Warrant Issued for Fraud-God, Nithyananda, Sachit's Last Stand & Investor's Club

It's Official, Slammer Time for Sex Swami, Nithyananda, Fugitive from the Law - Warrant Issued for His Arrest - Plus Updates on Cult's Unsavory Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. What's new? We don't care about your latest YouTube video, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. It's morning here in the United States, and we need to wake up. In fact, we think that you might need to wake up too, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and smell the coffee grinds. Hey, look, just in.

FLASH NEWS: CONFIRMED, ARREST WARRANT ISSUED FOR NITHYANANDA

Look, Sri Nithyananda, here's the full article on our favorite (not your favorite) newspaper, the Deccan Herald. 

Warrant Against Nithyananda

Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you sure made Chandan Nandi, the reporter for the Deccan Herald, one busy man. He probably doesn't get to see his family because of you. But, that's nothing new.

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're still getting all the details, but looks like an arrest warrant was issued against you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, for failing to appear in a court in Sriperumbudur near Chennai, Tamil Nadu. Oh, oh, Sri Nithyananda, does this mean that the Tamil Nadu Police will now have to execute the warrant? And, does this mean that the Tamil Nadu Police can go after you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and arrest you? And, does this mean that the Tamil Nadu Police can drag your smelly tush and produce it along with the rest of you before the court of law to hear the cheating case against you? 'Swami' Nithyananda, does this mean that the Tamil Nadu Police can cross the state borders to look for you? And, does this mean that the Tamil Nadu Police do not have to wait for some very slow moving Chief Minister of Karnataka who seems to be sitting on his hands and just go and nab you? Perhaps now there will be a little momentum for other states to rush and file arrest warrants against you. Gee, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this could become like an Easter Egg hunt. Are you still hiding in Nepal? Then, this could be come an international Easter Egg hunt, perhaps for one rotten egg.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, do you remember how you used to wear the holy saffron cloth and then change into some really wild outfits. Back and forth. What ever you felt like wearing, you wore. The same went for your Swamis. If it suited them to be in white, they wore white. If it suited them to be in jeans, they wore jeans. That sanyasi tradition was really just like another skin to be added to the chameleon collection. And, yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you proved that wearing holy saffron is a real turn on to some ladies, it works better than spandex. But, if things keep on going as they are going, we're sure that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will be wearing only saffron for years to come and nothing else. Hey, look, 'Swami' Nithyananda, here's a picture of your new holy uniform now:

'Swami' Nithyananda, this arrest warrant seems like very bad news. Will we still be seeing a bunch of new YouTube videos featuring that sick little giggle of yours? Just think, Sri Nithyananda, now there will be a whole new list palms you will need to grease, and just a little dab of your snake oil is not going to do it. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will need some serious cash. But, don't worry, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we bet that your criminal, criminal lawyer will be happy to add the additional new business that you'll be giving him. Just a tip from us, be sure to pay him first. Looks like you'll be needing his services for some time to come.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what are you going to do about this? Looks like your cash cow in Los Angeles has laid an egg and is closed. Where are you going to find the money to get you out of this? Oh, it's confirmed that you sent out your Public Relations Expert, Sri sometimes-Swami 'Stonewall' Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, to the rescue. Wasn't that the same person that released that video of himself leisurely leaning back and telling how blissful life was at your ashram the day after parts of it were burned down? Looks like Sachitananda is trying to corral all the fence-sitting donors and wrestle control of your now-closed temple in Los Angeles. Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you sure are giving Sachitananda a real challenge. Imagine what it's like for him to say that Swami will take care, and this is just a test to see who really is deserving of your 'enlightenment' and your 'grace' while news flashes race across the satellite TV and websites stating that a warrant is out for the arrest of now fugitive 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for failing to manifest himself in court after offending religious sentiments and carrying out unsavory acts while wearing holy saffron cloth. It's going to take a team effort to get these donors to part with any of their cash now. Better get that smooth operator, coo-coo Muku, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Niranjananda, to help massage their money right our their wallets.

Hey, we have an idea, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Since you already robbed the dignity from all your room service ladies, and since you thoroughly brainwashed them to do anything in the name of service to you, and since the temple is officially closed to the public, and since we know there's already a big, king size mattress in your designated 'office' quarters that probably already is showing a bit of wear and tear... Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really can't suggest that. No, siree. We don't know where that idea came from... hmmm.... maybe that came from observing you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda at that Hindu Temple in Norwalk in March 2007 where you had one of our contributors stay outside your door and guard it. Were those some pranayama breathing exercises you were doing there along with your room service lady? Sorry, we digress. There must be a better way to make some quick cash and besides, that would make the criminal case against you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, even more severe. Sorry, it was just a thought that crept into our minds. But, just the same, you're not trying to raise money that way, are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?

Here's a better idea, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We think you must have had an 'investors' club going. No, not the legitimate business that one of your swamis who was known for dignity and honesty (of course, he's already left you and your cult), but you know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that informal 'investors' club' that we're just getting wind of now. Perhaps instead of 'donations' some of your big, big, investors, oops, we meant to say 'donors' along with many of your ashramites poured in a bunch of cash, perhaps maybe their entire savings, because you, Sri Nithyananda, promised them a financial return on all this cash you were scooping up. Maybe this was the 'seed' money and once their were trees, then they could all eat the fruits from those trees. Is that what you, 'Swami' Nithyananda promised them? Somehow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're getting a flashback of the story of Adam and Eve, but we can't figure out who is playing the role of the snake. There's just too many suspects. But, our idea, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if there indeed was an investor's club, perhaps you can tell them the only way they will get their money back is if they pour even more money into your hopeless money pit. We know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that these folks are already gullible. And, they are already known to give you, Sri Nithyananda, money. So, these 'donors' just might believe this new story and open up their checkbooks and write you just enough cash to get you out of this minor inconvenience. And, if your 'investors', oops, we meant to say, 'donors' seem to hesitate, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can have them sign a ten-page contract (sound familiar?) to assure them that those who invest, oops, we meant to say 'donate' now will get a special darshan (blessings) done by 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the Healing Swami and now Fugitive of the Law. Perhaps you can pull together a whole little packet of 'energized' goodies, like a special mala (rosary), some sandals from Wal*Mart that were worn by the Master himself (that's you, Mr. Holy man but just remember to have Sachit take the price tag off first), and other trinkets that you couldn't give away just like the packets you put together for your Healer's Initiation. And, if these 'donors' still hesitate, you can add an addendum to your contract that says that if in the 'impossible' case that the Life Bliss Foundation (or what ever of the many Foundation names you plan to use) tanks, then those that 'donate' now will be the first to get their cash back before all the creditors and law suits claim all of the assets. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you already know you have to play hardball when making holy business deals.

