Sarah Landry Starts to Squeal Against the Cult of Nithyananda

Sex Swami Nithyananda Needs to Turn the Tide. Defectors Run Amok.

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, Long time no see? You just now revved up you two-way video blah-blah-blah again? Why? Running out of followers? Or are your followers, Oh degrading one, running out on you?

What is this message from your official (de)Facebook profile, Nithyananda Sangha?

OFFICIAL MESSAGE : Dear Sangha members, Devotees, Disciples, Followers of our beloved Swamiji,

As you all may be aware, Swamiji is making Himself available to all of us - even more now - with two live satsangs every day, Morning in English and Evening in Tamil (IST). In spite of all the assassination attempts, attacks by the anti-Hindu elements, Swamiji is only making himself available more and more and giving powerful initiations to all of us.

As much important it is to listen to powerful cognitions, that much important it is to stay away from false information and anti-Hindu elements. All of you are aware of the multiple assassination attempts Swamiji went through and the horrific persecution staged by the anti-Hindu elements. The evidences and proofs of persecution were presented to renowned International bodies and agencies. They have not only recognised the persecution Swamiji is going through but also working with our organisation to stop this at the root. They have been actively investigating in an effort to discover and expose the persecuting elements and have been conducting some independent investigations. During their investigations, through their Intelligence sources, they found some implants of anti-Hindu elements, being in the adheenam and had started preliminary enquiries. These implants entered the adheenam with the goal of assassinating Swamiji. As they were unsuccessful in physically assassinating Swamiji, most have left the adheenam now and are doing character assassination of Swamiji and Sangha. They typically reach out to members of the organisation / followers of Swamiji claiming to have some "information". They spread lies and rumors about the persecution, false cases etc. The sangha members they reached out to, not only not believed in them, but shared the evidences with us. All of what they are sharing is just to character assassinate Swamiji as they were not able to physically assassinate Him. Beware of such implants.

Nithyananda Sangha is an open and transparent organization. If any of you need any clarifications or need any information, please approach the right and official sources for information. Do not get deluded by gossip or hate speech or false information. You can contact the Registrar, Ma Nithya Jnanatmananda Swami on facebook, email (ma.jnanatma@nithyanandauniversity.org) or on whatsapp (+91 99800 95254) if you need the right information or want some clarify or if you want to report unwelcome solicitations by these anti Hindu elements.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/100028744480327/posts/224320445202770?sfns=mo

Who would ever want to dethrone you, Nithyananda, Avatar of Tar? Certainly, these poor deluded individuals know that you are the best Kalbhairav and Maha Kali imitator on YouTube? And, you might for good measure tell whoever posts your official messages that they really need to run a spellchecker first. Yes, enlightenment does have its drawbacks.

Thanks for the phone number and email. We'll be sure to contact Ma Nithya Jnanatmanada Swami to get all the juicy details.

But, back to who? Certainly, these unenlightened individuals were never very close to you. But, then again, your official message said that you had implants (in your teeth?) Oh, you mean spies right there in the holy land of the ashram, which you have not set foot in over a year now. Sri Nithyananda, did you have a screening process? If you, holy one, can scan people over the internet, then why did you allow these people in just to cause character assassination to the greatest man/woman/canine/centipede that ever graced this planet? What was it? Samadhi again?

But, who could it be this time? Certainly, not that lady with 70 pounds of makeup on the outside with 70 points of IQ in the inside? Yeah, that lady. The one that carried the walking stick with a golden lion head on top. Because everything out of her mouth was lion, lion, lion.

But here she is, with makeup and all!:

Sarah Landry:  To all my Facebook friends,

As many of you know, last year, I left an organization headed by a guru who calls himself Sri Nithyananda Paramashivam. I left quietly, and without incident. After leaving, I spoke with a few close friends about incidents that sparked my decision to leave. I've kept these communications private because, in the past, whistleblowers against the organization were labeled "anti-Hindu elements" and were attacked by rallied disciples. Somehow, though, my private communications have been leaked to the organization administration, at the behest of Nithyananda, who has ordered his disciples to report and take screen shots of any communication with ex disciples, to be used against them in attempts at character assassination.

Before I go any further, I'd like to point out to those spreading these lies: slander is a crime. Cyber bullying is a crime. 



The guru's people are now spreading a crazy lie alleging that I poisoned Nithyananda. Anyone who knows me knows this is absolutely false to the point of being ridiculous. I was a devoted disciple who lived to serve his mission. I believed, and still believe, in the principles he stood for publicly: the value of enlightenment, the beauty of Sanatana Dharma, the need for vegetarianism and non violence in society, and the power of self awareness. It's only when I discovered, through personal experience and from very trusted friends, that his public platform is built on a web of lies and violence, that I walked. I'm making this post publicly now so that you can be warned about the danger of this group before their vicious lies meant to discredit me spread any further.

