Nithyananda Hides Behind His Lawyers, Lenin is FREE!

Nithyananda's Nemesis, Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda), a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0 Free from False Imprisonment. Sex Swami Nithyananda Fears for His Life!

Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Swami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. "Rrrrrrrrrrraaah ahhh ahhh". Oh, we see, Swami Nithyananda, you must be conducting your Nirahaara Samyama Meditation™. Wow, just like the old days when you had your ashramites work and work and work, but now you taken away their food. Just like the security workers at your old ashram. Is it really true that you, Swami Nithyananda, didn't pay them for three months? Wow, you're a genius. No wonder you have people attending your get-rich-soon enWealth programs learning how to get the most out of people without giving them any thing in return. No wonder you're enlightened, and we're still struggling. But, don't worry, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, we will follow your lead, and you'll be happy to know that we are already three days late returning our library books. It's so nice to be able to unclutch just as you, Swami Nithyananda, taught us.

What's this, Sri Nithyananda? Your old nemesis, Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda), a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0 is free from what all those people who are against you, < gasp >, call as false imprisonment. We just can't imagine how those detractors of a real living avatar are missing it. As proof, when you, Swami Nithyananda, get arrested, you're out on bail the next day. Even if the prison has to break the rules and let you out that night, it will. Because, you, Oh Great One, Sri Nithyananda, are not only a living avatar, but your a loaded, filthy rich (word rich optional) avatar with the best set of lawyers this side of the Barrier Reef. But, when Lenin gets bail, as he did on June 5, 2012, it took three weeks, or 21 days before he was able to walk out of the police custody. So, that must make you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, 21 times greater than Lenin. Of course, since you've been arrested now for over three times, we admit that it must be pretty routine for you and your lawyers to get you out. They have it down by a science.

Say, look, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, here's some footage of you getting arrested now. See how graceful and unclutched you and your followers seem?

Blissful Custody of Nithyananda's Arrest

Wow, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, you sure handled that like a pro. And, look at the crowd, they were all cheering you on! Just like Rama returning to Ayodhya.

But, wait, Sri Nithyananda. Lenin Karuppan is out. You did manage to delay his release for what seemed like infinity... but if you really are the true Maha Kali and true Lord Kal Bhairava that you claim to be, then why did he get out? His fans say that Lenin is like Nelson Mandela who was falsely imprisoned to help free people from misrule and abuse, but we know the true story. He was just jealous of all that gold you have, Sri Nithyananda, and all those girls who are draped around you, Swami Nithyananda, and all the cash and land that you, Paramahamsa, have in your private accounts. That could be the only reason. After all, Swami Nithyananda, you are the true Nelson Mandela. Well, he did snag no. 12 in the Watkins' Mind Body Spirit Magazine list of the 100 most 'spiritual' people, but you only came in at 88. Hey, but Swami Nithyananda, you're on the rebound. Give it some time. Hey, Sri Nithyananda, what's 12 x 7 ? Is it 84? Yes, it will take some time, but you, Swami Nithyananda, are on the right track. Perhaps 27 more years in jail, and you, Sri Nithyananda, will have the same record as Nelson Mandela, at least time spent in jail.

Anyway, Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda), a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0 has secured his freedom. His fans say it is like Ram and Hanuman reuniting again to fight the forces of adharma (unrightousness).

Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0 embraces Ram (symbolizing Dharma) and gets ready to fight the injustice of Ravana

Gee, Sri Nithyananda, Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda), a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0, hadn't been out from jail more than 24 hours, and He already is on TV exposing Truths about you and your followers.

Lenin Exposes the Truths about Nithyananda

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 2

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 3

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 4

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 5

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 6

Lenin Exposes Serial Liar Nithyananda Part 7

Wow, look, Sri Nithyananda, what if it is true? That Lenin Karuppan really is Hanuman 3.0? What bad things will happen to you, Oh Great One, Living Avatar Nithyananda? Will you, Great Avatar, be able to due some special magic and stop him? You, Sri Nithyananda, claim to be the avatar of every living deity imaginable. Certainly there must be something you can do stop him? Oh, we see, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, got your uncivil lawyers and filed a civil lawsuit against Lenin, Aarthi, and her dad.

