Nithyananda Celebrates Our One-Year Blog Anniversary; Cult & Fraud Exposed

Nithyananda's Prediction of His Fate Fell Flat; Another Repeat of Last Year. His Personal 2012 Prediction Will Happen in 2011...Again
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Grrrraaahaaaaaaa..." That doesn't sound very good. Are you, Nithyananda, enlightened 'healing' master and self-proclaimed Paramahamsa, under the weather? Did you, Sri Nithyananda, eat too many sweets for Navratri? We don't think that the Divine Mother wants you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to eat too many sweets. Maybe you should get a registered nurse, perhaps around 22 year-of-age and wearing one of those tight nurse's uniforms be be catering to you, just like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed Ranjitha cared for you when you said that "you were not feeling well." It's nice to be pampered now and then, but there's no difference to how you'll be treated since you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are a certified renunciant that claims to have no difference between what you, Sri Nithyananda, project during the daytime and what you do at night. No difference at all.

So, are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda really not feeling well? You've done so much healing that we just couldn't imagine you for one moment feeling a bit punk. Not for one second. Honest. Hey, we figured it out, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why you're not feeling very well. You must be absorbing lots of negativity to help save the world. We couldn't guess for one moment what negativity there possibly could be in your ashram. Such a swarm of angels, you know, murder suspects like Sachitananda and Bhaktananda, and surrounded by such a wholesome ambiance that just radiates good energy. Other than a murder or two, a sundry of drugs - not to mention those happy, happy mushroom, some illegal forest products, a slew of divorces, broken homes, broken canes over ashramites' heads, a whole stadium worth of rapes and illicit tantric groping, some sex, ooops, we meant to say tantra with under-aged devotees along with unnatural 'tantra' with some men, and millions of dollars, maybe billions, of dollars in fraud, money-laundering, and revenues from questionable if not illicit means. Then there's all those true Masters' work you lifted as your own, is that plagiarism?, and all those stains on your holy saffron cloth. Did you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, offend anyone? Other than these things and a few others that the CID Police Team has compiled, we couldn't think of any negativity that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your cult followers have collected. It's just like Disneyland in Bidadi. The happiest place on earth. Just keep on eating those silly little mushrooms and your happiness will just keep glowing like a lava lamp. By the way, who supplies you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, with all those mushrooms? It couldn't be Sachitananda. He'd probably try to save money and pick your selected mushrooms in the wild, then you, Sri Nithyananda, could reach your ultimate stage of samadhi (trance). Hey, you know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, on second thought, you really should put Sachitananda in charge of scoring those shrooms for you. He might do a better job than expected. But, then again, he's good at knocking people off. And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why do you suppose this very confidential information about you and your happy, happy magic mushrooms was leaked, to of all people, us? Is there a bunch of well-wishers that would like to see the Bidadi Disneyland and it's Magic Tantric Castle under new management? Why would anyone want to grab a hold of such a liability when lengthy prison sentences await those whose fingerprints are on such a property? Maybe there's a million reason. Maybe several hundred million reasons. Oh, well, we guess it is another Mystery of Mysteries. Soon, we'll be calling you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Mr. Mystery.

Sri Nithyananda, you just seem to love anniversaries and birthdays. For instance, we're not certain if we're suppose to celebrate your 'enlightenment' birthday of January 1, 1978/2000? Or shall we celebrate your passport birthday of March 13, 1977? Or how about celebrating April 2, 2007 the day your U.S. Visa was canceled? Or the day you were released from jail after 53 days of captivity? That's quite a few celebrations and anniversaries. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is there anything else that we can celebrate? Come on, it will help the economy. You will say, "No". Sorry, wrong again. There is something we can celebrate. Give up?

A: This blog.

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can you believe that it has now been one year since our first blog post? You will say, 'Yes'. OK, Sri Nithyananda, we accept your honesty. It has been a long year for you, a long year for your cult, and a very memorable year for us. Here they are, our first posts, just for old-time sakes:

• Nithyananda Corrupts Sanskrit and Vedic Culture
  
• Nithyananda Takes Transcendental Meditation (TM) to Cool Down while still a Boy in Thiruvannamalai
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Fails Mechanical Engineering College
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Show Us Your Birth Certificate, Please
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Expelled from Ramakrishna Mission in Calcutta
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & Graveyard Enlightenment
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Spreads His Dark Tantric Bliss - This is NOT Lord Shiva