One question I've sidestepped over the last year is this: "Why did you leave?" I've truthfully said, here on Facebook and in a YouTube video, that while there, my lifestyle was hard and I missed my family, which was true. Why I left completely, though, is more sinister, and was sparked by an incident that happened last August:

Two of the students of Nithyananda Gurukul told me, tearfully, about an incident that took place on December 31, 2017, in the main Bidadi campus. Early that morning, their teacher stormed their dorms and forced kids to beat each other, while verbally berating them and blaming them for the failure of the Mahasadashivoham program, in which participants who were promised "superpowers" complained that nothing was happening. The kids were told to beat one another until they bled or cried, and told "now, you'll feel Swamiji's pain."

I asked the two, a boy and a girl who I will not publicly name to keep their privacy, why none of the adheenavasis (adult residents) knew of the abuse, and they told me that they were locked in the dorm until their visible injuries healed. The incident happened in an area only open to others involved in the school, and so, nobody else knew it happened. I asked why they didn't tell their parents, and they told me they were told it was "guru droha," a crime against the guru, to tell their parents.

These two innocent kids were scared. They also told me about the abuse they experienced in the Gurukul on a regular basis in the form of sleep deprivation, public shaming sessions disguised as spiritual practice, (called "completion sessions," to which adults were also subjected,) and starvation- being denied food for lengthy periods of time unless they "manifested powers."

In order to earn the right to eat, sleep, drink water and go to the bathroom, many kids resorted in desperation to cheating, and discovered a way to peek through the bottom of their blindfolds. (By raising their eyebrows once the blindfolds were in place, creating a window near the bridge of the nose.) This is why many kids could only read papers directly under their chins. Others pretended to see "golden letters" detailing cosmic messages for people in a practice called Reading Akashic Records, but in fact, just made things up, saying whatever they felt like saying in the moment. Many people have left their families, donated thousands of dollars, made or broke deals because of answers given to them in these Akashic Readings, and it is appalling to know they were not legitimate.

The story of this abuse struck me as too terrible to believe, especially since the school is promoted as non-violent, so I cross checked with a few other sources. Some denied it, but a few parents who were there as volunteers confirmed for me that the incident indeed happened. I also found witnesses who saw the black eyes and lashes on the girls locked in their dorm.

Through mutual friends, it's come to my attention that these were not the only beatings that took place in the school I now regret once praising. Two boys were beaten in the Madurai branch. Their only crime was a desire to leave. One boy was beaten with bats so viciously that he passed out in pain. His attackers revived him by pouring water on his face, and once he woke, they continued beating. Twice. He was not allowed to leave.

I struggled with this information, knowing that in the past, people who have spoken out against this organization have been slapped with fake criminal law suits. As you can imagine, I don't want to be labeled an "anti-Hindu element" as other whistleblowers have been, and I don't want to have fake charges pressed against me to silence me. Putting myself aside, I feel compelled to share now, as I said at the beginning of the post, because it's a matter of human rights and the protection of children. I urge parents not to send their kids to that school, and urge seekers to find enlightenment elsewhere. My nine years of devoted service are now being rewarded with gossip and veiled threats. It's taken me a year to fully understand that the daily life I lived there was exactly the lifestyle of a brainwashed cult victim. It's like waking up from a dream. As sad as it is to be treated like a traitor by people I once considered friends, it's a whole lot better than living in a state of constant fear created by a leader who implements sleep deprivation, diet restrictions and a policing system in which all members of the group are accountable to report each others alleged transgressions.

I could go on, with more disturbing details and personal accounts, but I prefer to leave it at this. Kids are being hurt, people are being deceived, and that is not acceptable. I'm thankful for my freedom, and I pray everyone who is still there wakes up to enjoy theirs, too.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/594905763/posts/10156153464910764?sfns=mo (hint: go to the page and read all the comments. Maybe even give her a little support. Perhaps.)

Wow. We will have plenty to say about this. Better gear up the threat machine. The out-of-state lawsuits. This unenlightened person was responsible for drawing in so many people to your organization that these people just couldn't unclutch and stop following her. You, Holy Moly with the panty doily, better put a stop to this now or you and your whole organization are kaput!

Stay tuned for more developments! Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Did Rajiv Malhotra Help Nithyananda Disappear?

Sex Swami, Going, Going, Ganja

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, where have you been? Where the flip you've been? Speak up, Salamander Nithyananda. First, you skipped your trial and then poorly Photoshopped photos of you with shadows in pointing in every direction appear on your Facebook site. Then silence. It's like a bad case of Where's Waldo?

Now you, Oh degrading one, hint that you've started your own nation. Cool. We can't wait to visit. But, in your posts, you've hinted that you disappeared to the Caribbean Islands. Was this because of their ability to laundry money or a fancy nod to Disneyland and Johnny Depp? Rrrrrrr.

Bummer that you haven't perfected your software to get tigers, monkeys, and cows to talk in Sanskrit and Tamil.



If you did have it ready to go, then you could tweak it to include Spanish. That would be hella useful. You could have every one of your ashramites, including, tigers, bears, monkeys, and cows, to freely converse in the local language. Imagine the party!