The Life Bliss Investor's Club Demonstrates the Ancient Mystery of Nithyananda's Pyramid Power

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if there was an 'investors' club, then that just might explain why there is still so much loyalty to you form people who we know otherwise would have had the smarts to get out from you long ago. This explains why Sri Nithyananda Niranjananda, a true family man, would still be out trying to support you and why he is trying to get others to pour even more cash into a scheme that is proving to be a loser. But, poor guy (no pun intended), if he continues this downward spiral, he might end up in the same boat that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are in. How will he be able to explain that to his son? Kind of a drag if he gets put into a federal prison and then only gets to see his family through security gate. We really hope that this doesn't happen to him or even to Sri Sachitananda or even Bhaktananda. These swamis are actually really good people, we just wished they started to use their brains and a little common sense. Let's wish them luck, Sri Nithyananda... Sri Nithyananda? Are you still there? Sri Nithyananda! That's not the Tamil Police!... That's just some Boy Scots asking us to buy tickets for their raffel. We'll tell them that you already gave at the office, and you can come out from under the bed now. Gee, that bed has been the center of so much trouble. Maybe 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can start a YouTube lecture about the how beds add bad karma to people's lives and how true devotees who don't want bad karma should sleep in phone booths. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we can see you didn't like that idea, but honestly, it isn't much better than your current batch of YouTube videos.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 134: One Hundred and thirty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 156: One hundred and fifty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

God-Fraud, Nithyananda, Denied Entry to the U.S.A. - Visa Canceled

U.S.A. Says "NO!" to Nithyananda and His Cult; Spares U.S. Citizens from Fraud

* * Breaking News * *
We just got word from reliable sources that the U.S. Embassy has canceled 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's U.S. Visa. This is 'officially' unconfirmed, but we'll give confirmation as soon as we receive it.  Confirmed, our information source seems solid that Nithyananda Swami had his U.S. visa canceled a second time.

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Where have you been all this time? Oh, yes, that's right. It is a secret. Some say you've been hiding in Nepal, some say in Tamil Nadu, some say in the VIP section of some professional cricket team where all the cheerleaders hang out. We guess nobody knows for sure except your hairdresser, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We guess that adds to your mystique. But, one place that doesn't seem likely is that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are hiding in the U.S.A. You know, Sri Nithyananda, there was a rumor that you were hanging out at Gilligan's Island, but that doesn't seem so likely right now. Look, just in:

"U.S. Embassy Cancels Nithyananda's Visa; Places Him on Watch"

'Swami' Nithyananda, we're still waiting for official confirmation, but just the same, ouch!  It looks like it is deja vu  all over again.   But, don't worry there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're sure you can rally and get a new visa. Remember April 2, 2007 when you had your tourist visa canceled but were able to rally all of your supporters to get you a religious visa? So, you've been through this. Old hat. Oh, no, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot something. This time you don't have any supporters to rally behind you. They all felt cheated and left you. So, this means you're going to have to go to the U.S. Embassy and wait in line just like everyone else. We're sure you'll meet some interesting people in line. Perhaps you might even meet some young attractive students that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, might be able to recruit for future service to your, ah, mission or research department. So, think of this as an opportunity.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, with your great ability to see everything around you, the future, the past, all dimensions, did you see this coming? Ah, we get it now. This is why you had your ashram cleared out, so you wouldn't be stuck with an extra month's rent. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, always had an eye for finances.

So, what's going to happen now, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? You know, all of those hot yoga ladies from L.A. that wear those tight spandex outfits that you were hitting on? Now, it looks like you will have to convince them to come see you in India, that is whenever you set up shop again and sit on your 24(K) gold throne. So, how are you going to convince them to come over to your place? We get it now, you'll have Bhaktananda and Medhananda recruit them for you. Hmmmm. That might not be so optimal for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You see, Bhaktananda seems to only be able to recruit like-minded hardcore types like professional school bus drivers and retired roller derby ladies. We don't know how happy you'll be with ladies like that. And, Medhananda, with his eye-sight, which you never healed, there's no telling what he'll send your way.  Chances are she will be able to walk and talk, but the rest just might be a guess.   It will be the new Mystery of Mysteries.   Just the same, you might want to check the ID of any ladies that Medhananda recruits for you just to make sure, that they are, ahem, at least 18.

