First Public Statement By '
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, we sure are glad that you came out and posted a YouTube Video. It was your first statement since being on the lamb. No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda. We said 'on the lamb' not 'on top of the lamb'. We already saw you do that in your video. 'On the lamb' means running away and hiding from the law. Boy, Sri Nithyananda, you sure seem to have a one-track mind these days. Feeling a bit sheepish? Back to that new video, let's take a look:
Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't mean to get sidetracked here. But, we couldn't help but notice, '
So, like what was that video all about, '
Om Nithyanandam. Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, Om Nithyanandam.Hey, Sri Nithyananda, just to keep track, let's review all those criminal charges that are leveled at you and your organization:
Let's see now, we have (1) a complaint by a group of Madras High Court advocates about Cheating under Section 420. Also from Chennai we have (2) offending religious sentiments. But, wait, there, Sri Nithyananda. Our hero, Sri Nithya Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan has spilled the beans on even more serious stuff. Looks like this was so hot to handle that the police in Tamil Nadu handed it over to the police in Karnataka. [OneIndia] (3) Under IPC sections 295 (A) (Deliberate and malicious acts, (4) intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs), (5) 376 (rape), (6) 377 (unnatural sex), (7) 506 (1) (criminal intimidation) and (8) 120 (B) (criminal conspiracy). Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really curious about the 'unnatural sex' charges? Did you use ghosts and graveyard props with that? We can't wait to watch the next video. What are we up to, eight (8) charges. Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot. There's still that land dispute where the Government wants their land which you, Sri Nithyananda, plunked your over-cushy tuss on, so that makes number nine (9). And, then that inconvenient charges about all that illegal forest products such as all those sandalwood pellets. That makes ten (10). 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 official charges. Sri Nithyananda, we're out of fingers to count all your criminal charges! This is getting even more complicated than trying to figure your time line and number of years you wandered. What are we going to do if the possible allegations that you harbored terrorists from the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LITE) are true? [DNA Read the World] Then we suppose we'll have to take off our shoes, in respect to you of course, and count with our fingers and toes.
And, Sri Nithyananda, where are you now? Are you imitating that other 'enlightened' spiritual leader, Bin Laden? Well, you both seem pretty good at releasing videos without a trace to where you are. Sri Nithyananda, it's nice to hear you say that you're going to:
"address all the allegations and issue a detailed explanation." : (@1:32)But, Sri Nithyananda, the authorities want to talk to you now, not later. Do you know, Sri Nithyananda, that since you seem completely aware of "allegations": (@0:33), etc. You, '
ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)
You, Sri Nithyananda, are evading arrest, and your video-tape is clear evidence that you do know that criminal charges are against you. And, since you obviously had some help making that video, that makes at least one person (probably a whole gang) abetting your evasion of arrest, which we're quite sure is against the law. Is this the same as harboring a fugitive? Hmmm. This could be serious legal trouble for anyone near you, '
Once again, ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)
Could the authorities (in this case the police), file criminal charges and make arrests against not only you, not only your entourage, but also the whole web team and people who posted that video? Why, Sri Nithyananda, the police might have to book a whole charter bus just to drag your inmates, (oops, poor choice of words) away. How many years in prison will they get for helping this criminal? That criminal is you, Sri Nithyananda.
So, @1:12 when you, '
"I want to assure, you all, all of you, that nothing illegal has been done by me or by any of my organizations."Wow, '
OK, Sri Nithyananda, we get it now. This is kind of like a stall tactic as you, '
"We are in the process of collecting evidence to establish the falsity and the motive of this smear campaign" (@1:24)Then once you, '
"Please wait a few days till we collect all the facts, all the information's, and clearly present it to you all." (@1:52)
"I urge everyone, not to rush to judgment before all the facts have been put on the table and are carefully examined." (@1:41)Hmmm, Sri Nithyananda. We think we can pretty much see all the facts that are on the table right now. You know what worries us is not all the facts that are on the table, but what in the fact is going to be passed under the table?
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.