The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

The Nithyananda Dog and Pony Show

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Nithyananda's Criminal Trial Starts December 3, 2014. On July 2, 2012, a U.S. Federal Court found the Nithyananda Foundation guilty of Fraud with damages of $1,565,000 U.S.D. Peaceful Spirituality or Blood Thirsty Cult? Nithyananda's supporters are willing to die for his crimes. The untimely death of a Canadian citizen in Nithyananda's ashram.  An accident or murder? Nithyananda is not who he seems to be. Behind the scenes, Nithyananda's smile is quite different. Some like it spicy. Nithyananda is known to offer chilies, human hair, and marijuana seeds in his midnight fire rituals. Nithyananda the 'renunciant' was caught money laundering over $6,000,000 USD into his personal bank account. Nithyananda managed several hedge funds while in the U.S. on a religious visa. Spiritual practice? Tantric techniques? Or just plain sleaze? Sex Swami Nithyananda: Self-Idolizing and Cross-dressing Nithyananda's Healing: This won't hurt a bit. Your Soul is now mine; brainwashed and devoted to me. Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977? Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977? Nithyananda: Born on January 1, 1978 or March 13, 1977?

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Nithyananda Comes Clean - Denies His Cult Being Fraud or Wrong, Like Right - Incriminates Self


First Public Statement By 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  Wow, we sure are glad that you came out and posted a YouTube Video.  It was your first statement since being on the lamb.  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda.  We said 'on the lamb' not 'on top of the lamb'.  We already saw you do that in your video.  'On the lamb' means running away and hiding from the law.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, you sure seem to have a one-track mind these days.  Feeling a bit sheepish?   Back to that new video, let's take a look:



Boy, 'Swami' Nithyananda. That sure seems like a lot of make up you're wearing.  Were you in the cremation grounds again?  Was that caked on vibhooti (white holy ash)?  No, no, no, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't say 'shaked on her booty'.  That's already old news from that video of yours.  We said 'caked on vibhooti', means that it was applied thick and strong, like this sleazy guy below:


'Swami' Nithyananda, you know without your turban, you kind of look like this guy here.  Will this be your new career, that is, ah, doing card tricks, after the Government bulldozes their land which you're squatting on?  Sri Nithyananda, don't get so upset about having your ashram bulldozed down to make room for cows to graze on.  Do you remember the time in Myshore around early 2006 when some 'squatter' was on your newly acquired land?  Sure you do.  As you, 'Swami' Nithyananda can recall, the bulldozers were there, but the 'squatter' didn't want to leave his home?  You, compassionate master, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda gave the orders for the worker in the bulldozer to just level his home.  And, yes, as you predicted, the squatter came running out of his very humble home just to watch all his meager possessions to be crushed by the bulldozer.  And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't have to waste a single precious dollar to compensate this 'outlaw'. How dare someone like that stop you from doing 'divine' work!  We know that you would never do anything to anyone that you couldn't take yourself.  We hope the Government shows us all how to be overflowing with compassion just as you showed us a few years ago.

Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we didn't mean to get sidetracked here.  But, we couldn't help but notice, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that you looked like death-warmed-over in your latest video.  Were you doing that death meditation again?  Is that how come we didn't hear from you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for over four days?  And, we never seen you deadpan it so much.  Was that part of your new spontaneity, to look so somber-like a funeral parlor customer, ready for one more embalming drink?  And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were you downloading that information or was your computer downloading that text for your to read?  Why do we ask?  Well, you seemed to be looking down a lot and straining your eyes.  Was there a room service lady in front of you?

So, like what was that video all about, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  Was it to say that you're holding out to get all the information together?  That you're going to take a little time to do it?  And, try to stall for a reaction until you can get your act together?  You, know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you're credibility looked like a big zero.  In fact, anyone could probably chant your new updated mantra:
Om Nithyanandam.  Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, Om Nithyanandam.
Hey, Sri Nithyananda, just to keep track, let's review all those criminal charges that are leveled at you and your organization:

Let's see now, we have (1) a complaint by a group of Madras High Court advocates about Cheating under Section 420. Also from Chennai we have (2) offending religious sentiments.  But, wait, there, Sri Nithyananda.  Our hero, Sri Nithya Dharmananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan has spilled the beans on even more serious stuff.  Looks like this was so hot to handle that the police in Tamil Nadu handed it over to the police in Karnataka. [OneIndia] (3) Under IPC sections 295 (A) (Deliberate and malicious acts, (4) intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs), (5) 376 (rape), (6) 377 (unnatural sex), (7) 506 (1) (criminal intimidation) and (8) 120 (B) (criminal conspiracy).  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really curious about the 'unnatural sex' charges?  Did you use ghosts and graveyard props with that?  We can't wait to watch the next video.  What are we up to, eight (8) charges.  Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot.  There's still that land dispute where the Government wants their land which you, Sri Nithyananda, plunked your over-cushy tuss on, so that makes number nine (9).  And, then that inconvenient charges about all that illegal forest products such as all those sandalwood pellets.  That makes ten (10). 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 official charges.  Sri Nithyananda, we're out of fingers to count all your criminal charges!  This is getting even more complicated than trying to figure your time line and number of years you wandered.  What are we going to do if the possible allegations that you harbored terrorists from the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LITE) are true?  [DNA Read the World]  Then we suppose we'll have to take off our shoes, in respect to you of course, and count with our fingers and toes.

