Nithyananda Chargesheeted (Indicted) Again for More Sex Crimes with Minor Boys. Ma Sadhananda Joins the Club as Accused No. 6
Jai Paramahamsa Sri, Sri Nithyananda Ki Jai!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Sorry, we haven't been posting blog posts as regularly as we once did. But, we got news for you! Now, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, (see we didn't cross out the word '
You see, Swami Nithyananda, we were watched all your YouTube videos with such devout passion. In hopes of fining embarrassing footage of a bunch of brainwashed idiots doing stupid things like shaking their money maker and clapping their hands around the corpse of your dead father, etc. But, we, instead, gradually soaked up your holy message of morphing, denial, and revenge. And, guess what? It stuck. We Believe! We Believe! We Believe! And, each day, across several thousand connections, some of them two-way connections, and seeing the same faithful six or seven people in your main temples in the U.S. obediently nodding their heads or shaking in uncontrolled possessed bliss, we just knew that what you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, were telling the Truth.
And, the clincher was when you, Swami Nithyananda, claimed to be both Maha Kali (The Divine Mother) and Kal Bhairava (Lord Shiva). At that moment, we confess that we did have a tinny bit of doubt. After all, instead of love and compassion, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, declared that us, bloggers, were "negativity" and that all your followers were commanded to follow your lead and destroy, wipe out, and eliminate all "negativity". Now, Sri Nithyananda, some might consider that as death threats, and grounds for lodging a criminal complaint against you and your followers. But, we figured that if you, Sri Nithyananda, were not really Maha Kail and Kal Bhairava, then the real Maha Kali and Kal Bhairava would give you a well deserving and spiritually guiding karma slap. We waited. Waited. Waited. Nothing.
Then, to show us your true divinity, you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, with the help of some well paid connections, got the whistle blower, Lenin Karuppan, arrested and then went on to parade all those high priced 'experts' that the videos featuring you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda and that once-popular film actress, Ranjitha Menon, were scientifically proven to be morphed, manipulated, and fabricated. It was the flickering and the herky-jerky movement that convinced us, Sri Nithyananda, that it was all just a conspiracy that took over 300 million U.S. Dollars (was that the amount you said?) to discredit you. We're very sorry that we once contributed five dollars to that total.
So, with this, Swami Nithyananda, we now believe firmly in you as the living avatar that will guide us back on the path of Nithyanandum, and we just might become enlightened like you and your close followers.
But, what's this, Paramahamsa Nithyananda? More criminal charges against you? More criminal allegations of rape and sexual abuse? And, this time from a male victim? And, a minor?
"We have filed an additional chargesheet against Nithyananda in connection with a case pertaining to his having unnatural sex with a youth", DGP CID Roopak Kumar Dutta said."
source: ZeeNews.com "Additional chargesheet against Nityananda filed" March 21, 2012
Oh, dear, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Sex with a male and a minor doesn't help your public image any. But, to us, it no longer matters. Now, don't get us wrong, Swami Nithyananda. The cynics might call us sycophant fawning fodder to a psychopath, or just simply brainwashed. But, we now Believe! And, we know that you, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, are not just any run-of-the-mill made for Wal*Mart avatar. But, you are a special, high-class avatar indeed. Why you are both a male and female avatar with plenty of testosterone and estrogen to fire up a nuclear power plant or at least a school bus full of children. Shall we label this potent blend, NithyaTestrogen? (Swami Nithyananda, if you haven't copyrighted this term yet, consider it our sincere gift to you and your Mission.) Anyway, it is only natural of an avatar of your caliber to help as many poor, deluded, and confused souls such as ourselves. And, what not a better and faster way to help them reach enlightenment as well as help you stay grounded in your worldly body than to do a little bit of bedside tantra. Everyone benefits! Well, sort of. You see, Oh Great One, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, there's a lot of poor people who haven't been indoctrined into your Mission yet. These not-so-knowlegdable souls have some pre-conditions, perahps even engrams (Scientology terminology for samskara or engraved memory) that celibate monks should at the very least be straight when they have sex. But, you Swami Nithyananda are so generous and compassion that you can give out your energy with direct benefits to enlightenment to just about anyone, women, men, children, why we bet even donkeys will transcend the level of human birth and go straight into nirvana. Just look at your loyal sidekick, Swami Bhaktananda (Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum). This shows that even buffaloes have a fighting chance with you at the helm, or was that under the hem?