Note to readers: you might want to browse some of the earlier posts. They are short and easy to read.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, after one year, look at all what has happened. Let's see, first your attendance dropped off drastically to watch you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your dog and pony show of Bhaktananda and Medhananda during your Fall '09 US Holy Tour. Then all your stories about wondering, etc. were exposed as being lies for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were studying in the Ramakrishna Math in Chennai and Belur when you claimed that you had more adventures than Huckleberry Fin until reaching the 'ultimate' state of enlightenment. Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, ever reach that state? Doing drugs, doesn't count. Back to the events, Sri Nithyananda; then, a few videos about your inner-secrets got aired on YouTube, and you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, went into hiding like a scared, common criminal who occasionally released terrorist quality videos that opened up more questions than you answered (hey, those videos were very entertaining, kind of like "JackAss, the Second, Third, Forth and Fifth Coming". And so forth. During this time, we got a glimpse of how much you've looted and defrauded your followers, your land-grabs, your bogus donations, your smuggling, your wardrobe, etc. and even some mentioning of that mysterious death of a Canadian citizen in December 2008 which we think is a murder. (Don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, later we'll dedicate a whole blog post to possible murder in your Divine energy field of a pit-hole, called Dhyanapeetam, a.k.a. your ashram.  Look at it as a coming attraction.) Following this, we got to see all of your so-called temples close only to re-open again after a few months with fewer people now attending than one of your 'free' photo-op clinics for the poor. Then we got to watch you being hauled off in jail where you opened your mouth and said even some more amazing things like you weren't really a man or a woman or even a eunuch. Then, we got to see you released from prison to start your penance of doing your unique version of 'pancha tapas' (fire meditation for cleansing) where you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, substituted ghee with blue kerosene that was intended for the poor. After that, we got to see you try as hard as you could to 'rebound' as if nothing happened at all, while your thugs and soulless attorneys harassed and intimidated all potential victims. We can't forget about all those bussed in paid 'devotees' for your Broadway hit of 'Guru Purnima' and a few staged demonstrations complete with hourly scabs. (But, then again, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we know that you're used to paying for your services on an hourly rate, so nothing new here.)

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you're this great Swami and avatar of just about every deity that we can imagine or even not imagine, were there any predictions for that exciting year for you? Really? No predictions at all? We bet that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, really knew, but you wanted us to to keep us in deep, deep, deep suspense. So, you, Sri Nithyananda, decided to tell us later. So, what's going to happen for our next year's blog anniversary? Will we be going to jail or will you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have that honor? Will we have a world contact day for extraterrestrials or 'enlightened' followers of yours? Will we have a last chance to repent before the 2012 Disaster happens where we become lighter and depressed watching you twiddle your thumbs in prison? Will Bhaktananda start wearing lady saris and wiggle a little? Will Ayya, a.k.a. Swami Nithya Sadhananda, start shaving his legs? Will Sachitananda start picking the right mushrooms? Will there be anything left in your bank accounts and your cronies' bank accounts to make a big law suite worthwhile? Sri Nithyananda, if you've given all of your ill-gotten loot to pay for lawyers, judges, and politicians, then it doesn't seem worthwhile to go after you. So, there is a bright side to all of this. But, don't worry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, perhaps you can get a loan from your inner-circle that has benefited from your holy business. We're sure that Ayya, Sachitananda, Bhaktananda, Medhananda, and perhaps even Sevakananda would all be willing to loan you a few million dollars to tie you over until you start up your holy money-making machine for the 'second coming'. Then again, these inner-circle thugs learned their holy business skills from you, sincere renunciant, so you better be prepared to pay them with interest, which will probably be a little bit steep and above the market rate knowing the behavior of your spiritual sharks. And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you better pay them promptly, or you might be on the receiving end of even more threats from some phony Kal Bhairava with real mafia consequences. After all, they did learn a few things from their master.

OK, Paranormal Nithyananda, we'll wait to see your predictions unfold and then wait even a little longer for you to tell us after-the-fact that these 'predictions' happened just as planned. Until then, Happy Belated Navratri and Happy Diwali 2010. We are sure that plenty of fireworks will be going off soon.

Thanks, loyal readers, even you, Ma Mark Jackson, for making this blog a tool in exposing the fraud from Sri Nithyananda and his criminal cult. In one year, we had about 115 posts, over a million and a quarter page views, and 4,195 published comments. So, we appreciate everyone's effort in getting the word out and people's awareness up. Stay tuned, we have lots more information to expose, so our job isn't done yet. But, we're getting there thanks to you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda's Telemarketing Fraud & Cult Recruit Campaign; Sri Ananda Sarvasri, Stop Abetting a Sex Predator!!!

Message to Nithyananda & Sri Ananda Sarvasri: GET OFF THE PHONE! There's Nobody Home!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How's things going? Rrrrribawaba. Oh, dear, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we don't understand, but you do sound a bit hoarse. Have you been on the phone? We thought that after being busted in Himachal Pradesh where the police were able to trace your cell phone, that you would be talking a bit less. Yes, we understand, that right now, there's hardly any devotees, and worse yet, the donations have dried up to being almost nonexistent. So, we understand that under circumstances of desperation, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have to make the effort. After all, being fully enlightened and an avatar of more deities than we can remember, simple isn't enough in these dark ages of Kali Yuga. You 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are right, telemarketers are needed to help save your special (we call corrupted) version of Vedic Culture.

'Swami' Nithyananda, let's listen to one of your telemarketers now, shall we?