And, Sri Nithyananda, where are you now?  Are you imitating that other 'enlightened' spiritual leader, Bin Laden?  Well, you both seem pretty good at releasing videos without a trace to where you are.  Sri Nithyananda, it's nice to hear you say that you're going to:
"address all the allegations and issue a detailed explanation." : (@1:32)
But, Sri Nithyananda, the authorities want to talk to you now, not later.  Do you know, Sri Nithyananda, that since you seem completely aware of "allegations": (@0:33), etc.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda must be aware that there's a warrant for your arrest and that criminal charges have been filed against you.  Sri Nithyananda, by not surrendering to the authorities and letting them question you now, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are evading arrest.  Let's make this clear:

ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

You, Sri Nithyananda, are evading arrest, and your video-tape is clear evidence that you do know that criminal charges are against you.  And, since you obviously had some help making that video, that makes at least one person (probably a whole gang) abetting your evasion of arrest, which we're quite sure is against the law. Is this the same as harboring a fugitive? Hmmm. This could be serious legal trouble for anyone near you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. So, if the authorities want to play hardball, they could easily bring criminal charges against your whole entourage.

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also noticed that this video of yours was posted by the Life Bliss Foundation.  Isn't that one of your organizations?  By broadcasting this message and posting it on YouTube, could the authorities claim that this organization of your, The Life Bliss Foundation, is assisting in the dissemination of unlawful activities (evading arrest, harboring a fugitive, etc.) and therefore is doing something illegal.  Does this, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda make them all accomplices to your crimes (as in many)?  

Once again, ATTENTION AUTHORITIES (hint! hint!)

Could the authorities (in this case the police), file criminal charges and make arrests against not only you, not only your entourage, but also the whole web team and people who posted that video?  Why, Sri Nithyananda, the police might have to book a whole charter bus just to drag your inmates, (oops, poor choice of words) away. How many years in prison will they get for helping this criminal? That criminal is you, Sri Nithyananda.

So, @1:12 when you, 'Swami' Nithyananda say:
"I want to assure, you all, all of you, that nothing illegal has been done by me or by any of my organizations."
Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, whose been giving you that legal advice?  It kind of reminded us when another famous leader gave this famous "I'm Not a Crook" speech:


OK, Sri Nithyananda, we get it now.  This is kind of like a stall tactic as you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, try to get your defense together:
"We are in the process of collecting evidence to establish the falsity and the motive of this smear campaign" (@1:24)

"Please wait a few days till we collect all the facts, all the information's, and clearly present it to you all." (@1:52)
Then once you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, get your case together you said:
"I urge everyone, not to rush to judgment before all the facts have been put on the table and are carefully examined." (@1:41)
Hmmm, Sri Nithyananda.  We think we can pretty much see all the facts that are on the table right now.  You know what worries us is not all the facts that are on the table, but what in the fact is going to be passed under the table?


But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, even the BJP, who we understand you have cozy relationships with... Sri Nithyananda, stop squirming.  It is not that type of cozy relationship.  We tell you, you're mind, Sri Nithyananda, has been in the gutter ever since that video was released about you.  Where were we, yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, even the BJP leaders are going to have a hard time explaining how they reached their decision if they favor the information that's under the table instead of the information that is on the table.  We wouldn't want to be in their shoes when their own support base goes viral against them.  These BJP politicians would then be ready to be put out to pasture just like you will be, Sri Nithyananda.  So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you're going to put them out to pasture, you better make sure that it's going to be a very green pasture, if you know what we mean.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 91: Ninety-one days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 113: One hundred and thirteen days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Murder Gee!, Swamiji! Nithyananda, Cheaters Never Prosper! Law Smacks Cult With Criminal Charges of Fraud


'Swami' Nithyananda Goes From Paramahamsa to Jailbird

Wow, there, Sri Nithyananda.  You sure know how to get a lot of attention in a hurry.  There's so many criminal charges against you that we have trouble keeping count.  Let's see, there's two, count them 1-2, criminal charges and a warrant for your arrest for cheating and offending religious sentiments. [IndiaServer.com, Times of India] City Police Commissioner, T Rajendran, said that a cheating case has been registered against you, Sri Nithyananda, under Sec 420 by the Chennai police. [NewsToday]. Even the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, M Karunanidh, referred to you, Sri Nithyananda, when he said that those who cheat in the name of spirituality will be punished severly. [NewsToday] It is unclear if the Karnataka Police have filed complaints against you yet, but it looks like, Sri Nithyananda, that it is just a matter of when.  They are definitely interested in talking with you.  Boy, Sri Nithyananda, just imagine all of this time you would love to have them hear your lectures, and now you get your chance.  But, we imagine, Sri Nithyananda, that you'll probably will be hearing their lecture.  But, don't worry, you'll get your chance to talk...in court.

Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the news doesn't stop there.  The Bidadi police have registered a case against your inmates for all that illegal sandalwood. [ExpressBuzz]  In addition, the Dr V S Acharya, home minister of Karnataka, said that you, Sri Nithyananda, and your Bidadi Ashram is Government land. [Mid-Day, ExpressBuzz] So, how can they possibly confiscate it when it is already theirs?  The Government says, Sri Nithyananda, that this land is intended for cows to graze on.  Is that what's going on at your ashram?  Right now, we just see a bunch of goats and sheep, but no cows.  We'll look at it this way, Sri Nithyananda, with all that recent moonlighting experience from your day job, we think there's a pretty good chance you can get a job milking all those cows.  You, Swami Nithyananda, we're pretty good at milking people out of their savings and their lives.  So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we think you're doubly qualified.

