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'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets Remembered in YouTube - Eternal Fraud Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, there's sure a lot we need to write about, and we'll be sure to get your latest videos and defections all the limelight they deserve. But, since YouTube is so famous these days, no thanks to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, or maybe partial thanks to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Regardless, we thought we would highlight two new videos. Oh, dratz, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you can hear our readers groaning at the very thought of just having to listen to your squealy voice contradict anything and everything in hopes of staying a live. No, no, we'll post those survivor videos later. But, for now, these two videos are all about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We knew you would approve at least of the subject. But, these videos have great fun at your expense and dispense Truths (about you lies, cult, fraud, crimes, brainwashing, greed, lust, murder, etc.) at the same time. Unlike your videos, 'Swami' Nithyananda, which are great for insomniacs and for children who don't want to go to school and grow up to be something productive in society. Yes, there's a niche for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.
Anyway, here's the videos we were talking about:
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day116: One Hundred and sixteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.
Day138: One hundred and thirty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.
GruruSwamiG Blasts 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for His 'Sincere' Smirk Fraud Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Rrrrrrrrrrraf." Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're doing rough. OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're beginning to understand your grunts.
'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you remember GuruSwamiG? Of course you do, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We featured her videos on our blog just a week ago. Yes, we know, it is all about you, Sri Nithyananda. We know that this world is all about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Let's watch her again, shall we?:
GruruSwamiG on Nithyananda's Fraudulent Resignation Part I
GruruSwamiG on Nithyananda's Fraudulent Resignation Part II
Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like GruruSwamiG's Truth cuts through your pile of so-called sincerity like knife through butter. Let's recap that last part of the second video, shall we?
"All I can say to Nithyananda, shame on you! I went one time to see you and told you what you are giving is dangerous and you pooh-poohed it. OK. OK, well, the universe is showing you for what you are. And, I thank the universe for putting it out there exactly what it is. And, thank you (Nithyananda) for giving that most insincere speech about leaving and how spiritual and holy you still think you are, and how you are stepping down for the "good of the community". No, you are stepping down to save your own hide.
Please (Nithyananda) stop playing games with people. And, more importantly, Nithyananda, stop playing games with yourself. Be honest. Because the first, three pointings to this path is honesty, integrity, and transparency. Until you (Nithyananda) are honest with yourself, you won't be honest with anyone else. OK?
So, have the integrity now, to turn yourself into the police rather running and hiding. And, be transparent with the actions that you have done. Don't try to make a spin on it and say that it didn't happen. Don't abuse these women (room service ladies) any longer. Don't abuse them any longer. Give them back some sort of self-respect that you have taken away from them.
And (Nithyananda) take off the saffron clothing. Be what you are. Not as what you would like to believe you are, because you are not that."
Wow, we couldn't have said it better. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are you happy with this? You seem to have a big grin on your face, but the rest of you looks a little out of place. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that sure is a big grin on your face. Have you been eating well? We hope so, because, you are what you eat. And, what does fraud taste like? Does it leave a good taste in your mouth? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we hate to break you the news, but you really need to do something about that breath of yours. Can we offer you some breath mints?
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day114: One Hundred and forteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.
Day136: One hundred and thirty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.
'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Goes Into Spiritual Hiding - Resigns; Let's His Band of Criminals Continue; Aims for a Comeback Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. We just heard you break your vow of silence. But, that doesn't surprise us seeing how you broken just about every vow possible that relates to integrity and Dharma (righteousness). Let's watch you say that again:
We get it now. You're playing possum which means to fake being dead, while you let all your trusted criminals still hang on to all the loot your plundered... and then when the heat is off, then you can resurface again.
Just like Nithyananda 'playing possum' from his own vices.
So, who are these jokers, that will continue the Trust? The only signatures on the so-called Trust for the Dhyanapeetam land is you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and that scraggily little hermit crab without its shell, 'Swami' Saddhananda (who also seems to be in hiding) and his wife, Jamuna. That doesn't seem to be a very trusted Trust. Does that make your film actress room service lady, Miss Trust? Perhaps you'll give it over to the very loyal protectors of you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the body guards of Truth, such as Swami Bhaktananda and sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda, who promised us all kinds of information, like the report on the murdered Canadian that has not yet been posted on your website. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you might as well give your so-called legacy to the Mafia. At least that would be upfront.
