Did Sex Swami Nithyananda Run Away?

Nithyananda Absconding? A Poem for His Holy Highness Criminal

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how did your Kailish tour go? Sorry to hear that your Facebook profile has been 'hacked', but now it has been restored? Lots of new posts since then. Yes, we saw that Facebook picture of you and that empty bed. No room service lady to keep you comfortable and in your divine body? Must be rough.

Sure looks hot in that picture; not exactly Mount Kailash weather. Was the room still steamy? So where are you now? Room service porn queen, Ranjitha Menon, now re-branded as Ma Nithyananda Mayi, hinted that you were their walking around in circles in Varanasi, and Sri Akhil Kodali, Igor to Shashank, declared under penalty of perjury that he actually SAW that you, Your Holiness, were not at Kailash as advertised, but in Varanasi. Was this a deception to throw the police off? Please send us new pictures of you with embedded GSP data. We're your biggest followers, and we certainly want to follow you, Oh Great One, right into the court room.

Bad doggie! Caught making a mess in the cosmic pooja room, Sex Swami Nithyananda attempts to run away from his never-ending problems. (The bed is sure popular with this holy roller.)

Here's a poem, that you might appreciate:

Sex Swami Nithyananda can't come out to play
Because he put all his followers in the family way
Now that he is scared, he has ran away
Won't be back for another day (week, month, year, forever!)

Sorry, dear devotees. His Holly Highness has deserted you. Your just desserts.

Perhaps its time for all of you to do what Bhaktananda tried to do as he became a failed real estate salesman. And, that is pack it up and try to make a REAL living and add some kind of value in this world before you are dragged off, arrested, tried, and convicted.

La-la land is over.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Charges Framed Against Sex Swami Nithyananda & Other Thugs

The Trial for Rape, Fraud, Threat to Life, Criminal Conspiracy & Unnatural Sex has Began! (Tuesday, 5 June 2018)

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how did the tour to Cambodia go?

The law abiding Holy Tour Guide Nithyananda was kind enough to interrupt his money-making vacation in Cambodia just to attend Court on 5 June 2018 where the framing of the charges has began.

Waaaba Waaba Waabadoo Gee, it all sounds like Cambodian to us. You, Oh Maker of Fate, are quite an amazing linguist. Why we bet that there's nothing that you cannot do and of course teach. Let's see, you had create wealth, change the future, and gain 1313 magic sidhis that will amaze your friends and earn you a promotion at work. Why Nithyananda Greater than Hudini, slipping out of a pair of handcuffs must be child's play. Don't you agree? Why Divine Master of Debating and Other Such Orator Acts, we encourage you to start teaching a class on Divine Creativity. Look! Is this your artwork now?

Artwork: The Framing of the Charges by Master of Performing Arts, Sex Swami Nithyananda.

Oh, you're so creative, Sex Swami Nithyananda! We bet that's why you're sooo good in bed!

So, what happened in Court today? Did your Divine Excellency blow the judge away with your best Kala Bhairava impersonation on YouTube? What? The Judge was not impressed? And, then what? Oh no! The framing of the charges began? Does this mean that the trial that you said was dismissed long time back for rape, fraud, threat to life, criminal conspiracy & unnatural sex has began? Heavens! So it ain't so! This must be Kali Yuga!

And, what was your plea, Oh Master of Truth, Sex Salami Nithyananda? Not guilty? Well, there we go. No need to have a trial now. For you, Oh Grate Avatar of (de)Light and other Wordily Pleasures, only speak the truth. Case closed, right?

And, how about the other accused? What is their fate? All of them have started to have the charges against them framed too? All but, one? What divine entity escaped the stinky bad luck of Kali Yuga? Oh, it's Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, accused no. 2. Well, we're glad that at least one of the alleged criminals was saved. What happened? He didn't bother to show up? Gee, Salamander Nithyananda, you shouldn't have bothered to show up either. Look what happens! Oh, there's now an arrest warrant out for Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, who is now hawking property in Florida. If he gets deported, then will he still get his commission on his latest property sales? He might become very popular with lots of phone calls. Let's hope that he closes a big deal before he is hauled back into pokey.