Gee, Sex Swami Nithyananda, you must give us at least a clue where you're are. OK, you Salami Nithyananda, have nearly ten years' experience ducking from the law. An enlightened expert. Perhaps one of your friends could give us a hint? Never. Really? How about your near and dear friend Rajiv Malhotra. Yes,

Rajiv Malhotra

Yeah, him. Leader of the Infidelity Foundation. A public figure with his own Wikipedia page. H even has a 'public' domain picture of himself that no one can claim. Free use. Up for grabs. A real rock star.

We have to hand it to Rajiv for he has a nose to find you even when you are in the most difficult spots. Remember back in 2010 when no one else could find you? Rajiv Malhotra not only found you but gave us that wonderful staged insights of his fully certified 'independent' research and proved that you were innocent right then and there. No need to have this go to trial. But, dang, holy moly Nithyananda, you removed the first of the three interviews with Rajiv because you clearly stated from your own mouth that it was you in that video with Ranjitha. Lucky thing we have a back up handy so we can get the truth out.

Bummer that the rest of the world is not enlightened like you and Rajiv. This creates problems. The unenlightened world just doesn't get it that it's OK to five billion dollars from some rich dude and give him or her only one billion back in the next life. No ethic problems at all with that. No ethics whatsoever. Look, here's one of the unenlightened trolls making fun of you both. Pity.



Gee, that was taken all out of context. Unfair. Since Rajiv must have thought that the world was not ready for these truths, he took down his own video. But, lucky for us that you, Oh Grating One, Nithyananda, had the same video plus a lot more right here (start at 2:07:51):



Hey, Mr. Nithyananda, we got to thinking. Of course, Rajiv must actually believe his own inter-life reincarnation trust management and your ability to transfer this wealth. So, Rajiv might not have five billion dollars, but if he had five million dollars, he should give it all to you. Since he looks like death warmed over, it will only be a few years before Rajiv is ready for the great transfer himself. Beta user.

But, wait a minute, if Rajiv is advocating for people to be circumventing karma (not to say anything about helping criminals get away with rape and abscond), then he will need to take on that karma. Ouch! Will Rajiv get human birth? Our records say maybe not. Maybe he'll be that next rascally dog at the rescue shelter.

Yes, that's right. Our research indicates that Rajiv Malhotra will not only be a dog in his next life, but he'll also be a super rascally dog. The type that pees on everything and humps every leg that walks in the house. The little yappy little thing that never shuts up. Que annoying! However, it is destined that we will adopt Rajiv and take care of him. But, since Rajiv is such a problem pooch, we will need the money upfront. One million. This will ensure that we get Rajiv a secure crate and plenty of training paper for little Rajiv to learn proper house manners, etc. So, we need that million right upfront. Otherwise, we'll put little Rajiv outside until some owl swoops down and turns little Rajiv into a stress ball. Squish. Squish. Up to you, Sri Nithyananda.

But, back to that hint, Sri Nithyananda. What is this? Another video from Rajiv that cultivates his rock star status. Pure credentials.



Cool. On December 24, 2018, Rajiv posts his interview with the Vice President of Suriname, Honorable Ashwin Adhin. What the heck? Suriname? Why that's a tiny South American country right on the Caribbean. Yo Ho Ho. And, right next door to another famous ashram of a highly spiritually advanced leader just like yourself. Jonestown and Reverand Jimmy Jones. He made Kool-Aid famous!

Way cool. Rajiv Malhotra rubbing knees with the Vice President of Suriname. Did Rajiv get him to sign up for an inter-life reincarnation trust management initiative? Perhaps your first paying customer.

Say, since Rajiv posted this on December 24th and you, Sri Nithyananda have been missing way before this video, you don't suppose that there's a connection between the two? Bummer that your passport expired back on September 30, 2018.

Were you, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, able to renew it? Bummer. That means that you are stuck where ever you are right now. We hope that you are looking after your hosts and treating them better than you did to your ashramites.

Good luck to you. We mean it, man.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Holy Houdini! Sex Swami Nithyananda is Absconding! It's Official. Non-bailable Warrant Issued.

Summary:

Today, 6 September 2018, there was a hearing date to allow Nithyananda's legal counsel to argue against allowing the forensic evidence, specifically the sleaze video, to be submitted as evidence. Sorry to say that none of Nithyananda's big-shot attorneys* showed up to the court. Nithyananda and the other accused (not counting Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Bhaktanadna, A-2, for he is already separated from the rest of the trial because he went AWOL last June) bother to show up either. The Judge had no choice but to issue non-bailable arrest warrants to Swami Nithyananda (A-1) and Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Sri Sachitananda (A-3). Gopal Reddy Sheelum already has a non-bailable warrant out for his head. The judge allowed Sri and Ma Sadhananda (A-4 and A-6) a break because they normally show up. The Judge also allowed Ragani Vallabhaneni, Ma Sachitananda (A-5) a break due to her serious illness of cancer. So, now the holy threesome (A1 thru 3) are all prison bound before the main trial begins if they get caught.

* It is our understanding that one local attorney did show up on behalf of Nithyananda. He wasn't prepared to argue and just informed the judge that the other high-profile attorneys including CV Nagesh and Paramila (Ranjitha's attorney) were too busy doing something else.