And, look here, Swami Nithyananda, [source] says that your followers have been trying to kill Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Nithya Premananda, your scapegoat who might have filmed, we mean to say digitally altered those comprising 'healing' videos and leaked them to the press. [India.com, Deccan Chronicle] Rumors have it that you might have even successfully killed someone in regards to this scandal, but right now, we do not have any documented sources other than our contacts in India.  So, we'll leave this as a rumor.  But, sorry to say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the attempt of murder charges look pretty solid.  Yes, we know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you'll say that those rogue followers were just acting on their own. We know firsthand that you give the big 'wink' to violence when it benefits you, Sri Nithyananda.  We've been through that and might have even done a little of it ourselves.  Actually, Sri Nithyananda, we know nothing, repeat nothing happens unless you or some top dog like Swami Sadhananda approves it.  So, as soon as the authorities arrest you, Swami Sadhananda, and all the other top inner-circle devotees, then this violence and other nonsense will end.  While they are at it, they should also permanently close all your ashrams, cult centers, and fraudulent temples.  That would be a good thing for humanity.

Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, looks like the backlash is pretty strong.  All those big name politicians, film actors, celebrities, etc., seem to be running for cover.  Hold, on there, Sri Nithyananda, those actresses are not running under the covers, they are running for cover.  You see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you've become a huge disgrace. Take that BJP Chief Minister Narendra Modi.  You, Sri Nithyananda, had him in your pocket.  He attended your programs and accepted your donation for the state's Kanya Kelavani program, etc. [The Time of India].  Don't expect him to come running to post your bail any time soon.  And, your resurrected Wikipedia page for Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Guess what?  All the content got gutted.  The only thing left is information about your sex-capades.  And, that my friend, violates the Wikipedia standards of 'living persons'.  So, don't expect that page to be around much longer, 'Swami' Nithyananda, just like your freedom.  And, looks like there was even a party in your honor.  Several of them, in fact.  Political parties everywhere, including the Bahujan Samaj Party (BSP) and Hindu Makkal Katchi (HMK), burnt effigies of you, Sri Nithyananda demanding your arrest. [NewKerala.com]  'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was this burning images of you resembled a weenie roast?


Hey, Sri Nithyananda, on a sad note, why you were playing 'god' and tricking all those room service ladies to service you, some of them have really hurt feelings.  Yes, you made them feel like they were doing some 'divine' service in servicing you, and by playing the 'god' card, you, Sri Nithyananda, lured them into this very compromising situation.  Now that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are being hunted like a dog, a lot of these ladies realize that giving you room service was a huge mistake.  Some of them might even think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are no longer 'enlightened'.  Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we feel that you raped them.  Repeat. YOU RAPED THEM!  Someone might say that this was consenting sex, but as we see it, it was not a partnership of equals.  Hard to say 'No' to someone who you have been tricked in thinking is 'god'.  Anyway, this has lead to several of them feeling very depressed.  Your film actress lady friend who got a little too much exposure from your exploitation has been reported of being suicidal. [OneIndia]  Understand, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if any of these ladies die from your mind poisoning, we will hold you responsible.  We have members who will be glad to testify everything they know about you, Sri Nithyananda.  And, these people really are not your fans.

Sorry, to say, Sri Nithyananda, it is time to pay the piper, and he wants more than million lifetimes in payment.  You, Sri Nithyananda, just have pocket change.  We think you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are just chump change.


Speaking of suicide, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that in our sister blog, Guruphiliac, one reader posted a comment about how a young couple were accepted to become inmates at your ashram in Bidadi?  And, according to that person, how you 'separated' this couple and then gave the guy's wife the same extra private healing attention?  The husband became so depressed that he committed suicide.  [Guruphiliac: it's the third story down] If that's true, indirectly, that makes you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, a murderer.  We didn't know that murderers can still be self-declared Paramahamsas.  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that sure does sound like a story that we know that happened in Los Angeles.  But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, this guy didn't commit suicide, but we bet you wished he had.  

Did you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's even a five-page letter from one female ashramite who testifies that you raped and sexually harassed dozens of women in the Bidadi Ashram? [india.com]  We, 'Swami' Nithyananda, only counted about 25 such women in the Los Angeles Ashram in Duarte that might have fallen victim of your predatory behavior, but either way, Sri Nithyananda, we imagine the totals from your 'holy' career to be over 200 ladies.  Sri Nithyananda, no matter how you look at it, you're most likely going from paramahamsa to jailbird in just a matter of hours.


We sure hope you, Sri Nithyananda, enjoy being in that spiritual environment at Kumbh Mela for your final act of freedom even if it is just inside some closet somewhere.  We sure do hope that all those thousands of devotees do not turn into a mob and beat you like you did to your ashramites.  That we wouldn't hope for on anybody, even you, 'Swami' Nithyananda.

One a serious note, we do offer sincere prayers and well wishes to all of Sri Nithyananda's victims especially to Ranjitha.  We hope that Divine will offer them the strength and courage to overcome this hurdle in life.  We know, firsthand, how much suffering Sri Nithyananda has caused, and how easy it was to fall pray to his crimes.  May Divine in all forms be with you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 90: Ninety days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 112: One hundred and twelve days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Friday, March 5, 2010

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Burns His Scapegoat to Escape God Fraud & Sex Scam


'Swami' Nithyananda’s Strategy: When in Doubt, Blame Someone Else for Fraud = Journalist, Police & Activists Opportunity for Cover Up & Arson Investigation

Hi there Sri Nithyananda. I'm sure glad you're getting to the bottom of this fraud and sex scam. We were worried that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda would not be fit to lead Kumbh Mela in a few weeks, and it is important that a real live 'Paramahamsa' can lead Kumbh Mela. You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, in this age of Kali Yoga, it is really important that someone of impeccable spiritual leadership guide us through these troubled times. By the way, Sri Nithyananda, why did you remove the Kumbh Mela information from your website?

