Is Sex Swami Nithyananda a Cult or Not? Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady Spills the Beans
Nithyananda, a bonafide super-powered vending machine.
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Well, this is hard to explain why we haven't posted anything anytime soon. But, all those legal intimidations from so many of your followers. After forking over $10,000 USD and gaining your instant enlightenment complete with a graveyard initiation, do they also get a law degree? Wwwrrreeevvaa. Wwwrrreeevvaa. Wwwrrreeevvaa. Our gruntanese is a bit rusty, but we believe you said that all the judges in King County, Washington, should be replaced with Magic Eight Balls. Not a bad choice, there, considering the quality of judgments that come out of that place (like Vinay's wrongful conviction that was based on hearsay and lies). Is there something in the water there? Oh, they all dropped by your new and improved city center on the outer-outskirts of Seattle; Issaquah, Washington, to be exact. Based on the behavior of your followers, perhaps Sasquatch, Washington would be a more fitting place. Tell, us, now that it takes over an hour to negotiate a journey to this center spiritual bliss retreat deep far away from where anyone lives (except Big Foot), can more than two people enter at a time? Just asking. It looks kind of small to host all of your millions of followers. And, yes, we remember back when you once had your North American HQ in Durate, California, that you liked your room service ladies to come in one at a time, but on special occasions, you had a twosome going. Those must have been quite some spiritual encounters. We couldn't imagine. Will this down-sized shack reminds us when you, Salamander Nithyananda, used to shack up nightly.
While we have your attention there, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, we just wanted to say how appalled we were to see more defaming videos against the Avatar of Tar, self-proclaimed God in-carne, His Royal Highnass, and the best Kalbhairav and Maha Kali impersonator on YouTube, be ridiculed by some unenlightened chap who was obviously is on the payroll for Tesco. Look! He shamelessly promotes its Cream Bisquits. Crumby indeed. Do you serve those for afternoon snacks during Living Enlightenment? Now, don't tell us that sugar is bad. We all remember how you stuffed your face with Fig Newtons in Krishnalaya in Northern California in 2005 during your acharaya training. Gee, SwineJi Nithyananda, you sure packed on the pounds there. Perhaps you better lay off the Fig Newtons until you slim down and get rid of that pot belly of yours. Are you pregnant? You, Oh, DeGrading One, Nithyananda, might have to start wrapping with two sarees (not that you already do this. wink. wink.) And, who knows, You just might get Type 2 Diabetes. Everything is so sweet about you, Mr. Nithyananda. Will you, great Eeler, Nithyananda, be able to heal yourself? Obviously, you're not able to do tantric by yourself. Ranjitha, Queen of the bottoms-up belly dances, will testify to that.
Fig Newtons. Once a favorite munchie of the holy renunciant, Porkananda Nithyananda. |
Well, this guy who never was dragged into the graveyard after midnight for that final initiation into the wonderful enriching world of enlightenment that is only valid at your ashram and city centers had some choice words for you. He said, get this, that you're a super-power vending machine. How false! Anyone knows that vending machines require coins, and at $10,000 USD a pop, that would be just too many coins to insert. Those gullible hands would be too tired to do all the lifting and massaging and check writing, etc. if they had to insert a never ending stream of coins And, how about all those slots that vending machines have for coins? Why everyone knows that you, Mr. Nithyanaanda, are the one who is inserting things into slots. Not the other way around. Totally backwards. So it is proven that you, Coinmaster Nithyananda, are not a vending machine by any means.
And, you know what, Piggiesananda Nithyananda, he had the odosity to say that the hand moves before the coconut! Can you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, imagine that? Well, of course, your now famous videos with Ranjitha clarified that your hands always move before the coconuts. Let's keep it to coconuts and keep clam shells off the menus.
And, this guy doesn't stop there. He has the nerve to make fun of your number one showcase room service lady (second only to Ranjitha). Yes, this is none other than Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda, who we refer to fondly as Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady. (You, Oh Great Pornomahamsa, Nithyananda, you might call her super make out lady, but we'll for the next round of videos to get released.) Oh, here's a picture of Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda now. At least we think that's her.
But, what's behind the mask? Sorry we ever asked. |
Well, gee, it might be her. It's hard to tell with all that makeup on. Sri Nithyananda, how much does it cost to pay for all that makeup that Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda cakes on every day? Does she use a trowel? Does a nominal portion of the $10,000 USD a-pop-fees go to help replenish her makeup fund? Does all that swatic food help cleanse her face at night after packing a quarter inch of powered goop on? Is she trying to hide something like some pimples? Whiskers? Namo scars? Soulless soul (size 13)? Quite frankly, Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady looks like Vampira to us. Frightening.
