that you raped and sexually harassed dozens of women in the Bidadi Ashram? [india.com]  We, 'Swami' Nithyananda, only counted about 25 such women in the Los Angeles Ashram in Duarte that might have fallen victim of your predatory behavior, but either way, Sri Nithyananda, we imagine the totals from your 'holy' career to be over 200 ladies.  Sri Nithyananda, no matter how you look at it, you're most likely going from paramahamsa to jailbird in just a matter of hours.

We sure hope you, Sri Nithyananda, enjoy being in that spiritual environment at Kumbh Mela for your final act of freedom even if it is just inside some closet somewhere.  We sure do hope that all those thousands of devotees do not turn into a mob and beat you like you did to your ashramites.  That we wouldn't hope for on anybody, even you, 'Swami' Nithyananda.

One a serious note, we do offer sincere prayers and well wishes to all of Sri Nithyananda's victims especially to Ranjitha.  We hope that Divine will offer them the strength and courage to overcome this hurdle in life.  We know, firsthand, how much suffering Sri Nithyananda has caused, and how easy it was to fall pray to his crimes.  May Divine in all forms be with you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 90: Ninety days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 112: One hundred and twelve days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.