And, how did the other five accused, oopsie, we meant to say four accused because Bhakta didn't make it to the party. So, how did the other four accused who were present in Court today plead? Not guilty. Innocent as a baby lamb. We have no idea what all the fuss is about. Perhaps Sri Sri Ravishakar is up to no good again. Meh. Interesting note, Mr. Nithyananda (accused no. 1, because you are always no. 1 in our book), your very first ashramite ever, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D. Jamunarani (accused no. 6), had to get a translator to understand the verbal charges in English into Tamil. But, wasn't she the that co-signed all your NDA consensual sex contracts? And, didn't your stellar, but pricey legal representation, Mr. CV Nagesh and Mr. Anand Sanjay Nuli admit in court that these NDA sex contracts were legitimate and that you did have consensal sex with all those ladies? And, were all those NDA sex contracts that were co-signed by your first ashramite, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D. Jamunarani (accused no. 6), who now lives far from your sphere of influence, in ENGLISH? Jeez, looks like Ma Nithya Sadhananda's enlightenment certificate has faded. She was authorized and signed legal documents in English and now she cannot even understand simple English in Court. That should be a good lesson to all your followers that they should never leave your sphere of La-La Land in Bidadi. Not good for their spirituality, language skills, or their common sense. God forbid, why would anyone ever want to leave you, Oh Holy Bloat with a Facial Goat?

Another fine mess you got us in, Sex Swami Nithyananda!  Let's not tell our followers.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, when is the next mandatory court appearance? Thursday, 14 June 2018? Bummer, that's smack in the middle of your next money-making holiday to Kailash.  Flip! The Court just doesn't understand the need to make money right now.  Just think, your Cambodian tour for the bargain price of $6,000 U.S.D. for six days would have netted over $1 Million Dollars if 200 people signed up.  ($6,000 minus $1,000 - for expenses) x 200 suckers = $1,000,000). Your Kailash Tour at $10,000 U.S.D. a pop could land you a couple of million if the turnout was good. Oh, dear.  We guess you'll have to rely on Ma NithyaPancakeMakeupAnanda on her seductive ways to get the next batch of IA suckers to cough up the cash in advance. But, she holds an enlightenment certificate from you, Oh (de)Grating Tantric Master, Nithyananda, so we know that she'll be up for it.

Dang! The next mandatory court appearance  is set for 14 June 2018, right in the middle of another planned money-making vacation to Mount Kailash.

Golly, Sri Nithyananda, this is going be kind of hard to hide.  It will be like trying to hide a gorilla in brothel. Hey, we said gorilla. Yes, we know that you, Tantric Master Debater, Nithyananda, only had consensual sex with ladies 18 or over. At least that's what they said as they signed your NDA sex contract. Back to hiding a gorilla in a brothel, oh, but we almost forgot, you Holy Tantric Roller, Nithyananda, are already an experienced expert in that. 

Like Hiding a Gorilla in a Brothel

Hope still remains!

Keep posted for new updates.

Supporting FAKE News: (DANGER! Don't read this! it's fake, really?)

• Karnataka trial court frames charges against Nithyananda in rape case (source: The News Minute)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Dharma Wins! Cult Loses. (Round 2) Supreme Court of India (again) Orders Crushing Defeat to Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult

The Supreme Court of India tells Sex Swami Nithyananda and the Other Five Accused to Start Their Trial Now! (This Tuesday, 5 June 2018)

In a resounding legal victory for dharma and a crushing defeat for Sex Swami Nithyananda and the other five accused criminals, the Supreme Court of India today, 1 June 2018, ordered that their criminal charges of rape, criminal intimidation, conspiracy, destruction of evidence, abetting to rape and sexual abuse, abnormal sex, threat to life, and lots of felony fraud must get started now. It took the Apex Court less than five minutes to deny at least three neatly dressed attorneys the opportunity to convince the Supreme Court that it should consider the pleas of serial obstructionists and quash the criminal proceedings that are leveled against them and walk away scot-free. The Supreme Court reasoned that in light of the unfavorable order from the session court of the Ramnagaram Criminal Court and in light of the unfavorable appeal order from the High Court of Karnataka, that Nithyananda and his hoard of thugs don't have a case. Scram! Get the criminal trial started! Times up! It's been nearly eight years now.