Nithyananda's 2012 Prophecy Telemarketing Fraud (Life Bliss Foundation) featuring Sri Ananda Sarvasri

Sri Ananda Sarvasri is the telemarketer in the YouTube video above. Other upset parents reported that Sri Ananda Sarvasri left messages to their 15-year-old daughter and tried to coax her back into Sex Swami Nithyananda's cult. Not surprisingly, the parents are very upset with Sri Ananda Sarvasri and Nithyananda's sex cult. By Sri Ananda Sarvasri's omission, criminal complaints can be made against Sri Ananda Sarvarsri for aiding and abetting a sexual predator to commit sexual crimes against minors.

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, your telemarketers must be triply enlightened. Why do you ask we say that? Good question, Sri Nithyananda. First, your telemarketers follow you, so you must have made them enlightened seeing how easy it is for you to make people enlightened specially if they have a few thousand dollars and a six-digit income which ten percent per year is guaranteed to be donated to you. Second, your telemarketers must be enlightened because who else but enlightened people would travel half-way around the world to such a fabulous nation like India just to sit in some small stuffy room working around-the-clock to make cold calls to whomever might be on your spam list. Only enlightened people in your order would see the work of slave-induced drudgery to be just the same as something that worldly people would think of as being relaxing, such as sitting on the warm beach in the shade, drinking chilled coconut milk from a coconut. So, your telemarketers are now certified to be enlightened. Can we see their certificates? And, third and finally, of all people on the list, your telemarketers had to give us a call. Now, that clears any doubt that these people are enlightened. They have conquered fear, humility, and common sense. By the way, who's in charge of updating your spam, we mean, candidates for 'enlightenment' lists? Is this a task that sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, Developer of your Blue Ocean Strategy, is responsible for? Is this his brainchild to give us a call, knowing that we'll make a YouTube video out of it and unwittingly do your marketing by getting hundreds of other people to listen to your message? Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we have to think that a marketing strategy of that caliber could only come from an enlightened follower of yours.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so you had the nerve to give us a call and then leave a message. Amazing. So, what do you want us to do? Oh, we see, you want us to watch one of your brainwashing, ooops, we meant to see captivating videos about 2012. 'Swami' Nithyananda, that's an amazing thing to do. Yes, Hollywood and perhaps even Bollywood (although its hard to do singing, dancing, and choreography during a disaster) has already publicized this 'spiritual' event. A total pre-marketed event 'buzz'. Images of a set of tidal waves lapping the high peaks of the Himalayas really stand out in everyone's mind. There's already built in fear, curiosity, worry, etc. So, you 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, just need to make a video that makes your position sound almost logical and that you can offer people hope and protection. A solution. A Guaranteed Solution from an Enlightened Master. Brilliant. Then, you Sri Nithyananda, will have these YouTube addicted watchers tell all their friends, and pretty soon your bribed-drained coffers are just flooded again with donations.

So, 'Paramahmasa' Nithyananda, what great message do you have to tell people in your 48-minutes of enlightened wisdom? We'll we ask that question, because our readers really don' have time or more accurately don't want to take the time to watch you do another Medhananda speech again. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, ripping off Osho was much more entertaining. You should try to channel him again. At least people won't fall asleep to the Medhananda drone and then you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have a fighting chance to brainwash them. Sorry. We digress. Sri Nithyananda, we know that you'll try to get our readers to watch your video, so we'll cut to the chase and tell them. For 48 minutes, Nithyananda rambles on to say that the center of gravity will get lighter. So, peolpe's pull to the planet will be less. That's the big cosmic shift that will occur. As a result, some people will fall deep into depression (threat of not following you, Sri Nithyananda), but to the fortunate few who follow you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, and become 'enlightened', they will be saved. So, there you, go, readers, you better all take three weeks off and pay what ever price Nithyananda expects plus a pretax-ten-percent donation of your annual income and become enlightened or else, DEPRESSION! We'll get our checkbook ready now.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, looks like your strategy was already used:

As with some other New Age faiths, they combined Christian doctrine (particularly the ideas of salvation and apocalypse) with the concept of evolutionary advancement and elements of science fiction, particularly travel to other worlds and dimensions.

