Fraud-God, Nithyananda, Closes Up 'Vedic' Cult Temple (for now)

Another Crack in Fraud-God's Crumbling Empire
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How's your USA breadbasket empire doing? Oh, we see. Instead of a 'bread basket', maybe you should call it 'dead in a casket'. Boy, that sure crumbled in a hurry. We drove by your once bustling ashram at 928 Huntington Dr, Duarte, California, and looks mighty deserted. A ghost town. But, knowing your dark tantric practices, it always was one. We don't know what type of energy the new tenants will find in your old quarters, no. 5. But, rest assured, we are pretty certain that the new tenant's bed will start shaking and there will be lots of moaning. Oh, scary.

So, what's the matter? No one wants to live there? Where's your marketing department when you need them, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? It might be a tough sell. Let's see if we can come up with a pitch. "Come live with Swami Sex Offender and experience his energy field!" No thanks. We can see why there are no takers. We're pretty sure that the landlord will be glad to get her property back and start making money again. No telling how much she lost on that deal. But, don't worry; we're sure she'll upgrade the place even if she makes it into a slumlord. You know, even tenants that have jobs now and then will contribute more to society than the tenants before them. And, if there's drug usage, those addicts are only hurting themselves. So, that's a 1000-fold improvement right there.

And, what about that Nithyananda Vedic Temple, also the Head Quarters of your Western Empire? You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that place you spent so much time and energy 'transforming'. So what if some people injured themselves permanently while doing your slave labor and all kinds of other weird stuff that happened there? It was your temple, with your name on it, and with your ripped off Osho logo of a Paramahamsa (which you were not). 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you remember how you used to love bragging about how much better your Vedic Temple was than compared to all the other Hindu temples? You used to love giving specific examples like the murtis (statues) in the Norwalk Sanatan Dharma Temple were ugly... how the Malibu temple was completely mismanaged... and...on...and...on...and...on. There didn't seem to be a temple any where in the U.S.A. that was up to your high standards. Only your temples were so perfect. Divinely so. Heaven on earth. Say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this in our inbox from Constant Contact sent by the Nithyananda Vedic Temple?:

Dear Devotees:

Beginning on Saturday, April 17 the Nithyananda Vedic Temple will be closed to the public. Our deepest thanks for your patronage over the years. We look forward to seeing you again when the temple re-opens.

With best regards,
The Administration of Nithyananda Vedic Temple

What? Closed? Are you trying to sell off the Vedic Temple to pay for all those legal fees, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? How much are bribes to all the courts these days? We're sure the going rate has increased since all those pictures of you on your 24(K) gold thrones have been showcased on your website. How many of those thrones do you have? Well, it looks like you might be out one 24(K) gold throne very soon, unless there are some devotees that want to store in their garage. Mind you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that once it is in someone's garage, there's little chance that heavy piece of bulk is ever going to be moved. So, pick your garage carefully, and hope they still have enough money after experiencing you that they are not going to lose their home any time soon.

So, really, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's going to happen to your Vedic Temple? Are you going to just keep the temple in mothballs until you can come out from hiding? Who's going to pay the mortgage? Who's going to pay the bills? Who's going to turn the lights on and off? Maybe 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can rent your temple out to motorcycle clubs so they can have a big party there on the weekends. That just might make your temple popular again.

Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're kind of hoping that the community will take it over and make it a real temple that the Divine would actually love to call home. Who knows, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you might actually get some good karma if that happened. Yes, it is a long shot, but who knows, even you, Sri Nithyananda, just might be capable of doing the right thing.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 130: One Hundred and thirty days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 152: One hundred and fifty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.