UPON hearing the counsel the Court made the following

O R D E R

We do not find any reason to interfere with the order passed by the High Court.

The special leave petitions are dismissed.

However, it is made clear that the Trial Court will decide the matter without being influenced by the observation made in the impugned order.

Download the Order from the Supreme Court of India's Website

So, will Nithyananda's attorneys still bill their clients? We know that they are in it just for the charity to help an Divine Avatar out of a hot seat. Frankly, they didn't do anything, except stand their with their limbs blowing in the wind. It must be a long trip back to their five-star hotel. Pity. But, thank goodness for Inner Awakening fees. Today probably just costs less than seven participants. (7 x $15,000 = $105,000 - the cost of being a holy criminal.)

Sayonara, Sex Swami Nithyananda. You exhausted your final appeal. No more. Finished. You and the others must stand trial.

So, all eyes will be on this coming TUESDAY, 5 June 2018, where the framing of the charges begin. Nithyananda and the others must enter their please of 'guilty' or 'not guilty'. There can be no more appeals launched by the defendants. Next stop is a trial.

Hooray for Tuesday (especially, Tuesday 5 June 2018)

So, you sheltered ashramites in Bidadi, you better get your cardboard cutouts ready and your poopipadikas wiped clean. Because this is all that you're going to see of your beloved sex offender, Nastyananda, for that day and probably several days after that.

It will be hard to take, but the fake news that you were told to ignore just might be real.

But, the worst for you is yet to come...

Supporting News: (Hey, don't read this! it's fake, right?)

• Setback for Nithyananda as SC Dismisses Discharge Petition Plea (source: IndiaToday)


• SC Trashes Nithya’s Discharge Plea (source: Deccan Herald)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Nithyananda Loses High Court Appeal - Framing of the Charges to Begin

Nowhere to Go! Sex Swami Nithyananda and the Other Five Accused Scheduled to Start the Framing of the Charges Against Them

Good news! On May 16, 2018, the High Court of Karnataka under Judge RB Budihal soundly came out against Nithyananda and his cult.

Here is the ruling as posted in the High Court of Karnataka's website:

http://judgmenthck.kar.nic.in/judgmentsdsp/bitstream/123456789/216479/1/CRLRP211-18-16-05-2018.pdf

Nithyananda and the other five accused are just that much closer to their criminal trial. Justice will prevail.

We were not expecting this victory. We had serious doubts about the fairness of the recent court proceedings. After all, the presiding judge dismissed Lenin and Aarthi from the case back in March 2, 2018, in spite of the fact that they successfully petitioned the Supreme Court at least twice throughout the nearly eight years this case has been active. Their dismissal from the case was without warrant nor precedent. Sad.

Back to the Ruling of May 16, 2018. Judge RB Budihal ruled that there is enough evidence to start framing of the charges against Nithyananda and the other five accused. Judge RB Budihal also denied Nithyananda's claim to introduce 'new' and 'revised' evidence that Nithyananda's team created.

Of course, Nithyananda is expected to appeal this ruling to the Supreme Court of India. But, he can only buy time. It is unlikely that the Supreme Court of India will give any consideration to Nithyananda's arguments since both the High Court and the criminal trial court in Ramanagara Court ruled that Nithyananda and the other five accused should start the framing of the charges.

Another big benefit is that this ruling puts the burden to file the appeal on Nithyananda's legal team. Since Judge RB Budihal removed Aarthi and Lenin from the case, they cannot file the appeal if the ruling had been in Nithyananda's favor. That would have left only the State of Karnataka to file the appeal. If the state filed the appeal, then it might have the full resources available or the political will and the appeal could have been incomplete, incorrectly filed, late, etc., and a number of things could have gone horribly wrong. Now, Nithyananda has to file, and his argument is very, very, very weak. There's even a strong chance that the Supreme Court of India will deny hearing the case, since it has already ruled that the trial court should rule on the matter and that there should be no delay. Done!