No, Sri Nithyananda, that wasn't from Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh). Give up? It was from Heaven's Gate. Yes, that Heaven's Gate. You, know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the cult group from San Diego that all committed suicide back in 1997. Why you can read about them here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, they offered their followers a better life, just sort of like the same thing that you offer. Only their cult leader, Marshall Applewhite, seemed to be a little more sincere than you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. At least he believed the things he said, and lived the lifestyle that he preached. In fact, he even had himself castritrated to maintain austerity. Could you, Sri Nithyananda, imagine just for a moment, undergoing castritation voluntarily? Yes, forget about what those angry, cheated crowds outside think, this would be a personal decision. No, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we knew that you would not be up to the task as much as you try to be on the 'cutting edge' of spirituality. In fact, we doubt that you would ever have your followers commit suicide. Just having them give up their identities, surrenderer their savings, finances, property, and material wealth as well as slave endlessly for you. And, perhaps if they had a hot daughter or willing wife, let her do some room service and really get enlightened. But, suicide, nah, not in your cult. Dead corpses are not much use, are they, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? You look a bit pale. Did we just stumble upon something? OK, I think we better move along.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why aren't you taking a more hard-line approach to 2012? Why didn't you used to try to scare one of our contributors to this blog by saying that the home that this person owned is on a very delicate piece of land, and that it stood a chance of completely collapsing? Why of course, Sri Nithyananda, you never told this person directly, but you told ashramites like Sri Paranormalananda to 'whisper' it in that person's ear. Very effect true-and-tried 'us' vs. 'them' cult technique. And, in exchange for donating that house, you would offer 'protection'. Do you, 'Paramahamsa' still do a whisper campaign? Do you still make threats and play on people's fear and emotions? You will say 'No'. Sorry, Sri Nithyananda, wrong again. Someone just has to watch one of your 2012 videos to see the real you.

How about that poor chap that made the phone call to us? Oh, yes, Sri Ananda Sarvasri, from North Carolina. We're sure you have good memories about being in North Carolina. Such a pleasant place. Well, right now, it looks like Sri Ananda Sarvasri is high up there in your Bliss Tower. Isn't the Bliss Tower the nice name you gave for your telemarketing call center? You know, that's the perfect place to put able westerners that you don't trust to talk to other able westerners who you don't like but who have money? Frankly, we would rather be strung up in the London Tower, but that's our personal preference.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we just love it how Sri Ananda Sarvasri (the telemarketer) clears his voice at 0:56 in the video as though he doesn't believe your message himself:

"...There's a video that Nithyananda made... aughaughaughmmm (sound of clearing his throat)... on 2012. People were asking if the, ah, the video, if, I mean, ah, the 2012 Prophecies that were forecast(ed) were real..."

Sorry, Sri Nithyananad, it seems that Ananda Sarvasri's voice just does not exude confidence that what you're selling is true. Does he believe your message about 2012? Maybe he was just tired.

Oh, look, here's a picture of Sri Ananda Sarvasri:

Sri Ananda Sarvasri, who seems to 'blissful' (or brainwashed) to be able to tell right from wrong

We hear that Sri Ananda Sarvasri is now completely shaved just like charter members of Heaven's Gate cult. Was that your idea, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to be the only sometimes-male member of your cult left with any hair at all? That must help keep the competition down for any challenges that arise on claims to your harem, oops, we meant to say room service ladies who all used to be Gopis (milk maidens to you or perhaps Lord Krishna) in a former life. Or, 'Swami' Nithyananda, making all your non-essential male followers shave their heads is that just one more form of social cult-control to keep them in your back pocket?

Say, didn't Sri Ananda Sarvasri used to be one of your acharya's (teachers), you remember, 'Swami' Nithyananda, back when people wanted to learn from you, before the scandal? Look here's Sri Ananda Sarvasri's Acharya page thanks to archive.org. It says that he spent:

...meditating 8-12 hours per day, continuing for 10-12 years or more... rarely practicing less than four hours per day.

Wow, all that mediation and look at the wisdom built up from it! Now, he's able to do telemarketing cold calls. Amazing. Maybe 'Swami' Nithyananda, Sri Ananda Sarvasri did the wrong types of meditation. Do you think that Sri Ananda Sarvasri did any pranayama (breathing meditation techniques)? Pranayama can certainly help sharpen one's mind and build intellect, correct? Oh, we're sorry, Sri Nithyananda, we forgot that you discouraged pranayama. We don't know why. Actually, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we remember Sri Ananda Sarvasri. He really is a very nice, sweet, gentle, and sincere seeker. Just the type of person you like to trap in your cult. And, trapped deep into your cult he is. We couldn't think of a better example of being brainwashed. So, readers, if you would like to help Sri Ananda Sarvasri come out of this evil trap, or at the very least to have him stop calling you, then cruz on over to the contact page Sri Ananda Sarvasri's website:

http://www.rebuildhealth.com/contact.html

There, you can give him a phone call and perhaps leave him a pre-recorded message, send him a polite email, or even a snail mail through the trusted postal service to the address given. And, if you happen to be in North Carolina, you can even drive your car over to his place and say "Hi, Sri Ananda Sarvasri. Please stop calling my phone."

