Nithyananda's Outfits Come Out of the Closet; Fraud-God in Drag

No Skeletons Found in Nithyananda's Closet; Just Ladies Outfits
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda.  How are you doing today?  Rrrrrrrabu.  Oh, our gruntanese translator says that you're not too happy.  What is it now, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda?  Oh, we see, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, don't have a thing to wear.  Since you've been a fugitive, you've just keep wearing the same old outfit.  No more space suits, no more Michael Jackson extra outfits, no more Osho-me-too-zoot-suits, no more Sgt. Peppers, no more Star Trek, no more Spring attire from fashion show run way crossed with samba dancers attire, no more.  no more.  Just back to basics.  But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we thought that real, genuine sanyasis (renunciant monks) just keep three sets of saffron cloth plus perhaps some undies, and that's all you need.  Is this true, 'Swami' Nithyananda?  We know that being an 'enlightened' healing master that none of the rules applied to you, so we didn't expect much from a dress code.  But, you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you want to aim for your comeback, you might try to look a little simple and not like a show case for an Indian version of a Liberace wedding.

But, don't worry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, as soon as your goons grease the right palms, you'll be right back in that famous penthouse suite in Bidadi and you'll have access to all of your wardrobe once again.  What's this, Sri Nithyananda?  Another article from the Deccan Herald.  Those guys must love you, shall we take a look?:

Criminal Investigation Department (CID) Digs into Swami’s Fund Sources

Oh my gosh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look! The Criminal Investigation Department (CID) took at least 120 saffron robes and other outfits including several ladies' outfits, dresses, and sarees. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you save those for your room service ladies or were they souvenirs that they left behind? The Deccan Herald didn't go into much detail, but now we have a glimpse that perhaps when sometimes-Swami Sri 'Stonewall' Sachitananda asserted that Dhyanapeetam was a very transparent organization, now we begin to see. Perhaps we're beginning to see all right... see through it all. That is quite a revealing revelation about you and your wardrobe, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Wow, 120 outfits. Why simple math that means that you can wear one a day, every day, for a whole season, and still not have to do a single load of laundry. We guess that bachelor living style is something that just doesn't go away after wandering all of those, ah, zero years, in the Himalayas.

Say, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, with over 120 outfits, this puts you in the same league as Imelda Marcos. Shall we now call you Nithymeldananda? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the police said that you had a ton of accessories. We bet they were all 24(K) gold, were they not? What were these accessories? Oh, we see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, there were female jewellery like earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and belly-button (navel)rings. Were these all for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why of course, we forgot about your special Devi Darshan, you know, where you masquerade as the Divine Mother and parade in front of all your brainwashed followers to gauge exactly how brainwashed they really are (and perhaps to gauge which ones are physically aroused).  Sorry, to say, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but you come off as a cheap imposter...in so many ways.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, yes, we now remember your antics at the last Life Bliss Engineering Program where you even wiggled a little. Sri Nithyananda, is that where you got that catty laugh of yours? Well the first time we heard that, we seriously thought that a chicken was stuck somewhere in the egg laying process. Then we realized that it was just you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

'Swami' Nithyananda, we would love to go on and roast you some more, but we already wrote about your old queen habits in this post:

Divinity Celebrates Swami Nithyananda's Jayanti (Birthday) with a Mirror Universe of Truth Website

So, we won't go over them again. Just that we were a lot shocked about how you might be luring in young men into the mix. We never saw anything like that happen in Los Angeles, but then again, we would never put anything past you. You sir, are very resourceful, but in all the wrong ways.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what else did the police take? Did they take your vanity mirror with all the little make-up lights? That special hair remover of yours, you know, how you got your legs to be so silky and smooth? 'Swami' Nithyananda, they better not have taken your curling iron. That would have been too much. Stop! Police brutality! Give back Swami his curling iron now!

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Day 122: One Hundred and twenty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.

Day 144: One hundred and forty-four days have passed since Sri Nithyananda and his organizations have threatened a baseless lawsuit against us. We'll keep on counting.