Nithyananda Fakes He Didn't Know - Total Fraud; Tried to Murder Lenin, Then Buy Him Out

Phoney Baloney!  Self-Proclaimed Fraud-man, Nithyananda; Caught on the Phone Begging to Buy Lennin After Cult Tried to Murder Him
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, look at you? You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look like something that cat wouldn't even drag in. And when was the last time you, 'Swami' Nithyananda bathed? Oh, yes, that was several days ago. Boy, are we sure glad we weren't downstream in the river when you 'released it all'. Don't worry there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you'll get another chance to be in the river again. Very soon, the authorities will be sending you up the river. That's a good place for you and your senior cult members. But, then again, that means we'll be 'down the river' from you, and that gets a bit messy. Oh, well, it's a trade off.

But really there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really want you to start looking good again. We mean there's no way we'll be able to see you in great videos like the one rumored about you doing some birthday suit dance with yet another film actress. [OneIndia]. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure do now how to party. Right now, we'll just take it as a rumor. But, as you are now, Sri Nithyananda, not even the house special, Ma Gopika, will want to come near you. You'll be on your own.  In solitude.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what's this here? Why it looks like the English transcript of that fraud phone conversation you had with your former driver, Lenin. Let's watch together:



Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you sure sounded desperate. It looks like you were willing to give Lenin everything, money, fame, power, and probably even a hot yoga chick if he promised not to tell. We know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, respond to these things, so it makes sense that you offered them to Lenin. And, sorry to say that you 'Swami' Nithyananda, clearly knew that if these videos surfaced on YouTube that it would be the end of your 'experiments' and dream-like 'samadhi' (trance) and that stream of hot room service ladies you had coming into your private quarters. Boy, this sure blows some big holes in your 'conspiracy' theory. Wow, did sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda was really surprised by all of this conspricacy and suddenness? As he said? Sounds like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your PR spokes person haven't been transparent like all those ghosts you capture with your red hot chili fire rituals in the graveyard.

By the way, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda promised all kinds of things to be up on your website, you know, things like the death reports of the Canadian that died under 'mysterious' conditions. You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but nothing happening with all those promises of transparency... in fact, things are disappearing from your website like those claims that your caught-with-your-pants-down videos were due to graphics and morphing. So is this more cover up? But really, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really wished you covered up a little bit more and showed us a little less. Anyway, there's a nice little YouTube video that showed the world that it really was you and that hot married film actress in bed together and that there was no morphing. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can watch it here on YouTube:

Nithyananda 's Lie Exposed - VIDEO PROVED LEGIT

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you really try to murder Lenin Karuppan in Salem? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that would make two murders and then two murder cover ups for you to be charged with. That would be even more fraud on top of all the other fraud. We think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda would be extra careful to ensure Lenin's safety. Just imagine, Sri Nithyananda, the slightest little scratch on Lenin's face, and everyone will assume that you, 'Paramahamsa' and your gundanandas (you know, those rowdy swamis that like to rough people up and even kill them sometimes, like that Canadian man) would be in big, big, big trouble. As if you weren't, Sri Nithyananda, already in big trouble. You, seeker-of-fame, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally got the whole world's attention and they are all after you, but not after your autograph.

Lucky thing, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you know where some caves are from all of your stories that never happened, so we imagine you might want to start living your myth and camp out there for a long, long while. Maybe a whole lifetime. That would be good for everyone, except for those poor bats. We're sure that they'll get used to the smell, after a while.  After all, what really are bats?  Rats with wings.  So, maybe, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you are really nice to them, they'll teach you how to fly.

And, look 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Just to make sure that your online thugs keep their skill set of knocking any legitimate website down, here's a few more targets for them to work on:

Standup For Dharma
Yes, Sri Nithyananda, this is Lenin's Blog. You can send him a private message and promise even more nifty things. You said that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would touch his feet. Sri Nithyananda, that really isn't going to help matters. Lenin would then have to wash his feet, and he really doesn't feel right charging people to do the job like you charge $2,000 U.S.D. He would rather do it himself. Next time, come up with more practical solutions, like a spy video camera that records sound too. Now, that would have been useful.