Regardless if you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can attend Kumbh Mela or not, we are glad that you, Sri Nithyananda, have found the 'culprit' that manipulated the video images and placed you, Sri Nithyananda, we mean to say your image next to that married, but still hot looking room service lady who is known to be a sometimes actor. That indeed was a dirty trick. According to the Times of India in the article, "Swami's devotees roughed up in Karnataka, TN after TV sting" published on March 4, 2010, it seems that your cronies, Sri Nithyananda, have offered the head of Premananda a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan, as the instigator in the hideous digital crime. Your inner-circle, Sri Nithyananda, claim that he digitally morphed your face with the idea of defaming you!  What a scapegoat! Tsk tsk. Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Premananda did a really good job. He even got that little birth mark right on your shoulder. Did he morph that too? As soon as Premananda gets out of jail, we bet that he can get a job at any high tech center for he is the best of best. Realism so good that any politician now can create that donkey picture with just a few clicks of his handy work.

We're confused, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We just learned that Premananda didn't morph you, but he added that hot sexy married lady into video footage of you in your bedroom. So, does that mean that all the footage of you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda is authentic? Does that include the footage of you handling your, ahem, muladhara stick with your own hand? (as seen in the video below @2:26, @2:37, @4:28, and @6:10)? Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we never knew you could take responsibility for that. And, yes, we still agree. Premananda is certainly a digital genius. He was able to digitally enhance that lady right at the time you were about to manifest those pills you popped in your hand to really make it look like she gave you those pills (@5:39 and 6:32). But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we could tell by your angelic face that you were really praying to divinity at the time and really did ask Existence to manifest those pills right into your palm. 'Swami' Nithyananda, what were those pills for, really? Did you score them off the street or the graveyard? And, gee, Premananda really did a great job of timing that image of the lady to make it look like your hands were going to explore some meditation cave (@5:48). But, really, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we could tell by your movements that your fingers were not going into her inner sanctum, but were really just practicing for your next ritual that a holy man like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda would perform. By the way, your hand looked so graceful, like a swan. Is that the same swan, Sri Nithyananda? And, finally, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we were not fooled one moment by Premananda's ability to make the bed and pillows indent when he morphed that image of that lady on top of you and your bed. Likewise we didn't believe it either when Premananda even got her to open up your drawers, as well as the cabinet. We agree, it was all graphic and graphical manipulation. Trickery! It certainly is a dangerous world out there in cyber world. [note to readers: this is sarcasm.]



Speaking of the impact of that cyber world, 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you know that on March 4, 2010, The Wall Street Journal did a whole article about how you got over a million Tweets on Twitter? Here it is "#Nithyananda or How to Get Attention in an Over-Communicated World".

But, wait a minute there, Sri Nithyananda, we see a few problems with this convenient scapegoat of yours, Premananda. What if you needed to have evidence like his computer that actually has the files and the software to do all that high-end video morphing like they can do in Pixar or other Hollywood special effects? What if the authorities asked him to recreate this special morphing? What if the authorities had some knowledgeable person there in computer graphics and video sector to see if Premananda's graphic manipulation was the real thing (just like you are, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda) or just a convenient story from some poor chap who is so brainwashed that he has agreed to lie to the authorities, commit a crime in court, and break the law, just to save you, 'Swami' Nithyananda from your shenanigans with a hot and sexy married sanyasin (renunciant monk), just like Desperate Housewives.

Oh, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that you have anticipated this. Wow, your inner circle and senior devotees must be enlightened! Just brilliant! We see that according to the newspaper, The Hindu, that in this article published on March 4, 2010, "TV footage sets angry mob on Nithyananda ashram" that an angry mob entered the ashram and burned down some of the ashram. Shameful. No respect for such a holy man, like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, how could this 'angry mob' enter the gated ashram community when the "police cordoned off the ashram premises to prevent the public from creating trouble" as stated in The Times of India, article titled "Swami's devotees roughed up in Karnataka, TN after TV sting" on March 4, 2010? The article said there was "an uneasy calm that prevailed".

Police cordoned off the ashram premises to prevent the public from creating trouble and an uneasy calm prevailed... yet an angry mob still entered and burned down many of the buildings? Oh, we get it, 'Swami' Nithyananda. You had your henchmen burn down your own buildings to hide lots of evidence. In fact, The Hindu also came to that same conclusion as well as the police:
Arson suspected

Amidst police security, some huts on the ashram property were gutted in a mysterious fire. The angry mob alleged arson by the godman's followers to destroy evidence. Some police officials also suspect likewise.

"The fire broke out around 4.30 p.m. A police force of at least 150 personnel was deputed to the ashram and senior officials, including Ramanagara District Superintendent S.B. Bisanahalli, were around. Entry was strictly prohibited and barring the sevakas (volunteers) there were no strangers inside the ashram. It was in the middle of this that the fire broke out,” said an officer of the Ramanagara district police."
This seems very conflicting. In fact, there's some YouTube footage of one of those burning buildings now @3:16:



Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we see that those buildings are just burning and there's no one, absolutely no one but he film camera people. Let's repeat no one. No angry mob. No ashramites (residents) trying to save the building. Completely empty. Just burning, as if a log in the fireplace.

