Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Sex Swami Nithyananda's Supreme Court Hearing on Aug 17, 2017, Back to Jail?


An Update (December 3, 2017): Second try. After many false starts, the Supreme Court of India's online website posted a tentative schedule stating that the matter regarding Nithyananda Swami's motions would be heard on Tuesday, December 5, 2017. And, yes, the hearing date is scheduled at 2:00 p.m. on Tuesday, December 5, 2017.

In November 2017, the Madras (Chennai) High Court gave Ranjitha and Sri Nithya Atmaprabhananda the stay (delay) that the sought. Those two criminals were losing the case, and just as it was about to get thrown out, they filed a motion with 'new' (after eight years) evidence based on more lies. But, their case will become moot (irrelevant) if Mr. Nithyananda's trial proceeds and he is found guilty. Meanwhile, the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab declared that it was Ranjitha and Nithyananda in the sleaze videos. This blows a HUGE hole (no pun intended) into the alleged allegations that Ranjitha and others have filed to harass Aarti and Lenin. As soon as we know more details, we will post it here. Thanks for your patience. Stay tuned.

Will the Supreme Court Send Nithyananda Back to Jail? Nail Biting Time
Jai Parmesan Cheese, Cheese, Cheese Nithyananda Salami Key Jail!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. No one has finished us off yet; is every thing OK? Are your devotees, oh, degrading one, doing their job? Mrehh, Mrehh, Mrehh! Gee, you, Center of the Cosmic Cesspool, Nithyananda, don't need to get touchy. Yeah, we get it. Running a cult for a bunch of angry and frustrated people isn't easy. We have to hand it to you for your superb job of keeping them all distracted while extracting all of their wealth. Brilliant!

We were just admiring pictures of you, Oh Great god of Crocodile Smiles, Nithyananda, on the day that should all bring us great joy, Guru Poornima, July 9, 2017. Quite frankly, your smile seemed a little more forced and faked than it usually looks. Your eyes, oh great one, were glazed over into a different zone, much like a snake's before mating. Were you in samadhi? Reminiscing about Ranjitha? Or was it something else? Well, shucks, if you were not so enlightened, then we swear that it looked like you, Avatar of Tar, Nithyananda, were worried sick.
See it now: Sex Swami Nithyananda Looks Worried on Guru Purnima 2017
(Warning: goes to sex swami's website - condom required)

Gee, Sex Swami Nithyananda, you were not worried about the Supreme Court date that was to be held on July 17, 2017 just eight days after Guru Poornima? Of course not. Why you, Self-proclaimed Creator of the Universe and Divine Keeper of Thugs, have nothing to worry about. This is all the lela (divine play) that you created in order to instruct your slavish followers to take down blogs, comments, lives, everything from people who just don't get it and don't see you as the Divine Master of the Cosmos. We have to admit, that your ploy, Sex Swami Nithyananda, sure works when it comes time to raise more money to fund your legal team. Why, Oh Great One, you really can squeeze water out of rocks or at least from people who are as dumb as a sack of rocks. Good one!

But, what's all the fuss about just one court date? You, Salamander Nithyananda, have figured out how to game the system. Just file defamation cases in as many courts as you possibly can, then intentionally send the summons to the wrong address. Give a Disneyland t-shirts to the local judge. And, voila! You, Master of Deceit, Nithyananda, have CULTivated a handful of arrest warrants against anyone who speaks out against you. Just like a modern day Duryodhana, you can shoot these arrows to anyone who gets in the way. Brillant. Just like you, Oh Master of the Legal System, Nithyananda, did to your old protagonist and whistleblower Lenin just a few days ago when he appeared in court to another (false) case against him and then got arrested for another false case that he didn't know even existed.
Read the Story: Sex Swami Nithyananda Gets Bengaluru Police to Whisk Whistleblower from Court
That will make sure that no one leaks another private video of you, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, sharing your ancient tantric sleaze online again. Done!