What you need, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is a real smooth operator who is still loyal to you who could convince people who are still sitting on the fence to jump and fall off a cliff even when these 'fence sitters' can see that it is pure insanity to support you. There's gotta be somebody. Wait! We know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you can get Sri Nithya Niranjananda, a.k.a. coo-coo Mukku. We think that he must have been a lemming in his past life, leading the pack to follow him over to the promised land. Too bad that in this life, he just became a regular old rat.  A rather large one at that.  Oh, well. But, he is a smooth operator. No doubt about that. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's still a problem there. Sri Nithya Niranjananda seems to have an inclination of super-sizing everything. You, know, 128 oz. 'Big Gulp', over-sized Ford Taurus, all-you-can-eat buffets, Costco-sized portions, you know, the works with everything on it. So, Sri Nithyananda, you might want to reinforce the furniture in your pad, especially the bed, just as a precaution. We wouldn't want to see you with a broken home, even though you're a proven expert in breaking up other people's homes. No siree. But, just be ready for a really super big surprise.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, kind of a bummer that your visa got canceled. But, don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, a lot of people get their visa denied and placed on watch. We bet Bin Laden, for instance, will never know the joy of riding the Magic Dumbo ride at Disneyland either. Say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you're visa has been denied and you've been put on the 'watch list' by the U.S. Government, does that mean your other cronies, sorry, we meant to say other swamis, like Sadhananda (Ayya), Bhaktananda, Atmamaneesha (Mr. Tiwari), Ma Bhaktika, Dheera (Martyn Williams), Ma Bharti, Sachitananda, Sevananda, Pranananda, Gnanananda, Roopananda, Ma Achalananda, Ma Arpana etc. will also be watched and denied entry? Left high and dry. Tsk. Tsk. Pity.

Hey, there, Sri Nithyananda. Don't despair. We know a way out. You need to become a famous rock star with a huge fan base, and then the U.S. Officials will have to let you in. That happens all the time. Let's see, with your singing talents, or lack of, hey, you could start up a punk rock band. Perfect. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda already have that stage presence. But, there is a problem. Punk rockers are known to be a bit rowdy, just like your swamis. But, the problem is that they often fight back. So, if you try to break one of your canes over someone's head, that person just might jump on stage and return the favor in kind. So, unless you're prepared for this, we don't suggest that you break stuff on people's heads any more. But, everything else about you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, is perfect. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what shall we call your new band? Hmmm... how about "Nastyananda and the Psycho Swamis" or maybe "Swami Shim Sham and His Wham Bams". Yes, those don't sound so good to us either. Perhaps our reader, [hint, hint] will come up with some really fitting band names for you.

In the meantime, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you need to practice up on some songs so you can get a hit record. Here's a band just perfect for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. It is an early British punk band called "Sham 69".

Yes, we know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, could relate with a band named "Sham 69", since both words, "sham" and "69" perfectly describe your operations, to a tee.  Anyway, these fine young men also were once denied entry to the U.S.A. We don't know why. But after some hard work and convincing interviews, they were allowed into the U.S.A. to tour and spread the love and bliss that their music conjures. In fact, they wrote a song about your now shared experience about having their U.S. visa canceled titled "No Entry". What luck, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's a YouTube video with that exact song. So, you'll know exactly how to sing it. Here it is:



and even more luck, here's the lyrics:

They wanted us to go
To New York City
But the man in the embassy
Said, "Oh, what a pity
We don't know things you done in the past
But never mind, son
Have a little puff on the grass"

They didn't want us in the U.S.A.
We didn't wanna go their anyway
They don't want us in the U.S.A., puke

Our manager said to us
"What`s all the fuss"
We said, "We don`t know
But they won`t let us go"
"What did you do to make them do this to you"
"I dunno, Boss"
Carry on puffing the grass

They didn't want us in the U.S.A.
We didn`t wanna go their anyway
They don`t want us in the U.S.A., puke x2

The press all started to ring
Asked what was happening
Our boss said, "I don't know"
But I said, "They won't let us go"
We don`t care what you think of us
This is where we live
Stick America up your arse

OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you think you can sing like that? We can't wait to see the new you in action and back in the U.S.A. Sri Nithyananda, can we have your autograph? Please?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 132: One Hundred and thirty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 154: One hundred and fifty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

The Cult of the Great Pumpkin; Nithyananda Followers Wait It Out for Fraud-God

The Peppermint Patty Experience; Nithyananda's Room Service Lady Wakes Up and Smells the Fraud; Leaves Linus Sucking His Thumb
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? Yes, looks like you've been up all night again. What have you been up to, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Graveyard or room service? We hope that you didn't combine the two. That would be even creepy for your already low standards. Say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we know how much you must love Halloween, you know doing all those meditations and red chili fire rituals in the wee hours in the cemetery. And, since it's Friday night, we don't feel like doing a proper post either. So, let's watch a clip of one of our favorite Halloween specials, just to relax. Look, it's the "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown":



Wow, that Sally Brown character wasted her whole Halloween because she believed Linus, the kid who sucks his thumb, some story about the Great Pumpkin coming down and brining toys to all the good boys and girls. But, after being cheated of a special night of fun, Sally Brown wakes up to reality and leaves Linus who spent the whole night in the pumpkin patch without the aid of a red chili fire ritual to keep him warm. Finally, his no-nonsense sister, Lucy, drags him out of the pumpkin patch and to the safety of a warm bed. Ah, that's so touching.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, it just occurred us that the same thing is going on here with you. That kid sucking his thumb, that must be Bhaktananda or maybe Sachitananda, he he got some other sweet lady to believe in your fraudulent story about all the goodies that will happen if you just believe in you, and fork over a truckload of dollars, but that money thing wasn't in the movie; it's unique to your holy business model. Anyway, that young lady, Sally Brown, sure looks cute. We bet that she could be room service potential, but that cartoon had to be acceptable to little children, so we bet that probably got edited out. But just the same, when Sally Brown realized that the Great Pumpkin (that's you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, note that pumpkins are dressed in orange too) didn't materialize and make good on the promise, she got up and left that wimpy little kid. Boy, was she upset, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, she missed out on all the fun that kids in America have on Halloween. It was gone. Over. Finito. She really felt cheated. Just kind of like those room service ladies must have felt when they found out that their innocence has been robbed due to some 'tantra' experiment that they 'signed up for' in that ten-page contract. Or, like all the other youth that devoted their lives to serve in your mission felt when they realized that all of the sudden their chance to get a real education has vanished. Or like all those parent who found that their kids lives have been physically abused, sexually abused, and cheated. Or, like all those other people who no longer have homes, life savings, retirement funds, friends, family, marriages, anything... all gone.