And you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda said that you:
"...met some of the leading Acharyas of Hindu Dharma at Hardwar.
I had also undertaken that I would act entirely in accordance with their counsel."
Hey, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We though it was very clear that they, (these people you said you met) threw you out. Did you cloak Rajiv Malhotra in some saffron? Well, the reason we ask is that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your so-called swamis seem to slip in and out of saffron like an hourly striptease show. Yes, we still remember those videos, 'Swami' Nithyananda. So, you, Sri Nithyananda, act as if this was some meeting of equals, of other like-minded holy saints. Well, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you wanted to meet other like-minded peers, you should have hanged out at the water front, the gold shops, Madoff scammers, sing-sing, and of course the likes of Osho, Shri Shri, and Bhagavan Kalki. These are your peers, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We don't think that your peers would be hanging out with the saints at Kumbh Mela.
Boy, this scandal thing has really roughed you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, up. Why, you don't even have those room service ladies to straighten your mala (rosary). Were you actually using your mala (rosary) for japa (prayers), not just for show? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you have a lot to pray for. We can hear it now... "Oh, God, please forgive me and let me keep my ten 24(K) gold thrones and my harem of room service yoga chicks. I promise only to brainwash people using Osho techniques and not to use many ghosts as I have used in the past."
And then, Sri Nithyananda, you say:
"I have decided to live a life of Spiritual seclusion, for some indefinite time."
Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we agree that you should go into a prolonged period of seclusion. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we still disagree on where you should have this seclusion. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, probably think that you should be secluded in some little penthouse complete with room service (you know which type) and a remote control to channel surf all of those stations. But, we think your seclusion should be in solitaire confinement in some penitentiary. Then, we know the world would be at least safe from you. Perhaps there will be an opening in Guantanamo Bay. And, why you're in seclusion, who will get to sit on all of your 24(K) golden thrones? They probably need to be scrubbed down first. No telling what yecky stuff has dripped off your saffron robes on to these chairs.
And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sorry, your band of merry men are not exactly worthy of being trusted. These are the partners in your crimes too. We think that all your inner-circle thugs deserve the same scrutiny that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and after the authorities has investigated them, then the guilty ones (we think that will be a lot of them) should join you in a life behind bars, since it looks like they were joining you when you were 'the life at bar', or where every you did your sleazy romping.
'Swami' Nithyananda, do you think they can dedicated one wing of the prison to as a family wing to house all of your inmates? Sri Nithyananda, are you there? Oh, drats. Samadhi (trance) again. OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we seen you go into samadhi (trance) again, but this time, don't do anything naughty. We have our video camera rolling.
So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we need to ask some questions to to make sure this is not some charade to sidetrack the investigations and public outcry:
One: Why was there no apology for all the inappropriate behavior and shame that you have given to Sanatan Dharma, Hinduism, and Vedic Culture? You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda looked about as sincere and remorseful as a grinning crocodile with a leg still stuck in his mouth.
Two: Specifically, which Trusts and Organizations have you resigned? You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have more so-called nonprofit organizations than you have room service ladies, well maybe not that many, but quite a few. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you are sincere, which we know you are not, would you mind naming all of these organizations that you are now resigning? Yes, see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think that you will say "this not that" when it comes time to scooping up money and making your calculated comeback. So, we just want you, Sri Nithyananda to be honest, maybe just for once.
Three: Where is this 'letter of resignation'? Why isn't it on your website, 'Swami' Nithyananda? Until it becomes a legal document that is visible for the public to see, this just might be one more of your not-so-famed stories like your wandering, your enlightenment, and your Paramahamsa title. So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we'll just regard this as one more of your antics until we have seen that letter, signed and dated by you.