Loyal readers, if you like to get 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda to stop giving you or your family members telemarketing cold calls that try to lure you back into the cult, we suggest that you click on one of these user-friendly links that are specifically set up by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to handle such annoyances and breaches of the law:

The National Do-Not-Call Registry

File a Complaint with the FCC On-line Form

Be sure to mention these organizations and Employer Inddentification Numbers (EIN). That's like the enterprise social security number that lets the government agencies such as the IRS know the specific organization, so there's no wiggle room in this wiggly outfit:

1. Life Bliss Foundation (the YouTube Videos that are suggested to be watched are listed under this organization)
EIN: 651273065

2. Nithyananda Foundation (Nithyananda's Foreign Corporation operating in the U.S.A.)
EIN: 02-0716687

3. Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam Temple and Cultural Center a.k.a. Montclair Nithyananda Vedic Temple (since Sri Ananda Sarvasri, the telemarketer, made calls on behalf of Nithyananda's ashram in India. This is the U.S. equivalent.)
EIN: 20-8300841

If you, our loyal readers, think that Nithyananda and his fraudulent telemarketers really overstepped, like called your under-aged daughter, etc., then we recommend contacting the police and FBI at these links:

Report Criminal Activity to the FBI Tips Page

Report Criminal Activity to the City of Montclair Police Contact Page (scroll down for the Police Department)

Back to you, Sri Nithyananda. So what kind of response do you think you will get from your telemarketing efforts? You will say, "Very positive and blissful." Sorry, there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, wrong again. We couldn't believe the backlash that your telemarketing efforts caused. We had former members of yours we haven't heard from ever, not before the scandal, not after the scandal, and they, just out of the blue, contacted us and wanted to know what they could do to stop you and your cult. Perhaps Sri Ananda Sarvasri really has some hidden charm or latent resentment toward you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your fraud. Maybe it was that haircut that you forced on him. We don't know. We do know that there was one person so upset, that he began to make a series of YouTube videos just to let everyone know how bad and what type of relentless, or shall we say, clueless follow up that your 'enlightened' telemarketers and email spamsters have. Here's his YouTube channel now:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Vedic21

We have to hand it to this wonderful person, Steve, for standing up to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your cult of enlightened telemarketers. If we did our job like Steve did, then we might not have lost our daughters, sisters, wives, mothers, etc. to your insidious cult trap. Steve is doing a tremendous service to the world, and later we will dedicate a whole blog post to highlight his efforts and videos. So, stay tuned, 'Swami' Nithyananda. More good things will be here shortly.

So, Sri Nithyananda, since your telemarketers and email spamsters have blown such wonderful winds (some might call this flatulence) in our sales, we would actually like to encourage you to do more telemarketing! Just think, it will keep all those nosey-bodied westerners preoccupied so they are not looking at your personal chambers wonder if their hidden video cameras in your bedroom are working or not. At the same time, it gets the word out. And, even if more messages are left and people make YouTube videos out of them, then even more marketing is done. No news is bad news for you, Sri Nithyananda, and your Blue Ocean Marketing Strategy, correct?

We knew that you would agree, Sri Nithyananda, so we made these scripts that you can use royalty free.  Honest it is all for your benefit, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  (Hey, we learned that line from you).

For your first script, use one of your female cult followers, who has a sensual and seductive voice, to call potential cult victims who are male and married:

Hi, this Ma Curveananda. I'm calling from Nithyananda's ashram in India. It is late, and I'm very lonely. We just had a wonderful experience where we meditated and felt our outer-bodies connect with all the other outer-bodies of us, special followers. Now I'm ready to go to the next step. You really should come out to Nithynananda's ashram in Bidadi and do the 45-day program. I'll be there and many of my friends who just turned 18 will also be there. And, we are all very exciting in seeing you there. Let me tell you that being in Nithyananda's energy field is such a heavenly ambiance. Soooo fulfilling. For mind, soul, and especially body. Later, when you get involved in Swami's Mission, you'll be busy traveling place to place doing his work, that there's all kinds of opportunities await for special one-on-one spiritual practices just like the Master made famous on YouTube. Oh, please do come. I'll be waiting. Bye.

Then you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can have your deep masculine male followers call married ladies who have been earmarked as being suseptible for falling into your cult trap. That message could go like this:

Hi, this is Sri Studananda. I'm calling from Nithyananda's ashram in India. I just want to encourage you to watch one of the Master's videos on 'freedom'. You see, being in the ashram and in Swami's special energy field, is the ultimate freedom. Whether you are suffering from office politics, out-of-control children, disinterested husbands, and even boring school work, you can leave that all behind for a better life. In Swami's energy field, everything is taken care of. Children get the loving embrace of fellow ashramites as they experience Swami's 'free range' program. Your career will just leave this worldly world and go into the Divine practices of building Swami's empire. No more status meetings, office politics, annual reviews, etc. All gone. As those ingrate husbands, we'll they begin to really appreciate you when you are no longer available. Just take Swami's sanyasi (monk) initiation, and make them feel sorry for a lifetime. Yes, imagine the look on your sorry-excuse of a husband's face when he realizes he no longer has you to call his own, when he is in financial ruin, and he has to look after the kids. It's the ultimate blissful revenge! And, you get good karma and enlightenment too because you are now helping an enlightened master do his divine work. Please come for our 45-day program. Spaces are limited. You better make your reservation now! MasterCard or Visa. Don't miss the Master or else you will die unhappily in 2012. See you soon.

And finally, for all those up-and-coming potential room service ladies that used to be left on your doorstep by their parents, well, now you have to market to them, aggressively. 'Swami' Nithyananda, you will need to have someone really sleazy and totaling lacking of any character or morals. Oh, yes, Bhaktananda will do. We suggest a script like this:

Congratulations! You have been identified by a genuine Paramahamsa as being in your past life a bona fide gopi, that's milk maiden from the days of Lord Krishna! (try to sound excited) And if you act now, you will reach the ultimate experience of Nithyananda's brand of enlightenment. This limited time-offer is only available if you act now. So, you're only 16? How do you know that for sure? Well, not a problem. Swami has a team of aggressive lawyers and a Non Disclosure Contract (NDA) that will guarantee that the Master will never see a legal issue from such a minor detail that has been imposed by the worldly society from jealous people of other faiths. All you need to do is take your parents credit card and charge it to the Nithyananda and Life Bliss Foundations, which are charitable, nonprofit organizations that helps make the world a better place. Then hop on a plane, and you'll be taken care of the minute you arrive and sign all the little legal formalities. It couldn't be easier. So, make your reservations today before this limited time offer expires and you get fat and no longer show signs of being a genuine gopi Hurry, make your reservations now!

There you go, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. If you just follow these three scripts, you just might get the desired effects. We're sure that you, Sri Nithyananda, will be on the your way if you just follow these simple steps. We won't tell you exactly where you'll be on your way... but it will be some place, that you be assured of. After all, you're a genuine self-titled Paramahamsa, you can do anything. We're sure that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are just playing out this lela (Divine play) for us to fall in love with you all over again. Yes, falling is an appropriate word. Watch that next step, it's a real doozy.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we want to leave you with a nice song. We haven't forgotten our promise to find a nice song about snakes and because we know that, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, love to call people 'snakes' and 'dogs'. And, yes, we already posted the dog-song thing. Remember?  But, that snake song is going to have to wait. Here's a song by former New York Dolls member Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers done way back in 1977. Was that the year you were born? Anyway, we thought it was an appropriate due to your recent exploits.

Get Off the Phone, Nithyananda!


And, here's some of the lyrics. They describe you, 'Paramahamsa' perfectly!:

What's that ringing sound?
Everything's going round and round
Calling everybody and their mother too
But don't call me cause I just left you so,

Get off the phone
There's nobody home
So get off the phone
Cause I don't want you
Cause I don't want you

And for our music enthusiast, this video has the better mix of the same song, but doesn't have that great dancing:

Get Off the Phone, Nithyananda!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Call to Stop Fraud & Pollution in the Himalayas from the Cult Leader, Nithyananda

Please Tell Nithyananda and His Cult Followers that They are Wrong to Do Fraud.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? Really? We thought you would be doing really well with all that fresh air from the Himalayas and being surrounded with a whole new flock, albeit much smaller, of potential room service ladies. There's also your very trusted and sincere aid, Bhaktananda, to beckon to every whim and fancy you have just like during your 53 days of being cooped together in the ladies' jail. And, what not a better person than an alleged murder suspect to help keep everyone in line. We hope that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, snap out of your recent bout of bad PR quickly, because if you do not, then all those potential donors who can help rebuild the new you, won't think that you're enlightened any more. Better swallow some of your magic medicine so you become, happy, happy, happy again. Really, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you're future is counting on this.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we gave you enough bantering about your holy tour guide agency in our post a few days ago:

Nithyananda, Holy Tour Guide & His Fantasy Fulfilling Fraud ('Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Second Act, as a Tour Guide with Tut Tut Tours and Travel)

So, it's not that we really want to give you a break. In fact, Sri Nithyananda, we will never leave you alone until you have given up this foolishness of cheating sincere devotees, defrauding them, and breaking up families for your worldly benefit. But today, we want to look address the people who you cheated and ask them to take some action. Don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, it is for your own good, and everyone's good for that sake.

CALL TO ACTION
Hi Loyal Readers, if you are in the Himalayas or you know people who live in the Himalayas, could you please place them on alert and look for Nithyananda and his followers. If you see them, could you please tell Nithyananda and his followers very nicely and politely, but very FIRMLY that they are wrong and that they are ruining Hindu and Vedic traditions.

Update:
Since we wrote this blog post, Nithyananda, henchmen, and followers all returned from the Himalayas without known issue (but we're still waiting for any new report.  This post makes a good introduction and warning to the world of would be followers to know about what type of spirituality Nithyananda really offers and what he is doing to Hinduism and Vedic Traditions.  So, please forward this blog post to anyone who once attended any of Nthyananda's lectures, watched his YouTube videos, or attended any of his programs including the Life Bliss Program (LBP).  Through these pictures and information below, potential followers will quickly know the true colors of Nithyananda and the potential fraud he and his cult offers.

