Charges Framed Against Sex Swami Nithyananda & Other Thugs

The Trial for Rape, Fraud, Threat to Life, Criminal Conspiracy & Unnatural Sex has Began! (Tuesday, 5 June 2018)

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how did the tour to Cambodia go?

The law abiding Holy Tour Guide Nithyananda was kind enough to interrupt his money-making vacation in Cambodia just to attend Court on 5 June 2018 where the framing of the charges has began.

Waaaba Waaba Waabadoo Gee, it all sounds like Cambodian to us. You, Oh Maker of Fate, are quite an amazing linguist. Why we bet that there's nothing that you cannot do and of course teach. Let's see, you had create wealth, change the future, and gain 1313 magic sidhis that will amaze your friends and earn you a promotion at work. Why Nithyananda Greater than Hudini, slipping out of a pair of handcuffs must be child's play. Don't you agree? Why Divine Master of Debating and Other Such Orator Acts, we encourage you to start teaching a class on Divine Creativity. Look! Is this your artwork now?

Artwork: The Framing of the Charges by Master of Performing Arts, Sex Swami Nithyananda.

Oh, you're so creative, Sex Swami Nithyananda! We bet that's why you're sooo good in bed!

So, what happened in Court today? Did your Divine Excellency blow the judge away with your best Kala Bhairava impersonation on YouTube? What? The Judge was not impressed? And, then what? Oh no! The framing of the charges began? Does this mean that the trial that you said was dismissed long time back for rape, fraud, threat to life, criminal conspiracy & unnatural sex has began? Heavens! So it ain't so! This must be Kali Yuga!

And, what was your plea, Oh Master of Truth, Sex Salami Nithyananda? Not guilty? Well, there we go. No need to have a trial now. For you, Oh Grate Avatar of (de)Light and other Wordily Pleasures, only speak the truth. Case closed, right?

And, how about the other accused? What is their fate? All of them have started to have the charges against them framed too? All but, one? What divine entity escaped the stinky bad luck of Kali Yuga? Oh, it's Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, accused no. 2. Well, we're glad that at least one of the alleged criminals was saved. What happened? He didn't bother to show up? Gee, Salamander Nithyananda, you shouldn't have bothered to show up either. Look what happens! Oh, there's now an arrest warrant out for Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Bhaktananda Swami, who is now hawking property in Florida. If he gets deported, then will he still get his commission on his latest property sales? He might become very popular with lots of phone calls. Let's hope that he closes a big deal before he is hauled back into pokey.

And, how did the other five accused, oopsie, we meant to say four accused because Bhakta didn't make it to the party. So, how did the other four accused who were present in Court today plead? Not guilty. Innocent as a baby lamb. We have no idea what all the fuss is about. Perhaps Sri Sri Ravishakar is up to no good again. Meh. Interesting note, Mr. Nithyananda (accused no. 1, because you are always no. 1 in our book), your very first ashramite ever, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D. Jamunarani (accused no. 6), had to get a translator to understand the verbal charges in English into Tamil. But, wasn't she the that co-signed all your NDA consensual sex contracts? And, didn't your stellar, but pricey legal representation, Mr. CV Nagesh and Mr. Anand Sanjay Nuli admit in court that these NDA sex contracts were legitimate and that you did have consensal sex with all those ladies? And, were all those NDA sex contracts that were co-signed by your first ashramite, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D. Jamunarani (accused no. 6), who now lives far from your sphere of influence, in ENGLISH? Jeez, looks like Ma Nithya Sadhananda's enlightenment certificate has faded. She was authorized and signed legal documents in English and now she cannot even understand simple English in Court. That should be a good lesson to all your followers that they should never leave your sphere of La-La Land in Bidadi. Not good for their spirituality, language skills, or their common sense. God forbid, why would anyone ever want to leave you, Oh Holy Bloat with a Facial Goat?

Another fine mess you got us in, Sex Swami Nithyananda!  Let's not tell our followers.

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, when is the next mandatory court appearance? Thursday, 14 June 2018? Bummer, that's smack in the middle of your next money-making holiday to Kailash.  Flip! The Court just doesn't understand the need to make money right now.  Just think, your Cambodian tour for the bargain price of $6,000 U.S.D. for six days would have netted over $1 Million Dollars if 200 people signed up.  ($6,000 minus $1,000 - for expenses) x 200 suckers = $1,000,000). Your Kailash Tour at $10,000 U.S.D. a pop could land you a couple of million if the turnout was good. Oh, dear.  We guess you'll have to rely on Ma NithyaPancakeMakeupAnanda on her seductive ways to get the next batch of IA suckers to cough up the cash in advance. But, she holds an enlightenment certificate from you, Oh (de)Grating Tantric Master, Nithyananda, so we know that she'll be up for it.

