Cult of 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets a Cult Following from the Press; Fraud Exposed
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. What's going on? We haven't seen you in a while, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Are you still hiding? Well, we imagined that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have buried your self deep in some rabbit hole with the company of some very fluffy little bunnies. No, no, Sri Nithyananda. You're mind is in the gutter again. Not that Hugh Heffner type of bunny, certainly not. You know, real bunnies that like to nimble on, ah, carrots. That type of bunny. Ah, we see. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are in a fox hole. OK, we don't need any more explanation than that. Good thing its dark in that fox hole, Sri Nithyananda. Do you know that there are digital cameras that can film in the dark? Just thought we would let you know, just in case you decided to shake off that not-so-holy saffron cloth of yours.
Since you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have been hunkered down like a terrorist, we thought we would bring you up-to-date on some of the latest news. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, look at this! Our friends at the Deccan Herald, specifically, our hero, Sri Chandan Nandy, has done it again. 'Swami' Nithyananda, do you remember Sri Chandan Nandy? Of course you do, he's the one that described you as:
How do we describe such a man? A fraud? A confidence trickster? A villainous manipulator? A sociopath on the loose? [Deccan Harold]Anyway, they published a yet another scoop about you, 'Swami' Nithyananda:
There sure seems to be a lot to scoop about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We don't know how you do it... and we don't know how the Deccan Herald did it either, but there it is, that mythical canceled U.S. Visa that some very righteous redneck of government official scrawled on it, "Canceled Pursuant to with Prejudice". That means, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. And, look, there it is, your birthday of March 13, 1977. We're so glad that we were able to wish you a happy birthday, on time a few blog posts ago. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you wrote March 13, 1977 on your official government passport that seems to be issued by the Indian Police, but on other official Indian Government documents you write January 1, 1978, why the difference? Don't you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda know that this is a serious breach against the law? After all, this isn't just some throw-away book of yours where you can revise it any time you want and the only people who would believe it is your brainwashed cult followers. This is the Government of India. If you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are going to, dare we way, lie about your age, at least you have to be consistent. Because, if you are not, you could be open to even more criminal charges. Looks like Sri Chandan Nandy already wrote down those laws that someone could easily make more criminal complaints about you. Here they are:
- Indian Penal Code’s Section 420 (cheating)
- 468 (forgery for purposes of cheating)
- 471 (using as genuine a forged document)
And, Sri Nithyananda, look at that picture of you, back in 2007. Why you looked young and dashing, you know, the sort of guy that could get any hot yoga chick just by doing a little number on the dance floor. But, now look at you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we don't even think that a pit bull would want to chew on you. You look so stressed and tired and well, fat. OK, chubby. 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you can just meditate for about 20 minutes a day, it will do wonders for you, like you won't look so middle-aged and empty.
And, look, here 'Swami' Nithyananda, one of your previous follower is now following you again, but in a different way. OneIndia states that City advocate R Karthikeyan is now advocating that you be investigated by the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI). Isn't that like the FBI for India? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't it be harder to bribe them? You might need to pawn all ten of your 24K gold thrones just to cough up enough loot just to begin the process.
And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like The Hindu, no, no not that Hindu; not the group you cheated and disgraced, this The Hindu, the news paper. It stated that:
Justice Arali Nagaraj termed as ‘unfounded’ the godman’s apprehension that he could be arrested, pending disposal of the case and directed him to approach the proper forum to seek anticipatory bail.The Hindu also stated that the court rejected EVERYTHING else that you wanted including your "plea for staying of all the proceedings, including investigation". Our friends at the Deccan Harold also ran the story.
And, boy, Sri Nithyananda, we have to congratulate you. You really picked a top notch solicitor (lawyer) with H.C. Chandramouli. It looks like H.C. Chandramouli has a lot of direct experience with criminal law and being around other criminals. We just loved those kind and concerned expressions on his face while he's surrounded by his gang of men on the YouTube clip. Is H.C. Chandramouli one of your followers? Maybe you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can cut a deal with him and pay him with energy darshans.
Sorry to say there, Sri Nithyananda, sounds like you struck out, there in court. Does this mean that you will stay in hiding? And, we don't have to listen to your nasal screech and view your crocodile smirk of sincerity? But, wait, wait, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what's this here?
Oh, that was so nice of you to come out of your terrorist hiding and spend some time with the Nithya Youth Brigade, you know, the one that has completely disbanded because they got tired of you telling them not to do the same things that you do in private. Sri Nithyananda, you set such a good example. We think there's so many parents that must have modeled their behavior after your teachings. "Don't do as I do, do as I say." Now, that sounds like an original quote from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Anyway, it was good to see you back being your old self, even getting a few kisses from that hot yoga chick. And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really do appreciate you cleaning up your act. Why that yoga chick didn't show all of that skin and wrap her legs around you while the camera was filming. That really shows the constraint you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have. Why you were able to control your senses! We glad to see that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are on the right track for a comeback. Can't wait to see what happens next.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day 110: One Hundred and ten days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.