Four: Supposing that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, actually did submit a letter of resignation, who is this letter addressed to? Who is the Trustees that the letter was addressed? Did they accept your so-called resignation? If they later secretly reject your letter of resignation, does that mean you get to keep your 24(K) golden empire built on your financial scams, your slavery scams, and the murder of a Canadian citizen? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we need to see that letter to. Accepted and acknowledged, that your mistrusted trusted Trust actually accepted your resignation and that there is no chance of a loophole to wiggle out. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the only loophole you're qualified for involves a noose and a little stage. You do like to be on center stage, correct?
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day113: One Hundred and thirteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.
Day135: One hundred and thirty-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.
Signatures Needed to Help Counter the Online Attacks (like from this Blog) Against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & His Fraud Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? Rrrababoo. Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you haven't been with a room service lady for over two weeks now, and you're going through withdrawals. Yes, yes, that would make someone grumpy.
Well, there's good news for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. There's an online petition to:
We noted that your goal was to reach 100,000 signatures to prove that being a sex fiend doesn't necessary preclude someone from defrauding others through spirituality. Yes, being sex offender and dark tantric master can go hand-and-hand. (Ah, just the same, Sri Nithyananda, not so close there; you don't need to touch us. Thank you.) So far your petition site has been up for almost two weeks, and you already have 592 signatures! Wow, there's 592 people still willing to stand up and display their name online to show the world that they are strongly behind a pervert. Well, maybe not too strongly behind, but they are there, nonetheless.
Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we were a little concerned. If you goal is to reach 100,000 signatures, and you're barely getting 300 a week, let's see that will take you, 'Swami' Nithyananda about six and a half years. (100,000 / 300 = 6.4 years). Gee, Sri Nithyananda, we don't know if that petition website will still be up before you get those signatures. Do you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, still have plans to build a big 10,000-seat stadium in your ashram? Well, reason we ask is that it might be a little hard to fill it up at this rate. Hey, we have an idea. Why don't you order some 9,900 life-size dolls that you can quickly install around the stadium to make it look like you have that many supporters? Hmmm, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what do you think we can use and where can you obtain all those life-size dolls? Perhaps you can get some ideas from your pay-for-view television?
OK, why you're thinking about that, we just want to say that we really do like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and we really do want to help reach that goal of 100,000 signatures. Honest. So, to help you, we're going to encourage all of our readers to go to your site and sign the petition. The best thing is that our readers don't have to sign with their real names. Any name will do. So, for all of our readers who secretly would love to have a Nithyananda name but don't want to have the hassle of changing it legally, now is the time for them to act. Simply, they just need to sign the petition using any name they like, and voila, they're done.
Just think of the possibilities, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Our readers could become 'Ananda Pornstar', 'Nithya Psychopath', 'Ananda Hooker', oh, that one is already taken. Well, they can use just about any name that will remind them of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. And, then, the best thing of all, 'Swami' Nithyananda, our readers can then leave a comment about how much you mean to them and how you, Sri Nithyananda, transformed their lives. Touching. And, for those that really like to have a little extra exposure, our readers can upload a picture of themselves or anything that reflects their love for you.
Why look, here's a perfect example of one of your supporters from our blog now, Sri Nithyananda. This petitioner is comment 588, but maybe he won't last that long, but we appreciate the effort. Anyway, here is the comment:
Nithya Cockroach, California All my brothers and sisters, 1000's of them, we all love Paramahamsa Nithyananda because he drops all kinds of food in his private room when he is alone with those curvy room service ladies. We always eat so well. Thanks! And, we can lay our eggs everywhere, just like the master does. So, please continue to support Nithyananda, because if he can no longer go back to the United States, our food supply is doomed.
"Nithyananda simply transformed me!"
Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that's very touching. That deserves a six-legged clap, much unlike the case of clap you have right now, don't you agree? And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you really drop a lot of crumbs when you, know, are alone in your private quarters with your room service ladies? That sounds kind of kinky.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day111: One Hundred and eleven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.
Day133: One hundred and thirty-three days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.