Brilliant, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. It looks like your own insiders must have set the fire and blamed the angry mob that never entered the ashram. And, you even had your anonymous spokesperson say that these 'miscreants' tried to attack the ashramites. Good blame job. Now for certain Premananda's computer was 'lost' in that fire. So all the evidence that he is innocent is gone... but since you and your senior inner circle members lie, we mean to say speak, so convincing that when it comes to the court appearance, it will be just your word against his word. And, you, Sri Nithyananda, and all of your senior members have lots of experience in stating your 'Truths' that this should be easy... especially if you paid off the right people. Slam dunk.  And, as an extra bonus, all those incriminating photos and videos of you hugging sexy married women who you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda might have shared some very intimate 'healing' sessions with has just transformed into toxic smoke.  How efficient!

We see, Sri Nithyananda, that you set the petition has been posted for Monday, March 8, 2010 for further hearing. And on that date, Premananda is sure going to pay for his big, big, big 'crime'. The day of reckoning! [note to readers: this is sarcasm.  We believe Premananda is an innocent scapegoat.]

NOTE TO REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS: hint! hint!

But what if reporters (we hope a lot of them) also decide to come to that hearing on Monday, March 8, 2010 and start asking all the questions about how Premananda could actually have done such an amazing job of generating those graphics with just the regular computers that an ashram has? What if your spokesperson didn't have all those nicely prepared notes to tell everyone how many people you feed (b.s.) and how many centers that you, Sri Nithyananda, have worldwide, etc.? This could be very embarrassing.

NOTE TO POLICE AND AUTHORITIES: hint! hint!

What if the police who witnessed this 'angry crowd' (that never was), which neatly and calculatingly burned down selected buildings in their own ashram to hide evidence, decide to attend this hearing too? Wouldn't it be a major crime to make up stories and blaming other people for arson, evidence tampering, etc. in a court of law? Wouldn't then the police who witnessed this act of self-arson be able to arrest your people who are telling these lies in a court? Wow, that would be very bad. But, then 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure you will have your senior, inner circle followers say that they did not know who burned down their own buildings, etc. However, other people like many of the contributors to this blog will be glad to testify how nothing, repeat NOTHING, happens in your ashrams without direct orders from either you or your super senior inner circle followers. For instance, we know that in your LA Ashram that even the exterminating very poisonous spiders had to have your blessings first before anyone could go and get rid of them. So, if even little spiders had to wait until a decision was giving from you or your very senior members, we doubt that any 'rogue' volunteers would neatly and calculatingly burn down just and only just the buildings that had key evidence in them. After all, if there were truly upset insiders, we imagine the first place they would like to torch is your living quarters and then anywhere all your gold is kept. But, we imagine that this 'angry mob' stayed far away from any building like that. But, then again, maybe additional buildings that housed all of those valuables were also intentionally torched, and then you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your senior inner circle cronies could walk off with all those jewels and gold and then sell them to pay off the judge, jury, authorities, politicians, etc. We imagine, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that this is one darshan of yours that they don't want to miss.

Update!
What's this here, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  There's an article from Mid-Day.com on March 5, 2010 titled "Illegal sandalwood pellets seized from Swami Nityananda's ashram".  Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so a rare snake slithered through your ashram? Was it that two-legged snake with a turban?  Oh, a different snake.  One that people actually want to protect.  This little snake led to a herpetologist to see your criminal operation in full gear.  Following that tip forest officials raided your Bidadi ashram and seized around 60 kg of sandalwood pellets.  Gee, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, bad break.  To have all of these things happen at once, are your sure that you have a direct connection with Divinity?  Looks like these authorities also uncovered your illegal use of animal skin.  Isn't that torture and violence to animals?  What? A breach in your own holy ethics?  Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Does it turn you on to have your room service ladies lie down on some dead exotic animals skin?  Creepy, if you ask us.  Now the forest officials think that your accidentally deliberate fire was to burn up more evidence of even more criminal acts.  We guess that they cannot put you in jail for evidence that is burned into ashes.

Looks like the Forest Officials have already made some arrests and directly linked you. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyanadna, to criminal activity.  Look: 
Also, we have filed a case against the ashram management and have booked them under Section 86 of the Karnataka Forest Act.

We have detained three people from the ashram for questioning.
Sri Nithyananda, did you hear that?  Three of your ashramites have been arrested.  What if your brainwashing rubs off and they tell the authorities everything they know?  Then, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, might really be in big trouble.  So, what's next?  A computer virus that conveniently wipes the hard drives of all your computers, especially the ones that have financial data?  The water tower 'accidentally' falling down and destroying all of your written documents?  A local tornado that blew away some more incriminating evidence? A localized 2012 act like a fire-breathing hailstorm that crushes everything in its path?  We can hardly guess.

So, our point is that if the police and the forest officials had concluded that 'insiders' really did do a criminal act of burning down the buildings, then it was under strict and premeditated orders from your top person. So, if the police, wanted to make an arrest, the first person we imagine they should handcuff and drag off in a big police truck is no other than your loyal, conniving Secretary Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya. Sri Nithyananda, didn't Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya, cut his visit in the United States short so that he could help 'restore' order and get you out of this crisis? Well, we don't know for sure, but if we had to guess which person the police should implicate on this crime, we bet that it would be Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami, a.k.a. Dhanasekaran Ayya. Here's a picture of him in case the Police do not have his picture on file yet:

We hope that this helps, Sri Nithyananda. That is we hope this helps the police, forest officials, and reporters do their job very well to build a case against you and your senior inner circle 'inmates'. Soon they really will be inmates. [note to readers: this is not sarcasm.  We are serious.]

