Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Hey, we hope that you don't mind, but we really want our viewers to see this video. So, we put it up front above the fold. Don't worry, it's the same video and the post remains exactly the same right below the video. Enjoy!
Nithyananda, a bonafide super-powered vending machine.
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Well, this is hard to explain why we haven't posted anything anytime soon. But, all those legal intimidations from so many of your followers. After forking over $10,000 USD and gaining your instant enlightenment complete with a graveyard initiation, do they also get a law degree? Wwwrrreeevvaa. Wwwrrreeevvaa. Wwwrrreeevvaa. Our gruntanese is a bit rusty, but we believe you said that all the judges in King County, Washington, should be replaced with Magic Eight Balls. Not a bad choice, there, considering the quality of judgments that come out of that place (like Vinay's wrongful conviction that was based on hearsay and lies). Is there something in the water there? Oh, they all dropped by your new and improved city center on the outer-outskirts of Seattle; Issaquah, Washington, to be exact. Based on the behavior of your followers, perhaps Sasquatch, Washington would be a more fitting place. Tell, us, now that it takes over an hour to negotiate a journey to this center spiritual bliss retreat deep far away from where anyone lives (except Big Foot), can more than two people enter at a time? Just asking. It looks kind of small to host all of your millions of followers. And, yes, we remember back when you once had your North American HQ in Durate, California, that you liked your room service ladies to come in one at a time, but on special occasions, you had a twosome going. Those must have been quite some spiritual encounters. We couldn't imagine. Will this down-sized shack reminds us when you, Salamander Nithyananda, used to shack up nightly.
While we have your attention there, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, we just wanted to say how appalled we were to see more defaming videos against the Avatar of Tar, self-proclaimed God in-carne, His Royal Highnass, and the best Kalbhairav and Maha Kali impersonator on YouTube, be ridiculed by some unenlightened chap who was obviously is on the payroll for Tesco. Look! He shamelessly promotes its Cream Bisquits. Crumby indeed. Do you serve those for afternoon snacks during Living Enlightenment? Now, don't tell us that sugar is bad. We all remember how you stuffed your face with Fig Newtons in Krishnalaya in Northern California in 2005 during your acharaya training. Gee, SwineJi Nithyananda, you sure packed on the pounds there. Perhaps you better lay off the Fig Newtons until you slim down and get rid of that pot belly of yours. Are you pregnant? You, Oh, DeGrading One, Nithyananda, might have to start wrapping with two sarees (not that you already do this. wink. wink.) And, who knows, You just might get Type 2 Diabetes. Everything is so sweet about you, Mr. Nithyananda. Will you, great Eeler, Nithyananda, be able to heal yourself? Obviously, you're not able to do tantric by yourself. Ranjitha, Queen of the bottoms-up belly dances, will testify to that.
Well, this guy who never was dragged into the graveyard after midnight for that final initiation into the wonderful enriching world of enlightenment that is only valid at your ashram and city centers had some choice words for you. He said, get this, that you're a super-power vending machine. How false! Anyone knows that vending machines require coins, and at $10,000 USD a pop, that would be just too many coins to insert. Those gullible hands would be too tired to do all the lifting and massaging and check writing, etc. if they had to insert a never ending stream of coins And, how about all those slots that vending machines have for coins? Why everyone knows that you, Mr. Nithyanaanda, are the one who is inserting things into slots. Not the other way around. Totally backwards. So it is proven that you, Coinmaster Nithyananda, are not a vending machine by any means.
And, you know what, Piggiesananda Nithyananda, he had the odosity to say that the hand moves before the coconut! Can you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, imagine that? Well, of course, your now famous videos with Ranjitha clarified that your hands always move before the coconuts. Let's keep it to coconuts and keep clam shells off the menus.
And, this guy doesn't stop there. He has the nerve to make fun of your number one showcase room service lady (second only to Ranjitha). Yes, this is none other than Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda, who we refer to fondly as Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady. (You, Oh Great Pornomahamsa, Nithyananda, you might call her super make out lady, but we'll for the next round of videos to get released.) Oh, here's a picture of Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda now. At least we think that's her.
Well, gee, it might be her. It's hard to tell with all that makeup on. Sri Nithyananda, how much does it cost to pay for all that makeup that Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda cakes on every day? Does she use a trowel? Does a nominal portion of the $10,000 USD a-pop-fees go to help replenish her makeup fund? Does all that swatic food help cleanse her face at night after packing a quarter inch of powered goop on? Is she trying to hide something like some pimples? Whiskers? Namo scars? Soulless soul (size 13)? Quite frankly, Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady looks like Vampira to us. Frightening.
Yikes! Well, this unenlightened guy has the nerve to say that Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda is so open that her brains have fallen out. Gee. Everyone knows that you, Living Avatar, Nithyananda, demand that every participant must leave their minds behind along with their sandals at the door. So, of course, Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda is mindless, along with anyone else that has been through your programs. It's a fact. And, all that makeup ensures that nothing will get out. It's bullet proof! So, her brains will stay firmly in place until a power washer with bleach is applied. Then, and only then there's a chance that her brains might slip out. But, no worries, there Sex Swami Nithyananda. This next fat lady who is covered with tattoos, (a.k.a. Ma Nithya Devi Oman / Mahayogini Nithya Mahayogananda) will be sure to spit her brains back out. A safety net. Guaranteed.