The Times of India: "Nithyananda seeks to gag his critics"

Nithyananda Tries to Silence the Truth

Hmmm, Sri Nithyananda, we're a mala (rosary) wearing devotee of yours, but even for us, this seems a little bit weak. Aren't you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, afraid of being called a coward? A bully? An abuser? And, why Swami Nithyananda, didn't you say that blogger would be destroyed in six months? Was that a death threat? Why he's very much a live and blogging against you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Looks like you, Sri Nithyananda, only have five more weeks to destroy him or really look like not a man of your word.

Paramahamsa Nithyananda, you really need to do a little bit better than this. It's hard enough to be wearing your mala (rosary) in public and receive gleams from 80-year-old ladies wanting to get hot, heavy, and spiritual. But, hiding behind your lawyers and letting them do the dirty work of suppressing fee speech. Come on, Avatar Nithyananda, would you be willing to play by the same rules if someone ordered a gag order on you? Just think of the void on YouTube if that ever happened.

Feeling a bit sheepish, Sex Swami Nithyananda, Avatar of Everything, takes refuge behind his advocate.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Gets Bail, Then FAILS, Arrested Again!

Sex Swami Nithyananda Unleashed, then Re-leashed, but Certainly Not Released...Now Nithyananda Has a New Lease (stay tuned)

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT...

Leave it the ever exciting criminal avatar, and now public nuisance, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, is OUT of jail. Sometime on Friday evening (June 15, 2012), he obtained bail, and is enjoying all the worldly pleasures of a freed renunciant. It is unclear if he is staying in his ashram, a Motel 6, Ranjitha's pad, the local brothel, the local cemetery (his favorite haunts), or some place in back of the bowling alley. But, one thing is certain... this news will be outdated as soon as we click on the 'update' button. So, stay tuned, and keep your eyes on the Google news feed for the ever exciting updates on Swami Nithyananda!

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Here's yesterday's (June 14, 2012) already stale update:

We don't think the ink was really dry on this post and leave it to Sex Swami Nithyananda to keep us busy with new development.

Nithyananda Re-Arrested!

Yes, Sex Swami Nithyananda must have had some more Truths to download and was re-arrested within about seven (7) hours of gaining bail.

The new charges are for 'disturbing the peace' and 'causing a public nuisance'. Duh. It appears that there is only a one-day judicial custody for such offenses, so Swami Nithyananda will be available to be re-arrested as early as this Saturday, June 16, 2012. May we suggest 'offending public sentiment' and 'offending religious sentiment'? Perhaps its best if these charges were brought on, one at a time.

We sincerely hope that Nithyananda Swami has some fine conversations with his newly founded buddies at the Police Department, and gets frequent flyer rewards for being a regular customer. We found out that he has been carted off to Mysore Central Prison. Hope it is spacious and meets the high five-star standards someone should extend to a self-proclaimed avatar.

Safe and Secure. Sex Swami Nithyananda escapes the hectic life of being a criminal superstar. The Avatar now relaxes with long chats with his newly found friends.

According to the Deccan Herald, Sex Swami Nithyananda is housed in Cell no. 19. This is the same jail cell, where alleged Al-badr terrorists Fahad and Ali Hussain also had enjoyed the safety and serenity of the Mysore Central Jail. The Deccan Herald also reports that Nithyananda Swami has a roommate to help pass the lonely hours with a deck of cards and stories about spiritual adventures, tantric experiences, and the whatnot.

Gee wiz, even an enlightened superstar of an avatar who can control how the heaven's move and promises instant wealth, enlightenment, healing, weight-loss, teleporting gems, miracles, sex (OK, that one he can do), etc. for his followers, can go through an unlucky streak. Perhaps Nithyananda Swami should consult his astrologer before calling press conferences and filing new lawsuits against his victims, ooops, we meant to say detractors.