But, lucky for Sally Brown; she got out early, and her friends were still there. But, that wimpy kid is stuck being a sanyasi (monk). 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we can tell, because that kid is clutched to his blanket just like your brainwashed sanyasis (renunciants) or clutched to their kavi (saffron) cloth. But, any way you look at it, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that kid is lost for some dream that will never happen. Yeah, like right. Waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Is that anything like your 'paramahamsa' story and your promise of an easy, if not expensive, living-enlightenment? By the way, where did you hatch that story, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?

Lucky for that wimpy brainwashed kid, he had a big sister, Lucy, that looked after him and eventually got him back to safety. Just think, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if that wimpy kid didn't have a strong family member to pull him back into the fold, he probably would still be in that same pumpkin patch. He would have been that babbling derelict still sitting there in the mud long after all the pumpkins rotted... waiting and waiting for your stupid promise of toys and 'enlightenment' which we all know will never materialize.

Don't you think, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that it would be better if you got all your brainwashed devotees back into society and become productive and integrated again why you wait it out? After all, 'Swami' Nithyananda, it could take over 20 years before the coast is clear or your served a few life-time sentences for all the crimes that you could be prosecuted for. Wouldn't it make sense if you let your devotees rebuild their wealth? You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, build up that nest egg and maybe even get married and have children? If you don't let this happen, then 'Swami' Nithyananda, your brainwashed devotees that refuse to leave you will be broke with no family. The only thing that they can show you is that the drooled over the pada pooja set for over twenty years while faithfully reciting corrupted mantras every morning. That's not a lot to show for twenty-years of service. But, if they have careers again and get married, after twenty years there'll be a bunch of loot you can just scoop up which will allow you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to order your the next round of 24(K) gold thrones. And, who knows, if your former followers have kids, a whole new generation of room service ladies can be at your disposal with eager parents vying to deliver them to your doorstep. By that time, we hope that the hidden camera technology has really improved, but for now, we just want these people to get on with their lives.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, while your biding your time with a lifestyle that's a cross between Hugh Hefner and Bin Laden, why don't you make it clear that the dream is over and that it will be a long wait, so these people can get on with their lives? Think about, 'Swami' Nithyananda, it would be nice to let these people be free especially since there's no future for them otherwise. Can you do that for them, Sri Nithyananda? Just set them free? After all, they really did trust you. Can you help them get started again, even if it is just a word of encouragement to go forward? Are you big enough to do that, 'Swami' Nithyananda? We're waiting.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 131: One Hundred and thirty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 153: One hundred and fifty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud-God, Nithyananda, Closes Up 'Vedic' Cult Temple (for now)

Another Crack in Fraud-God's Crumbling Empire
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How's your USA breadbasket empire doing? Oh, we see. Instead of a 'bread basket', maybe you should call it 'dead in a casket'. Boy, that sure crumbled in a hurry. We drove by your once bustling ashram at 928 Huntington Dr, Duarte, California, and looks mighty deserted. A ghost town. But, knowing your dark tantric practices, it always was one. We don't know what type of energy the new tenants will find in your old quarters, no. 5. But, rest assured, we are pretty certain that the new tenant's bed will start shaking and there will be lots of moaning. Oh, scary.

So, what's the matter? No one wants to live there? Where's your marketing department when you need them, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? It might be a tough sell. Let's see if we can come up with a pitch. "Come live with Swami Sex Offender and experience his energy field!" No thanks. We can see why there are no takers. We're pretty sure that the landlord will be glad to get her property back and start making money again. No telling how much she lost on that deal. But, don't worry; we're sure she'll upgrade the place even if she makes it into a slumlord. You know, even tenants that have jobs now and then will contribute more to society than the tenants before them. And, if there's drug usage, those addicts are only hurting themselves. So, that's a 1000-fold improvement right there.

And, what about that Nithyananda Vedic Temple, also the Head Quarters of your Western Empire? You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that place you spent so much time and energy 'transforming'. So what if some people injured themselves permanently while doing your slave labor and all kinds of other weird stuff that happened there? It was your temple, with your name on it, and with your ripped off Osho logo of a Paramahamsa (which you were not). 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you remember how you used to love bragging about how much better your Vedic Temple was than compared to all the other Hindu temples? You used to love giving specific examples like the murtis (statues) in the Norwalk Sanatan Dharma Temple were ugly... how the Malibu temple was completely mismanaged... and...on...and...on...and...on. There didn't seem to be a temple any where in the U.S.A. that was up to your high standards. Only your temples were so perfect. Divinely so. Heaven on earth. Say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this in our inbox from Constant Contact sent by the Nithyananda Vedic Temple?:

Dear Devotees:

Beginning on Saturday, April 17 the Nithyananda Vedic Temple will be closed to the public. Our deepest thanks for your patronage over the years. We look forward to seeing you again when the temple re-opens.

With best regards,
The Administration of Nithyananda Vedic Temple

What? Closed? Are you trying to sell off the Vedic Temple to pay for all those legal fees, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? How much are bribes to all the courts these days? We're sure the going rate has increased since all those pictures of you on your 24(K) gold thrones have been showcased on your website. How many of those thrones do you have? Well, it looks like you might be out one 24(K) gold throne very soon, unless there are some devotees that want to store in their garage. Mind you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that once it is in someone's garage, there's little chance that heavy piece of bulk is ever going to be moved. So, pick your garage carefully, and hope they still have enough money after experiencing you that they are not going to lose their home any time soon.

