No Skeletons Found in Nithyananda's Closet; Just Ladies Outfits
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing today? Rrrrrrrabu. Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're not too happy. What is it now, '
But, don't worry, '
Criminal Investigation Department (CID) Digs into Swami’s Fund SourcesOh my gosh, '
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OK, Sri Nithyananda, yes, we now remember your antics at the last Life Bliss Engineering Program where you even wiggled a little. Sri Nithyananda, is that where you got that catty laugh of yours? Well the first time we heard that, we seriously thought that a chicken was stuck somewhere in the egg laying process. Then we realized that it was just you, '
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Divinity Celebrates Swami Nithyananda's Jayanti (Birthday) with a Mirror Universe of Truth WebsiteSo, we won't go over them again. Just that we were a lot shocked about how you might be luring in young men into the mix. We never saw anything like that happen in Los Angeles, but then again, we would never put anything past you. You sir, are very resourceful, but in all the wrong ways.
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Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day 122: One Hundred and twenty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.