Nithyananda Comes Clean - Denies His Cult Being Fraud or Wrong, Like Right - Incriminates Self

First Public Statement By 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, we sure are glad that you came out and posted a YouTube Video.  It was your first statement since being on the lamb.  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda.  We said 'on the lamb' not 'on top of the lamb'.  We already saw you do that in your video.  'On the lamb' means running away and hiding from the law.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, you sure seem to have a one-track mind these days.  Feeling a bit sheepish?   Back to that new video, let's take a look:



Boy, 'Swami' Nithyananda. That sure seems like a lot of make up you're wearing.  Were you in the cremation grounds again?  Was that caked on vibhooti (white holy ash)?  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't say 'shaked on her booty'.  That's already old news from that video of yours.  We said 'caked on vibhooti', means that it was applied thick and strong, like this sleazy guy below:

'Swami' Nithyananda, you know without your turban, you kind of look like this guy here.  Will this be your new career, that is, ah, doing card tricks, after the Government bulldozes their land which you're squatting on?  Sri Nithyananda, don't get so upset about having your ashram bulldozed down to make room for cows to graze on.  Do you remember the time in Myshore around early 2006 when some 'squatter' was on your newly acquired land?  Sure you do.  As you, 'Swami' Nithyananda can recall, the bulldozers were there, but the 'squatter' didn't want to leave his home?  You, compassionate master, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda gave the orders for the worker in the bulldozer to just level his home.  And, yes, as you predicted, the squatter came running out of his very humble home just to watch all his meager possessions to be crushed by the bulldozer.  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't have to waste a single precious dollar to compensate this 'outlaw'. How dare someone like that stop you from doing 'divine' work!  We know that you would never do anything to anyone that you couldn't take yourself.  We hope the Government shows us all how to be overflowing with compassion just as you showed us a few years ago.

Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't mean to get sidetracked here.  But, we couldn't help but notice, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that you looked like death-warmed-over in your latest video.  Were you doing that death meditation again?  Is that how come we didn't hear from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for over four days?  And, we never seen you deadpan it so much.  Was that part of your new spontaneity, to look so somber-like a funeral parlor customer, ready for one more embalming drink?  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you downloading that information or was your computer downloading that text for your to read?  Why do we ask?  Well, you seemed to be looking down a lot and straining your eyes.  Was there a room service lady in front of you?

So, like what was that video all about, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  Was it to say that you're holding out to get all the information together?  That you're going to take a little time to do it?  And, try to stall for a reaction until you can get your act together?  You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you're credibility looked like a big zero.  In fact, anyone could probably chant your new updated mantra:

Om Nithyanandam.  Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, Om Nithyanandam.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, just to keep track, let's review all those criminal charges that are leveled at you and your organization:

Let's see now, we have (1) a complaint by a group of Madras High Court advocates about Cheating under Section 420. Also from Chennai we have (2) offending religious sentiments.  But, wait, there, Sri Nithyananda.  Our hero, Sri Nithya Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan has spilled the beans on even more serious stuff.  Looks like this was so hot to handle that the police in Tamil Nadu handed it over to the police in Karnataka. [OneIndia] (3) Under IPC sections 295 (A) (Deliberate and malicious acts, (4) intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs), (5) 376 (rape), (6) 377 (unnatural sex), (7) 506 (1) (criminal intimidation) and (8) 120 (B) (criminal conspiracy).  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really curious about the 'unnatural sex' charges?  Did you use ghosts and graveyard props with that?  We can't wait to watch the next video.  What are we up to, eight (8) charges.  Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot.  There's still that land dispute where the Government wants their land which you, Sri Nithyananda, plunked your over-cushy tuss on, so that makes number nine (9).  And, then that inconvenient charges about all that illegal forest products such as all those sandalwood pellets.  That makes ten (10). 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 official charges.  Sri Nithyananda, we're out of fingers to count all your criminal charges!  This is getting even more complicated than trying to figure your time line and number of years you wandered.  What are we going to do if the possible allegations that you harbored terrorists from the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LITE) are true?  [DNA Read the World]  Then we suppose we'll have to take off our shoes, in respect to you of course, and count with our fingers and toes.

And, Sri Nithyananda, where are you now?  Are you imitating that other 'enlightened' spiritual leader, Bin Laden?  Well, you both seem pretty good at releasing videos without a trace to where you are.  Sri Nithyananda, it's nice to hear you say that you're going to:

"address all the allegations and issue a detailed explanation." : (@1:32)

But, Sri Nithyananda, the authorities want to talk to you now, not later.  Do you know, Sri Nithyananda, that since you seem completely aware of "allegations": (@0:33), etc.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda must be aware that there's a warrant for your arrest and that criminal charges have been filed against you.  Sri Nithyananda, by not surrendering to the authorities and letting them question you now, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are evading arrest.  Let's make this clear:

ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

You, Sri Nithyananda, are evading arrest, and your video-tape is clear evidence that you do know that criminal charges are against you.  And, since you obviously had some help making that video, that makes at least one person (probably a whole gang) abetting your evasion of arrest, which we're quite sure is against the law. Is this the same as harboring a fugitive? Hmmm. This could be serious legal trouble for anyone near you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. So, if the authorities want to play hardball, they could easily bring criminal charges against your whole entourage.

