Fraud-man, Nithyananda, You are Busted!

'Swami' Nithyananda's Den of Fraud Gets Raided by the Police

Extra! Extra! Read all about it, The Deccan Herald does it again. Scoops the big bust in Nithyananda's Bidadi Ashram. It's jail time for Nithyananda and his henchmen.

Police from the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) raids Nithyananda ashram at Bidadi

Acting stealthily, the Karnataka Crime Investigation Department (CID) on Monday conducted raids at the Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam ashram of sex scandal-tainted self-proclaimed godman Nithyananda, now on the run, and searched the premises before seizing documents.

...Read the full story at the Deccan Herald.

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  Oh, samadhi (trance) this early?  We haven't even started.  The last few days have been quite a ride.  First your lifeblissfoundation.org site goes blinkty-blink.  And no sooner than the Deccan Herald wrote an article on it, poof!  it's back on line.  Just like magic.  Now, who suppose tipped off the Deccan Herald about such inconsistencies.  Hmmmm.  We better put our thinking caps on for that one.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, you won the shell game prize for that switcheroo.  But, you have another website that seems to be permanently boinked-out.  At least it will be in this state until you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, read this and yell at someone who still left in your ashrams, and who has the capabilities of restoring your web stuff.  So, the odds or at 50-50.  Anyway, we noticed that your yogam4you.org is not only down, but all the redirects that you had placed are incorrectly configured.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't the yogam4you.org your events webpage?  You know, where you will be next and what you will be doing?  Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we imagine that we know what you will be doing next.  That's easy.  Make more inane YouTube videos to try to convince anyone still left in your cult that you really are an 'enlightened' healing master that is able to make YouTube videos while under a vow of silence and seclusion.  That's a lot of talent that only an 'enlightened' healing master could accomplish.  But, where these video are coming from, is anyone's guess.  We imagine, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that you probably really don't want to let people know where you are now and where you will be, unless of course, jail life looks even more promising than fugitive life.  But, we need to tell you something, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  The alluring term of 'jail bait' does not exist inside jail.  So, don't think you're going to get any upgrades any time soon by going behind bars.  You better be content with what you have right now.  By the way, how is Bhaktananda?

But the next question, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is where will you be next?  Why it looks like your calendar is completely cleared except for those annoying dates in court.  Will you be going to those, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  We're sure that the television stations will produce the whole event into a YouTube video, so your video production team can take the day off and video tape some terrorist instead.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, no sooner than our regular contributor, Douglas McKellor came out and filed in two Indian states against you, then the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) was raiding your ashram.  As much as we would like to attribute this raid to his contributions, it was probably this interview with Lenin, remember him?, yes, him, that helped set off the fishing expedition.  Here let's watch that interview with Lenin, shall we?:

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that sounds pretty aggressive move on the part of the police.  But, it isn't all that bad, Sri Nithyananda.  You said yourself that you always wanted to get that front-page news.  Well, be careful what you wish for.

Anyway, back to that police raid.  It's reported that the police took one full day just in your ashram including your bedroom.  Now, that was brave of them.  Is nothing sacred anymore?  Maybe, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the police were just conducting a scavenger hunt.  (Note to readers, a scavenger hunt is game played by children in the U.S. to go out looking around the neighborhood or asking neighbors to for odd items such as a clothespin, and the first team that finds everything on the list, wins.)  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what items do you think were on their scavenger list?  Let's take a look:

• illegal forest products
• hidden 24(K) gold ingots
• stash of marijuana seeds
• human hair (must be found around the fire pit)
• red chili stems (must also be found around the fire pit)
• forged land documents
• DVD on the hot babes' guide to tantric yoga positions
• bogus accounting ledger that converts extortions and profits into donations
• guide on how to cover up a murder and make it look like an accident
• fake coroner's reports
• book about samadhi for success
• broken 'enlightenment' canes
• warm paper shredder with shards of bank statements
• lighters and gasoline (petrol) cans (must be found near burned buildings)
• lady's panties (must be found in Nithyananda's bedroom)
• brass knuckles
• partially 'converted' Deepak Chopra book
• bottle of happy samadhi pills
• video on how to look and act like a 'swami'
• Bermuda checking account
• Barron's Guide on how to ace the state lie detector examination
• DVD's on how to possess friends and influence spirits
• secret deal contract with Shri Shri
• donation receipts to judges' favorite Swiss charity trust
• fake "official" gold ceremony objects (for traveling out of the country, but not into the country)
• Five-year, framed certificate of participation from the Ramakrishna Mission during the years of 1995-2000.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, that was quite a list.  No wonder it took all day before there was a winner from that scavenger hunt.  It looks like your room, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't the only room the police searched.  It looks like the police were very interested in the dealings with your so-called Secretary T Dhanasekaran, alias 'Swami' Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Aiyya.  Did the police find any thing of interest in his bedroom too; you know, like inflatable love objects?  Just imagine, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if the police are able to link everything together, the new required 'Nithyananda' bracelets that your cult members will soon be sporting will look like this:

Updated Nithyananda Bracelets:
remember, cult members, only an 'enlightened' master holds the key

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wasn't that some special quote from the Chief Minister (CM) of Karnataka, you know from the BJP party?  Lets see, he said that "emphatically that his government was not taking a soft stand on the Nithyananda controversy."   Say, isn't the CM from the Hindu party?  So, let's see if we have this straight, the Hindu Party says that you, self-proclaimed 'Paramahamsa' and keeper of Vedic traditions as a controversy and most likely a major liability in any upcoming election.  Wow, that means the Hindu Party completely disowns you, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  You've been excommunicated by politicians!  We don't even think that a 'thick envelope' can save you now.  Unlike you, Sri Nithyananda, who could never do the math, obviously the CM can.  He added it up and can see that being associated with Sleazyji (that's you) will end his political career faster than you wrecked your followers' careers and family ties.  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you really do have an impact.

And, what's this here, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  In the same day, the Deccan Herald posted another article about you.  But, this one didn't make the front page.  Sorry.  Let's take a look:

Nithyananda petition: HC Defers Hearing

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, this article has some damaging information about the medical records at the BGS Apollo Hospital.  Isn't that the hospital that you sent the murdered, ooops, we mean to say the accidental death of that Canadian in December 2008?  Well, according to those official hospital records, a person named Azhagan staying at the Bidadi Ashram tried to commit suicide.  Was this the person that swallowed all of the Nithya Sleeping Pills®?  Was that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda the only way someone could get a good night's sleep in your ashram?  Sri Nithyananda, we don't understand.  Since you are obviously an 'enlightened' healing master full of the most blissful energy that can be cultivated from dark tantra, then why would anyone want to try to attempt suicide in your ashram since it is the most Blissful Place On Earth™ ?  It just doesn't make sense.  Did someone have too much of your bliss?  Could someone not live up to the business objectives of your bliss and complete their blissful deliverables set against the impossible deadline?  Did someone receive one too many bliss-whacks from your blissful stick?  Or, did someone find out that his wife was receiving your special blissful energy late at night, just like in all of those videos we watched?  Well, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we are interested to know.

And, seems that the "complainant was also under threat, which is why the complaint was filed in Chennai and not Bidadi."  Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you sure do a good job of roughing people up just to try to shut them up.  Does that now make three (3) complaints against you, just in the state of Tamil Nadu?  And, looks like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and your legal team are quietly accepting that it really is you, in that video.  The article states that your petition "had not disputed the identity of the person revealed in the video clippings".  You're such a stud.  We know that you would come out of the closet now that every thing was laid out in the open.  Maybe too much was laid out in the open, but it is out.  Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we can't wait till you're not out in the open any more, but sitting nicely, indoors, in a secure prison cell.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 121: One Hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 143: One hundred and forty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

New Legal Complaints Filed Against Nithyananda's Fraud - CIDs in Chennai & Bangalore

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Piles Up the Criminal Complaints and Charges for Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember one of your ashramites who you angled to get his home and you treated like a used tissue even especially when he went through his divorce? Which one!?! How silly of us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We should have figured that there would be almost as many people you screwed over as the number of room service ladies you've, well, ah, serviced. Anyway, that guy who you used to call Sri Nithya Prabha, obviously doesn't think much about your brand of enlightenment. In fact he thinks that cow dung serves a better purpose in society than anything thing that you've rolled out (and smeared over). So, our loyal reader and frequent contributor to this blog, under his real name of Douglas McKellor, filed criminal complaints or criminal charges against you, Sri Nithyananda, with the California State Attorney General. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that the California Attorney General, Edmund G. Brown Jr., is running for Governor? So investigating you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and all your fraud just might give Jerry Brown a nice high-profile case that involves dharma (righteousness) vs. adharma (evil). 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, don't you just love an election year?

Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we know that this is already old news, almost two weeks to be exact. But we heard from Douglas that the Attorney General Office has contacted him and Jerry Brown's lawyers seem very interested not only in you, but the sixty (60) odd names (some of them were very odd) that included ashramites of past and present, big time donors, marketing specialists also known as acharyas (teachers), enthusiastic volunteers, and city coordinators. Yes, he didn't forget your Nithya Franchise Feeders, or are they suckers?  Never mind. Regardless, they are in cahoots and in your bed too. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, maybe that was a poor choice of words considering recent allegations.

But, it doesn't stop there, Sri Nithyananda. Douglas went ahead and filed additional criminal complaints against you and your fraudulent cult with the Criminal Investigation Departments (CID) in the state of Karnataka. Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry) already confirmed that he received Douglas' official notarized complaints. Since Douglas met you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and participated in your sponsored pay-for-use programs such as your first Himalaya tour in 2004, where you acted as the tour guide, and your Ananda Tapas (a.k.a. get-burned-in-so-many-ways) program in 2007, that means that all the crimes that you committed are valid in the State of Karnataka. What luck. So, this complaint cannot be ignored. Sorry.

And, wait, there's more. Douglas is willing to travel to India just to meet you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, at your trial of course. He can't wait to relive old times together like how you used human hair in the fire ritual and then made everyone declare to everyone else how they really were enlightened, and how you pitted him against his wife and dangled sanyasi (monk) initiation in front of his wife, and then put him on the spot in public for him to say either 'yes' to her becoming a sanyasi (monk) or 'no' and really getting her upset. Do you remember that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why you did a great job of breaking up that marriage, but you were a bit slow at it. It took years to undo. Now, if you really were an 'enlightened' compassionate master, we bet that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda could have broken up that marriage in just a matter of weeks. The fact that all of your tricks and siddhis (esoteric powers) took years to erode their marriage already gave hints that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were not really 'enlightened' after all.

And, during this trial, Douglas said that he cannot wait to read some of the passages in your book "Swamiji as We Know Him". Do you remember that book, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Yes, that was the book that you printed, without permission, all your early devotees' emails, and then you made those emails a part of your blatant marketing strategy for others to fall into your cult trap. Some of those emails are just down right scary and mentioned how spouses started to snap their fingers uncontrollably and shake with your so-called energy. What was that 'energy'? Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, explain in the court? And, since these were emails were written to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and then later published as a book in which you were credited as being the author (we see a pattern here), then there is no way that you can deny that this was not your energy? Your tantric energy? Your evil energy? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, your own ego, marketing, and desire to build a legacy will be used against you in any court of law. You, Sri Nithyananda, will pay.

But, wait, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's more! Since Douglas' wife went on some trip with you to Thiruvannamalai in the State of Tamil Nadu, he thought that it would be only appropriate to send some certified and notarized criminal complaints against you in that state too. And, according to his FedEx tracker, those official documents have already arrived over 24 hours ago. Douglas thinks that his then wife would probably not have followed you there if she knew that truth about all your made up wanderings, never been enlightened, phony birth date, and so on and on and on... So, guess what, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Your legacy has followed you... right into the legal system. Yes, your legacy of fraud. Now it's time to pay the piper. Is that the same piper, you 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed as you lured all those ladies into performing room service? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we don't think so either. But, gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that only makes you wanted in three states. A real, full-fledged outlaw, like Jesse James, would be wanted in seven states or more. You are just wanted in three states. That doesn't make your legacy all that great. But, don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we'll show our readers how to file in additional states and counties, so by the time we're through, you will be wanted in 20 states or maybe even more. Now, that would be very fitting to your legacy.

Since your empire, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is now imploding, we think that this would be a good time to encourage all those that are leaving to file a criminal complaint against you. We heard that there are a lot of former followers who are jumping ship. We think that's great, but we question their motives. Are they jumping ship to recover their assets? Are they jumping ship to cover their assets? Are they jumping ship so they and their assets wouldn't be thrown in jail? Or, are they jumping ship because they now realize that what you, 'Swami' Nithyananda have done is pure fraud, that you hurt so many people, and that you need to be stopped?