Not all the screaming happens just during tantric sessions. Just ask Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady, Swaroopapriyananda. |
Yikes! Well, this unenlightened guy has the nerve to say that Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda is so open that her brains have fallen out. Gee. Everyone knows that you, Living Avatar, Nithyananda, demand that every participant must leave their minds behind along with their sandals at the door. So, of course, Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda is mindless, along with anyone else that has been through your programs. It's a fact. And, all that makeup ensures that nothing will get out. It's bullet proof! So, her brains will stay firmly in place until a power washer with bleach is applied. Then, and only then there's a chance that her brains might slip out. But, no worries, there Sex Swami Nithyananda. This next fat lady who is covered with tattoos, (a.k.a. Ma Nithya Devi Oman / Mahayogini Nithya Mahayogananda) will be sure to spit her brains back out. A safety net. Guaranteed.
And, Sex Swami Nithyananda, how many aliases does Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady have? Let's count them, but we might have to take off our shoes to get them all. But, don't worry, there, Sri Nithyananda, we'll leave our shoes at the door along with our mind. It's the way that you like things. OK, let's' count. First, there's Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda complete with her own Facebook account. Nice. But, wait, there's also Mahant Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda, which deserves its own second Facebook page. Salami Nithyananda, does that make her two-faced? Really, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady packs enough makeup for ten faces. Kind of like Dasara Ravana's little sister. Is she part of your family, Salamander Nithyananda? But, wait there's more. In Google+ and YouTube, she spells her name with a 'U' as in U-boat, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda. Hmmmm, Sex Swami Nithyananda, did Ma Nithya Pancake Lady graduate from your Gurukul? Just asking. But, we're not finished. Let's see, an earlier incarnation of Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady as Ma Nithya Sudevi. And, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady started off, unenlightened we assume, as Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry. That's quite a transformation. Did you know, Sri Nithyananda, that Sarah Stephanie Landry (and all her aliases) once sent us a death threat? Yup, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady promised that our heads would be cut off (by presumably you, Oh Great One) in six months. That was over five years ago. A little late, we presume, but we're still waiting. Is that how you, Mr. Nithyananda, give your devotees instant enlightenment, and make them mindless entities? How nice of of both of you. Doesn't Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady remind you of those 'sexy' spiders that lures victims into your cult web and then she bites their heads off? Nasty, indeed, but a perfect fit for your business operations. How many heads has she personally collected? Can she give one of them away in a raffle to the highest bidder? Just asking.
Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda helps lure fresh victims into Sex Swami Nithyananda's cult web where they await a deadly kiss and their minds to be chopped off and left dangling for eternity. |
But, let us say no more, Sex Swami Nithyananda. Here! This is the offending video:
Cult or Not? Man-god Worshiper Explains How She is Not in a Cult
So, Divine Avatar of All Things, Nithyananda, what are you going to do? Make it go away. Please. This will definitely impact your marketing initiatives. It also will adversely impact your ability to pay for all your attorneys at the Supreme Court hearings regarding your rape case. Paying for these professional services to an avatar like you will not come easily if there's a significant loss of revenue. So, please! For Humanity! Make it go away!
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '
Glad to see that you are back! Keep on exposing this fraud.
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Me and my friends have amazing super powers as well..plse see for yourselves!..and we teach you how to do it yourself for free!!!
Thats right..free
OM Namah Shivaya,
DeleteThanks, SS, you and your friends should get a job at Mr. Nastydom's asharam. You will be able to lure gullible idiots to part with $10,000 USD by saying your magic tricks or Divine siddhis (paranormal powers) directly from the avatar of sleaze, Nithyananda. You will be in great demand. And for an additional $5,000 USD, you can teach the chosen few how to obtain the magical paranormal power, so they can reproduce the very same tricks to their family and friends (provided that they have any family or friends after a visit to Mr. Nithyananda's ashram.)
Jai Maa.
Hi, do you happen to still have the leaked audio conversation between nithya and dharma that was taken down through a copyright notice? Not the text version. The audio. That was a smoking gun!
DeletePlease also let me know how I can contact you privately.
DeleteOM Namah Shivaya.
ReplyDeleteHappy Janmashtami!
Hello Anon. We can neither deny nor confirm what evidence we have. Not at least until we are certain of who you are, what you have done, and what is your intent. Other factors could then be considered after satisfying these conditions.
The first step would to be to contact us through the email address above (near the top of the blog - "justice2nithyananda4crimes...") Kindly ping us with a *PRIVATE* message through the post that you sent us an email. (That will speed things up considerably.)
We look forward to your communication.
Jai Maa.
Thanks. I've just sent you a mail. No funny business here. Just another guy whose life has been ruined (indirectly) by this unrepentant scam artist (have you seen his recent videos? he started to rival the late and great L. Ron Hubbard in the sheer effortlessness of his bullshit)
DeleteMa Nithya Pancake Lady has been reading your blog. And, she promptly put out a video for damage control. Too late.