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also noticed that this video of yours was posted by the Life Bliss Foundation.  Isn't that one of your organizations?  By broadcasting this message and posting it on YouTube, could the authorities claim that this organization of your, The Life Bliss Foundation, is assisting in the dissemination of unlawful activities (evading arrest, harboring a fugitive, etc.) and therefore is doing something illegal.  Does this, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda make them all accomplices to your crimes (as in many)?  

Once again, ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

Could the authorities (in this case the police), file criminal charges and make arrests against not only you, not only your entourage, but also the whole web team and people who posted that video?  Why, Sri Nithyananda, the police might have to book a whole charter bus just to drag your inmates, (oops, poor choice of words) away. How many years in prison will they get for helping this criminal? That criminal is you, Sri Nithyananda.

So, @1:12 when you, 'Swami' Nithyananda say:

"I want to assure, you all, all of you, that nothing illegal has been done by me or by any of my organizations."

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, whose been giving you that legal advice?  It kind of reminded us when another famous leader gave this famous "I'm Not a Crook" speech:


OK, Sri Nithyananda, we get it now.  This is kind of like a stall tactic as you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, try to get your defense together:

"We are in the process of collecting evidence to establish the falsity and the motive of this smear campaign" (@1:24)

"Please wait a few days till we collect all the facts, all the information's, and clearly present it to you all." (@1:52)

Then once you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, get your case together you said:

"I urge everyone, not to rush to judgment before all the facts have been put on the table and are carefully examined." (@1:41)

Hmmm, Sri Nithyananda.  We think we can pretty much see all the facts that are on the table right now.  You know what worries us is not all the facts that are on the table, but what in the fact is going to be passed under the table?

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, even the BJP, who we understand you have cozy relationships with... Sri Nithyananda, stop squirming.  It is not that type of cozy relationship.  We tell you, you're mind, Sri Nithyananda, has been in the gutter ever since that video was released about you.  Where were we, yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, even the BJP leaders are going to have a hard time explaining how they reached their decision if they favor the information that's under the table instead of the information that is on the table.  We wouldn't want to be in their shoes when their own support base goes viral against them.  These BJP politicians would then be ready to be put out to pasture just like you will be, Sri Nithyananda.  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you're going to put them out to pasture, you better make sure that it's going to be a very green pasture, if you know what we mean.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 91: Ninety-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 113: One hundred and thirteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Murder Gee!, Swamiji! Nithyananda, Cheaters Never Prosper! Law Smacks Cult With Criminal Charges of Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Goes From Paramahamsa to Jailbird
Wow, there, Sri Nithyananda.  You sure know how to get a lot of attention in a hurry.  There's so many criminal charges against you that we have trouble keeping count.  Let's see, there's two, count them 1-2, criminal charges and a warrant for your arrest for cheating and offending religious sentiments. [IndiaServer.com, Times of India] City Police Commissioner, T Rajendran, said that a cheating case has been registered against you, Sri Nithyananda, under Sec 420 by the Chennai police. [NewsToday]. Even the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, M Karunanidh, referred to you, Sri Nithyananda, when he said that those who cheat in the name of spirituality will be punished severly. [NewsToday] It is unclear if the Karnataka Police have filed complaints against you yet, but it looks like, Sri Nithyananda, that it is just a matter of when.  They are definitely interested in talking with you.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, just imagine all of this time you would love to have them hear your lectures, and now you get your chance.  But, we imagine, Sri Nithyananda, that you'll probably will be hearing their lecture.  But, don't worry, you'll get your chance to talk...in court.

Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the news doesn't stop there.  The Bidadi police have registered a case against your inmates for all that illegal sandalwood. [ExpressBuzz]  In addition, the Dr V S Acharya, home minister of Karnataka, said that you, Sri Nithyananda, and your Bidadi Ashram is Government land. [Mid-Day, ExpressBuzz] So, how can they possibly confiscate it when it is already theirs?  The Government says, Sri Nithyananda, that this land is intended for cows to graze on.  Is that what's going on at your ashram?  Right now, we just see a bunch of goats and sheep, but no cows.  We'll look at it this way, Sri Nithyananda, with all that recent moonlighting experience from your day job, we think there's a pretty good chance you can get a job milking all those cows.  You, Swami Nithyananda, we're pretty good at milking people out of their savings and their lives.  So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you're doubly qualified.