Please read the Court's Daily Status for 6 September 2018, which we posted in the comments below for the official ruling.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Hones in on his Disappearing Siddhis. Court Sees Differently. Absconding!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, where have you been? The CID police and the judge were looking all over for you today. Geez, you, Oh Great One, should have been there. At the very least, you, Salamander Nithyananda, should have brought your very own Hollywood Wax Museum piece, you know, the one that you put in center stage and have all your fawning sycophants worship when you are not there, which has been every day for almost three months. Yeah, that statue is totally creepy, but captures the essence of you. What irony. Hey, Nastyananda, do the eyes move in that statue like a grade 'B' horror movie? Just asking. OK, if that statue was too heavy for your muscle flexing yoga thugs to haul into the court, at least they should have brought in one of those cut-out cardboard pieces and told the judge that you're busy exploring the second dimension. And, as soon as one of your pretty room service ladies, ah, pumps you up and blows some life back into you, you'll be ready to proceed with the hearing. Or at least they could have said that you were run over by a steamroller and that you needed to take some of your so-called ayurvedic Viagra to pop up again. Who knows? They might have bought it.

But, now, Sri Nithyananda, your absense upset the judge, and he has cancelled your bail and issued a non-bailable arrest warrant out for you. All because you didn't show up. Tsk. Tsk.

And where were all your well-paid, well-dressed, and well-fed attorneys? Well, Well. There goes your wealth. They didn't bother to show up either. Was that like that hippie philosophy of 'what if they have a war and no one showed up'? Where were they? Were they too busy watching reruns of 'Dallas'? Did you not pay them? You oh knowing avatar of every known deity on the planet, couldn't have run out of cash, could you? We know that it's been almost three months since you last held one of your money-making programs where you separate 15 grand out dumb-as-paint dolts who've been lured in by the promise of learning grade 'B' magic tricks and passing those off as spirituality. A fool and his money are soon parted. But, you, Mr. Nithyananda, are no fool. No siree. How much money do you have squirreled away? And, what's the going currency in big house? We sure you'll have plenty of it.

Apparently, something was much more interesting to Nithyananda's attorneys than defending the Divine Avatar.
Perhaps they were binge watching reruns of 'Dallas'?

What do you have to say for yourself, MNr. Nithyananda? "Rrrgaga." What? That was short. What does that mean? "I can't talk now. The CID will be able to trace my hiding spot like they did last time, thanks to Bhaktananda and his 'Calling Mother India' calling card. Yeah, everyone calls me a mother these days, but I don't want to be called. I just want to be left alone with a few comfy amenities." So, it's true, Mr. Nithyananda, you're hiding? "Well, not exactly. I can't talk now. Here's a picture."

Sex Swami Nithyananda, the undisputed Abs Skunk King

Gee, Salamander Nithyananda, this picture seems a bit esoteric for us. What could it mean? We guess that there's a fine line between enlightened genius and downright weird and insane. We imagine that line is so thin that it doesn't exist at all. We see some buff guy showing off his tummy muscles and a stinky rodent wearing a crown on its head. Hey, Sri Nithyananda, that couldn't be you, is it? "The skunk?" No, don't be silly. The guy showing off his abdomen muscles. Yeah, it couldn't be you, oh Porkananda. Quite frankly, you've gotten quite chubby lately with all those room service ladies eager to please with late night snacks to go along with the midnight show. Sorry that we asked.

What could this picture mean? Hey, we think that we figured it out. It was like a puzzle. But, it obviously means that you, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, want to drink a six pack of royal skunk beer. Did we get it right? Or is it because you are the king of smelly bellies?

"Rrrrah!" OK. OK. A simple 'no' would be suffice. So, what could it possible mean, Oh Mr. Holy Molly with the Dolly? "I'm abs skunk king." What? How long have you 'downloaded' English for? Yup, we remember that when you first came to the United States back in 2003, you said that you Salami Nithyananda, downloaded English. Just like you downloaded Sanskrit. Like right. Remember how you said that you traveled the breadth of India and didn't touch money but you BOUGHT that 'Learn to speak Hindi' book at the train station? Or did you swipe it? And, then you that Hindi was like Sanskrit, so you downloaded the whole language. And, have you ever downloaded Kannada, the official language of the State of Karnataka where your HQ of La-La Land Ashram is situated? We know that you're most comfortable with Tamil. And, since almost all of your Indian followers are from Tamil, it's like forming a colony in Karnataka. But, really, Sri Nithyananda. You had that ashram in Karnataka for over 16 years now. You, Oh (de)Grating one, get pulled to Court almost daily now. So, when are you going to download Kannada? We wait. Soon, you might have all the time in the world to download anything you choose including "I Love Lucy" reruns. Sorry, we digress.

So, you say that the meaning to this picture that you presented to us is that you are Abs Skunk King?

Don't you mean absconding? With a 'D'? What could a 'D' possibly be associated with you, Creepyji Nithyananda?

Oh, dear, Sri Nithyananda. You better put a spin on this right now. Or you will lose every one of your followers who are still with you. All fifty of them. You better come up with something quick!