It should be noted that Judge RB Budihal did allow one of the charges to be dropped against accused no. 2, Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami. These dropped charges are under section 212 IPC, which is harboring a fugitive. as you recall, Gopal Reddy Sheelum was caught along with a gang of Nithya Thugs when Nithyananda was arrested in April 2010. Out of all the thugs caught, only Gopal Relddy Sheelum, now a failed real estate broker in Florida, spend 53 days in the women's prison (yes, women's prison) along with, but in isolation to, Sex Swami Nithyananda. This dropping of the charges was not due to excellent legal represntation by that daft attorney, C.V. Nagesh. (Remember, it was C.V. Nagesh in the recent High Court of Karnataka sessions that gave us that special gift of changing the true-and-tried defense story that Nithyananda was no longer impotent and couldn't have sex to the new and revised story that all of Nithyananda's sex was consensual as per the sex contract. Like right.) The dropping of 212 IPC. was a revision that the Supreme Court had made. But no worries. Gopal Reddy Sheeul still can be tried for 120b of the IPC. 120b of the IPC is for criminal conspiracy that mandates a minimum of two years in prison and could be up to life in prison or even the death penalty. So, we expect to hear that Gopal Reddy Sheelum will have a lot more heart problems in the very near future. (As you recall, Gopal Reddy Sheelum skipped all the other mandated hearing appearances with the excuse that he had unsubstantiated heart surgery, which the Court is not buying.

Back to the trial court in Ramanagara Session Court on Monday, May 28, 2018. The Court had a session and demanded that Nithyananda and the other five accused be present. Only three of the six accused showed up. Of course, Gopal Reddy Sheelum used the true-and-tried heartache excuse. Not buying it. Accused no. 4, Mr. T. Dhanasekaran, Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ayya (if you remember him, he was the super-rich little troll with a beard that ran Sex Swami Nithyananda's brothel in Bididi. Officially, Ayya was the Secretary) wasn't there. Neither was his wife, Accused no. 6, Ms. D Jamunarani, a.k.a. Ma Sadhananda, whose was the co-signer to all of Nithyananda's sex contracts that obtained the 'consensual' consent for the Divine Pervert to abuse them. Saintly. Ma Sadhananda was alleged to be Nithyananda's FIRST ashramite, Ayya was no. 2, back in the early days. Now they spend their time far, far, far, away from the Avatar. Their loss. Now the reason for the three's absent is ill health. Gopal, accused no. 2, and Ma Sadhananda, accused no. 6, claim to be just too sick to attend. Loyal hubby, Ayya, had to be by his ailing wife's side and she probably projected vomit like the green pea soup scene in The Exorcist at the thought that a lengthy prison sentence is just a few weeks away. We suspect that Nithyananda's healer's certificate only works when you are a bonafide slave at the ashram and this certificate can and will be revoked at any time. We'll send them a get well card.

So, the Session Court in Ramanagara ordered all six accused to be in attendance on June 5, 2018. Dang, this is very inconvenient, for the Holy Tour Guide (Nithyananda) has freshly advertised another holy tour to Cambodia from June 3, to June 8, 2018. Will he abscond and have a money-making vacation (full of consensual sex, of course)? Stay tuned.

The June 5, 2018 hearing date is for the framing of the charges. So, it's serious folks. The Court's records indicate thaat it is not amused by the antics of Nithyananda's legal team. But, this could just be posturing.

Fresh off the press. The Deccan Herald just reported that Nithyananda's legal team, i.e. C.V. Nagesh, has approached the Supreme Court of India to appeal the High Court of Karnataka's ruling of May 16, 2018. The Supreme Court of India has agreed to hear the matter this Friday, June 1, 2018. So, this could be an up-and-down-and-back-at-the-session-court just in time for framing of the charges, which is now scheduled for Tuesday, June 5, 2018. Stay tuned!

Here are some of related news articles:

https://www.deccanherald.com/city/hc-refuses-discharge-nithya-5-others-rape-case-670807.html

http://www.newindianexpress.com/cities/bengaluru/2018/may/20/rape-case-setback-for-nithyananda-others-as-hc-dismisses-revision-pleas-1718038.html

http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/bangalore/hc-upholds-decision-to-frame-charges-against-nithyananda/article23937522.ece

The Hindu posted the story a second time:

http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/tp-national/tp-karnataka/hc-upholds-lower-court-ruling-against-nithyananda/article23940627.ece

https://www.thenewsminute.com/article/k-taka-hc-refuses-entertain-pleas-nithyananda-charges-be-framed-rape-case-81627

Just in:

https://www.deccanherald.com/state/nithyananda-moves-sc-seeks-discharge-rape-case-672219.html

So, this is a HUGE victory!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Dharma Wins! Cult Loses. Supreme Court of India Orders Crushing Defeat to Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult

Did the Supreme Court of India Ring the Final Death Knell of Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult? Doesn't Look Good for the 'Divine' Avatar. Court Rules Criminal Trial MUST Start IMMEDIATELY!

Jai Salami with Cheese, Cheese, Cheese Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Hey! Watch out! WATCH OUT! DUCK!

Graaah! Graaah?

MOVE! OR YOU WILL BE....

S P L A T ! ! !

The Supreme Court of India has weighed in on the motion before it,
and the other shoe has dropped on Mr. Nithyananda and the other accused criminals
like a ton of bricks. The Court threw the kitchen sink and the whole kitchen
at Sex Swami Nithyananda. Is Salami Nithyananda sunk?

Oopsie. A little too late. We tried to warn you, Sri Nithyananda. But, the Supreme Court of India just dropped a bombshell on you, Divine Avatar of Tar and the other accused. Ouch! Oh, Salamander Nithyananda, are you OK?

From what we gather, the Court today, Tuesday, December 5, 2017, has ruled the following:

• Nithyananda's criminal trial must start now! (No more monkey-business delay tactics Nithyananda and his hired gun have used to successfully delay his trial)


• The criminal trial court must follow the law as established from the case of The State Of Orissa vs Debendra Nath Padhi Basically, this case says no more wasting time and trying to confuse the issues with 'evidence' that is self-produced from pure B.S.


• The criminal trial court must consider evidence according to charge sheet, not outside of it


• The accused, that's Sex Swami Nithyananda and the other five thugs, cannot compel the criminal trial court to look into self-serving evidence. This includes B.S. like Nithyananda's self-conducted impotency tests, medical records he claims to have illegally obtained, bogus forensic reports he go from firms that would say anything at the right price, etc. ALL OUT!


• The criminal trial court may look at additional evidence that is not disputed by the prosecution or the victim. Fat chance, there Sex Swami Nithyananda for rigging the trial before it begins

Geez, Mr. Nithyananda, and this all happened on December 7th! Say, isn't that Pearl Harbor Day? A day of infamy?

Nithyananda and his cult lose the Supreme Court hearing on December 7,
2017. "A date which will live in infamy" (for Nithyananda & his cult).

How could the the Supreme Court ever make a ruling like that, Sri Nithyananda? Say, you don't suppose that they are followers of your arch rival, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar? Why he isn't even enlightened! Well, at least that's what you told all your ashramites back in 2006. We bet he's put some spell on the Supreme Court of India so that he can scoop up your divine tantric playground in Bidadi. Yes, that must be it. No other explanation.

Hmmmm, Sri Nithyananda. This shouldn't be a problem for you, Mr. Nithyanadna. NOt at all. After all, your the best Kala Bhairava imitator on YouTube. Why with just a few likes from your ten million followers, the Supreme Court should be on its knees begging to touch your divine lotus petals on your feet. Shouldn't they?

But what if the Supreme Court of India really is deep in Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's camp? Memorized! Then what?

The deluge on Sri Nithyananda and his cult is about to break the long
drought.  Will Sex Swami Nithyananda be washed up?