Even Nithyananda's official website validates the most recent arrest:

June 14, 2012 In view of today’s arrest of Paramahamsa Nithyananda, all his followers worldwide are undertaking a voluntary peaceful fast with prayer as a religious practice until his release.

We want our Master to be safely back with us at the earliest.

We place our trust in God and in the judiciary.

Source: Nithyananda.org

We hope that Nithyananda's followers don't get too cranky from all that hunger and then do crazy things.

Below is our already outdated news of six hours ago:

The regional Court of Ramanagaram, near Bangalore granted self-proclaimed avatar, Nithyananda bail after spending one day in police custody where he was interrogated in the Police College. Sex Swami Nithyananda was arrested for assault.

The lawyers for Nithyananda Swami had his High Court of Karnataka date moved to quash his First Incident Report (FIR) (initial charges, but not formal indictment) to next Tuesday, June 19, 2012.

Sex Swami Nithyananda seems to be at odd with the Karnataka State Government where earlier this week, the Chief Minister of Karnataka, D.V. Sadananda Gowda, went on record stating that Nithyananda Swami's bail should be revoked and that Nithyananda should be arrested.

In response, Nithyananda Swami's lawyers filed a petition in the High Court against The Chief Minister of Karnataka saying that he had no authority to seal ashram. Apparently, Nithyananda's ashram is still closed, so Nithyananda will have to make alternative sleeping arrangements. Based on his previous notoriety, this should not pose as an obstacle to the resourceful swami. We suggest a Motel 6.

Apparently, Nithyananda Swami's legal team is in high combat mode and not seeking reconciliation. According to the DajiWorld News, Nithyananda has also filed a writ petition in the High Court of Karnataka against the Chief Minister, D.V. Sadananda Gowda, The Home Minister, police officials and Suvarna News Channel demanding Rs 10 crore (about $2,000,000) in damages.

Behind every demon is a demon.  Sex Swami Nithyananda reading his last rights as Swami Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, looks on.  "This time, Swami, you have to brave it alone."

Nithyananda Swami and his U.S. supporters have also churned out creative press releases declaring themselves as the 'victims'. Here is an example:

PRWeb (paid press release services): "Criminal Complaints Against Suvarna TV Channel & Chief For Instigating Violence In Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam"

Some related news (do a Google Search for the latest):

DajiWorld.com: "Bangalore: Nithyananda Granted Bail, Files Writ Petition Against CM, Suvarna News"

NDTV: "Nithyananda granted bail by court, a day after he surrendered"

The Hindu: "Nithyananda granted bail"

IBN Live: "Nithyananda gets bail, to walk out of jail"

Stay tuned. More drama to come.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Surrenders to the Law

Breaking News! Sex Swami Nithyananda Turns Himself into a Local Court
We just learned that Nithyananda surrendered to the Ramanagaram District Court at 3:10 p.m. Indian Standard Time after nearly 48 hours of being on the lam (that is without a 'b').

The short-lived fugitive will now get some long anticipated R&R in jail. The question is will Nithyananda be placed in the women's prison like last time? Or will he have to rough it out with other men. Stay tuned.

Source: ZeeNews.com, "Nithyananda Surrenders, Sent to Day-long Judicial Custody"

Source: IBN Live. "Nithyananda Surrenders in Ramanagara District Court in Karnataka"

(See Google News Search for latest news.)

Part II: Nithyananda Counters the Alleged Rape Accusations

Sex Swami Nithyananda Tries to Paint His Rape Victim; Paints Himself into a Corner
This is Part II of a two-part series. Perfectly fine if part two is read first. But, do read both part I and II. Then compare all the evidence with your own judgement to determine who is telling the Truth.

In this section, we will let Nithyananda Swami tell his side of the story using his words and media only. Look at his body language, his grin, and words that he uses. Think to yourself are these the words and behavior of a holy man? A renunciant? An avatar or Divine Incarnation? Is this someone who will help 'save' the world? Do listen to your inner-voice and then act accordingly (with nonviolence, of course).