So, really, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's going to happen to your Vedic Temple? Are you going to just keep the temple in mothballs until you can come out from hiding? Who's going to pay the mortgage? Who's going to pay the bills? Who's going to turn the lights on and off? Maybe 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can rent your temple out to motorcycle clubs so they can have a big party there on the weekends. That just might make your temple popular again.

Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're kind of hoping that the community will take it over and make it a real temple that the Divine would actually love to call home. Who knows, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you might actually get some good karma if that happened. Yes, it is a long shot, but who knows, even you, Sri Nithyananda, just might be capable of doing the right thing.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 130: One Hundred and thirty days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 152: One hundred and fifty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

A Message to Past & Present Fraud-God Supporters of Nithyananda

Wake Up Call for All Former Devotees. Move Away From this Fraud and Heal!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? Look what came in our inbox. It's a message to all past and present devotees, you know, the type of people who might have came to your acharya (teacher) training program or attended a two-day program with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Let's take a look:

We come in peace. Yes, the last five weeks have been very difficult if not unsettling. Whatever has happened and your involvement in this process is not your fault, because this was all from the influence of the temporary circumstances. Yes, we can blame this on maya (illusion). It had us its grips too.

With sincerity, we would like to say that this is the time to realize the Truth and move on to the path of Dharma (righteousness). Yes, we are out of the dream state of consciousness, and I’m very sure that you are already awaken. Just listen to the divinity inside your heart. Do the right thing. And, leave this person (you know who) immediately. Please don't support his bad karma anymore.

Please understand that whatever has happened has happened for the good. Just move on with your life. This is not the time to regret. We are positive that you learned many things through this process and you can now move to the higher level of consciousness as a result from this experience.

The good news is that we all had a little experience of transcendental consciousness as a result from this learning experience. As a result, we can now move to Bliss Consciousness or God Consciousness and go beyond the emotional attachments of maya (illusion). We are now free to move about the spiritual world.

Finally, we just want to close with a small thought. Even though we might have had a difficult time with our family as a direct result with our involvement, we now can see and realize the priority that family has in our lives. From this experience, we can now look after our family members again with a real understanding of love and devotion. Yes, family and spirituality are both at home. And, there is no place like home. That is where we belong.

If there is any way that we can help, please let us know. Even if you just want to yell at us, we welcome the chance to help you with some cathartic healing. We promise to only listen.

Take care and sincerely hoping the best for you.

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we sure hope that people wake up and heal. We imagine that many of them might think that there might be some glimmer of hope that you will come back, but the owner glimmer of hope we have is that they learned something from being around such a fake and a fraud. Sorry, there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, but it's true. We just hope that all your former devotees go on with their lives a little bit stronger than they did before they fell into your cult trap.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 126: One Hundred and twenty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 148: One hundred and forty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Video Night With Nithyananda, Featuring Fraud, Cult, Sex & Scams

Nithyananda Gets Dharmananda Vision; Fraud Exposed.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing?  You look pretty tired.  Does this mean you found some room service?  Rrrrrrrrrrrrough.  Oh, we were just asking.  We guess that means that you're tired for other reasons.  To be honest with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're pretty tired too.  You know how it is.  Talking with American police during the day and then talking with Indian police at night.  Throw in some lawyers, reporters, and recently escaped cult members, and we don't know when our next wink of sleep will be.  Yes, we don't really feel like doing a proper blog post tonight, so let's turn on the television and see what's on, shall we?

Hey, look, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Look, it's our friend (but not your friend) Lenin, and he's on TV.  Boy, we bet you're sorry you ever took away his sanyasi (monk) initiation and demoted him with a yellow kavi cloth.  There's no telling what those people, who all of the sudden had their enlightenment taken, will do.

Dharmananda Vision 1: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed



Dharmananda Vision 2: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Dharmananda Vision 3: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Dharmananda Vision 4: Nithyananda Fraud Exposed


Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Boy it sure was interesting to hear about how you were pushing, then threatening, then begging Lenin to stop.  And, Lenin says you have a thing for guys too?  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, when you wear that leopard skin Tarzan suit, you really do swing both ways.   Are you sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are still enlightened?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 124: One Hundred and twenty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 146: One hundred and forty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Respecting the Victims of Nithyananda, the Fraud-God, & His Cult

Beyond a Means to an End; Necessary Conditions for Healing & a Conviction; No Space for Shame
Hi there, readers. We're going to take a small break from our usual style of banter and ridicule against our the fraud-god, Nithyananda and his cult. And, actually focus on something that is at least near and dear to us.

Yes, there are lots of us, in growing numbers that would like to see an end of Nithyananda's crimes and all of his fraud that he has inflicted upon society. Agreed that Nithyananda has tarnished Hinduism, Vedic culture, spiritual beliefs, and all the good work of many sincere Masters as well as seekers. Equally bad, Nithyananda has brought on a lot of pain and broken up and ruined many families. This is very wrong and must stop.

A key component in being able to mete out justice to Nithyananda is the testament from some of the victims that he sexually exploited. We often took a lighthearted approach to these crimes and called them 'room service ladies'. Although it makes the topic approachable, we have to remind ourselves (especially to the one who is typing these words) that these women are victims. And, we need to respect these victims and see them first as human beings. These women should not be seen as the potential means to our ends of convicting Nithyananda for his crimes. These ladies have already been a victim once, they don't need to be the victim twice over again.

In the comments received (not all of them published) there seems to be a call for strong, independent minded lady, the embodiment of Devi Durga, to come forth and give a 'tell all' testament against Nithyananda. Indeed, if such a lady comes forward, she would require the strength, courage, and fearlessness unknown to most of us reading this blog. There's no denying that quality. If a woman testified in court her intimate crime on how she was exploited, then the story told would not just be Nithyananda’s affairs, but her affairs too. The anticipated ridicule, shame, and ostracizing could be unbearable for anybody, regardless of gender, regardless of martial status, regardless of culture, and regardless of age.