What better way for all those that bank rolled your fraud and invested dollars to the Nth degree (for whatever business return you, Sri Nithyananda, promised them) to show that they are clean and have no further investments in either you or your cult than to make a criminal complaint or press criminal charges. For instance, even though Maheshwara, Kaivalya, and the Swabav's gave you, Sri Nithyananda, serious amounts of money, we will know that their motives are pure if they filed criminal complaints against you. Then we will know that they want to do the right thing and undo the harm they caused, not just try to get their 'investment' or 'good name' back.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we are also very interested to see what Mr. Ram Ramanathan of Singapore does. Do you remember how he 'fitted' all of your stories into a time line? And, Sri Nithyananda, we have actually seen that email that he sent that requested trusted translators to re-write other Master's works, mix them up, add a few jokes, and then sprinkle in your trade brainwashing lines. Wow, instant 500 books, in your name. Now, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you just claim 200 books in your name. We think, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that it is 200 books in vain. Plagiarism is no sign of a Paramahamsa. And, we want Mr. Ram Ramanathan to come clean and expose you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We feel that he must name all the sources that you so conveniently borrowed just to get rich and build your empire. Otherwise, he is just as guilty as you and deservers a bit of time in prison to think about what he did. So, Sri Nithyananda, we look forward to Mr. Ram Ramanathan's criminal complaint against you.

Sri Nithyananda, same thing with the recent bunch of ashramites who defected. For all the pimping that Sahajananda did, as in being one who followed Bhaktananda's example on how to contact the desired devotees for your personal room service, we will know that Sahajananda really has come clean when he files criminal complaints against you, Sri Nithyananda. Likewise for Sevakananda (Ma Gopika's 'divorced' husband). Since Sevakananda had all that experience in accounting and brokering all those backdoor deals in a previous business life, we know that he was your man for doing that great accounting shell game of moving money around until it's well hidden and converted as yet another 'donated' 24(K) gold throne. Why, if he filed a criminal complaint against you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we might even forgive him for marketing those $20 dollar mercury Shiva Lingams for $500.00 saying that these were made from your energy, etc. Same with Ma and Sri Jyotir. We're glad that they are finally running away from you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. But weren't they the ones that made sure that all those room service ladies signed the 'disclosure' form and made sure that they were nicely filed and ready to be retrieved in case something came up? Unless we see that they now see you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda as a criminal worth prosecuting, then we might think that the lessons haven't been fully learned. And, lastly our defection of Paramananda, well, he knows what he did wrong. And, he alone knows what needs to be done to undo his crimes. We wish him luck in doing the right thing.

In case you, 'Swami' Nithyananda haven't guessed, we're in the end game. And, right now, there's no middle ground as far as we're concerned. Either someone is in favor of brining you to justice and filing criminal complaints or charges against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, or someone is supporting you directly or indirectly your fraud and your crimes. There's no middle ground. The Truth is out, and people now need to act. It's put up or shut up time. And, we think it is high time that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda get shut up in some prison for a long, long, time.

In making all these criminal complaints against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we just wanted to make sure all our readers know just how easy it is to file. It really is so easy to do the right thing and to undo all the wrongs that someone might have contributed toward your empire of fraud. So, we have these simple tips for our loyal readers and recent defectors:

1. Direct and Indirect Victims
Our readers don't have to be the direct victim in order to file a criminal complaint. If our readers traveled to Nithyananda's ashram and met Nithyananda and felt that they were directly swindled by his fraud, that's great. But, if you lost a love one, or experienced the hurt from a loved one that Nithyananda cheated, and this person traveled to Nithyananda's ashram in India, then you are still a victim. Yes, you are eligible to at least file a legal complaint. This is especially true for spouses who are bound together in a legal and financial union. One spouse's fraud is the other spouse's fraud. Very simple. So, file away.

2. Offending Religious Sentiment
Offending religious sentiment. Wow, there's a low bar if we ever saw it. If you think someone donning the holy saffron cloth of a monk shouldn't be groping curvy actresses... and, if you perceive Nithyananda's rompings not as a tantric act of spiritual 'purification' but just blatant sex... and, if you see Nithyananda's drooling embraces on the same level as someone taking advantage of a weaker mind, much in the same reasoning that psychiatrists are banned from having sex with their patients or teachers are banned from having sex with their so-called consenting students, then file a criminal complaint of offending religious sentiment. After all, it is your sentiment. And, if this pervert (Nithyananda) offended it, you have no one else to blame but your self for not speaking up. So, file away. What do you have to lose?

