Nithyananda Loses High Court Appeal - Framing of the Charges to Begin

Nowhere to Go! Sex Swami Nithyananda and the Other Five Accused Scheduled to Start the Framing of the Charges Against Them

Good news! On May 16, 2018, the High Court of Karnataka under Judge RB Budihal soundly came out against Nithyananda and his cult.

Here is the ruling as posted in the High Court of Karnataka's website:

http://judgmenthck.kar.nic.in/judgmentsdsp/bitstream/123456789/216479/1/CRLRP211-18-16-05-2018.pdf

Nithyananda and the other five accused are just that much closer to their criminal trial. Justice will prevail.

We were not expecting this victory. We had serious doubts about the fairness of the recent court proceedings. After all, the presiding judge dismissed Lenin and Aarthi from the case back in March 2, 2018, in spite of the fact that they successfully petitioned the Supreme Court at least twice throughout the nearly eight years this case has been active. Their dismissal from the case was without warrant nor precedent. Sad.

Back to the Ruling of May 16, 2018. Judge RB Budihal ruled that there is enough evidence to start framing of the charges against Nithyananda and the other five accused. Judge RB Budihal also denied Nithyananda's claim to introduce 'new' and 'revised' evidence that Nithyananda's team created.

Of course, Nithyananda is expected to appeal this ruling to the Supreme Court of India. But, he can only buy time. It is unlikely that the Supreme Court of India will give any consideration to Nithyananda's arguments since both the High Court and the criminal trial court in Ramanagara Court ruled that Nithyananda and the other five accused should start the framing of the charges.

Another big benefit is that this ruling puts the burden to file the appeal on Nithyananda's legal team. Since Judge RB Budihal removed Aarthi and Lenin from the case, they cannot file the appeal if the ruling had been in Nithyananda's favor. That would have left only the State of Karnataka to file the appeal. If the state filed the appeal, then it might have the full resources available or the political will and the appeal could have been incomplete, incorrectly filed, late, etc., and a number of things could have gone horribly wrong. Now, Nithyananda has to file, and his argument is very, very, very weak. There's even a strong chance that the Supreme Court of India will deny hearing the case, since it has already ruled that the trial court should rule on the matter and that there should be no delay. Done!

It should be noted that Judge RB Budihal did allow one of the charges to be dropped against accused no. 2, Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami. These dropped charges are under section 212 IPC, which is harboring a fugitive. as you recall, Gopal Reddy Sheelum was caught along with a gang of Nithya Thugs when Nithyananda was arrested in April 2010. Out of all the thugs caught, only Gopal Relddy Sheelum, now a failed real estate broker in Florida, spend 53 days in the women's prison (yes, women's prison) along with, but in isolation to, Sex Swami Nithyananda. This dropping of the charges was not due to excellent legal represntation by that daft attorney, C.V. Nagesh. (Remember, it was C.V. Nagesh in the recent High Court of Karnataka sessions that gave us that special gift of changing the true-and-tried defense story that Nithyananda was no longer impotent and couldn't have sex to the new and revised story that all of Nithyananda's sex was consensual as per the sex contract. Like right.) The dropping of 212 IPC. was a revision that the Supreme Court had made. But no worries. Gopal Reddy Sheeul still can be tried for 120b of the IPC. 120b of the IPC is for criminal conspiracy that mandates a minimum of two years in prison and could be up to life in prison or even the death penalty. So, we expect to hear that Gopal Reddy Sheelum will have a lot more heart problems in the very near future. (As you recall, Gopal Reddy Sheelum skipped all the other mandated hearing appearances with the excuse that he had unsubstantiated heart surgery, which the Court is not buying.

Back to the trial court in Ramanagara Session Court on Monday, May 28, 2018. The Court had a session and demanded that Nithyananda and the other five accused be present. Only three of the six accused showed up. Of course, Gopal Reddy Sheelum used the true-and-tried heartache excuse. Not buying it. Accused no. 4, Mr. T. Dhanasekaran, Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ayya (if you remember him, he was the super-rich little troll with a beard that ran Sex Swami Nithyananda's brothel in Bididi. Officially, Ayya was the Secretary) wasn't there. Neither was his wife, Accused no. 6, Ms. D Jamunarani, a.k.a. Ma Sadhananda, whose was the co-signer to all of Nithyananda's sex contracts that obtained the 'consensual' consent for the Divine Pervert to abuse them. Saintly. Ma Sadhananda was alleged to be Nithyananda's FIRST ashramite, Ayya was no. 2, back in the early days. Now they spend their time far, far, far, away from the Avatar. Their loss. Now the reason for the three's absent is ill health. Gopal, accused no. 2, and Ma Sadhananda, accused no. 6, claim to be just too sick to attend. Loyal hubby, Ayya, had to be by his ailing wife's side and she probably projected vomit like the green pea soup scene in The Exorcist at the thought that a lengthy prison sentence is just a few weeks away. We suspect that Nithyananda's healer's certificate only works when you are a bonafide slave at the ashram and this certificate can and will be revoked at any time. We'll send them a get well card.

So, the Session Court in Ramanagara ordered all six accused to be in attendance on June 5, 2018. Dang, this is very inconvenient, for the Holy Tour Guide (Nithyananda) has freshly advertised another holy tour to Cambodia from June 3, to June 8, 2018. Will he abscond and have a money-making vacation (full of consensual sex, of course)? Stay tuned.

The June 5, 2018 hearing date is for the framing of the charges. So, it's serious folks. The Court's records indicate thaat it is not amused by the antics of Nithyananda's legal team. But, this could just be posturing.