So instead of hoping that some lady with super human qualities appears before all, let's work on giving the conditions and support to all of these ladies whether they come forward or not. They are victims. Innocent victims. They have been taken advantage of, set up, drugged either physically or esoterically, and placed in a very well planned trap. Who helped to set this trap and pave the way for these ladies to be sexually abused? Sorry, guys. Looks like we can take a majority stake in that blame. Yes, we were well meaning, deceived, fooled, etc., and like-minded victims in the same game. But, we were not careful. We failed to protect those that were counting on our support. We allowed, and most likely, encouraged the sex crimes to happen. We allowed those who had the most to lose come right up to liar's lair. Their pain has to be our pain.

OK, our point is not to suffer shame and wallow in some puddle of despair. That's not going to help anyone. We would like everyone, especially us guys, to own up to our responsibility that these sexually abused victims are the making of our own shortcomings. We need to realize that this is our fault too.

Once this understanding that everyone, especially the guys, share fault in this crime, then the first step is to forgive our selves and especially the women who were abused. Yes, we are all victims. No one realized what a monster Nithyananda really was. Most of us thought that he could really help someone in ways that we could not comprehend or understand. We really thought that Nithyananda was divinely sent. That our daughters, sisters, wives, nieces, and friends would really benefit from being around his energy. From our own personal experiences, there were plenty of times we saw the ladies deliver food to Nithyananda's private quarters and stay there for hours. During those moments, the only thoughts that entered our minds were that Nithyananda was giving extra attention to that woman and that she was very fortunate to receive his undivided blessings. OK, we were fools, and many of you reading these words, also fell short.

So, regardless of whether these women testify or not, we need to embrace them as our sisters or as or daughters, and help them heal. They need to know that at least within the realms of the immediate families and greater family of those once trapped within Nithyananda's cult, that they are loved, respected, worshipped, honored, and forgiven as they suffered through our faults. We need to see these women for the beauty that they are not for the dirt that has been dished upon them. After seeing all of the romping’s on YouTube, yes, it is easy to dismiss the fact that these victims are human beings with real feelings, with real concerns, with real lives, who yearn to have a sense of normalcy and perhaps even a future in their now tainted lives. Becoming sensitive to the human side, remembering that these are human beings, and carrying that within your heart for the remainder of your life will do so much more to heal than any conviction of Nithyananda.

So, please, readers, we beg you to do exactly this. These women will need lots of space and time. Outwardly expressions of pity and restrictions will only make things worse. Please don't let the ego, which is so eager to show others that there's an 'understanding', smother the space of someone who is trying to go forward and cope. True love will understand and silently embrace. Compassion knows no words or restrictions. But, don't worry, there will be plenty of opportunities to let others know that you stand on the side of your sister, daughter, or wife. That is the time that your head needs to be raised and voice counted to silence those who are ready to shame via whispers or rejection.

Yes, we would be delighted if at least one woman came forward and would testify against Nithyananda. That would help bring an end to these crimes and ensure that no one else will suffer the fate that many of us have suffered. Just the same, our goals and objectives should not come at the expense of the victim's dignity, integrity, and respect. These ladies were already used once. They should not be used twice, no matter how noble the cause seemed at either time. Therefore, all victims of Nithyananda's cult and fraud should take a vow that any woman who is brave enough to come forward and stop these horrible crimes is a hero beyond our own means. The courage and determination to serve humanity and risk the humiliation of a society jaded by sensationalism and instant visuals goes beyond the imaginations that described the epic heroics in terms of the battles of dharma (righteousness) and adharma (unrighteousness). So, look, guys, you better fall at the feet of any lady who is clearly braver and has much more to lose than you will comprehend in your life time. And, fall at her feet, you must. If this lady is your wife, you need to serve her as the protector of humanity and always realize that she did something that you would never be capable of doing. If this lady is your daughter or sister, you need to hold her so high in your hearts and minds that she will never be let down again. And, for you Indian guys, if she is still single, you better make sure that only the best hearted, qualified, and capable male suitors are lined up a mile deep for her to select one that will serve her sincerely for the rest of his life. She has embodied dharma (righteousness) and should be regarded as the Divine Mother herself. No second best suitors for Divinity, please.

Well, these words are nice, but they are not going to do the job alone. We would like to ask the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) to ensure a framework be put into place that will allow these victims to come forward to testify safely and with dignity. Assurances are needed that these women will not become a new victim to the ills of society. Please don't just see these women as just 'informants' or 'witnesses' that will help piece together the crimes. Instead, look at them with compassion that you would have to your own sister, your own mother, to your own daughter, or to your own wife. Find a way to allow them to tell their story but still be protected. For instance, is there a way that a victim’s identity can remain anonymous? That her name will not be in the press? That her face will not be broadcasted on television or the internet? Is there a way to ensure the dignity, privacy, and respect, so that the victim's story not her life will be disclosed? Can there be real penalties that will be levied against those who violate these terms including the smear tactics that Nithyananda's loyal cult members have exercised?

Getting a conviction against Nithyananda will help bring closure to a lot of pain that many of us have experienced. But, getting closure should be done in a way that does not create new victims from the old victims. Those who have experienced Nithyananda's pain have to ban together to ensure that any witness who testifies will be honored, cherished, and respected for the great deed that she has done. The authorities will need to create a framework to allow for system to thrive, and the media will need to show restraint in reporting the story without breaking the soul. We wish we had the answers, but at least we have an idea where to start.

For our readers that did not have to endure the pain of Nithyananda's crimes, we apologize for the personal blog post and perhaps the preachy undertones. Please just see this as a window through our thoughts, pain, and conviction.  And, if you have the compassion, please help us in our cause.