Sri Nithyananda, what are you going to do? We don't mean to meddle here, Sri Nithyananda, if we were the authorities, we would raid and seize everything in your ashrams (note plural) before you and your inner circle insider cronies destroy anything else.

REPEAT FOR THE POLICE, FOREST OFFICIALS & AUTHORITIES:
Sri Nithyananda, if we were the authorities, we would raid and seize everything in your ashrams (note plural) before you and your inner circle cronies insiders destroy anything else.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 89: Eighty-nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 111: One hundred and eleven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Disgraced 'Swami' Nithyananda Gets His Sex Scam Message of Fraud Out in English YouTube Videos


English YouTube Videos of Defamed 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Available - Fraud Exposed!


Hi there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Remember how you wanted to inspire people across the world? Good news for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Now there are YouTube videos of you and your sexual shenanigans available on YouTube. Let's take a look:



Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you sure did inspire all of these devotees to do pada pooja (foot washing ceremony). Such an inspiration you are! But, really, Sri Nithyananda, this is sort of sad. Now you have a whiff of da feat. But, a few good smacks, and a few stomps and you'll really get the full experience of all these devout souls and their collective thoughts. But, for now, just the bottom of all those souls will do.

'Swami' Nithyananda, will you claim a copyright violation on the English language, because we imagine that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, at one point invented English in a previous life time, so we can just see you, Sri Nithyananda, placing a copyright violation to try to get this video taken down. We understand, Sri Nithyananda, that you've been working very hard to claim copyright violations with the images used in these videos. But, tell me, Sri Nithyananda, were are they going to find something that ugly? Ugliness like this cannot be found in a zoo. Those critters are cute in comparison. But you, Sri Nithyananda, posing as a holy man but behaving like a savage beast in heat, well, we think you belong in a zoo. In an isolated cage where you cannot do any harm to the other animals. OK, if the zoo is not equipped for your type of ugly, deceiving animal that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda are, then we understand. Perhaps a maximum security prison would be already equipped to hand your type.

Oh, what's this? This looks like the official statement from your spokesperson.



Clutching straws again? Funny, we already wrote this up long ago and made fun of it our blog in the post titled, "More YouTube Videos About 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Fraud". You are so Web 1.0, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Time to revise your information and the laws that govern karma. Because it's payback time. We wish you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, everything you deserve. Whack! Whack! Whack!

This just in. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda found a scapegoat. Bahhhh. Bahhuhh. According to the Times of India, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda are blaming an inmate in your ashram Premananda alias Lenin Karuppan, for the morphing your (ugly, lustful, and deceiving) face (it couldn't have made it worse, actually) with the idea of defaming you. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you're serious about slaughtering this goat, we mean inmate. (Soon, you 'Swami' Nithyananda will be a real inmate, but for now, you're just a disgraced playmate.) Looks like, you, Sri Nithyananda have filed a phony petition filed on March 8, 2010 for a hearing against your loyal lackey. Do you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that screwing with a court of law is a big crime? And, will you, Sri Nithyananda, put one of your 24K golden thrones in a pawn shop to raise enough money to pay off the judge and jury? If you decide to do this, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you better do it quickly Looks like there's a big group already to confiscate all your ill acquired wealth from your fruits of fraud. We hope that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will attend the court hearing so that all of your pada pooja (foot washing ceremony) followers can be greeting for you respectfully, with their shoes off. And, we read in the article, that the police already cordoned off your ashram premises. So the only way out is to tunnel? Sounds like a title to one of your books, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Perhaps your roped-off ashram will make for a makeshift jail until everyone can be housed properly.

Here's the Times of India article: "Swami's devotees roughed up in Karnataka, TN after TV sting" published on March 4, 2010. 

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 87: Eighty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 109: One hundred and nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

WARNING! 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's YouTube Videos are Not Safe for Families or at Work - Extreme Fraud!


WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!:

These YouTube Videos are Not Safe at Work, Temples or with Families - Viewer Discretion is Advised.

OK, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, we're going the low road here, but things don't get much lower than you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your cult. The viewers need to see what you are like in your private domain. You see, Sri Nithyananda, there's the holy you who sits on 24K golden thrones that were purchased by sincere devotees thinking that their money was going to help humanity. And, then there's the private you, who does very naughty things with married ladies or very young ladies. Either way, you, Swami Nithyananda, have robbed the innocence of young ladies or have ruined the sanctuary of holy marriage. We won't even go into the details on how you encourage ladies to take off their thali / mangala sutras (sacred gold chains that women wear to symbolize a holy marriage). You, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, are a disgrace to anything and everything in this world. Here's the blow-by-blow proof of you and your friend being caught red handed.

WARNING: THESE VIDEOS ARE NOT SAFE AT WORK, AROUND CHILDREN, OR AT TEMPLES. VIEW WITH DISCRETION!






Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 87: Eighty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 109: One hundred and nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

More YouTube Videos About 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Fraud


'Swami' Nithyananda is a Riot! and His Spin on His Sin Has Spun Out

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  We don't know where you are, but we know that you can hear us.  We imagine that you, Sri Nithyananda, are hiding in some closet some place.  It might be a foreign country, but definitely a closet.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, those videos just don't seem to go away.  You were successful in knocking off the very first video, but then they just kept coming.  Maybe this is the 'Blue Ocean' strategy at work.  It's just too many too soon and it's swallowing you.