Fresh off the press. The Deccan Herald just reported that Nithyananda's legal team, i.e. C.V. Nagesh, has approached the Supreme Court of India to appeal the High Court of Karnataka's ruling of May 16, 2018. The Supreme Court of India has agreed to hear the matter this Friday, June 1, 2018. So, this could be an up-and-down-and-back-at-the-session-court just in time for framing of the charges, which is now scheduled for Tuesday, June 5, 2018. Stay tuned!

Here are some of related news articles:

https://www.deccanherald.com/city/hc-refuses-discharge-nithya-5-others-rape-case-670807.html

http://www.newindianexpress.com/cities/bengaluru/2018/may/20/rape-case-setback-for-nithyananda-others-as-hc-dismisses-revision-pleas-1718038.html

http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/bangalore/hc-upholds-decision-to-frame-charges-against-nithyananda/article23937522.ece

The Hindu posted the story a second time:

http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/tp-national/tp-karnataka/hc-upholds-lower-court-ruling-against-nithyananda/article23940627.ece

https://www.thenewsminute.com/article/k-taka-hc-refuses-entertain-pleas-nithyananda-charges-be-framed-rape-case-81627

Just in:

https://www.deccanherald.com/state/nithyananda-moves-sc-seeks-discharge-rape-case-672219.html

So, this is a HUGE victory!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Dharma Wins! Cult Loses. Supreme Court of India Orders Crushing Defeat to Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult

Did the Supreme Court of India Ring the Final Death Knell of Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult? Doesn't Look Good for the 'Divine' Avatar. Court Rules Criminal Trial MUST Start IMMEDIATELY!

Jai Salami with Cheese, Cheese, Cheese Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Hey! Watch out! WATCH OUT! DUCK!

Graaah! Graaah?

MOVE! OR YOU WILL BE....

S P L A T ! ! !

The Supreme Court of India has weighed in on the motion before it,
and the other shoe has dropped on Mr. Nithyananda and the other accused criminals
like a ton of bricks. The Court threw the kitchen sink and the whole kitchen
at Sex Swami Nithyananda. Is Salami Nithyananda sunk?

Oopsie. A little too late. We tried to warn you, Sri Nithyananda. But, the Supreme Court of India just dropped a bombshell on you, Divine Avatar of Tar and the other accused. Ouch! Oh, Salamander Nithyananda, are you OK?

From what we gather, the Court today, Tuesday, December 5, 2017, has ruled the following:

• Nithyananda's criminal trial must start now! (No more monkey-business delay tactics Nithyananda and his hired gun have used to successfully delay his trial)


• The criminal trial court must follow the law as established from the case of The State Of Orissa vs Debendra Nath Padhi Basically, this case says no more wasting time and trying to confuse the issues with 'evidence' that is self-produced from pure B.S.


• The criminal trial court must consider evidence according to charge sheet, not outside of it


• The accused, that's Sex Swami Nithyananda and the other five thugs, cannot compel the criminal trial court to look into self-serving evidence. This includes B.S. like Nithyananda's self-conducted impotency tests, medical records he claims to have illegally obtained, bogus forensic reports he go from firms that would say anything at the right price, etc. ALL OUT!


• The criminal trial court may look at additional evidence that is not disputed by the prosecution or the victim. Fat chance, there Sex Swami Nithyananda for rigging the trial before it begins

Geez, Mr. Nithyananda, and this all happened on December 7th! Say, isn't that Pearl Harbor Day? A day of infamy?

Nithyananda and his cult lose the Supreme Court hearing on December 7,
2017. "A date which will live in infamy" (for Nithyananda & his cult).

How could the the Supreme Court ever make a ruling like that, Sri Nithyananda? Say, you don't suppose that they are followers of your arch rival, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar? Why he isn't even enlightened! Well, at least that's what you told all your ashramites back in 2006. We bet he's put some spell on the Supreme Court of India so that he can scoop up your divine tantric playground in Bidadi. Yes, that must be it. No other explanation.

Hmmmm, Sri Nithyananda. This shouldn't be a problem for you, Mr. Nithyanadna. NOt at all. After all, your the best Kala Bhairava imitator on YouTube. Why with just a few likes from your ten million followers, the Supreme Court should be on its knees begging to touch your divine lotus petals on your feet. Shouldn't they?

But what if the Supreme Court of India really is deep in Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's camp? Memorized! Then what?

The deluge on Sri Nithyananda and his cult is about to break the long
drought.  Will Sex Swami Nithyananda be washed up?

Not to fear, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda. Behind every menacing storm cloud that could flood an entire nation, there's a silver lining. Isn't there?

After giving this a little thought, this Supreme Court ruling is actually very good news! This ruling ensures that the trial goes forward and that you, Oh (de)Greating One, Nithyananda, can prove your innocence once and for all. No longer will these baseless accusations be hanging over your head. Isn't that true, Sri Nithyananda? This is exactly what that truthful scholar and learned man, Mr. Rajiv Malhotra said in his very insightful article. Now, some anti-Hindu elements out there have called Sri Rajiv Malhotra the Anti-Christ of Hinduism, but we think that he is a man worthy of your divine grace. He, like you, only speaks the Truth. Bless his little pointy heart, if we can ever find it. Yes, Mr. Rajiv Malhotra's insights laid the seven-year delay to a speedy trial squarely on the Lenin and Aarti. According to him, it's all their fault. So, now this delay has ended. Hooray! We'll be rooting for you. For sures.

And, make sure that you, Divine Avatar of Tar, understand this. These recent events with Supreme Court have nothing, absolutely nothing to do with the videos that Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. No connection. Nada. Nol. Zip. Just pure coincidence.