Sorry, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, we digress once again. Please forgive, us. Our point is that there's not only deeply ignorant people out there who just cannot understand the true work of a Master who descended down to planet earth only to help raise human consciousness and get everyone who pays for all of your programs and pricey spiritual tours enlightened with renewable certificates. These low vibrating people are going to project their conceptions of other Masters like Ramana Maharishi and expect you, Swami Nithyananda, to live up to those lifestyles. Yes, that is very limiting and not so practical for jet-setting, gold-dripping, enlightened swamis like you and Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. But, worse yet, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, is that your own followers might be taken back that there are other tantric 'partners' than themselves. Did you, Sri Nithyananda, tell your famously kept and unemployed movie star, and once ran-away bride, Ranjitha Menon, about this tryst, ah, we mean, other tantric partnerships with other men, children, and buffaloes?
Paramahamsa Nithyananda, will Ms. Ranjitha Menon still be up for making another hidden documentary about how to watch TV, experiment, and radiate bliss, the ultimate multi-tasking guide for Avatars? Although the world really needs to have soul-saving tantric rituals documented, film actresses, even failed ones complete with husbands, want to have only the leading role. To know that those sheets are being shared with other males and children, even with soon-to-be enlightened souls, might be too much for worldly students like her, albeit eager and enthusiastic ones, to take.
And, what's this, Parmahamsa Nithyananda? Another one of your 'enlightened' circle expands again to include a sixth chargesheeted (indicted) member? Who is it this time? Why it's the wealthy millionaire's wife, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani. Wasn't she the lucky lady who co-signed all those sex contracts? And, wasn't she the lady your fellow followers (some cynics would say 'henchmen') whisked away in January 2011 to avoid having signature samples taken? Very few can appreciate all the hard-work and selfless dedication that close disciples of a true cross-current and cross-dressing avatar have to take.
So, why Swami Nithyananda, did Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani, get arrested? Doesn't that now bring the count to a gang of six? We might know, Sri Nithyananda, why she was included? It was because you, Swami Nithyananda, don't want to break up families or at least appear that you don't. After all, Ma Sachitananda, a.k.a. Ms. Ragani Vallabhaneni, accused no. 5 and sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, a.k.a. Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni, accused no. 3, are together. They enjoy going to court, being simultaneously being served, and shortly being sentenced together. True happiness. With Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani, joining the club as 'accused no. 6', she can now join her husband, Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Mr. T. Dhanasekaran (Ayya), accused no. 4, and enjoy all the family togetherness that the Sachitananda's enjoy. But, Swami Nithyananda, what about poor and lonely Swami Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Mr. Gopal Reddy Sheelum, accused no. 2? It wasn't like his wife did anything really wrong, other than marrying him and listening to you. Oh, that's right, Paramahamsa Nithyananda. Since you are 'accused no. 1' it is only natural to have 'accused no. 2' planted firmly behind you during these testy circumstances or for any reason at all. Yes, Swami Nithyananda, you need someone who will be willing to go anywhere you go and cater to any whim and desire you have. And, Swami Bhaktananda is the only trooper tough enough to sleep in the same open jail cell as you. Wow, now we see it very clearly, Swami Nithyananda. Just think of all the Truths Swami Bhaktananda will be able to download, swallow, and digest being by your side. Then, of course, his palms might get a bit hairy, but that's a small price to pay for being around a dual-radiating, child-loving avatar such as yourself. If only we could be as fortunate as these followers. Maybe in our next lifetime.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
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