The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Nithyananda's Parallel Universe is Ignorant, Therefore Not Bliss

The Bloggers of La-La Land Evade Our Five Questions

Hi there Paramahamasa Nithyananda. I see that your Parallel Universe of fantasy blogging continues to ignore reality with your latest post title "Ignorance is Not Bliss". We just wanted to have our five very simple questions about your life story answered that should be so easy for someone like you to answer in less than three minutes. [new to this blog?, please see post "Do the Math - Nithyananda's Enlightenment Timeline Doesn't Add Up"] But, oh, did you do this? "I don't know what those bloggers did." Nice try there, Sri Nithyananda. We know that nothing happens unless you give the orders directly from you to do so including filing false allegations accusing others of crimes they never did. Did you know, Sri Nithyananda, that if called to court, your little prank could earn your programmed liars many years in a federal prison? I'm sure you would make time in your busy schedule to come and visit them, because you have so much compassion. Perhaps the Anna Datta (head chef) is perfecting the art of cooking files into cakes right now.

Anyway, we really are not interested in your worthless threats. We are interested in our five questions:

  1. What was the exact day, time, and year you, Sri Nithyananda, were born?
  2. When did you finish your public education, e.g. Senior Secondary School (i.w. high school), Standards IX to XII? What year, what grade level, and how old were you?
  3. What years (from when to when) did you attend the three-year polytechnic in Engineering? Did you graduate?
  4. When did you leave home to start your nine-years of wandering? How old were you and what year was that?
  5. Where (exact place) did you reach your final stage of enlightenment that you claimed happened on January 1, 2000?
Sorry for all of the repetition. Sometimes it takes several times before those who reside in the parallel universe of La-La Land can begin to see reality. There is hope though, if they stand on their heads and talk backwards, there's a chance that Truths can begin to seek in. That might be too much to ask for. Oh, by the way, our readers to have some additional questions asked. You will probably ignore these too, because they might upset your La-La Land tranquility. But, there just might be the chance that you're standing on your head now, so here's our reader's choice:

  • How much money was colleted and what are the plans for the Shiva Lingas that were to be placed around your Vedic Temple in Montclair?
And, from Canada, we have some specific questions about stuff you, Sri Nithyananda, promised, collected, and never delivered:

  1. Why money is collected in name of programmes called Nithyananda Youth Foundation when there is no such charitable organisation in Canada?
  2. What is the a/c number and in which bank they have openend a/c for temple project?
  3. What is the amount collected?
  4. What is the blue print of the temple?
  5. Where is the land in which temple is being built?
You see, Sri Nithyananda, the problem is this. If you're going to take the strategy of hiding behind Vedic Culture and build big, beautiful temples, with big, big, big deities, that's fine. And, if people can see you do that, it will be easier to cheat them, because they think you, Sri Nithyananda, are some big Holy man who would never do anything bad at all. But, your strategy can also backfires when you don't fulfill all of your promises or any of your promises at all. You see, these people believe in God much more than they believe in a con artist. And, when they feel that you cheated them via God or cheated God directly via them, wow, Sri Nithyananda, you might not get any Divali cards from them next year.

So, Sri Nithyananda, we know that you most likely hijacked all of their money and funneled it back to your ashram in India where you started all those big infrastructure projects like that big stadium. But, we thought we should ask you the readers' questions, just in case you were standing on your head.

For our Canadian readers, do not be discouraged. Luckily, you live in a free society that will not believe all the propaganda that Sri Nithyananda is 'enlightened' and that his word is divine. They will ask for proof, and if he fails, then Sri Nithyananda will be stuck in the center of trouble bubble. A good place to start asking the Canadian Government is the Canadian Revenue Agency. Here's the contact information for Toronto:

Ontario Region Informant Leads Centre

Tel.: 905-984-4830
Tel.: 1-866-809-6841 (toll free)
Fax: 905-984-4829

Ontario Region Informant Leads Centre
St. Catharines Tax Services Office
32 Church Street
Post Office Box 3038
St. Catharines ON L2R 3B9
Don't worry. We'll dedicate a whole post with resources on how to file complaints in Canada.

Even though Sri Nithyananda's bloggers missed a chance to answer our five easy questions, and therefore, make themselves look like they are trying to cover something up that you, Sri Nithyananda, dug yourself into. (For those of you new to these posts, read: Do the Math - Nithyananda's Enlightenment Timeline Doesn't Add Up and then our new readers will know why we want these five questions asked.)

OK, we'll answer your post, Sri Nithyananda, this time. But you need to answer our five questions next time.

Let's see, on your post, 'IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS' (love those CAPS). Yes, Sri Nithyanada, we agree with you. Keeping people ignorant about all the money you collected and not letting them know what happpened is neither blissful to the people you cheated or is it blissful to you, and perhaps it isn't even blissful to the IRS or Canadian Revenue Agency. Your blogger accuses us of filtering everything out. We post most of what we receive. If we don't agree, we usually have our rebuttal ready and then we post both together. Seeing how you have not posted a single comment, let me repeat, you have posted ZERO (0) comments, we're a bit surprised that your blogger could even mention this point. But, then again, when someone thinks that they are 'enlightened' and is following the orders of a self-proclaimed god, they are set up for all kinds of distortions.

Let's take a look at your blogger's post.  Hmmm, we see that there is anger, issues, and dirty words. Yes, we heard this before from your blogger. More of the same. We get the ancient customs of dharma (righteousness), so your attempts to divide and rule fail again. If you're really interested in a lawsuit, please call us to court, and we'll tell everything we know including names, places, and activities. This is includes what you consider the sex crimes. We'll let the court decide. We will also file charges too. So, it could be very 'enlightening' process. We are ready. Just be sure your allegations have some merit, for if we can prove your side is lying about some serious stuff, the U.S. courts will not be amused. Let's leave it at that.

We see that your blogger did address your birth date as best as he or she could, and said:

"You ask specific questions about his birthday! Who do you think you are? What time were you born? Most of us don’t have a clue. It’s hard to get these records in America and in India, well Good Luck! Such minutia is just not important in India, hence the cultural difference. How Indians perceive things are different."
More divide and rule, Sri Nithyananda. We think that you, being an 'enlightened' healing master, could come up with a better way of skirting the issue. You provide conflicting times in your books, and must have had the time for your astrological reading that you brag so much about. But, Sri Nithyananda, we know that you know, and we'll keep on asking.

Then there's more of the same about justifying your overpriced programs and that it really is a bargain since the facilities received would have cost that much in the US. So, Sri Nithyananda, are you providing these people with a nice 3/2 bungalow? Are you familiar with anything called, Purchasing Power Index (PPI)? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, it would be nice to live in India and get paid in America. We think that you must have figured out how to do that. Genius.  It must be a comfy stay in the center of La-La Land.

Once again, there's more of the same about the lack of sleep. Sri Nithyananda, your blogger mentions one study that says that it is a good thing not to have not much sleep. Your blogger goes on about his or her personal life and say, and that he or she feels great with just five-hours of sleep. Fine, Sri Nithyananda. We're glad your blogger feels fine with just five-hours of sleep. Sometimes that's all we get too. Some people need more sleep than that, and they should have the opportunity to have that sleep.  Your blogger mentioned that 6.5 to 7 hours-of-sleep is healthy.  Yes, let them have that, nightly.

We have big problems when you, Sri Nithyananda, have your ashramites work late into the night or keep them with your long and pointless meetings and then expect them to be bathed and meditating a few hours later while you sleep-in in the mornings like a baby. Didn't you, Sri Nithyananda, once make your ashramites in India go without sleep for two weeks while you jolted to the U.S. in August 2006? Our informants told us that you, Sri Nithyananda, gave your ashramites an incredible amount of work to do, and told them they can only sleep sitting up right in their chairs or at right at their work stations, not in their bunk-beds? Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you sure do know how to get the most out of your workers. Have you ever thought about running human productivity seminars for 'enlightened' dictators?

Just so that you are aware, Sri Nithyananda, there's plenty of studies that show that less than six-hours of sleep is bad for you. Here's one done by Stanford University:

Here's what Google came up with for a search of "
six hours of sleep".  Just skimming the results, you will find that six hours of sleep is not enough.

Scarier yet, Wikipedia has some not-so-wholesome facts about Sleep Deprivation including death in lab animals:

Sri Nithyananda, you don't treat your ashramites like animals, do you? Are you sure you don't treat most of them like donkeys and a special few like fluffy little bunny rabbits?

The real point of mentioning the amount of sleep and lack of it is the psychological damage that sleep deprivation can cause.  This is no minor point.  Just look. Google has over 40,000 listings for the key words, "sleep deprivation brainwashing"

Sri Nithyananda, all this talk about sleep deprivation is getting tired. Let's just agree to disagree, and if anyone dies or becomes mentally unstable as a result of your 'meditative' sleep deprivation, you, Sri Nithyananda, are on your own. We are glad that you, Sri Nithyananda, a self-proclaimed Paramahamsa, already have a lawyer.

