Edited "Unedited" Press Conference Video - Nithyananda' Cult Stonewalls, Stalls & Denies His Sex Crimes & Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Hints of Red Herring Conspiracy Theory as He Plays the Victim; Fraud Still Exposed
Hey there, Sri Nithyananda.  You're really making your true followers really work overtime.  Is defending the indefensible a new type of tapas (penance)?  Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda promise your cult followers that they would be departed into an 'enlightened' plain if they can maintain your innocence?  We think, Sri Nithyananda, that they will be deported into next aeroplane and the rest will go off in some big paddy wagon. And, we think, Sri Nithyananda, that you've really fallen off your wagon.  And, why 'Swami' Nithyananda, even have this press conference?  Was it just another delay tactic?  You, Sri Nithyananda, raise the expectations that questions will be answered and that clarity will be given.  All we got was more of the same.  "Nope, cannot comment on that."  "Wait till Swami comes back." "We're still getting facts."  "This is not clear."  "Cannot comment on speculation."... You, know, Sri Nithyananda, we think there should be a new name for your spokesperson, the sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, and that is, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda.  You know, Sri Nithyananda, he really does make a good stonewall.  Rock solid. But, here, let's just keep to the facts. Let us all, Sri Nithyananda, watch this 'unedited' press release together, shall we?:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, the first thing that we would like to ask you is this really an 'unedited' unedited press release? The reason we ask is that just as that reporter begins to ask the tough questions like is that porn star in the video you or not? if you, Sri Nithyananda knew in advance that this video would be aired?, and if there was some 'black mail' was involved?, precisely at 42:35 (on YouTube) and at 14:47:43 (on your video log), there's a skip of 17 seconds. And magically at 42:36 (on YouTube) now displays on your video count at 14:48:00. Was this another example of your time continuum miracle? In those 17 seconds as we, Sri Nithyananda, were suspended in another dimension, what exactly happened? Did the cameras catch sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda picking his nose? We imagine that something really embarrassing happened, (like right, as if we haven't already seen something real embarrassing with you before), and you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, keeper of Truth, and firm encourager of Truth (as mentions @27:40 YouTube) decided that portion should be edited out. But, why, 'Swami' Nithyananda? Why now an 'edited' 'unedited' Press Conference? Are you, Sri Nithyananda, trying to project to be something that you are not?

Well 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to tell you this, but this censorship makes your credibility even lower. We really thought there was no where lower you could go, but some how you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, managed. Perhaps this is proof that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, really are 'enlightened' after all. We mean, that lowering into the lowest must have taken some special siddhi (magic power) to go that low.  Are you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your cult now anti-matter? And, once again, Sri Nithyananda, the parallels with the Watergate scandal and edited tapes is eerily the same. Are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda an incarnation of Richard M. Nixon, a.k.a. Tricky Dick?

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that there seems to be a shift in your shifty strategy. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda first declared that the video involved 'graphics' and 'morphing'. We would agree that your video, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was very graphic and involved morphine. 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were the pills again for? But, now, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you seem to do your best to discredit our hero, Swami Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan, and claim that he didn't even finish the twelfth grade and had financial motives to 'blackmail' you (@20:02 YouTube). Perhaps, 'Swami' Nithyananda, he was not a super motivated genius as you were and finished the polytechnic school in Gudiyattam at the tender age of fifteen.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why wasn't Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda able to answer the simple question of when you attended the Gudiyattam Polytechnic? Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda seems quite flustered. Is it right to put your close followers through such torture? Anyway, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda said that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will answer all of these questions when you emerge, (translates, after everybody has been bought off with bribes with hush-hush money, then we'll see your tired face again. For now, we just have to look forward to more of your terrorist-quality YouTube videos of self-denial and deceit.)