On Nithyananda Swami's official website, nithyananda.org, there is a 'news post' dated June 4, 2012, entitled:

"WHO IS THE WOMAN ACCUSING NITHYANANDA? Criminal truth behind the tears"

these among other points were posted:

Arati R** is a well-established fraud and a wanted criminal, who has cheated a number of innocent people and organizations in India and the USA. She is facing multiple charges for fraud and sex crimes and is currently absconding.

She is the carrier of an incurable sexually transmitted disease (STD) called Herpes 2 as a result of multiple illicit relationships and covert prostitution. She is challenged to undergo tests to deny this and make her medical records public.

Life Bliss Foundation (LBF) sued Ms. R** in California and at the conclusion of the litigation LBF prevailed and received a money judgment against Ms. R** for theft of trade secrets, fraud and numerous other counts (Case Number: RIC 1105004). (Added Note: To date: The Court has not ruled a default or judgement against the alleged victim. Only sanctions have been awarded to the Life Bliss Foundation for the victim did not show up due to her hiding in fear after receiving multiple death threats from members of Nithyananda's organizations.)

She is wanted by a Varanasi court in connection with the creation and distribution of the morphed video attempting to link Paramahamsa Nithyananda and actress Ranjitha. The section numbers are 292, 500, 509 of the C.P.C along with Section 4 of the Information and Technology Act (Case No. 1450/2011)

She is facing serious charges of child abuse in the USA of a sexual nature. (details cannot be divulged at present).

Other serious allegations are levied at the alleged victim, Ms. Aarthi R. You may read them at the nithyananda.org website. (Be sure to view the documents that are linked at the bottom of this page).

Here is another 'News Statement' posted on Nithyananda's official website on June 2, 2012:

"NITHYANANDA SLAMS FALSE ACCUSATION BY ALLEGED CONSPIRATOR"

This 'news' broadcasts similar items such as the alleged sexually transmitted diseases, STD, discrediting accusations of denial by Accused no. 5, Ms. Ragini Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sachitananda, and Sri Nithya Pranananda, as well as the same list of accusations stated previously.

And, just to make sure that the words above on Nithyananda's official website, nithyananda.org, were not the wayward act of a misguided volunteer, we have Nithyananda Swami clarify matters during a series of press releases he conducted in early June, 2012 at his ashram, in Bidadi, Bangalore, India. Here are a few of those videos:

Nithyananda Press Meet of June 2, 2012 (1 min.)

Paramahamsa Nithyananda clarifies accusations by Arati R** (10 min.)

In case there's a desire to see more of the above, here are some additional links of the recorded statements by Nithyananda Swami during his recent press meets on his YouTube Channel:

PRESS MEET: CRIMINAL RECORD OF WOMAN ACCUSING NITHYANANDA Part 1 (7th June 2012)

PRESS MEET: CRIMINAL RECORD OF WOMAN ACCUSING NITHYANANDA Part 2 (7th June 2012)

Note: This portion of the above press release edits out the moment that the reporter began to serve Nithyananda Swami the court documents to a civil lawsuit in the United States.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Part I: Nithyananda's Rape Victim Call Out Sex Swami Nithyananda

The Rape Victims's Interview that Brought Down Sex Swami Nithyananda to His Lowest Level Yet
For the next two posts, we will take a break from our regular tools of snark, sarcasm, lampooning, and banter, and just let the content speak for itself.

Courage of a Rape Victim in English

Here are links to the rape Victim's interview that were held in Kannada (Indian language spoken in and around the state of Karnataka, the state that houses the now raided ashram of Sex Swami Nithyananda.

Note, that many portions of these interviews are in English, and in some ways are even more compelling and expose the true pain that the victim has underwent.

We wish for you to respect all the brave victims who have come forward. Listing their last names is not accepted in the comment section.

As you watch these videos, compare your intuition and then compare your findings to Nithyananda's statements and reaction. Try to see who is telling the Truth.