And, look here, Swami Nithyananda, [source] says that your followers have been trying to kill Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Nithya Premananda, your scapegoat who might have filmed, we mean to say digitally altered those comprising 'healing' videos and leaked them to the press. [India.com, Deccan Chronicle] Rumors have it that you might have even successfully killed someone in regards to this scandal, but right now, we do not have any documented sources other than our contacts in India.  So, we'll leave this as a rumor.  But, sorry to say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the attempt of murder charges look pretty solid.  Yes, we know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you'll say that those rogue followers were just acting on their own. We know firsthand that you give the big 'wink' to violence when it benefits you, Sri Nithyananda.  We've been through that and might have even done a little of it ourselves.  Actually, Sri Nithyananda, we know nothing, repeat nothing happens unless you or some top dog like Swami Sadhananda approves it.  So, as soon as the authorities arrest you, Swami Sadhananda, and all the other top inner-circle devotees, then this violence and other nonsense will end.  While they are at it, they should also permanently close all your ashrams, cult centers, and fraudulent temples.  That would be a good thing for humanity.

Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, looks like the backlash is pretty strong.  All those big name politicians, film actors, celebrities, etc., seem to be running for cover.  Hold, on there, Sri Nithyananda, those actresses are not running under the covers, they are running for cover.  You see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you've become a huge disgrace. Take that BJP Chief Minister Narendra Modi.  You, Sri Nithyananda, had him in your pocket.  He attended your programs and accepted your donation for the state's Kanya Kelavani program, etc. [The Time of India].  Don't expect him to come running to post your bail any time soon.  And, your resurrected Wikipedia page for Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Guess what?  All the content got gutted.  The only thing left is information about your sex-capades.  And, that my friend, violates the Wikipedia standards of 'living persons'.  So, don't expect that page to be around much longer, 'Swami' Nithyananda, just like your freedom.  And, looks like there was even a party in your honor.  Several of them, in fact.  Political parties everywhere, including the Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) and Hindu Makkal Katchi (HMK), burnt effigies of you, Sri Nithyananda demanding your arrest. [NewKerala.com]  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was this burning images of you resembled a weenie roast?

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, on a sad note, why you were playing 'god' and tricking all those room service ladies to service you, some of them have really hurt feelings.  Yes, you made them feel like they were doing some 'divine' service in servicing you, and by playing the 'god' card, you, Sri Nithyananda, lured them into this very compromising situation.  Now that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are being hunted like a dog, a lot of these ladies realize that giving you room service was a huge mistake.  Some of them might even think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are no longer 'enlightened'.  Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we feel that you raped them.  Repeat. YOU RAPED THEM!  Someone might say that this was consenting sex, but as we see it, it was not a partnership of equals.  Hard to say 'No' to someone who you have been tricked in thinking is 'god'.  Anyway, this has lead to several of them feeling very depressed.  Your film actress lady friend who got a little too much exposure from your exploitation has been reported of being suicidal. [OneIndia]  Understand, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if any of these ladies die from your mind poisoning, we will hold you responsible.  We have members who will be glad to testify everything they know about you, Sri Nithyananda.  And, these people really are not your fans.

Sorry, to say, Sri Nithyananda, it is time to pay the piper, and he wants more than million lifetimes in payment.  You, Sri Nithyananda, just have pocket change.  We think you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are just chump change.

Speaking of suicide, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that in our sister blog, Guruphiliac, one reader posted a comment about how a young couple were accepted to become inmates at your ashram in Bidadi?  And, according to that person, how you 'separated' this couple and then gave the guy's wife the same extra private healing attention?  The husband became so depressed that he committed suicide.  [Guruphiliac: it's the third story down] If that's true, indirectly, that makes you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, a murderer.  We didn't know that murderers can still be self-declared Paramahamsas.  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that sure does sound like a story that we know that happened in Los Angeles.  But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, this guy didn't commit suicide, but we bet you wished he had.  

Did you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's even a five-page letter from one female ashramite who testifies that you raped and sexually harassed dozens of women in the Bidadi Ashram? [india.com]  We, 'Swami' Nithyananda, only counted about 25 such women in the Los Angeles Ashram in Duarte that might have fallen victim of your predatory behavior, but either way, Sri Nithyananda, we imagine the totals from your 'holy' career to be over 200 ladies.  Sri Nithyananda, no matter how you look at it, you're most likely going from paramahamsa to jailbird in just a matter of hours.

We sure hope you, Sri Nithyananda, enjoy being in that spiritual environment at Kumbh Mela for your final act of freedom even if it is just inside some closet somewhere.  We sure do hope that all those thousands of devotees do not turn into a mob and beat you like you did to your ashramites.  That we wouldn't hope for on anybody, even you, 'Swami' Nithyananda.

One a serious note, we do offer sincere prayers and well wishes to all of Sri Nithyananda's victims especially to Ranjitha.  We hope that Divine will offer them the strength and courage to overcome this hurdle in life.  We know, firsthand, how much suffering Sri Nithyananda has caused, and how easy it was to fall pray to his crimes.  May Divine in all forms be with you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 90: Ninety days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 112: One hundred and twelve days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.