Cult of 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets a Cult Following from the Press; Fraud Exposed Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. What's going on? We haven't seen you in a while, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Are you still hiding? Well, we imagined that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have buried your self deep in some rabbit hole with the company of some very fluffy little bunnies. No, no, Sri Nithyananda. You're mind is in the gutter again. Not that Hugh Heffner type of bunny, certainly not. You know, real bunnies that like to nimble on, ah, carrots. That type of bunny. Ah, we see. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are in a fox hole. OK, we don't need any more explanation than that. Good thing its dark in that fox hole, Sri Nithyananda. Do you know that there are digital cameras that can film in the dark? Just thought we would let you know, just in case you decided to shake off that not-so-holy saffron cloth of yours.
Since you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have been hunkered down like a terrorist, we thought we would bring you up-to-date on some of the latest news. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, look at this! Our friends at the Deccan Herald, specifically, our hero, Sri Chandan Nandy, has done it again. 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you remember Sri Chandan Nandy? Of course you do, he's the one that described you as:
How do we describe such a man? A fraud? A confidence trickster? A villainous manipulator? A sociopath on the loose? [Deccan Harold]
Anyway, they published a yet another scoop about you, 'Swami' Nithyananda:
There sure seems to be a lot to scoop about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We don't know how you do it... and we don't know how the Deccan Herald did it either, but there it is, that mythical canceled U.S. Visa that some very righteous redneck of government official scrawled on it, "Canceled Pursuant to with Prejudice". That means, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. And, look, there it is, your birthday of March 13, 1977. We're so glad that we were able to wish you a happy birthday, on time a few blog posts ago. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you wrote March 13, 1977 on your official government passport that seems to be issued by the Indian Police, but on other official Indian Government documents you write January 1, 1978, why the difference? Don't you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda know that this is a serious breach against the law? After all, this isn't just some throw-away book of yours where you can revise it any time you want and the only people who would believe it is your brainwashed cult followers. This is the Government of India. If you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are going to, dare we way, lie about your age, at least you have to be consistent. Because, if you are not, you could be open to even more criminal charges. Looks like Sri Chandan Nandy already wrote down those laws that someone could easily make more criminal complaints about you. Here they are:
Indian Penal Code’s Section 420 (cheating)
468 (forgery for purposes of cheating)
471 (using as genuine a forged document)
Wow, the Deccan Harold not only has investigative journalism, they have investigating journalism. We are sure, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that this story will lead to even more stories, with just the right investigation. We mean, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that with all of the other criminal complaints that are piled up on you, there might be a little bit of wiggle room. And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, already prove to be a great wiggler in bed. Now, if you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can just transfer those same skill set in the court of law, you might be scot free. Of course, after all of this, only perverts and Osho followers will want your darshan, but that's better than rotting in some prison doing hard labor. Anyway, with these new allegations, it will be pretty darn hard not to prove that you willingly lied somewhere along the path to the Government of India. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you advocate people to be honest and truthful even to the Government? Well, we sure would like to see you start sometime.
And, Sri Nithyananda, look at that picture of you, back in 2007. Why you looked young and dashing, you know, the sort of guy that could get any hot yoga chick just by doing a little number on the dance floor. But, now look at you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we don't even think that a pit bull would want to chew on you. You look so stressed and tired and well, fat. OK, chubby. 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you can just meditate for about 20 minutes a day, it will do wonders for you, like you won't look so middle-aged and empty. And, look, here 'Swami' Nithyananda, one of your previous follower is now following you again, but in a different way. OneIndia states that City advocate R Karthikeyan is now advocating that you be investigated by the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI). Isn't that like the FBI for India? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't it be harder to bribe them? You might need to pawn all ten of your 24K gold thrones just to cough up enough loot just to begin the process.
And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like The Hindu, no, no not that Hindu; not the group you cheated and disgraced, this The Hindu, the news paper. It stated that:
Justice Arali Nagaraj termed as ‘unfounded’ the godman’s apprehension that he could be arrested, pending disposal of the case and directed him to approach the proper forum to seek anticipatory bail.
The Hindu also stated that the court rejected EVERYTHING else that you wanted including your "plea for staying of all the proceedings, including investigation". Our friends at the Deccan Harold also ran the story.
