Sex Swami Nithyananda Makes a Scene; Serves Him Right
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Swami Ki Jai!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Wow, are we ever glad we came back to you, Oh Great One, and became your devotees once again [to be said in a flat monotone voice]. Wow. Why other sedate, tranquil, and run-of-the-mill enlightened masters like Sri Paramahamsa Ramakrishna, Bhagavan Sri Ramana Maharishi, and Lord Buddha would preach calmness and equanimity through meditation techniques and self-control of desires, you, Swami Nithyananda, take an exact opposite approach. You unleash the inner-animal (a predator, no doubt), in all your devotees and then lead by example. Why, just look here, you sly tiger, Nithyananda:
Sex Swami Nithyananda & His Action Heroes
Just look at you go! Living proof that you, Sri Nithyananda, really are Maha Kali and Maha Kal Bhairava without a doubt. Maybe you're even the Tasmanian Devil the way you whirled around and got everyone moving. But, don't you fear at all, Swami Nithyananda, children all over the world just love watching cartoons featuring 'Taz'. Then, of course Bugs Bunny usually out smarts him, everytime, but that doesn't stop him from coming back.
A predictable plot, but full of action! And, wait, there's even more on these links:
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 1
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 2
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 3
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 4
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 5
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 6
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 7
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 8
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 9
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 10
Nithyananda's Animals Unleashed Part 11
All this unbridled energy just waiting for a bride (a willing tantra partner would do in a pinch)! We love to see how Ma Nithya Achalananda bulges her bug-eyes like an unhinged python that swallowed big horned sheep. Hissss hissss hooray! Way cool. Is this how enlightened people act once you, Swami Nithyananda, initiate their Kundalini awakening? Why we would never have the desire for another cup of coffee after experiencing such energy darshan's. You, Junior Pontiff, Nithyananda, are a real a genius [once again, to be said in a flat monotone voice].
And, what's all this talk we hear about an illegal serf? Why everyone in your ashram, knows that you, Sri Nithyananda, are the king of kings. Everyone who comes through these gates to live as a serf within your holy presence does so in exchange of being your slave (labor or otherwise) so they can later become 'enlightened' just like you. Clear and cut, and with your special contracts, very legal indeed. So, how can there be an illegal serf pop up? There's some things that only a enlightened holy man, like you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, who can see deep into the future and know every man's (and definitely every woman's) desires before they even know it themselves. Just amazing. There's so much mystery around you, Swami Nithyananda, that we just fall at your lotus feet and have to resign to ourselves that we will never ever know.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
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