And, Sex Swami Nithyananda, how many aliases does Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady have? Let's count them, but we might have to take off our shoes to get them all. But, don't worry, there, Sri Nithyananda, we'll leave our shoes at the door along with our mind. It's the way that you like things. OK, let's' count. First, there's Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda complete with her own Facebook account. Nice. But, wait, there's also Mahant Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda, which deserves its own second Facebook page. Salami Nithyananda, does that make her two-faced? Really, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady packs enough makeup for ten faces. Kind of like Dasara Ravana's little sister. Is she part of your family, Salamander Nithyananda? But, wait there's more. In Google+ and YouTube, she spells her name with a 'U' as in U-boat, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda. Hmmmm, Sex Swami Nithyananda, did Ma Nithya Pancake Lady graduate from your Gurukul? Just asking. But, we're not finished. Let's see, an earlier incarnation of Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady as Ma Nithya Sudevi. And, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady started off, unenlightened we assume, as Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry. That's quite a transformation. Did you know, Sri Nithyananda, that Sarah Stephanie Landry (and all her aliases) once sent us a death threat? Yup, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady promised that our heads would be cut off (by presumably you, Oh Great One) in six months. That was over five years ago. A little late, we presume, but we're still waiting. Is that how you, Mr. Nithyananda, give your devotees instant enlightenment, and make them mindless entities? How nice of of both of you. Doesn't Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady remind you of those 'sexy' spiders that lures victims into your cult web and then she bites their heads off? Nasty, indeed, but a perfect fit for your business operations. How many heads has she personally collected? Can she give one of them away in a raffle to the highest bidder? Just asking.
But, let us say no more, Sex Swami Nithyananda. Here! This is the offending video:
So, Divine Avatar of All Things, Nithyananda, what are you going to do? Make it go away. Please. This will definitely impact your marketing initiatives. It also will adversely impact your ability to pay for all your attorneys at the Supreme Court hearings regarding your rape case. Paying for these professional services to an avatar like you will not come easily if there's a significant loss of revenue. So, please! For Humanity! Make it go away!
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.
Is Sex Swami Nithyananda a Cult or Not? Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady Spills the Beans
Nithyananda, a bonafide super-powered vending machine.
Jai Parmesan Sri, Sri Nithyananda Salami Ki Jai!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Well, this is hard to explain why we haven't posted anything anytime soon. But, all those legal intimidations from so many of your followers. After forking over $10,000 USD and gaining your instant enlightenment complete with a graveyard initiation, do they also get a law degree? Wwwrrreeevvaa. Wwwrrreeevvaa. Wwwrrreeevvaa. Our gruntanese is a bit rusty, but we believe you said that all the judges in King County, Washington, should be replaced with Magic Eight Balls. Not a bad choice, there, considering the quality of judgments that come out of that place (like Vinay's wrongful conviction that was based on hearsay and lies). Is there something in the water there? Oh, they all dropped by your new and improved city center on the outer-outskirts of Seattle; Issaquah, Washington, to be exact. Based on the behavior of your followers, perhaps Sasquatch, Washington would be a more fitting place. Tell, us, now that it takes over an hour to negotiate a journey to this center spiritual bliss retreat deep far away from where anyone lives (except Big Foot), can more than two people enter at a time? Just asking. It looks kind of small to host all of your millions of followers. And, yes, we remember back when you once had your North American HQ in Durate, California, that you liked your room service ladies to come in one at a time, but on special occasions, you had a twosome going. Those must have been quite some spiritual encounters. We couldn't imagine. Will this down-sized shack reminds us when you, Salamander Nithyananda, used to shack up nightly.
While we have your attention there, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, we just wanted to say how appalled we were to see more defaming videos against the Avatar of Tar, self-proclaimed God in-carne, His Royal Highnass, and the best Kalbhairav and Maha Kali impersonator on YouTube, be ridiculed by some unenlightened chap who was obviously is on the payroll for Tesco. Look! He shamelessly promotes its Cream Bisquits. Crumby indeed. Do you serve those for afternoon snacks during Living Enlightenment? Now, don't tell us that sugar is bad. We all remember how you stuffed your face with Fig Newtons in Krishnalaya in Northern California in 2005 during your acharaya training. Gee, SwineJi Nithyananda, you sure packed on the pounds there. Perhaps you better lay off the Fig Newtons until you slim down and get rid of that pot belly of yours. Are you pregnant? You, Oh, DeGrading One, Nithyananda, might have to start wrapping with two sarees (not that you already do this. wink. wink.) And, who knows, You just might get Type 2 Diabetes. Everything is so sweet about you, Mr. Nithyananda. Will you, great Eeler, Nithyananda, be able to heal yourself? Obviously, you're not able to do tantric by yourself. Ranjitha, Queen of the bottoms-up belly dances, will testify to that.