3. Honesty & Integrity
When you do file, be brave and give your real name and correct contact information. We all know that Nithyananda is in big trouble for not being so honest about his public resume, so we encourage you not to follow his example. Try something that Nithyananda was never able to do, stand on the merits of being honest and truthful.

4. Details & Notaries
Include as much details of when, where, who, what, and even why. This helps make your document nice and strong. Write only the truth, and be sure to sign it. Blue ink always stands out. Invest in $5.00 to $10.00 and get the document officially notarized under oath of being true. This makes your statement a legally binding document. Public notaries are everywhere, and are often additional services offered at copy centers. Make a copy. And, then send away.

There, Sri Nithyananda, if done quickly, in less than two hours of our readers' time, someone can bring a new criminal complaint against you. No big effort, but a big step for dharma.

Here's the information again:

Report A Fraud-god
Karnataka:
Contact: Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry)
Int'l Tel: 011 91 94-808-00123
Int'l Fax: 011 91 80-223-81894
In India Tel: 9480800123
In India Fax: 080-22381894
Mail Address: Carlton House, Palace Road, Bangalore – 560 001

Tamil Nadu:
Website: Criminal Branch, Criminal Investigation Department of Tamil Nadu (CBCID)
At this website, all the contact information to make a criminal complaint and press charges against 'Swami' Nithyananda are right there: email addresses, phone numbers, and mail addresses, etc.  Be mail a signed original, preferably notarized, to them, just to make it nice and legal.

Good luck, everybody, in filing your criminal complaints against you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Don't forget, more the merrier.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 121: One Hundred and twenty-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 143: One hundred and forty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Banglore Police's CID Gives Nithyananda's Fraud a C.O.D. (Cash on Delivery) Payment

Calling 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda on His Fraud, Simple as 1-2-3
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you? Oh, we see you still have your thick gothic make up on and doing some more psycho-babble that contradicts anything and everything. Is that your siddhis (black magic) or some really good stuff that you scored, you know, up from the mountains. Hey 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you know what day it is? Why it is April 2, of course. This is the three-year anniversary that you were denied entry, with prejudice, to America in 2007 as you tried to sneak in unnoticed from Canada. We bet that seemed like the good 'ol days in comparison.

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, even though you are under a vow of silence and you resigned from all of your foundations, you, being an 'enlightened' healing master, sure do put out a lot of new videos. We don't know how you do it. Maybe you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, really are enlightened after all. Do you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, think that these can be used as evidence against you? We think that they just might come in handy for your big day in court.

Speaking of your big day of court, which you seemed to have gone missing, we imagine that you would love to hear from all of your dear devotees that you managed to separate their cash from them, wreck their lives, cause divorces, ruined careers, etc. So, we just want to highlight the offer from the Karnataka Police, Crime Investigation Department (CID). It seems that the Superintendent of police (CID-special Inquiry), KN Yogappa, would really like to hear any stories of fraud that involved you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and any of your cult lackeys, oh, we meant to say Swamis. These stories do not need to be direct experiences, Sri Nithyananda. If someone had a spouse or family member who went to your ashram in Bidadi and then came back all crazy such as talking in tongues, wanting to kill themselves, threatening to divorce, and wanting to donate everything to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, then the Superintendent of Police would like to hear these stories.  These stories might even build on your living legend, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Your legend in the Indian Penal system, of course.

In fact, we called Mr. KN Yogappa ourselves and found him to be very professional and friendly. The type of police officer that really cares about people and wants to protect them against fraud and wrecking their lives.  You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, someone who is both sincere and honest.  Oh, we're sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We forgot that all you know is people like Bhaktananda, Sachitananda, Sadhananda, Medhananda, etc.  Well, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Sri KN Yogappa is just the opposite of those people.  He's a man of his word.

So, if all you devotees have a bit of time and a story to share that happened in Nithyananda's ashram in Bidadi, please contact the following:

Report A Fraud-god:
Contact: Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry)
Int'l Tel: 011 91 94-808-00123
Int'l Fax: 011 91 80-223-81894
In India Tel: 9480800123
In India Fax: 080-22381894
Mail Address: Carlton House, Palace Road, Bangalore – 560 001

Important: Please be willing to give your real name (for the record) and contact information. This is the only way that Nithyananda and his cult can be brought to justice for all the fraud and crimes they committed.  