Courage of a Rape Victim in Kannada/English on YouTube

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 1

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 2

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 3

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 4

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 5

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 6

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 7

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 8

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 9

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 10

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 11

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 12

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 13

Interview with Nithyananda's Rape Victim Part 14

Nithyananda's Statement Differs From the Rape Victim

Statements about Swami Nithyananda's "SEX SCANDAL"

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

God Fraud Nithyananda's Days Are Over!

Breaking News!!!

Karnataka Government has ordered seize and search of Sex Swami Nithyananda's ashram.

The Karnataka Home Department will take legal steps to cancel Nithyananda's bail.

This is the beginning of the end for that Monster, Nithyananda.  Hopefully, the Government will round up the other top tier criminals (accused no. 2 through 6, as well as Pranananda, etc.) and revoke their bail too.

Look for the Google news feed on the left side.

Here's the first article to appear:

http://ibnlive.in.com/news/karnataka-govt-orders-probe-against-nithyananda/265457-3.html

http://zeenews.india.com/news/karnataka/godman-nithyanandas-property-to-be-seized_781125.html

Nithyananda Unleashes His Nithya-Ninjas; Loses His Ashram as the Government Plan Takes Over

Sex Swami Nithyananda First Fights, Then Flights, and Now is Homeless
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Swami Ki Jai!

Hi Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? [ silence ] Sri Nithyananda? [ more silence ] Oh, yoohoo, Sri Nithyananda? Hmmmm. Swami Nithyananda must have gone off some place. That's funny, he was sitting on his golden throne just a minute ago. Hmmmm. We know where to find him. Ah ha! There you are, Sri Nithyananda. We know you would be hiding underneath the bed. But, wait? What's this? You, Swami Nithyananda, are there alone. There' no lady, minor, or even another half-dress man there with you. OK, so now we know things are not normal here in your ashram in Bidadi. What happened?

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we remember the press meet last Thursday where those sneaky reporters tried to serve you a summons and you ordered them out. And then under your orders, all your devotees rallied together and threw them out, literally. That was brutal. We got to see the rough and tough side of Ma Arunachalananda. Ferocious. Even Ma Swarnalata Devi Beravol, mother of accused no. 5, Ma Sachitananda, a.k.a. Ragani Vallabhaneni get into it. Now we got to see how Ma Sachitananda became such a tough cookie. A chip off the old iron lady.

And the next day? More of the same? Why you, Swami Nithyananda, had another press release the day after and it ended in another free-for-all melee? And on both Thursday and Friday, some protester came and on both days that ended in hand-to-hand combat? Frightening.

And, this is nothing new. You, Oh Great Master, Nithyananda, trained us to fight back. To roar like lions and eat annoying goats. Chomp. Chomp. Like unleashing a can of killer bees, Swami Nithyananda, we're at your service. We're willing to stick our stingers in anyone, indiscriminate of age, sex, or marriage status. Sri Nithyananda, we learned all this from watching from your example. Really.

Nithyananda's Nithya-Ninjas. Unleashed like a can of killer bees; ready to stick their stingers in anyone that moves.

So, what's the big deal? What? The police arrested about 15 of your ashramites including some of the women who chased, pushed, pulled, and punched away that reporter? What are the criminal charges? Manhandling? Where on earth did those women learn how to do manhandling? Did someone teach them this, or did they just naturally pick up manhandling on their own? Heavens! It's amazing to think of what type of enlightened training goes on there in your ashram, Sri Nithyananda.

And what about those party crashers at the Gates of your Ashram, Swami Nithyananda? We know that people are seeking out your enlightened presence. Hmmmm, they did look like they might have caused some mischief. Good thing you, Sri Nithyananda, and your ashramite beat them to the punch. Literally.