Special thanks to the person who sent us a two unpublished comments that helped sharpen our sensitivity to this matter.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 123: One Hundred and twenty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 145: One hundred and forty-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda's Outfits Come Out of the Closet; Fraud-God in Drag

No Skeletons Found in Nithyananda's Closet; Just Ladies Outfits
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing today?  Rrrrrrrabu.  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're not too happy.  What is it now, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Oh, we see, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, don't have a thing to wear.  Since you've been a fugitive, you've just keep wearing the same old outfit.  No more space suits, no more Michael Jackson extra outfits, no more Osho-me-too-zoot-suits, no more Sgt. Peppers, no more Star Trek, no more Spring attire from fashion show run way crossed with samba dancers attire, no more.  no more.  Just back to basics.  But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we thought that real, genuine sanyasis (renunciant monks) just keep three sets of saffron cloth plus perhaps some undies, and that's all you need.  Is this true, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  We know that being an 'enlightened' healing master that none of the rules applied to you, so we didn't expect much from a dress code.  But, you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you want to aim for your comeback, you might try to look a little simple and not like a show case for an Indian version of a Liberace wedding.

But, don't worry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, as soon as your goons grease the right palms, you'll be right back in that famous penthouse suite in Bidadi and you'll have access to all of your wardrobe once again.  What's this, Sri Nithyananda?  Another article from the Deccan Herald.  Those guys must love you, shall we take a look?:

Criminal Investigation Department (CID) Digs into Swami’s Fund Sources

Oh my gosh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look! The Criminal Investigation Department (CID) took at least 120 saffron robes and other outfits including several ladies' outfits, dresses, and sarees. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you save those for your room service ladies or were they souvenirs that they left behind? The Deccan Herald didn't go into much detail, but now we have a glimpse that perhaps when sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda asserted that Dhyanapeetam was a very transparent organization, now we begin to see. Perhaps we're beginning to see all right... see through it all. That is quite a revealing revelation about you and your wardrobe, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Wow, 120 outfits. Why simple math that means that you can wear one a day, every day, for a whole season, and still not have to do a single load of laundry. We guess that bachelor living style is something that just doesn't go away after wandering all of those, ah, zero years, in the Himalayas.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, with over 120 outfits, this puts you in the same league as Imelda Marcos. Shall we now call you Nithymeldananda? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the police said that you had a ton of accessories. We bet they were all 24(K) gold, were they not? What were these accessories? Oh, we see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, there were female jewellery like earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and belly-button (navel)rings. Were these all for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why of course, we forgot about your special Devi Darshan, you know, where you masquerade as the Divine Mother and parade in front of all your brainwashed followers to gauge exactly how brainwashed they really are (and perhaps to gauge which ones are physically aroused).  Sorry, to say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but you come off as a cheap imposter...in so many ways.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, yes, we now remember your antics at the last Life Bliss Engineering Program where you even wiggled a little. Sri Nithyananda, is that where you got that catty laugh of yours? Well the first time we heard that, we seriously thought that a chicken was stuck somewhere in the egg laying process. Then we realized that it was just you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

'Swami' Nithyananda, we would love to go on and roast you some more, but we already wrote about your old queen habits in this post:

Divinity Celebrates Swami Nithyananda's Jayanti (Birthday) with a Mirror Universe of Truth Website

So, we won't go over them again. Just that we were a lot shocked about how you might be luring in young men into the mix. We never saw anything like that happen in Los Angeles, but then again, we would never put anything past you. You sir, are very resourceful, but in all the wrong ways.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what else did the police take? Did they take your vanity mirror with all the little make-up lights? That special hair remover of yours, you know, how you got your legs to be so silky and smooth? 'Swami' Nithyananda, they better not have taken your curling iron. That would have been too much. Stop! Police brutality! Give back Swami his curling iron now!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 122: One Hundred and twenty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 144: One hundred and forty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud-man, Nithyananda, You are Busted!

'Swami' Nithyananda's Den of Fraud Gets Raided by the Police

Extra! Extra! Read all about it, The Deccan Herald does it again. Scoops the big bust in Nithyananda's Bidadi Ashram. It's jail time for Nithyananda and his henchmen.

Police from the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) raids Nithyananda ashram at Bidadi

Acting stealthily, the Karnataka Crime Investigation Department (CID) on Monday conducted raids at the Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam ashram of sex scandal-tainted self-proclaimed godman Nithyananda, now on the run, and searched the premises before seizing documents.

...Read the full story at the Deccan Herald.

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  Oh, samadhi (trance) this early?  We haven't even started.  The last few days have been quite a ride.  First your lifeblissfoundation.org site goes blinkty-blink.  And no sooner than the Deccan Herald wrote an article on it, poof!  it's back on line.  Just like magic.  Now, who suppose tipped off the Deccan Herald about such inconsistencies.  Hmmmm.  We better put our thinking caps on for that one.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, you won the shell game prize for that switcheroo.  But, you have another website that seems to be permanently boinked-out.  At least it will be in this state until you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, read this and yell at someone who still left in your ashrams, and who has the capabilities of restoring your web stuff.  So, the odds or at 50-50.  Anyway, we noticed that your yogam4you.org is not only down, but all the redirects that you had placed are incorrectly configured.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't the yogam4you.org your events webpage?  You know, where you will be next and what you will be doing?  Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we imagine that we know what you will be doing next.  That's easy.  Make more inane YouTube videos to try to convince anyone still left in your cult that you really are an 'enlightened' healing master that is able to make YouTube videos while under a vow of silence and seclusion.  That's a lot of talent that only an 'enlightened' healing master could accomplish.  But, where these video are coming from, is anyone's guess.  We imagine, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that you probably really don't want to let people know where you are now and where you will be, unless of course, jail life looks even more promising than fugitive life.  But, we need to tell you something, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  The alluring term of 'jail bait' does not exist inside jail.  So, don't think you're going to get any upgrades any time soon by going behind bars.  You better be content with what you have right now.  By the way, how is Bhaktananda?

