Nithyananda and Ranjitha Rejected: High Court of Karnataka Immediately Stayed 'Instant' Arrest Warrants Against Lenin Karuppan (Dharmananda) and Others
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Voobaa Voobaa!" Oh, yes, we don't need a gruntanese translator to see that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are happy and excited. Why just look at your website, the embodiment of Truth (or true confessions of a psychopath), and we can see that you, keeper of steamy tantra and your girlfriend, the married failed porn star, Ranjitha, managed to get 'instant' arrest warrants against Sri Lenin Karuppanji (Dharmananda) and eight others. Wow, that's a cause for celebration. We bet your dancing with entourage of four or five tourists in Manasarovar. So how many tourists were willing to fork over $10,000 U.S.D. just to be with you for for a week and a half? Yes, we know you wanted to get a 100, so you could make a clean million. OK, 103, so you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyanadna could make a clean 100 after expenses. Are you and your holy tourists spending their time in the holy high standards of filth you, 'Swami' Nithyananda made famous in your Bidadi brothels, (sometimes known as an ashram)? Yeah, we bet. But, guaranteed that there is a least one executive suite for those 1:1 tantric sessions that only you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can give (after a little help from Viagra.) So, how come no pictures of such a holy occasion? A bit embarrassing to see just Ranjitha and the Kamalakar's? Don't worry. That way there's plenty of tantra to go around.
But, we digress, Sri Nithyananda. It's just amazing that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and failed porn star, Ranjitha, still claim that the video was morphed and manipulated even though two CID Forensic Labs declared the video as authentic. At one time, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, said that it was Ranjitha, but you were morphed, and Ranjitha, said that it was you (sexy swami, Nithyananda), but her image was morphed. And, early on, you even said that it was you in the video, but you were sick, not feeling well, being taken care of, experimenting, practicing tantra, did nothing wrong (while being fully clothed with slightly exposing parts) with a married follower of yours, and on and on. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda are even less consistent than a broken clock. At least a broken clock gives the correct time twice a day. But, what comes out of your mouth, Sri Nithyananda, is anyone's guess.
At times like this, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we would like to remind you of an inspirational story called the Ramayana. Yes, that epic, that's all about good vs. evil. (We wonder which category you, Sri Nithyananda, fit under?) Just in case you, Sri Nithyananda forgot, our hero in the Ramayana is Lord Hanuman 3.0
Dharmananda (Sri Lenin Karuppan) as Hanuman 3.0
Yeah! Voot! Voot! and more Applause!
And the villain is Ravana. Why here's a picture of him now:
'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda as Ravana 1.01 (No upgrade for this Neanderthal man.) Note the sweet, loving look of criminal compassion. Awwwhhhh.
Boo! Hiss! Throw the fake in jail. Let him rot! Boo!
Sorry, there, Sri Nithyananda, our readers get a little carried away when they see dharma (righteousness) and adharama (unrighteousness) side by side. We're sure that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are used to it by now.
As you know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Lord Hanuman 3.0 will do anything to uphold dharma (righteousness). Why there's not a mountain he cannot move if it means protecting Truth and giving a defeat to evil. Yes, He'll save the day.
Hanuman 3.0 off to subdue the deluded La-La Land of Bidadi.
And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, although it wasn't always smooth sailing in the camp of dharma (righteousness), Truth and perseverance always prevailed. Yes, there were setbacks. Sita, Lord Ram's wife, was abducted by Ravana (a common occurrence in Bidadi, we're sure). Why look, 'Swami' Nithyananda, here's some abduction attempts right now:
Under the pretext of 'blessings', Sex Swami Nithyananda lures another potential victim right into his lap. (note: to our knowledge, the featured lady in this picture was not a sex victim of Nithyananda. She only had the bad fortune of his encounter.)
Sex Swami Nithyananda's predator skills hard at work. Another seeker, another snack. Then he said, 'Hi.' like the spider to the fly, jump into my web and your dead. (note: to our knowledge, the featured lady in this picture was not a sex victim of Nithyananda. She only had the bad fortune of his encounter.)
Another major setback occurred for righteousness when the rakshasa (ogre) Mahiravana (Sri Nithyeshwarananda), the brother of Ravana, captured our heroes in Patala (located in the Ashram in Thiruvannamalai) also known as the Netherworld. But Lord Hanuman 3.0 blew simultaneously in all five directions to blow off Ravana's empty world of grand illusion La La Land, and presto. Our heroes were free to pursue Ravana. Once again, a short lived setback. Just a temporary test.