We've been thinking, Sri Nithyananda, perhaps you should make a new rule and place a big sign that says something like 'By Entering These Gates, You Must Meet All These Qualifications to Enter the Serene and Divine Sanctuary of His Divine Grace, Paramahamsa Nithyananda or Consent to These Following Conditions:

1. Done an official and blessed mala (rosary) of the Divine Avatar, Nithyananda. The holy mala must be worn and visible at all times.
2. Have attended at least two programs conducted by Nithyananda Swami.
3. Able to recite on demand His Holy Grace, Nithyananda's official Guru Pooja mantra. (Applicants that can only recite the standard Guru Pooja that doesn't substitute Nithyananda's holy name with Lord Shiva will be denied entry.)
4. Carry over $500 (per person) for the purpose of giving a free tax-deductible donation for the Divine Avatar to conduct charity of His choice.
5. Have or in the process (with verification) of legally changing your name to one that is issued by his Lordship, Paramahamsa Nithyananda.
6. Have never admitted to reading any blogs, news articles, and other slanderous material that defames the Living Avatar, Swami Nithyananda (see 16-page annex of current lawsuits registered with the Nithyananda Foundation.)
7. Applicant consents to do tantric on demand with the Holy Master, Nithyananda.
8. Applicant acknowledges that by entering these gates, applicant now has privileged inside, proprietary information about Nithyananda, Inc. Any utterances, gestures, or writing that expose these trade secrets or are deemed spurious, derogatory, or slanderous will result in civil and criminal charges against the applicant.
9. [ readers, feel free to submit updated rules to add to this post ]

Anyone who does not meet these qualifications (including journalists, police, Government Officials, wandering sadhus, Girl Scouts selling cookies, rival cult leaders, etc.) will be denied entry, detained, arrested, and/or beaten to a pulp.

With Love and Grace - Nithyananda's Welcoming Committee

That ought to do it, Sri Nithyananda. No more undesirables entering your holy ashram ever again.

But, Sri Nithyananda, what's this here? The naysayers are saying that you, Divine Avatar, Nithyananda, should peaceful, accepting, and nonviolent. Perhaps even, 'unclutched' toward all these matters. Then these same naysayers point to what Sri Bhagavan Ramana Maharshi did (or did not do) when thugs broke in, ransacked his ashram, and beat him. Just look:

The Night that Thieves Broke Into Sri Bhagavan Ramana Maharshi's Ashram
It was at 11-30 in the middle of the night of the 26th of June 1924. Though at that time Sri Ramanasramam consisted of only a few thatched sheds, some thieves came thinking it to be a rich mutt. They tried to break in through the windows by smashing them, and threatened to destroy everything. The noise woke up the devotees who were sleeping in the shed where Sri Bhagavan was Iying. Sri Bhagavan invited the thieves to come in through the proper doorway and asked the devotees to give them a hurricanelamp so that they could look for whatever they wanted, yet they shouted angrily, “Where are you keeping your money?”. “We are sadhus who live by begging, we have no money. From what you can find here, you may take away anything you want. We will come outside,” so saying, Sri Bhagavan came and sat outside followed by the devotees. As they came out of the shed, the thieves beat them with sticks, and one blow even fell on the thigh of Sri Bhagavan. “If you are still not satisifed, beat the other thigh as well,” said Sri Bhagavan, feeling sorry for them!

Was this to be the limit of His kindness towards the thieves? No, He also prevented a young devotee who,unable to bear the sight of Sri Bhagavan being beaten,jumped up with an iron bar in retaliation. Sri Bhagavan advised him, “Let them do their dharma [i.e. role]. We are sadhus, we should not give up our dharma. In future, the world will blame only us if any wrong happens. When our teeth bite our tongue, do we break them and throw them away?” “Though others do wrong to one, it is best not to return the same in wrath.”.‘Tirukkural’, verse 157Some days later the police caught the thieves and brought them before Sri Bhagavan, and an officer asked Him to identify the one who had beaten Him on that night. Sri Bhagavan at once replied with a smile, “Find out whom I beat [in a previous birth], for it is he who has beaten me now!”. He never denounced the criminal!