Not to fear, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda. Behind every menacing storm cloud that could flood an entire nation, there's a silver lining. Isn't there?

After giving this a little thought, this Supreme Court ruling is actually very good news! This ruling ensures that the trial goes forward and that you, Oh (de)Greating One, Nithyananda, can prove your innocence once and for all. No longer will these baseless accusations be hanging over your head. Isn't that true, Sri Nithyananda? This is exactly what that truthful scholar and learned man, Mr. Rajiv Malhotra said in his very insightful article. Now, some anti-Hindu elements out there have called Sri Rajiv Malhotra the Anti-Christ of Hinduism, but we think that he is a man worthy of your divine grace. He, like you, only speaks the Truth. Bless his little pointy heart, if we can ever find it. Yes, Mr. Rajiv Malhotra's insights laid the seven-year delay to a speedy trial squarely on the Lenin and Aarti. According to him, it's all their fault. So, now this delay has ended. Hooray! We'll be rooting for you. For sures.

And, make sure that you, Divine Avatar of Tar, understand this. These recent events with Supreme Court have nothing, absolutely nothing to do with the videos that Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. No connection. Nada. Nol. Zip. Just pure coincidence.

As soon as we get hold of the ruling, we will post it here. Stay tuned.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show

For more screen captures of Nithyananda & Ranjita's Sleaze Video, scroll down!

Playing footsie.
Sex Swami Nithyananda demonstrates to Ranjitha that when tantra is executed correctly,
the tip of the third leg awakening will be perpendicular and will protrude about one foot up.

(CLICK on the pic to see it BIG & in high-resolution)

Sex Swami & Ranjitha (Nithyananda Moyi) Demonstrate How Far Can Too Far Go in their Sleaze Video?
Jai Parmesan Cheese, Cheese, Cheese with (phony) Bologna Nithyananda Salami with Rye Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember, Oh Grate (for the cheese) One that in our last blog post we showed the world how easy it is to make fake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud videos within minutes by using the special video software called ewwSleaze-O-Matic? Why of course you, Porkananda Nithyananda, do. We just posted it two days ago. "Rrrrrbbrraaa Raha Raha Rrrrrbbrraaa". Gee, we don't need our Gruntanese translator to know that we're wrong. You, Oh Holy Rolling Bolly, Nithyananda, here's the post since you need a refresher. (Geez, only two days and he forgets. Must be the stress of the upcoming Supreme Court hearing.)

See more pic!

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video

Shucks, Sri Nithyananda, that ewwSleaze-O-Matic software sure churned out picture after picture that we all know is fake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud. But, after seven years the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab came out to say that it was you, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda and failed film star, Ranjitha. Gees, seven year? Authentic? We know, Sri Nithyananda, they must all be in Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's camp. No other explanation. The little conman has been eyeing your property since 2010. We need to put a stop to him. It will be the ruin of your greatness, Mr. Nithyananda.

Anyway, the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software came with an update. It says that we need to change the formula in order to make more ake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud videos of you, Nastyananda, and your tantric side kick, Ranjitha. This update says we need to substitute the picture of Wily E Coyote with Pinocchio. That doesn't make sense. There's no comparison. One was a little stick of a boy with protruding parts known for telling tall tales and making a jackass out himself. Then on the other hand, Pinocchio.... OK, we digress. Let's just stick in one picture of Pinocchio.

Wile E Coyote out. Pinocchio in. No resemblance at all to Sex Swami Nithyananda.

Then the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software suggests that we add one picture of a snake from your ashram, the Bidadi Dhyanapeetam Fund House (or House of Horror - depending on which stream that Sex Swami sends his newly enlisted slaves to). Gee, Salami Nithyananda, the snakes in your ashram or dangerous. This is not an easy job to get a picture of one. First, these snakes have yellow bellies and are cloaked in saffron. Nothing like you, Oh Great Mr. Nithyananda. These snakes slither around and are known for magic. They make other people's hard earn money disappear. Then any record that this money has disappeared also vanishes. Then these snakes make families disappear and souls trapped deep in their dark snake holes. Sorry. Different type of hole, Salamander Nithyananda. And, although these snakes look harmless enough on YouTube and on your websites, their venom is slow but lethal. Victims of one of these snake bites forgets their families, their careers, their finances, the lives... even their names are forgotten. Scary. This might take a while, Mr. Nithyananda.

