Signatures Needed to Help Counter the Online Attacks (like from this Blog) Against '
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? Rrrababoo. Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you haven't been with a room service lady for over two weeks now, and you're going through withdrawals. Yes, yes, that would make someone grumpy.
Well, there's good news for you, '
We noted that your goal was to reach 100,000 signatures to prove that being a sex fiend doesn't necessary preclude someone from defrauding others through spirituality. Yes, being sex offender and dark tantric master can go hand-and-hand. (Ah, just the same, Sri Nithyananda, not so close there; you don't need to touch us. Thank you.) So far your petition site has been up for almost two weeks, and you already have 592 signatures! Wow, there's 592 people still willing to stand up and display their name online to show the world that they are strongly behind a pervert. Well, maybe not too strongly behind, but they are there, nonetheless.
OK, why you're thinking about that, we just want to say that we really do like you, '
Just think of the possibilities, '
Why look, here's a perfect example of one of your supporters from our blog now, Sri Nithyananda. This petitioner is comment 588, but maybe he won't last that long, but we appreciate the effort. Anyway, here is the comment:
Nithya Cockroach, California
All my brothers and sisters, 1000's of them, we all love Paramahamsa Nithyananda because he drops all kinds of food in his private room when he is alone with those curvy room service ladies. We always eat so well. Thanks! And, we can lay our eggs everywhere, just like the master does. So, please continue to support Nithyananda, because if he can no longer go back to the United States, our food supply is doomed.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Day 111: One Hundred and eleven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.