As soon as we get hold of the ruling, we will post it here. Stay tuned.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show

For more screen captures of Nithyananda & Ranjita's Sleaze Video, scroll down!

Playing footsie.
Sex Swami Nithyananda demonstrates to Ranjitha that when tantra is executed correctly,
the tip of the third leg awakening will be perpendicular and will protrude about one foot up.

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Sex Swami & Ranjitha (Nithyananda Moyi) Demonstrate How Far Can Too Far Go in their Sleaze Video?
Jai Parmesan Cheese, Cheese, Cheese with (phony) Bologna Nithyananda Salami with Rye Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember, Oh Grate (for the cheese) One that in our last blog post we showed the world how easy it is to make fake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud videos within minutes by using the special video software called ewwSleaze-O-Matic? Why of course you, Porkananda Nithyananda, do. We just posted it two days ago. "Rrrrrbbrraaa Raha Raha Rrrrrbbrraaa". Gee, we don't need our Gruntanese translator to know that we're wrong. You, Oh Holy Rolling Bolly, Nithyananda, here's the post since you need a refresher. (Geez, only two days and he forgets. Must be the stress of the upcoming Supreme Court hearing.)

See more pic!

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video

Shucks, Sri Nithyananda, that ewwSleaze-O-Matic software sure churned out picture after picture that we all know is fake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud. But, after seven years the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab came out to say that it was you, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda and failed film star, Ranjitha. Gees, seven year? Authentic? We know, Sri Nithyananda, they must all be in Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's camp. No other explanation. The little conman has been eyeing your property since 2010. We need to put a stop to him. It will be the ruin of your greatness, Mr. Nithyananda.

Anyway, the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software came with an update. It says that we need to change the formula in order to make more ake, bogus, morphed, phony, unauthentic and fraud videos of you, Nastyananda, and your tantric side kick, Ranjitha. This update says we need to substitute the picture of Wily E Coyote with Pinocchio. That doesn't make sense. There's no comparison. One was a little stick of a boy with protruding parts known for telling tall tales and making a jackass out himself. Then on the other hand, Pinocchio.... OK, we digress. Let's just stick in one picture of Pinocchio.

Wile E Coyote out. Pinocchio in. No resemblance at all to Sex Swami Nithyananda.

Then the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software suggests that we add one picture of a snake from your ashram, the Bidadi Dhyanapeetam Fund House (or House of Horror - depending on which stream that Sex Swami sends his newly enlisted slaves to). Gee, Salami Nithyananda, the snakes in your ashram or dangerous. This is not an easy job to get a picture of one. First, these snakes have yellow bellies and are cloaked in saffron. Nothing like you, Oh Great Mr. Nithyananda. These snakes slither around and are known for magic. They make other people's hard earn money disappear. Then any record that this money has disappeared also vanishes. Then these snakes make families disappear and souls trapped deep in their dark snake holes. Sorry. Different type of hole, Salamander Nithyananda. And, although these snakes look harmless enough on YouTube and on your websites, their venom is slow but lethal. Victims of one of these snake bites forgets their families, their careers, their finances, the lives... even their names are forgotten. Scary. This might take a while, Mr. Nithyananda.

Oh, lucky us! We found one right there lurking in the dark corners of your website.

The ever allusive Dhyanapeetam snake found only in the dark corners
of Swami Nithyananda's ashram. Looks harmless and docile, but is known
to put its victims into an induced comatose stupor for years.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, let's load up the new images into the ewwSleaze-O-Matic software and see the changes. Shall we? OK, let's press the start button.

Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap Hisssssssss Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap Hisssssssss

Wow! ewwSleaze-O-Matic software now makes a hissing sound. Must be the snake. And here's the results!

Gee, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, the results sure look authentic again! But, this time, the screen shots look even sleazier than the first batch. Why look!

NOTE to Readers. Download these pictures, immediately share them on social media, and repost them to other sites.

Nithyananda's cult will work hard to get these pictures taken down!

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Nithyananda's special tantra. More than just a handful.

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Traveling tantric hand works a very large canvas.

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Healing hand in action. Travels to the anahata (heart) chakra
to do a tantric energy transfer

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No need to conduct those potency tests. Sex Swami Nithyananda has it
well in hand. The master and disciple perform
the multiple hand energy transfer from
cheek to cheek. A bumpy road to enlightenment indeed.

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It's a stretch. Tantric student, Ranjitha, demonstrates the unclutching
energy loop technique with her tantric master, Nithyananda.

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That TV program must sure be interesting.
Just another tantric session for sex guru, Nithyananda,
as he displays his ability to channel surf while dispelling ancient
tantric knowledge to his disciple, Ranjitha.

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How do you like them apples? Tantric disciple,
Ranjitha, while deep in prayers of gratitude, bows to her
guru, Swami Nithyananda.

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Something hilarious on TV? Ranjitha's sincere prayers and
deep, deep, deep submission to her tantric master, Nithyananda,
hit the sweet spot. Heaven.

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Bad hair. A sign of success. All those night-long trantric sessions can
sure wreak havoc with the master's personal hygiene.

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All greased up and ready to go. Priming the body for another tantra
session. Snake oil applied over snake oil.

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Pill time. Tantra requires stamina as sex guru Nithyananda and his disciple,
Ranjitha, are well aware of. These will make you feel perky again.

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Rise and shine. A little bit of yoga mixes in with tantra. Flexibility is key
to get into those special tantric positions.

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Legs cocked and in position. A full view of the tantra-yoga-leg fusion.

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Seconds later, tantric master, Nithyananda, pops those energy pills
to sustain his next session with Ranjitha.

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It's nothing. Only a hidden camera inside of an air freshener. Let's deal
with it later.

