God Fraud's Missing Link, Nithyananda Gopika

It's a Crime that Nithyananda Gopika Can't be Here (to Testify Against You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda)

Summary:
You can help bring Nithyananda to justice. If you have any information about the whereabouts, phone number, or other contact information of Ma Nithyananda Gopika, a.k.a. Ms. Vidya Viswanathan, Nithyananda's personal assistant who has gone missing since the scandal broke out, please send it anonymously to the email address provided below.

Send leads to:
whereisgopika@yahoo.com

Here's what Ma Gopika looks like:

We will compile the quality leads and forward it over directly to the CID Police. Thank you for your cooperation.

Regular Post:
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, looks like you're trying to get back to your old holy-fleece-the-gullible-and-ruin-their-families business again as if nothing ever, ever, ever happened. Just like the good 'ol days when the millions of dollars just flowed into your bank account and room service ladies were pounding at your door. But, sorry to say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, all those shenanigans that you did are not going to be so easily forgotten. We have a nice little archive all set up. So, are you still the Head of Dhyanapeetam or whatever you're calling your cult these days? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we have your announcement that you resigned as the head. Did you have another announcement that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda reinstated yourself? Or is it just a foregone conclusion that anything you, Sri Nithyananda, will say will have the validity rat guarding a cheese factory. Seems that way, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Your greatest assets seems to be lying and manipulation. And, look, you're back on YouTube, and there's still fools who actually believe your oozing dribble. Sri Nithyananda, ever thought of a career with BP? Just a thought.

'Swami' Nithyananda, we really were hoping that after you got out of jail, you would take your millions of dollars and go on a long secluded spiritual retreat up in the Himalayas, out of site and out of range of our ears. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, could have followed your idol Osho's example and set up a spa and retreat far from the public view, and you could carry on your bedroom romping sessions uninterrupted without public scrutiny. But, then again, being up in the Himalayas, we're sure that there would have been some entrepreneurs in the local villages willing to open up lingerie and bikini boutiques to cater to your visiting 'enlightened' flock. But other than that, there should be too much pollution from you, Sri Nithyananda.

But, no, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you had your chance, but just had to go on as 'business as usual'. What a pity. OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really didn't want to have to drag others into your ugly pit, but the CID Police team really needs those testimonials. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we, and the world, all know that the CID Police team has been looking for your steady caretaker, chief intimate scheduler, and last-resort room service lady, Ma Nithyananda Gopika, a.k.a. Ms. Vidya Viswanathan. If you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda recall, we proved a link in our post of June 7, 2010, between you and Ranjintha when Ma Nithyananda Gopika was caught in the video with Ranjintha, that married film actress, in the background. Why here's the picture again:

And of course it was Ma Nithyananda Gopika signing as Ms. Vidya Viswanathan and Ayya's wife, Ma Nithya Sadhananda a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani (pervert in chief) sign the sex contract on page ten. Why here is your sex contract, a.k.a., Nondisclosure Agreement (NDA) again, just in case you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda claim to have another bout of your short and convenient memory.

View Nithyananda's Original Tantric Sex Contract (NDA) Now (2MB PDF)

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OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really don't care if Ma Nithyananda Gopika is just a victim or an accomplice in your sex crimes. She probably is both, but we can forgive her. But, we, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can never forgive you. You deserve a life behind bars and serve as an example so that other ugly crooks never again try to lay out a well planned trap to ruin people's lives for their greedy benefit. So, we know that if the CID Police team is able to interview Ma Nithyananda Gopika and get some hard proof of what everyone already knows, then our job to make sure that your locked up a like a bug in a jar is a lot easier.

Now, that's the type of transparency we hope you and your organization has in the very near future. In that case, mothers from all of the world will show you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda to their children and inspire them to lead honest and pure lives. Just see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you can actually do society some good. We never imagined it, but there's a place for you on this earth. To confess, we prefer if the place for you on earth was under our shoe, nicely squished. But, you, Sri Nithyananda, kept tightly in a jar will suffice.

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'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we know that you think this blog is all about you, and actually you're right. But, today we want to highlight the information that might lead the CID Police to the whereabouts of Ma Nithyananda Gopika. since you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claim to forget anything and everything especially if the police are asking questions, we just want to show a few more pictures of Ma Nithyananda Gopika, a.k.a. Ms. Vidya Viswanathan, so that you can recollect this missing person.

Why look, Sri Nithyananda, someone already created a 'missing person' poster. And Peaches? Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda really call Gopika, Peaches? Why you must have only done that only in private. Gee, Sri Nithyananda, we thought you might be a little more original with your pet names, like 'Ma Nithya Trixie' or 'Ma Ananda Bubbles' or something like that. And, was that picture taken in New York? Why wasn't that the stomping grounds of Sri Nithya Bhaktananda 'Rowdy' Swami your former cell mate? OK, Sri Nithyananda, we really don't want to know the history behind that picture. Honest.

And here's another composite picture taken from the Shockan Blog:

source: shockan.blogspot.com

Yes, that looks like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda lying almost bump-free in bed with Gopika seeing if you're still hot and heated from your romping's with that married film actress. And, in the insert, is a picture of the day you, 'Swami' Nithyananda gave sanyasi to many of your ashramites in Los Angeles if they give up all of their belongings and sign them off to you. What a deal. That was around July 1, 2006. Quite a few smiles for a bunch of people who just figured out that they had nothing. They must have really thought that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda really were an 'enlightened' healing master, and that you, Sri Nithyananda, would really take care of them. And, take care of them, you did.

Anyway, Shockan circled the wrong lady. That lady that Shockan circled to the far left is none other than Ma Sachitananda, a.k.a. Ragani Vallabhaneni, and yes, Sri Nithyananda, you guessed it, she's the sometimes spouse to Sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda. Yes, that's right, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Sri Sachitananda was the official spokesman for your criminal organization as you were absconding from the law. We thought you had forgotten that one, conveniently. Anyway, Ma Sachitananda was your first madam that helped trained hundreds of ladies to give you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, proper room service. We're sure that she focused on the finer matters of etiquette such as the proper way to set a table with the dessert spoon set nicely above the table mat. Anyway, when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda got tired of Ma Sachitananda's brand of service, you had her train Ma Nithyananda Gopika who is featured in the photo just to the right of Ma Sachitananda. Since they both look very similar, we certainly don't fault the folks at Shockan for confusing the two of them.

And for good measure, 'Swami' Nithyananda, here's a few more pictures of Ma Nithyananda Gopika, a.k.a. Vidya Viswanathan.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there seems to have been quite a connection between you and Ma Nithyananda Gopika. Perhaps if the CID Police team had a chance to hear Ma Nithyananda's Gopika's side of the story, there just might be enough information to lock you up and throw away the key. And, surely, Ma Nithyananda Gopika's memory cannot be as poor and convenient as yours. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, certainly demonstrated your 'enlightened' capabilities during the interrogation. Are you still a man? A women? Something of unknown origin? That's besides the point.

If our readers have any information about Ma Nithyananda Gopika, a.k.a. Vidya Viswanathan, such as known addresses, phone numbers, current email addresses, and would like the CID Police Team to know this information so they can help track her down and then find out the Truth about Nithyananda, then please send that information to the email address below:

Send leads to: whereisgopika@yahoo.com

All information will be held confidential.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda's Fraud Gets a Reprieve, Bail to His Bedroom

Sex-Scandaled, Fraud-God Nithyananda Gets Bail to Romp Around His Bedroom Again
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Looks like you finally got to bail out of the women's jail to go back to your ashram. Wow, what will be the first thing you do there? Hmmmm... can we take a guess? 'Swami' Nithyananda, we sure hope the CID team didn't plant any other hidden cameras in your room... so you better play it safe and mosey on down to the brahmacharini's (lady's) dormitory to burn off that pent up desires. That way, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you won't have your secret tantric sex practices being revealed on YouTube. Lord only knows what happens when devout masses view your ancient 'holy' practices and misunderstand them. It will take at least another interview with world-class cooking chef, Rajiv Malhorta, to give us the play by play, as well as the blow by blow, call on these ancient mysteries and 'divine' techniques before anyone can be convinced that you're not just having sex. Now that we know that these videos are confirmed by multiple sources as being legitimate, will we find from multiple sources of other illegitimate byproducts from your now legitimate videos? If yes, your gurukuls (religious schools), 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, might actually get new recruits.

And, speaking of YouTube, will you still be releasing new lectures on YouTube? I know you just love to do this... but part of your bail conditions is that you will not be able to lecture. Will lecturing on the internet count toward this? We bet the that the CID team will pounce on you for violating terms of your bail if there are new releases. So, it look, like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will just have to restrain yourself. We know that you're really good at doing that as you demonstrated that recently in the women's prison. So, we'll be all watching you.

And, even more good news for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Looks like your Vedic Temple in Montclair near Los Angeles, California is schedule to re-open this Saturday, June 12. Will you have some new surprises for us? We guess that your meditation technique of Nithya Dhyan meditation will have some new moves in it. For instance, during the chaotic breathing session, we imagine that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will add some of your ancient tantric practices like hip swiveling and thrusting to make sure that the maximum amount of energy is collected and then released, in spurts of course. And then, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the chaotic breathing will also bursts of reciting the Nithya-Pleasure Mantras of "Ooooooo La La' and 'Whooooooooooo Ahhhhhhhh', said in such authentic ways of such a 'divine' holy healing master. And, during the humming section, Sri Nithyananda, we imagine that your participants will be asked to whisper out little unique-to-your-order slokas like "Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you're such a god.", and "Ooooooh, Nithyananda, give me a deeper experience.", and that sort of tantric chanting you made famous. And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we expect that during the final stage of giving gratitude to you, the master, there will be new moves and hand positions introduced into your meditation. All, we hope that the blindfolds are securely on and you keep that room very dark. Actually, we really don't want to know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what you have planned as an act of 'gratitude', and even if we did know, we probably couldn't write about it here.
Hey, Sri Nithyananda, we have another idea to help promote your unique brand of 'enlightenment. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't it be nice if your loyal team video taped and then published all of your still loyal devotees on YouTube entering the Vedic Temple and participating in all of your, ahem, rituals?  Wow, we bet that there will be no better way for all of your devotees to show their loyalty and love for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, than having pictures of them all over the internet 'standing up' for their tantric sex master.  Wouldn't their employers just be impressed of their loyalty that they have for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that these employers just might think that your devotees could possibly have the same devotion for them? Why this will certainly help their careers.  So, posting videos and images of your devotees still praying to you will be a win-win situation for everyone.  Who would ever guess that being a fraud-god would actually do society some good?

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will you be attending the re-opening of your Montclair Vedic Temple? Oh, we're sorry to hear that the Indian Government took away your passport. So, we guess that means no more rendezvous with Rajiv Malhorta in Nepal either. Too bad. Also, we suppose that entering the United States will be a bit more difficult after the U.S. Embassy has placed you on that list. It will be up to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to revoke your U.S. visa a second time, but chances are, that they will.

OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're glad that your out and available for the public to 'greet' you again. We hope that they all give you the nice warm welcoming like burning your image in effigy that you, as a geniune self-proclaimed paramahamsa (renunciant) deserve.

We would just like to remind you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the little inconvenient matter that being out in bail is not exactly the same as being acquitted and exonerated from all the crimes of fraud, rape, and criminal intimidation that are charged against you. It's still a long road ahead for you and your corporate criminal organization. Good luck to you. Actually, it is much more fun for us to hit a moving target than one just sitting there in jail.  Sri Nithyananda, thanks for adding meaning to our lives.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Nithyananda's Fraud -- Some Words on the Scandal by GuruSwamiG

GuruSwamiG Tells It Like It Is - 'Swami' Nithyananda, You've Been Exposed as Total Fraud!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Boy, this job of exposing you as a fake, fraud, serial liar, worldly person, sex criminal, hypocrite, demonic mind, etc. has gotten much easier now that there's a whole legion of resources to draw on. Is this part of a greater conspiracy? We're sure you and that PR spokesperson, sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda will say 'yes'. But, honestly, links to these videos were emailed to us just an hour ago.

Anyway, we never even heard of, well enough met, GuruSwamiG, but boy, she doesn't mince any words. She sincerely speaks the Truth. And you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, could certainly stand to hear what Truth sounds like after listening to your own (oops) we meant to say your ripped-off-Osho-me-too words on your Life Bliss YouTube channel, slurping up the drool of your little yappy lapdog, Malhotra, and all the spin you, as a soul sucking spider, have been spinning.

Yes. GuruSwamiG speaks the Truth, and you, Sri Nithyananda, need to experience it. So, we want to get out of the way, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and let a real swami call you out as what you are, total fraud:

Part 1: Exposing Nithyananda's Fraud


Part 2: Exposing Nithyananda's Fraud


We like to give special thanks to GuruSwamiG for creating these excellent videos.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 105: One Hundred and five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 127: One hundred and twenty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.