Another close call, 'Swami' Nithyananda, came when Lord Ram's brother, Lakshmana, was mortally wounded and almost died. But, thanks to timely heroics of Lord Hanuman 3.0 a whole mountain with the needed medical herbs was delivered overnight. Lakshmana was soon back on his feet and ready to assist Lord Ram to victory. Once again, a short lived setback. Just a temporary test.
Against all odds, Lord Hanuman 3.0 moves mountains overnight to uphold the Truth.
You see, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there was no deed too small for Lord Hanuman 3.0 to do. It had to be done, and it was done. It it had an impact to the total picture. No grandiose victory, just another small contribution that led to the overall defeat of evil, trickery, and fraud (sorry, that's your empire, Sri Nithyananda.)
No deed too small or too dangerous for Lord Hanuman 3.0. Even withstanding the breath of the most 'blah, blah, blah', big-mouth guru on YouTube.
And, when every little detail was taken care of, then Lord Hanuman 3.0 battled against Ravana and his army of criminal thugs and lawyers.
Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. sometimes-Swami Sachitananda, getting a taste of the Truth from Lord Hanuman 3.0
There was no contest between Lord Hanuman 3.0 and the has-been porn star (that's your girlfriend, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.)
Licentious lies and lawyers from the married pin-up poster girl of Nithyananda's promiscuous La-La Land were no match to our hero, Hanuman 3.0. Ranjitha was unable to throw her weight around when confronted by the Truth.
Our favorite story about triumph, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was Lord Hanuman 3.0's sense of sacrifice. He was willing to set his own tail on fire just to burn the deceit and fraud of the fake oasis of La-La Land.
Welcome to the La-La Land of Bidadi.
Where your tax deductible donation goes to charitable causes.
Don't forget to keep a receipt for your IRS tax deductions.
Please donate again real soon, or your enlightenment certificate will expire.
And, look, 'Swami' Nithyananda, here's the real-time results of Lord Hanuman 3.0's service applied to your brothel. No joke:
Sex Swami Nithyananda's Mission: An inside job to destroy evidence?
Kids, don't play with matches unless you're enlightened like the followers of Sex Swami Nithyananda.
And, all that perfectly good blackmailing video footage and NDA sex contracts incinerated to waste. Pitty.
Sex Swami Nithyananda sure knows how to fire up a crowd.
Warm wishes from Sex Swami Nithyananda.
OK, Sri Nithyananda, so your ashram hasn't completely burned down yet. It's still there. Locked and guarded. Just like a prison. Do you, 'Swami' Nithyananda still make visitors give a blood sample before letting them in? Nothing like the freedom of being enlightened. But, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda have to admit that the destructive flames of Truth are slowly but surely melting down the oasis of your La-La land. Scorched earth never looked so clean. All we have to do, 'Swami' Nithyananda is go over to your website and count the latest online screen shots from your main centers, like Los Angeles, Ohio, San Jose, etc. Just look at the weekend 'crowd' (hey, this should be the peak crowd) posted on August 7, 2011. You, Sri Nithyananda, boast that you have 10 million followers. We only counted 18 on that Sunday. Perhaps if you dropped the word 'million' from your total count, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda come closer to the Truth.
So, Sri Nithyananda, with just a dedicated following of 18 (plus the $10,000 vacation 'crowd'), donations might seem a bit parse. We heard that your 'enlightnened' crowd in San Jose, California had some recent long-time followers just got up and left. And, that the San Jose 'enlightened' cooking hags were fighting with each other because one lady's food was 'in demand' while the other hags' food languished as unloved leftovers. Now, there's an enlightenment certificate for us. But, after all, with too many cooks and way too few visitors, spoils the brothel.
'Swami' Nithyananda, is your lured-by-magic-tricks followers getting a little fazed after 'manifesting' some ash and telling them to fork over some more cash to keep your rent paid? Is the eN-Wealth Creation programs hitting a dry note when the participants realize that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda claim you are broke and destitute?... but still churn out new lawsuits on a daily basis with your dream-team of high profile lawyers? And does your Anti-Aging & Weight Loss Program, fall flat when everyone sees how much you, Sri Nithyananda, have aged? And, how many pounds your girlfriend and tantra partner is packing? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, instead of getting a 'click', your followers are getting a 'disconnect'. And, how long will these disconnects last as you burn through all your ill-gotten assets?