Sri Nithyananda, we agree with your blogger's comments about your blog:

"Nothing could be farther from the truth."
Spot on. Yes, that's life in your parallel universe. And, about that steamy topic about sex in the Ashram, (Hey, Sri Nithyananda, you can make a great TV series out of that, and once again raise some money for your charity.  You do love to practice charity, right?  Say, is Charity your new room service girl?) Once again, if we're called to court, under oath and penalty of perjury, we'll tell everything we seen and know with names, dates, and details. We do know that you, Sri Nithyananda, model your ashram after Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh), and we all know what he stood for. The only difference between you and him is that you layered your model with a veneer of holy dhoti cloth. But underneath it all, same thing going on.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, in your blog's next post, try to answer those five, simple chronological questions. Otherwise, we're going to have a really easy time making fun of you. Not that we have to make any effort as it is now.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fraudulent cult.

Day 4: Four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 25: Twenty-five days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.


  1. Information for how to report fraud to the Canadian, and Indian authorities would be helpful.

  2. A sweet story of compassion from so called Nithyananda monks oh sorry monkeys..

    During his first visit to toronto there is a family who has a small little cute boy with life threatening cancer. Volunteers in toronto tried best to accomodate them for free for kalpataru programme as they did not have any money left and belonged to poor family. They had immense faith in Masters and that turned them to put a request to nithyananda organisation. Mr Bhaktananda...famously called as " ROWDY SWAMI" denied entry and finally the family with other volunteers help had to borrow money and let the family in for just a 2 second darshan. The boy could not sit for the whole day...and what the family just asked for two second darshan for free.....But The so called compassionate monks..oh again sorry monkeys charged 200.00$ for a 2 second darshan....IS THIS COMPASSION FOR NITHYANANDA ORGANISATION. The monks including Bhaktananda are monsters who only talk about money in each meeting, they are concerned about only numbers how much people paid for programmes. Rightly They are called as "ROWDY SWAMIS".

    Please stay away from this rowdy swamis.....

  3. Regarding comments from parallel nithyananda blog that the blogger has great balls.....I dare Nithyanandas organisation to declare all much money is earned and how the money is spend.....In Programmes conducted in north america ( usa and canada) it is noticed that they never issue a tax recipt....Many of the participants have double charged on there account....Yes MR. Blogger from parallel site..can you reply us why A so called compassionate organisation needs money by offering different projects which never take off.What happens with thousands of dollars collected. The explanation saying oh anyone can come there and look for the records is a nice way to go away from truth...If you have balls can you declare all assets including in which charitable activities the money is spend to whole world......

    Regarding the so called excellent stay in bidadi ashram..I myself have visited ashram and they charge 500 rs per person for single night and they club 8/10 people in same room..And the dorm is so filty with all dust and smell that people wonder why a charitable and compassionate organisation charge 500 rs for single person...

    Talking about food...If some one wants to get sick without much visit to ashram and one lunch in ashram would be enough...I practically saw fungus laid on pickles served by swamijis so called food court....We normally see many people getting sick due to such filthy food served.....And they say its energised food ..ha ha...

    I agree to explanation given by nithy blog that they suffer a 250.00$ loss for every programme...But I think they offer gold in breakfast, lunch and dinner....Definately then they will suffer a loss....even in cities 2 people can survive lavishly with 15000 rs ( 300$) per month including borading, food and laundry.

    Yes So called Mr Blogger from parallel site do you have any answers for this....

    Wait..Wait..More questions will follow in next blog...i just want to give them a little chance to breath......

    Sorry to post this in this blog as the nithyananda blog does not allow to post any comments.....

  4. Nithi monkeys are all hard core business man stay away from this organisation until they learn the meaning what is compassion.............

  5. Nothing will work in India. Nithyananda and Local Police are hand in glove. Infact his Bidadi Ashram is swindled land and he has encroached multiple acres around that land.

    US & Canada is the best place where the organization can be attacked legally.

    Please do your part, I am sure they will be brought to justice. The Shiva Linga money should be returned to each and every donor.

  6. Caution! if you have ever given out your credit card information to Life Bliss Foundation and its like, please check your credit card statement immediately for any recurring charges! You may be "out" but "they" must be still looting you.

  7. What a total coward! Nithy just can't and won't answer those 5 questions. Big fat LIAR!!! and look at Nithy's blog. Says the time is not important for his horoscope. HA! HA! HA! and then tries to make this bloggger look bad. Backfired. This is Nithy people. Sneaky, mean, and stupid.