We're tired, Sri Nithyananda, but we would like to get a few more of these videos up for everyone. In this video, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure certainly inspired and transferred a lot of energy.  Look!  A riot in your honor.  Why we bet that Swami Vivekananda never inspired followers quite like that.  We're sure, that you, Sri Nithyananda, can brag about that in your next book.  Perhaps, that book will be published while you're in jail, but that's a minor detail.  But, don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, jail isn't so bad.  Your idle, Osho, spent some time there.  And, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can now claim that you were crucified just like Jesus Christ.  Well, not many people will believe you, Sri Nithyananda, but some of your followers might relate.  Here, let's take a look at all that rioting:



Sri Nithyananda, those guys look pretty angery. Were these the husbands of the ladies you, Sri Nithyananda, gave your special 'healing' energy? Were they the brothers of these ladies? Were they the cousins? The uncles? The parents? You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, sure know how to make people come together and really accomplish something.

Look, here, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Do you remember about how you lectured about not chiseling people? Well, apparently these rioters all have their muladhara chakras (root centers) locked. Look, they are really chiseling you. And, look! Further proof that their muladhara chakras are locked. They still have burning desires that never seem to tire. Don't let all that smoke get into your eyes, Sri Nithyananda. And, look, there's a very efficient person. He's cleaning his shoes and your mouth at the same time. Isn't that touching, Sri Nithyananda?



And, in this video, Sri Nithyananda, we have more of the same, but at 6:09, we can see your spokesperson came out and defended the indefensible. It reminded us just like Karna in the Mahabharata. You remember, Sri Nithyananda, he was the 'good guy' on the wrong side. As great as he was and generous as he was, he still went down with the sinking ship of the Kauravas. Sri Nithyananda, we really don't want your good people to drown in your Blue Ocean Strategy. Please offer them a lifeboat and a chance to get out. Anyway, here is the video:



Here's a full transcript of what your spokesperson said @6:09:
This is in response to the defamatory video on Paramahamsa Nithyananda aired by SunTV on the night of March 2nd, 2010. At this moment, we feel that a mix of conspiracy, graphics, and rumor are at play in these recent events (or trends) that have unfolded. We are working on a legal recourse of action and will come up with updates in due course of time. These times, we would wish to assure the laks (100,000) of devotees, and well-wishers, whose sentiments have been deeply hurt by this conspiracy. We thank all devotees and disciples for standing with us during these times.

In the past seven years of his (Nithyananda's) public life, Paramahamsa Nithyananda has been a transformation of force in the lives of over two million people across numerous countries, around the world. The powerful truths he lives and shares and his personality and authenticity have made his teaching relevant across religion and class. Those who have experienced the compassion and ways of Swamiji, no further proof is necessary.

Yet, we request that you recall the life solutions of Swamiji that have provided a powerful spiritual anchor for millions in these turbulent times. Let the clarity of your experience speak for itself and give you the inner-strength to tie you over the difficult times.

For those whose allegation might be your introduction to Paramahamsa Nithyananda, we wish to convey that Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam is a worldwide movement, which is committed to bringing a true awakening to all irrespective to race, gender, or nationality. Reviving the timeless Vedic wisdom, in the light of modern living, the Mission creates opportunities for powerful transformation for the individual and the community. In keeping with Vedic culture, the Nithyananda Order includes married couples and families from traditional and reputed families. All brahmacharis (male monks) and brahmacharins (female monks) are enrolled only with the written consent of their parents.

Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam services includes meditation, anti-addiction (??) centers, and castes (??) touching over 2,000 people. Over 7,000 ordained healers, healing over 20,000 people globally everyday. 10,000 meals distributed every week at ashrams, schools, medical camps, and to the needy. Over 30 Vedic temples and ashrams worldwide. Meditation programs in prisons and in schools.
Boy Sri Nithyananda, we agree with your spokesperson about the graphics part. Seeing you share all that energy with that lady was certainly graphic. And, Sri Nithyananda, what type of updates will you really being coming up with? We don't think that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, should be up on any more dates until this blows over. And, you, Sri Nithyananda, are thanking all those people who are standing by you during these times, but how about all those ladies who are not standing by you but instead they are laying besides you. Will you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, thank them too? So, when you, Sri Nithyananda, said that you share powerful truths were these same powerful truths you, Sri Nithyananda, shared with that lady? And, when you said that your teachings were relevant across religions and class, does that mean that you, Sri Nithyananda, would do just about any lady who is willing?

And, when you, Sri Nithyananda said that those who have experienced your compassion and ways, such as beating, hitting, torturing, mind games, etc, no further proof is necessary. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we agree. No further proof is necessary to show us that you are pure fraud and should be placed in a prison. And, when you mention about the transformation for the individual and the community, does that mean what happens in your bedroom (for the individual) and the riots (for the community)? Yes, we can agree to that. And, Sri Nithyananda, when you say that you 'touched over 2,000 people', is that the same touch we saw in your bedroom? Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you get around more than Wilt ChamberlainAnd, what exactly do you mean by "healing over 20,000 people globally every day?" Is this the same globes you're healing like on that lady friend in that video?