So, once again, there's nothing to worry about the next Supreme Court case hearing that will be on this Thursday, August 17, 2017? Right? Most likely, your attorneys will ask for a stay for another month, and then everyone will have to come back next month. Repeat. And, you, Great Gamer of Legal Action Nithyananda, will tell all your sycophants (for Nithyananda should be spelled as psychophants) "How do you keep a bunch of morons in deep, deep, deep suspense?" And, they will all be staring at you, Parmesan Nithyananda, in deep, deep, deep suspense waiting for your divine answer. Guaranteed. Do you remember, Pornohamsa Nithyananda, how you thought of this strategy and revealed it to your ashramites in L.A. on or around November 2006? Then, you hatched this plot against "yellow journalism". But why just yellow? You, Salami Nithyananda, have a way to make everyone turn green, just like All Green Muckateering, a one-stop shop for low-grade content. But, we digress.

So, what's at stake at the Supreme Court? You, Swami Nithyananda, have the dream-team of lawyers, so you will certainly win. Oh, you All Compassionate One Nithyananda, want to have all the medical records and all the information about all the (allege) victims that have come out and accuse you of rape and other crimes. You, Keeper of Fairness Nithyananda, won't use that information to harass, intimidate, or even kill these poor (alleged) victims? Of course not! You, Oh Degrading One Nithyananda, just want to heal them and send them in the right direction, right? (But, you'll leave it to your thugs to finish them off.)
Read the News: Nithyananda Criminal RAPE Case: Supreme Court to Hear Final Arguments on July 17 (now delayed until August 17, 2017)
Oh, no, Sri Nithyananda. We have a concern. What if the Supreme Court justices have been doing independent research and stumbled upon that Guruphiliac Blog and Guruphiliac on Facebook! Ouch! Their minds just might be swayed into denying your legal motions. And, get this, Great Goopru Nithyananda, what if the Supreme Court justices are followers of your arch rival Sri Sri Ravi Shankar? After all, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar is everything that you claim to be. It will be like the battle of the Titans! You both battle over the same marketing segment of gullible new age spiritual seekers that are easily influenced to do your bidding and have at least $10,000 USD of disposable money that will be quickly separated. Extra bonus if they are hot and sexy or have a spouse that is hot and sexy. Perfect! But, if these judges are followers of Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, then they might have it out for you! Watch out!


Hmmm. This could be tricky, Salami Nithyananda. But, really, what's the worst thing that these Supreme Court judges could do? We think that they can only deny your motions. That's all. At least that's all that is in front of them, right?

But, what if these judges get frisky? Sex Swami Nithyananda, could these judges revoke your bail privileges with prejudice? Would that mean that you are heading back to prison until the trial starts? At this rate, it could be 2033 before the trial starts. You, Porkananda Nithyananda, will be old and fat(ter). The victims? They will die of old age. Is that what you, Mr. Nithyananda, were trying to do? Certainly you, Oh Grate One, would never do the cowardly thing and try to hide behind a bunch of loopholes as you search for your personal loose holes. Never! But, what if your bail is revoked? Will you be able to appeal an order from the Supreme Court? Of course, you own and then rent out the cosmic court of law, but will the Supreme Court abide to do that? Would that get you out of jail and allow you to pick up another $2,000,000 USD from just 200 Innerawakening participants? Now we are just about as worried as you are, Master of the Unclutch Technique Nithyananda!

Everyone who walks through these doors brings joy.
Some as they walk in.
Some as they walk out.
And, some as they return.


Sex Swami Nithyananda gets his daily walk when he's let out of his crate.


Did they at least provide a bowl of water?


Shutting the door tightly to make sure that the jailbird doesn't fly the coop.


Loose shoes and a nice warm place to think about tantric practices.


We don't like the looks of this, Sri Nithyananda. If you are in jail again, then what are we going to do? Who will we spend our time and all our money? We suppose that we could do crossword puzzels. But, crossword puzzles just don't have the same effect as blogging about all your heavenly sent divine virtues. Those puzzles stimulate our brain, which is something we're not used to after following your teaching. Look, we're trying one right now. Sri Nithyananda, what's another name for 'Paramahamsa Nithyananda' and has eight letters, begins with a 'D' has 'CH' in the middle and ends with a 'G'? Really, we don't know. Is it dachshunddog? No, that has 12 letters. Sorry, we don't know what came of us to think of about you as a dachshund dog. No resemblence at all!