Dang! The next mandatory court appearance  is set for 14 June 2018, right in the middle of another planned money-making vacation to Mount Kailash.

Golly, Sri Nithyananda, this is going be kind of hard to hide.  It will be like trying to hide a gorilla in brothel. Hey, we said gorilla. Yes, we know that you, Tantric Master Debater, Nithyananda, only had consensual sex with ladies 18 or over. At least that's what they said as they signed your NDA sex contract. Back to hiding a gorilla in a brothel, oh, but we almost forgot, you Holy Tantric Roller, Nithyananda, are already an experienced expert in that. 

Like Hiding a Gorilla in a Brothel

Hope still remains!

Keep posted for new updates.

Supporting FAKE News: (DANGER! Don't read this! it's fake, really?)

• Karnataka trial court frames charges against Nithyananda in rape case (source: The News Minute)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.

Dharma Wins! Cult Loses. (Round 2) Supreme Court of India (again) Orders Crushing Defeat to Sex Swami Nithyananda and His Criminal Cult

The Supreme Court of India tells Sex Swami Nithyananda and the Other Five Accused to Start Their Trial Now! (This Tuesday, 5 June 2018)

In a resounding legal victory for dharma and a crushing defeat for Sex Swami Nithyananda and the other five accused criminals, the Supreme Court of India today, 1 June 2018, ordered that their criminal charges of rape, criminal intimidation, conspiracy, destruction of evidence, abetting to rape and sexual abuse, abnormal sex, threat to life, and lots of felony fraud must get started now. It took the Apex Court less than five minutes to deny at least three neatly dressed attorneys the opportunity to convince the Supreme Court that it should consider the pleas of serial obstructionists and quash the criminal proceedings that are leveled against them and walk away scot-free. The Supreme Court reasoned that in light of the unfavorable order from the session court of the Ramnagaram Criminal Court and in light of the unfavorable appeal order from the High Court of Karnataka, that Nithyananda and his hoard of thugs don't have a case. Scram! Get the criminal trial started! Times up! It's been nearly eight years now.

UPON hearing the counsel the Court made the following

O R D E R

We do not find any reason to interfere with the order passed by the High Court.

The special leave petitions are dismissed.

However, it is made clear that the Trial Court will decide the matter without being influenced by the observation made in the impugned order.

Download the Order from the Supreme Court of India's Website

So, will Nithyananda's attorneys still bill their clients? We know that they are in it just for the charity to help an Divine Avatar out of a hot seat. Frankly, they didn't do anything, except stand their with their limbs blowing in the wind. It must be a long trip back to their five-star hotel. Pity. But, thank goodness for Inner Awakening fees. Today probably just costs less than seven participants. (7 x $15,000 = $105,000 - the cost of being a holy criminal.)

Sayonara, Sex Swami Nithyananda. You exhausted your final appeal. No more. Finished. You and the others must stand trial.

So, all eyes will be on this coming TUESDAY, 5 June 2018, where the framing of the charges begin. Nithyananda and the others must enter their please of 'guilty' or 'not guilty'. There can be no more appeals launched by the defendants. Next stop is a trial.

Hooray for Tuesday (especially, Tuesday 5 June 2018)

So, you sheltered ashramites in Bidadi, you better get your cardboard cutouts ready and your poopipadikas wiped clean. Because this is all that you're going to see of your beloved sex offender, Nastyananda, for that day and probably several days after that.

It will be hard to take, but the fake news that you were told to ignore just might be real.

But, the worst for you is yet to come...

Supporting News: (Hey, don't read this! it's fake, right?)

• Setback for Nithyananda as SC Dismisses Discharge Petition Plea (source: IndiaToday)


• SC Trashes Nithya’s Discharge Plea (source: Deccan Herald)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super video YouTube stars, Ma Praba Nithyananda or Ma Nithya Prabananda or Kothari Ma Praba Swamini or Ms. Sharmila Devi P. or whatever she calls herself these days and Ma Nithya Pancake Makeup Lady a.k.a. Ms. Sarah Stephanie Landry or Ma Nithya Sudevi or Ma Nithya Swaroopapriyananda or whatever she calls herself these days. Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda until the end. You are both real saviors.