Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video

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Nithyananda gets a leg up on teaching his tantric lessons with Ranjita.
When done correctly, the third leg pops up out of nowhere.

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Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show

The Delhi Forensic Sciences Laboratory Confirms the Nithyananda and Ranjitha Sexy Sleaze Video Authentic, but It's Fake! Fake! Fake!
Jai Parmesan Cheese, Cheese, Cheese Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow! Did you, Oh Great One, hear the news? The Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab confirmed, after seven years, that the sex sleaze video that features you, Salamander Nithyananda, and Ranjitha Memon, the most holy porn star in the business, what does she call herself these days? Nithyananda Moyi? Yeah, she changes her name about as frequently as you change your silly hats. "Rrrabra Rrrabra Robo." Oopsie, sorry there, Sri Nithyananda, we meant to say 'turban'. For sures. We digress. Anyway, the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab says it's you! and her! in the video.

Yeah, that really sucks. But, no worries, Sexy Nithyananda. You've been through this before. The Hyderabad Forensic Criminal Science Lab reported that it was you, Mr. Nithyananda, and Ma Shake-a-leg Ranjitha in the video way back in July 2010. Then again, upon Ranjitha's request in 2012, the Bangalore Forensic Criminal Science Lab once again confirmed that both of you starred in the video. And, look, you both survived that. So, five years later, there's nothing to worry about, none whatsoever about what some people who are paid by the hour; seven years? Really? Just a blip on holy path to taking over every mutt in the world. Not a worry. Say, when's your next Supreme Court hearing? Oh, December 5? Just a week away? Bummer. Gee, let's hope that this doesn't go against you at all.

And, the outrage! Didn't the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab see the forensic analysis reports that were conducted in the U.S.A.? Yeah, you paid serious big, big, big bucks to have a bunch of hired Porensickatutes to say things like, well, the so-called original video is in little short clips, so that's not authentic. And, it was three months after it was shot and then made its way on YouTube, so that's not authentic. And, that police in North India spelled your name as Nityananda (sans H) and the police in South India spelled your name with an 'H' as Nithyananda. So, that's not authentic. On and on and on. That sure convinced us! And, you, Oh Great Nithyananda, have published that very slick website, Nithyananda Truth, which makes it clear as day (but don't ask us what happens at night) that those videos are morphed! Fake! Fraud! Bogus! Not authentic!

This is NOT JUSTICE! Phooey!

OK, Mr. Nithyananda, we'll just have to show the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab how EASY it is to make morphed, fake, fraud, bogus, unauthentic videos. Don't you agree?

Well, this is your lucky day! We purchased some new software that will prove just the point. It's called the ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software to make morphed, fake, bogus, unauthentic, false videos out of nothing.

To duplicate the fake, morphed, unauthentic video just like what aired on YouTube, it requires these items:

One picture of Wile E Coyote, Pure Genius!

Guess who that's going to be, Sri Nithyananda? We have no idea.

Then it requires another picture of Petunia Pig.

Then one sack of potatoes that were grown in the graveyard.

One sack of stinky onions.

One horse's tail; (one tail fits all).

One possessed jack-o-lantern preferably from a rotting pumpkin.

Some scenes from a sleazy hotel.

A dog-snake.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda. We didn't know there was anything like a dog-snake existed. But, lucky us! We found one on the internet. We sure hope that it is not fake like those other bogus videos that featured you and Ranjitha. We'll take our chances.

And, finally, one mackerel fish to replicate that authentic smell.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, we don't know about you, but we think that this ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software is sure sophisticated! It even adds smell! We can't wait for the results!

Now we put all the images in one folder and press 'START' on the ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software.

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Cool! This should only take a moment. Sri Nithyananda, we didn't know that software makes noises like that? Sounds like one of those corny sci-fi movies from the 1950's. We guess that technology has progressed!

Wow! Salami Nithyananda, here are the result! Sure does look like scenes from the sleazy sex video that make you, Oh Great One, and Ranjitha internet porn stars!

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The best tantric seat in the house.

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Is that a gleam in your eye? Sex Swami Nithyananda
has something to smile about. Being a tantric guru has
its benefits.

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May I have this dance? Of course, Ranjitha! Let's do the tantric shuffle.

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Tantric breathing; up close and personal.

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An ear-to-ear grin. Must be love when the tantric student gets it right.

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Nithypoo, just lay back and allow yourself to go into samadhi.

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Nice view. Lucky thing breathing stops when you're in samadhi.

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And never been kissed?

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Can't say that, anymore.

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Shall we do that tantra thing again?

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Tantra can be a bit cheeky, don't you think?

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Who needs covers for tantric practices? They just get in the way.

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The tantric python curl wrap. Classic.

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Fancy a midnight snack? Tantric practices sure do get me hungry.

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To be continued...

Want to see more pics?

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video (you are here)

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show

Part 3: Ranjitha & Sex Swami Nithyananda Sleaze Video Picture Show (coming soon)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.