Hey, we know, just say that you are perfecting your disappearing siddhis. Poof! You're gone! And, that you'll gladly teach these disappearing siddhis at your next Maha Sadashivoham or Inner (rude) Awakening class at a baragin $30,000 a pop, which is only double of your latest $15,000 a pop that you charge to deprived sleep from once-rich seekers who hallucinate as they stare into bricks, peak under blindfolds, and move coconuts on other people's shaky hands. Hey, you could easily pull of that price of $30K if you can make everyone disappear without a trace. Just think of all the criminals on the run that will flood your ashram? Well, shucks, your ashram is already full of criminals. Your new marketing segment will feel right at home. Cool! We hear that cash register ringing already. Clink! Clink!

On the downside, Sri Nithyananda, is that if you show up then that nasty little non-bailable arrest warrant is going to snag you right into the slammer again. Clink! Clink! Ooopsie. We had the wrong sound effects earlier. Oh, well.

Hmmm... you, salamander Nithyananda, could do more of your distant learning. But, the CID Police might be able to trace your IP address.

Oh, we get it! You, Sri Nithyananda, will just use more siddhis to get out of every going to prison, other than the 53 days in 2010 and a couple of nights in 2012. Never again. And, you will be able to teach those siddhis along with your now proven disappearing siddhis to anyone who needs to disappear and reappear but not go to jail. You, oh great one, will not only get criminals on the lam, but you will get tax cheats, politicians, PR professionals, shady real estate agents like Bhakta, and even some professional sports figures when they miss a big game due to some hangover or failed drug test. Instead of $30,000 USD a pop, you can ask and get $100,000 a pop once you have perfected the technique yourself.

It goes a little like this. Anyone, we repeat, anyone can slip out of a pair of handcuff. Child's play. Why even Paris Hilton can do that.

Paris Hilton applies the handcuff escape technique taught by Siddhi Master, Sri Nithyananda, after being pulled over for having possession of Life Bliss Holy Water.

And, look, Sri Nithyananda, here's a shot from the latest hidden camera right in your bedroom.

Practice makes perfect. Sri Nithyananda teaches the art of
escape with one-on-one sessions in his bedroom.

Child's play! We get it now, Salami Nithyananda. You're a marketing genius. To be able to attract a large crowd that is willing to shell out the big bucks, you need to make quite a sensation. Just like Harry Houdini!

Sex Swami Nithyananda tied by his own chain of fools.

All dressed up and nowhere to go, except to the
big house for one very long dinner date.

To be seen or not to be seen? That is the question...with big consequences.  Most likely to be mean up the river for the rest of his life.

Get used to it, kid.  This will be the rest of your life rotting away
because of your appetites for the flesh. Over. Done. Finished.

Boxed in with no place to go.  All that yoga and meditation might come in handy when they put you in the hole.

Sex Swami in a can. Only room for one. Milking it for what its worth.

Yes, that's it, you have to attract the crowd and then make it sensational! Then escape! Then market it and milk it! Holy cash cow here you come!

But, what if things don't go as planned, Sri Nithyananda? Do you have a backup plan? If you don't, then you could be spending the rest of your life behind bars! Will the authorities allow room service ladies to come in and help keep you in your physical body if you're stuck in the slammer? If not, then what? Oh, Sri Nithyananda, you better have perfected those escape siddhis. We don't like the looks of things if you can't. For sures!

Wake up, followers. La-la land is over.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Did Sex Swami Nithyananda Run Away?

Nithyananda Absconding? A Poem for His Holy Highness Criminal

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how did your Kailish tour go? Sorry to hear that your Facebook profile has been 'hacked', but now it has been restored? Lots of new posts since then. Yes, we saw that Facebook picture of you and that empty bed. No room service lady to keep you comfortable and in your divine body? Must be rough.

Sure looks hot in that picture; not exactly Mount Kailash weather. Was the room still steamy? So where are you now? Room service porn queen, Ranjitha Menon, now re-branded as Ma Nithyananda Mayi, hinted that you were their walking around in circles in Varanasi, and Sri Akhil Kodali, Igor to Shashank, declared under penalty of perjury that he actually SAW that you, Your Holiness, were not at Kailash as advertised, but in Varanasi. Was this a deception to throw the police off? Please send us new pictures of you with embedded GSP data. We're your biggest followers, and we certainly want to follow you, Oh Great One, right into the court room.

Bad doggie! Caught making a mess in the cosmic pooja room, Sex Swami Nithyananda attempts to run away from his never-ending problems. (The bed is sure popular with this holy roller.)

Here's a poem, that you might appreciate:

Sex Swami Nithyananda can't come out to play
Because he put all his followers in the family way
Now that he is scared, he has ran away
Won't be back for another day (week, month, year, forever!)

Sorry, dear devotees. His Holly Highness has deserted you. Your just desserts.

Perhaps its time for all of you to do what Bhaktananda tried to do as he became a failed real estate salesman. And, that is pack it up and try to make a REAL living and add some kind of value in this world before you are dragged off, arrested, tried, and convicted.

