Nithyananda Needs Breath Mints After Eating His Fraud

GruruSwamiG Blasts 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for His 'Sincere' Smirk Fraud
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing?  "Rrrrrrrrrrraf."  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're doing rough.  OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're beginning to understand your grunts.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you remember GuruSwamiG?  Of course you do, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  We featured her videos on our blog just a week ago.  Yes, we know, it is all about you, Sri Nithyananda.  We know that this world is all about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.  Let's watch her again, shall we?:

GruruSwamiG on Nithyananda's Fraudulent Resignation Part I


GruruSwamiG on Nithyananda's Fraudulent Resignation Part II


Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like GruruSwamiG's Truth cuts through your pile of so-called sincerity like knife through butter.  Let's recap that last part of the second video, shall we?

"All I can say to Nithyananda, shame on you! I went one time to see you and told you what you are giving is dangerous and you pooh-poohed it. OK.  OK, well, the universe is showing you for what you are. And, I thank the universe for putting it out there exactly what it is. And, thank you (Nithyananda) for giving that most insincere speech about leaving and how spiritual and holy you still think you are, and how you are stepping down for the "good of the community". No, you are stepping down to save your own hide.

Please (Nithyananda) stop playing games with people. And, more importantly, Nithyananda, stop playing games with yourself.  Be honest.  Because the first, three pointings to this path is honesty, integrity, and transparency.  Until you (Nithyananda) are honest with yourself, you won't be honest with anyone else.  OK?

So, have the integrity now, to turn yourself into the police rather running and hiding. And, be transparent with the actions that you have done. Don't try to make a spin on it and say that it didn't happen. Don't abuse these women (room service ladies) any longer. Don't abuse them any longer. Give them back some sort of self-respect that you have taken away from them.

And (Nithyananda) take off the saffron clothing. Be what you are. Not as what you would like to believe you are, because you are not that."

Wow, we couldn't have said it better.  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are you happy with this?  You seem to have a big grin on your face, but the rest of you looks a little out of place.  Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that sure is a big grin on your face.  Have you been eating well?  We hope so, because, you are what you eat.  And, what does fraud taste like?  Does it leave a good taste in your mouth? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to break you the news, but you really need to do something about that breath of yours.  Can we offer you some breath mints?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 114: One Hundred and forteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 136: One hundred and thirty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Tales of Fraudulent Anecdotes - The Aging Banyan Tree of Bidadi

Trees, Other Tall Stories, and Fraudian Slips from the Cult of Nithyananda
Paramahamsa Nithyananda, do you get confused often? I’m sure you will say “No way”. And, perhaps it is just me that gets confused for it is hard to understand some of your logic. Take for instance, that old banyan tree in your Indian ashram in Bidadi. In page 73 in your book ‘Formless in Form', you mention that three to be 300 years old. But, on your website, you, Sri Nithyananda, claim it to be 600-year-old banyan tree. Is this a case of fraud or does being around you, Nithyananda, make someone age very rapidly? OK, I should cut you some slack. After all, you, Sri Nithyananda, are only human.  Is this correct?

Breaking News!  On December 13, 2009, our readers brought it to our attention that the incredible, and we do mean incredible, aging banyan tree has aged another 400 years since we first posted this news on November 1, 2009.  The sacred banyan tree has now aged from a 600-year-old sacred banyan tree to now a 1,000-year-old sacred banyan tree (source: www.dhyanapeetam.org) This miracle is no doubt the work of the great 'enlightened' healing master showing us that he is way above and beyond logic.  Sri Nithyananda, you must have performed this for your followers attending the Inner Awakening program.  Did you do this so they would feel that they have witnessed a miracle and will gladly fork over that ten percent yearly donation at the end of the program?  Sri Nithyananda, you have proven to take us beyond the realms of logic and burnish up your credential of being a great 'enlightened' healing master.  Since your ashram seems to be the epicenter of La-La Land and makes Alice in Wonderland look like a cold and dry documentary destined for only late night TV on some public funded educational channel, would this mean that Cheshire will be moving into the sacred banyan tree as part of its old-age companion package? 

And, where will you ever keep that sweet and innocent looking Alice? Will she become your next yoga chick, Sri Nithyananda?  We heard that she was not so good at serving tea.  But, under your guidance, anything can happen.  We can't wait for the transformation.

Sri Nithyananda, another interesting tree in your Bidadi ashram is next to the ‘Laughing Temple’. In page 72 of your book, ‘Formless in Form’, you have a picture of the Neem tree that sprouted from a Bilva tree. In your visit to the United States in 2003, you, Sri Nithyananda, declared that tree as the second most holy spot on the ashram (next to the big 300, I mean 600-year-old banyan tree). In a visit in 2007, that poor creature (both the Neem tree sprouting from the Bilva tree) was dead as a doornail. Maybe it was just hibernating. Now, this is strange. How can the second most holy spot on the ashram just die with you, an enlightened healing master, present? Does anyone bother at your ashram to take care of holy things?  Is anyone at your ashrams qualified to take care of holy things?  Did you, Sri Nithyananda, make a mistake in discerning what is holy and what is not? Or did your healing powers just take a break?  I sure hope this isn't another case of fraud, but I'm sure that it is not a case of fraud, because Paramahamsa Nithyananda is embedded in the truth.

Paramahamsa Nithyananda, do you ever exaggerate your stories?  Just a bit? You will answer ‘never’. Sorry to contradict such a truthful man, but sometimes your stories just do not add up. Take the story about your panchatapas (fire meditation) while you still claimed to be a renunciate. Sri Nithyananda, during that time, you said that you wandered India by foot for nine years (or was it just for four and a half years) with a strong vow to never touch any money. In order to get the supplies (lots of wood) to do the panchatapas, Nithyananda, you said that some rich man gave several monks a gold pendent that you sold [understand] for money to purchase [understand] supplies which you then paid [in wages] to some local boys to keep the fire going. Nithyananda, did you wear gloves during all of these monetary transactions so technically you could say that you never actually touched the money?  I know you must have done so, otherwise this story could be seen as fraud.  You would never commit fraud, now, would you, Sri Nithyananda?

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fraudulent cult.