And, finally, Sri Nithyananda, we have this video of you giving one of your lectures side-by-side with that graphical illusion that some high tech person who obviously works at Pixar must have created to make this conspiracy look so realistic. Here's the video:



Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we can remember one of your best lectures is where you mentioned that people always project something much greater than themselves in the outer world than they really are in their private world. We have to thank you for demonstrating this so clearly for us. It must have been a real effort to look so ridiculously silly, we mean only an 'enlightened' master could possibly stoop so low just to give us that graphical understanding. We are all in your debt, Sri Nithyananda. In fact, there's lots of people in debt because of you. Some of our contributors are on the verge of losing their homes and have lost their families because of you. Perhaps, Sri Nithyananda, you can repay your debt to society sooner than you think. Don't worry, Sri Nithyananda; we'll work hard for you on that issue.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 87: Eighty-seven days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 109: One hundred and nine days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Gets Busted in Sex Scam. Fraud! Fraud! Fraud!


Video Available!


'Swami' Nithyananda Caught with His Dhoti Down
Hey, there, Sri Nithyananda, looks like you had a rough night.  Get any sleep?  We heard you've been in samadhi for the last nine days.  Is this, like, your version of nine-nights of prayer?  But, what type of goddess do you, Sri Nithyananda, pray to?  Oh, we see, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda pray to film goddesses.

And, before we forget, Sri Nithyananda, Happy Holi! Yes, Swami Nithyananda, Holi happened right at the time of all this excitement. It's very colorful, just like you. We love the story about how the innocence of the little guy was able to send the wicked demon to her fiery death. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you see a connection here?

Wow, your mission is sure getting famous.  You, Sri Nithyananda, have been giving personal energy darshan to hot actresses.  You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure have upgraded your room service.  Looks like you're getting more than just food.  Dinner and a show.  There's a big feature about you on SunTV, let's look:



And, here's a Telugu Version of the same video:




Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we never saw you give energy darshan with you legs that way before.  That poor lady must have been very sick. She even got mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. But, lucky for her that after receiving all of your healing energy, she was able to jump right out of your bed, oh, we mean, energy circle, and look as fit as a fiddle.  She even had the curves of a fiddle.  Wow, Sri Nithyananda.  My grandmother is not feeling so well.  Will you give her that special healing too?  And, was that a new yoga pose we saw from you?  You, Sri Nithyananda, sure seemed flexible.  Like a human rubber-man.

And, Swami Nithyananda, what was that you were petting?  Were you taking away some negative energy? Or was it part of your holistic approach to healing? We thought your initiated healers were supposed to use 'healing sticks' in that region.  We guess that since you are an 'enlightened' master, those rules don't apply to you.

And, on your computer, Sri Nithyananda, what video were you watching?  Looks like it involved some sheep.  Was that part of your flock or just more fleece?  And, it looks like all of your donors really were fleeced.  But, the video you were playing wasn't that clear.  And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what was that you were popping into your mouth, at least twice?  Was that medication?  What type of medication, Sri Nithyananda? Were these 'Bliss Pills', He-Man pills, or just not-feeling-very-well pills?

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, judging by all the little knick-knacks around the room that was no hotel.  Was this sacred healing happening in your pad at the ashram?  Wow, Sri Nithyananda, maybe one of your inner-circle, you know, probably one of the folks that you beat again and again turned on you and planted that spy camera. Why would they ever do that, Sri Nithyananda?  We thought that you were a big hit with all of them, at least the ones that you broke your cane over their heads.  And, Sri Nithyananda, was that a peek of the famous 'paramahamsa' bird we heard you talk so much about?  Was that the same bird that never really touched the ground and never went through all of that teenage angst and hormones?  That really was a glimpse of the master.  We're glad we didn't miss.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are you still experimenting with immaculate conception like you bragged about in 2007?  Did you get any results from this immaculate conception?  If you did, you, Sri Nithyananda, really should help pay for child support.  It is only fair.  Judging by this video, Sri Nithyananda, you still do practice immaculate conception.  Just look how clean and tidy your sanyasi dhoti cloth (renunciate monk clothes) still was.  We bet you did the whole exercise routine without even taking your dhoti off, and still we bet it doesn't even need to be washed.  We guess we can just call you Mr. Clean from now on.  Will you come clean, there, Sri Nithyananda?

'Swami' Nithyananda, nothing really surprises us with you any more.  It used to, but not any more.  That shock factor just seems to have slipped away.  But, there was something today that really did surprise us, Sri Nithyananda.  That was how nonchalant you were during the whole yoga and healing exercises that you did.  It looks like you have done this many times before.  So, Sri Nithyananda, how many times have you done these yoga and healing exercises and how many different women got to experience the 'inner' you?  We bet that could be a pretty long list of just about anyone you thought was worthy and willing to experience your 'energy'.

And what is there here, 'Swami' Nithyananda.  Is this one of your videos?  Is it called, "From Lust to Liberation (A Discourse delivered at Inner Awakening & Life Bliss Engineering LBE)"?  That sure looks like some great advice.  If we follow these techniques, Sri Nithyananda, will the goodies of divinity just unfold in front of us and surround us with its pleasurable healing effect?



So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are you still a 'Paramahamsa', you know just like Paramahamsa Ramakrishna?  And, Sri Nithyananda, what's going to happen at your ashrams?  Will there be a big charter bus to take everyone away?  Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda attend the Kumbha Mela festivities?  Will you, Sri Nithyananda, lead the procession?  We're sure that everyone will be able to recognize you now.  And what about your programs, Sri Nithyananda?  Is there a new awakening in your Inner Awakening program?  We bet the participants never thought that they would get so much churning.  And, how are all the ashrams doing there, Sri Nithyananda?  We understand that there are a lot of people out there that would like to do a big fire ritual and burn the whole place down.  Maybe you, Sri Nithyananda, can add some red chilies to the whole affair so it won't be a total loss.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 86: Eighty-six days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 108: One hundred and eight days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.