La-la land is over.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Charges Framed Against Sex Swami Nithyananda & Other Thugs

The Trial for Rape, Fraud, Threat to Life, Criminal Conspiracy & Unnatural Sex has Began! (Tuesday, 5 June 2018)

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how did the tour to Cambodia go?

The law abiding Holy Tour Guide Nithyananda was kind enough to interrupt his money-making vacation in Cambodia just to attend Court on 5 June 2018 where the framing of the charges has began.

Waaaba Waaba Waabadoo Gee, it all sounds like Cambodian to us. You, Oh Maker of Fate, are quite an amazing linguist. Why we bet that there's nothing that you cannot do and of course teach. Let's see, you had create wealth, change the future, and gain 1313 magic sidhis that will amaze your friends and earn you a promotion at work. Why Nithyananda Greater than Hudini, slipping out of a pair of handcuffs must be child's play. Don't you agree? Why Divine Master of Debating and Other Such Orator Acts, we encourage you to start teaching a class on Divine Creativity. Look! Is this your artwork now?

Artwork: The Framing of the Charges by Master of Performing Arts, Sex Swami Nithyananda.

Oh, you're so creative, Sex Swami Nithyananda! We bet that's why you're sooo good in bed!

So, what happened in Court today? Did your Divine Excellency blow the judge away with your best Kala Bhairava impersonation on YouTube? What? The Judge was not impressed? And, then what? Oh no! The framing of the charges began? Does this mean that the trial that you said was dismissed long time back for rape, fraud, threat to life, criminal conspiracy & unnatural sex has began? Heavens! So it ain't so! This must be Kali Yuga!

And, what was your plea, Oh Master of Truth, Sex Salami Nithyananda? Not guilty? Well, there we go. No need to have a trial now. For you, Oh Grate Avatar of (de)Light and other Wordily Pleasures, only speak the truth. Case closed, right?

And, how about the other accused? What is their fate? All of them have started to have the charges against them framed too? All but, one? What divine entity escaped the stinky bad luck of Kali Yuga? Oh, it's Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, accused no. 2. Well, we're glad that at least one of the alleged criminals was saved. What happened? He didn't bother to show up? Gee, Salamander Nithyananda, you shouldn't have bothered to show up either. Look what happens! Oh, there's now an arrest warrant out for Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, who is now hawking property in Florida. If he gets deported, then will he still get his commission on his latest property sales? He might become very popular with lots of phone calls. Let's hope that he closes a big deal before he is hauled back into pokey.

And, how did the other five accused, oopsie, we meant to say four accused because Bhakta didn't make it to the party. So, how did the other four accused who were present in Court today plead? Not guilty. Innocent as a baby lamb. We have no idea what all the fuss is about. Perhaps Sri Sri Ravishakar is up to no good again. Meh. Interesting note, Mr. Nithyananda (accused no. 1, because you are always no. 1 in our book), your very first ashramite ever, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D. Jamunarani (accused no. 6), had to get a translator to understand the verbal charges in English into Tamil. But, wasn't she the that co-signed all your NDA consensual sex contracts? And, didn't your stellar, but pricey legal representation, Mr. CV Nagesh and Mr. Anand Sanjay Nuli admit in court that these NDA sex contracts were legitimate and that you did have consensal sex with all those ladies? And, were all those NDA sex contracts that were co-signed by your first ashramite, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D. Jamunarani (accused no. 6), who now lives far from your sphere of influence, in ENGLISH? Jeez, looks like Ma Nithya Sadhananda's enlightenment certificate has faded. She was authorized and signed legal documents in English and now she cannot even understand simple English in Court. That should be a good lesson to all your followers that they should never leave your sphere of La-La Land in Bidadi. Not good for their spirituality, language skills, or their common sense. God forbid, why would anyone ever want to leave you, Oh Holy Bloat with a Facial Goat?

Another fine mess you got us in, Sex Swami Nithyananda!  Let's not tell our followers.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, when is the next mandatory court appearance? Thursday, 14 June 2018? Bummer, that's smack in the middle of your next money-making holiday to Kailash.  Flip! The Court just doesn't understand the need to make money right now.  Just think, your Cambodian tour for the bargain price of $6,000 U.S.D. for six days would have netted over $1 Million Dollars if 200 people signed up.  ($6,000 minus $1,000 - for expenses) x 200 suckers = $1,000,000). Your Kailash Tour at $10,000 U.S.D. a pop could land you a couple of million if the turnout was good. Oh, dear.  We guess you'll have to rely on Ma NithyaPancakeMakeupAnanda on her seductive ways to get the next batch of IA suckers to cough up the cash in advance. But, she holds an enlightenment certificate from you, Oh (de)Grating Tantric Master, Nithyananda, so we know that she'll be up for it.

Dang! The next mandatory court appearance  is set for 14 June 2018, right in the middle of another planned money-making vacation to Mount Kailash.

Golly, Sri Nithyananda, this is going be kind of hard to hide.  It will be like trying to hide a gorilla in brothel. Hey, we said gorilla. Yes, we know that you, Tantric Master Debater, Nithyananda, only had consensual sex with ladies 18 or over. At least that's what they said as they signed your NDA sex contract. Back to hiding a gorilla in a brothel, oh, but we almost forgot, you Holy Tantric Roller, Nithyananda, are already an experienced expert in that. 