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Gee, Sri Nithyananda, you and Ranjitha sure do demonstrate the correct techniques for tantra. But, how far must true seekers go before they reach enlightenment?

Perhaps the answer lies with a little song by The Cramps?

How Far Can Too Far Go with Tantra from Nithyananda & Ranjitha?

To be continued...

Want to see more pics?

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show (you are here)

Part 3: Ranjitha & Sex Swami Nithyananda Sleaze Video Picture Show (coming soon)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video

For more pics of Nithyananda & Ranjita's Sex-sleaze Video, scroll down!

Nithyananda gets a leg up on teaching his tantric lessons with Ranjita.
When done correctly, the third leg pops up out of nowhere.

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See more pic!

Just scroll down (for part 1)

Part 2: Nithyananda & Ranjitha Sex-sleaze Video Picture Show

The Delhi Forensic Sciences Laboratory Confirms the Nithyananda and Ranjitha Sexy Sleaze Video Authentic, but It's Fake! Fake! Fake!
Jai Parmesan Cheese, Cheese, Cheese Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow! Did you, Oh Great One, hear the news? The Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab confirmed, after seven years, that the sex sleaze video that features you, Salamander Nithyananda, and Ranjitha Memon, the most holy porn star in the business, what does she call herself these days? Nithyananda Moyi? Yeah, she changes her name about as frequently as you change your silly hats. "Rrrabra Rrrabra Robo." Oopsie, sorry there, Sri Nithyananda, we meant to say 'turban'. For sures. We digress. Anyway, the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab says it's you! and her! in the video.

Yeah, that really sucks. But, no worries, Sexy Nithyananda. You've been through this before. The Hyderabad Forensic Criminal Science Lab reported that it was you, Mr. Nithyananda, and Ma Shake-a-leg Ranjitha in the video way back in July 2010. Then again, upon Ranjitha's request in 2012, the Bangalore Forensic Criminal Science Lab once again confirmed that both of you starred in the video. And, look, you both survived that. So, five years later, there's nothing to worry about, none whatsoever about what some people who are paid by the hour; seven years? Really? Just a blip on holy path to taking over every mutt in the world. Not a worry. Say, when's your next Supreme Court hearing? Oh, December 5? Just a week away? Bummer. Gee, let's hope that this doesn't go against you at all.

And, the outrage! Didn't the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab see the forensic analysis reports that were conducted in the U.S.A.? Yeah, you paid serious big, big, big bucks to have a bunch of hired Porensickatutes to say things like, well, the so-called original video is in little short clips, so that's not authentic. And, it was three months after it was shot and then made its way on YouTube, so that's not authentic. And, that police in North India spelled your name as Nityananda (sans H) and the police in South India spelled your name with an 'H' as Nithyananda. So, that's not authentic. On and on and on. That sure convinced us! And, you, Oh Great Nithyananda, have published that very slick website, Nithyananda Truth, which makes it clear as day (but don't ask us what happens at night) that those videos are morphed! Fake! Fraud! Bogus! Not authentic!

This is NOT JUSTICE! Phooey!

OK, Mr. Nithyananda, we'll just have to show the Delhi Forensic Criminal Science Lab how EASY it is to make morphed, fake, fraud, bogus, unauthentic videos. Don't you agree?

Well, this is your lucky day! We purchased some new software that will prove just the point. It's called the ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software to make morphed, fake, bogus, unauthentic, false videos out of nothing.

To duplicate the fake, morphed, unauthentic video just like what aired on YouTube, it requires these items:

One picture of Wile E Coyote, Pure Genius!

Guess who that's going to be, Sri Nithyananda? We have no idea.

Then it requires another picture of Petunia Pig.

Then one sack of potatoes that were grown in the graveyard.

One sack of stinky onions.

One horse's tail; (one tail fits all).

One possessed jack-o-lantern preferably from a rotting pumpkin.

Some scenes from a sleazy hotel.

A dog-snake.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda. We didn't know there was anything like a dog-snake existed. But, lucky us! We found one on the internet. We sure hope that it is not fake like those other bogus videos that featured you and Ranjitha. We'll take our chances.

And, finally, one mackerel fish to replicate that authentic smell.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, we don't know about you, but we think that this ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software is sure sophisticated! It even adds smell! We can't wait for the results!

Now we put all the images in one folder and press 'START' on the ewwSleaze-O-Matic Software.

Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap Vrrrrrbapapapapap

Cool! This should only take a moment. Sri Nithyananda, we didn't know that software makes noises like that? Sounds like one of those corny sci-fi movies from the 1950's. We guess that technology has progressed!

Wow! Salami Nithyananda, here are the result! Sure does look like scenes from the sleazy sex video that make you, Oh Great One, and Ranjitha internet porn stars!

NOTE to Readers. Download these pictures, immediately share them on social media, and repost them to other sites.

Nithyananda's cult will work hard to get these pictures taken down!

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The best tantric seat in the house.

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Is that a gleam in your eye? Sex Swami Nithyananda
has something to smile about. Being a tantric guru has
its benefits.

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May I have this dance? Of course, Ranjitha! Let's do the tantric shuffle.

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Tantric breathing; up close and personal.

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An ear-to-ear grin. Must be love when the tantric student gets it right.

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Nithypoo, just lay back and allow yourself to go into samadhi.

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Nice view. Lucky thing breathing stops when you're in samadhi.

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And never been kissed?

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Can't say that, anymore.

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Shall we do that tantra thing again?

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Tantra can be a bit cheeky, don't you think?

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Who needs covers for tantric practices? They just get in the way.

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The tantric python curl wrap. Classic.