Yes, our traditions are being tarnished. No doubt, that they will survive whatever damage Nithyananda and his followers come up with, but as the sake of defending dharma (righteousness) and standing up to the values of our inner-core, please let Nithyananda and his followers know that this is not the correct way. That they offer nothing but spiritual pollution, commercialization, materialism, and hypocrisy to our sacred traditions. People no longer respect the holy saffron kavi cloth and the work of earnest Hindu monks because of the irresponsible and greedy actions of Nithyananda. Our true swamis worldwide are placed on the defensive and have to explain that Nithyananda does not represent their traditions and beliefs. Yes, Nithyananda has soiled the world's opinion and has made a joke out of Hinduism as if it were a cheap commodity that could be marketed like accessories for a movie launch.

Here are just a few of the crimes that Nithyananda and his cult-followers have done.

On March 2, 2010, a video was widely circulated showing Nithyananda wearing the saffron kavi cloth of a sanyasi (renunciant) in bed with a married film star devotee.

Feeling a little under the weather?

Getting special care.

May I have this dance?

Nithyananda could not bare to defend the truth, so he went hiding. While absconding from the law, occasionally, Nithyananda issued statements claiming that the video was morphed, and at the time of the video he was sick, was in samadhi (trance), was 'experimenting' (with tantra), or was being taken care of by Ranjitha (the married actress). Later, he denied that it was him in the video and said that he was neither man nor woman, therefore above lust. Ranjitha, the married film actress also denied that it was her in the video, but identified the male as being Nithyananda. Two CID Police forensic laboratories, one in New Delhi and the other in Hyderabad, declared the sleaze videos featuring Nithyananda to be authentic and not altered.

It is very easy to find Nithyananda and these followers in the Himalayas (or other tours). Nithyananda issued them all sacred saffron kavi cloth, which they proudly wear, like souvenir t-shirts from Disneyland. They can all be seen marching together. But, when the tour is done, this sacred saffron kavi cloth will go into some sock drawer, and their worldly lives will continue, just as they did during the tour. This year's tour seems to be about 40 to 50 in total and are traveling in two buses. They will be hard to miss.

Let's Party in the Himalayas and pretend we're sanyasis (monks) for a day.

Nithyananda will also wear clothes to whatever he feels like. He has no respect for the sacred saffron kavi cloth. He claims to be a sanyasi (renunciant) or Paramahamsa (great enlightened sanyasi/renunciant) as he seems fit. One moment he will be in saffron robes of a monk, the other is anyone's guess. Sometimes he has the nerve to dress in women's saris and masquarades as the Divine Mother.

Say, aren't brides suppose to be dressed in blue?

Other times, Nithyananda dresses up like Lord Shiva. Nithyananda has no problem imitating our Gods in order to entrap others without living up to their ideals.  One of his standard 'pick-up' lines to young attractive lines is to say that in his past life he was Lord Krishna, and that the potential sex victim was a gopi (milk-maiden), and that he, Nithyananda, has come down into this world to liberate the sex victim from the cycle of birth and death and reach the ultimate experience of 'enlightenment'.

Perhaps he's not Tarzan after all.

Nithyananda has acquired many dark siddhis (esoteric powers). Most likely he learned these in Tarapith, West Bengal. This picture shows him using thousands of red chilies into a fire ritual. Other witnesses have seen him use human hair and marijuana seeds into the fire ritual. This is not accepted practice in our Hindu traditions and is accepted practice in dark tantra.

That's one spicy tantric fire ritual.

Nithyananda seems to have a real love for gold and money. While he absconded from the law, the CID Police found some of his bank accounts with a total of $7.1 Million U.S.D. in them. Nithyananda once told a Telugu Association in November 2007 in his ashram that he was interested in making BIG money. Needless to say, the other true swamis were disgusted at Nithyananda's statements. Nithyananda love for gold is obsessive. He likes to wear 24K gold accessories and sit on 24K golden thrones. He has not just one 24K gold throne, but a whole collection. We counted at least ten. Worse yet, inscribed on the seat of these 24K gold thrones are pictures of deities. Seen by our own eyes, the 24K gold throne in his Vedic Temple in Montclair, California U.S.A has a picture of Lord Shiva on the seat of the throne. Yes, he sits right on top of the deity.

Another view of the same 24K gold throne pictured above.

This is a different 24K gold throne than the previous pictures.

Obviously, Nithyananda is head and shoulders above the rest; especially when placed on a 24K gold pedestal.

Nithyananda sporting some of his 24K gold jewelery.

Another picture showing Nithyananda with his 24K gold mala (rosary).

Pictured above is the 'famous' 24K gold throne that has embossed pictures of deities on the seat of the throne.

Nithyananda claims to an original and preaches new Truths. In reality, what we get is warmed-over-Osho. Same stories, same behavior, same followers of Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh). Even Nithyananda's logo is 'inspired' by one of Osho's logo. Nothing is new.

Osho's (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh) Swan Logo.

Nithyananda's Paramahamsa (Swan) Logo.