Like Hiding a Gorilla in a Brothel

Hope still remains!

Keep posted for new updates.

Supporting FAKE News: (DANGER! Don't read this! it's fake, really?)

• Karnataka trial court frames charges against Nithyananda in rape case (source: The News Minute)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Dharma Wins! Cult Loses. (Round 2) Supreme Court of India (again) Orders Crushing Defeat to Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult

The Supreme Court of India tells Sex Swami Nithyananda and the Other Five Accused to Start Their Trial Now! (This Tuesday, 5 June 2018)

In a resounding legal victory for dharma and a crushing defeat for Sex Swami Nithyananda and the other five accused criminals, the Supreme Court of India today, 1 June 2018, ordered that their criminal charges of rape, criminal intimidation, conspiracy, destruction of evidence, abetting to rape and sexual abuse, abnormal sex, threat to life, and lots of felony fraud must get started now. It took the Apex Court less than five minutes to deny at least three neatly dressed attorneys the opportunity to convince the Supreme Court that it should consider the pleas of serial obstructionists and quash the criminal proceedings that are leveled against them and walk away scot-free. The Supreme Court reasoned that in light of the unfavorable order from the session court of the Ramnagaram Criminal Court and in light of the unfavorable appeal order from the High Court of Karnataka, that Nithyananda and his hoard of thugs don't have a case. Scram! Get the criminal trial started! Times up! It's been nearly eight years now.

UPON hearing the counsel the Court made the following

O R D E R

We do not find any reason to interfere with the order passed by the High Court.

The special leave petitions are dismissed.

However, it is made clear that the Trial Court will decide the matter without being influenced by the observation made in the impugned order.

Download the Order from the Supreme Court of India's Website

So, will Nithyananda's attorneys still bill their clients? We know that they are in it just for the charity to help an Divine Avatar out of a hot seat. Frankly, they didn't do anything, except stand their with their limbs blowing in the wind. It must be a long trip back to their five-star hotel. Pity. But, thank goodness for Inner Awakening fees. Today probably just costs less than seven participants. (7 x $15,000 = $105,000 - the cost of being a holy criminal.)

Sayonara, Sex Swami Nithyananda. You exhausted your final appeal. No more. Finished. You and the others must stand trial.

So, all eyes will be on this coming TUESDAY, 5 June 2018, where the framing of the charges begin. Nithyananda and the others must enter their please of 'guilty' or 'not guilty'. There can be no more appeals launched by the defendants. Next stop is a trial.

Hooray for Tuesday (especially, Tuesday 5 June 2018)

So, you sheltered ashramites in Bidadi, you better get your cardboard cutouts ready and your poopipadikas wiped clean. Because this is all that you're going to see of your beloved sex offender, Nastyananda, for that day and probably several days after that.

It will be hard to take, but the fake news that you were told to ignore just might be real.

But, the worst for you is yet to come...

Supporting News: (Hey, don't read this! it's fake, right?)

• Setback for Nithyananda as SC Dismisses Discharge Petition Plea (source: IndiaToday)


• SC Trashes Nithya’s Discharge Plea (source: Deccan Herald)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Nithyananda Loses High Court Appeal - Framing of the Charges to Begin

Nowhere to Go! Sex Swami Nithyananda and the Other Five Accused Scheduled to Start the Framing of the Charges Against Them

Good news! On May 16, 2018, the High Court of Karnataka under Judge RB Budihal soundly came out against Nithyananda and his cult.

Here is the ruling as posted in the High Court of Karnataka's website:

http://judgmenthck.kar.nic.in/judgmentsdsp/bitstream/123456789/216479/1/CRLRP211-18-16-05-2018.pdf

Nithyananda and the other five accused are just that much closer to their criminal trial. Justice will prevail.

We were not expecting this victory. We had serious doubts about the fairness of the recent court proceedings. After all, the presiding judge dismissed Lenin and Aarthi from the case back in March 2, 2018, in spite of the fact that they successfully petitioned the Supreme Court at least twice throughout the nearly eight years this case has been active. Their dismissal from the case was without warrant nor precedent. Sad.

Back to the Ruling of May 16, 2018. Judge RB Budihal ruled that there is enough evidence to start framing of the charges against Nithyananda and the other five accused. Judge RB Budihal also denied Nithyananda's claim to introduce 'new' and 'revised' evidence that Nithyananda's team created.

Of course, Nithyananda is expected to appeal this ruling to the Supreme Court of India. But, he can only buy time. It is unlikely that the Supreme Court of India will give any consideration to Nithyananda's arguments since both the High Court and the criminal trial court in Ramanagara Court ruled that Nithyananda and the other five accused should start the framing of the charges.