“Conquer the foe by your worthy patience and for ever forget the wrong done to you on account of ignorance.”.‘Tirukkural’, verse 157“The right way of punishing the wrong-doer is to do good to him and to forget his wrong.”.‘Tirukkural’, verse 314

Source: The Path of Sri Ramana Part 1 book By Sri Sadhu Om

Source: IndiaDivine.org

And another mischievous naysayer informed us about how you told the ashramites in your Los Angeles Ashram way back in 2007 that if there was any conflict between two people, that even the person in the 'right' was also in the 'wrong' for allowing and creating that conflict to happen. Paramahamsa Nithyananda, were those your words? Really? Because this same naysayer now says you, Sri Nithyananda, said that just to do more mind-control games against them, and further take away any free will to reason and break away from your mental slavery.

Sri Nithyananda, if these really were your words will you take any responsibility for creating this conflict? We're confused, how are you going to resolve this mess?

Wait! What's this Divine Avatar, Nithyananda! The Government claims it will now take over the ashram as stated by Law minister S Suresh Kumar (DNA: Daily News Analysis). How can this be? You, Paramahamsa Nithyananda claim to be the incarnation of the Divine Maha Kali and Maha Kal Bhairva. Are you not? Why the real Divine Maha Kali and Maha Kal Bhairva could reverse this measure with a blink of their Divine eye.

Breaking News! No sooner than we pushed the 'publish' button, The Hindu paper states that Karnataka Minister for Law and Parliamentary Affairs, S. Suresh Kumar, claims that he was misquoted.

“While speaking to mediapersons at Dharwad [on Saturday] I had only said that the State government is observing the developments at the Nityananda ashram and the Chief Minister would take suitable decision after consulting experts”, he said while adding that the government “will not protect anybody.”

Perhaps Sex Swami Nithyananda came up with enough operating cash to satisfy the Government requirements to stay in control of his kingdom. But, we'll see.

Swami Nithyananda, didn't you tell us that we needed to face our fears? That the only way to get over them was to go through them? We're even more confused. Oh, we see, Divine Avatar, Nithyananda, all these concepts of 'facing fears' and 'nonviolence', and 'turn-the-other-cheek' (not applicable to tantra practices with Ranjitha) are all out-dated, old-school, and so 2006. Just as your slogan that crooked-face eNTV announcer Mark likes to announce on every news broadcast, "This is 2012, the 'Year of Meditation and Cosmic Partying, the type that does not do damage to our bodies (unless of course practitioner is hit by a protester, police cane, or fellow ashramite in need of a 'victim' photo op)". Yes, this is 2012! You, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, are only interested in doing damage to people's minds, (unless of course we count all the ill effects from sleep deprivation.) You, Swami Nithyananda, no longer seem interested in breaking canes over your followers' heads like you once did. Why all those other old and out-dated-concepts of spirituality need to be chucked out the door and new updated techniques that were first devoloped by god-man Osho / Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh need to be updated and then replaced. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Your goal to enlightened 10,000,000 million people on this planet means that no time can be wasted for such time-consuming practices of tolerance and nonviolence. You, Avatar Pushpa, Nithyananda, have come down to this planet just to do that. And, if there are police, government officials, and pesky protesters, just damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead. We're glad that we are following a truly enlightened master, Nithyananda, one that has the full fighting spirit to accomplish the true works of a Divine Master in this difficult age.

Ah, small problem, here, Sri Nithyananda. Just where are you now? Well, we found you under the bed, that's true, but your Twitter feed on Saturday, June 9, 2012 says:

Dear ones love and blessings to all of you Iam safe and healthy beblissful (Sri Nithyananda's Tweet on Twitter)

And then on your divine website, Nithyananda.org, you also make mention that you're 'traveling' and 'heard about the incidents from far way'.

Why look right here: Sri Nithyananda's 'Out of the Office' letter.

In that same letter you said:

"I heard about the problems caused in the Bidadi ashram by the anti-social elements, but thanks to the timely intervention of the Bidadi and Ramangara police, all matters are under control."