  8. The Rowdy Swami & Nithy are not any ordinary hard core business men. Some hard core business people are fairly honest about their business making money providing goods and services.

    Nithy is swindler, a con-men, a criminal who use his occult power siddhis to draw innocent people to him. It is a combination of occult powers and cult brainwashing.

    The local paper that exposed his land grab in 2007 was forced to retract what it had written. Nithy asked devotees to send mail with insufficient postage to the paper and to sue the paper for small claims in many hard-to-get-to small courts. Nithy was using some loophole in the local law as the mail recipient had to pay the inadequate postage for the junk sent to it or the postal service would cease its mail delivery.

  9. Agya chakra cannot go against the person who it is associated with. If it is connected to nithyananda it cannot go against him. In women the agya chakra is very week. If nithyananda kumkum or tilak or tika is used to associate with him the women or men will become totally depend on him. This is the occult side.People will be safe if they associate with some deity. He is covering that side by making idol of himself. People are screwed. Good job exposing his intentions.

  10. The parallel universe blogger is a BIG TIME IDIOT.

    He is comparing facilities in the US Vs the Ashram. Dude spending $12000 is better than spending $8000 around a ROWDY ARROGANT UNENLIGHTENED Swami.

    Please provide reference for your so called study about shorter sleep leading to longer life. There is a trend in Nithyananda foundation to quote random stuff. Please provide a reference.

    About sex, its not the disciples who are involved but its the Master. I got enough evidence and will expose it in court if necessary.

  11. For the Anon who said the Agya Chakra (3rd eye) is weak in women. Lol

    Many women left the Nithy cult, these include "enlightened" and other inner-circle women disciples.

    Mitrananda eascape while her husband remains with Nithy. My prayers for Sahajananda to see the light soon and re-join courageous Mitrananda.

  12. The parallel universe blogger is either a BIG TIME IDIOT or a complicit in the con game. I can't see someone so dumb. It is more likely that the blogger is complicit in the fraud.

  13. Om Namah Shivaya,

    Time to chime in. We would not be surprised if different organizations within the Nithyananda's cult has ever double charged someone's credit card. Yes, it is always best to be very careful and check your statement monthly. From our experience, mistakes like these are NOT intentional. Most of the volunteers under Sri Nithyananda are sincere and perhaps deluded, but very few of them are cheaters. (Those that are cheaters are the ones that very aware of Sri Nithyananda's dirty game and have vested interest to support such a lie. Those 'senior' people will not be handling your credit card.) The sad news is that since these full-time volunteers are tired, sleep-deprived, stressed, overworked and have specific targets to meet, then mistakes like these can happen easily. Once an overcharge is brought to their attention, and they have enough time to look at it, then the issue usually gets resolved quickly. Yes, do be careful, but be even more careful in watching your guard with Sri Nithyananda. That is how you will really get screwed.

    By the way, the Ajna chakra (energy center) is an equal opportunity chakra. Lots of men and women have the energy flow, within this chakra, restricted. But, yes, the commenter was correct that Sri Nithyananda is often able to pull on the heart-strings of females, and he lures them into his trap that way. One way to lure victims in this way is by using the ajna chakra, and we highly condemn such practices.

    Hope this helps.

    Jai Maa.

  14. So what is really happening during "energy darshan" when nithy touches the ajna chakra of the devotee? I am very curious if anyone has any idea.

  15. Hi the blog owner,
    we are one of those poor paretns lost our children in this nithyananda cult. He mesmerised them and detached them from parents. Now the husband and wife is also separated. What action i take against nithyananda. guide me.

  16. Yes Mr Nithyananda

    I heard that before coming to this earth you studied and researched all masters failures....where there mission failed and what mistakes they made and you claimed to be fool proof and error proof master...

    May I ask you question ....

    Its just few years you have started your mission and there are so many anti nithyananda blogs and so many complaints againist you..and many more fbi irs investigations in future....

    Where you went wrong Mr Nithyananda....Where you sleeping while doing your so called research work?

    Why there are talks your temple will be closed for manipulation, sex, money laundering evading tax?????

    May I know this answers ...Dont go in deep there will be more questions .......

  17. Hi..I have found it atleast takes 2 to 3 hours and it varies due to traffic and bad roads to reach raja polytechnic college from thiruvanamalai ......So Nithyananda would have spend almoast 6 hours everyday for three years in journey to reach he is really a super genius ...I wonder when he got time to meditate...may be in bus he got enligtenment..but in his stories we never heard him saying that.....


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