And, boy, Sri Nithyananda, we have to congratulate you. You really picked a top notch solicitor (lawyer) with H.C. Chandramouli. It looks like H.C. Chandramouli has a lot of direct experience with criminal law and being around other criminals. We just loved those kind and concerned expressions on his face while he's surrounded by his gang of men on the YouTube clip. Is H.C. Chandramouli one of your followers? Maybe you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can cut a deal with him and pay him with energy darshans.
Sorry to say there, Sri Nithyananda, sounds like you struck out, there in court. Does this mean that you will stay in hiding? And, we don't have to listen to your nasal screech and view your crocodile smirk of sincerity? But, wait, wait, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this here?
Oh, that was so nice of you to come out of your terrorist hiding and spend some time with the Nithya Youth Brigade, you know, the one that has completely disbanded because they got tired of you telling them not to do the same things that you do in private. Sri Nithyananda, you set such a good example. We think there's so many parents that must have modeled their behavior after your teachings. "Don't do as I do, do as I say." Now, that sounds like an original quote from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Anyway, it was good to see you back being your old self, even getting a few kisses from that hot yoga chick. And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really do appreciate you cleaning up your act. Why that yoga chick didn't show all of that skin and wrap her legs around you while the camera was filming. That really shows the constraint you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have. Why you were able to control your senses! We glad to see that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are on the right track for a comeback. Can't wait to see what happens next.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day110: One Hundred and ten days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.
Day132: One hundred and thirty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.
Phoney Baloney! Self-Proclaimed Fraud-man, Nithyananda; Caught on the Phone Begging to Buy Lennin After Cult Tried to Murder Him Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, look at you? You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look like something that cat wouldn't even drag in. And when was the last time you, 'Swami' Nithyananda bathed? Oh, yes, that was several days ago. Boy, are we sure glad we weren't downstream in the river when you 'released it all'. Don't worry there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you'll get another chance to be in the river again. Very soon, the authorities will be sending you up the river. That's a good place for you and your senior cult members. But, then again, that means we'll be 'down the river' from you, and that gets a bit messy. Oh, well, it's a trade off.
But really there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really want you to start looking good again. We mean there's no way we'll be able to see you in great videos like the one rumored about you doing some birthday suit dance with yet another film actress. [OneIndia]. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure do now how to party. Right now, we'll just take it as a rumor. But, as you are now, Sri Nithyananda, not even the house special, Ma Gopika, will want to come near you. You'll be on your own. In solitude.
And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what's this here? Why it looks like the English transcript of that fraud phone conversation you had with your former driver, Lenin. Let's watch together:
Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you sure sounded desperate. It looks like you were willing to give Lenin everything, money, fame, power, and probably even a hot yoga chick if he promised not to tell. We know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, respond to these things, so it makes sense that you offered them to Lenin. And, sorry to say that you 'Swami' Nithyananda, clearly knew that if these videos surfaced on YouTube that it would be the end of your 'experiments' and dream-like 'samadhi' (trance) and that stream of hot room service ladies you had coming into your private quarters. Boy, this sure blows some big holes in your 'conspiracy' theory. Wow, did sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda was really surprised by all of this conspricacy and suddenness? As he said? Sounds like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your PR spokes person haven't been transparent like all those ghosts you capture with your red hot chili fire rituals in the graveyard.
By the way, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda promised all kinds of things to be up on your website, you know, things like the death reports of the Canadian that died under 'mysterious' conditions. You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but nothing happening with all those promises of transparency... in fact, things are disappearing from your website like those claims that your caught-with-your-pants-down videos were due to graphics and morphing. So is this more cover up? But really, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really wished you covered up a little bit more and showed us a little less. Anyway, there's a nice little YouTube video that showed the world that it really was you and that hot married film actress in bed together and that there was no morphing. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can watch it here on YouTube:
And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you really try to murder Lenin Karuppan in Salem? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that would make two murders and then two murder cover ups for you to be charged with. That would be even more fraud on top of all the other fraud. We think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda would be extra careful to ensure Lenin's safety. Just imagine, Sri Nithyananda, the slightest little scratch on Lenin's face, and everyone will assume that you, 'Paramahamsa' and your gundanandas (you know, those rowdy swamis that like to rough people up and even kill them sometimes, like that Canadian man) would be in big, big, big trouble. As if you weren't, Sri Nithyananda, already in big trouble. You, seeker-of-fame, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, finally got the whole world's attention and they are all after you, but not after your autograph.