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Fancy a midnight snack? Tantric practices sure do get me hungry.

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To be continued...

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Part 1: Authentic! Nithyananda and Ranjitha Picture Perfect Sexy Sleaze Video (you are here)

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Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Sex Swami Nithyananda's Video is Genuine

BREAKING NEWS!

Today, the Delhi Forensic Science Lab (FSL) has announced the authenticity to videos that made Nithyananda Swami and actress Ranjitha Menon an international sleaze sensation.

Confirmed. The sex videos are authentic.

Confirmed. That is Nithyananda in the video.

Confirmed. That is Ranjitha Menon, a.k.a. Nithyananda Moyi, in the video.

This is no surprise. In June 2010, over seven years ago, the Central Forensic Science Laboratory in Hyderabad came out to say that the video was authentic. You can read the story here as reported by India today:

Nityananda sleaze CD genuine: CID Source: India Today (2010)

Why the FSL waited over seven years to announce its findings is a bit of a mystery. But, late news is good news. And this couldn't be a better time. Nithyananda's next Supreme Court hearing is tentatively scheduled for Tuesday, December 5, 2017.

There isn't much news available in English, but we're sure there will be. For now, here's News9 Facebook post:



Stay tuned. More news to come.

Well, that did not take long.



Latest News Article Here:

CONFIRMED! It was 'Swami Nithyananda' in the 2010 sex video Source: TIMES NOW

Nithyananda's social media trolls are trying hard to give every video a thumbs down. We're sure that they will be very busy for weeks to come.

Stay tuned. More to come.

And more did come!

• Tantric Sex, Condoms, Video: Why the Swami Nithyananda-Ranjitha Scandal is Unforgettable Source: India Today
• Actress Ranjitha and Swami Nithyananda are in S*X tape, Forensic Report Confirms after 7 Years Source: TOLLYWOOD TOPSTORY
• Swami Nithyananda and Ranjitha Sex Video Tape: Forensic Dept Confirms Both are Present in Clip Source: International Business Times
• Ranjitha – Nithyananda’s Video Back in News! Source: Mirchi9
• Meet The Actress Who Caught in a Controversial Sex Tape With Swami Nityanand Source: Pagal Parrot
• Who is Tamil Actress Ranjitha, in the Sex Video with Swami Nithyananda? Source: India Today
• Setback to Self-styled Godman Nithyananda as FSL Report Confirms His Identity in Sleaze video Source: ASIANET NEWS NETWORK
• Actress Ranjitha - Nithyanandha Viral Video Forensic Tests Results Source: IndiaGlitz

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Nithyananda Falling Fast from Fallout from Ram Rahim Singh Rape Conviction

Will the Rape Conviction against the X-King of Bling, Ram Rahim Singh Bring Sex Swami Nithyananda Down? Timing Couldn't be Better.
Jai Salami with Cheese, Cheese, Cheese Nithyananda Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Pardon our rye sense of humor there, we know that you, Oh Great Bologna of fake news and slick websites, Nithyananda, are just full of bologna. Processed cold cuts from parts we don't want to think about. Yes, you're right at home. So, how's your master plan to get out of the rape charges going? Rrrraha! Rrrraha! Rrraha! Hmm, are Gruntanese translator says that Rahu, a demon in astrology is strong in your chart now. Is that correct? Yeah, we weren't surprised at all.

Gee, Sex Swami Nithyananda, you were right on track too. For our readers' sake, that you had some motions in front of the Supreme Court in India that were slated to be heard on July 17, 2017. Five minutes into the hearing, your best attorneys that money can buy, kind of like the O.J. Simpson Dream Team, requested a one-month stay. The Supreme Court granted it, and the next court date was to be heard on August 17, 2017. So, why a one-month delay? Of course, the presiding judge, Honorable Dipak Misra has signaled that he is on to your legal trickery and instead of rubber stamping all those thick and pricey documents that your legal team has prepared, he actually had the nerve to question the validity of God Incarne, Nithyananda's motives. Wow, this could be trouble. Why didn't you ask for a two-year delay? That might have saved you, Oh Grate One, Nithyananda, the embarrassment of an unenlightened ruling or worse yet, sanctions and punitive damages - like your bail being revoked. Yikes!

As you, the Avatar of Legal Tar, Nithyananda, know Honorable Dipak Misra will be sworn in as Chief Justice today, August 28, 2017. What a brilliant strategic move! Parmesan Nithyananda, you're a genius. We get it. Just game the system and stall for delays, and soon Honorable Judge Dipak Misra will be elevated into the top position, and then he certainly won't have time for the day-to-day rulings that his juniors will now make for him. In comes a fresh and inexperienced judge into your case, and it almost will be a cinch to get the favorable ruling that you, Oh Godman of Ethics, Nithyananda, believe that you're entitled to as a world-renown spiritual huckster. Of course, we know that you already sent the new judge a couple of barely worn t-shirts from Disneyland. We're sure that he will appreciate these and will look upon your case with a fresh beginning.

Sex Swami, Nithyananda, this pretty darn good news. What could possibly go wrong?

Oh, oh, Sex Swami Nithyananda, what is this here?

X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh in exercise garb.
All pumped up and no where to go except prison... for the next 20 years.

Hey, baby.  Wanna get lucky?  X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet)
Ram Rahim Singh tries to impress the beach bunnies.

The bigger the bike, the smaller the ego?
X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh is no longer
a big wheel in the (un)holy godman business

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet)
Ram Rahim Singh Action Figure heading straight to prison for the next
20 years. Dig that head-cape and pajama set. But, sorry, no more blow(ing up)
jobs as pictured in the background.

