Sex Swami Nithyananda Unleashed, then Re-leashed, but Certainly Not Released...Now Nithyananda Has a New Lease (stay tuned)
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Leave it the ever exciting criminal avatar, and now public nuisance, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, is OUT of jail. Sometime on Friday evening (June 15, 2012), he obtained bail, and is enjoying all the worldly pleasures of a freed renunciant. It is unclear if he is staying in his ashram, a Motel 6, Ranjitha's pad, the local brothel, the local cemetery (his favorite haunts), or some place in back of the bowling alley. But, one thing is certain... this news will be outdated as soon as we click on the 'update' button. So, stay tuned, and keep your eyes on the Google news feed for the ever exciting updates on Swami Nithyananda!
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Here's yesterday's (June 14, 2012) already stale update:
We don't think the ink was really dry on this post and leave it to Sex Swami Nithyananda to keep us busy with new development.
Yes, Sex Swami Nithyananda must have had some more Truths to download and was re-arrested within about seven (7) hours of gaining bail.
The new charges are for 'disturbing the peace' and 'causing a public nuisance'. Duh. It appears that there is only a one-day judicial custody for such offenses, so Swami Nithyananda will be available to be re-arrested as early as this Saturday, June 16, 2012. May we suggest 'offending public sentiment' and 'offending religious sentiment'? Perhaps its best if these charges were brought on, one at a time.
We sincerely hope that Nithyananda Swami has some fine conversations with his newly founded buddies at the Police Department, and gets frequent flyer rewards for being a regular customer. We found out that he has been carted off to Mysore Central Prison. Hope it is spacious and meets the high five-star standards someone should extend to a self-proclaimed avatar.
Safe and Secure. Sex Swami Nithyananda escapes the hectic life of being a criminal superstar. The Avatar now relaxes with long chats with his newly found friends.
According to the Deccan Herald, Sex Swami Nithyananda is housed in Cell no. 19. This is the same jail cell, where alleged Al-badr terrorists Fahad and Ali Hussain also had enjoyed the safety and serenity of the Mysore Central Jail. The Deccan Herald also reports that Nithyananda Swami has a roommate to help pass the lonely hours with a deck of cards and stories about spiritual adventures, tantric experiences, and the whatnot.
Gee wiz, even an enlightened superstar of an avatar who can control how the heaven's move and promises instant wealth, enlightenment, healing, weight-loss, teleporting gems, miracles, sex (OK, that one he can do), etc. for his followers, can go through an unlucky streak. Perhaps Nithyananda Swami should consult his astrologer before calling press conferences and filing new lawsuits against his victims, ooops, we meant to say detractors.
Even Nithyananda's official website validates the most recent arrest:
June 14, 2012 In view of today’s arrest of Paramahamsa Nithyananda, all his followers worldwide are undertaking a voluntary peaceful fast with prayer as a religious practice until his release.We hope that Nithyananda's followers don't get too cranky from all that hunger and then do crazy things.
We want our Master to be safely back with us at the earliest.
We place our trust in God and in the judiciary.
Below is our already outdated news of six hours ago:
The regional Court of Ramanagaram, near Bangalore granted self-proclaimed avatar, Nithyananda bail after spending one day in police custody where he was interrogated in the Police College. Sex Swami Nithyananda was arrested for assault.
The lawyers for Nithyananda Swami had his High Court of Karnataka date moved to quash his First Incident Report (FIR) (initial charges, but not formal indictment) to next Tuesday, June 19, 2012.
Sex Swami Nithyananda seems to be at odd with the Karnataka State Government where earlier this week, the Chief Minister of Karnataka, D.V. Sadananda Gowda, went on record stating that Nithyananda Swami's bail should be revoked and that Nithyananda should be arrested.
In response, Nithyananda Swami's lawyers filed a petition in the High Court against The Chief Minister of Karnataka saying that he had no authority to seal ashram. Apparently, Nithyananda's ashram is still closed, so Nithyananda will have to make alternative sleeping arrangements. Based on his previous notoriety, this should not pose as an obstacle to the resourceful swami. We suggest a Motel 6.
Apparently, Nithyananda Swami's legal team is in high combat mode and not seeking reconciliation. According to the DajiWorld News, Nithyananda has also filed a writ petition in the High Court of Karnataka against the Chief Minister, D.V. Sadananda Gowda, The Home Minister, police officials and Suvarna News Channel demanding Rs 10 crore (about $2,000,000) in damages.
Behind every demon is a demon. Sex Swami Nithyananda reading his last rights as Swami Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, looks on. "This time, Swami, you have to brave it alone."
Nithyananda Swami and his U.S. supporters have also churned out creative press releases declaring themselves as the 'victims'. Here is an example:
PRWeb (paid press release services): "Criminal Complaints Against Suvarna TV Channel & Chief For Instigating Violence In Nithyananda Dhyanapeetam"
Some related news (do a Google Search for the latest):
DajiWorld.com: "Bangalore: Nithyananda Granted Bail, Files Writ Petition Against CM, Suvarna News"
NDTV: "Nithyananda granted bail by court, a day after he surrendered"
The Hindu: "Nithyananda granted bail"
IBN Live: "Nithyananda gets bail, to walk out of jail"
Stay tuned. More drama to come.