Nithyananda Fakes He Didn't Know - Total Fraud; Tried to Murder Lenin, Then Buy Him Out

Phoney Baloney!  Self-Proclaimed Fraud-man, Nithyananda; Caught on the Phone Begging to Buy Lennin After Cult Tried to Murder Him
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, look at you? You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look like something that cat wouldn't even drag in. And when was the last time you, 'Swami' Nithyananda bathed? Oh, yes, that was several days ago. Boy, are we sure glad we weren't downstream in the river when you 'released it all'. Don't worry there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you'll get another chance to be in the river again. Very soon, the authorities will be sending you up the river. That's a good place for you and your senior cult members. But, then again, that means we'll be 'down the river' from you, and that gets a bit messy. Oh, well, it's a trade off.

But really there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really want you to start looking good again. We mean there's no way we'll be able to see you in great videos like the one rumored about you doing some birthday suit dance with yet another film actress. [OneIndia]. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure do now how to party. Right now, we'll just take it as a rumor. But, as you are now, Sri Nithyananda, not even the house special, Ma Gopika, will want to come near you. You'll be on your own.  In solitude.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what's this here? Why it looks like the English transcript of that fraud phone conversation you had with your former driver, Lenin. Let's watch together:



Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you sure sounded desperate. It looks like you were willing to give Lenin everything, money, fame, power, and probably even a hot yoga chick if he promised not to tell. We know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, respond to these things, so it makes sense that you offered them to Lenin. And, sorry to say that you 'Swami' Nithyananda, clearly knew that if these videos surfaced on YouTube that it would be the end of your 'experiments' and dream-like 'samadhi' (trance) and that stream of hot room service ladies you had coming into your private quarters. Boy, this sure blows some big holes in your 'conspiracy' theory. Wow, did sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda was really surprised by all of this conspricacy and suddenness? As he said? Sounds like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your PR spokes person haven't been transparent like all those ghosts you capture with your red hot chili fire rituals in the graveyard.

By the way, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda promised all kinds of things to be up on your website, you know, things like the death reports of the Canadian that died under 'mysterious' conditions. You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but nothing happening with all those promises of transparency... in fact, things are disappearing from your website like those claims that your caught-with-your-pants-down videos were due to graphics and morphing. So is this more cover up? But really, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really wished you covered up a little bit more and showed us a little less. Anyway, there's a nice little YouTube video that showed the world that it really was you and that hot married film actress in bed together and that there was no morphing. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can watch it here on YouTube:

Nithyananda 's Lie Exposed - VIDEO PROVED LEGIT

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you really try to murder Lenin Karuppan in Salem? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that would make two murders and then two murder cover ups for you to be charged with. That would be even more fraud on top of all the other fraud. We think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda would be extra careful to ensure Lenin's safety. Just imagine, Sri Nithyananda, the slightest little scratch on Lenin's face, and everyone will assume that you, 'Paramahamsa' and your gundanandas (you know, those rowdy swamis that like to rough people up and even kill them sometimes, like that Canadian man) would be in big, big, big trouble. As if you weren't, Sri Nithyananda, already in big trouble. You, seeker-of-fame, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally got the whole world's attention and they are all after you, but not after your autograph.

Lucky thing, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you know where some caves are from all of your stories that never happened, so we imagine you might want to start living your myth and camp out there for a long, long while. Maybe a whole lifetime. That would be good for everyone, except for those poor bats. We're sure that they'll get used to the smell, after a while.  After all, what really are bats?  Rats with wings.  So, maybe, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you are really nice to them, they'll teach you how to fly.

And, look 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Just to make sure that your online thugs keep their skill set of knocking any legitimate website down, here's a few more targets for them to work on:

Standup For Dharma
Yes, Sri Nithyananda, this is Lenin's Blog. You can send him a private message and promise even more nifty things. You said that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would touch his feet. Sri Nithyananda, that really isn't going to help matters. Lenin would then have to wash his feet, and he really doesn't feel right charging people to do the job like you charge $2,000 U.S.D. He would rather do it himself. Next time, come up with more practical solutions, like a spy video camera that records sound too. Now, that would have been useful.

Shockan Blog
Sri Nithyananda, we really don't know Tamil very well, so you'll have to visit this site and tell us what it says. Way down in the bottom there's some nice pictures of Ma Nithyananda Gopika whose checking your temperature. Sri Nithyananda, you were smoking hot in that steamy video. After all that strenuous activity, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, must have really been sick and under samadhi (trance). So, why did you do all that experimenting? 'Swami' Nithyananda, you really should look after you health. You know, Sri Nithyananda, this is really a gift that a real, genuine Paramahamsa has come down to help us all get enlightened and if you blow it all off just for some experimenting, then think of all the people who are not going to get 'enlightened'. Shameful.

And, in this same blog, we can see that very nice letter or recommendation to Lenin Karuppan that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda wrote after you tried to kill him. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have such a nice heart. If you have so much anger that you want to murder someone, then you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can easily turn around and write a glowing letter of reference about his character. That was so nice of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We really see the meaning of forgiveness now. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, if you were sincere about the letter, then why did you have your PR guy, you know, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda denounce Lenin as having a criminal record? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you trying to discredit Lenin Karuppan by using some dirty tricks? Wait a minute, dirty tricks, a cover up, a conspiracy theory, a taped phone calls, a truck-load of fraud, a man who-thought-he-was king? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you must be Nixon 2.0! And, all the time, we thought that you were Osho 2.0. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this gets confusing. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, really are a man of mystery.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 106: One Hundred and six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 128: One hundred and twenty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.