Don't look now, Mr. Nithyananda, but it is one of your rivals, Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh! He's just been convicted of rape last Friday, August 25, 2017, and was sentenced today, Monday, August 28, 2017 for twenty years! Say, wasn't last Friday the same day of Ganesh Chaturthi? The Divine Deity that removes obstacles? Looks like the obstacles for his conviction were removed all right. Yikes! This might be very dangerous. Sri Nithyananda, you better do your homework on this one. Let's look at the original complaint letter that started Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh's downfall that led to a twenty-year prison sentence. Shall we?

Shri Atal Behari Vajpayee,
Prime Minister
New Delhi

I am a girl hailing from Punjab State. I have been serving as a 'Sadhwi' in 'Dera Sacha Sauda', Sirsa (Haryana) for the last five years. Beside me, there are hundreds of others girl here, who serve for 18 hours daily.

But we are sexually exploited here. The 'Dera Maharaj' Gurmeet Singh rapes the girls in the 'dera'. I am a graduate. My family has blind faith in the 'Maharaj' (Gurmeet Singh). It was at my family's bidding that I became a 'Sadhwi'. Two years after I became a 'Sadhwi', a special woman-disciple of Maharaj Gurmeet Singh came to me one night at 10' o' clock and said that the Maharaj had summoned me to his room. I felt elated that Maharaj himself sent for me. I was going to him for the first time. After climbing the stairs, when I went into his room, I saw that he was holding a remote in his hand and was watching a blue film on the TV. Beside his pillow on the bed, lay a revolver. Seeing all this, I was frightened and became nervous. I had never imagined that Maharaj was a man of this type. Maharaj switched off the TV and seated me beside him. He offered me water and said that he had called me because he considered me very close to him. This was my first experience.

Maharaj took me in his embrace and said that he loved me from the core of his heart. He also said that he wanted to make love with me. He told me that at the time of becoming his disciple, I had dedicated my wealth, body and soul to him and he had accepted my offering. When I objected, he said, "There is no doubt that I am God." When I asked if God also indulges in such acts, he shot back:

1. Sri Krishna too was God and he had 360 'gopis' (milkmaids) with whom he enacted 'Prem lila' (love drama). Even then people regarded him as God. So, there is nothing to be surprised at it.

2. I can kill you with this revolver and bury you here. The members of your family are my devoted followers and they have blind faith in me. You know it very well that members of your family cannot go against me.

3. I have considerable influence with governments also. Chief Ministers of Punjab and Haryana and central Ministers come to pay obeisance to me. Politicians take help from us. They cannot take any action against me. We will get the members of your family dismissed from govt. jobs and I will get them killed by my 'Sewadars' (servants). We will leave no evidence of their murder. You know that earlier also we got the 'dera' Manager Fakir Chand killed by goondas. His murder remains untraced till this day. The 'dera' has a daily income of one crore rupees with which we can buy leaders, police and the judges.

After this, the Maharaj raped me. The Maharaj has been doing this with me for the last three years. My turn comes after every 25-30 days. Now I have learnt that before me too, the Maharaj had been raping the girls he had summoned. Most of these women are now 35 to 40 years old and they are past the age of marriage. They have no other option but to remain in the 'dera'.

Most of the girls are educated --- B.A., M.A., B.Ed, etc. But they are living a life of hell in the 'dera', simply because the members of their families have blind faith in the Maharaj. We wear white clothes, tie a scarf on the head, cannot even look at men and as per Maharaj's commands, and talk with men from a distance of 5-10 feet. To the people we look like 'devis' (goddesses), but we are living like harlots. This time I tried to tell my family that all was not well at the 'dera'. But they rebuked me saying that there was no better place than the 'dera' for here they were in the company of God (Maharaj). They said that I had formed a bad notion about the 'dera' and that I should recite the name of 'Satguru'. I am helpless here because I have to obey every command of the Maharaj. No girl is permitted to talk with another, according to the commands of the Maharaj.

Girls are not permitted to talk to their families even on the telephone. If any girl talks about the reality of the 'dera', she is punished according to Maharaj's commands. Sometimes ago, a Bhatinda girl revealed the wrong doings of the Maharaj. At this, all the women disciples gave her a sound thrashing. Because of a fracture in the backbone, she is now bed-ridden. Her father gave up the service in the 'dera' and went home. For fear of the Maharaj and his own disgrace, he is not revealing anything.

Similarly, a Kurukshetra girl has also left the 'dera' and has gone home. When she narrated the events in the 'dera' to her family, her brother who worked in the 'dera' gave up his job. When a Sangrur girl left the 'dera', went home and narrated the wrong-doings in the 'dera' to the people, the dera's armed Sewadars/ hooligans reached the girl's house and threatened to kill her and warned her not to leak anything about the 'dera'.

Similarly, girls from Mansa, Ferozepur, Patiala and Ludhiana districts are afraid of revealing anything about the 'dera'. Although they have left the 'dera', yet they do not say anything for fear of loosing their lives. Similarly, girls from Sirsa, Hissar, Fatehabad, Hanuman Garh and Meerutdisclose as to what happened to them in the 'dera'.

If I reveal my name, I and my family will be killed. I want to reveal this truth for the benefit of the common man, because I cannot bear all this tension and harassment. My life is in danger. If a probe is conducted by the press or some government agency, 40 to 50 girls living in the 'dera' will come forward to reveal the truth. We can also be medically examined to find out whether we are still celibate disciples or not. If we are no longer virgins, the matter should be gone into to find out who has violated our chastity.

The truth will then come out that Maharaj Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh of 'Sacha Sauda' has ruined our lives.