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also detected another shift in your shifty strategy. Before you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed that you were out somewhere in Kumbh Mela doing some 'holy' work with other like-minded saddhus (renunciate monks). Now, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda is claiming that you're a no-show because of safety and security issues. Sri Nithyananda, we think that if you're in a jail some place with armed guards that you will then be very safe and secure.  The sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda said that they are really worried (enlightened?) about your security (@16:02 YouTube).  Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think he almost said it correctly.  They are really worried about your securities and other assets.  Won't they be confiscated?  And, as any good foot soldier, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda is willing to take the blame and say that 'Swami' (that's you) really wants to be here, but it is us (sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda and cult cronies) that are concerned about his (your) security.  Hey, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you've done a really great job of brainwashing some followers with advanced education.  Was that the reason for the parade early in your 'Edited' 'Unedited' Press Conference of ladies with degrees?

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, forgive us if we're wrong, but didn't you once say that if someone was upset with you, that you are also at fault because your actions created some conflict that caused the other person to get upset? And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't you also go on to say that since you are an 'enlightened' healing master, that you were so 'light' that you would not cause any conflict at all? Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can you then explain why is it that there's people burning your image in effigy? Are they reenacting your supernatural 'enlightenment' energy?

And, Sri Nithyananda, why do you claim that just two weeks ago there were already mentions of your hanky panky by some blogs, like ours perhaps (@18:13 YouTube)? Remember how sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda kept on saying that this was a conspiracy carried out with "laser like surgical precision" (@18:05 YouTube), that you implied involved a whole team, not a single lone ranger.

"Do you feel that an operation of this magnitude, which has been conducted with such precision is the work of a single, dissatisfied individual?" (@18:55 YouTube)

Oh, we get it now, Sri Nithyananda.  Besides stalling, stonewalling, posturing, playing victim, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, now want to get the press to start investigating a red herring 'conspiracy theory' that all the people in the world that you screwed over are now acting as one to return the favor.  Nice try.

Hey, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, just want to remind you that stories about your 'divine' date rapes didn't just crop up two weeks ago. 'Swami' Nithyananda, sorry if we seem boastful, because we really don't like to imitate your behavior, but we did post the information about your room service ladies staying for hours and hours sometimes up to 3:00 a.m. alone in your private quarters in your Los Angeles ashram way back on Saturday, October 31, 2009 with our blog post titled:

"Nithyananda Private Life is Very Different Than His Public Life
Nithyananda, Now That’s Entertainment! What's It Like to have a Cult Following?"

Here 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, here is our direct quote:

"With all those channels to select from your satellite TV dish, I wonder how you get any conversation in? Nithyananda, may I ask what you talk about when the attractive ladies bring your meal and stay in your quarters for sometimes four to five hours? You must chew your food very slowly. Perhaps you were getting nourishment, but I think you might have gotten dinner and a show. We know someone who has seen all these ladies come and go in your quarters, and if ever called to testify in court, under penalty of perjury, this witness would name all of those ladies. You’re quite a stud for an enlightened renunciate."

'Swami' Nithyananda, was this two weeks lapse just another time continuum phenomena? Perhaps it was just two weeks ago for another planet's lunar system. Sri Nithyananda, what planet are you really from? And, are you not a bit loony to expect us to believe all your stories?

But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we do have some questions to ask you. About ten days prior to your famous blue video airing on YouTube, which made you a porn star, we noticed that you dismantled your Perpendicular Universe Blog, which we had loads of fun ridiculing with this blog entry:

Nithyananda Creates a Perpendicular Universe Blog
Nithyananda Tries to Bend Vedic Truths a Sharp Left Turn

Basically, that blog was your feeble attempt to claim that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were the caretaker of Vedic culture. So, Sri Nithyananda, why did you dismantle the Perpendicular Universe Blog at least a whole week before the scandal broke, still you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed that you did not know about this video until after it aired?

Another one of those little discrepancies, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that we happened to notice is that your right-hand man, first ashramite, Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Ayya, cut his visit short in the U.S. to quickly go back to India. Five days after his last advertised event, the scandal broke. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, keeper and encourager of 'Truths', can we really believe you didn't know about this video and that is was going to be aired on TV?