Really? You, Sri Nithyananda, quoted that the Ramangara police have matters under control? Are you, Divine Avatar, Nithyananda, referring to the fact that the police arrested 15 of your ashramites? Are the fact that your enlightened followers were not able to use your teaching and fighting techniques and control the situation with unenlightened beings?

Paramahamsa Nithyananda, these not-at-home posts look like the same tactics you used when you were absconding from the law back in 2010. Swami Nithyananda, you are not afraid of being arrested again? After all, being arrested has become part of your routine. Paramahamsa Nithyananda, you are not a coward, are you? Say it isn't true! Please tell us your location, Swami Nithyananda, please!!! We want to be able to position our bodies in your holy direction when we do your Guru Puja every day as per your orders so we can be sure we get all the wealth you promised us if we did these techniques. Please tell us that everything is going to be OK. Please! Something must be done!

We know the answer, Living Incarnate Nithyananda! We'll use that handy 'Dial the Avatar' number to so we can forward our prayers to the Avatar himself to that the Avatar can be saved. Obviously, the Divine Avatar cannot pray for himself when He is in trouble, so He needs His devotees to pray for him, or at least cough up enough cash to pay for his anticipated bail. Here we go:

ET, dial home now! Call the Real Avatar, Sex Swami Nithyananda, to get ALL of your desires fulfilled. Must be at least 18 years of age. Requires valid credit card.

We feel much better now, Living Avatar, Swami Nithyananda. We know that everything is going to be OK. One question, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, was that a toll free number or a 1-900 number? Just asking.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Big Mouth Nithyananda Unleashes His Action Figures

Sex Swami Nithyananda Makes a Scene; Serves Him Right
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Swami Ki Jai!

Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, are we ever glad we came back to you, Oh Great One, and became your devotees once again [to be said in a flat monotone voice]. Wow. Why other sedate, tranquil, and run-of-the-mill enlightened masters like Sri Paramahamsa Ramakrishna, Bhagavan Sri Ramana Maharishi, and Lord Buddha would preach calmness and equanimity through meditation techniques and self-control of desires, you, Swami Nithyananda, take an exact opposite approach. You unleash the inner-animal (a predator, no doubt), in all your devotees and then lead by example. Why, just look here, you sly tiger, Nithyananda:

Sex Swami Nithyananda & His Action Heroes 

Just look at you go! Living proof that you, Sri Nithyananda, really are Maha Kali and Maha Kal Bhairava without a doubt. Maybe you're even the Tasmanian Devil the way you whirled around and got everyone moving. But, don't you fear at all, Swami Nithyananda, children all over the world just love watching cartoons featuring 'Taz'. Then, of course Bugs Bunny usually out smarts him, everytime, but that doesn't stop him from coming back.

Swami Nithyananda, man of action!

A predictable plot, but full of action! And, wait, there's even more on these links:

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 1

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 2

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 3

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 4

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 5

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 6

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 7

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 8

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 9

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 10

Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 11

All this unbridled energy just waiting for a bride (a willing tantra partner would do in a pinch)! We love to see how Ma Nithya Achalananda bulges her bug-eyes like an unhinged python that swallowed big horned sheep. Hissss hissss hooray! Way cool. Is this how enlightened people act once you, Swami Nithyananda, initiate their Kundalini awakening? Why we would never have the desire for another cup of coffee after experiencing such energy darshan's. You, Junior Pontiff, Nithyananda, are a real a genius [once again, to be said in a flat monotone voice].

And, what's all this talk we hear about an illegal serf? Why everyone in your ashram, knows that you, Sri Nithyananda, are the king of kings. Everyone who comes through these gates to live as a serf within your holy presence does so in exchange of being your slave (labor or otherwise) so they can later become 'enlightened' just like you. Clear and cut, and with your special contracts, very legal indeed. So, how can there be an illegal serf pop up? There's some things that only a enlightened holy man, like you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, who can see deep into the future and know every man's (and definitely every woman's) desires before they even know it themselves. Just amazing. There's so much mystery around you, Swami Nithyananda, that we just fall at your lotus feet and have to resign to ourselves that we will never ever know. 

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.