The GURU enjoyed 7 star life style and Bangkok type sex life All with the money donated by poor devotes.

Sharma Narendra

Yours faithfully

An innocent forced to live life in a hell (Dera Sacha Sauda Sirsa)

as published in The Times of India on 25 August 2017 and Daily Sikh Updates Post on Facebook August 25, 2017

And, now, X-Bling Master Flasher, Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh, has a life behind bars. No, Sex Swami Nithyananda, not a life at the bar. That's all in his past. Now Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh is just prisoner 1997 at the Rohtak Jail. (Read Story here.)

X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh gets to see the fruits
of his spiritual karma for the next 20 years. Rot in prison. We hope
that you enjoy your stay.

At least the authorities allowed X-Bling Master Flasher, Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh to go out in style. Look, he got airlifted to prison on a helicopter. Gets to smoke a cigar on the way. Perhaps this isn't going to set a good example to all the kiddies, will it Sri Nithyananda? You, oh humble one, will certainly be allowed to be dragged off to prison in a donkey cart. And, with any luck, you'll be the one pulling it.

X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh off to sing sing in style.
Smoking a stogie and in a charter hell-icopter, while his followers riot below.

"Planting trees in the hot sun, I fought the law and the law won..."
Sticking twigs into little holes and then getting them wet to produce,
ah shrubbery. A familiar skill set now applied to X-King of Bling Gurmeet
(Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh's new purpose in life for the next 20 years.
Toil. Toil. Will this be Sex Swami Nithyananda's fate?

A pity. But, that's what happens when you are a fake godman and not a genuine real McCoy Avatar of God Incarnate, as you, Sri Nithyananda, claim to be. But, don't worry. We're certain the world will see the difference between you, Master of Sexy Tantra and X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh, won't they?

Oh, dear, what's this here, Sri Nithyananda? Is this the recent news about you, Oh Grate One?:

• Ram Rahim to Swami Nithyananda: These 5 self-proclaimed 'sadhus' were involved in sex scandals source: Catch News
• Sex crimes to sieges: India's controversial 'godmen' source: The Sun Daily
• Of Protests and Delayed Arrests: Violence in the Name of Babas source: The Quint
• Ram Rahim, convicted of rape, one of many controversial babas, gurus: Here’s a quick look source: Hindustan Times
• ‘King of Bling’ Ram Rahim Singh convicted — 5 controversial ‘godmen’ who forgot to practice what they preach source: News X
• In pics: From Asaram Bapu to Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, self-styled ‘Godmen’ accused in rape, criminal cases source: News Nation
• Of Godmen and their unholy deeds source: Telangana Today
• Babas behind bars: Godmen who fell foul of the law source: The Times of India
• Top 6 controversial godmen of India source: India TV
• Gurmeet Ram Rahim, Asaram And More: Self-Styled Godmen Accused in Criminal Cases source: India.com (partners with ZEE News, DNA India, etc.)

And, then for the next couple of days later....

• Sexual crimes committed in the name of God: A look back at 'Swami' Nithyananda's 'sex contract' source: The NEWS Minute)
• Rishi Kapoor slams godmen, Radhe Maa source: The New Indian Express)
• Swami Nithyananda Case: Will Justice Prevail? source: NEWSclick)
• The (un-) Holy Men! source: Greater Kashmir)
• The godmen of unholy things source: The Times of India Blog)
• Holy men, unholy paths, and their penchant for exploitative sex... Read more at: http://english.manoramaonline.com/news/nation/2017/08/25/godman-turned-rapists.html source: Manorama)
• Sexual crimes committed in the name of God: A look back at 'Swami' Nithyananda's 'sex contract' source: The NEWS Minute)
• How Godmen Like Ram Rahim Get Away with Abusing Women Under Everyone’s Noses source: THe ladies Finger)
• The Gurmeet Ram Rahim Fiasco Is An Indictment Of Our Political Class source: Huffington Post India)
• OMG! 6 Controversial Godmen of India, other than Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh source: The Free Press Journal)
• Day After Ram Rahim's Sentence, Verdict For Another Self-Styled Godman, Rampal source: NDTV)
• The world of Indian ‘godmen’: Of gold hunt, rape cases, lurid videos, eye-popping feats source: Hindustan Times)
• Ten ‘godmen’ whose pasts might shock you source: Asia Times)
• ‘King of Bling’ Ram Rahim Singh convicted — 5 controversial ‘godmen’ who forgot to practice what they preach source: NewsX)
• Sex, Murder, Corruption and India's Godmen source: The Kashmir Monitor)
• Dera Sacha Sauda chief Gurmeet Ram Rahim sentenced to 10 years imprisonment: 6 controversial Godmen source: IndiaTV)
• The phenomenon of Godmen in India source: Daily Mirror)
• Ram Rahim, Asaram, Radhe Maa : List of controversial Baba`s is long enough!!! source: NYOOOZ)

Dratz! It looks like the media already tarred you, Oh Great Avatar of Tar, Nithyananda, with the same brush. Tainted! What are you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, going to do? Shall we brainstorm some answers? Why of course.

Let's not panic here, Sri Nithyananda. After all, the big decision is with the Supreme Court of India. And, the Supreme Court of India is only going to review the legal papers that are before it. Nothing else. Or at least we hope that nothing else will be considered into its decision. OK, better hold a lucky rabbit's foot, Sex Swami Nithyananda, and pray to God (perhaps to you?) that nothing is going to influence the decision. After all, the Supreme Court is an independent body and no one should be able to sway its decision. Even if the Prime Minister of India wanted you, Salami Nithyananda, run over by a truck, and then dropped into some pulverize machine that grinds you up into a million pieces and then mixed in with a variety of different animal manure to make fertilizer, it just ain't going to happen. No siree. At least we hope that this will not be the case. It shouldn't, we think. Perhaps.