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25 minutes of droning annoyance, and you get to see her put on makeup at the end. Such a treat from such an empty soul.
OM Namah Shivaya.
ReplyDeleteApparently, the protectors of the Big Lizard King, Crocodile-smile Nithyananda, are upset with us. Shucks.
Do they teach useful things like spelling and grammar in Nithyananda's ashram? Just curious.
Jai Maa.
I think it's childish to mock a woman's looks just because you don't like her. And before you get defensive, let me say that she is another woman with low self esteem and is codependent of this swamy creep.
ReplyDeleteThese Hindu "gurus" aren't any different from Catholic priests and deserve to be held accountable of their actions.
If you're offended by my criticism, let me just say that if you come across as a troll, then you deserve to be treated as such and no one will feel sorry for you.
OM Namah Shivaya
DeleteHi NithyaTroll, Thanks for your amusing comment. We've been called lots of things by NithyaTrolls, 'childish' is both a first and perhaps the mildest. But, we can forgive you, some day. Incidentally, you gave yourself away as being a NithyaTroll by comparing the Predator Avatar, Sex Swami Nithyananda, with Catholic priests. Only NithyaTrolls make this comparison. Although we recognize that it must have just killed you to write, 'swamy creep'. Nice try to hide yourself. Next time, you might gain a little more legitimacy than your failed attempt if you added Sex Swami's name, 'Nithyananda' and then wrote something that would be both true and attention grabbing. Example: "Sex Swami Nithyananda's soul is lower than a pile of fermented dog excrement that flies would be ashamed to land on." Now, that would give your post some credit.
If you are referring to our mocking of Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady, a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry, but better known in your circles as Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda, we have no problem is she wants to cake on a pile of makeup on her face like a fixer-upper project from Home Depot (a popular hardware store). However, we do have a HUGE problem with behavior. In addition to her sending us a death-threat email on Valentine’s Day 2012 (how ironic) that stated that our heads will be cut off in six months (to date, we haven't become decapitated yet), we know that she is the new driving force to the nasty things in Nithyananda's camp. She not only knows all the nasty fraud that happen in Sex Swami's La-La Land (his Prozac-laced ashram) and covers them up, she is an active participant and benefits from this deception. We accuse her of profiting greatly from each person that she lures in, for we know first hand that this was the commission practice in 2006-8, when we were insiders in Nithyananda's scam-land. And, based on her ambitious rise within the Sex Swami's Sensual Palace, where she successfully bumped off and sent into exile an alleged murder, accused no. 2, Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda, where he was then demoted him to 'promote' Nithyananda in Haridware (unfiendly territory) and then got him to resign his position to hawk condos in Florida. (Let's hope that he doesn't rat on Nithyananda to save himself a few extra years behind bars.) After this coup, we suspect that Sarah Stephanie Landry, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda, then displaced bonafide porn star and co-star of the sleaze videos, Ranjita Menon, who is last known as 'Nithyananda Moyi' and sent her into exile in New Delhi, we have to say that lady certainly knows how to claw her way to the top.
But, success of being the new no. 2 comes at a price. Her ruthless behavior has led us to believe that she was behind the alleged murder of Sangeetha Arjunan and orchestrated the following coverup. It was obviously that Sarah Stephanie Landry, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda, was the driving force to have little children say lude and lasvacious remarks on YouTube. So, low self-esteem? Hardly. If you referred to her as a 'low-soul' who would sell her own child for money and power, now that seems more consistent.
We are confident that if the CID does investigate the mysterious death of Sangeetha Arjunan, then Sarah Stephanie Landry, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda, will need more than just makeup to cover up her role in the alleged murder. If found guilty, which is likely, she could be serving a double-life sentence, which is very fitting for such a low-life.
Now, if you were talking about Ma Praba and low self-esteem, you might have a point. Based on her videos, she obviously is in a lot of pain, and she knows that her options are few and none. Sad. We hope that she can pull it together and save herself. But, the odds are that she won't be able to.
So our dear NithyaTroll, keep coming back and read all our posts. Feel free to comment. Your remarks won't go unnoticed.
Jai Maa.
Not sure why the author of this blog thinks you're a nithy troll and not sure why you tried to call them a troll either in the first place. I think you are genuine, but in their defense.. they have met many nithy spies masquerading as genuine. They have recieved many threats for years now. They are also no strangers to sarah. I do agree with you generally, must ideally not make fun of looks.. but they referred only to her makeup
DeleteOM Namah Shivaya.
DeleteThanks, Anon, for your opinion. We respect it.
In clarification: Her makeup is minor. Her cover up and insincerity is everything.
And, in regards to Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda's (a.k.a. Sarah Stephanie Landry's) alleged criminal behavior? This too will soon be uncovered.