Lucky thing, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you know where some caves are from all of your stories that never happened, so we imagine you might want to start living your myth and camp out there for a long, long while. Maybe a whole lifetime. That would be good for everyone, except for those poor bats. We're sure that they'll get used to the smell, after a while. After all, what really are bats? Rats with wings. So, maybe, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you are really nice to them, they'll teach you how to fly.
And, look 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Just to make sure that your online thugs keep their skill set of knocking any legitimate website down, here's a few more targets for them to work on:
Standup For Dharma Yes, Sri Nithyananda, this is Lenin's Blog. You can send him a private message and promise even more nifty things. You said that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would touch his feet. Sri Nithyananda, that really isn't going to help matters. Lenin would then have to wash his feet, and he really doesn't feel right charging people to do the job like you charge $2,000 U.S.D. He would rather do it himself. Next time, come up with more practical solutions, like a spy video camera that records sound too. Now, that would have been useful.
Shockan Blog Sri Nithyananda, we really don't know Tamil very well, so you'll have to visit this site and tell us what it says. Way down in the bottom there's some nice pictures of Ma Nithyananda Gopika whose checking your temperature. Sri Nithyananda, you were smoking hot in that steamy video. After all that strenuous activity, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, must have really been sick and under samadhi (trance). So, why did you do all that experimenting? 'Swami' Nithyananda, you really should look after you health. You know, Sri Nithyananda, this is really a gift that a real, genuine Paramahamsa has come down to help us all get enlightened and if you blow it all off just for some experimenting, then think of all the people who are not going to get 'enlightened'. Shameful.
And, in this same blog, we can see that very nice letter or recommendation to Lenin Karuppan that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda wrote after you tried to kill him. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have such a nice heart. If you have so much anger that you want to murder someone, then you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can easily turn around and write a glowing letter of reference about his character. That was so nice of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We really see the meaning of forgiveness now. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, if you were sincere about the letter, then why did you have your PR guy, you know, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda denounce Lenin as having a criminal record? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you trying to discredit Lenin Karuppan by using some dirty tricks? Wait a minute, dirty tricks, a cover up, a conspiracy theory, a taped phone calls, a truck-load of fraud, a man who-thought-he-was king? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you must be Nixon 2.0! And, all the time, we thought that you were Osho 2.0. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this gets confusing. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, really are a man of mystery.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day106: One Hundred and six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.
Day128: One hundred and twenty-eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.
GuruSwamiG Tells It Like It Is - 'Swami' Nithyananda, You've Been Exposed as Total Fraud! Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Boy, this job of exposing you as a fake, fraud, serial liar, worldly person, sex criminal, hypocrite, demonic mind, etc. has gotten much easier now that there's a whole legion of resources to draw on. Is this part of a greater conspiracy? We're sure you and that PR spokesperson, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda will say 'yes'. But, honestly, links to these videos were emailed to us just an hour ago.
Anyway, we never even heard of, well enough met, GuruSwamiG, but boy, she doesn't mince any words. She sincerely speaks the Truth. And you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, could certainly stand to hear what Truth sounds like after listening to your own (oops) we meant to say your ripped-off-Osho-me-too words on your Life Bliss YouTube channel, slurping up the drool of your little yappy lapdog, Malhotra, and all the spin you, as a soul sucking spider, have been spinning.
Yes. GuruSwamiG speaks the Truth, and you, Sri Nithyananda, need to experience it. So, we want to get out of the way, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and let a real swami call you out as what you are, total fraud:
Part 1: Exposing Nithyananda's Fraud
Part2: Exposing Nithyananda's Fraud
We like to give special thanks to GuruSwamiG for creating these excellent videos.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day105: One Hundred and five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.
Day127: One hundred and twenty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.