But, even if the Supreme Court is not going to be influenced that much by Ram Rahim Singh Rape Conviction, we do have a problem with the general population of rich and gullible seekers that you, Master of Embodiment of Knowledge (master of em-body-mints), Nithyananda, are trying to lure to keep your legal team paid and a steady slush fund ready just for emergencies. Hey, Sex Swami Nithyananda, why don't you build a super slick and snazzy website that feeds all kinds of misinformation? You, Salamander Nithyananda, can keep all your goons focused on flooding social media comments and Twitter tweets with a link to this site that goes beyond logic in such a pretty way? Oh, cool, you have one already? Let's take a look:

Nithyananda(un)Truth.org
(Warning: goes to sex swami's website - two condoms required)

Cool. OK, let's focus on the difference between you, Mr. Holy Roller, Nithyananda, and X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh. This should be easy. First off, Bling Bing Ram Rahim's case started in 2002. Yup. At this rate, you, Sex Swami Nithyananda, have another eight years of freedom to hone in and practice your deep tantric meditations with your room service ladies (and a few boys). So, no worries at all. There's still plenty of time to prove your innocence. Perhaps.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, another stark contrast between you and X-bling bing is that Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh played the Krishna card in seeking his sensual pleasures. His logic is that Krishna danced and had hundreds of ready-to-please gopi girlfriends. But, X-bling bing forgot that Lord Krishna had all his dancing at age of four when He was still very innocent. And, before He turned five, Lord Krishna was sent to a gurukul, (a real, gurukul (school), unlike the so-called spiritual pickpocket school that you run, Mr. Nithyananda, and there Lord Krishna started his formal studies. You, on the other hand, did play the Krishna card a couple of times. Yup, it is just too easy. But, mostly, your true-and-tried pickup line is that you are the best Kal Bhairav imitator on YouTube. And, then you, Oh Grate One, like to say that you're Lord Shiva. Dig those tiger prints wrapped titightlyround your beer gut. And, to seal the deal, you tell your victims that they are incarnation of Parvati (Lord Shiva's wife), and so it is only nature to have holy sex with you right then and there. If those 'come-on' lines didn't work, then you said that how difficult it is for a Living Master to stay in his body and that by having sex it will help keep you within your own body and therefore will be able to charge thousands of wealthy spiritual seekers $10,000 a pop for enlightenment if the victim is willing to help with this noble cause and have sex with you. And, a revolver by your side? Never, you Porkananda Nithyananda, are a master of brainwashing and using dark siddhis. No need for a revolver. But, just in case, you have an army of thugs who have killed at least two people (to our recollection) in your ashram. These 'enforcers' will do your bidding. No need to get your holy hands, Sex Swami Nithyananda, dirty with that. Your hands need to stay clean for other dirty adventures such as chakra touching, and other bed sport activities.

Another clear distinction between you two is the political clout that X-King of Bling Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh claims to have. Yes, Sex Swami Nithyananda. At one time, you too, were courting the Chief Minster of Karnataka to be the guest of honor to your birthday bash on March 13, ooops, we meant January first, but after your downfall, the Chief Minister of Karnataka, D. V. Sadananda Gowda, had you, the Divine Avatar of Tar, Nithyananda, arrested and jailed twice in June 2012. Ouch. Right now, all you can get is dignitaries like the (alleged) King of Plagiarism, Rajiv Malhotra, come and pay (or you pay) tribute for the privilege of his presence. By, the way, Sri Nithyananda, how much do you pay Mr. Rajiv Malhotra for those low grade independent investigation/research papers? Priceless. Hey, Sex Swami Nithyananda, if you want more political clout, why don't you invite Mr. Trump?

And, I said, "Hi" like the spider to the fly....
President Smoothy Donald Trump turns on his predator charm and eyes another
acquisition opportunity.  "Nice assets.  And, did you know that I'm
enlightened courtesy of Sex Swami Nithyananda? I have a certificate
right here to prove my super spiritual prowess. Allow me to demonstrate
my ability to move your coconuts with just my mind."

Trump's approval ratings are about as low as yours, and he will even stoop as low as you, well almost; and you both like to collect ladies! Perhaps he can trade beauty pageant queens for room service ladies. Sounds fair to us.

And, if President Trump is too busy, then why don't you, Oh Great Smoocher, Nithyananda, invite X-President Clinton? Slick Willie (sorry, Brits) has time on his hands (when they are not around another lady). You two will hit off, we're sure! He's up for anything, even your standards, Oh Great Tarzan Imitator, Nithyananda. And, Slick Willie Clinton certainly knows how to survive and stay in office even when the odds are totally against him. Did you, God Incarne, Nithyananda, give him your enlightenment? There's just no other way.

Hands-on tantric lessons from Sex Swami Nithyananda?  Count me in!  Ex-president
Clinton demonstrates that even with nothing to do that he manages to still
keep busy.

Mr. Nithyananda, we can go on and on about the differences between you, Salami Nithyananda and X-Bling Master Flasher, Gurmeet (Girlmeet) Ram Rahim Singh. But, we'll leave that to your legion of internet trolls. It's late, and we're tired. But, if everything else aside, at least you, Sex Swami Nithyananda, can now rightfully grab that title of King of Bling. You, Oh Humble Servant of the Financial Market, Nithyananda, still sit on multiple golden thrones? Still sport lots of gold bling and extended all those pricey charms on your turban to hold your extra swollen head? So, stop feeling depressed. There's a real opportunity for you. Go for it!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.