Another big benefit is that this ruling puts the burden to file the appeal on Nithyananda's legal team. Since Judge RB Budihal removed Aarthi and Lenin from the case, they cannot file the appeal if the ruling had been in Nithyananda's favor. That would have left only the State of Karnataka to file the appeal. If the state filed the appeal, then it might have the full resources available or the political will and the appeal could have been incomplete, incorrectly filed, late, etc., and a number of things could have gone horribly wrong. Now, Nithyananda has to file, and his argument is very, very, very weak. There's even a strong chance that the Supreme Court of India will deny hearing the case, since it has already ruled that the trial court should rule on the matter and that there should be no delay. Done!

It should be noted that Judge RB Budihal did allow one of the charges to be dropped against accused no. 2, Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami. These dropped charges are under section 212 IPC, which is harboring a fugitive. as you recall, Gopal Reddy Sheelum was caught along with a gang of Nithya Thugs when Nithyananda was arrested in April 2010. Out of all the thugs caught, only Gopal Relddy Sheelum, now a failed real estate broker in Florida, spend 53 days in the women's prison (yes, women's prison) along with, but in isolation to, Sex Swami Nithyananda. This dropping of the charges was not due to excellent legal represntation by that daft attorney, C.V. Nagesh. (Remember, it was C.V. Nagesh in the recent High Court of Karnataka sessions that gave us that special gift of changing the true-and-tried defense story that Nithyananda was no longer impotent and couldn't have sex to the new and revised story that all of Nithyananda's sex was consensual as per the sex contract. Like right.) The dropping of 212 IPC. was a revision that the Supreme Court had made. But no worries. Gopal Reddy Sheeul still can be tried for 120b of the IPC. 120b of the IPC is for criminal conspiracy that mandates a minimum of two years in prison and could be up to life in prison or even the death penalty. So, we expect to hear that Gopal Reddy Sheelum will have a lot more heart problems in the very near future. (As you recall, Gopal Reddy Sheelum skipped all the other mandated hearing appearances with the excuse that he had unsubstantiated heart surgery, which the Court is not buying.

Back to the trial court in Ramanagara Session Court on Monday, May 28, 2018. The Court had a session and demanded that Nithyananda and the other five accused be present. Only three of the six accused showed up. Of course, Gopal Reddy Sheelum used the true-and-tried heartache excuse. Not buying it. Accused no. 4, Mr. T. Dhanasekaran, Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ayya (if you remember him, he was the super-rich little troll with a beard that ran Sex Swami Nithyananda's brothel in Bididi. Officially, Ayya was the Secretary) wasn't there. Neither was his wife, Accused no. 6, Ms. D Jamunarani, a.k.a. Ma Sadhananda, whose was the co-signer to all of Nithyananda's sex contracts that obtained the 'consensual' consent for the Divine Pervert to abuse them. Saintly. Ma Sadhananda was alleged to be Nithyananda's FIRST ashramite, Ayya was no. 2, back in the early days. Now they spend their time far, far, far, away from the Avatar. Their loss. Now the reason for the three's absent is ill health. Gopal, accused no. 2, and Ma Sadhananda, accused no. 6, claim to be just too sick to attend. Loyal hubby, Ayya, had to be by his ailing wife's side and she probably projected vomit like the green pea soup scene in The Exorcist at the thought that a lengthy prison sentence is just a few weeks away. We suspect that Nithyananda's healer's certificate only works when you are a bonafide slave at the ashram and this certificate can and will be revoked at any time. We'll send them a get well card.

So, the Session Court in Ramanagara ordered all six accused to be in attendance on June 5, 2018. Dang, this is very inconvenient, for the Holy Tour Guide (Nithyananda) has freshly advertised another holy tour to Cambodia from June 3, to June 8, 2018. Will he abscond and have a money-making vacation (full of consensual sex, of course)? Stay tuned.

The June 5, 2018 hearing date is for the framing of the charges. So, it's serious folks. The Court's records indicate thaat it is not amused by the antics of Nithyananda's legal team. But, this could just be posturing.

Fresh off the press. The Deccan Herald just reported that Nithyananda's legal team, i.e. C.V. Nagesh, has approached the Supreme Court of India to appeal the High Court of Karnataka's ruling of May 16, 2018. The Supreme Court of India has agreed to hear the matter this Friday, June 1, 2018. So, this could be an up-and-down-and-back-at-the-session-court just in time for framing of the charges, which is now scheduled for Tuesday, June 5, 2018. Stay tuned!

Here are some of related news articles:

https://www.deccanherald.com/city/hc-refuses-discharge-nithya-5-others-rape-case-670807.html

http://www.newindianexpress.com/cities/bengaluru/2018/may/20/rape-case-setback-for-nithyananda-others-as-hc-dismisses-revision-pleas-1718038.html

http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/bangalore/hc-upholds-decision-to-frame-charges-against-nithyananda/article23937522.ece

The Hindu posted the story a second time:

http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/tp-national/tp-karnataka/hc-upholds-lower-court-ruling-against-nithyananda/article23940627.ece

https://www.thenewsminute.com/article/k-taka-hc-refuses-entertain-pleas-nithyananda-charges-be-framed-rape-case-81627

Just in:

https://www.deccanherald.com/state/nithyananda-moves-sc-seeks-discharge-rape-case-672219.html

So, this is a HUGE victory!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.