But the next question, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is where will you be next?  Why it looks like your calendar is completely cleared except for those annoying dates in court.  Will you be going to those, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  We're sure that the television stations will produce the whole event into a YouTube video, so your video production team can take the day off and video tape some terrorist instead.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, no sooner than our regular contributor, Douglas McKellor came out and filed in two Indian states against you, then the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) was raiding your ashram.  As much as we would like to attribute this raid to his contributions, it was probably this interview with Lenin, remember him?, yes, him, that helped set off the fishing expedition.  Here let's watch that interview with Lenin, shall we?:

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that sounds pretty aggressive move on the part of the police.  But, it isn't all that bad, Sri Nithyananda.  You said yourself that you always wanted to get that front-page news.  Well, be careful what you wish for.

Anyway, back to that police raid.  It's reported that the police took one full day just in your ashram including your bedroom.  Now, that was brave of them.  Is nothing sacred anymore?  Maybe, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the police were just conducting a scavenger hunt.  (Note to readers, a scavenger hunt is game played by children in the U.S. to go out looking around the neighborhood or asking neighbors to for odd items such as a clothespin, and the first team that finds everything on the list, wins.)  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what items do you think were on their scavenger list?  Let's take a look:

• illegal forest products
• hidden 24(K) gold ingots
• stash of marijuana seeds
• human hair (must be found around the fire pit)
• red chili stems (must also be found around the fire pit)
• forged land documents
• DVD on the hot babes' guide to tantric yoga positions
• bogus accounting ledger that converts extortions and profits into donations
• guide on how to cover up a murder and make it look like an accident
• fake coroner's reports
• book about samadhi for success
• broken 'enlightenment' canes
• warm paper shredder with shards of bank statements
• lighters and gasoline (petrol) cans (must be found near burned buildings)
• lady's panties (must be found in Nithyananda's bedroom)
• brass knuckles
• partially 'converted' Deepak Chopra book
• bottle of happy samadhi pills
• video on how to look and act like a 'swami'
• Bermuda checking account
• Barron's Guide on how to ace the state lie detector examination
• DVD's on how to possess friends and influence spirits
• secret deal contract with Shri Shri
• donation receipts to judges' favorite Swiss charity trust
• fake "official" gold ceremony objects (for traveling out of the country, but not into the country)
• Five-year, framed certificate of participation from the Ramakrishna Mission during the years of 1995-2000.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, that was quite a list.  No wonder it took all day before there was a winner from that scavenger hunt.  It looks like your room, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't the only room the police searched.  It looks like the police were very interested in the dealings with your so-called Secretary T Dhanasekaran, alias 'Swami' Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Aiyya.  Did the police find any thing of interest in his bedroom too; you know, like inflatable love objects?  Just imagine, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if the police are able to link everything together, the new required 'Nithyananda' bracelets that your cult members will soon be sporting will look like this:

Updated Nithyananda Bracelets:
remember, cult members, only an 'enlightened' master holds the key

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't that some special quote from the Chief Minister (CM) of Karnataka, you know from the BJP party?  Lets see, he said that "emphatically that his government was not taking a soft stand on the Nithyananda controversy."   Say, isn't the CM from the Hindu party?  So, let's see if we have this straight, the Hindu Party says that you, self-proclaimed 'Paramahamsa' and keeper of Vedic traditions as a controversy and most likely a major liability in any upcoming election.  Wow, that means the Hindu Party completely disowns you, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  You've been excommunicated by politicians!  We don't even think that a 'thick envelope' can save you now.  Unlike you, Sri Nithyananda, who could never do the math, obviously the CM can.  He added it up and can see that being associated with Sleazyji (that's you) will end his political career faster than you wrecked your followers' careers and family ties.  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you really do have an impact.

And, what's this here, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  In the same day, the Deccan Herald posted another article about you.  But, this one didn't make the front page.  Sorry.  Let's take a look:

Nithyananda petition: HC Defers Hearing

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, this article has some damaging information about the medical records at the BGS Apollo Hospital.  Isn't that the hospital that you sent the murdered, ooops, we mean to say the accidental death of that Canadian in December 2008?  Well, according to those official hospital records, a person named Azhagan staying at the Bidadi Ashram tried to commit suicide.  Was this the person that swallowed all of the Nithya Sleeping Pills®?  Was that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda the only way someone could get a good night's sleep in your ashram?  Sri Nithyananda, we don't understand.  Since you are obviously an 'enlightened' healing master full of the most blissful energy that can be cultivated from dark tantra, then why would anyone want to try to attempt suicide in your ashram since it is the most Blissful Place On Earth™ ?  It just doesn't make sense.  Did someone have too much of your bliss?  Could someone not live up to the business objectives of your bliss and complete their blissful deliverables set against the impossible deadline?  Did someone receive one too many bliss-whacks from your blissful stick?  Or, did someone find out that his wife was receiving your special blissful energy late at night, just like in all of those videos we watched?  Well, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we are interested to know.

And, seems that the "complainant was also under threat, which is why the complaint was filed in Chennai and not Bidadi."  Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you sure do a good job of roughing people up just to try to shut them up.  Does that now make three (3) complaints against you, just in the state of Tamil Nadu?  And, looks like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and your legal team are quietly accepting that it really is you, in that video.  The article states that your petition "had not disputed the identity of the person revealed in the video clippings".  You're such a stud.  We know that you would come out of the closet now that every thing was laid out in the open.  Maybe too much was laid out in the open, but it is out.  Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we can't wait till you're not out in the open any more, but sitting nicely, indoors, in a secure prison cell.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 121: One Hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 143: One hundred and forty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.