Oh, lucky us! We found one right there lurking in the dark corners of your website.

The ever allusive Dhyanapeetam snake found only in the dark corners
of Swami Nithyananda's ashram. Looks harmless and docile, but is known
to put its victims into an induced comatose stupor for years.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, let's load up the new images into the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software and see the changes. Shall we? OK, let's press the start button.

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Wow! ewwSleaze-O-Matic software now makes a hissing sound. Must be the snake. And here's the results!

Gee, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, the results sure look authentic again! But, this time, the screen shots look even sleazier than the first batch. Why look!

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Nithyananda's special tantra. More than just a handful.

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Traveling tantric hand works a very large canvas.

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Healing hand in action. Travels to the anahata (heart) chakra
to do a tantric energy transfer

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No need to conduct those potency tests. Sex Swami Nithyananda has it
well in hand. The master and disciple perform
the multiple hand energy transfer from
cheek to cheek. A bumpy road to enlightenment indeed.

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It's a stretch. Tantric student, Ranjitha, demonstrates the unclutching
energy loop technique with her tantric master, Nithyananda.

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That TV program must sure be interesting.
Just another tantric session for sex guru, Nithyananda,
as he displays his ability to channel surf while dispelling ancient
tantric knowledge to his disciple, Ranjitha.

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How do you like them apples? Tantric disciple,
Ranjitha, while deep in prayers of gratitude, bows to her
guru, Swami Nithyananda.

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Something hilarious on TV? Ranjitha's sincere prayers and
deep, deep, deep submission to her tantric master, Nithyananda,
hit the sweet spot. Heaven.

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Bad hair. A sign of success. All those night-long trantric sessions can
sure wreak havoc with the master's personal hygiene.

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All greased up and ready to go. Priming the body for another tantra
session. Snake oil applied over snake oil.

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Pill time. Tantra requires stamina as sex guru Nithyananda and his disciple,
Ranjitha, are well aware of. These will make you feel perky again.

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Rise and shine. A little bit of yoga mixes in with tantra. Flexibility is key
to get into those special tantric positions.

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Legs cocked and in position. A full view of the tantra-yoga-leg fusion.

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Seconds later, tantric master, Nithyananda, pops those energy pills
to sustain his next session with Ranjitha.

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It's nothing. Only a hidden camera inside of an air freshener. Let's deal
with it later.

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Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you and Ranjitha sure do demonstrate the correct techniques for tantra. But, how far must true seekers go before they reach enlightenment?

Perhaps the answer lies with a little song by The Cramps?

How Far Can Too Far Go with Tantra from Nithyananda & Ranjitha?

To be continued...

Want to see more pics?

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show (you are here)

Part 3: Ranjitha & Sex Swami Nithyananda Sleaze Video Picture Show (coming soon)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video

For more pics of Nithyananda & Ranjita's Sex-sleaze Video, scroll down!

Nithyananda gets a leg up on teaching his tantric lessons with Ranjita.
When done correctly, the third leg pops up out of nowhere.

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Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show

The Delhi Forensic Sciences Laboratory Confirms the Nithyananda and Ranjitha Sexy Sleaze Video Authentic, but It's Fake! Fake! Fake!
Jai Parmesan Cheese, Cheese, Cheese Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow! Did you, Oh Great One, hear the news? The Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab confirmed, after seven years, that the sex sleaze video that features you, Salamander Nithyananda, and Ranjitha Memon, the most holy porn star in the business, what does she call herself these days? Nithyananda Moyi? Yeah, she changes her name about as frequently as you change your silly hats. "Rrrabra Rrrabra Robo." Oopsie, sorry there, Sri Nithyananda, we meant to say 'turban'. For sures. We digress. Anyway, the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab says it's you! and her! in the video.