As if there wasn't enough proof already, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that you knew that video was going to bite your turban on TV, there was that very convenient samadhi that you went into during the NSP (brainwashing in disguise of a meditation) program starting on Thursday, February 26 on through the weekend.  A witness said on March 1, 2010, that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were in samadhi for six days.  In fact, you, Sri Nithyananda, actually refunded everyone's money, or at least you told everyone you would.  But, since you have to pay for all those gold thrones and getting money is built into your system, we knew you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wouldn't let an opportunity to pass up on all that cash.  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you didn't disappoint us.  Other witnesses said they only got the run-around when they tried to get their money back.  Very consistent.  Appear to be honest so you can make any claims to the outside world, but still milk them for everything they're worth.  For the record, our witness said that you came out of your 'convenient' samadhi for the Kalpataru darshan after NSP.  So, Mr. Holy-man, was this a real samadhi or was this a Sear's samadhi?  Yeah, we already know.  We just want you, 'Swami' Nithyananda to know that we know too.

And, before we forget, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we want to say that we were honored with your recognition when you tried to discredit the information about your timeline revelations by having one of your chief acharyas (teachers), Swami Sri Nithya Gnanananda Maharaj, whisper to the sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, as "blog information" (@25:25 YouTube). But, that inquisitive reporter kept on mentioning the true source of the Rajapoly Polytechnic website. Poor sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda just looked like a deer in front of headlights.

'Swami' Nithyananda, all it seemed like sometime-Swami Sri Sachitananda could do is just deny and delay, and of course appear to be as transparent as one of your ghosts. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you failed again.  And, did all of these allegations make Swami Sri Nithya Gnanananda Maharaj's hair straighten and sytled? Oh, frightening. He now kind of looks like one of your room service ladies.  Does he now shave his legs too?  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda with all of your 'godly' power, why did your video not play at the right time?  Was that delay intentional?

Finally, we had an anonymous comment that summed up a lot of our points.  Thank you, readers:

Monday, March 8, 2010 2:47 AM
Anonymous  said...

Here are a few things everyone should consider after this latest press conference:

1) Now they are neither confirming nor denying the tape? Nithyananda and his ashram have been continuously saying that the images were "morphed" by Lenin and are "graphics".

2) In this conference this guy said that Lenin didnt even get through 12th grade. So now are they saying that he is not intelligent enough to "morph" the video? They are flip flopping so badly that they are destroying their own credibility.

3) It seemed that this statement was also written using similar misdirection as Nithyananda does in his speeches. If you noticed, Sachitanana was trying to disprove the other accusations in order to disprove the video.. notice how he constantly goes back to those other accusations and the unacceptable "facts" he has given.

4) Regarding the death accusation, the 58 yr old Canadian's death is still suspicious because he fell out of a second story of a building! Its funny how Sachitananda could easily skim over that fact. Notice how Sachitananda called to attention his family's coronary heart disease history, when it has no relevance to his death. Also, obviously a post mortem report will show he fell a far distance to his death.. the mysterious question is how did he fall and what legitimate investigation did the police conduct afterwards. India is known for easily paying off police directly after an incident. That is what Lenin was referring to as mysterious.

5) Sachitananda again was using improper comparison to his brahmacharinis when he spoke of the 23 yr old alleged rape victim. Because his closest female ashramites showed their face in front of a camera, was he was implying that a traumatized rape victim should also be able to do the same? Nowhere in the world does a alleged rape victim like to be identified to the public. Also in most rape cases there is no solid evidence... if the ashram is denying a clear video of Nithyananda, you can imagine how they will treat anyone else who comes forward, especially in India. If Nithyananda has done this before I hope more people will come out just to add impact and force the justice system to act, since legally it will almost be impossible prosecute with the massive amount of secrecy and control in the organization. If you have listened to Nithyananda speak, you may have heard him repeatedly speak about how the logic of a legal system can go against showing the actual truth.. its ironic how now the organization is now hiding behind the law to avoid obvious truths.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 92: Ninety-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 114: One hundred and fourteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.