Remember, Indian time is 12.5 hours ahead of Pacific Time, so if it is 8:00 PM in California, it will be 8:30 AM in Bangalore. The police office is open on Saturdays, so tonight might be just perfect to tell your story. Loyal readers, if you are afraid of the long distance charges, there's lots of great calling cards like Mother India that will allow you to expose the crimes and fraud of Nithyananda for only two cents per minute. We think that's the best 'enlightenment' investment someone can make! But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, our 'enlightenment' is like bolt of 'in-lightning-ment' straight down in your muladhara region. Sri Nithyananda, are you there? Sri Nithyananda? Oh, samadhi again. 'Swami' Nithyananda, seems to have last his sense of humor lately.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 117: One Hundred and seventeen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 139: One hundred and thirty-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Two New Nithyananda Videos Exposes the Fraud-Man Even More, Oooops.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets Remembered in YouTube - Eternal Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, there's sure a lot we need to write about, and we'll be sure to get your latest videos and defections all the limelight they deserve. But, since YouTube is so famous these days, no thanks to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, or maybe partial thanks to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Regardless, we thought we would highlight two new videos. Oh, dratz, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can hear our readers groaning at the very thought of just having to listen to your squealy voice contradict anything and everything in hopes of staying a live. No, no, we'll post those survivor videos later. But, for now, these two videos are all about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We knew you would approve at least of the subject. But, these videos have great fun at your expense and dispense Truths (about you lies, cult, fraud, crimes, brainwashing, greed, lust, murder, etc.) at the same time. Unlike your videos, 'Swami' Nithyananda, which are great for insomniacs and for children who don't want to go to school and grow up to be something productive in society. Yes, there's a niche for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

Anyway, here's the videos we were talking about:








Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 116: One Hundred and sixteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 138: One hundred and thirty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Needs Breath Mints After Eating His Fraud

GruruSwamiG Blasts 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for His 'Sincere' Smirk Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  "Rrrrrrrrrrraf."  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're doing rough.  OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're beginning to understand your grunts.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you remember GuruSwamiG?  Of course you do, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We featured her videos on our blog just a week ago.  Yes, we know, it is all about you, Sri Nithyananda.  We know that this world is all about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Let's watch her again, shall we?:

GruruSwamiG on Nithyananda's Fraudulent Resignation Part I


GruruSwamiG on Nithyananda's Fraudulent Resignation Part II


Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like GruruSwamiG's Truth cuts through your pile of so-called sincerity like knife through butter.  Let's recap that last part of the second video, shall we?

"All I can say to Nithyananda, shame on you! I went one time to see you and told you what you are giving is dangerous and you pooh-poohed it. OK.  OK, well, the universe is showing you for what you are. And, I thank the universe for putting it out there exactly what it is. And, thank you (Nithyananda) for giving that most insincere speech about leaving and how spiritual and holy you still think you are, and how you are stepping down for the "good of the community". No, you are stepping down to save your own hide.

Please (Nithyananda) stop playing games with people. And, more importantly, Nithyananda, stop playing games with yourself.  Be honest.  Because the first, three pointings to this path is honesty, integrity, and transparency.  Until you (Nithyananda) are honest with yourself, you won't be honest with anyone else.  OK?

So, have the integrity now, to turn yourself into the police rather running and hiding. And, be transparent with the actions that you have done. Don't try to make a spin on it and say that it didn't happen. Don't abuse these women (room service ladies) any longer. Don't abuse them any longer. Give them back some sort of self-respect that you have taken away from them.

And (Nithyananda) take off the saffron clothing. Be what you are. Not as what you would like to believe you are, because you are not that."

Wow, we couldn't have said it better.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are you happy with this?  You seem to have a big grin on your face, but the rest of you looks a little out of place.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that sure is a big grin on your face.  Have you been eating well?  We hope so, because, you are what you eat.  And, what does fraud taste like?  Does it leave a good taste in your mouth? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to break you the news, but you really need to do something about that breath of yours.  Can we offer you some breath mints?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 114: One Hundred and forteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 136: One hundred and thirty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Fraud-Man, Nithyananda Plays Dead & Resigns - Hints to Rise Again

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Goes Into Spiritual Hiding - Resigns; Let's His Band of Criminals Continue; Aims for a Comeback
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  We just heard you break your vow of silence.  But, that doesn't surprise us seeing how you broken just about every vow possible that relates to integrity and Dharma (righteousness).  Let's watch you say that again:



We get it now. You're playing possum which means to fake being dead, while you let all your trusted criminals still hang on to all the loot your plundered... and then when the heat is off, then you can resurface again.