Shockan Blog
Sri Nithyananda, we really don't know Tamil very well, so you'll have to visit this site and tell us what it says. Way down in the bottom there's some nice pictures of Ma Nithyananda Gopika whose checking your temperature. Sri Nithyananda, you were smoking hot in that steamy video. After all that strenuous activity, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, must have really been sick and under samadhi (trance). So, why did you do all that experimenting? 'Swami' Nithyananda, you really should look after you health. You know, Sri Nithyananda, this is really a gift that a real, genuine Paramahamsa has come down to help us all get enlightened and if you blow it all off just for some experimenting, then think of all the people who are not going to get 'enlightened'. Shameful.

And, in this same blog, we can see that very nice letter or recommendation to Lenin Karuppan that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda wrote after you tried to kill him. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have such a nice heart. If you have so much anger that you want to murder someone, then you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can easily turn around and write a glowing letter of reference about his character. That was so nice of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We really see the meaning of forgiveness now. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, if you were sincere about the letter, then why did you have your PR guy, you know, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda denounce Lenin as having a criminal record? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you trying to discredit Lenin Karuppan by using some dirty tricks? Wait a minute, dirty tricks, a cover up, a conspiracy theory, a taped phone calls, a truck-load of fraud, a man who-thought-he-was king? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you must be Nixon 2.0! And, all the time, we thought that you were Osho 2.0. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this gets confusing. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, really are a man of mystery.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 106: One Hundred and six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 128: One hundred and twenty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Nithyananda Admits to His Sex Fraud & Scam, But Still Wiggles Like a Worm - Wants It Both Ways - Fruits & Fraud

'Swami' Nithyananda Admits to Him being with that Hot Lady on the Video, But Claims He Did Not Inhale, Was Asleep at the Time, and Was Just Following Orders
Well, there Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? Oh, sorry we asked. Hey, we want to congratulate you for actually speaking with a real live reporter, not just a cuddly little lap dog that drools over you. Sorry, there, Rajiv Malhotra, but when you sleep with a dog with fleas, guess what? You get fleas. Big surprise for your research, we're sure. Anyway, here's the video:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we had to listen to the video a couple of times to make sure we got this very long list of all the things you said to discredit all that hanky-panky fraud we saw you doing with our own eyes with that hot married actress lady. Let's see, there was:

• lots of misrepresentation
• manipulation
• conspiracy
• morphing

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you've been out with lots of Miss Representation?  Is she another hot married actress with way rad curves?  We're just going to have call you Studliji for now on.  And, morphing?  Is that like saying 'more fraud', 'more fraud', 'more fraud' until it becomes the word 'morphing'?  Leave it to you, like an 'enlightened' healing master to come up with something like that.  Is that, 'Swami' Nithyananda, known as spin?

Oh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we see that you're trying to play the victim again.  You, Sri Nithyananda, seem almost convincing when you say that you were a victim of an 'intrusion of privacy', 'abused', 'totally abused'. Boy, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that married actress lady looked like a real sadist abusing you with the oil rub torture, the grip of death, and advanced suffocation techniques.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are lucky to escape with your life!  We're sure you're divine now.  And invasion of privacy?  Looks more like an invasion of private parts, if you ask us, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  True Saints always lived a transparent lives.  Welcome to the club, there, Saint.  That is 'Saint Tongue, the Smooth Operator'.  Looks like your private life did have something to hide.  Nice that you're a public figure claiming to be a celebate monk with a hot, sexy, married actress in your closet.

And, what a detective.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are now going to do your own detective work to show us:

...which part was morphed, which part is misrepresented, which is manipulated... all these things we are studying, before I come to a 'complete' conclusion, I don't want to make any comment.

Wow, we can really trust you, genuine, bona fide 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda with all that detective work, just like that 'unbiased' research with lap dog, Rajiv Malhotra.  But, guess what, there, man-of-his-word 'Swami' Nithyananda, you already said plenty.  As always, you want it both ways.

Well, at least you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally admit that the actress is a devotee and taking care of you in your private quarters when were "physically, not feeling well".  Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you, an 'enlightened' healing master still needs a hot, sexy, married actress to look after you when you're sick.  Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you need a hot sexy married actress to help heal you?  Why couldn't you have just used your hand like how you healed your broken back?  That would have made having a hot, sexy, married actress totally not necessary.  Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, produce some phony doctor's note just like you produced a phony coroner's report for that murder, oh, we mean to say, accidentally death at your ashram last December 2008 involving a Canadian citizen?