And, yes, the original poster is a genuine NithyaTroll. Guaranteed. The give away is to compare the alleged abuses from a few Catholic priests to the heinous and deliberate crimes of Nithyananda in hopes to make the sexual abuse and offenses from Nithyananda somehow acceptable or at least inline with the mainstream. Only cult members and supporters of the Sex Swami make this comparison.
We do not tolerate bashing other religions even if there were incidents of some bad apples within the faithful. So when we see that, it's a red flag that cult member wrote that comment.
Yes. We've been doing this blog for almost nine years. We know when we come across a NithyaTroll.
Over these nine years, we have endured numerous death threats, cult members lurking around our residents, and even an out-of-state lawsuit that had the cult's very own lawyers abandoned. Exposing Nithyananda and putting his unholy business out-of-business doesn't come without risks, but someone has to do it. We won't stop until justice has prevailed.
Sometime soon, we will publish that nasty email from Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda (a.k.a. Sarah Stephanie Landry) so everyone can see her true ugliness that she ties so hard to hide. It's an eye-opener.
Jai Maa.
“The give away is to compare the alleged abuses from a few Catholic priests to the heinous and deliberate crimes of Nithyananda in hopes to make the sexual abuse and offenses from Nithyananda somehow acceptable or at least inline with the mainstream. Only cult members and supporters of the Sex Swami make this comparison.” Uh, no. It wasn’t a “few” Catholic priests, and the abuses are no longer “alleged.” It was hundreds of Catholic priests raping children. Many have been found guilty in a court of law. So it’s easy to make the comparison between one religious leader abusing their power and others doing the same thing. It in NO WAY makes what this man allegedly did okay for Nithyananda is a wretched diabolical man; the embodiment of evil. Nithyananda is not deserving of a human birth in his next life. He probably will come back as a mangy mongrel dog with its reproductive gland rotting to gangrenous stump. In an attempt to give his infected part some relief, this sick dog continuously will lick and then swallow some of the fly and mosquito larvae that infested his personal parts, which then will turn into heartworm in this heartless soul. Such a fate, Nithyananda deserves.
DeleteOM Namah Shivaya.
ReplyDeleteDear Anon,
Although we are sympathetic to some of your statements (above), we have to politely agree to disagree.
Although we recognize that there have been some, perhaps even hundreds of Catholic priests who have deeply failed their duties by becoming sexual predators against children and others, there are fundamental differences.
First, we are in agreement with you that those that abuse someone's faith and exploits that for their own selfish reasons, especially if they exploit it for their own sexual gratification with tremendous pain to their victims and their families and their communities, is simply the worst character, the lowest point, the incomprehensible destitute of moral guidance and destruction of good will that both offending priests and Nithyananda bring to society. No amount of good works can save such souls who have committed such erroneous crimes.
But, here's where it differs. According to Wikipedia, there currently are 414,313 Catholic priests as of 2012. Even if there are 4,000 sex offenders within the number of priests, this still does not come to one percent. (Note: regardless of the percentage, nothing takes away from the pain that a victim will experience.) Thankfully, the Catholic Church has recognizes this problem and recently has addressed it. Moreover, the Catholic Church is a heart-based religion that even with the impurities introduced by Roman Emperor Constantine in exchange for official recognition (and an end to persecution), Christianity remained a sweet religion that can guide souls upwards.
In contrast, Nithyananda devised his whole operations to appear to be a legit operation from an 'enlightened master', but it was conceived to deceive, trick, and trap souls into slavery and exploitation. Nithyananda's Order is rotten from the top down. Based on our first-hand observation from the L.A. Ashram, his top disciples were quite eager to share in the spoils of debauchery. Sad. Evil. Unacceptable.
So, where there is hope and progress from reforms within the Catholicism, there is absolutely no hope or even a glimmer of something good coming out of Nithyananda's Order. It must be stopped. Nithyananda and his top officers must be punished. And, all the trap souls must be freed.
That is why we think that there is no comparison with your comparison. Nithyananda is pure evil. End of story.
Jai Maa.
What slavery and exploitation ? The church destroys the moral fabric of all societies, is responsible for genocide, loot, and all things depraved. You actually justify yourselves? Has the LA unit been closed? It should, given how much you hate Hinduism and are looking for a way to demean it. He has been acquitted in India. Take your lies and peddle them elsewhere. It scares you that Jesus has competition. You suck.
DeleteA lot of these charges against the face lady are really over the top. She may be a lot of things, but not nearly as what has been described. She's getting out and starting a new life, let's wish her much success in her post - Swamiji life.
ReplyDeleteWell, you pay 200000$ for a debt filled life after an education loan, so shove your stupid ideas. Cults have punishments for revealing secrets, are serious, have strong brotherhoods and codes, as also punishment for leaving.
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