Just like Nithyananda 'playing possum' from his own vices.

So, who are these jokers, that will continue the Trust?  The only signatures on the so-called Trust for the Dhyanapeetam land is you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and that scraggily little hermit crab without its shell, 'Swami' Saddhananda (who also seems to be in hiding) and his wife, Jamuna.  That doesn't seem to be a very trusted Trust.  Does that make your film actress room service lady, Miss Trust?  Perhaps you'll give it over to the very loyal protectors of you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the body guards of Truth, such as Swami Bhaktananda and sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda, who promised us all kinds of information, like the report on the murdered Canadian that has not yet been posted on your website.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you might as well give your so-called legacy to the Mafia.  At least that would be upfront.

And you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said that you:

"...met some of the leading Acharyas of Hindu Dharma at Hardwar. 

I had also undertaken that I would act entirely in accordance with their counsel."

Hey, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We though it was very clear that they, (these people you said you met) threw you out.  Did you cloak Rajiv Malhotra in some saffron?  Well, the reason we ask is that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your so-called swamis seem to slip in and out of saffron like an hourly striptease show.  Yes, we still remember those videos, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  So, you, Sri Nithyananda, act as if this was some meeting of equals, of other like-minded holy saints.  Well, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you wanted to meet other like-minded peers, you should have hanged out at the water front, the gold shops, Madoff scammers, sing-sing, and of course the likes of Osho, Shri Shri, and Bhagavan Kalki.  These are your peers, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We don't think that your peers would be hanging out with the saints at Kumbh Mela.

Boy, this scandal thing has really roughed you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, up. Why, you don't even have those room service ladies to straighten your mala (rosary). Were you actually using your mala (rosary) for japa (prayers), not just for show? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you have a lot to pray for. We can hear it now... "Oh, God, please forgive me and let me keep my ten 24(K) gold thrones and my harem of room service yoga chicks. I promise only to brainwash people using Osho techniques and not to use many ghosts as I have used in the past."

And then, Sri Nithyananda, you say:

"I have decided to live a life of Spiritual seclusion, for some indefinite time."

Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we agree that you should go into a prolonged period of seclusion. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we still disagree on where you should have this seclusion. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, probably think that you should be secluded in some little penthouse complete with room service (you know which type) and a remote control to channel surf all of those stations.  But, we think your seclusion should be in solitaire confinement in some penitentiary.  Then, we know the world would be at least safe from you.  Perhaps there will be an opening in Guantanamo Bay.  And, why you're in seclusion, who will get to sit on all of your 24(K) golden thrones? They probably need to be scrubbed down first. No telling what yecky stuff has dripped off your saffron robes on to these chairs.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sorry, your band of merry men are not exactly worthy of being trusted. These are the partners in your crimes too. We think that all your inner-circle thugs deserve the same scrutiny that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and after the authorities has investigated them, then the guilty ones (we think that will be a lot of them) should join you in a life behind bars, since it looks like they were joining you when you were 'the life at bar', or where every you did your sleazy romping.

'Swami' Nithyananda, do you think they can dedicated one wing of the prison to as a family wing to house all of your inmates? Sri Nithyananda, are you there? Oh, drats. Samadhi (trance) again. OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we seen you go into samadhi (trance) again, but this time, don't do anything naughty. We have our video camera rolling.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we need to ask some questions to to make sure this is not some charade to sidetrack the investigations and public outcry: 

One: Why was there no apology for all the inappropriate behavior and shame that you have given to Sanatan Dharma, Hinduism, and Vedic Culture?  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda looked about as sincere and remorseful as a grinning crocodile with a leg still stuck in his mouth.

Two: Specifically, which Trusts and Organizations have you resigned?  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have more so-called nonprofit organizations than you have room service ladies, well maybe not that many, but quite a few.  So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you are sincere, which we know you are not, would you mind naming all of these organizations that you are now resigning?  Yes, see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think that you will say "this not that" when it comes time to scooping up money and making your calculated comeback.  So, we just want you, Sri Nithyananda to be honest, maybe just for once.

Three: Where is this 'letter of resignation'?  Why isn't it on your website, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  Until it becomes a legal document that is visible for the public to see, this just might be one more of your not-so-famed stories like your wandering, your enlightenment, and your Paramahamsa title.  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we'll just regard this as one more of your antics until we have seen that letter, signed and dated by you.