Speaking of not feeling well, we're rather surprised to hear that, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  One of our loyal readers sent us yet another YouTube clip of you dancing around like a fool on Prozac and Viagra on December 24, 2009.  Was this in preparation of your alleged 'birthday' and 'enlightenment' celebrations?  (Don't forget the 'R' in celebrate, as you have reminded us.) Let's take a look:



Why weren't these videos stamped on December 23 through 25, 2010? Maybe there is something very healing indeed to that hot, sexy, married actress. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is your illness just like malaria where you would only get the intense fever at night?  Or, Sri Nithyananda, are you just a closet Count Dracula.  You, know royalty by day, blood sucker (amongst other things) by night?  We don't really know about these allegations, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but we think your whole cult operations sure do fly-by-night.

And, then, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you said that in addition to physically not feeling well, you were consciously in a deep samadhi (trance).  Wow, no wonder going into samadhi is such a big deal.  As one loyal reader pointed out, when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, go into samadhi, you get to:

• enjoy the company of a hot, sexy, married actress with lots of hands on and lips locked activity
• enjoy a little action around your muladhara joy stick
• watch pay-for-view TV
• reads worldly books and magazines with center-folds
• attend to phone calls (probably call girls, no doubt)
• get body-length oil massages, you're slick!
• collects lots of money in the name of Kalpatharu darshan
• brainwash & defraud new victims in your programs

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you sold your brand of brainwashing enlightenment with all of these benefits, then we know demand for your programs would increase and you, renounced one, could triple the cost.  Just think how easy it would be to pay off all those palms in need with that kind of money.

And, finally, we were so glad to be assured that you still have those great renunciant qualifications of not having any lust or needs for the other person at all.

"I do not have any lust, 100 percent certain of that, I do not have any need for the other person."

Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure that this whole leela (play) was done to help others grow.  Nothing in it for you.  Absolutely zero.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you are so ultraistic.

Let's watch that other video you posted, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  You know the one that you're sitting up in what looks like your new luxurious bed in a prison.  Were you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, able to put it to good use?




Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you sure are consistent. More of the same.  Yes, you're still 'collecting more evidence', which translates to 'we're stalling until everyone is paid.'   Nice going there.

But, this was a surprise, you, prolific porn star of a 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, said that you wrote just 200 books.  Why this is down from 500 books just a bit earlier.  Why the modesty?  It's a lot of work to copy other masters' works, rewrite them just a bit, add your brainwashing nonsense, and then get them to the publisher.  Oh, yes, then there's all that marketing.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should be proud that you copied and plagiarized at least 500 books.  Saying that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda only did 200 books just makes you a common criminal.  You, Sir, are much greater than that.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that there is now a motive behind this conspiracy.  Let's see in your own words:

I've done so much research in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically, so much research in so many fields I contributed. I contributed in the spiritual field also, but unfortunately, because I contributed in the spiritual field also, there was no benefit of doubt given to me.

Yes, that's it.  It's all because of that 'spiritual' hands-on work you've done.  We're really lucky to see all of this research being conducted in body, mind, emotions, consciousness, spiritually, medically, and scientifically with our own eyes in those videos.  That was truly the work of an 'enlightened' healing master preserved for all of us to appreciate.  We never knew that there were such sacrifices.  No wonder there are people who are jealous and out to get you.  You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, need to be very careful.

And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you close with one more victim statement.  We pity you, honestly.  You say that your life is endanger and that's how come you are hiding at Kumbh Mela where you have been kicked out and excommunicated.   Then, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said:

"I was such a peaceful, silent, humble spiritual movement. We never felt that we would have enemies."

Who would imagine, enemies?  Sounds like a dangerous world.  What could those silly misguided people be upset with?  Murder?  Rape?  Fraud?  Cults?  Bribes?  Cover ups?  Sex scandals?  Religious defamation?  Breaking up families?  Robbing life-savings? Adultery?  Divorces?  Deceit?  Lies?  Violence?  'Swami' Nithyananda, there sure seems to be a lot of people out there that get upset for nothing.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 97: Ninety-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 119: One hundred and nineteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.