Nithyananda's concept of 'unclutching' was also stolen from U. G. Krishnamurti. U. G. Krishnamurti book titled "Mind is a Myth". U. G. Krishnamurti originally coined the term declutched as in the "declutched state of mind". With the sleight of the hand, Nithyananda changed declutched to become unclutched. Nithyananda followed a similar trend of heavily borrowing concepts and techniques from other spiritual masters and intellectuals and then re-branding those ideas as his ideas without giving credit to its original source. Some might call this plagiarism. Nithyananda calls this 'good for his holy business'.

Nithyananda also created an elaborate story of becoming enlightened. It involved years of wandering by foot across India until on January 1, 2000, he had the 'ultimate' experience. Inconsistencies soon developed in his stories. For instance, his wandering went from nine year to seven years to six years, etc. The polytechnic school that claims to have attended stated that Nithyananda was there from the years 1990 to 1993. Small problem. Nithyananda claims to be born on January 1, 1978. The chances that he attended as a twelve-year-old if very unlikely. Other stories of Nithyananda claim that he was still in his home town of Thiruvannamalai in Tamil Nadu during this time. It was later revealed that Nithyananda was at the Ramakrishna Mission in Chennai and later Belur during all the years of Nithyananda's wandering and enlightenment. How can a 'holy' man preach Truths when his whole story is a lie?

Click on this picture to get a view of the inconsistencies with Nithyananda's timeline and enlightenment story.

Finally, Nithyananda seems to have a sense that he should be worshiped like the Divine. As stated, he feels as if he can sit on top of the deities that are embossed on his 24K gold thrones and dress up like other divine Gods in Hinduism, and even claim that he is avatars of Lord Shiva, Devi Meenakshi, Lord Krishna, Lord Subramanya (Lord Kartikeya), just to name a few that he has claimed. But, his contempt to the Divine manifests in not self-contained. Nithyananda leads his followers to corrupt the sacred Hindu and Vedic traditions by allowing himself to be worshiped in lieu of the Divine. Nithyananda has altered many of the sacred mantras to include his own name or substitute his name with the Divine's name. For instance:

"Brahmanandam Parama Sukhadam..."

becomes:

"Nithyanandam Parama Sukhadam..."

Nithyananda has even corrupted the mantras for the Hatha yoga asanas, Surya Namaskar (Sun Salutation). Instead of:

Om Mitraya Namah

Nithyananda inserted his name to become:

Om Nithya Mitraya Namah

and so forth.

Nithyananda not only has made statues of himself to be worshiped in his temples, but seems not to have any guilt, shame, or remorse in having himself be photographed worshiping himself.

This looks like the 'living' Nithyananda. But actually, it is a statue of Nithyananda in his ashram in Bidadi. Notice how food is being 'offered' to this his idol. Click on the picture to get a closer look.

Another mini-alter featuring Nithyananda as the presiding deity.

The lily-white figure is Nithyananda of course.  Trying to wash away some of those sins?

In case you miss the big picture, then there's always a granite statue of Nithyananda to pray to.

Nithyananda is doing worship to his own idol. Does that make him self-idolizing?

Nithyananda encourages his devotees to worship him as a living god. He deceitfully quotes, "I'm Not here to prove i'm God. I'm here to prove YOU are God." Yet, Nithyananda's so-called 'Vedic' services includes large parts of Hindu ceremonies co-opted to include worship to himself.

Nothing like the living god being in the praying hands of an alleged murder suspect. To the right of Sachitananda (center) is Medhananda.

Keeping good company.  Surrounding Nithyananda, both in picture and statue form, is left to right, Lord Murugan (Kartikeya) and his Consorts, Dakshinamurthy, and Lord Buddha.

Firing up an offering to Nithyananda, the master of hot tantric bed practices.

Nithyananda looking down on all of the Hindu Deities.

Have you heard of any True Master who was known for this type of worship? To lead his followers down this type of path?

Please if you see this man and his followers. Tell them your opinion. You have every right to do so.  Tell them nicely. But, tell them firmly. They most likely will not listen to you now, but they will remember. Your words can help save these people from the trap of a well-planned cult. Let also Nithyananda know that he does not get a free pass to corrupt and exploit our traditions. He needs to learn to respect these traditions and live by these traditions.

So, Nithyananda and his followers are planning to be in these places in the next week:

• Rishikesh
• Baar Kode
• Yammunothri
• Uttarkashi
• Gangotri
• Keerthi Naga
• Sitapur
• Kedaarnaat
• Peeplekoti
• Haridwar
• Delhi

If you see Nithyananda and his followers, tell them "Hi, and stop polluting our rich traditions. Reform now, before it is too late."

Loyal readers, thank you for your help. Please send this blog post to your family and friends via email. Awareness and action will help restore our faith.

Further Reading:
If you're interested in getting a detailed, but very readable synopises of some of the many lies Nithyananda has  committed, we recommend this article from our sister blog, Standup For Dharma:

Truth about Nithy's Lies!!

Please do read this article.  You'll be glad you did.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.