Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you? Oh, we see you still have your thick gothic make up on and doing some more psycho-babble that contradicts anything and everything. Is that your siddhis (black magic) or some really good stuff that you scored, you know, up from the mountains. Hey '
Speaking of your big day of court, which you seemed to have gone missing, we imagine that you would love to hear from all of your dear devotees that you managed to separate their cash from them, wreck their lives, cause divorces, ruined careers, etc. So, we just want to highlight the offer from the Karnataka Police, Crime Investigation Department (CID). It seems that the Superintendent of police (CID-special Inquiry), KN Yogappa, would really like to hear any stories of fraud that involved you, '
In fact, we called Mr. KN Yogappa ourselves and found him to be very professional and friendly. The type of police officer that really cares about people and wants to protect them against fraud and wrecking their lives. You, know, '
So, if all you devotees have a bit of time and a story to share that happened in Nithyananda's ashram in Bidadi, please contact the following:
Report A Fraud-god:Important: Please be willing to give your real name (for the record) and contact information. This is the only way that Nithyananda and his cult can be brought to justice for all the fraud and crimes they committed.
Contact: Sri KN Yogappa, Superintendent of Police (CID-Special Inquiry)
Int'l Tel: 011 91 94-808-00123
Int'l Fax: 011 91 80-223-81894
In India Tel: 9480800123
In India Fax: 080-22381894
Mail Address: Carlton House, Palace Road, Bangalore – 560 001
Remember, Indian time is 12.5 hours ahead of Pacific Time, so if it is 8:00 PM in California, it will be 8:30 AM in Bangalore. The police office is open on Saturdays, so tonight might be just perfect to tell your story. Loyal readers, if you are afraid of the long distance charges, there's lots of great calling cards like Mother India that will allow you to expose the crimes and fraud of Nithyananda for only two cents per minute. We think that's the best 'enlightenment' investment someone can make! But, '
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day 117: One Hundred and seventeen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.