Speaking of your girlfriend, Ranjitha, how's her rejuvenation going? Oh, we see there, Sri Nithyananda, she hasn't gotten any work lately, just like last year, and the year before. Yes, she has lots of time on her hands to think of some convincing lies about the authenticity of those video she co-starred in, like the fan rotates in the opposite direction and that the video and clock timing are off. And, it looks like Ranjitha still enough folder-holding hanger-ons to give her an air of legitimacy. But, don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, these sycophants will leave once they know they won't get paid any more. So, we need to find her some work in a hurry in order to keep her cash flow positive. We know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Ranjitha can be the 'before' in some diet program. Perfect. Or, how about if she teams up with Erik Estrada to do late night infomercials hawking Butterfinger candy bars or hot real estate deals in Northern California? Tasty. Oh, wait. We know, Sri Nithyananda, the perfect job for her. She can get a job at an aquarium amusement park by swimming along side a beluga whale. That will sure to attract a curious crowd, and the aquarium can conserve water by not having to fill the tank up all the way.
Enlightened one and tantric apprentice, Ranjitha, gets a new gig. The hard-luck actress' career tanks to a new low... becomes an aquarium side-kick to a beluga whale. Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, which one is the mermaid?
Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you're right. She would attract even more attention if she swam along side a man-eating shark. But, unfortunately, everyone already saw her locked up in the same quarters as a blood thirsty predator with NDA sex contracts, so the crowd is looking for something new. Yes, they all have seen that before.
'Swami' Nithyananda, back to that story about Hanuman 3.0 and Ravana... we want to bring to your attention that you, Sri Nithyananda, are equipped with money, guns, and lawyers. And, Hanuman 3.0 just has the Truth as his guide. Now, those worldly things might come in handy and when the right strings are pulled, and under those unfair conditions, it just might seem that the Truth is not that relevant. But, don't forget, 'Swami' Nithyananda, all those lawyers are by your side as long as you pay them. And, all those palms are only out waiting to be greased, as long as the cash is flowing into them. But, realize, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, when your funds run out, your team of lawyers will all go away; likewise, all those open hands with sheepish smiles will turn to slaps right on your face. Truth, Sri Nithyananda, in contrast, lasts forever; it never disappears when the bank balance gets low and the worldly assets disappear.
Supported by Truth, Hanuman 3.0 easily defeats Ravana headed with his 10 hired lawyers.
When Truth is on your side, and with focus, no set back can last for very long. Set backs are destined to evaporate like trust and validity from a celibate womanizer (that's you, Sri Nithyananda.)
Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look here! Didn't you say that on Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 7:00 p.m. in the evening that an arrest warrant was issued for Sri Lenin Karuppan and several others by Hon’ble Magistrate (of the lower court) Smt. Roopa at 4.30 p.m. (that day)? But, in less than 48-hours, the High Court of Karnataka stayed further all proceedings against our heroes. As seen in the Deccan Herald:
Proceedings stayed
The High Court on Thursday stayed further court proceedings against Lenin Karuppan, the complainant in the sex scandal involving self-styled godman Nithyananda.
A lower court in Ramanagara had taken cognisance of offence against Lenin and others, based on the private compliant filed by actor Ranjitha, accusing the former car driver of Nithyananda, and his two associates, of extortion and acts intended to insult the modesty of women.
The three accused, as per the private compliant by the actor, are charged under the Section 354, 384, 506 and 509 of the IPC. Lenin had approached the high court challenging the action of the Ramanagara court.
Source: Deccan Herald, August 5, 2011
Oh, my, Sri Nithyananda. Looks like the Truth has a jet pack on it. That was an exceptionally short lived setback our heroes endured. It was just a temporary, almost non-existent, test. How much did it cost you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, to get that arrest warrant issued? (You, know, legal expenses and all.) But wait, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't you have your official website of nithyananda.org post on Friday more information about this arrest warrant and made this now invalid and out-dated arrest warrant available as a zip file? Why Sri Nithyananda, that's a whole day after the High Court told the Lower Court that this 'instant' warrant from your girlfriend, Ranjitha, is stayed.... on ice... no more. And, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda made zero attempt to clarify that this was invalid information? Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, lucky thing that High Court of Karnataka doesn't think that these dirty tactics of yours are considered witness tampering. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would be right back in jail if it did. But, rest assured, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you (probably) will be out free as long as you have money. So, please, please, please, keep on hiring those expensive lawyers of yours, Sri Nithyananda, and make them real busy doing the fine work that they are doing. You, Sri Nithyananda, might find this hard to believe, but we think they are doing a world of good. Honest.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.
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