Sex Swami, Going, Going, Ganja
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, where have you been? Where the flip you've been? Speak up, Salamander Nithyananda. First, you skipped your trial and then poorly Photoshopped photos of you with shadows in pointing in every direction appear on your Facebook site. Then silence. It's like a bad case of Where's Waldo?
Now you, Oh degrading one, hint that you've started your own nation. Cool. We can't wait to visit. But, in your posts, you've hinted that you disappeared to the Caribbean Islands. Was this because of their ability to laundry money or a fancy nod to Disneyland and Johnny Depp? Rrrrrrr.
Bummer that you haven't perfected your software to get tigers, monkeys, and cows to talk in Sanskrit and Tamil.
If you did have it ready to go, then you could tweak it to include Spanish. That would be hella useful. You could have every one of your ashramites, including, tigers, bears, monkeys, and cows, to freely converse in the local language. Imagine the party!
Gee, Sex Swami Nithyananda, you must give us at least a clue where you're are. OK, you Salami Nithyananda, have nearly ten years' experience ducking from the law. An enlightened expert. Perhaps one of your friends could give us a hint? Never. Really? How about your near and dear friend Rajiv Malhotra. Yes,
Rajiv Malhotra
Yeah, him. Leader of the Infidelity Foundation. A public figure with his own Wikipedia page. H even has a 'public' domain picture of himself that no one can claim. Free use. Up for grabs. A real rock star.
We have to hand it to Rajiv for he has a nose to find you even when you are in the most difficult spots. Remember back in 2010 when no one else could find you? Rajiv Malhotra not only found you but gave us that wonderful staged insights of his fully certified 'independent' research and proved that you were innocent right then and there. No need to have this go to trial. But, dang, holy moly Nithyananda, you removed the first of the three interviews with Rajiv because you clearly stated from your own mouth that it was you in that video with Ranjitha. Lucky thing we have a back up handy so we can get the truth out.
Bummer that the rest of the world is not enlightened like you and Rajiv. This creates problems. The unenlightened world just doesn't get it that it's OK to five billion dollars from some rich dude and give him or her only one billion back in the next life. No ethic problems at all with that. No ethics whatsoever. Look, here's one of the unenlightened trolls making fun of you both. Pity.
Gee, that was taken all out of context. Unfair. Since Rajiv must have thought that the world was not ready for these truths, he took down his own video. But, lucky for us that you, Oh Grating One, Nithyananda, had the same video plus a lot more right here (start at 2:07:51):
Hey, Mr. Nithyananda, we got to thinking. Of course, Rajiv must actually believe his own inter-life reincarnation trust management and your ability to transfer this wealth. So, Rajiv might not have five billion dollars, but if he had five million dollars, he should give it all to you. Since he looks like death warmed over, it will only be a few years before Rajiv is ready for the great transfer himself. Beta user.
But, wait a minute, if Rajiv is advocating for people to be circumventing karma (not to say anything about helping criminals get away with rape and abscond), then he will need to take on that karma. Ouch! Will Rajiv get human birth? Our records say maybe not. Maybe he'll be that next rascally dog at the rescue shelter.
Yes, that's right. Our research indicates that Rajiv Malhotra will not only be a dog in his next life, but he'll also be a super rascally dog. The type that pees on everything and humps every leg that walks in the house. The little yappy little thing that never shuts up. Que annoying! However, it is destined that we will adopt Rajiv and take care of him. But, since Rajiv is such a problem pooch, we will need the money upfront. One million. This will ensure that we get Rajiv a secure crate and plenty of training paper for little Rajiv to learn proper house manners, etc. So, we need that million right upfront. Otherwise, we'll put little Rajiv outside until some owl swoops down and turns little Rajiv into a stress ball. Squish. Squish. Up to you, Sri Nithyananda.
But, back to that hint, Sri Nithyananda. What is this? Another video from Rajiv that cultivates his rock star status. Pure credentials.
Cool. On December 24, 2018, Rajiv posts his interview with the Vice President of Suriname, Honorable Ashwin Adhin. What the heck? Suriname? Why that's a tiny South American country right on the Caribbean. Yo Ho Ho. And, right next door to another famous ashram of a highly spiritually advanced leader just like yourself. Jonestown and Reverand Jimmy Jones. He made Kool-Aid famous!
Way cool. Rajiv Malhotra rubbing knees with the Vice President of Suriname. Did Rajiv get him to sign up for an inter-life reincarnation trust management initiative? Perhaps your first paying customer.
Say, since Rajiv posted this on December 24th and you, Sri Nithyananda have been missing way before this video, you don't suppose that there's a connection between the two? Bummer that your passport expired back on September 30, 2018.
Were you, Pornomahamsa Nithyananda, able to renew it? Bummer. That means that you are stuck where ever you are right now. We hope that you are looking after your hosts and treating them better than you did to your ashramites.
Good luck to you. We mean it, man.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against '