And, what if, Sri Nithyananda, if the Supreme Court does more! What if the Supreme Court freezes all your assets and bank accounts? Horrible! And, what if it establishes an aggressive corruption probe that is led by the CBI? Devastating! And, what if the Supreme Court demands that your manlihood tests be completed? Stiffed! And, what if the Supreme Court sets irrevocable trial dates for your rape case? Stuck! And, what if it seals off your ashram like the Chief Minister of Karnataka did in 2012? Deadly! What will all your ashramites do?

Look out! Nithya Zombies with no place to go and time on their hands.


After all, Sri Nithyananda, your ashramites have been sleep deprived and have either been sexed deprived or oversexed; (you call it tantra and experimenting). But, really the only doing activities they do all day are things like pada poojas with their little tin kits all day, when they aren't trolling the internet for anything negative about you, Oh Great One, and getting it deleted and then harassing anyone who posted such scandalous material. Well, they could get a job as Trump supporters. So, there's a chance. And, other skills such as swinging around a pole in their skivvies just might get them employment at certain locations. So, there's not without a glimmer of hope. But, on the most part, it isn't looking good. What will we do, Parmesan Nithyananda?

Stay tuned until Thursday.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

10 comments:

  1. you people will never get away with this! Making fun of my Swami! You will pay for this! You will die of cancer or some other horrible disease!

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    1. OM Namah Shivaya.

      Spoken like a true believer.

      Jai Maa.

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  2. OM Namah Shivaya,

    Good news. We made it easier for people to leave us comments. We removed the 'I'm not a robot' barrier. Google did a great job of preventing anonymous comments, and well, we would rather wade through the spam. So, tell us what you think. Thanks!

    Jai Maa.

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  3. I just don't get it. How is this scam artist avoiding this case for 8 years, and no one is noticing, not even when he's openly bullying the whistleblowers? The information is all out there, and the information that's not has been taken of by litigation which only makes it more suspicious to anyone with common sense. It is clear to anyone that it's not a conspiracy of any kind. But no media people, no channels, no big well-known youtubers.

    Maybe he should be teaching people sales, marketing and PR, rather than enlightenment. He's amazing at it!

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  4. I sure hope Nithy goes to jail like bling baba Ram Rahim.

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  5. Why don't we discuss selvam siddhar or Annamalai Annamalai. He is spending 22 years in US jail. But govt of India should give him award for lierally agreeing all young and old , no ?

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  6. Yes good guy siddhar selvam

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  7. How is swamiji Seri Sri Selvan Siddhar doing now?

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    1. OM Namah Shivaya.

      Thanks for asking. Justice caught up to the convicted criminal, Swamiji Sri Selvam Siddhar, a.k.a. Annamalai Annamalai, a.k.a. Dr. Commander Selvam. He received a 27-year prison sentence for 34 felony convictions that included bank fraud, tax evasion, and other crimes including money laundering as well as obstruction. He was 49 when he was sentenced. So, simple math is that he will get out of prison at age 76 if he serves his full sentence. The judge also prohibited him from conducting any so-called 'spiritual' services and will be tightly monitored in prison to ensure that he doesn't harass, intimidate, or sell his special brand of so-called spiritual snake oil.

      With any luck, he will die the day before he is to be released from prison.

      Sometimes, justice does happen. We're still waiting for Nithyananda's day. Inch-by-inch, his noose is tightening too.

      There are many articles about him:

      https://www.huffingtonpost.in/2015/04/15/indian-priest-georgia-sentenced_n_7068434.html

      https://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/morning_call/2015/04/hindu-temple-leader-dr-commandergets-27-years-in.html

      https://www.americanbazaaronline.com/2014/08/26/bogus-indian-american-multimillionaire-swami-commander-selvam-find-nirvana-jail/

      Jai Maa.

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  8. What is the status of Nithyananda now?

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