Yeah, that really sucks. But, no worries, Sexy Nithyananda. You've been through this before. The Hyderabad Forensic Criminal Science Lab reported that it was you, Mr. Nithyananda, and Ma Shake-a-leg Ranjitha in the video way back in July 2010. Then again, upon Ranjitha's request in 2012, the Bangalore Forensic Criminal Science Lab once again confirmed that both of you starred in the video. And, look, you both survived that. So, five years later, there's nothing to worry about, none whatsoever about what some people who are paid by the hour; seven years? Really? Just a blip on holy path to taking over every mutt in the world. Not a worry. Say, when's your next Supreme Court hearing? Oh, December 5? Just a week away? Bummer. Gee, let's hope that this doesn't go against you at all.

And, the outrage! Didn't the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab see the forensic analysis reports that were conducted in the U.S.A.? Yeah, you paid serious big, big, big bucks to have a bunch of hired Porensickatutes to say things like, well, the so-called original video is in little short clips, so that's not authentic. And, it was three months after it was shot and then made its way on YouTube, so that's not authentic. And, that police in North India spelled your name as Nityananda (sans H) and the police in South India spelled your name with an 'H' as Nithyananda. So, that's not authentic. On and on and on. That sure convinced us! And, you, Oh Great Nithyananda, have published that very slick website, Nithyananda Truth, which makes it clear as day (but don't ask us what happens at night) that those videos are morphed! Fake! Fraud! Bogus! Not authentic!

This is NOT JUSTICE! Phooey!

OK, Mr. Nithyananda, we'll just have to show the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab how EASY it is to make morphed, fake, fraud, bogus, unauthentic videos. Don't you agree?

Well, this is your lucky day! We purchased some new software that will prove just the point. It's called the ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software to make morphed, fake, bogus, unauthentic, false videos out of nothing.

To duplicate the fake, morphed, unauthentic video just like what aired on YouTube, it requires these items:

One picture of Wile E Coyote, Pure Genius!

Guess who that's going to be, Sri Nithyananda? We have no idea.

Then it requires another picture of Petunia Pig.

Then one sack of potatoes that were grown in the graveyard.

One sack of stinky onions.

One horse's tail; (one tail fits all).

One possessed jack-o-lantern preferably from a rotting pumpkin.

Some scenes from a sleazy hotel.

A dog-snake.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda. We didn't know there was anything like a dog-snake existed. But, lucky us! We found one on the internet. We sure hope that it is not fake like those other bogus videos that featured you and Ranjitha. We'll take our chances.

And, finally, one mackerel fish to replicate that authentic smell.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, we don't know about you, but we think that this ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software is sure sophisticated! It even adds smell! We can't wait for the results!

Now we put all the images in one folder and press 'START' on the ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software.

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Cool! This should only take a moment. Sri Nithyananda, we didn't know that software makes noises like that? Sounds like one of those corny sci-fi movies from the 1950's. We guess that technology has progressed!

Wow! Salami Nithyananda, here are the result! Sure does look like scenes from the sleazy sex video that make you, Oh Great One, and Ranjitha internet porn stars!

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The best tantric seat in the house.

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Is that a gleam in your eye? Sex Swami Nithyananda
has something to smile about. Being a tantric guru has
its benefits.

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May I have this dance? Of course, Ranjitha! Let's do the tantric shuffle.

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Tantric breathing; up close and personal.

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An ear-to-ear grin. Must be love when the tantric student gets it right.

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Nithypoo, just lay back and allow yourself to go into samadhi.

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Nice view. Lucky thing breathing stops when you're in samadhi.

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And never been kissed?

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Can't say that, anymore.

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Shall we do that tantra thing again?

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Tantra can be a bit cheeky, don't you think?

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Who needs covers for tantric practices? They just get in the way.

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The tantric python curl wrap. Classic.

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Fancy a midnight snack? Tantric practices sure do get me hungry.

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To be continued...

Want to see more pics?

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video (you are here)

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show

Part 3: Ranjitha & Sex Swami Nithyananda Sleaze Video Picture Show (coming soon)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.