Four: Supposing that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda,  actually did submit a letter of resignation, who is this letter addressed to?  Who is the Trustees that the letter was addressed?  Did they accept your so-called resignation?  If they later secretly reject your letter of resignation, does that mean you get to keep your 24(K) golden empire built on your financial scams, your slavery scams, and the murder of a Canadian citizen?  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we need to see that letter to.  Accepted and acknowledged, that your mistrusted trusted Trust actually accepted your resignation and that there is no chance of a loophole to wiggle out.  Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the only loophole you're qualified for involves a noose and a little stage.  You do like to be on center stage, correct?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 113: One Hundred and thirteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 135: One hundred and thirty-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Save the Purity of Fraud in Nithyananda's Cult - Sign the Petition

Signatures Needed to Help Counter the Online Attacks (like from this Blog) Against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & His Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing?  Rrrababoo.  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you haven't been with a room service lady for over two weeks now, and you're going through withdrawals.  Yes, yes, that would make someone grumpy.

Well, there's good news for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  There's an online petition to:

Stop the Defamation of Paramahamsa Nithyananda

We noted that your goal was to reach 100,000 signatures to prove that being a sex fiend doesn't necessary preclude someone from defrauding others through spirituality.  Yes, being sex offender and dark tantric master can go hand-and-hand.  (Ah, just the same, Sri Nithyananda, not so close there; you don't need to touch us.  Thank you.)  So far your petition site has been up for almost two weeks, and you already have 592 signatures!  Wow, there's 592 people still willing to stand up and display their name online to show the world that they are strongly behind a pervert.  Well, maybe not too strongly behind, but they are there, nonetheless.

Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we were a little concerned.  If you goal is to reach 100,000 signatures, and you're barely getting 300 a week, let's see that will take you, 'Swami' Nithyananda about six and a half years.  (100,000 / 300 = 6.4 years).    Gee, Sri Nithyananda, we don't know if that petition website will still be up before you get those signatures.  Do you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, still have plans to build a big 10,000-seat stadium in your ashram?  Well, reason we ask is that it might be a little hard to fill it up at this rate.  Hey, we have an idea.  Why don't you order some 9,900 life-size dolls that you can quickly install around the stadium to make it look like you have that many supporters?  Hmmm, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what do you think we can use and where can you obtain all those life-size dolls?  Perhaps you can get some ideas from your pay-for-view television?

OK, why you're thinking about that, we just want to say that we really do like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and we really do want to help reach that goal of 100,000 signatures.  Honest.  So, to help you, we're going to encourage all of our readers to go to your site and sign the petition.  The best thing is that our readers don't have to sign with their real names.  Any name will do.  So, for all of our readers who secretly would love to have a Nithyananda name but don't want to have the hassle of changing it legally, now is the time for them to act.  Simply, they just need to sign the petition using any name they like, and voila, they're done.

Just think of the possibilities, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Our readers could become 'Ananda Pornstar', 'Nithya Psychopath', 'Ananda Hooker', oh, that one is already taken.  Well, they can use just about any name that will remind them of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  And, then, the best thing of all, 'Swami' Nithyananda, our readers can then leave a comment about how much you mean to them and how you, Sri Nithyananda, transformed their lives.  Touching. And, for those that really like to have a little extra exposure, our readers can upload a picture of themselves or anything that reflects their love for you.

Why look, here's a perfect example of one of your supporters from our blog now, Sri Nithyananda.  This petitioner is comment 588, but maybe he won't last that long, but we appreciate the effort.  Anyway, here is the comment:

Nithya Cockroach, California
All my brothers and sisters, 1000's of them, we all love Paramahamsa Nithyananda because he drops all kinds of food in his private room when he is alone with those curvy room service ladies. We always eat so well. Thanks! And, we can lay our eggs everywhere, just like the master does. So, please continue to support Nithyananda, because if he can no longer go back to the United States, our food supply is doomed.

"Nithyananda simply transformed me!"

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that's very touching. That deserves a six-legged clap, much unlike the case of clap you have right now, don't you agree?  And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you really drop a lot of crumbs when you, know, are alone in your private quarters with your room service ladies? That sounds kind of kinky.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 111: One Hundred and eleven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 133: One hundred and thirty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.