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| Fig Newtons. Once a favorite munchie of the holy renunciant, Porkananda Nithyananda. |
Well, this guy who never was dragged into the graveyard after midnight for that final initiation into the wonderful enriching world of enlightenment that is only valid at your ashram and city centers had some choice words for you. He said, get this, that you're a super-power vending machine. How false! Anyone knows that vending machines require coins, and at $10,000 USD a pop, that would be just too many coins to insert. Those gullible hands would be too tired to do all the lifting and massaging and check writing, etc. if they had to insert a never ending stream of coins And, how about all those slots that vending machines have for coins? Why everyone knows that you, Mr. Nithyanaanda, are the one who is inserting things into slots. Not the other way around. Totally backwards. So it is proven that you, Coinmaster Nithyananda, are not a vending machine by any means.
And, you know what, Piggiesananda Nithyananda, he had the odosity to say that the hand moves before the coconut! Can you, Oh Great One, Nithyananda, imagine that? Well, of course, your now famous videos with Ranjitha clarified that your hands always move before the coconuts. Let's keep it to coconuts and keep clam shells off the menus.
And, this guy doesn't stop there. He has the nerve to make fun of your number one showcase room service lady (second only to Ranjitha). Yes, this is none other than Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda, who we refer to fondly as Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady. (You, Oh Great Pornomahamsa, Nithyananda, you might call her super make out lady, but we'll for the next round of videos to get released.) Oh, here's a picture of Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda now. At least we think that's her.
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| But, what's behind the mask? Sorry we ever asked. |
Well, gee, it might be her. It's hard to tell with all that makeup on. Sri Nithyananda, how much does it cost to pay for all that makeup that Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda cakes on every day? Does she use a trowel? Does a nominal portion of the $10,000 USD a-pop-fees go to help replenish her makeup fund? Does all that swatic food help cleanse her face at night after packing a quarter inch of powered goop on? Is she trying to hide something like some pimples? Whiskers? Namo scars? Soulless soul (size 13)? Quite frankly, Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady looks like Vampira to us. Frightening.
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| Not all the screaming happens just during tantric sessions. Just ask Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady, Swaroopapriyananda. |
Yikes! Well, this unenlightened guy has the nerve to say that Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda is so open that her brains have fallen out. Gee. Everyone knows that you, Living Avatar, Nithyananda, demand that every participant must leave their minds behind along with their sandals at the door. So, of course, Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda is mindless, along with anyone else that has been through your programs. It's a fact. And, all that makeup ensures that nothing will get out. It's bullet proof! So, her brains will stay firmly in place until a power washer with bleach is applied. Then, and only then there's a chance that her brains might slip out. But, no worries, there Sex Swami Nithyananda. This next fat lady who is covered with tattoos, (a.k.a. Ma Nithya Devi Oman / Mahayogini Nithya Mahayogananda) will be sure to spit her brains back out. A safety net. Guaranteed.
And, Sex Swami Nithyananda, how many aliases does Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady have? Let's count them, but we might have to take off our shoes to get them all. But, don't worry, there, Sri Nithyananda, we'll leave our shoes at the door along with our mind. It's the way that you like things. OK, let's' count. First, there's Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda complete with her own Facebook account. Nice. But, wait, there's also Mahant Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda, which deserves its own second Facebook page. Salami Nithyananda, does that make her two-faced? Really, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady packs enough makeup for ten faces. Kind of like Dasara Ravana's little sister. Is she part of your family, Salamander Nithyananda? But, wait there's more. In Google+ and YouTube, she spells her name with a 'U' as in U-boat, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda. Hmmmm, Sex Swami Nithyananda, did Ma Nithya Pancake Lady graduate from your Gurukul? Just asking. But, we're not finished. Let's see, an earlier incarnation of Ma Nithya Super Pancake Makeup Lady as Ma Nithya Sudevi. And, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady started off, unenlightened we assume, as Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry. That's quite a transformation. Did you know, Sri Nithyananda, that Sarah Stephanie Landry (and all her aliases) once sent us a death threat? Yup, Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady promised that our heads would be cut off (by presumably you, Oh Great One) in six months. That was over five years ago. A little late, we presume, but we're still waiting. Is that how you, Mr. Nithyananda, give your devotees instant enlightenment, and make them mindless entities? How nice of of both of you. Doesn't Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady remind you of those 'sexy' spiders that lures victims into your cult web and then she bites their heads off? Nasty, indeed, but a perfect fit for your business operations. How many heads has she personally collected? Can she give one of them away in a raffle to the highest bidder? Just asking.
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| Ma Nithya Swarupapriyananda helps lure fresh victims into Sex Swami Nithyananda's cult web where they await a deadly kiss and their minds to be chopped off and left dangling for eternity. |
But, let us say no more, Sex Swami Nithyananda. Here! This is the offending video:
Cult or Not? Man-god Worshiper Explains How She is Not in a Cult
So, Divine Avatar of All Things, Nithyananda, what are you going to do? Make it go away. Please. This will definitely impact your marketing initiatives. It also will adversely impact your ability to pay for all your attorneys at the Supreme Court hearings regarding your rape case. Paying for these professional services to an avatar like you will not come easily if there's a significant loss of revenue. So, please! For Humanity! Make it go away!
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '
